Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm h-here for you Anonymous!

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>>742157598

well im kinda bipolar and hate all kinds of people but seems like thats normal on here so nvm

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Where are the timestamped selfies?

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>>742157598
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!

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>>742157687
Huh?

>>742157723
I d-don't do that in the morning dear. I run t-this thread in the shower.

>>742157694
I w-wouldn't use /b/ as a baseline for w-what is normal dear.

Hey, Alice. I love you.

No problems to report today, have a good one.

...hug, please...

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>>742157743
W-welcome to 4chan!

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>742157768
*wraps her arms around and squeezes tightly*

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>>742157598
Good Morning Alice!
Nice to see you, as always!

>>742157598
You're not real alice, are you?

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>>742157803
Ugh. C-can I get a coffee and breakfast platter. I'm d-dog tired.

*smiles* Just kidding <4 H-how are you today?

>>742157767
you should be washing not posting. however i too am guilty of shower posting at times

>>742157598
I find myself depressed basically all the time and have no idea why. That's it.

>>742157797
Thanks, Alice.

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>>742157833
F-feel free to ask about m-me in my chat or s-send me an email if you don't b-believe:
https://anekiho.me/chat2
[email protected]

>>742157841
*blinks slowly* W-well, that would be b-because you have depression dear. It d-doesn't happen because of rational reasons you know; it's a mental disorder.

H-how about you tell me your symptoms though <4

>>742157598
So what your plans for today

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>>742157768
Swipe!

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>>742157840
W-what can I say? I stay in h-here an hour, I g-get washed.

Well, until my fucking shower just stopped , what the fuck

>>742157897
N-no problem

>>742157902
Work work work <4

>>742157907
Waf! The Reimu h-has captured me!

Did you finish downloading your pictures btw?

>>742157598
I haven't dated in a while. I'm young yeah, but why am I wanting a females attention so badly.

I'm obsessed with this one girl who lives out of state. Literally it's impossible to date her. The girls around my area and near me aren't my type. Can I also ask why am I so picky?

>>742157901
It's fine, I believe you

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>>742157838
One breakfast platter and a coffee coming up!
I'm good here! My work night is done! Just relaxing now.

>>742157940
enjoy your stop and go shower you nyc retard

my florida shower is always hot and never turns off. florida one NY zero

>>742157940
hey alice, hope you have a nice day today

>>742157901
I've become a self-loathing person, I believe I fuck everything up, I find myself apologizing for no reason at all, because I think I am wrong for nothing. I really don't know how to describe the symptoms.

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>>742157940
*squeaks pathetically*

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>>742157991
H-how is it impossible to date her?

>>742158033
You s-should sleep soon <4

>>742158052
T-that's because all water is hot in Florida

>>742158068
Me t-too <4

>>742158098
Waf?

>>742158079
T-that sounds more like anxiety than depression.

>>742158033
3rd shift boys represent

>>742157991
I don't know, you sound like a dumbass kid to me.

But what do I know.

tits or gtfo

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>>742157598
What's the easiest way to kill myself on a budget?

I'm taking like 9 mg of melatonin and I still can't sleep. Help

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>>742158208
No.

>>742158217
W-why do you want to kill yourself, Anonymous?

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>>742158122
I-I forgot to start the download after all that excitement... I'm so sorry!

>>742158217
It's pretty cheap to find a place to fall off from.

Alice probably won't like me saying that.

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>>742158231
H-have you tried taking an antihistamine? Melatonin h-has no real evidence behind it.

>>742158261
N-no big, just s-started it today or tonight.

>>742158122
I don't know if this comes with anxiety but then why do I feel constantly hopeless and just completely sad, for no reason at all, it's just there.

>>742157598
The only cure for my a-addiction would be to see Alice's nice pair of tits. Don't let me suffer through this, Alice!

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Hello again, Alice.

Have a great day. I'm going to sleep a little more. See you at 5. love you <33

>>742158281
I'll look into it. thanks

>>742158122
She lives 2000 miles away and she's not the type to date online. Although she did enjoy being friends and talking a lot, I don't think dating through a phone is what she wants.

More info, we meet each other once or twice a year. We keep each other in touch kinda.

IMO, I think I just need to tell her how I feel but in a way that shows her everything I am. I'm making a song about her and will turn it in along with an explanation of how I really feel about her. But in person. Is this proper closure?

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>>742158288
S-sounds like learned helplessness.
Let me give a little background information: Anxiety and depression often form a loop.

You feel anxious, so you don't do anything or react poorly to things, which makes you depressed. Depression then makes you feel helpless, which causes anxiety. Eventually this look results in either a panic attack or learned hopelessness, where it feels as if nothing can change so you do nothing which perpetuates the notion nothing can change.

I h-highly recommend you see a d-doctor and get into CBT, a type of therapy that w-will help eliminate this vicious cycle and r-restore your normal way of thinking.

>>742158295
You s-stuttered on a vowel, so no. Suffer.

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>>742158252
I think there's just too many of us. I'm considering retiring from life early, but I don't want to do anything fancy.

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>>742158281
I-I will..

>>742158432
<<</444

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>>742157598
I'm in love with a trap Alice, what do? Also rate me

>>742158419
>IMO, I think I just need to tell her how I feel but in a way that shows her everything I am.

I've never seen that not be a big mistake.

Just tell her how you feel, you don't need to make a show of it.

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>>742157598
Since you dont like to be dicked in the puss puss i just brought you a solution(pic related)
Uh? Thoughts? Im the smartest anon around

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>>742158122
Chek'd
I will, soon. I'm having oatmeal and blueberries first tho.
>>742158165
Oh yea

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>>742158397
W-what the fuck is that picture.

>>742158405
N-no problem! They knock m-me the fuck out!

>>742158419
I w-wouldn't uhh....I w-wouldn't do a song.

>>742158450
T-the carrying capacity of the Earth is currently 10-12B. W-we only have 7.5B people. T-there are not yet too many of us.

>>742158452
*thumbs up* <4

>>742158485
I w-wouldn't know, I'm n-not a trap so I h-have no experience in this. S-sorry!

I r-rate the bunny Haruhi a 7/10

>>742158505
This

>>742158510
W-what? Who said I d-don't like sex?

>>742157598
thanks for talking to me a week ago alice. I'm doing the youtube channel. I've scripted the first episode. :) I'll let you know when its done.

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>>742158532
T-that sounds delicious....

>>742158539
*claps* B-be sure to send me a link!

>>742157598
literally who

this isn't the old psychanon

>>742158217

Top of high building->Jump cost 0, other than travel fees to take the bus.

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>>742158586
I've b-been doing this for years dude.

>>742158432
I was recommend to take some medication for it but I wasn't 100% sure about it, I'll look into CBT as well.

>>742158615
[citation needed]

>>742158450
but you have such rad gifs.

>>742158659
the citation is go to /b/ she's been here since atleast 2011

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>>742158603
Well, that's just going to make a huge mess for someone else. I need something quick while sitting in a hole already.

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>>742158655
W-what medication? Medication is a v-very important and effective treatment as well.

>>742158659
S-sure, here. I d-doxxed myself in 2011 t-to prove my resolve.

>>742158586
It's Alice, she's apparently been around for a long time.

And I'm in love with her.

>>742158536
You kiddin right?

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>>742158729
T-there is nothing special about m-me Anonymous. I r-recommend you find someone better than m-me to love.

>>742158731
I h-have no idea what this is a r-response to.

>>742158695
there was another psychologist anon who used to post, but he went by psychanon and didn't type like an idiot. no idea who this attention whore is, sage.

>>742158699
You'll eventually die if you don't eat or drink something.

I've played around with that a few times before eventually decided that it wasn't time yet.

>>742158729
Too bad f-faggot, she's in love me with and my bbc, aint that rite, Alice

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>>742158536
Its in my pape folder. I think the artist is Yuji Moriguchi. He has a lot of paintings like that.

Hi Alice

Doing ok now not as good as before but not terribly. Thought you should know.

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>>742158792
S-sorry, not an attention whore. In f-fact, I hate attention.

>>742158826
No.

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>>742158843
Interesting.

>>742158846
*nodnod* Anything I c-can do to help?

>>742158761
>nothing special about you
Does Alice need her own thread where we psychoanalyze her and discuss why she should hold herself in higher esteem?

>>742157598
Do you exercise Alice?

>>742158726
>make post with trip
>screenshot said post
>now i'm 4chan famous ermagherd

I did some quick asking around in another thread, from what I gather, you're some random tripfag from /a/ who got kicked out and started shitting up /b/.

>>742157598
Hey Alice, i just need to ask you something. its not much and id appreciate a response..
anyways im going to this festival with a group of friends and one of them is my ex gf whom i was together with for about 3 years. we fought and broke up and now shes with a new dude who is also probably going
im not jealous or anything but i dont want her to ruin my whole weekend. what should i do.
just ignore? be nice? should i just stay away from them?

thanks in advance <3 love u always
F

>>742158875
This

>>742158761
>I r-recommend you find someone better than m-me to love.

I've done that before and besides, I'm not fit for a relationship. It's fine, I don't want anything from you, I'd just like to stay by your side while you do this.

>>742158893
yeah but not enough

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>>742158536
Whether or not the Earth can support how many we have is irrelevant. We're just creating more problems than solving by trying to sustain this many,

>>742158505
>>742158536
Alright, not make a show out of it. Then that means I just gotta accept denial right? Because she prevented me to reach out to her anymore from the source of her sister as "freaking her out". She got out of a relationship not too long ago and my desperate ass kept trying to communicate with her with a hint of flirting. So she denied me right? Not talking to me anymore and whatnot? Cause if I go to her with feelings like this it's like a 85% of denial or just a reassurance that I should've left her alone.
I'm just confused here man. I want her to know I could love her in the best ways possible.

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>>742158893
Yes, every d-day.

>>742158912
S-someone else m-made the screenshot, b-but no, I've l-literally never posted on /a/ and I've p-posted on /b/ as Alice for six years, and b-before that since 2004.

This is my home dear.

>>742158875
No.

>>742158944
As h-humans, we possess the unique ability to affect the c-carrying capacity of the world dear. We're terra engineers <4

>>742158919
S-sure, no problem <4

Why would the fact she is now dating again ruin your weekend if you are not jealous?

>>742157598
Good morning.
How do you distinguish someone using terms of endearment from an attempt at being condescending?

>>742157598
Morning Alice

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>>742158821
That is some bare-bones suicide right there.

HEH

It's gotta take an hour or less. No one has time for literally wasting away.

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>>742158929
Why are you n-not fit for a relationship?

>>742159011
*nods* That would be the mature thing to do, Anonymous.

Simply put yourself out there, and what comes, comes.

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>>742158929
awww

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>>742159052
G-generally vocal tone darling <4

>>742159082
Morning!

>>742158726
Benzodiazepines and SSRIs is mostly what was recommended but I wasn't very sure about them. Of course the recommendations were more specific but i thought that would be enough information.

>>742159011
>Alright, not make a show out of it. Then that means I just gotta accept denial right?

I mean, denial is always a possibility in situations like this and you can't just ignore it if it happens.

If she doesn't want to talk to you as it is, I'd just try to forget about her. She probably knows about your feelings and doesn't return them.

But if you absolutely have to remove all doubt, tell her how you feel.

>>742159142
Benzos can fuck right off

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>>742158929
Is this a feels for Alice thread?

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>>742159142
I w-would stay away from benzos, and instead ask about beta blockers. T-they block the physical affects of anxiety without b-being addicting.

>>742159218
They are only indicated f-for short term use, but h-have powerful addictive properties. I w-would avoid them if possible, but they are a useful t-tool in the toolbox f-for those with severe or breakthrough anxiety.

>>742159044
I've never seen you before until like a week ago, and you've got no archive proof or anything. You're probably just some retarded underageb& who wants to be le 4chan famous xDDD.

>>742159044
thats because she has this really bitchy attitude towards me. its sorta passive agressive. I try not to let it get to me and it wont but shes the kind of person to take advantage of me when im fucked up on drugs and rub her bf in my face or something
i already know shes gonna make some stupid ass remarks which i cant reply to because that would only feed her toxicity

>>742159089
>Why are you n-not fit for a relationship?

Well, you've seen my issues, right?

In my experience, they're not something a person can have and also be in a loving relationship. At least not for long. Something has to break and it's usually my partner.

It's not like I'm going to you out of desperation or anything. I've always got options if I want them. I just really care about you.

>>742159011
just give up and find someone else. There's plenty more fish in the sea anon. It's okay. I used to be in love with a girl. I hurt myself for three years straight with foolish unrequited love. I realize now that if I hadn't been so focused on here, I would have noticed the other girls that did like me and were interested. I would have had 3 years of mutual love instead of 3 years of disappointment. This was 10 years ago. I have a new crush now, but because of my experiences before I am not going to dwell on it. I won't be able to meet this girl for a while, so I have to just make myself the best man I can be so that if I meet her, or someone like her, I will be confident and ready. That's all you can do anon. Don't be gay. Be a man.

>>742159246
Alice, you is so w-wonderful and k-k-kind. Why you don't want a th-thread where we p-praise you for who you are? </4

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>>742159261
You should join me on my quest to kill myself

>>742159246
I'm a fucking feels for Alice thread, I guess.

I fucking guess. Probably should've slept this morning.

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>>742159261
Is this nigger serious? He must be joking, someone tell me he's joking.

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>>742159246
N-no.

>>742159261
If you s-search in the barchive, you'll f-find my threads. L-lurk moar, summerfag

>>742159338
B-because that's not p-particularly helpful.

>>742159295
*nods* I'd j-just avoid or ignore her d-dear.

Also, I wouldn't take drugs if I were you; that's a great place to have a freak out.

>>742159254
I've been previously on Propranolol and it really didn't nothing, just made it hard for me to get up.

>>742159390
did*

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>>742159350
G-go back to bed love....

>>742159375
S-some people are just....t-too newfag to handle.

>>742159390
>it really didn't nothing

W-well, ignoring that, s-sounds like you are more depressive then <4 SSRI's are g-good choice to start on, b-but please look into CBT!

Medication can help you feel better, but therapy will help you stay better.

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>this thread

>>742159381
That unwavering focus on the objective.

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>>742159464
*shrugs* I'm h-here to do a thing, and that t-thing I will do.

>>742157598
Why can't we coexist peacefully? Why do blm and the kkk have to make it about race?

>>742159444
Pardon the mistake, it's getting kinda late here and yeh i'll probably look into CBT, it sounds like a good option. Also will further talk to my doctor about SSRI's then.

>>742157598
I've been thinking about dating black men Alice, have you ever dated one?

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This fucking cunt of a thread
Fuck off you're not a phsycologist and you're not going to help anyone
this is like that stupid talk talk phone service for edgy teens,

>>742158536
You shouldnt avoid your medication
Considere suicide pls

Im trying to get over this girl i love. She's honestly been my life and it's impossible to let go. We've been broke up about a month but so far nothing has made my feelings change. I don't love her any less and i miss her so much. Advice?

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>>742159444
Nice trips. If I had a deep rooted pattern of avoiding everyone since early childhood, and basically no social skills, where should I go to recover?

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>>742159555
*blinks slowly* W-we can.

>>742159562
*nodnod* G-go to sleep Anonymous <4

>>742159606
W-well I'm for s-sure not a phsycologist, whatever t-that is <4

>>742159614
What?

>>742159568
N-no.

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>>742159555
Trips of truth, lets bring peace, send everyone against North Korea instead.

>>742159606
lol get fukt by Alice

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>>742159638
I w-would recommend a specialist in social anxiety and social integration.

Here's what you do:
1. Contact your PCP or GP
2. Tell them the problem, ask for a referral
3. Probably get a referral to a therapist with social anxiety help
4. Get resocialization
5. ???
6. Profit!

>>742159637
H-how long were you together?

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I l-love you anons <4

>>742159643
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Then what is this thread?
>inb4 spelling error grammar nazi

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>>742159643
I like fucking taken women. Am I a psychopath???

>>742159606
>you're not going to help anyone

Alice helps me all the time.

...I should probably stop relying on her.

>>742159381
*nods* Thanks Alice <3
First time i replied to you i poured my heart out about my past and you listened to me and gave me genuine advice, you even gave me your email so we could talk private
Truth is i never had the guts to email you because i felt like i didnt deserve you
i appreciate what you do Alice, eventhough there are alot of trolls here on B that try to bring you down, I appreciate you.
<3u always
F

I forgot what it feels like to be happy, i have felt like this for a few years now and i cant seem to find a solution. Becoming an hero is no option. Don't bother replying to this post

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>>742159743
C-certainly not a phsycologist thread

>>742159752
N-no, just an asshole.

>>742159755
H-happy to help, but m-my job is to help you stand on your own t-two feet dear <4

>>742159752
No, you're just a piece of shit.

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>>742159794
You d-deserve to feel happy, anonymous.

>>742159797
W-what have you done so far?

>>742159606
this. fuck off op bitches like you watch a few episodes of some shit like grey's anatomy and think you know everything about how the human body works and how to fix it fuck off you hypocrite I genuinely hope you kill yourself

>>742157598
How do I move on from my ex? I'm still ridiculously in love with her, and I have to see her a lot because she has my child. I often think of killing her because of how fast she took up a lover, and I have the means and it wouldn't be hard... sorry to bring it on heavy this morning Alice pls help me

>>742159799
>m-my job is to help you stand on your own t-two feet dear <4

I can do that any time I want to.

I'm only trying to lie down and die but that's proving rather difficult. I guess I'm just afraid.

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>>742159849
*blinks slowly* n-never once watched that shitty show, I'm m-more of a House girl.

Also, I never claimed to be a doctor n-nor good at "the body"; I usually tell people to go to their doctor for any physical help. You know, that not being my speciality or anything.

Try harder.

>>742159891
Lying d-down and dying isn't an option d-dear.

>>742159873
*blinks glacially slowly* I r-recommend going to a therapist if you are t-thinking about killing someone t-that often.

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>>742157598
Kys alice

>>742159877
I probably need to lurk more but is this the psychologist's ass?

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>>742159877
Whoever did this to you Alice was an ungrateful piece of shit. Would marry/10

>>742159928
I kinda figured, thanks.

>>742159928
>Lying d-down and dying isn't an option d-dear.

For anyone else, I'd agree with you.

But I worked very hard to open this door for myself. That's not just the suicidal depression talking.

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>>742159962
Y-yes, unfortunately.

>>742159954
N-no thank you, why s-should I?

>>742159987
I w-was stupid to have given it t-to them. Luckily, I didn't g-give the rest of the set.

>>742159962
Ms. Alice will page you in shortly.

>>742159928
far as I'm concerned mind is part of the body bitch go back to your sjw friends and tell them you're a hopeless loser who thinks you actually do good in this world

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>>742160003
N-no problem.

>>742160007
S-sounds a lot like suicidal depression t-talking.

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>>742159877
What ya think

>>742157598
how can i fuck others girls with out my gf to discover me?

>>742160011
Well in that case, got a cute behind there, Dr.

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>>742159928
You are a House girl? Good taste

>>742160011
What a selfish cunt

>>742160045
>S-sounds a lot like suicidal depression t-talking.

I know it does, but I reached this conclusion separately from that. I don't think I would've worked out a years long plan to protect everybody from my actions if it was just depression.

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>>742159928
You do realize most doctors are utter fucking useless?
Granted, a doctor can't know EVERYTHING. However i'm honestly shocked by the majority of how most doctors even got their license
ALL The doctors i know at my local GP are only in it for the self-health benefits and money.

>>742157598
Since a few years I have suffered from depression and social anxiety caused by bullying. It didn't help that nobody did anything against it. It didn't help that I stayed inside my room either. And through this bullying I couldnt find a girlfriend. And this is lead to the development of me becoming a voyeur. I have spied on my female neighbour for a long time. And masturbated as well. I only did this for a few months, because I started to feel disgusted by what I have done. But I am afraid that she might have caught me and that this could potentially bite me in the ass done the line.

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>>742160042
W-well, I do agree that the mind is an emergent property of the brain, w-which would mean neurochemistry is indeed a physical problem, b-but that's sort of like saying biology is j-just applied chemistry.

It's true, in the sense microbiology has a direct correlation with chemical reactions (DNA, etc), but there are emergent properties that are difficult to explain in a reductionist fashion. Similar to swarm intelligence; simply because you understand a single ant, bee, or neuron doesn't mean you understand how they act when billions of them are scampering, flying, or firing.

Oh, and I've b-been on /b/ since 2004, newfag; lurk moar if you t-think I am sjw j-just because I help people.

>>742160058
L-like an asshole.

>>742160084
I am n-not a doctor.

>>742160104
W-well. First few seasons anyway.

>>742160107
M-my body, my choice.

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>>742160047
>>742160047
I'm out of here Alice! Have a great day! I'm sending virtual hugs. Keep up the great work you're doing!

>>742160058
>how can i fuck others girls with out my gf to discover me?

It's not hard when she trusts you.

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>>742160132
Okay? I'm q-quite sure you don't have the statistics to prove a "most". I d-definitely agree on "some" though.

>>742160124
I d-disagree. That sounds quite like depression.

>>742160134
Oh m-my. That s-sounds awful d-dear. B-but there isn't really a question here?

>>742160165
S-see you!

>>742157598
W-why a-are y-you t-typing this w-way?

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>>742160047
G-good work Magneto, you d-did nothing once again.

How does it feel?

>>742157598
Why are you such a retarded bitch?
Why havent killed yourself yet?

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>>742160263
W-why aren't you?

>>742160222
I'll have to go too. Bye <4

>>742160274
Wtf is magneto

>>742160186
she trust me, what an retard she is kek, so how? i dont know how, tinder i can get caught so?

>>742160163
>L-like an asshole.

what retard?

>>742160222
>Oh m-my. That s-sounds awful d-dear. B-but there isn't really a question here?

I hoped for some advice you could give me.

>>742160222
Yeah, you're probably right. But I've already sent my friends away, dismantled my support network and ruined my life. I've been dead for five years now. I can't really go back.

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>>742160275
I'm not.
Because I've got work to do.

>>742160310
T-the guy spamming my ass everywhere l-like it'll do something.

>>742160305
M-me too, bye!

>>742160327
I m-mean, it seems f-fairly obvious. You n-need to go to a therapist f-for something like that, Anonymous.

If you can't pay, email me at [email protected] and I w-will help you pay <4

Hello, I'm and in a cycle

>Get advice
>act slightly upon that
>revert to old ways
>repeat

Also I am not as smart as people mainly my family think I am

>>742160163
Well that ass is all the certification I need. I'm feeling better already.

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>>742160362
S-sure you can. Who says y-you can't? You, depressed boy? P-probably time to stop listening to your depression.

>>742160394
Email m-me at [email protected]
I've g-gotta get to work


Alright everyone, time for me to go to work <4 S-sorry about that!

Feel free to contact me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

With love,
Alice

>>742160163
last time I checked the majority of idiots learning psychology were bitches with stupid fucking haircuts with stupid fucking colours like pink, purple and blue you can act as smart as you want bitch but psychology does nothing for the typical human mind you're so fucking ineffective that is why your kind relies on drugs to do your fucking job

>>742160444
>pls pay me neckbeards
faggot

>>742157598
What kind of men are you attracted to? I only ask because you seem to be pretty intelligent. I can't seem to get away from bimbos.

>>742160386
Im not a fucking avatarfag how you dare you retard

>>742160386
>You n-need to go to a therapist f-for something like that


While this may help me beat my depression. The problem that my neighbour may have caught me still remains.

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>>742160456
L-let me just respond to this before I go

The fuck did you check? Did you go around to all the universities in the country and find that? I've literally seen one person with strange hair in my classes and she was a punk rocker. I'm in graduate school and I see mostly brown and black hair. That's the sort of ridiculous comment I'd expect from /r9k/, not /b/.

Jesus christ, at least come up with an insult that means something. Why are you fixated on someones hair?

Finally, PSYCHOLOGISTS CANNOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION. So that whole argument is bunk. That's psychiatrists; psychologists use proven behavioral modification therapies like CBT and DBT, not medication. We might REFER someone to a psychiatrist for medication, but we cannot prescribe.

Also, the typical human mind isn't.....mentally...ill. It's like saying antibiotics aren't useful for the typical human body. No shit. Most people aren't currently suffering an infection.

Try harder dude.

>>742160489
The patreon is a joke made up of all the things people have demanded I do over the last year. Welcome to /b/; we joke around sometimes.

We ain't /pol/

>>742160521
M-my ass is your avatar! H-how hilarious!
Hahahah!

Alright, Alice out
*vanishes*

>>742160582
>>742160621

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Anyways guys, I'm certified to take over for Alice while she's temporarily incapacitated from her alcohol addiction.

AMA I'm guaranteed to give better advice

>>742158217

What's your budget?

>>742160665
alice drank like, a cup of sake and was tipsy on stream. shes a light weight you tard

>>742160651
alice is gone fam email her at [email protected]

>>742160665
neck yourself

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>>742160688
Doesn't mean she isn't a closet alcoholic.

Cured. Next patient please.

>>742160774
kinda does she has no tolerance

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>>742160732
That makes so little sense. I'd recommend staying off of /b/. Its not good for you.

Next patient please. Last one was defective.

>>742160621
nice damage limitation
>le 2004 meme
faggot weeb
>not a weeb
yes you are

>>742160837
neck neck neck yourself

>>742160838
nah she is japanese literally cannot be a weeb

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>>742160665
I fucking kek'd so hard
kudos to you anon

Alice is a fucking man on HRT

Fucking leave

>Muh 2011

Bullshit you started shitting things up when any old person could make money on twitch now you're just shilling for it for that NEET bits and subscriptions

If you're not an attention whore then stop making these threads.

>>742160861
prove it

>>742157598
How the fuck do you render a stutter in the word psychologist with a p?

>>742160918
Alice literally has her ass posted here and you can see her pussy lips try harder lmao

>>742160928
very carefully

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>>742157598

Are you going to steam today? Asking for a friend

>>742160918
alice posted for five fucking years without twitch you idiot. she only made a twitch because we demanded it lol

>>742160972
she probably will play BOTW

>>742160940
pics

>>742160940
Proof?

>>742160984
scroll up

>>742160883
CURED! See, this is how therapy is supposed to work. Already working wonders. All that was the problem was the blonde qt hogging all the attention, right Alice?

>y-yes senpai

That's right, Alice.

>>742160853
>neck neck neck yourself
Gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, go fuck yourself you're mean

>>742160990
SCROLL UP

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>>742160982
Ty i'll look it up myself then

>>742157598
w-why d-d-d-do p-people t-typ-p-pe l-l-like t-this ??-?

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>>742161017
Fugg, forgot my fedora :DDDD

>>742160993
All I see is man bum

>>742161067
Brain damage

>>742161067
to piss you off

>>742161083
guess you have vision problems seek glasses

>>742161067
It's fuckin retarded

>>742161171
nah its a troll

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>>742161067
Because you fucking touch yourself at night you little shit

>>742160990
Lurk more, and the truth will reveal itself. CURED!
___________________________________
Don't forget to support me on Patreon, ya'll!
___________________________________

>>742161118
Well, I do need new glasses...

>>742161077
Why are you such a faggot?

>>742161205
email alice at [email protected]
she bought me new glasses when I needed them

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>>742161215
Classic example of projection!
CURED!

>>742161240
Naw, I already cashed in my favor with her. It'd be rude to ask for more.

>>742157598
Why are you ripping off Final Fantasy

>>742160993
100% tucked dick

If there were puss he wouldn't be bending at the angle that he could pinch his dick in with his legs at

>>742161302
Why havent you killed yourself yet?

>>742161307
she knows where to buy em cheap wouldn't be a bother

>>742161329
haha wow this faggot cant even tell a girl when he sees one. gg neck yourself

>>742161329
you can literally see the pussy lips you are dumb as hell boy

>>742161359
I don't want cheap glasses. I need good ones.

>>742161370
There's nothing there that makes that bum a girl's. No proof ever posted has ever been actual proof, despite how easy proving things would actually be.

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>>742157598
Yo wtf???

I told you long ago to stop using Final Fantasy font and logos to supplement your cringe worthy autism fueled threads. I even asked you nicely, so what's the deal?

Did you forget?

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>>742161205
Maybe you should stop being blind. CURED! Next patient!

>>742161240
That's her inbox specifically for dick pics. CURED!

>>742161307
Well that's why I am here. I'm full of flavors to go around.

>>742161324
I'll rip something off and give you a little taste of your Final Fantasy. CURED!

>>742161329
Can confirm! I have been a personal sales associate at Alice's for up to 12 years now. He transitioned a few years back. He used to be known as "Alfred" or "Al" but now goes by Alice.

>>742161472
W-waht if you w-work and buy your own s-shit nigger <4

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>>742161344
Because I'm not a net negative to society and love myself. You wouldn't understand. CURED!

>>742161370
>clearly a trap
Apparently neither can you. CURED!

>>742161472
Stop being poor and buy yourself some quality specs. Apparently good specs aren't that important to you. Get some determination, set a goal and strive for it. CURED!

>>742161626
>>742161653
It's more a laziness problem

>>742161472
Yeah no proof has been provided you just want to rage

>>742161478
She never gave a shit

>>742161507
Personal sales associate...what will you tards think of next

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>>742161708
Laziness is a leading contributor to people being poor! Stop being poor! CURED! Next patient!

>>742161653
>Clearly a trap
Neck yourself

>>742161715
I'm not raging. I'm just saying all the pics people like to point to prove nothing, despite how easy actually proving something would be and because of that I do not believe.

>>742161775
No, I'm the opposite. I'm too rich. It makes me lazy.

>>742161836
No they prove she is a girl stop raging and go jerk off to traps elsewhere

>>742161732
She will when she gets back.

It's going to be floodgate all over again, say hello to Insta thread prunes and bye to bumps.

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>>742161791
Not when there's quality trap threads with Alice every few days to keep me going.

>>742161836
It wouldn't be easy at all, are you stupid! Why would she want to post her genitals or face? So she can get doxxed?

>>742161860
But they don't

>>742161872
Nah that just makes her laugh

>>742161888
Alice isn't a trap

>>742161908
They do though

>>742161897
We're going to dox her genitals? Is that what you just said? Anon, your abilities never cease to amaze me.

Y-y-you're a psycho.

>>742161912
Doesn't matter, no more avatarfaggjng for her. I warned her, and she obviously didn't give af.

>>742161930
Do you have evidence to support this claim?

>>742162015
No...

>>742162029
That's what I thought! Trap confirmed!

>>742161993
Still doesnt

>>742162015
Yes her pictures

>>742162045
That is not how evidence works

>>742162374
They prove nothing

>>742162444
They prove she is a girl. I understand, you really want Alice to be a guy because you love love love trap dick, but it just isn't true

>>742162444
Nah they do

>>742162444
You can't recognize a girl, seems like a personal problem

>>742162471
And I understand you really want Alice to be a girl so you can feel like even one of them has taken the time to talk to you, but that just isn't true

>>742162563
Nah it just had to do with the evidence provided. Sorry you are too smooth brained to recognize women

>>742162352
Aww man darn dude you're totally right. That stopped me right in my tracks, I guess I'm not gonna flood her shitty threads anymore hurr.

Kys

>>742162563
I wish Alice was a lady because that would make it less gay when I hit on him, but its my professional opinion that Alice indeed possess at the minimum 1 Y chromosome.

>>742162678
Her threads aren't shitty
She's currently laughing at you in her chat
And you won't do shit but make her make more threads

Final fantasy sucks btw

>>742157598
STOP THAT STUTTERING. GAH! Makes me grind my teeth.

>>742162696
Alice has Ero y chromosones sorry faggit

>>742162732
She ain't gonna

>>742162678
>>742162719
You see that, faggot? Laughing! Get REEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTTTT hurrhruururuuhrrr

>>742162745
I always figured she had one two many chromosomes somewhere

>>742162769
Rekt as fuck fuccboi

>>742162696
It's not gay as long as someone's playing the girl.

>>742157598
Psychology is not a science, so I ask you to go and get a proper degree.

>>742162821
Not as many as you smooth brain

>>742162855
Psychology is stem you retard

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>>742162860

>>742162855
Weird my University and the fucking hb1 visa program say it is stem

So fuck off

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>>742162888
I have collected more chromosomes than anybody around. Gotta catch them all, faggit

>>742162860
That one is kind of creepy

>>742162954
>>742162929
That ain't oc make new shit

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>>742162954

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>>742162988

>>742163046
Good

>>742157598

f-ff-f-f-f-female a-utism desu xD im an in-in-in-in-internet p-p-p-p-p-psychologist XD

but hey youre getting money out of the hands of beta losers via patreon, so i guess its not all bad