Vocaroo Thread! With a twist: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kmd45ct

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Random drinking faggot checking in.

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>>742150037
Cheers, mate

>>742150078
Why do you even make these threads anyway, it's just a bunch of porn text requests.

>>742150194
Its not all porn text requests. Plenty of fun voice lines from games, copypasta and good discussion thrown into the mix.
They typically attract some pretty cool people, too.. even if they are only here for the lewd

>>742149976
Dude did you get my email?

>>742150258
You know what I'm going to put something in for once:
Japanese rape is high, proof; I am a Japanese female.

Questions:
1: I don't know, stop rape because that shit is fucked up even for my standards.
2: Unless I want to go Death Wish in Auckland I don't think it's possible
3: Chads: yes, Virgins: no

>>742150321
Were you the one asking for the song? I hadn't done it yet because someone was marathoning GoT in my living room yesterday when i wanted to record.

>>742150411
Tell them to get better taste.

>>742150408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0plNcN228jI
>>742150498
Hey GoT is good fantasy drama. It was my mom watching it.. I'd rather she watch this than Supernatural or Once Upon a Time

>>742149976
workout motivation please? Just basically be a sexy personal trainer who reminds the listener she wants a big muscular stud, not a wimp.

>>742150411
Yep, I thought you didn't receive my email

>>742149976

1.: Replace the democracy with a functioning system. We basically have a bunch of people that are intelligent and non biased. Both sides have the abilitly to state their case and a decision will be made that in the best case pleases both sides equally.

2.: It is very difficult to accomplish said goal if we continue to support the system of either liberal or conservative. We need more centrists. The only thing we as humans can do is sit and wait till more and more people recognize the system we now have as flawed.

3.: There would be people that certainly doubt how efficient it is going to be.

>>742150538
I don't even know why I wanted this.

>>742150538
That is true.

>>742150565
I had! Sorry some times I read things and go "yep im gonna do that today and send it" and then.. don't. I sent you an email back.

>>742150588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xQic4vqDSQ
(Not a request but im warming up my voice, kek)

>>742149976
1. I would promote education and philosophy way more than media crap

2.It's not realistic, I would have to become president and install a system, but even then young people would resist

3.Not good, the media, jews and powerful people would get pissed. The change won't be instant but it'll be like planting seeds and wait until more educated people gather together and instill more positive changes. Little by little. Even if some get corrupted their intelligence will still be useful, for example Putin

>>742150717 My request
"You are a fucking embarrassment to me. You are a like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault. Alright? Cause you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time. With your fake boobs you feel you have to show off in your tight outfits and tight panties so they can see your pussy from behind!"

>>742150408
The only way to help stop rape is to raise the nexr generation better and to reach out to people on the fringes of society more so they don't become so emotionally detatched, imo

>>742150782
I'm already emotionally detached.

"lmao"

>>742150626
Ok, You can send it anytime this week. Don't worry. Thanks Lori.

>>742150586
It sounds like you want a ranked choice voting system. Instating that alone would pretty much break the two party system (in America at least).. i think people in general just let themselves become too polarized by political ideology. I consider myself a libertarian which most consider the most far out, extreme position to take, but since i dont follow my partys ideology to a T i find that centrists, conservatives and liberals alike can agree with my points when I make them even if we disagree on the finer details.

>>742149976

Record this pls:
pastebin /Gw28tnRk

>1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change?
Make sure everyone has food, clothing and shelter for life. Sure greed and violence would still occur, but when basic needs are met, I think it's helpful.
>2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual?
The more affluent I become, the easier it is. Heck, Akon is supplying electricity for millions in Africa. It can be done if goods, wealth and resources are redistributed by private owners.
>3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change?
It would be chaotic, for sure. But I think it's important.

>>742150547
reroll

Ausfag here so could you say "Ciggy buttbrain bruh" here's the example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change? Mental illness/health stigma
2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual? Possibly but have no idea how.
3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change? Would help people overcome and speak about their issues and not be afraid to speak up.

>>742150895
Is this whole Akon thing forreal? I still think its some sort of stunt.

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Read this


Why are you guys so scared of "rapefugees"? Because they might fuck the women that weren't ever gonna fuck you anyway? It screams of insecurity, the Bullshit boogeyman. Cuck-like in fact. Just like Trump with his daughter and and the Canadian Pm.

The scariest thing for you alt-reich boys is that the refugees are no different from you. Because then that means there's nothing special about you. When there isn't. You can cite all the great things about western civilisation but you did fuck all to contribute to that.

The only difference between you and them is that your mother had the temerity to open her whore legs in a western country when she had you. And that fucking terrifies you.

>>742150984
I mean Akon is HUGE in africa, and is african, so I'm sure it's not a stunt. Plus he's Rich AF, people forget he signed T-Pain and Lady Gaga, as well as being super successful himself.

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>>742151051
He's got some great songs also.
>>742149976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw

>>742149976
Where do you live? It's fucking 5 AM here

>>742151170
yes that is a letter anon.

>>742150776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wq1MjzsKO8
>>742150547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITGRfYEC58
>>742150586
I replied to your ideas but let me know if you havr a request. If you dont have a request im fine with answering the sentiment in voice, for future posts.

>>742150866
Lori?

>>742151171
>He's got some great songs also.
indeed he does.

>>742151246
Haven't listened to him in sometime though but might give him another shot now.

>>742151235
it's the fucking banana meme

>>742151235
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITGRfYEC58
thanks!

>>742150717
We need to get off social media. Its polarizing us more than ever

>>742151175
5am here too, i just keep odd hours

>>742151284
I've only heard his first album. It definitely has an early/mid 2000's sound to it but has aged surprisingly well, and is catchy af.

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>>742149976
Why are alot of Cuban women light skinned and hot? I used to think Cuba was filled with skinny niggers

>>742150895
I think giving less tax money to governments for public welfare and then instead rewarded citizens for using their own time and capital for the betterment of society. Not sure how that would work in reality, all i know is that governments are horrible, dollar for dollar, at helping the poor

Say, I've got nice long catfish whiskers.

>>742151474
Makes sense.

>>742150859
Join the club
Point is we are detatched together
>>742150895

>>742150884
>Instating that alone would pretty much break the two party system (in America at least)

Which would be a good thing. Since the current system allowes corruption to from corperation.

>>742149976
Can you do just the chorus?https://youtu.be/sdtomL38s28

>>742151590
Roll

>>742150895

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xx1ovRuCVw

>>742151474
I'm thinking more along the lines of ensuring everyone has a small plot of land and access to sustainable farming. I've seen videos where scientists theorized about making skyscraper farms, literally dozens of stories tall, but instead of housing people, they grow fruits and vegetables. There was even a pretty nifty way for the ripened food to be be picked and distributed with automated machines/spiraling elevator thingies. Pretty cool stuff.

>>742151001
bump

>>742150964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSeiVzJupZ
A noble cause, too. I think reforming drug policy/supporting better metal health services would do the most to curb violence in most first world countries.

>>742151770
parts is fine, this stuff is hot af, thx!

>>742151001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05g1eGY2SiE

>>742151590
Reroll

>>742151413
This song of his always gets me in the feels anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

>>742151171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PdMUHL6Xu8

>>742151309
No prob! Sorry it wasnt longer. I suck at improv.

>>742151590
One final roll

>>742151573
Agreed. Seasawing from corporate elite to political elite is no way to raise a country

>>742151909
No problem, it indeed is funny. I just think its getting ridiculous with the amount of people not getting help then offing themselves, secondly the mental health rate over here in land downunder isn't even funny. Least 50% of us wil have had 1 sometime in their life and that's downright sad. Seeing it get the piss taken out of makes me sad.

>>742152155
DUBS REVY

>>742152038
these are my feel hitters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWA5hJl4Dv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWA5hJl4Dv0

>>742151417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q4qYDVZfby

>>742149976
1. Mandate universal curricula focusing on math, science, and civics with your high school years spent focusing on a course of study reflecting personal interest.

2. No; Ego runs rampant.

3. Fear and mistrust.

"This is where we die, girls, but fuck it, let's die like heros!"

>>742151510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UnGJojOI63
Skipping priority because this was cute and short

>>742152098
>I suck at improv.
only way to get better is practice! I'll try and write a short script by the next thread.

>>742152155
Checkd. Gimme a min

>>742152065
Holy fuck OP. That was the most cute thing I've heard someone make in 3D. What a legend, bless you for making my day and most likely week, you've made a lonely anon smile.

could you say "josh is stinky"? thanks

You WISH your tail was this poofy!

>>742151879
I think that self sustainability through solutions like that is also a noble cause. I think people are too far detached from our hunter gatherer roots now. We don't even understand half the technology we use, many people dont even understand the concept of harvest seasons and regional selection

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>>742152296
>Skipping priority

>>742152296
You did this request as-well! Sasuga OP-chan. You going to do this tomorrow again around same time?

1: Basic universal income

2: Eventually it will be the norm, as we're headed toward post-scarcity

3: The rich will hate it, but fuck 'em.

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>>742152398
Nothing can beat the catfish whiskers.

>>742152398
Hey it was short and the next request was singing. Gotta keep the thread rollin yknow?

>>742152389
>harvest seasons and regional selection
True, I sure don't.

>>742152330
Please

>>742149976
1.Require IQ over 135 to vote in Democratic countries but get rid of electoral college (USA).
2.No. No too extreme of a view
3.Riot

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>>742152470
You figured out the easy way into my heart- catfish whiskers

>>742152467
As for my request, sing "Kyouran Hey Kids" from Noragami Aragoto

>>742149976
say nigger 5 times in the jewishest voice you can

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>>742152516
I love them anon, I got 2 of them just last week but the other fish ate them. RIP.

>>742152412
Its my day off, so I just might! Maybe more today too. I have no weed and im broke so its gonna be a boring 2 days off.

>>742149976
1) I'd reorder the continents so that Canada is next to australia
2) not at fucking all
3) the world would freak out, but I don't care, I'd be able to visit my boyfriend easily

as for what to say, say "The Real Hero of Winds is a dirty boy"

it's an inside joke between me, some friends and @TheRealHeroofWinds~

>>742152706
I'll be working 8 hours tomorrow then another 2 just waiting for my transport back home anon, surely you'll be having more fun.

>>742152550
better yet, say it with a nigger accent

>>742149976
Hit me with a

"Abiding nebula is a faggot"

Thanks :)

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>>742152648
I have a fleet of them in a community tank. Id love to get a pond with some red tails

K enough fish posting onto the final take of this chorus

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>>742152818
Also heres a picture of a dog to encourage you.

>>742151590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pQcpd6nSb8

>>742149976
Reply.

>1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change?
invest heavily in green forms of power and get rid of the coal plants even if it means we need more nucleair power plants.
2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual?
Not as an individual unfortunately.
3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change?
People will get upset, lots of jobs will be lost. Many strikes because people think that nucleair powerplants are more dangerous than the regular CO2 spitting powerplants.

Request (loli): pneumono-ultramicroscopic-silico-vulcano-conioses.
(Thats one word btw).

>>742152502
PLEASE

>>742149976
>1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change?
tbh I would legalize everything for two days. Let the people work out what they think is best for them
>2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual?
Well. No.
>3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change?
One part would surely just go nuts on everything they see, other parts would maybe organize themselves and another part could be a mixture of those. Like, going around and killing "problematic" people, defined by a sick sense of justice.

Now to my request: Please read the complete List of Japanese Pokemon names - with a german accent. (Doesn't matter if you suck at german, most germans do too)

OP is this you? http://vocaroo.com/i/s140khtFod3l
I think you made this for me a few weeks ago. If it is you were you taking requests through email? you are amazing whats the email if you are?

>>742152206
That is really sad. I read something the other day about suicide seeming ridiculous to anyone in a third world country. The way society is developing is maybe not good for our mental health. Idk what a good solution is outside of focusing more on mental welfare for those people

>>742152261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01qZ7knXlIZ

>>742153103
That's over 600 names anon.

if dubs
Say sentence of whatever you want in the most aussie accent.

>>742152261
I wonder about this. Mandating educational standards has only hurt america imo. See: no child left behind
I do like the idea of specialized study happening sooner

>>742153059
Please ill suck your dick if you say it

>>742153183
Appreciated!

>>742152315
Appreciated! I do try more. I had given it a few takes that were longer but i ended up twisting my tongue or it just fell flat

>>742152319
Happy to deliver! I missed the stutter before the baka

>>742153235
Mandated in as much as a basic education. No common core, no glossing over shit. I want our next generations hardened and rational.

>>742152548
In japanese?? I really dont think I can do that. Any other request?

>>742153218
802, to be exact.

One list is here
pokewiki.de/Pokémon-Liste
in the 6th Column are the katana and the romaji

>>742152736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNUiAUmCyr

>>742153267
Yeah, "going with the flow" is the key I think, but finding that flow can be challenging.

>>742152745
Wew. Probably, yeah! Good luck, anon

>>742153346
You expect them to try and speak 802 names? Jebus anon you crazy.

What are ye negros doing outta the fields? Y'all shuld run back now to cotton pickin before the master cuts off yer hands.

>>742152330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cgRyoKQPJq
Nigga just answer the questions and ill do it but here
>>742152368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0twogFn9X5N

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>>742149976
1.I would impregnate Alice as much as I could so more Alices could help the world
2.Realistic, but don't know if she's a trap or if she can have kids
3.The internet would rage harder at all these Alices but nobody would stop them from helping everyone, those Alices would also have children.

>>742152482
Heh. I only learned them thanks to my nursery specialist mom. It'd be really easy to live off of local harvests if we knew what to cultivate. We dont need to ship vegetables around the world.. we do it because we are accustomed to variety.. also industry

>>742153425
Gotta try everthing, bro. It's not like I give grades based on pronounciation

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>>742152511
Ha. I am just barely smart enough to vote in your society

>>742149976

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering, fleshy meat puppet.

Last request tonight if dubs, just do the song part at 1min30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIHUGybOAvA

This has been a 10/10 thread though OP, I'll be keeping my eye out for it now that I've see how enjoyable it is.

>>742153607

REroll.

>>742152550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0csuPhRmLpd

>>742153607

Fuckin' roll.

>>742153342
English is preferred. https://youtu.be/oIMJm2EhD5c

>>742153524
My request That's it. I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>742153607

Faggot roll

>>742152818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fbZmJRZXSL
A dog is fine too (taking out these short requests so i dont forget them)

>>742153607

Nigger roll

"Hell no, I won't get a job! NEET life best life, normie!"

>>742153675
Thanks :) appreciate it

>>742153607

Roll you flavourless cunt

>>742153607

Fuckin' roll you cunt

>>742153607

Fuckin' rolllll

>>742153055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fOTmkzsdl7

I think you can help your cause. Spread awareness and try to save up enough money to install solar panels on your house. That extra power gets fed back into the grid (you get paid) and less coal gets burnt

>>742153607

FKN NIGGER GIVE ME DUBZ

>>742153607

FOR FUCKS SAKE, ROLL YOU CUNT!!!

>>742153126
[email protected]
Yes that is me! Feel free tp request more

>>742153799
Kek finally anon.

>>742153799

Bout fuckin' time.

1. Would make the sun not go bye bye years from now

2. Most likely not.


3. With joy I would hope.


For the vocaroo, could you say:

They call me sticks, cause I have a skinny penis??

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>>742153103
Commencing the most autistic version of the pokemon rap ever
I might just try to pronounce them however because this is a fucking lot.

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>>742153847
Also dog picture to make up for the weird extra line, also the question mark wasnt for the vocaroo just as in like can you do this.

OP, could you just record this new, shorter request instead of this
>>742150895


*sucking sounds*
That's it baby. I love big violent thugs like you. I love how you beat the shit outta that guy for being late for your delivery. Uh huh. Espeically since I'm an innocent *slurps* dainty *slurps* rich white princess. You niggers just belong in prison, the nigger zoo. That's it baby....I wanna brainwash you, Pavlovian style. Every time You kill I want you to get hard, knowing your sweet little snow bunny will reward you for it. That's it. Sell crack to kids, you fucking animal. Ruin lives. Destroy the hood for me, all so I can go back to my rich gated community and masturbate thinking about how my nasty little mouth is responsible for ruining a whole community. Now cum on my throat. Here, take one of my flip flops,with racist white girl toe stains on it, and and blast your nigga load on it, so it can drip onto my tongue. Nasty fucking nigger. Dribble those crack babies down my throat.

What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>742149976
In your most aggressive please say "Christ Chan is going to tear all of you mudslimes some new assholes. You filthy heathens."

It's pretty early to be making a voice thread Rev. It's 6:37 where I'm at. Anyways, say this, I hope it's not too long, I've been going into other voice actors threads and whenever they try to say it they get dyslexic. You don't really fuck it up:

"Oh my gosh you have such a big dick Daddy! Do you mine if I suck on it? Pretty please? I've been a good little girl. I promise I won't tell mommy. Yay! I get to suck Daddy's cock! *sucking and choking* Your cock tastes so good. *suck* Do you like it when I play with your balls? *more sucking and choking* How does it feel watching your little princess suck your big, hard, throbbing cock? *more moaning and sucking* ~mwah!~ Ok! Now that it's all wet, I'm gonna stick it inside me! Just let me get on top real quick. I'm gonna ride you all night long. My cunny is so wet for you Daddy, just look at it! All of my juices are leaking out just for you! I want you inside me so bad! Just let me straddle your cock for a minute. *moan* ~Oh!~ Your dick is about to go inside me Daddy! Are you ready? *moan* I just slid down Daddy's cock! Daddy's fucking me! *another moan* Daddy! It's so big! My pussy feels so tight around your cock! *more moaning* Fuck me Daddy, oh fuck me Daddy! I want you to get me pregnant! Cum deep inside your little girl! *Orgasm* Daddy's cum feels so good inside me. I can't wait to fuck you more."

>>742153607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Lg9SBNsLP
Commencing pokerap/singing a bit of
>>742153657

>>742153982
guess I'll keep rolling for dubs

>>742153982
reroll

>>742153982
rolo

>>742154005
You can answer the questions in the OP instead if youd like

>>742153982
dubs check em

1. get rid of trump.
2. no, i don't live in the usa
3. mostly positive but obviously there would be unhappy people.

for your vocaroo can you insult my tiny penis, say it belongs to you and instruct me how long to stay in chastity for?

Hey, its me goku

>>742153612
Have a good night anon! I usually like doing them around this time because its slower. Cya around

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>>742149976
Huh, Just woke up to your voice
Make me another alarm?
This was my last request http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ir0wGUy2Zn

>>742153984
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Lg9SBNsLP

Why thankyou. :D

>>742154053
>can you insult my tiny penis, say it belongs to you and instruct me how long to stay in chastity for

>get rid of trump.

Sounds about right.

Cutesy teasing voice pls

"That's it. Sniff my asshole, loser. Savor me. Taste my scent. Now get the trash can. Uh Uh. No. Baby boy doesn't get to cum into a pussy. Baby boy cums in the trash, to ensure that his slow swimming, two-headed retard sperms don't make any unwanted babies. Mommies only love cute, healthy babies, yours would either get aborted or be thrown into an orphanage. Uh huh. They would be one big waste. So waste them now instead. That's it, shoot those little unwanted, unloved loser babies into the trash where they belong. Mommy doesn't love them. Good boy."

>>742154038
Didn't see that anon, thanks!
>>742153982

Anyways:

1. Give out free handjobs.
2. Yeah I'd say it's pretty realistic.
3. People would call me a faggot I guess, but whatever.

And done.

>>742154053
>>742154147
>samefagging this hard

>>742153982
Also reroll cus why not
>>742154202
And I got muh questions answered

>>742154288
Got the dubs too, nice

>>742153675
Dog picture to counter questions, for the request (thanks) can you say,

"Wake up Jake, you need to get up fucker! Stop being lazy, and. wake. the. fuck. up!

Fucking hell I went to BM and my toilet isnt flushing
I know this is tmi but OP is afk

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>>742154314
I have autism
Heres the pic

>>742153951
roll

>>742154322
well this will be interesting to listen to.

>>742154336
which anime grill is that. I need to inspect your taste in waifu.

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>>742154209

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women."

>>742149976
Your voice sounds familiar from somewhere. Did you sync a cartoon or game once?

Either way, plz say "I bravely volunteer to charge in recklessly!" and "If it's worth shooting once, it's probably worth shooting a lot!"

1. get rid of africans. they get help for decades and don't get anything done
2. realistic, yes, with the right equipment. but i personally can't do something, I'd need an arsenal of nukes (or bombs in general) for that
3. the fuckers would be petrified at first, because how can someone be so cruel and wipe out an entire continent, but later on they'd be thankful, i guess

>>742154523
2edgy4me

>>742154635
You must be new, welcome.

>>742154523
But there are well developed areas in africa. Not all of it is a mudhut.

>>742153103
>>742153103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YvPYgNmWgW

Sorry for the wait, resuming

>>742154655
Been coming to 4chan for about 8 years, guy.

>>742153951
reroll

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im a boy but ill do requests too i guess

>>742154671
thanks to the racist evil whitey, yes. Either through colonization or because we buy their oil.
And even in those parts are big slums with people who are dead poor, but still have 14+ children. I'm sick of those good-for-nothing bastards get help packages blown in their ass and still sit around "muh too few monee"

>>742154707
Sure my dude sureeee, but almost everyone here is racist. I myself am not (well to an extent maybe) but I called you new cause as I said everyone is like that here

Requesting
"Gamer Girl: Niel Druckmann, why did you ruin Uncharted 4 by making it impossible to land a hit on Nadine Ross and switch the role of villain to the punk ass rich kid for the final battle?
Neil Druckmann: You have a tiny penis.
Gamer Girl: Excuse me?!
Neil Druckmann: And you hate women.
Gamer Girl: I am a woman!
Neil Druckmann: Oh, so that's what's wrong with you. Next! Bring out the next person please!
Gamer Girl: Mother fucker!"

>>742153657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mxnxtNeqpZ

>>742154805
no.....
actually sing this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MpdnMSQ7NA

>>742154805
Record yourself moaning and then say "Don't forget to subscribe"

>>742153309
Its just that different children learn through different methoxs.. the way i taught myself how to do math in my head is similar to common core, yet teachers ask me to show my work doing an entirely different process and that work is part of the grade. Hamstrings my development

request - sing the barbie girl song.

>>742154842
>Sure my dude sureeee, but almost everyone here is racist. I myself am not (well to an extent maybe) but I called you new cause as I said everyone is like that here

I think you mean a lot of people on /b/ are racist. I personally visit /soc/ and /fit/, sometimes /mu/. I just come here once every few months to see the shit show. 4chan is more than just the cesspool of /b/.

>>742154948
True, I just dont really know which board to go to, I like some threads from here /k/ /x/ /his/ /vg/ ect but not really any whole board.

>>742153524
I, for one, welcome our new Alice overlords. Onto your request

>>742153524
who's alice

>>742154704
very nice, thank you. had a good laugh, especially at the eeveelutions and the legendary birds. and that krabby is literally namend "crab".

>>742154842
What you know as racism is in reality the natural preference to be with one's own kind. It's just tribalism and without it humanity will go extinct.

>>742153661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wUXEZpbdKa

>>742153725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YuW0edQb6x

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>>742154916
https://clyp.it/t0pmorjz


>>742154933
https://clyp.it/bezkqqvt
idk how to moan im sorry

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Any good Revy quotes in your own voice?

>>742153847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWdeoKI0Bz

can you do the navy seals copypasta?

>>742155025
That's fine. Some boards are slow enough that each has their own dedicated communities. I go on /soc/ and really only frequent about 5 threads on there. But slower boards, especially the ones that use ID's are more like anonymous forums

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Fuck missed a lot so far but finally caught your thread, whats up Rev

>These requests

Theyve become much more tame than previous threads havent they

>>742155312
do you want them to be lewd?

>>742153917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E3QI3IewVL

>>742153982
>>742154202
>>742154288
>>742154304
Lemme get it

>>742153951
>>742153951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUyAWgZSav

>>742154185
reroll

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>>742155208
You said you're a boi

"Oh you think so? I just sliced you up like an onion"

>>742155416
Thank you!

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I love me some chix with dix

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>>742155443
https://clyp.it/sqclngrw

>>742155208
Nice moan

>>742153982
I always do these early. Kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZTjZgRPdE

>>742155366
Fuck that was erotic OP. You ever thought about doing ASMR?

>>742155561
Oh hell yeah this that good shit

no the guy how posted it but reroll

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>>742155533
https://clyp.it/b0ziekxa

>>742153917
>>742150895

Fucking disgusting spic

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>miss the entire thread again
Goddamn, I have no fucking luck.

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>>742155525
>"I am a boi"
No, you are a MAN.

Shit men to tag this >>742155523 in this >>742155600

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>>742155606
>Fucking disgusting spic

>>742155651
I too like it.

>>742154053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRxVdTV3TC

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>>742155648
https://clyp.it/vupu5wf1

>>742154125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01yPDeORvt3
Gmorning!

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>>742155603
Do the plane scene from TDKR

>>742154145
Any time, anon
>>742154314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WqOIpKg1w4

>>742155797
YES

>>742153982
You can make money on this you know

>>742149976
"Get off my board NORMIES REEEE!"

>>742154944
rip.

>>742154523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyvO1Ux9zu
I do these threads occasionally, never done professional work though

Hello revy Do you want to try and pronounce this again? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

>>742155808
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WqOIpKg1w4
Thank so much!
:D

>>742155866
ffs dubs again.
second request - 1-2 mins of the most weird subject you think of but say it in lewd manor

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>>742155797
Roll for this

>>742155864
Rol

>>742154185
reroll

>>742155659
Youre a sad pathetic person, im not even sure why Revy still fills in your disgusting requests. I look forward to more childish responses from you, fucking disgusting pedro

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>>742155797
I'll do it, but i can't find a transcript of that scene.
I've never watched that scene before.

angry "I'm going to get that son of a bitch. I'm going to get him and" in love "marry him"

>>742156063
You're Russian aren't you?

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>>742156012

>>742154944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmOkEa6HFu

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>>742156126
yeah how can you tell?

>>742155631
Fuck. Im sorry. I have a day off so i might remake after breakfast

Can you say "I be gettin money wit my team, catch a nigga, let the .40 cal sneeze"

1.keep net neutrality, I'm to poorfag for it not being around

2.i mean maybe. Let's see how it goes and what the telecom companies say

3.if it kept it would be good, if it went away it would not be good

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>>742155750
One more please, But a little longer (around 15 seconds)

>>742156199
do you like smirnoff

>>742156199
I watch a lot of Russian news and politics. I can hear your Russian accent. I also love Russian women

>>742149976
this nigga

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1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change?
>I would punch people who deserve to be punched.
2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual?
>Yeah, I already do. I can't go to the mall anymore, but these people got a good dose of reality.
3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change?
>The world? Not much. Individuals with terrible views on the world? I shook em up a bit. Things are great!

"Getting back up after I've fallen and failed over and over again is one of the hardest things I will ever do, and that's why I have to do it. I'd love to give up, but I don't deserve the right to give up. Rest is earned, not given."

>>742149976
1. No religion
2. No
3. Execute them if they don't like it

I would like you to say : Hurr durr im a massive faggot and i took my daddys cock in my mouth every night since i was six and i love to gargle on his man juice, especially after he has fucked my slack asshole cus then i can taste my shit on his cock. Also i fingered my grandma once when she was asleep, shit was so cash!!

>>742155312
I think the discussion helped. Lots of long requests that i can only half ass, though. Lol

"Save video games from Anita Sarkeesian, or whatever. Just go stop the evil bitch right now"

>>742155228
O man i want to do these. I've got a lot. Let me go take care of some dubs/answered posts

>>742156199
Can you repeat what she says at the 31 second mark?https://youtu.be/kCMDBqHa78Y

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>>742154828
>thanks to the racist evil whitey

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>>742156298
https://clyp.it/dsgvw21l

>>742156300
https://clyp.it/53edjxd5

>>742156423
You poor anon, its my go to for vodka whenever I drink and not going out.

>>742156423
>>742156415
You are good. I just have good ears

>>742156394
is black lagoon actually good? I've always put it off.

>>742155305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZbNAnAiPTI
(Old recording)

Also i just swallowed a spider that fell into my coffee. Poor dude. I need more coffee now

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>>742156516
https://clyp.it/2h1srdr3

>>742156521
which part? before 31 or after

>>742154185
reroll

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>>742149976

>1. No change will benefit everyone in the world, you cant please everyone

>2. Not a realistic goal, its best to worry about your own faults and try to fix rhem before thinking of the rest of the world

>3. -

Familiar with streer fighter or m.bison in particular? Could you tackle the following with an evil deep voice:

Face the neverending nightmare!

...


AWAY WITH YOU *grunt sound as is youre pushing something heavy* ULTIMATE...PSYCHO...CRUSHEEEEERRRRR!! YAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

...

Youre WEAK!....Pathetic and weak

>>742156590
Before 31 seconds that little part she says

>>742156590
>Can't even drink
You trying to make a yoke here anon? Since when is there a country that doesn't allow drinking.

>>742156600
dubs!

>>742156551
It's a great show. Requires some suspension of disbelief though. Has all the same bullet dodging shenanigans most action movies have.

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>>742156230
It's fine, you usually do these early anyway, I'm going to be gone most of the day so I would just miss that one too.

>1. If you could change the world for the better in one way, what would you change?
People need to stop being so fuccin mad all the time. People need to stop killing each other over meaningless causes. People need to be working together more. No matter what our problems are. we're all the same species and we need to take care of each other, and take care of this planet that we're all stuck on.
2. Is this a realistic goal; Can you help this cause as an individual?
No, this goal is utterly and completely unattainable. As Humans, it's in our nature to destroy ourselves. That's been the case for millennia and it will continue to be the case until Humanity is extinct.
3. How do you imagine the rest of the world would react to this change?
Well, who knows what we could accomplish as a species if all the resources spent on killing were suddenly directed towards the advancement of medicine, or space travel? The possibilities would be endless.


"Ryan takes the snap, falls back, Hightower coming around the right side, blowing past Freeman! He hits Ryan, the balls out! Ryan lost the ball, with the Patriots recovering at the 25!!"

>>742156148
Fuck off with your nigger fetish juan

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>>742156377

>>742156676
Isn't Russia full of vodka???

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>>742156730

>>742154125
How did you set it as an alarm?
Iphone or android?

>>742155228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q57w9WzLS4
Ill do more later.

>>742156753
exactly, I think its a yoke anon

>>742156897
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q57w9WzLS4
You sound like a young teenage Revy, its cute

1). Make sure that everyone has the basic tool they need to succeed(clean food/water, education, etc)
2)I don't know, I'm a dumb anon.
3) Probably like autists

Can you do a quick improv of a woman wearing vibrating panties, talking to her boss and trying desperately not to give herself away? And if at the end when the boss finally leaves the room she finally gets to orgasm in relief that would be awesome

>>742155449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12mH5YLPhiX
>>742155523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kVfItqnrWw

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>>742156638
the trying to trick my enemies part?

>>742156676
https://clyp.it/zq1aawdn

>>742155577
I might make a channel separate from this. I want to be camera ready if i do that and right now my skin is really bad due to stress

>>742156693
I've seen enough anime anon, I'll be daijoubu. The questions is dub or sub for this?

>>742155864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXqmTWWDfu

>>742156986
Yes that one

>>742156986
you sound like Avery Edison

>>742156854
Android, I use the app Alarmy

>>742156986
o. you can do everything over here in ausfag land as long as you're 18.
>>742157007
Do you need a camera for it though? Isn't it just for the sounds to trigger the reactions?

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>>742156012
Bruh i do pedo shit, cannibalism, whatever.. his requests are honestly kind of funny because they are race bait for black and white people. Just let people request whatever and don't worry about it.

>>742157015
dub is really REALLY good, one of the only dubs I'd recommend. It translates into english way better

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>>742156273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcgAOPhwmu
Also if you made a request and it wasnt dubs or answered questions and you are still lurking waiting for a response, quote this post and the post in question. Getting hard to keep track

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>>742157202
okay, I'll have to binge it sometime this week, I was originally planning on Princess Principal but I'm sure to binge it. This maid also looks good enough reason to watch.

>>742157273
>>742156318

Thank you for your time Revy-sama!

>>742157273
You gonna give me my Super Bowl recap or what? >>742156729

>>742156318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gJKKnkcvyL
Change the world with your fists. Good mantra
>>742156329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K9xIVTBIEA
[Voice fluctuates from Joey Wheeler to Loli]

>>742157350
I'm not a fan of the maid season of the show.

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>>742157063
i'll do it in a sec, having a panic attack lol

>>742157070
im just a guy, not a trap or anything.

>>742157120
yeah it's 21 for drinking 18 for sex, I'm 18.

I'll be back in a sec going for a walk

>>742156377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8VPkgU5Mu

Wassup OP, just a quick question.
Have you or will you ever post your face?
I think you are the same person as somebody who did a thread a while back where they showed their face.

>>742157350
Roberta is cool. The OVA is solid
My favorite part of Black Lagoon is the character interactions, very believable.. also the action.

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>>742157273
I requested this >>742154185 and got dubs on 3rd roll. I would have done aswers, but I already did, this is my second request. Thx.

>>742157460
>Have you or will you ever post your face?

No, never.

>>742157273
1. decriminalise most drugs
2. support political parties who want this I guess
3. conservatives would not like it but I imagine it would be a success like in portugal

"all women are horny sluts who need to cum for their master"

>>742156618
>>742157273

>>742157448
My sides- Thank you eternally

>>742157441
that's silly.
>>742157438
You don't like her?? Look at her though, she's got the aggressive look, knows how to handle herself and willing to kill and all while in a maid outfit. She's perfect.

>>742157546
You a lyin' ass nigga

>>742157546
O guess I was wrong then, smart move though.

>>742157494
She's only in OVA? That makes me sad.

>>742157573
No, no, it's not her. That ark of the show was just pretty bad. Like Naruto filler.

>>742157546
Are you white? How old are you?

>>742157581
Well, yes. It's kind of my thing.

It was a dumb question anyway.

>>742157581
>Revy do this in your Niggeriest voice

>>742157273

>>742157546
This anon isnt me
>>742157581
>>742157460
I haven't ever posted my face but someone grabbed it from an Alice thread i posted it in to be an inciteful shit and they spam it in every thread i post in like it bothers me.

You gus want to see what I look like? I really am not in great shape. I can lose weight and take care of myself and look good but i honestly dont try

>>742157610
She has a small part in the first season too

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I saw ika in a fluffy thread

>>742157659
Yes, but the first season was actually good.

>>742157411
Thanks for the quote! Means a lot to me.

>>742157650
>I can lose weight and take care of myself and look good but i honestly dont try

That's true of almost everybody.

"want to have some fun? $50, fine let's do this"
The World would change for the better if everyone started having more fun and if religion were to become a thing of the past
Dunno what I could do about it but chill back and have fun
I forget the third question

>>742157411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K9xIVTBIEA

TY OP!! Good Job, I like what you got!!

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>>742157650
Revy is ugly

Will there be a new thread?

>>742157659
Oh that makes me happy then, she looks too good to just be an OVA.
>>742157622
Some filler was good though but I'll keep that in mind.

>>742157706
If you mean get rid of all religion, then yes I agree. If you mean get rid of only Christianity then I don't see the point.

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1. No more commies.
2. No, but a helicopter would perhaps help me.
3. Well, they'd be alive since those in commie countries wouldn't be starving.

lmfao I got a helicopter for my captcha. anyways, here's my lewd request (below)

"I want to tickle your belly button from the inside."

>>742157786
How do they need to lose weight? They don't look at all overweight or in the need of losing weight.

>>742157650
Honestly, having a before and after pic would be nice once the revy cosplay happens

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>>742157786
tits or gtfo I know I know

>>742157650
Yes, no pressure though, we're all out of shape losers here.

>inb4 "speak for yourself"

>>742157786
OP, is that a picture of you?

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>>742157705
This is true

Everyone!! Threads close to 404. Im gonna do plane bros request next but save your requests i didnt get to and email them to [email protected] or wait for the next thread an hour from now and repost
>>742156729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JrsqVS71jV

Also heres an old pic of me with long hair. My short hair makes me look dopey at the length its at

>>742157881
Nips when?

>>742157881
if those are your tits, you've been blessed. Sugoi Revy.

>>742157650
Una bendición por los vivos, una rama de flor por los muertos.
Con una espada por la justicia, un castigo de muerte para los malvados.
Así llegaremos en el altar de los santos.

>>742157881
Thats not her

>>742157918
You look way better with long hair, not even lying.

>>742157899
Yep!
>>742157919
Maybe when I do cosplay. A little birdy told me to make sexy cosplay pics patreon only but that's counter to what im trying to do here

>>742157981
Well tell that little bird he is a faggot

>>742157981
I love cosplay!

>>742157919
>>742157968
Yeah. I had short hair for a long ass time because of pretty bad gender dysphoria. Its gotten better with meds and counseling though

>>742157918
Thanks buddy,
Catch you later.

>>742158034
Everyone loves cosplay but only when done well.

>>742157786
There are another 3 pics of revy idk where i saved those

>>742157981
why not just do a patreon for donations in general?

>>742157918
>Got skipped despite being above plane guys post


Oh ok

>>742158086
This, or you could have or a gofundme.

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>>742157965
Nah ive got "floppy tits" as >>742157786 Magneto here put it in an alice thread.
Fan service before 404
I really dont mind showing my body for the enjoyment of other anons but i think I look bad and id rather pictures of me be flattering.

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>>742158170
>and id rather pictures of me be flattering.

>>742158170
I don't give a fuck, I MUST see your nipples at some point, your body type doesn't even bother me.

>>742156618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z9t479gk2n