Vocaroo Thread pt. 2! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b9mS4v4RSV >

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Here, have a bump and some /aceg/ OC.
I gotta head out soon, so catch you later buddy.

>>742166841
Fucking amazing. No shitposting like niche 4chan communities

>>742166841
Also see ya!

Please read the following in whatever voice you find fitting.
"H-hewwo? UwU *tips fedora* Is there a problem, sweaty? ,':^3c Um you're just a problematic ciscuck, yikes lmao"

I'm sorry

>>742166405
Since a few years I have suffered from depression and social anxiety caused by bullying. It didn't help that nobody did anything against it. It didn't help that I stayed inside my room either. And through this bullying I couldnt find a girlfriend. And this is lead to the development of me becoming a voyeur. I have spied on my female neighbour for a long time. And masturbated as well. I only did this for a few months, because I started to feel disgusted by what I have done. But I am afraid that she might have caught me and that this could potentially bite me in the ass done the line.

Since Alice left, I thought I could maybe ask you for helpful advice.

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>>742166405
I like your work a lot! There are cheap courses for voice actors and announcers, but i'm sure you already know that if you're interested in it.

Request:
>>Very sorry maid apologizing for the mess she made. Asking Sir not to thrown her out.

Tits or gtfo.

>>742167062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s128kEm64Oiu
What even, anon.

Hey there anon...I just wanted to say that.....I think that you're a faggot *giggles

>>742167345
I'm the same anon who asked for the hentai quotes a while ago, thanks a ton for the meme material!

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All
Fucking
Alicefags
Must
Fucking
Hang

People with autism are perfectly normal humans just like you and me. Actually I'm autistic and you couldn't tell right? SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>742166405
your mother will die

>>742167218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17weHXihMT0
Feel free to vent more, or you can email me
[email protected]
Or alice at
[email protected]

>>742167281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wbEOr89p5G

>>742167218
Feel free to talk if you need to, my guy.

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>>742167306
I aint gotta do shit nigga
You want free lewd recordings or not?

>>742167473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ywy6yhX1VI

>>742167486
Those were fun as fuck to do. Feel free to link me a cap with more and ill do it

>>742167495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbKjnBWIrV

>>742167521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yV2YLcqbrX

>>742167570
No u

>>742167824
http://imgur.com/a/UUtPb
I also know a rewrite of a hentai where it's just meme spouting if anyone wants that.

>>742167586
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17weHXihMT0

Thank you very much revy. You are the best.

>>742167665

Also thank you for the offer anon.

>>742167931
Wrong reply RIP me, I don't use this site often

>>742167938
Any time.

>>742167931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tpk77owQNl
Amazing.

>>742168023
Eh a (you) is a (you). I figured what you were referencing from the context

Behold: An Australian manga translation
https://e-hentai.org/s/7418862b63/925220-1

Can you slowly and sexually speak through my nations glorious anthem?

God save our gracious Queen.
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

>>742168249
Im cracking tf up because this might as well be in japanese.
Good find anon. Want me to try to voice through some of this?

>>742168366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qWCnyy1p55
Reading non lewd things in a lewd voice is always great
I think george bush addressing the nation after 9/11 in an orgasmic voice has been my best work yet. (If you want that recording i have to sift through 600 unsorted recordings on my phone)

https://e-hentai.org/g/1045523/e418f6e0f4/

Legend of the Meme Queen.

>>742168422
Sure, why not
Do your best accent

>>742168628
This will be 10/10 I swear

>>742168566
This sounds like some crazy fanatical tier stuff. People world build around this kinda shit, nice one.

You should just upload your entire collection some time.

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>>742168816

yes, I'm sure the collection has tons of great stuff in it.

>>742168249
>>742168628
>>742168680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1POYd0UxloV

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>>742166405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nBoVQczf1a

>>742169079
It really does. Some times when im looking for a specific recording i get caught up giggling at some of the stranger requests. Ive got a patreon im waiting to put to live. Wouldn't be too hard to put up a sound cloud with the best ofs

>>742169250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12jq2TFGtZW

Afk a few mins while its slow. Ill read more of the hentai once my phone charges a bit (it drains faster than it charges on my battery when the screen+sound recorder is on

>>742169199
Love it!

>>742169250
That's one hell of a voice, dude. Nice.

>>742169250
Can you read any lines from Dr. Claw?

Trying to get vocaroo to work on chrome, it'll be worth it when I do

>>742169712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sJSWqb9p96

>>742170086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kXYEu1Zyl

>Read this part in a nice motherly voice:

Look, I am your mother and you are my son. I know that you love me in more ways that one. But it is an unhealthy behavior of yours. I know I have been very lonely since your father passed away and you are in that age, but we cannot do it. ( Wait is that a bulge I see in his pants. Is it really that big. I want it so bad. No, no. I have to control myself, but a little test ride couldnt hurt.) You know what I am going to prove that this is just a weird phase of yours and that I am not that desperate.

/pause/

>normal voice

A few moments later

/pause/


>now read this part still motherly but in a more seductive and sexual way


*moan* Oh fuck. Oh god please fuck me harder. Don't you dare stop now. We only had sex like three times in a row. This is far from over. *moan* You have awakened the cougar in me and now you have to live with the consequences. *moan*

>>742170028
I wish i knew why it wasnt working for you. Whats fuckin' up?

>>742166405
Are you a actually female?

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>>742170289
There are no girls on the internet, anon. You should know this

Just 40 year old men and fbi agents

>>742170346
So that means yes. Thank you for the answer.

>>742170166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HU2iiPsyYu

>>742170407
No problem. Any requests?

>>742170547
Top notch delivery.

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>>742170142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r8r2OJipkA

Always wanted to get into voice acting, any tips?

>>742170574
How about reading a request here in the thread, but in a annoyed and bored way. Like you don't give a fuck.

>>742170208
flash plugin isn't working and mp3/wav uploads aren't working from my phone

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>>742170764
Fuck man im still a novice at this too
>practice
>maybe so open requests like this for inspiration/to step outside your comfort zone
>soundcloud and patreon are good platforms to make a portfolio
I haven't graduated to paid voice acting yet. I'm doing these for fun/to get a feel for it.

>>742170764
Well, you have to practice alot, for one. However, don't overdo it, because you may damage your vocal chords permanently. I don't know any real techniques, though.

>>742170851
Hmm. Odd. I use an app called Smart Recorder on android and the wavs upload to vocaroo seamlessly. I wish i knew what was wrong.

>>742166405
Your thoughts on this mod?
http://gamebanana.com/skins/148591

>Could you say in a voice which makes you sound sleepy or hypnotized:

*moan* Yes Master, I will obey your every command... yes Master, I will remove my top for you... yes Master, I will expose my breasts for you... yes Master, I will suck your cock for you, *sucking sound* I live to please you, Master... *moan*

>>742171186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aiu1SrZarT
>>742170831
>>742167062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Dr13olCwz

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REVYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>742171391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p64aPbPyfA

>>742171432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R2F8tXpXYJ

>>742170764
I used to make audios mainly for memes online, and ended up doing voice acting for some people online as part of stories or help people who needed voice acting for mods. Don't get paid however I just volunteer as I like it. Lots of practice helps, just do stuff like this and improve

Where are from, op? Just curious about accent

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>>742171391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihP1bUZ05n

>>742171407
I am not the mod creator, but I plan on making a voice mod for her. But finding fitting clips in the anime is going to be hassle so I thought about asking you. I am sure you can come up with some quotes from the show. And I would properly credit you when uploading. I just need to figure out how many voice clips are used for zero suit samus.

>>742171865
I live in the southeast US. People have a hard time placing my accent, usually. I attribute it to growing up talking to people from all around the world through ventrilo. I feel like i talked to more swedes and Chinese people than americans before i turned 18

>>742171525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2buMqrwhG

>>742171965
You can drop me an email at [email protected]
That sounds like something id love to do. My Revy voice isn't spot on but id give it maximum effort if it was for a mod.

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Revy acting all pissed off, or trying to act tough when someone (probably Rock) decides to give her a quick tickle to make her laugh. Two hands and her vulgar threats as she can't help but giggle.

"Am I ticklish? Fuck off. Hey, stop it asshole. I'll fucking kill you."

I can't believe you don't eat ass. What a faggot.

>>742166405
is this sweaty ball girl

>>742172056
Sure thing. But this will take some figuring out since it is my first voice mod.

>>742172361
This IS! God, what a reputation

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>>742167824

>>742172426
loooooooool great

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>>742172269

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>>742172480

>>742172480
Thank you for posting the more flattering pic too.
Am i your waifu, magneto? Is that why you post me in waifu threads?

>>742172538
Wtf is that magneto shit srsly

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>>742172028

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NphSSzWYkM

I finally got it to work, thoughts?

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>>742172515
>>742172480
>>742172269

>>742172619
Magneto Magneto.

>>742172619
Hes some lame obsessed fuck that posts in every alice thread/every waifu thread/every one of my threads to post pics of myself/alice's ass/a quarter of her face. We call him magneto because when asked he said the reason he wants alice dead is "so the human race can evolve", no shit.
Idk what he thinks hes trying to prove since i posted all the pics hes reposting willingly.

>>742171985
I'm not an American anyway so it's hard to tell specific accents, but I was curious. Are you familiar enough with local accents to put them on?

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ySv98qST3i

I miss the Patrick Warburton impersonator.

>>742172724
I can do a shitty cali/bronx/southern accent if i try. Anything specific?

>>742172765
that would be glorious as patrick!

>HAAAY MISTER!

>>742172770
No specific ideas in mind, just curious what you could do. Just say something stereotypical of a southern woman in that accent I guess?

>>742172647
Good voice. Would listen to audiobook done by you.

>>742172717
Oh srry im not your magneto just a random shitposter
Sad im not into waifus or avatarfags

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>>742172515

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>>742166405
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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>>742172647
Dat zapp brannigan/movie voice. Lovely
Can i get a "satan, GUIDE MY COCK!!"
>>742172156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1unJ58tX09X

>>742172272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VSK2QKBNkJ
>current year +1
>not eating ass

>>742172898
Thanks! I've considered it, although I'm a little more curious about voice acting.

>>742172272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TapDJfnR5i

>>742172398
Im new to this too. Be sure to give me feedback if you arent happy with it either.

>>742173031
You can certainly do that, but, you know, it's not just narrating, you need to show emotion too.

>>742173031
You sound like a character from something but I'm not sure who

>>742172765
This was amazing
I wasnt around for his era I dont think

>>742166405
"I know where you live slut I'll just take your asshole from you. You stupid little bitch. You dumb broad. You useless fucking cunt. Matter of fact fuck women's rights. I wish I could still beat your fucking ass and talk about it over tea with the cops the next morning. You're not shit bitch. You're not worth shit and neither is your ugly cunt. So I'll ask you nicely one more time. Let me fuck you."

>>742172942
Well the person that posted those pics is the same person that posts them in every thread
So if you posted them that makes you magneto

>>742173043
New Ringtone! 10/10

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>>742172538
>>742172716
>>742172717


FIRST OF ALL, yall niggas better stop referring to this guy as "magneto". That character is fucking cool, dont associate him with some random faggot


"Learn NOW why they call ME the master of magnetism"

"MWHAHAHAH I AM MAGNETO WELCOME TO DIE"


Now yall forced me to request his infamous lines to either deep voice guy or revy

>>742172892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ldpmp8TdYg

>>742173275
Rolling for this

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>>742166405
Do this OP.
"What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility."

Also what happened to asking questions? Liked that

>>742172977
>>742172977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0htycHfK8n7

>>742173213
You see>>742173275
I feel bad for all avatarfags tbh

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These Vocaroo threads are always fun! Thanks OP and other voice-anons.

>>742172987
>>742173128
Zapp Brannigan was my main inspiration, his is just a tiny bit more nasally than what I do: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J5hVtDh76K

>>742173086
Will do.

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>>742166405
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!

>>742173157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QPC5lWDDlx

>>742173275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUxsU0QvxZ

>>742173543
lol who the fuck avatarfags as magneto?


Maybe in co but Ive yet to see that. I just dont like that some random guy is referred as magneto, that character is magfuckineato

>>742173383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UlCwg3RfRM
Started out german, devolved into strong bad
And i still answer questions, i just dont know how to state that in the OP explicitily

>>742173099
The emotion part is where I can't really deliver. I usually practice repeating radio ads I hear on my way to work, so that's about as much emotion I can put into that voice.
>>742173275
Tried my best: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Se0sWqMK2I

>>742173988
Yo revy, do the song, nyan nyan pls
>https://youtu.be/wieStI7kN-I

>>742173543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxojyNFRXD

>>742173834
Thanks, im sure itll be fun to hear it from deep voice anon


So what the fuck is going on in those threads? Didnt know that was actually alice's ass..i would have never thought shed post anything like that of herself, given her persona

>>742173554
Any time! Thanks for stopping by again. Are you the voice anon that uses clyp?

>>742173988
That was decent, you gotta put more hmph into those lines tho lol

>>742174175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dH4IIR5Uac

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>>742174163
This is unspeakably cute
Pardon the breif pause before i get to this and others. My phone has hit a wall in me seasawing charging my external battery and my phone battery

"At this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my intelligence"

>>742174172
You are stupid
Ppl post those pics because you said it bothers you alice said the same thing about her ass pic
Now tell me how the internet works?
You guys arent that special lol

>>742166405
"i love bergy"

>>742174606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S4prbhJ4Ot

>>742166405
You sound like a home of sexual

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>>742174192

No, I'm no voice anon. I meant you and the other ones. Me? I'm just an anon enjoying the thread.

>>742174534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0crvt8qZggN

A different voice: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wgIirffXQ1

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>>742175035
Well what can i say im retarded

>>742173636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjNmBmQIYe

>>742173954
Help me think of a worse megalomaniacal idiot

>>742174944
Oh look>>742175244
It was for you u see what im saying

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>>742175112
>that 2nd voice

>>742174534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gw4QhAuhpI

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>>742175306

>>742175349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0clmSjMPlj0

>>742175437
Hes not as amusing.
A boring, megalomaniacal, obsessed idiot
Like Lex Luthor from batman v superman maybe

>>742175244
>magneto admits he is retarded
Now i feel bad about trashing you man. Don't you have /mlp/ as a containment board?

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>>742175112
The 2nd voice fit it way better

>>742175090
Oh sorry. I thought i recognized the anime girl you posted. Still glad to have you, anon.

>>742175035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sHlCUSfsyK

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>>742175580

Ah, yes. The land of ponies. Such a containment board is fitting for Magneto. They will teach him tolerance, and friendship. Yes, he will indeed have a grand time.

>>742175829
He needs the horse-pill
God if the avatarfags here trigger him i imagine he'll be fulfilled for life there.

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>>742174534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hUbRmGpt4k

>>742175580
I said im not magneto just a random shitposter actually i just show up to post 2-3 pics and get out have never fought with avatarfags about what they do

How about in an unimpressed voice, say "If I had a dick, this is where i'd tell you to suck it."

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>>742176080
Can you say "Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female." In a strong bad voice?
I need it

>>742175648
Yeah, I can do emotion better with that one
>>742175829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SsdZirztc1

>>742166405
Do you ever look back to your old recordings and compare them to your most recent ones?

Theres such a difference between them, were you nervous then or did you find a more outspoken persona when doing them?

>>742166405
Sing as much of it as you can please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g
Zem mūsu kājām lielceļš balts
Uz Latviju tas ved.
Uz Latviju, kur naidnieks baigs,
Pār laukiem nāvi sēj

Mēs soļojam droši un lepni,
Un šautenes plecos ir mums,
un senajo varoņu vārdi,
nāk līdzi, kā mantojums mums.

Mēs nāksim drīz, Latvija, gaidi!
Un nesīsim brīvību Tev
Kas mums dārga!
Un mēs ejam un ejam un traucam un steidzam
Par vēlu mēs nedrīkstam būt!

Mums viena doma sirdī kvēl
Par tēvu zemi stāt!
Un nežēlīgam naidniekam
Likt visu atmaksāt!

Mēs šautenēm liksim tad liesmot,
Un granātu metējiem kaukt,
Bet pašiem mums nāvei būs spītēt,
Ložu svilpieniem atbalsis saukt!

Mēs ticam trīs Latvijas zvaigznēm,
Lai ugunī spožas kļūst tās, mūžu mūžam!
Un mēs ejam un ejam uz priekšu tik traucam
Par vēlu mēs nedrīkstam būt!

>>742176170
Uh huh, sure.
Either way ill let you know you're wasting your time here. I like seeing alice's ass and I posted those pics willingly (not to mention people are pretty flattering when you post them)
If you post in my thread im gonna refer to you as magneto, or maybe Teezmo

>>742176227
What kind of voice? Invoker or dreadful voice from the beginning of the thread? Or just random deep voice?

"I have so much jerly"

>>742176268
There is a notable difference, but I have up threads and down threads
I had some 7 crown with brunch so maybe im feeling more confident this thread. I'm usually high as tits

>>742176384
The voice i responded to sounded almost exactly like strong bad
https://youtu.be/xFMJ_56WWF0
Heres a ref

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FUCK YOU REVY YOU SLUT, WHERES KERMIT ANON? I WANT MORE FROM HIM

>>742176080
That was a really good Strong Bad impression

>>742176501
Let me summon him

Get in here boyz discord/ eBAh6gE

>>742176227
>>742176483
Oh, you meant StrongBad, not just "strong bad". I'll try.

>>742176538
Bad is his last name

>>742176538
Or.. is it his first name and the strong's use japanese naming schemes?

>>742176346
roll cuase i gotta go

>>742166405
can you say "11/9 thats my team, catch a nigga by the teeth let a .40 cal sneeze"

>>742176623
reroll

>>742176518
You mean to tell me that you have a way to contact him? I come here hoping to find him again and have him read lewd shit thatll be funny as shit but with no luck

>>742176346
pomo

>>742176623
rollin

>>742176623
reoll x3

>>742176346
reeeeeeroll

>>742176643
>>742176727
>>742176617
damn damn damn

>>742174163
>>742174163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v99Kn7hmg8
Sorry for wait i almost forgot

>>742176623
rolling

>>742176346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3gHvNTFfW

>>742176641
Haha.. he goes on alice's chat. Apparently hes not around/internet is shit right now. Sorry, anon

>>742176617
Deep voice guy here, I can't pronounce that lol
>>742176623
Not revy, but I'll do it: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eAWfmk0CYP

>>742176429
I forget you smoke did you ever get that vape thing you were looking at?

You seem a bit more monotone/relax then compared to now where you seem excited/enthusiastic to do these

>>742176202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TdGv3qbkW5

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>>742176351
I dont give a shit tbqh

>>742176385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zs81RV3Ysu

>>742176623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hbGkJaHfmC

"My god, he did it. The absolute mad man. He weaponized his autism. This power. It feels like the whole planet is being torn apart"

>>742176962
Im not in a place to listen to this atm. I hope you got it Cheers

>>742177115
Hey, waste your time then. Not my problem
Any requests, magneto?

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>>742177005
Hold up theres a chat, so does Alice have a discord?


Meh its alright, i hope i can run into him again i got a couple shit for him to read

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>>742176962

Very nice! If you could sing a little bit of Erika too, that'd be great. Nice to see other anons who like the fascistball youtube channel. (To guy who requested Latvian SS song)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc


Lyrics:
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Erika
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika

>>742177037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oQtK41gq8R

>>742177250
If you catch her next thread she'll post the chat. Its not discord, her own chat.
Id post it here but i dont want her to get a lot of randoms unexpectedly when her mods arent thete

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>>742176227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gFsiPalBd1

Aye

>>742177236
Yea, why this pic bothers you?
>>742172269

>>742177205
>>742177205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FLH7ea6R9u

>>742177213
Take care, anon!

>>742177205
This was much closer to my actual voice than I initially intended, but I was able to show some more emotion this time: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQc5G0BlfE

>>742177449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acb2r2s1jN

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>>742177432
Arigato strongbadanon <3

>>742177527
>>742177585
Thanks

>>742177666
Any time, dark lord!

>>742177421
You know considering your last recordings to this guy here, i dont blame you for not sharing. Ill try to catch her threads, is the chat any fun or is it riddled with strict rules?

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>>742177795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y2wVDcXVp8

Hi I'm here, posting is difficult for me.
so apologies if I can't rapid-fire post like revy

>>742166405
Would you mind doing this fetish stuff for me pls.

“Hey bro, what you doing? Mind if I join you? Thanks. Lemme just get a little closer...” Giggles.
“What’s that? You don’t like my big fat ass on your lap? Why not? Oh my God... are you hard right now?” Giggles. “I can feel your bulge, mmm... pressing against my ass.” Giggles. “You’re so weird, bro, getting a hard-on for your sister like that. I bet it turns you on when I grind my ass against your cock like this, doesn’t it?” Giggles. “Don’t lie to me, I can feel your rock-hard cock throbbing as it pokes against my butt. God, you’re such a perv, I bet if I offered to take my pants off so I could bounce my big booty on your lap, you wouldn’t even say no, would you? Pervert. Well that’s what I’m gonna do, just to prove how much of a kinky freak you are, right after you get your cock out for me...”
Pause.
“Fuck, bro, I didn’t expect your cock to be so fucking big. I can feel it, rubbing up and down in-between my ass cheeks.” Moan. “Mmm... I want more, your pervy sister wants more. Let me just remove my panties so you can fuck my ass... I want to feel that massive cock in my big fat butt...”
Pause.
Moans. “Oh God. Fuck! Ride me harder, I want to feel your cock deep in my ass, I don’t care how big it is it’s gonna fit all the way inside me... oh fuck... I can feel you cumming in my ass.” Moans. “I’m cumming...” Moans and orgasm.

Thanks!

>>742177795
Not at all! Kermit is pretty quick to kick people if they seem like they're trying to stir up trouble but the kick seems to be more of a warning. People there are chill and its really just some mellow people talking about working as freelancers/bullshitting about goings on. Good bunch of people. Her threads are at 8am and 8pm, uhh.. i think they're Mondays, tuesdays.. maybe thursdays? Im the worst at keeping track of her schedule. You can also email her at [email protected]. im sure she wouldnt kind giving you the chat link there. Her threads are fun to hang around even if you don't need help finding a therapist/breif compassion

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>>742177930
<3
Aw sheit nigga now its a thread

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>>742177959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yRSXCteDvy

Welcome. Uploading. Downloading. Working on it! Message! Uh oh! Error! Aborting! Failure. Success! Battery low. Battery critical! Powering down.

The order doesn't matter. I'm just going to cut them up to make them UI sounds.

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>>742178269
AAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GONNA NUT
FFS KERM

>>742178269
Can you imitate Rick, or Morty? If yes, can you give me any tips, or instructions on how to do it?

>>742178269
MINT
I think I'll take a crack at that one to, but I have a short request for you:
>"Hey guys, Kermit the frog here with your daily reminder that Night March is pure AIDS."

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Yo buddies, what's good
Revy that Australian manga earlier was 10/10

>>742177959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12vuPygtT6P

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>>742177930
HEEEY FINALLY! FUCK


Its been to fucking long since i last saw you on here. i actually used your rendition of the cummies song as my tone for a while it was just too fucking funny and i just have to have you record yourself doing this classic

youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw


How long will you be here for?

>>742177992
Honestly, it doesnt sound like my cup of tea since i enjoy being in chats where people roast and berate each other. i already have people to talk to and chill with but that gets boring sometimes. Either way Ill try to catch her threads and join the chat since im sure itll be fun to talk to you guys. Thanks again

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>>742178420
lewd
>>742178485
I've never tried! I could try working on it and get back to you. But I don't have any tips are anything.

Stuttering is a must but I can't burp mid-sentence so that's probably a problem for me.

>>742178494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EK2csOwh36

>>742177959
Deep voice lad here, I hope you're happy: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdzsQFN1UO
I was too far away from my mic for the recording so you'll need to turn up your volume

>>742178295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GwKd1EFlht

>>742178884
The powering down was great. This is perfect, many thanks.

>>742178831
Oh you can roast people plenty. I definitely cant hold my tongue. By "starting shit" i mean obviously trying to dig at Alice over the usual shit. (You're a trap, you're an attention whore! Etc etc) check out a thread and see how you like it. They have a different tone than these but still have a good poster base

>>742178612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iU7MD2bFIY

Can you say "Do you feel in charge?
And this gives you power, over me? Your money and infrastucture have been important, till now" in a bane voice? Idk, for some reason I find that funny

>>742178877
That was perfect, thanks!

>>742178269
You fucking faggot, you made me spill water all over my desk


Youre a funny guy

>>742177659
Can you do me a favor? Say this:
"Sup dvatch. I'm from America, but I love russian /b/. Yoba, navalny, vape, spinner, geeroscooter, mining ferma. Ya yebu sobak. And you know what else?... Oxy-meeron HAS WON in Versus Battle against slarva kay-pay-ass-ass."

I want to troll some anons on another forum.
Notes:
dvatch - read really fast, kinda like "dwight".
Yoba - stress on the "o"
geeroscooter - read the first part as in "gear"
Ya yebu sobak - stress on the last "a" in sobak.
slarva - read like "larva" ("r" is not pronounced), but with "s" in the beginning
kay-pay-ass-ass - try to read fast, it's an acronym

>>742178879
>that final moan
A for effort. It makes it better when you guys crack, idk why

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>>742178831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u704mxoLPC

First take, I've never tried singing that before much less in a kermit voice

Hope it's ok!

>>742178879
Please say "That's right folks, it's your favorite political cartoonist, Ben Garrison to the rescue"

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>>742178831
And I'll be here for like another 10 minutes, I gotta get food inside me
>>742179235
np!
>>742179347
rip desk

Sorry, OP, but this
>>742178269
is the funniest clip ITT so far

>>742179484
Is that to the tune of
"pon pon pon"? That makes it even better
>>742179223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14CiJBpSweL

>>742179026
Gotcha, i can understand that. ill try to catch you guys on there soon then

>>742179484
Im an immature shit to have found that funny, thanks man

Could you do a couple more, sorry if it hurts your voice doing these

Someone posted this line in another thread, i need to listen to what it sounds like in a kermit voice

*in a nervous tone*

C-Can I stay by your side as you poop? I-I enjoy the smell....and I love the look on your face when you drop a load into the toilet.

>>742179223
Bane is a voice I really wish I could do, I just never get anywhere close to it.
>>742179423
Cracking makes it funnier, although I can usually keep a straight face (voice?) when doing recordings. The last laugh was 100% genuine just cause of how cheesy my moan sounded.

>>742179395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Nj12E4nWp

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>>742179774
I agree. You don't have to be sorry
I can't our class lewd kermit the frog

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>>742166405
Can you
"Why am i such a pathetic whiteknight??"

>>742180061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfn4zUjq8Z
'Cuz legs

>>742178814
Different anon. Liked it but could you do one in a normal voice Revy? The whole Loli thing doesn't do anything for me.

Also deep voice guy could I get a "Mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America." And "Every country in the word belongs to America."
From https://youtube.com/watch?v=xUp62AGE9JU

>>742179956
Amazing, there were no mistakes. Sorry, for the notes, but it looks like they have worked.

>>742180221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og6CILogWG
Much easier to add inflection like this

>>742179132
Not a lot, went running with some buddies all over a nearby mountain. Great view at the summit. Gonna play with the band later.

Lemme tell you, running with a dislocated shoulder is fucking painful.

Yo Kermit, can you read me this:
"So, this is the Demon Lord himself. I've been looking forward to this. Let's see if he can live up to his reputation."

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>>742179834
Sorry this is taking so long, I live out in the middle of nowhere and my internet connection is garbage.
I'll keep trying to get this to work

>>742180284
Russian is a pretty easy language to learn the phonetical quirks of, but yeah it was definitely helpful. Glad you liked it!

>>742180595
Is that so? You have done it all wrong on that Latvian song, but it was pretty funny to hear.

>>742179834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TOQiaB5bWh
From op, not Kermit
Heres something since his wooden modem caught fire

>>742180701
Haha.. i was trying to sing/read/follow tune at the same time for that one. Singing is just really hard for songs and languages i dont know. Im sure some people are naturally gifted at it but i am not one of them

>>742180061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sCBYhNIRIw
>>742180221
Ooh! A request for me!
Michael Bay: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k6fEXEnKpl
Every Country: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iyo5MZAg3o

>>742180554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHttWaTyzr
Also what instruments do you play?

>>742180930
Wrist is coming along, isn't hurting as bad, thanks for asking,

Also drums, and vocals. thinking about learning bass because a steady, driving bassline makes me rock hard.

We'll probably need to make a new thread soon

Robot voice, just do some of these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbj2ly3EWZA

"Liberty Prime is online."
"All systems nominal."
"Weapons: hot."
"Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Probability of mission hindrance: zero percent."
"America will never fall to communist invasion."
"Democracy is non-negotiable."
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism."
"Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged."
"Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory—impossible."
"Communism is the very definition of failure."
"Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom."
"Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated."
"Democracy will never be defeated."

How many people doing voices are there by the way?

>>742181291
I am musically illiterate but bass guitar is the onr instrument id love to learn. A good bass carries a song in subtle ways.. also i love funk so bass is quintessential

>>742181419
This video should explain why bass is so fuccin delicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plI7zsFY44Y

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off to a good start

>>742181331
My battery is near its end. Imight make another later tonight after this one hits bump limit.
Ive got all of today and tomorrow off so ill make the best of it

>>742180588
>>742180721
Haha that was fun and no worries take your time. Im currently writing something that recently happen with a friend of mine thatll be funny as shit to hear it in a kermit voice if its ok


It might be long not sure...

>>742181470
This pleases me
Lemme know if i can add more to the fire

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>>742181470

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>>742180545
That was hot, could you do more like that?

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>>742179774
Thank you senpai uguu
>>742179828
I believe so!
>>742179834
Alright lets try this again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vUGzjwza9G

And nah kermit isn't really that difficult for me, it's just the singing with the voice mostly. Meatwad is probably the most ridiculous I can do.

>>742180554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1By1qSRvi32

>>742180930 I also had a request for you, but I don't think you saw it.
>>742179745
>"That's right folks, it's your favorite political cartoonist, Ben Garrison to the rescue"

You think ur up for another round of the Quinnystein Saga?

"Breaking news, a national shortage of helicopter fuel caused by the "free ride for a commie" policy has taken its toll on the nation, instead the police force have decided to throw them in a cell along with muslims, jews and the blacks. Quinnystein has yet to come out with a statement on why many people have seen human shaped objects presumably falling from helicopters although we must assure you that even if there was something to do with the "free ride for a commie" policy communists are enemies of the state anyhow. Thank you for watching, Heil Quinnystein"

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>>742181460
Bass guitar satisfies me sexually. Wtf
Man thats so.. idk. If you start to pick it up send me some clips. What other kind of genres you into? We seem to have similar taste
>>742181648
Im just shit at dialogue. Try your best and ill record it.

>>742181657
Can you do the voice of Bullwinkle Moose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE1A4ZdMHWY

>>742181659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6AGPwaMRf
I think i thought that was for deepvoiceanon originally

please say "aleksi pykäläinen you're a faggot with a small goblin cock. also HAIL ILIAS!"

>>742181968
That was my fault probably -sorry

>>742181657
Fuggin kek, thanks buddy

How bout this:
"I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I remember how we built a cannon to destroy them and in turn, how that cannon brought war upon us. War was an abstract idea, nothing more than a show on T.V. As a child, I always saw it as happening on some faraway land, until on that final day of summer..."

>>742181823
Sure thing. I listen to all kinds of shit. Blues, funk, rock, rap. The go-to genres would probably be blues, progressive rock, like Mastodon, or old school hip-hop.

>>742181791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B6hL9Hqjlf

Can a femanon do this? "I love you. And no matter what the future holds, I'm going to cherish every moment." Or, "Boom, slicker than your average nigger killer!"

>>742181791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IsbI9VfvXu
Excellent. Hope our dictator is doing well

>>742181987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGkL87F7Z9

>>742166405
Are you hitting on me? teehee

>>742182079
No worries! I think i almost did it anyways because it was slow

>>742182171
thanks anon

>>742182234
Oh shit two readings waw. Yeah he's doing fine, odd that he isnt his usual self, you know, him not being the most depressed bloke out there. Tying connections to the Quinnystein readings tbh, don't think I'll be telling him its a /b/ thread any time soon.

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>>742181948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EO4o89seaV

First attempt, I should lower the pitch a little and it might sound better

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akvYnj1WIv

mm. he has a weird inflection that's hard to nail down.

"cuckylomet pls stop beating me ill go back to the kitchen daddy"

>>742181405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lNlMqscT3X
Also so far this thread we had
>myself
>deepvoiceanon
>dr claw
>strongbad
>kermit
And one other anon that might have just been deepvoiceanon talking in his normal voice

>>742179745
>>742181659
>>742182079
Sorry I missed that post, idk if you want me to do it or not, but here it is: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fvTbeSimB0

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>>742182129
This will probably be my last one before I head out:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fjnlprklcz

>>742182706
Perfect, thanks bud. See you around!

>>742182129
Mastodon is also a favorite of mine
Recommend me some good blues artists. Ive recently been getting into jazz and big band but dont know where to start with good blues

Deep voice anon here, gonna be back in a half hour or so

>>742182448
Thanks, that inflection is very tricky
>>742182612
I didn't do my normal voice in this thread yet, I think it was someone else

>>742182203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSoLZeEa5r

>>742181533
Sure you can.
"I like anime. My favorite is the Streets of Broken Lights. Andryukha, we have a body, possibly criminal. To the horses! Kak zhe hotchetsya tyanotchku..."

Andryukha - stress on "yu", it's one letter
hotchetsya - stress on the "o"
tyanotchku - stress on the "a"