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ITT we post problems/worries about your girlfriend do you think

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ITT we post problems/worries about your girlfriend
do you think is there any fix for them?
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>>742092205
My problem is that she won't agree to let a dog fuck her. I've had 3 ex gfs wife tried it and she won't
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>>742093248
Mine won't let her horse fuck her.
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>>742093412
I can sympathize. My ex sucked a pony once, was fucking hot
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>>742092205
I'm about to dump mine if she doesn't fucking learn how to eat chips with her mouth closed
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>>742093514
Defo a deal breaker.
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>>742093412
Mine wouldn't get in a time machine and do it with a titanosaur Argentinosaurus huinculensis.
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>>742093593
Flat out telling her and now giving her the stink eye haven't worked. Imma about to slap the shit out of her hand next time she does it.
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>>742093490
That is hot. I'd love to see her naked under her horse and I would help push it's huge tool inside her pussy. I'm sure she'd make it cum to.
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>>742093682
Lol
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I don't see it as much of a problem for me.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for about 3 years and 9 months now. She is super committed to this relationship, and seems to love me a lot more than I love her. I have to lie to her about things like how much money I spend, and occasionally doing drugs, because she is from the country and doesn't understand these things. She has grown up in such a sheltered environment that she doesn't really understand how the world works, and it feels like I need to hold her hand through everything, which I end up just doing for her out of frustration. She has now moved to the city, and is living in a sharehouse, finishing an apprenticeship and saving money for a house, but she has no idea how to be an adult, because she is immature and naive to a great extreme. But I can manage, I have control issues anyway, so actually having someone to control, who loves me unconditionally makes it easy for me. I'm definitely somewhere on the spectrum (though I've never been tested) and she doesn't seem to notice.
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>>742092205
Nice pic of my gf
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>>742093870
More?
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>>742093678
You just can't tell them can you.
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>>742093870
>>742093978
Nah cba
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>>742093870
...how old is she?
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>>742093870
nice third nipple
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>>742094027
Any source on this, that bitch is well fit
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>>742093870
lel

what do you do with nipples like those? my gf has similar nipples but always says they're really sensitive so I can't really twist or pinch or bite them in any fun way. your gf the same?
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My gf won't perform in a big gangbang. I don't know why she has a free pass to do it.
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>>742093756
seek help
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>>742094027
>>742094034
19
>>742094054
It's a mole lol
>>742094092
Yeah she's my gf, posted her many times before, she's posted pics of herself too
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>>742092205
have sex with GF about 1 a month... has really no desire but wants to get married.

What do?
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>>742094229
Yep I think I need it.
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>>742094241
Any new pics?
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>>742094144
She loves me sucking then, but when they're touched to much she feels depressed for a very short period time after, I think it's a problem other women experience
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>>742094263
Wants to get married after 1 month, but is frigid and doesn't want to have sex? I'd honestly end it dude. That shit will plague your mind like an insanity. Best to find a new relationship with a girl who waits a little longer into the relationship before dumping her purse all over your life.
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>>742094027
fuck, this is the girl with worms in her ass. I can see it in this pic. This ain't your girlfriend, these pics are old as.
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>>742094596
Looool what are you talking about worms? I know the pic you're talking about tho I've seen it many times. She's obvs my gf, I just posted timestamped pics
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>>742094724
Continue posting Op
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>>742094967
I'm not OP but I'll post more
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>>742094724
This is what I'm talking about. Definite fucking worms there. Also this girl is significantly younger than the girl in your timestamps
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>>742094499
We'll we've actually been together for a few years but only have sex once a month... and wants mArriage
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>>742095061

Virgin detected.
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>>742095061 are you fucking retarded?
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>>742095061
It's a bit of skin on her ass pleb, and nah she's 19 in all of the pics in this thread
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>>742095133
Yeah roight. Lets you take as many nudes of her as you want...shaves her vag and ass YET is frigid enough to only want sex once a month? I don't buy any of this bullshit OP
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my girlfriend of 10 months is starting to get annoying ever since we've been living together.

Also she gets pissed whenever i try to hang out with friends because she hates being left at home.

Shes into me too much and i lost my love for her it feels i feel so fucked up but we've been fighting every time we see each other really
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>>742095203
>>742095156
>>742095133
Nice samefagging.
OP confirmed bullshitter
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>>742095362
shes also a solid 9/10 also

pic very much related
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>>742092205
I've got a problem. I think that my gf doesn not exist.
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>>742095362
Welcome to the real world. There's no such thing as being equally into each other.
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>>742095362
I Think your issue was moving in with a girl you've only known for 10 months. Now you'll feel trapped.

>>742095461
Looks aren't everything. In all honesty, she sounds needy and you're better off alone than with someone who tries to control you.
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>>742095461
post more?

I think you two just need to have more sex
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Funny how OP went quiet after being confirmed a bullshitter. OP's can be such fags.
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>>742093678
Tell me about it!!! My missus calls herself "the mother of dragons" but the moment I suggest she fucks a dragon she's got excuses. 7 kingdoms this, Westeros that. Bitch. Just fuck a different species for me already. These bithes be so unreasonable.
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>>742095584
thats what i didnt think was true until just recently

>>742095632
yea but she goes back to her families place every now and then but still its too much. yea shes pretty needy

just doesnt seem like controlling because she doesnt say dont hang out with friends she just makes it a huge implication that i shouldnt

just sucks because she'll be mad at me for stupid shit then would get over it and its irritating but i might just end it. shes gone for a few weeks tho is a phone call not respectful

>>742095769
ask and ye shall receive, nah we bang enough but shes no freak
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>>742095850
any vagoo shots?
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>>742096057
nope she doesnt do that for some reason
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>>742094241
wow. she looks legit like my gf, only that her pussy looks worse, sadly.
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>>742095307
>>742095363
Not sure who your replying to. I don't get nudes or get to take them. She doesn't shave she trims tho. And. Yes out of the years we've dated fuck once a month
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>>742096302
Pic of your gfs pussy
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>>742095850
Manipulation is the worst kind of controlling. Makes you feel guilty instead of straight up telling you what they're really thinking. If she's doing that now, It's only going to get worse with time. believe me, End it now.
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>>742095850
over the phone is cool. Tell her it's over because of some part of her body (fingernails, hands, feet, wrist, ect), trick is to make her believe it so she's self conscious over literally nothing.
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>>742092205
name`s not Laura by chance? I´ve know a similar looking Girl I went to primary school with,
age would be in that range...
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>>742096553
I wouldn't get my hopes up, OP has no idea who the girl in the photo is.
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>>742096391
thats exactly what it is like for example i will say im going out with friends and then she'll be upset that im going out and say shes just pissed shes going to be home alone and then wont stop texting me non stop as im out about how shitty i am to leave her home alone blah blah blah

>>742096415
why cant i just tell it how it is?
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>>742096553
>>742096687
She's my gf, her name isn't Laura
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>>742096829
MOAR PLZ
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>>742096829
Bournemouth?
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>>742096829
BUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT.
Only has sex once a month and lets you take pics and shaves her vag. If she was that frigid she's either autistic or you're so full of shit, it's coming out your ass
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>>742093870
>>742094027
>>742094241
hey anon I saved pics of your GF too from a thread a few hours ago. please post more, I've already jerked off to her and would like to do so again
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>>742096829
>>742096942
Nah
>>742097155
What are you talking about frigid? What makes you think she's frigid?>>742097155
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>>742095362
wife and i fight all the time and by fights i mean squabbles(a noisy quarrel about something petty or trivial.) its fun in fact i met my wife listening to her talk about abortion i think and i went devils advocate for fun and the next time i saw her in town she immediately flowed to me...Shes my second wife and im only 29 both women asked me to marry them and i said yes to both because why the fuck not lets play house. I believe all women are idiots you will NEVER find the Perfect one. the best you can hope for is someone that means well has a good attitude about ilfe and puts out more than not
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>>742092205
My girlfriend just started chemotherapy to try to fix her B-cell lymphoma. Got a fat tumour in her chest.
Should be an 80% chance of curing it they say, but she's also got a 50% risk of losing her fertility... and that'd be the worst because if she's the one then I'd absolutely wanna have kids with her.
Also she's going to lose all her hair and possibly have other side effects. It's a bit worrying
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>>742092205
Make her your sex slave. It's the only option.
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>>742095362
try 5 years of this shit then getting married for another 5.
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>>742098013
If you love her you'd stick with her, she needs you in this times, don't be the real cancer
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>>742098013
You really want to have a kid with a cancer survivor? I'd dump the bitch ASAP. You'd be doing yourself a favor, will save you a lot of heartbreak, nothing worse than having a child waste away from cancer.
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>>742098013
How you treat her now pretty much decides how she'll treat you if you get seriously ill
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>>742098160>>742098338

I'm doing everything I can for her right now. But like this guy said >>742098233 after it's over I still need to worry about myself and my future
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>>742093862
Eh, guess i can relate. My wife is so fucking naive sometimes i just tell her what to fucking do. She consents because otherwise, she wouldn't have a clue.
That, and she insists on being sodomized, so i wonder if she plays stupid on purpose.
I just enjoy.
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>>742092205
My girl enjoys drinking out with her friends, I don't. She's younger, has younger friends that I don't mix with. Have no idea what she does when shes out besides drink and meet people, I've made shit clear that if anything surfaces I'm dipping. Still hate the fact that I have no control over what happens, what do?
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>>742098617
Maybe try to go with her sometime and find people in there who you can talk to. It'd be good to have an insider to let you know if anything's happening, cause otherwise you have no idea. If it's a real drag go on MDMA or something so it's a bit more fun, maybe
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Found out girlfriend really likes seeing other girls being fucked by dogs. Caught her watching before we had sex.
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>>742098617
Dont allow her to go out, what the fuck is wrong with you? If you are in a relationship, there is no reason to go out drinking. Stop being a cuck
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>>742098870
This is the part that kinda trips me out, I've never given a fuck about a relationship, often times I just end up feeling like I'd drop the bitch if anything would happen
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How do I convince my gf to let me cum on her tits?
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>>742098617
My ex was like this. Either tell her to stop or let you tag along when she does. If she says no, dump her.
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>>742099029
Yes she says she's not interested. It's the "intensity" of it that gets her off and that she never would
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>>742098338
>>742098396
This isn't true. Not everyone is a fucking vengeful sociopath. I treat women as good as I feel like treating them and I don't feel like being a fucking nurse. My girlfriend is a nurturer though so she babies me when I'm sick.
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My wife's son has been a real troublemaker lately
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>>742099150
Alright, that's all I needed, thanks.
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>>742099219
How old is he?
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>>742099304
16, his real dad is in prison
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>>742098617
I was in the same shoes. I was 28, she was still in college, and the company she kept (up to 11 years younger than me) just wasn't for me.

Whenever she goes out, you should go out too. Not necessarily to do the same shit, just whatever. You need to show her that you can have a good time without her just like she can without you.

Remember that you are only exclusive in a romantic relationship, she still has every right to be "shared" between you and her friends.
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>>742093756
Words cannot express my disappointment in the human race
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>>742099150
You are underage.
You never had a relationship.
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>>742099470
thats because you didnt know "horse" is a metaphor for a black gentleman
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>>742092205
The biggest problem I have with my gf is that she seems to be nonexistent?
Dunno what I'm doing wrong, really.
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Past 3 gfs have ended up being into beast. Learned this after had got with them. Is that now a common thing?
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Pretty sure she's noticed her ex even though they broke up years ago and she found out he was a married man and she was his side bitch. The idea of that is incredibly insulting to me.
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>>742100014
You just seem to attract the type. I have a similar problem only much worse. Not just in person, but even online, I seem to befriend faggots, who will try to... err... "get together" with me, and I hate faggots.
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>>742101404
It's whatever as long as I'm not replaced lol
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>>742101534
attaboi

I need to figure out how to get rid of the faggots without sounding so homophobic I scare away the chicks who wouldn't tolerate that shit.
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>>742096829
any more with her face?
Looks like someone I know
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I am a kind of anon that needs to feel loved all the time, pretty much faggots. Furthermore I give my all to treat my gf as good as I can by texting her, giving her all of my attention and so on. However my gf is sometimes cold as fuck and somehow not understanding. How do I change it /b/? How do I make her more loving without being a fucking manipulating jerk?
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>>742097282
More of that hairy pussy ? Trimmed/patch/landing strip...
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>>742102237
see
>>742095584
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>>742092205
the problem with my girlfriend?
My right hand hurts too much, lol
i'm going to die forever alone
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>>742102237
Find a hobby that doesn't involve suffocating your girlfriend. You may be her boyfriend but she has obligations besides stroking your cock and friends she had before you.
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>>742101404
I seem to have a problem with attracting legitimately crazy fat girls. >>742101042
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>>742102742
The thing is we are having a distance relationship now. She said that she needs my love the most in times like this but she does not give it back. That's why I want to solve this problem without shitty games like pretending to not care or killing my time to forget about her.
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>>742102840
Well, one faggot who hit on me 3 years ago had a friend who was a girl, and she was interested in me. Of course she was a hamplanet who only sent me 10 year old pictures of her former, slim self. It was a total bait and switch. Needless to say I didn't even meet her a second time, and she was totally butthurt. They are delusional like that.
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>>742103078
How much distance are we talking about and for how long?
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>>742096829

shes my GF too OP
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>>742103278

mine too OP
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hey thats my girlfriend in these pics
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>>742103278
wanna bet?
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>>742103257
About 500km, moved to another country. I plan to stay here for another 3-4 years, but also visiting each other is not out of the question. Actually she is coming to my place in like 2 weeks.
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>>742092205
She wont let my black friend fuck her
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>>742103278
u have a set of her? if so pls make an imgur album
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She says that the next time I consume drugs recreationally (weed, lsd) she will break up with me. Thing is, I'm not even a stoner. Most I ever smoked was once a week
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>>742103441
You need to have a more permanent arrangement, otherwise I give it 18 months tops.
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>>742103463
thats my GIRLFRIEND youre talking about /b/ro!!!
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My wife doesn't promised me a threesome when we started dating, now she has changed her mind.
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She is seeing another man, he lives with us and literally gets more attention than me. Pic related b should I kill a cat?
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>>742103521
so now she wants one?
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>>742103521
Fuuck dude. That sucks
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>>742103501
Betting is fine unless we talk about relationships. People like to amaze each other, I wasn't expecting her to be willing to try distance relationship. That's why I am asking for ways to make her more loving. I want to keep her without getting cucked
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Is it gay if you suck your homies dick after he just fucked a girl?
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>>742103641
the first post was wrong, she wanted one, now she doesn't. what should i do?
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>>742103669
Like I said, 18 months. Been there, done that. No amount of frequent visits will keep the relationship alive, if you being together is an arrangement, an appointment, instead of something natural.
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>>742103324
please more, ass prefered!
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>>742103324
MOAR
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I was at my friends house and my best friend fucked my gf, thing is we went home together and I'm not sure what I should do.
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>>742092205
Won't let me shave her cunt
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>>742103804
What do u mean by arrangement? Do I have to set an aim with her or smth?
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>>742104038
You can't have a romantic relationship based on a schedule, it doesn't work. It's that simple.
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>>742095295
pretty nice pussy
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How do you know when it's time to break up?
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Should I break up now that I know she gets off to dog cock?
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Girlfriend doesn't want to give blow jobs. Says she had guys ruin it for her and that she thinks she can't do it well so won't even try.
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>>742104347
Forgot to mention that she requires that I eat her out
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>>742104344
If she or any of her friends have a dog then yeah you definitely should because you're getting Rover's slops.
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>>742104532
Stop eating her until she can return the favor back
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>>742104607
Says she doesn't do it. Only watches videos
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>>742104628
Is that really the best way to handle it? I actually really enjoy doing it for her so I'd be losing out if I stopped as well.
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>>742103278
>>742103300
>>742103324
What are you retards on about? I'm sitting next to her right now. I don't get why people keep saying she's their girlfriend lol
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>>742104679
Anon is right, if she doesn't give oral, you aren't obligated to give oral. Completely beside the point if you like doing it, if she doesn't do it, you stop doing it.
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>>742104762
have her spread her pussy
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>>742104677
>Says she doesn't do it.
Oh shit, why didn't you say so before? That's the crucial detail because women never lie about their relationship and sexual history to avoid looking like monsters.
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>>742104762
They're just envious, OP.
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>>742104855
Kek. This dude is right you know
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>>742104762
please post more of her body and face, I've jerked off to her and it was 10/10. I love her Slavic/Moravian face and her fierce eyeliner game.
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>>742103850
You really need us to guide you through it? Just fucking dump her already, with no explanation.
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>>742095488
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>>742104762
shopped
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>>742104133
It worked with me, I live in a city 2 hours away from my gf. I see her every weekend but sometimes we don't see each other for like 3 weeks. She visits me sometimes so it's fine. We've been like that for a year and we started out like that.If you guys love each other, it will work.
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>>742103386
>wanna bet?
there is no wagering at 4chan
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>>742104762
>>742104843
>>742104909
>>742104943
She's British/Dutch so I understand the European look, I only have old photos sorry. We will take some soon, we've been busy recently
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>>742104855
Just saying what she says. Claims to have no interest in actually doing it. Not sure if that makes it any better
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>>742104920
I came here to tell the truth and chew bubblegum if you know what I'm saying.
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>>742105230
1: 2 hours away is fucking nothing, you can chat and agree to meet in 3
2: 1 year is all fine and dandy, but shit starts going south without you even realizing literally, and I mean literally from one day to the next. Women never talk about their issues with their partner, they reach a decision to dump you without you ever knowing there was an issue that could've been solved if she voiced it.
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>>742105317
I know, I completely understand that; I'm just saying that women are huge fucking liars and you can't really take what they say seriously when it comes to anything surrounding relationships or sex.
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>>742104954
he's not wrestling on whether to dump her... he's wrestling on admitting he's a cuckold.
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My gewfrond is 22 n she no like to play pickle dippers. I ask her y no pickledippers and she say hasmir, pickle dipper illegal in country. Broes how do I make gewfrond do pickle dippers?

pic is hur
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>>742105262
creampie her and post pics of her engorged labia
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>>742105470
So what should I do?
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>>742105262
is it that time consuming to take a picture?
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>>742105647
she's cute anon, all she needs to do now is exist
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>>742105419
That's what I'm trying to deal with. I'm looking at it with a realistic point of view and I know that we won't last as much as we think. It has to end sometime (It's my first relationship, I'm 20).
I'm pretty fucking conservative on relationships and when I'm single I go out and fuck as much as I want but I keep loyal. Any advice? I don't wanna get fucked over by this girl.
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>>742105262
>>742105684
>>742105702
We're watching tv and we've drunk a bit, honestly cba sorry
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>>742095295
>ass pleb
What's an ass pleb?
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>>742105694
Well if evidence is what you really need that will be difficult because it'd involve some fairly invasive and illegal use of hidden cameras. So I'll just say this:
Have you ever actually watched one of those videos of a woman fucked by a dog before? Maybe even just a part of one? Of course you have; everybody sees one on the internet now and then whether they want to or not. But here's where it gets interesting: I'll bet you've seen bits from many of them and I'll bet that every one you saw had a different woman in it, didn't it?
There sure is a startling amount of women that are prepared to get fucked by a dog on camera, showing their face and all, isn't there? Now imagine how many women are out there that would fuck a dog, but are just too ashamed for it to become public knowledge.
>You are now accutely aware that there are loads of women out there who would totally fuck a dog.
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>>742105966
>We're watching tv
>and still shitposting on 4plebs
Confirmed phony.
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>>742105855
Everything I know about you I could write down on a post-it with a crayon, I can only tell you whether what I already know about your situation usually works or not. Can't give advice on unknown factors.
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>>742103850
Nah, you can't be this clueless.
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>>742106417
He looks like a spic Ciaran Hinds.
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>>742103850
Dump your friend. Then the girlfriend will know you found out. At the same time you can keep being a pathetic cuck and keep her. If she wants to, after she's been found out.
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My wife's boyfriend doesn't like me. Should I invite him to a bar to attempt to bond with him?
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>>742106224
Is it bad that she likes it
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>>742106815
How have you not established that yet you spac?
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>>742092205
love that snatch
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>>742105966
>>742106257
Do you understand what it's like to get up and take pictures? I'm on my phone every so often seeing what plebs like you are posting
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>>742106767
>Then the girlfriend will know you found out
Did you even read his bait post?
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>>742107021
Yes I did.
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>>742106257
>people who tell you they can or are alternating between activities are liars
This really seems like more of an indictment of you than them... Fucking numpty.
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She loves lesbian strapon videos. The more bimbo like the better. But claims she's not bi. Seems like a bi thing to me
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>>742107088
Oh, so you don't have reading comprehension then. Okay; just establishing where exactly your horrendous shortcoming occured.
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>>742107197
Like you don't have a way with words? The composition of your sentences is fucking terrible. And I still don't see how his girlfriend won't find out that he knows if he makes a scene at his "best friend". They fuck but don't talk? I don't understand mongoloid logic so please, as the expert, enlighten me...
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>>742107726
>I was at my friends house and my best friend fucked my gf
>I was at my friends house and
He was there; they know that he knows. Well, you know; if the story were actually real.
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>>742107140
>Implying you can't take a fucking picture while watching tv
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>>742108031
Unless you live in a tent, there are multiple rooms. He didn't have to be present while they were fucking, and they wouldn't have necessarily noticed him noticing them by accident.

Idiot...
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>>742094241
Does she live in ontario Canada??
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>>742108214
If he had said something about maybe a party or another big event going on then I'd be with you; but he just mentioned the three of them. So I'm sticking with they know that he knows and just don't give a fuck... Again, if the story were real and all that.
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Here are my worries.

She's been getting lots of bladder infections in recent months. As a result we have less and less sex. Used to be about multiple times a day, about 3 days a week. For about 3 years. Pretty much 10/10 sex life. Now it's down to once a week, or sometimes no penetration for a month, cause of the infections. It's damaging our relationship more than I'd think it would, more than I feel comfortable with. We've lost doing our crazy kinks and adventurous sexual sides. Instead we have to be super carefull and there is not even a slight chance of anything hardcore or it'll be a definite infection on the way. She's frustrated and so am I. She can't fully enjoy sex anymore as we used to. Sex life is now about 6/10 I guess...

She should drink less and stop smoking. Her doctors told her it would help greatly, but she's not changing her behavior. wat do?
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>>742108082
No, actually; I didn't imply anything of that sort in my post. You may have inferred it, but everything I wanted to convey was explicitly stated.
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>>742109363
Demand anal sex.
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>>742098233
This. Breast cancer risk increases if the women in your family have it.

Dont give your future kids breast cancer
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>>742109654
>10/10 sex life
We've done anal regularly whenever we felt like it. Problem is, even during anal my dick still rubs her inner parts and causes stress. It's all incredibly sensitive. Anal sometimes still causes vaginal stress, inner irritated and wounded skin, easy for bacteria to settle and cause infections.
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>>742109363
Tell her you haven't had a good fuck in ages and that if she doesn't either reign in the vices or find some other way to fix her broken cunt you're leaving her.
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>>742110066
Isit thrush? and do you use condoms?
Men can get thrush too and if not treated it can be like a carousel because usually the doctors only treat the women
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>>742109363
Is this a picture of your girlfriend?
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>>742110090
More or less what it comes down to I suppose. I've been with her for close to 4 years and love her to death, so I'd never say such a thing. But it has crossed my mind, to be honest.

Point is, if this nonsense could simple sort itself out, I could get back to my happy shitposting 10/10 sex life. Instead I'm in this thread, hoping for better times.
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>>742110446
I suppose the other thing to consider is that it could be the shitty cirucmstances that are kind of driving her to continue to drink and smoke so much. If so that's a vicious cycle. But yeah it looks like you're thin on options and for whatever it's worth all jokes and cunty behaviour aside I do feel for you.
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>>742094263
Having someone with a different sex drive than you is a huge thing. It ends a lot of relationships.
I settled for marriage once I found a girl who is always horny (I don't keep up with her) and is broadly into the same things I am.
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>>742109363
If she doesn't want to change herself tell her that you cant be with her. You want someone you can grow with that you both can better each other. Tell her you want to grow old with each other, but dont feel like you can cause of the way she treats her body and that its getting worst. Be an adult about this and dont mince words. If she doesnt want to change her nasty habits for the doctors, herself, or you then leave her ass. Or dont and live your life with this L
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>>742098987
There's no convincing. Just do it. Women like men who looks like they know what they're doing.
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>>742099384
Smart decision dating her. Have you checked if the guy isn't a crazy fucker who'll escape and kill you?
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>>742110306
It's not thrush (atleast not as far as I know), it's a common bladder infection caused by bacteria like e.coli, though in her case it's been diagnosed to be a different bacteria.

We've now started using condoms, seems to help a bit, but we're actually not sure anymore.

The carousel thing was explained to us by a friend though, we have a new appointment with her gynaecologist soon. I'll bring this up.

>>742110411
Nah, but looks pretty accurate.

>>742110765
She's easily influenced by her friend, constant partying, drinking, smoking, irresponsible behavior. I can say no at nights out, she can't.

>>742110897
You make a fair point. I've thought about this exact harsh truth for a while.
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>>742098987
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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>>742111326
>She's easily influenced by her friend, constant partying, drinking, smoking, irresponsible behavior. I can say no at nights out, she can't.
I kind of hate myself for saying this, but this seems to be pointing more towards things never getting any better and you eventually leaving her anyway.
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>>742101994
A "Thanks for the compliments, but I'm straight" usually works for me
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>>742092205
Together 3 years
>live together
>coming up to 2 months no sex
>sex is the same all the time anyway
>no blowjobs
>need to plead and bargain for handjobs when super horny, maybe 50% of the time I get it
>3 days ago went all angry when I asked for anything intimate
I have been trying to make a point by not touching her even small hug kiss or anything and she hasn't even noticed I'm doing it, basically sums up the intimacy. Very frustrating. Problem is I'm ready to settle and have kids and shit soon.
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>>742098987
Make sure to get her close to or at the point of an orgasm. If she's at or around her climax, tell her what's about to happen, as you take your dick out and cum on her. Be a man about. Own it. Show her how this sexual relationship works. Dominance is key. She'll love you for it. 9 out of 10 women are like this, whether they'd like to admit it or not.
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>>742100014
It's always been common. Women want to fuck dogs and horses. They're mentally ill.
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>>742103485
Stoner detected
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>>742111477
Whoops, meant to say friends, not friend. We're all close to 30 years old now. Too many of em are stuck in the idea that they can drink and party forever, without maturing the fuck up, and toning it down a notch.

But I'm curious though, why does it point to things never getting better in your opinion?
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>>742103521
lol
I liked the whay she didn't promised something and then changed her mind.
Don't worry. Everybody who promises something has already not promised before.
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>>742111800
>Get dubs
>Waste them on not undestanding a topic
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>>742092205
I am bored as fuck with her. Almost 7 years and I am so fucking bored. Fight the urge to cheat all the time but I don't have a good reason to end our relationship aside from "I want to fuck other girls."
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>>742092205
shes gorgeous but grow some hairs on her upper lip. How the fuck do I get her to wax it more often? She does it now but I want her to do it more.
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>>742094241
No dude. That's a 3rd nipple. One of my (dude) friends has one too. It's exactly that size and color, and in the same place too. It's a 3rd fuckin nipple. Its fine, but it's not a mole, it's a nipple.
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>>742104269
When you don't know if you should
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>>742095061
As a guy who loves to eat ass, I can say that this is completely normal for a butthole. It's just the way it's formed where there's one piece of skin that's a little longer.
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my girlfriend gives fucking atrocious head
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>>742111899
Because peer pressure is always difficult to break away from. Especially when it's a woman turning away from her friends in favour of a man. If your gf is anything like every other woman I've ever met, then her place in the social heirarchy of her friends and the opinions they hold of her is one of the most important things in her life. You're important too, I'm sure; but you may find that you come second to that.
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>>742111544
same here anon. no idea wat to do either.
anyone?
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>>742111544
>>742112221
Either she's just lost interest in the sex/feels she doesn't need to do it to keep you happy anymore or she's just cheating on you. Either way it sounds like you're performing all the boyfriend duties while receiving none of the boyfriend benefits. You should dump them.
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>>742096302
>he said as he tipped his feathered fedora ever so slightly
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>>742098160
That was beautiful, anon.
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>>742107167
She's as lesbian as a guy who watches traps.
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>>742112113
Do you use any kind of barrier? How do you find the taste? Do you/does she prepare in some way or do you just dive in when the moment takes you?
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My girl's mind has been poisoned by some tards she works with. She used to be easy going and even though she identified as a feminist she was never a pain in the ass about it. A girl once said she didn't want to vote in the city elections because all the candidates were white men and my girl said "what's wrong with men?" She was actually all for equality and didn't assume everything is racism.

Now everything's about how women need allies and as a person of colour she sees racism every day even though she works for the fucking government and literally got her job because she's a minority and a woman. She works almost exclusively with female POCs and they just sit there trading ridiculous leftist ideologies that I now have to listen to.

Did you guys know that white people get their jobs with the government just because they're white but the POCs had to work much harder to get it and they work much harder than the whites. That's just capitalism. All the while explaining why diversity hires are important and needed... Right after talking about how those with merit are the ones who advance.

Someone cut in front of her in line? It was a racist white woman. Those white people in management? Got those jobs because they were white. It's important to acknowledge your privilege every day.

I'm losing my mind.
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>>742112557
Barrier? No man, I like to rim, not lick a dishwashing glove. She has to be clean and there really is no taste, it's just the feeling on your tongue that's so great. Maybe I've been lucky but every girl I've been with has had a clean, stink-free ass. If there's ever a whiff of something I just don't do it.
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>>742112714
Gotta watch out for that whiff of shit.
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no fix for girlfriends....when you leave another comes in....watch their eyes...they wander...their looking......FACT!...women always looking for...BETTER!...but they will take your money...give you some ass!....then gone!....they figure money and ass...we are..even!....no such thing as...HEART!...lesson learned!...chapter 2.
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>>742112714
Well fucking good on you. I myself have never eaten arse, but am obviously curious and I applaud your efforts.
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>>742112892
The foreign guy is sadly right.
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>>742112903
Just get the fuck in there, brother. They love it, there are a lot of nerve ending back there.
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>>742113004
Knowing my luck the next woman who's interested in me will be a disgusting bridge troll with a bad case of swamp arse.
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>>742112337
My gf is just not as horny like when we first started seeing eachother I knew as we would have sex once a week compared to my ex which was once or twice a day with blowjobs in between, but she was a slut and my current gf is not. I guess that's the trade off.
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>>742112153
Fair point. I can definitely see how that lines up with her situation. I hope she slowly breaks away from these friends though. She wants to settle and make bigger steps in life. Her friends are way behind and simply lack the discipline to create nice lives for themselves. It might be a matter of time, and I think it could go either way. She might follow her friends into being a useless drunk, or actually settle and grow a more stable life.

...In which case we might be able to return to fucking like wild animals. It's interesting how much tender and crazy aggresive intimacy plays such a big part in keeping a relationship healthy. So many aspects of our functioning and mental state are controlled by those primal urges.
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>>742111979
Man, what makes you happier? Some fucking weed or her?
Make up your mind, if she isn't into it, don't hide it.
I'd be pissed if my gf used drugs sometimes.

I've dumped a few because of simple cigarettes
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post more feet
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>>742112570
>My girl's mind has been poisoned by some tards she works with.
At first I kek'd.

Then I felt bad.
Sorry for you anon, this kind of shit is unfixable
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