You wake up alone in an locked room. The condition of it is poor and there is a visible puddle forming from where the roof has cracked. You appear to have been sleeping on an padded mouse pad, which explains why your back hurts so much. Your stomach growls, however luckily you have a loaf of (stale) bread dumped in a corner. You're puzzled how you ended up here but don't remember. You also question why there is a small wilted flower in the room. Perhaps a florist brought you here?
>dubs decides
>>742160119
look out the window
smell the flower
o fuck mate i hope this ends with me getting feminized and raped
kill yourself>>742160119
>>742160119
unwrap the present attached to the wall
Window.pg
>>742160119
put flower in electrical socket
Wash muh dick in the puddle
Eat flower
>>742160119
Eat stale bread, go back to sleep.
>>742160119
Use hamster in microwave oven.
Put bread in water
Jerk off onto bread
>>742160119
Do handstand
Open window and throw everything out
>>742160119
Use bread to sculpture a nigger statue
Lick the socket
>>742160119
Wet your hands from the puddle, remove your shoes and touch the socket on the wall
>>742160558
close
>>742160620
Roll
>Break open electrical socket
>stand in puddle
>end this miserable existence
>>742160620
Rolling
Put flower in ass and pretend you are a vase to trick the captives
Throw the bread into the water and eat the flower
Put bread in puddle
Eat wet bread
>>742160119
Shove flower in anus
>>742160693
This or >>742160696
>>742160119
lick the window because you're clearly autistic
go back to sleep
>>742160119
Post same picture again
>>742160119
end this fucking story right now
>>742160755
winner
Bend dick till it snaps
>>742160755
nice
>>742160119
>>742160755
OP we have a winner fucking do it now!
>>742160755
As it begins to get dark outside, you decide the best thing to do is to go back to sleep.
>dubs decides
sleep more
>>742160991
sleep
>>742160991
Roll over into puddle and drown
throw hard loaf at crack in roof
Dream about OP sucking a BBC.
>>742160991
Roll over into puddle and drown slowly
Wake up, eat flower, jerk off
>>742160119
>sees flower
>maybe a florist brought me here
I look around the room for coffee because I must be really fucking tired to be this stupid
>>742161114
REROLL
Wake up eat half loaf of bread and drink from the puddle on the floor m
>>742160991
Look at the window, notice that there are two handles on the window, open the window, jump out and escape
>>742160991
Use bread as pillow
>>742160991
Wake up and masturbate
Break window, comtemplate life as you mold the bread into a duck
Stick penis in bread
>>742160991
Big cumz on flower
>>742160620
Rawl
Eat shit and die
FUCK THE BREAD
>>742160991
wake up to find fluffy standing over you
>>742161466
Winrar!
>>742161466
YYYYYEEEESSSSSS WINNER
>>742161466
WINRAR
>>742160991
Fuck the loaf and tickle ass hole with flower while staring at the reflection in the puddle >>742160991
>>742161466
lol
>>742161499
Checked
Wake up, insert flower into pooper
>>742160689
rolling for this
Wake up, notice bread is really hard, sharpen a slice and slit your throat
>dubs get
>>742161597
I notice your check sempai
>>742161466
nice
also if dubs he cums on flower after
>>742161499
>>742161466
now u have to op
>>742160119
>>742161673
Do it
>>742161466
You wake up, couldn't sleep for a long time due to it being too uncomfortable. However one thing is on your mind, sex. You wish you were fucking your girlfriend back home. Jerking off regularly wouldn't feel the same as grabbing her thick ass in your hands. Getting a naughty idea, you decide to fuck the loaf of bread. It feels good but slightly rough around your dick.
>>742161830
CUM ON FLOWER
>>742161830
Use puddle of water as lube
>>742161830
Cum in bread then eat bread
>>742160119
Hot blonde naked girl walks in with a 6 pack of beers, locks the door.
>sits on loaf
>>742161830
wet the bread in the water to make it more supple
>>742161830
Eat the bread after you cum inside it
>>742161830
soak mouse pad in water then press it onto the electrical outlet with face
>>742161830
Put flower on end of bread as you fuck it
>>742161911
WINRAR!
>>742161911
winner
>>742161911
Once the bread is wet shove it down your throat whole without chewing while furiously masturbatin to thr thought of that flower penetrating your anushole
>>742161911
>>742161911
>>742161911
You decide to wetten the bread, will this feel better around your cock?
key falls from bread while your fucking it. Looks old and has a swastika on one side.
>>742162155
Wear bread as hat and fuck electrical socket
>>742162155
Rip dick off, make dick sandwich, eat dick sandwich, then kill self
STICK DICK IN POWER POINT
>>742162155
car pulls up who can it be
>>742162244
winrar
>>742162155
>>742162155
Startt fingering your booty
>>742162244
Holy fucking mother of win
>>742160620
Roll
Fuck wet bread, then jizz on flower and eat the jizz flower
>>742162155
leave the bread in the puddle, go over to the electrical/power outlet and cum in it.
>>742162244
nice one faggot
>>742162244
SSSHHHHIIIITTT NIGGA
>>742162244
Win!
>>742162244
>>742162155
PISS ON ELECTRICAL OUTLET
>>742162244
And so ends the story of our hero
>>742162244
>>742162244
>>742162244
TRIPS AND OUR HERO LIVES
>>742162333
CHECKED
>>742162476
reroll
>>742162476
quads reverses time
>>742162244
You attempt to rip your dick off with your own hands, however many times you try though it won't work. Now you're just left with a hurting dick and you're beginning to get very hungry.
>dubs decides
>>742162476
reroll
>>742162320
REROLLL
Pull harder, rip off dick
>>742162597
Try to fuck electrical outlet.
>>742162669
REEEE
ROLLL
>>742162597
Cum on bread and eat
>>742162681
ffs
>>742162597
Break window, use broken glass to cut off dick, make and eat dick sandwich, then kill self
>>742162597
End the story faggot, dubs decided
>>742162700
WINNNN
Make out with electrical socket. Die.
>>742162700
kek
Put flower in butt.
>>742162597
Start to eat the mousepad to stop the hunger yolo
>>742162597
use the bread as a sponge to soak up water as you invert your body and point your asshole toward the sky. squeeze the bread water into your asshole until you've soaked up the entire puddle. move and aim your butthole toward the electrical outlet and push full force
>>742162700
And he wins again, holy dick. Don't be a faggot this time, op
>>742162700
>>742162700
>>742162700
>>742162700
>>742162755
Lol
Put me in the screencap.
Some motherfucker better be screencapping this
>drink the puddle
>>742162700
>>742162722
>>742162755
>>742162799
>>742162866
Checked
>>742162700
Break open bread to see if there's a key.
Look for door. Is it locked? Show door.
Is window metal? Break window.
How's the wall is it hollow? Can you crush the wall?
The leaking roof has a hope. How tall is it? Can you reach it?
>>742162971
Thissss
OP having a hell of a time in MSPAINT right now
>>742162971
Rolling for this
>>742162971
this
>>742162971
Thisss
>>742162971
Fuck off with your logic
>>742162971
This
Place the flower in your ass and point it towards the crack in the ceiling for sunlight. Use the water to keep the flower alive. When the flower grown big enough climb it like jack and bean stalk while it's still attached to your ass
>>742162971
Dude, story is over, guy is gonna eat dick sandwich then die
>>742162971
This pls
>>742162971
>>742163004
>>742163028
>>742163043
And for God's sake stop same fagging
>>742163136
No.
>>742162971
This
>>742162971
Ok this
>>742163103
bulletproof glass nigger
>>742162971
Pls
I think OP gave up
>>742162971
Dubz
you now have to shit, smear shit on wall, wipe ass with flower, insert flower pedal into mouth
>>742163188
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>742163188
Thanks anon
>>742162700
>>742162700
Quads and our hero wakes up from his bad dream.
>>742163151
KYS
Y
S
>people still posting
The guy is gonna cut off his dick with broken glass and eat it with two slices of bread and then die. It's over
>>742163214
Shut up fucking skeleton, I don't trust you
>>742160119
you're on /b/
>>742163245
You do know we can see the posters and realize that you're samefagging eh?
>>742163333
checked
>>742163321
Wrong
>>742163333
CHECKED NIGGER
>>742163333
>>742163388
>>742163399
my penis is so erect
>>742163388
>wasted dubs
>it's incredibly easy to select the colour in MS Paint and remove the (You)s
>>742163388
You do know theres a shitload of other posts from the same guy right? It's still samefagging
OP is kill
Cmon OP fuckin draw faster
OP cut his dick off.
Did op cut off his own dick?
>>742163333
Quads wasted you nigger
Draw faster Op, you rockspider fuck.
>>742163333
no power in outlet
guerillaglass window
and youre making sweet love to bread
just paste in some memes and story is complete
OP leave?
Everything turns green, and stick fag realized he was in the matrix....
>>742164246
He's negotiating a sequel with investors
Here fags, he has no dick.... What now...
>>742165072
You are not op. kys
>>742165072
nothing, just wait
>>742165162
OP is a faggot. Fuck you and roll
>>742165072
Wet fingers and stick them in the plug socket
>>742163586
We are almost past the record!
Keep rolling you fags
>>742167567
What record
>>742167852
Most dubs in a thread
>>742167852
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725636711
Here
>>742167977
Speaking of which
21/51
>>742162971
I'm back.
Why hasn't OP done anything?
>>742168295
OP do this
>>742168356
Op was a faggot and has left. I'm editing his shit now on Android phone. Dubs decides.
bumping for this shit not to die
Bread the ceiling to stop the leak.
>>742160119
How about you stuff everything in your ass including the shard and dick?
>>742171665
One off
>>742171699
GOT IT DRAW IT DELIVER NOW!
>>742171699
WINNNNNNNRARR
there appears to only be three walls, so I roll to walk out of the empty space in front of me.
>>742172222
CHECK ME
>>742172222
bruh
>>742172222
DOUBLE WINRAR
Someone pls screencap all these beautiful doubles
>>742172433
Omfg Triple Winrar
>>742172541
Include me in screenshot
Meneermurat, remember my name
3x dubs in a row
>>742172699
4X ALREADY ITS HAPPENING
>>742172759
This is now a get thread
Check em
>>742172851
Roll
>>742172875
Reroll
>>742172912
Rereoll
Toasting => epic bread
If dubs, jump out of broken window, get rekt
>>742172940
Will get em for you :)
>>742171699
>>742172222
>>742172433
>>742172699
>>742171699
>>742167977
>>742160755
>>742160899
>>742161466
>>742161499
>>742161911
>>742162022
>>742162155
>>742162244
>>742162299
>>742162311
>>742162333
>>742162700
>>742162722
>>742162755
>>742162799
>>742162866
>>742163188
>>742163333
>>742163388
>>742163399
>>742172940
Roll
>>742173011
DO IT FAGGEEETTTT
>>742173011
>>742172940
Enjoy it :)
>>742172989
Rolling for my 7x
>>742173204
Roll
>>742173244
7x times now for 8x
>>742173283
Roll
>>742173283
Rolling
>>742173351
Reroll
>>742173388
8x now for 9
>>742173415
Roll
>>742173449
Reroll
>>742173489
One off
>>742173530
Roll
>>742173557
Roll
>>742173607
Roll
>>742173649
Roll
>>742172541
How.... how are you this dumb
>>742173882
Three people got a winrar in succession, what's wrong?
holy shit this thread is blessed by kek himself
>>742174122
Kek has blessed those who enter this thread.
>>742168295
>>742168295
Here faggot...
ITT: We use the power Kek has bestowed upon us to get sweet doubles
>>742172940
Working on it...
>>742174219
Walk over to the door and fuck the key hole to open the door to the next room
>>742174219
HÈ DID IT
>>742160991
Look out the window once its morning
>>742174219
put dick in bread and eat it
>>742174742
Dubs decided stick fag jumps out window. Can't you read?
>>742174219
Put asshole against the electricity socket
eat hand
>>742174835
Rolling my 9x om this
>>742174884
Roll
Bump so thread doesn't die pls
>>742174835
no but i can write just haven't really gotten around to learning it sorry
>>742174334
Kek hates you
oh boy look at that.
>>742175069
You're doing it wrong
>>742163214
Fucking skeleton kill yourself
>>742175211
Check'd
Check them
insert flower stem into bleeding dick hole
>>742175211
Shiiiii
Time to speed up the plot.
Cast lighting bolt at darkness.
>>742174924
Rebebeberollllll
>>742176077
Check
>>742176179
Nigger
>>742176211
9 times already LETS GET 10
>>742176251
Check
>>742172940
Alright faggot, he's outside...
>>742176316
Nigger
>>742176353
Faggot
>>742176409
Your
>>742176443
Trips
>>742176480
Are
>>742176443
Wife's
>>742176506
A failed abortion
>>742160119
Open wall present.
>>742176528
Lie
>>742176528
Jew
>>742176553
And
>>742175029
Guess you never heard of Google now, it Siri.... Owned faggot. You could say the words without knowing how to read..
>drops mic
>turns 360° and walks away.
Shout for help like a chimpanzee
>>742176588
You should check mine!
10 dubs in one thread is a record
Meneermurat remember me nigga
>>742176652
Oooooh ohhhh ooh, Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah.
>>742175211
> double ones
> ones resemble twin towers
what the fuck?
>>742160119
Go out the window, and run off
>>742176328
shove loaf of bread up asshole
EYY ITSJA BOI MENEERMURAT WITH MY GET ARMY AND TODAY WE ARE GOING TO GET SICK DUBZ
>>742176992
come on, help me roll this, fags
>>742176992
It's already in his asshole dumb ass.
>>742177060
SHOVE IT FUCKING DEEPER
>>742176328
eat chopped dick
>>742177049
HEREWEGOO TO NUMBER 11
If dubs, fix benis
>>742177093
Get dubs bitch
>>742177222
Dub and trip SICK
>>742177222
Nice waste, you didn't make a wish..
>>742177283
LETS GO WITH THAT 4CHAN FLOW
>>742176328
shove the loaf of bread all the way into the ass, and then eat the chopped dick
FIRST PAGE LET'S GO NIGGERS
>>742177354
MENEERMURAT here (77222)
Drink your own cum and piss
>>742177554
>Implying I don't already
Also trips ain't dubs...
>>742177554
Lets blow up to nummero 12
>>742177554
that's not how it works, faggot
>>742177428
rolling for this
>>742177622
> trips aren't dubs
>>742177428
rolling for science!
>>742177428
Rolling for Xitler
>>742177622
>>742177657
Like this faggots
Meneermurat peace out
>>742177739
My dubs confirmed that trips aren't dubs, but just to show you again.... Check em.
>>742177858
Again..