Hey you! Anons & the like. If you got something weighing

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>Fortune

First time I've ever been on this thread, not sure what exactly I'm doing/supposed to expect.

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You have been visited by the Shrine Maiden of Support. Call her cute and you will sleep soundly tonight!

Fortune!

Just on the future in general, I guess

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>>742213727
oh poo no luck with the fortune.....
well you'd be surprised how many people started off asking that same question. Typically you'll see a few kinds here
>ava people usually giving advice or chatting
>anons asking for advice or a kind word
>the occasional trolls (it's not 4chan without them!)
>and some anons that just come to chat or help out other themselves!

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>>742213850
ohmai! You are the cuteness!

>>742213727
>>742213894
Also, if someone gets dubs and they want to donate them to another person they are more than welcome E>

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>>742213850
You're cute.


If I don't sleep tonight, does it break something?

>>742213917
I'd probably be more of the second category...
This is more or less a throw back to how the internet used to be. Though not really classical 4tan()

If I get dubs, push them back to my other post @
>>742213894

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>>742214124
and you're a fun person to be around! Don't worry i won't sleep tonight either. I just wanted to call Reimu cute....

>>742214309
mm well I like to think you can find a kind word or gesture even the darkest places if you're in need. So how are things in life?

>>742213623
Is there any point in resisting the temptation of falling back on substance abuse?

>>742214492
I'd like my fortune please.

>>742213623
whotf are you

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>>742214124
Oh, hey Velvet. I haven't seen you in a while.

>>742214536
I feel as though it's required I say yes, and perhaps that is correct. If you continue to resist the ill effects will fade, and eventually you should feel free and able to continue. But who can say how long it will take, and how hard it will be? It's a difficult road Anon, and I wish you the best of luck in traveling it.

>hug

I just stood for 30 minutes on my balcony and thought about my life. I still don't know what I want to do with my life, or where to go with it.

Too many problems at the same time, and I can't put them in any order.

And still, I'm the most wholesome guy between all my friends because love life. Why?! :(

>>742214816
It's been over 8 months. Maybe a year. Afraid I beg to differ. I don't see it going away.

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>>742214536
mhmm. A few in fact.
>It's a good escape, drug use that is, but it's not a problem solver. It's a get-away that won't fix the underlying problems.
>It's worth living a life that isn't controlled by access to a substance. We live with enough restrictions already.
>Even the most functional of users have at least one area of their lives that is totally wrecked by substance abuse. When you add in something like substance abuse/dependence something else in life has to give.

I used to work in a prison for substance abuse/drug offenders. ... I know you can do it. I saw life changing things there that I got to be a part of.

>>742214710
I'm adding you to a list of anons that'll get a fortune if someone gives theirs up E>

>>742214808
Some people call me Satori, most people call me Sky, but I've been called a lot of things... some derogatory, but not always hehe..

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>>742214492
>>742214309 (me)

I guess I should probably just use the same character to ID myself, that's what you guys do in these threads anyways.

That said, things are going pretty good more or less. Can't complain about a ton, but I do wish I had a bit more self-control with picking at my skin. I've been pretty good about it recently, but the scaring is pretty bad :/

Dubs to:
>>742213894

>>742214960
so are you some kind of slut

>>742213850
fuck off

>>742214960
My life isn't together now, so why does it matter? Besides, it doesn't seem like I'll ever stop wanting it. People have limits, don't they? Is one really expected to fight it until they die?

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>>742214898
Waking up is half the battle, anon. You are already doing better than so many people just by wanting to live.
Do you find yourself often comparing your life to the lives of others?

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>>742214898
Well, you're depression and lets call it what is... depression over your life isn't a reflection of who you are personally. ... it's part of you right now, but it doesn't define you....
second... when you say standing on the balcony contemplating life, where you considering suicide?
third: Let's take inventory of the things you have degress of control over. Start at the bottom with the problems you have no control over currently, and make your way up to #1 being the problems you have the most control over. (even the lil bitty ones) and then that list going down is where you start! Work with what you have control over and with time you'll get to the bottom.

and *hugs*

>>742214937
It'll always be in the back of your mind.... drugs are nefarious that way.... your mind will always be susceptible to the sway of *easy* & *quick* the relief is.... it's that brain process taht works off of immediate gratification... but overlooks long term consequences... which is why it's important to resist...

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>advice

What on earth can I use to motivate myself besides hatred? I can't seem to find anything worth doing or living for that doesn't involve killing and creating chaos. I know that I'll never be normal (schizophrenia, ADD, depression, social anxiety (all clinically diagnosed)) and sometimes feel like it would be better for everyone else if I just offed myself, but never do because I want to kill them more than myself. I've done shit things. Stood there and watched a person bleed out when I could have helped him. Stuff like that. I'm constantly terrified of the people around me and only manage to keep myself functioning by sheer hatred. I don't even know what's going on in my head anymore. RIP my sanity if I ever had it. It kinda sucks knowing that I'll never be able to get close to another person because I'm scared of them and can't trust them. At this point I'm really just spewing thoughts to get it off of my chest, feel free to ignore them.

tl;dr I'm a pathetic piece of crap driven by hatred and fear and I don't even know why I'm here.

>>742215496
That's asking too much, with too little reward.

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>>742213623
Fortune, and why make this thread?

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>>742215655
These threads have actually been running for quite some time at this point (years)

They're probably a staple of this community at this point tbh

>>742213623
Why should I stay alive when the universe has no meaning?

>>742215655
attention whoring

>advice
How should I masturbate and what should I masturbate to

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>>742215817
There is no point on living, but there isn't a point on dying either. You can not say that life is worthless if you do not fully comprehend that death is just as pointless.

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>>742215499

This might sound crazy, but one of the most helpful things I've ever heard, was:

"If you were to meet your past self, would you hate them?"

That is to say, if you met your past self, would you hate them in the same way you hate yourself now? You have to learn to love yourself before anything else <3

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>>742215092
nah... I mean... maybe....
>>742215035
mm are you seeing anyone about it? Therapy can help & there are meds that help with reducing obsessive/compulsive behavior like that.

>>742215220
that's everyone anon...... thats what life is. The fight to achieve something, to be something you want to be. Making your own goals, living up to them, making new ones. Leaving your mark, helping others, getting rich... it's all part of making your life yours... so yeah... fighting for it IS life. It's what gives value to our actions.
That isn't to say it's the end of the world to relapse, but the key is to have strategy for every step of the road from *I'm doing ok* to *I've just shot up (or w/e)* and everything in between to help you not get to that point. Is that something you've worked on?

>>742215617
Depends I suppose.... what do you consider the reward?

>>742215655
oooh I'll make your reading in the next post *promises* and why? mmm I like helping people... I spend 8 years in college to do it and I don't get too much at my current job... plus I feel better when I do.

>>742215817
Yep, the universe has no INHERENT meaning. You are the master of your fate. You make the meaning for your life.

>>742216110
>I spend 8 years in college

you must be an old man by now

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>>742215757
True I have seen the jill threads already, anyway I just want a hug right now.
>>742215850
Who cares just ignore me

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>fortune
Or just a hug if singles.
I hope everyone is in good spirits tonight.

>>742216110
Guess I should probably give up then.

>advice

Parents taking me to court over a PINS petition, wat do

>>742215493
>Do you find yourself often comparing your life to the lives of others?
Sometimes, yes. But not in a judgy way, to make myself feel bad or something, but to see it as a possible goal.

>>742215496
>where you considering suicide
No, I'm hella scared of dying at the moment. Also, I tried it in the past and it didn't work. So, the world needs me someday, otherwise it would've worked.

>Work with what you have control over and with time you'll get to the bottom.
My living place, my work place and my weight are the biggest problems. And all 3 of them are something I have the control over. Other problems are my untidiness, lazyness or lack of good memory, but I can live with that.

And thanks for the hugs. :3

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>>742215949
>https://nhentai.net/g/193875/
One handed. Knock yourself out, anon.
>>742216182
Hello there.
>-hug-

>>742216102
The answer to that is an strong yes. For as long as I remember, the person I hated the most was my past self. As for loving myself now, I don't know how well I could love a freak who lives for nothing more than bringing death and destruction to all he encounters. Before that, I don't even know what it's like to love something at all. It's an unknown emotion.

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>>742216324
Anon, the one thing I did that made me happy was to learn to love my own solitude. Don't base your path on what works for others. Cultivate whatever it is turns you on. Take time for yourself, find new music, read a book.. some times we can convince ourselves that the world is so small when it is really unimaginably huge and complex.
Just do what makes you happy and wake up each day trying to be a better version of yourself. Sorry this is kind of cliche advice but without knowing more about your situation its all I can offer.

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>>742215655
Tarot Time!
I'm doing past present and future reading for you.
Past: King dude upside...down?
>Too firm of control may have been sought. What could you let go of to help out now?
Present: 2 girls... IV cups?.. wut is this?
>Don't look inwards TOOO much that you miss out on the beauty around you.
Future: Cup knight... is that like shovel knight?
> Be wary of getting caught up in your feelings and don't act too heated in the moment?

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>>742216110
8 years what were you studying?
>>742216330
Are you nep?
>hugs back

>>742216324
>So, the world needs me someday, otherwise it would've worked.

That's a dangerous way to think.

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>>742216332
You are thinking too much on it, going to deep and trying to bring reason to all of it, you seem to harvest a deep resentment against people around you, but is there anyone specifically?

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>>742213623
Gimme my fortune

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>>742216332
Love in an unconditional feeling which makes you content with something. More or less.

You have to accept that what has happened in the past cannot be changed. If you deny that, then there's no point in trying to fix the present.

But why would you hate your past self? They clearly did not know better. Why would you walk up to your younger self and tell them you hate them? What would it accomplish? Would it do anything useful?

>>742216110
I'm not doing either :/
My family is a bit of a mess, and they don't exactly take mental health serious outside of flunking out of life. Even then, it's more of: let's try this soma! Than actually addressing the problem.
So I'm basically on my own with that, which isn't very helpful. I'm also a bit scared of that to be brutally honest, though there's no good reason :/

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>>742216690
The base of my resentment seems to be rooted in relationships as a whole. Particularly of a sexual nature. Knowing that there are people out there doing... things pisses me off to no end. When I find myself in situations where I know it's happening real time out of my reach I would give literally anything to be able to kill those people. But pretty much everybody does this kinda stuff. So I aim to kill them all. Or as many as I can.

>>742216171
Or woman?

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>>742216171
>>742216677
>>742217163
Masters in Mental health counseling.... and old.. is just a number right?... right...

>>742216297
Are you doing this on your own? I would hope not... life is too short and filled with too many wonderful things that can pass us by to try and do something alone when there is help out there.

>>742216324
I'm glad you made it past that point and that you aren't considering it anymore. As for those 3 problems. Break them down into goals you would like to achieve next. Understand weight loss is a process and can take time. Your living situation will likely build off of your work. What's up with work?

>>742216288
another!? Ohmai.. I'll get right on it!

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>>742216625
Well you tried and I appreciate that

>>742216984
I don't know why I hate my past self. It's not myself from a certain point in time. Just... the past. If I could walk up to my younger self I would fucking gut the piece of shit. No questions asked. That's how much I hate him.

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>>742217268
Any interesting things you learned from it?

>>742217163
>implying he's a woman

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>>742217268
Damn, what's a certified psychologist doing on /b/?

>>742217509
We obviously have no way to tell

>>742217699
DUBS!

>>742217268
I'm afraid there isn't any help to be had.

>>742217744
Holy cow dubs again!

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>>742217114
We have a new contestant for a high score? Anyway, you sound like a Larper but in case you aren't, you sure have a huge amount of pent up sexual frustration, jerk off, hire a hooker, go out and date a girl, get married and have kids, stuff like that change your way of seeing life, help you settle down and bury the boiling hatred you may feel now.
>>742216677
No, I'm Osaka.

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>>742216288
...is... is this deck upside down or something?
Situation: 9 upside down Harry Potter Sticks
>You may feel like there are too many responsibilities and you are on your own. Don't be afraid to reach out and ask for help
Action: Upside down Tower (Dante's inferno time)
> When you see great trouble coming don't shy away... even if you mess it up and the pain is terrible... you'll learn so much from it.
Outcome: FFVIII... wait... 8 or swords... gunblades... yeah gunblades!
>The beliefs you may find troublesome may become an important aspect of yourself. Even if you have to change some beliefs. You'll learn how important your belief system is too you!

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I totally forgot to ask, can I have a fortune?

>>742217699
statistically we can make good guesses

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>>742217842
No your tomo and im the devil.

>>742218065
Rerolling for this man's fortune.

I lost someone to another dude and i dont know how i can keep going after it.
>met this girl
>fight her ex from committing suicide
>meet her family
>finally gain the trust of her closest friend
>gain her trust
>move in with her
>happy
>have no where else to go but i didnt want to leave
>one of her exes says he loves her
>she says shes going back to him but i can still live with her
>leave
Ive been homeless now out of my own respect
I reduse to watch my happyness be with someone else

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>>742217905
Very interesting. Thank you for your time, OP. I think the cards have convinced me to take on new challenges in uncharted territory.

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>>742217480
Plenty, but theory only goes so far. All the experiences I've had are so valuable.
>>742217559
Licensed professional counselor actually. Not a psychologist. That's more of a research field.

>>742217699
no
>fortune
requested *lowers head*
*whispers* you can donate those if you'd like.

>>742218065
maybe ask the kind anon above that got dubs!

>>742216605
>Just do what makes you happy
This is what I try to do a lot of times. But still nothing. I'm not giving up, but the path is getting steeper by the day.

>>742216678
>That's a dangerous way to think.
Why?

>>742217268
I once lost a lot of weight, but it came back after a year. Since then I kinda lost the energy to do it again. Mostly because I think it's just temporarly again.

And work, well, I'm not happy, it feels like I'm doing nothing of meaning, even though I help people work. (IT Support)

>>742217842
Larper? No way. I couldn't stand being around people like that. I would literally rather kill myself than have sex. Even get a fucking blowjob. Not a chance. No way.

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>>742218186
I refuse to take anothers dubs.

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>>742217322
Think about your younger self as a random kid in the streets playing. Would you still beat them up?

I honestly don't know where else to go with this tangent, but I think it would be good to just think about why you would tell your past self you hate them.
I was heavily bullied when I was younger, and I wound up hating myself, a lot. I more or less ended up struggling through it myself, but some days despite how hard I try I feel like I would go up and beat up my past self too. But, I came to realize all the reasons I thought I hated myself for were not reasons I actually hated myself, but rather the ideas others had imprinted into my psyche and made me think who I was. It's a lot to grasp, but for me headphones and a nice long music session before bed really helped me sort out those thoughts

>>742213623
why you all avatarfags are such a colossal faggots?

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>>742218232
Hmm.. have you challenged yourself recently? Taken on any new responsibility? Do you have goals, even small ones?

>>742218143
Did you ever tell her about your feelings?

I mean, it's too late now but did you?

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>>742218253
Alright then, grumpy bastard, you do you.
>>742218261
Rolling for Velvet I guess.

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>>742218339
Because its more fun than being a colossal celebfag, creepfag or responding to shitty bait.. which is all the rest of /b/ is
You mean to tell me you don't come here to be someone other than yourself?

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>>742218186
B-but I got dubs...
>fortune

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>>742218186
Can you list some if that not too much trouble.

>>742218186
You're not good enough to be anything more.

>>742218530
You do have a point. I would join you guys but I don't wanna feel /b s rage

>>742218297
I might hold out, but only because I have larger plans in mind with more people dying. Otherwise he gets to bite the dust. Still can't think of a reason why I hate him though.

>>742218297
>>742218456

yup yup. Thanks. I already know I'm way beyond fixing, just wanted to talk for a bit before I get back to work.

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>>742218122
ohmai! How generous. Coming up!
>>742218261
too bad! hehehe

>>742218232
I've lost 80lbs and kept it off. You can do it! .. but it takes a lifestyle change that you can't go back on. As far as work goes, have you tried applying for a new job, or even transitioning inside your current workplace?

>>742218339
I mean... I never said I wasn't ....so I guess....OP is a fag meme?

>>742218143
1. Don't punish yourself over someone else's choices. Find yourself a place to go.
2. If she left you that easily ... then that's a reflection on her not you. Think about how flimsy it was on the inside. You can do better....it may not feel like it... and she may be on a pedastal ... but that doesn't mean she's immaculate. You deserve someone that cares deeper about you.

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>>742218339
I suppose the burden is on *me* to explain why.
>>742218660
Half the fun is pissing people off and wasting spammers' time, my friend.

>>742218530
thats the most stupid shit i have ever read kys
>>742218660
fucking faggot what if you ask your own question

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>>742218186
Still, what's a counselor doing on /b/?

>>742218451
I told her this
>I can't make you want to be with me. My plan is to be with you and be happy. Whatever decisions you make I will respect them but I will react how I want to. If the decision is made that you go back to your ex I'm not staying out of my own respect. I love and care for you and all i want is what we have right now
After about 20 minutes of holding each other she looks up and says
>I think it's for the best this doesn't continue
Five minutes later I'm out the door with nothing but a guitar a shotgun and 5 bullets as well as a pack of cigerettes and my dwindling pride

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>>742218660
Fuck it. /b/s rage is entirely impotent at this point. I come here to grab this board by its shriveled balls. Do what makes you happy.. chances are itll make the board better than following the status quo.

>>742218799
revy what if you gtfo with your vocaroos cancer shits?

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>>742218853
Thats not even me faggot im being milly tonight

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>>742218739
Long time no see, blue dude guy.
>>742218853
I bet you like trap threads.

>>742218853
Not her, I just like this gif

>>742218824
But did you tell her about your romantic interest before all of that shit?

Because if not, then you kind of got what you had coming.

>>742218350
>have you challenged yourself recently?
Yes, I'm looking for a new job, and try to get some money together. And, like every month, losing weigh.

>Taken on any new responsibility?
No, not really. I'm trying to do more in the household, but I can't do anything, because my mom already did it.

>Do you have goals, even small ones?
Not really, atm. I'm just trying to get 110% out of my experience, so I'll take things as they come.

>>742218727
>I've lost 80lbs and kept it off.
Congrats! :D That's always nice to hear, and a little help to know I can do it too!

>have you tried applying for a new job, or even transitioning inside your current workplace?
Yes, but I'm not sure if those jobs are the right thing for me, since I don't know, what I want to do. And no, I can't, because my firm doesn't do that kind of thing.

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>>742218739
Where have you even been?

>>742218660
I'm not quite sure what you mean.
Sure this might be tamer than some of the infamous things /b/ has done, but there has more or less been these threads for years

Even the original anonymous crew wasn't about doing wrath upon people, but rather those that sought to exploit others for gain

>>742219018
sucking dicks wbu?

>>742213623
>Fortune
>Advice

I've been struggling to find motivation in life, in general. I don't apply myself at work, and I don't pursue the things I know I'd rather do. Apathy grips me so tightly it's a wonder I have any semblance of a fuck to give anymore.

>>742218727
I'm a straight guy, and due to a situation where I got hurt I needed a home. So I met a guy who would take care of me under one condition. That i was with him. I tried for almost a year to make it work. I wasn't trying to use him but what he wanted was something i couldn't give. This guy wanted sex every day. And I, desperate for a home, agreed and was relying on her to help me over that situation of using my body to not starve on the street. And she didn't care about it, even though I just helped her out of that situation i had been stuck in for almost a year.
>>742218946
Absolutely and we were dating. We had already had a sexual/romantic relationship for a bit and were coming up with plans on how the future was going to play out

>>742218261
Best girl. Well, except for Neo, but it's close.

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>>742218799
Mmm I've been here since 2005.. or 2006. Not like I just showed up hehe I just kinda fell into this in the last year.


>>742218531
coming up with Velvets too in the next post!

>>742218537
oh experiences? Well I worked giving rehab therapy to inmates in prison, then I worked as the psychotherapist for half of that prison later on.... I basically was therapist, evaluator and social worker for my case load.
Then I worked a two different hospitals as the intake coordinator overnight. So I ran the intake dept overnights.
Before that while in Uni I worked in a stereotypical sit-down counseling center and also did group counseling for (ugh I hate this term) at-risk teens. I also worked in transition center helping kids who were aging out of the foster care system get access to their money, benefits and giving counseling and tutoring

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Here's the deal.

The 20th of August will be the 58th anniversary of my death. The 22nd of November will be the 58 anniversary of my rebirth.

It may be a coincidence, but the Rebirth comic series run for DC Comics is supposed to have a big reveal in November. Perhaps the climax will be on the 22nd?

What we know is:

>Barry Allen, The Flash, went back in time to save his mother, creating a Flashpoint and giving me an opening to the DC Multiverse
>I took the opportunity to steal 10 years of time from the Multiverse and re-work it a little bit
>Wally West, Kid Flash, was trapped in the Speed Force. He managed to get out and Batman started looking into the mess I created.

I have two theories. I don't care if you don't care, because the fate of quadrillions of lives are in question.

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>>742219256

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>>742218989
It sounds like you are still making progress, anon.. even if it is small and incremental. I also suffer from self doubt.. whenever i hit a point of stagnation i always end up stressing myself out because i expect instant validation. Some parts of your life might feel like more of the same. Some times consistency is a good thing and realizing you're bored with it might mean a change is around the corner.
Whenever i feel listless or directionless i tend to read books or binge shows. Its the best way outside of psycadelics to get your mind moving in a new, refreshing direction.

>>742219262
Wow, that sounds pretty fucked up.

Will the gay guy take you back? Sometimes you need to just surrender your butthole.

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>>742219275
Not gonna lie, Neo's pretty great.

how do i kms

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Rolling again for a fortune :3

>>742219432
livestream it pls

>>742219355
>>742219256

>checked

Does that make up for missing dubs the first time? lol

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>>742219295
Did the prisoners ever tried to hurt you?

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>>742219432
I hear freezing to death is okay.. if you dont have the resources for a cpap mask and helium i suggest jumping off a tall building

Wait i mean dont kill yourself. Go move to a third world country and live like a scoundrel until your lifestyle kills you.

>>742219475
i would but i have family who (used to at least) lurk here

they found me when i posted in trap threads, they'll probably find my suicide livestream too

>>742219402
I won't go back to that, I tried way to hard to get away from that by actually wanting to be with her. And she knew what i had gone through. We both were in the exact same situation where we had to be with someone to have a home but together we could have our own. We did. Her ex sent her a 9 minute video of him crying and telling her he loved her. And i lost that to him because I'm her words
>I like you and I'm happy with you
>but i love him

>>742219432
assuming poorfag here. buy a shotgun shell (buckshot preferred) and glue a bb or some crap to the primer. Slam it against a wall facing your head. That should do the trick.

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>>742219339
Theory 1:

I wanted to create a world of the superheros from my childhood. Ever since the emergence of real superheroes in my world, those comics have been a lost art. In my own words I was 'leaving this world for one less complicated.'

It makes sense. The main DC Multiverse is so black-and-white in terms of morality. There is little 'dark and gritty' feel to it, and it's pretty simple and straightforward. Perhaps I wanted that, it was easier for a mind like mine.

Of course, this would mean the heroes would defeat me in the end. I suppose I would say something like 'I am so proud of you, my children.' before dying/disappearing. What else could make me happy at this point?

>>742219618
She sounds like a stupid bitch if you ask me.

I mean, you don't sound much better but you know. You're stuck with that one.

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>>742219702
Theory 2:

I am working for someone evil, likely someone who wants to destroy the superheroes, likely Empty Hand.

I don't want to talk, or even think about this one.

>>742219713
I did what i had to do. I don't think that makes me stupid. But I was foolish to rely on someone i care about and with me now out of fight I dont know if i can keep going

>>742213623
Well, I don't really need advice, I just kinda need two emotions or some shit for a story, but it can't be neutrality, happiness, sadness, anger, despair or terror. Can ya help?

>>742219652
That shell will just blow up in his hand you dip

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>>742218261
Situation: ... watch your dress (oh shimapan...) upside down priestess
>There maybe an inner voice you lost at some point... something missing. It's time to find that again.
Action: oh look me.... (the fool)
>It's time to start a new journey. Try new things.
Outcome: ....umm its a pentagram... for real
>Don't let this opportunity pass you by.. the time is now! (GET TO THE CHOPPA)

>>742218531
Past: 10 cups a flowing!
You should've felt a strong sense of community around you in the past. Is it still there?
Present: oh my... 8 pentagrams...
>Don't get lost in the mundane. Keep looking for opportunities
Future: ooh the cup knight again... I like him and his horse...
>You'll learn to channel your emotions into positive action.

>>742219833
Yeah. He has a little shrapnel bomb going off next to his head. Sounds pretty good to me. If you want to improve it just stick the shell in a 3/4" plumbing pipe and use it as a barrel.

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>>742219805
....RGRGGHH I hope it isn't that antlered bastard, Empty Head.

I oughta' kick his dick! Who does he think he is?

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>>742219851
Ah, good ole' usb super position

(rolling for fortune again...)

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>>742219702
>>742219805
Nigga i need foot notes

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>>742219851
None of that means anything to me.

>>742220000
Checked, nigger

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>>742220000
Nice trip quads, my brother.
>>742220092
The only footnote you're getting is my foot making a note into your ass.

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>>742220301
Well that's hardly helpful at all.

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>>742219829
Try apathy and anxiety
>>742219562
Nope, in fact the therapists were the first ones the offenders stood up for if anything happened. I was assaulted 1x at the first hospital and almost 1x at the second hospital though.

>>742219256
It sounds like you are trully suffering from depression. A good place to start would be to talk to your GP/PCP and either start on medication or get a referral.

>>742220145
Believe in the heart of the card... oh wait... wrong series....place.... situation....well fuck.... I'm sorry.. the cards only give an answer. It's up to you to interpret how to apply it (plus I'm only copying a power here ya'know!?)

Anyway: My threads are somewhat short lived I hate to say. It's time for me to get ready for work. If you need something you can email me at skyden13162@gmail .com or stick around I'll be back and there are others that do this sorta thing with me
E> Sky

>>742220365
revy, can i smell your dirty socks pls

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>>742220483
Peace dude

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>>742220546
In other news, you have precisely 31.0687405 seconds to live.

>>742213623
>Advice

Girlfriend passed away 7 days ago today, terminal illness.
Im struggling.

>>742220483
Oh fuck yes, my list is complete now. Thank you very much, apathy is one that I really needed. (I'm not being sarcastic)

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>>742220483
Well nice talking to you I hope you have a great day

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>>742220696
That sounds like too much time. Let's cut it in half.

>>742220705
That happened to a friend of mine. He hated the world for like, 2-3 years.

Just try to keep going, buddy.

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>>742220821
>cut it in half
That's funny. I didn't tell you *how* you were going to die, how did you know?

>>742220483
>>742219256

Thanks anon... but got any advice that *doesn't* involve me taking *more* drugs?

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>>742220899
Not the person you originally were killing, but getting chopped in half sounds like a fun way to go out.

>>742220546
Fuck why would you want to
I wear boots every day, you know?

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>>742221036
That's the spirit.

But, think about this. Whenever you see somebody get cut in half (which is rather often in my line of work) it's always horizontally or vertically. Meaning from the head to the groin or across the torso.

They *never* get sliced in half 'sideways' or 'radially' or 'thickwise' which would mean from shoulder to shoulder. This process would cut through every part of you except for your asscheeks and your toes.

The only way for it to happen is if you were standing in the doorway where a forcefield or sliding gate is due to appear, and that cuts you in half.

does rock no longer frequent these threads?

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>>742221312
An interesting point.

On a different note, now that OP is gone what kind of thread should this turn into?

>>742221312
https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?t=3m38s

>>742221451
Who?

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Can this be a mantis lady thread?

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>>742221593
Megaman guy.

>>742221593
guess that answers it

thx tho

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>>742221497
It could be one of those, what do they call 'em, Galactic Empire threads, that people seem to love so much?
>>742221515
Alright, bitch boy. I've seen a little of Kung Fury and it was weird. Does what I mention actually occur in the movie?

hg

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>>742221625
I'm more inclined to rekt or something else non-porn. I don't have anything to dump though because I would rather not risk having that stuff on my PC.

>>742221191
You're right, let me take them because they're probably too stinky for you

>>742221705
It occurs right at the timecode I linked. Kung Fury's partner Dragon is sliced in half, shoulder to shoulder. Just like you described.

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Hello all. Just saw the thread and thought I'd make a quick post seeing as I haven't been around for a couple of weeks.

I hope everyone's doing well. I'll try to pop into the base soon.

Fortune

I'm sleepy. I love my waifu but it hurts knowing she'll never love me back. I'm tired of living where I do. I don't like my body.

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>>742221804
Oaaahh, nice!

Now I'm actually upset I wasn't the first person to think of that. My version would have the guy cut in half by an energy field, but his spirit would ascend to a higher realm and he'd have the front half of his body and be a glowing, screeching entity.

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>>742221884
This thread already got hijacked for the emperor and co. Better luck next time.

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>>742221912
and i forgot image, not that it matters

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>>742221798
This is all I can offer, anon
(Dont search for Revy foot fetish stuff. This is the only art that won't make your eyes bleed)

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>>742222186
>Dont search for Revy foot fetish stuff. This is the only art that won't make your eyes bleed

you just want it all for yourself

im on to you

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>>742222186
>wipes away beads of iridescant blue sweat

>>742222186
You're the true sweetie.

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So should I buy a ballistic helmet or vest first?

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>>742222294
Trust me i really dont ;-;

>>742222577
jesus christ how horrifying

i'll stick to the original and keep pretending that one is you

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>>742222577
>"Heh!"
oh jesus christ

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>>742222992
>>742222972
Suffer with me, friends

>>742223135
do you even like feet
why do you know this

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>>742223135
>sooletickle
The hell? Was 'soletickle' taken, so they just added another 'l'?
Please stop btw, before my will to live diminished even more
>>742223344
fancy digits

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>>742223344
I just booru'd the shit for this thread
I don't like feet, but I get it
I dont get this, though.

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>>742223557
Somehow I imagine the guy in the picture is damn close to how the artist looks.

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>>742223714
It always is

>advice
life is scary now that im 18
my parents can't afford to send me to college
what should i do

>>742223923
Trade school, Pell grant, warehouse work and save.. any of those options

>>742223872
please stop

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By Seldon!

>>742223923
>life is scary now that im 18

You aren't even alive yet. You're still just a fucking kid.

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>>742224102
That just encourages me
(Im done now)

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>>742213623
Hi Sky!!
Good to see you up there!