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As a p-psychologist anything! If you need kind words, a l-loving

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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As a p-psychologist anything!

If you need kind words, a l-loving hug, or help w-with dealing with the effects of seroquel on your erections, I'm h-here for you Anonymous!

Don't s-suffer in s-silence.
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what are the effects of seroquel on my erections
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>>742058032
T-tends to cause priapism or prolonged erections! That m-means you can go multiple rounds (directly to the hospital to have blood forcibly withdrawn from your penis).
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>>742057991
Good Morning, Sunshine. I hope life is treating you well, and thank you for all that you do.
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>>742058104
It's q-quite a good morning, Moonbeam <4
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>>742058091
where can i get seroquel
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Why does dad hit me so hard
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>>742058141
A d-doctor, if you h-have one of the mental conditions that r-requires treatment.

It has a lot of side effects; if you don't have bipolar or schizophrenia, you don't want it!

>>742058154
Go to the police if your dad hits you
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Dead hours, huh?
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>>742057991
What do you think about the protests in Virginia?
>my gf wants to go to war and kill blacks, wtf
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Here
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>>742058619
*blinks slowly* S-sounds like your girlfriend is k-kind of a piece of shit.
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>>742058681
And what's your take on the protests?
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what an awful thread
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>psychoLOGist
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>>742058681
She is the most amazing woman ever, I was taken aback by how fucking racist she is.
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>>742057991
I want to die but lack the nerve to kill myself, how do I grow balls?
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>>742058745
It's n-not that bad. Had w-worse.

>>742058743
M-my take? I don't l-live in Virginia, s-so I have no opinion. Besides Nazi's being a default enemy in FPS's for a reason....

>>742058799
D-doesn't look so amazing from m-my vantage point, but I'm half Japanese Anonymous. I know exactly h-how poorly America can t-treat a slice of t-the rainbow when it comes to brass tacks.

>>742058832
Why d-do you want to die, Anonymous? *wraps her arms tightly around you*
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>>742058875
Lol where do you live?
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>>742058699
I thought it was a good morning?
I'm only going to have a good morning if i keep off /b/ until noon. The world is just disappointing today.
>>742058769
Please come back if you or anyone you know needs help to stop eating their own poop.
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>>742057991
Despite the similarities between "homo" and "psycho", being a fag doesn't make you a psychologist
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>>742057991
Should I stop having a long distance relationship?
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>>742057991
Why do you talk like a spastic?
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>>742058921
NYC, b-before that NJ, then PA f-for a bit, then NJ again....b-before that Germany, then Japan.

>>742058948
So w-why are you here then?!

>>742058974
I'm, at b-best, a lesbian, not a fag.

>>742058985
*blinks* I n-need more information than that, Anonymous.
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>>742058875
It features you and BC.
At least revy is here, that's an upside.
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how do i make myself want to talk to people
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>>742059007
I d-don't. I've known q-quite a few spastics; they don't t-talk like this.
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>>742058875
She's still amazing. Even though she's racist as FUCK she still eats Sushi
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>>742057991
OP, why are you roleplaying as an anime girl?
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>>742059013
So you're back in NJ now? Why?
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>>742059028
Who the fuck is BC?
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>>742059028
D-don't know who that second person is, b-but what is your beef against me?

>>742059029
I f-first thought that was a fish lady split between two tall boxes. What a w-weird picture.

Can you g-go into more detail? It s-sounds like you have social anxiety, which would b-be best treated by therapy.

>>742059054
I'm n-not.

>>742059074
No, I'm in NYC r-right now.

>>742059043
Would b-be a deal breaker for m-me Anonymous. But I'm not you <4
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>>742059030
Your imaginary friends?
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>>742057991
why can't your field ever agree on anything
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>>742057991
Why do we exist?
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>>742057991
So whats with the stutter? Not trying to out you I'm just curious
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>>742059108
How do you afford the NYC rent? I heard the dems there raise price of everything.
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>>742059108
Nothing in particular, you just seem supremely uninteresting.
The "look at me" stuttering is a big turnoff
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what's your go-to "rebuttal analysis" of people who point out that psychology is not a science
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OP I recently fucked myself up on a peddle bike(2 months ago) still pretty rekt, how do I psychologically get my ass back on a bike? I have like mini PTSD flash backs when I sit on the fucking seat.
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>>742059108
So you're saying I should break up with her?
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>>742059142
S-same reason chemists c-can't agree on the specifics of certain kinds of aromic bonds.

Shit is hard man.

>>742059146
Question is invalid.

>>742059167
*blinks slowly* B-because I have a good job.
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>>742057991
About two weeks ago, i felt so fucking great. it was unreal how awesome it was man, just smiling all the time, laughing at everything, felt like i could do anything. Now im super depressed for no particular reason, constantly think about suicide and just ending it all, but i can't come up with a solid reason why. The only reason i dont is because i know i'll feel better eventually :DDDDD
And then there's this chick i met two weeks ago who's pretty cool, i thought she was really into me, but im having doubts now man. what makes me better than all the other dudes trying to get her?
fuck man, i have so much shit to do at uni as well, but i feel like i've learned nothing in three years here. but i've wasted so much time and money on this that i may as well finish it, as there is literally nothing i really enjoy doing (apart from playing guitar, but realistically i can't make money from that).
I can't be myself around anyone on account of being incredibly racist, sexist, etc etc whatever "ist" word you want to call me. Gotta keep everything you feel inside brah :DD
Probably just bitching about nothing, but it's real frustrating.
All g, i'll sort it out bb :D
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Why do you type in stutters and what do you think it says about you as a person?
Got anxiety?
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>>742059171
S-sorry, that's not why I d-do this.

>>742059163
It's a homage t-to the original Alice of 2008

>>742059194
T-the fact it is part of STEM.

>>742059218
Not m-my call. I would, but you aren't me.

>>742059201
*blinks slowly* Are you physically injured still?
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>>742057991
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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>>742059279
Already explained.

>>742059260
It s-sounds like you had mania and t-then fell back to depression.

Have you been to a doctor? Could be a sign of latent bipolar.
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>>742059148
I'm saying you talk like you have severe autism.
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>>742059283
So what kinda girl or boy would you be interested in?
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>>742059331
S-someone who I c-could fucking talk shop with. I've g-got no one who actually knows how to program here!
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>>742057991
Evolution or creation?
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>>742059283
okay, so do you prefer penus or the vajynah
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>>742059108
ive booked a therapy appointment but they never called back
kind of starting to give up for the moment
my antidepressants are making my feelings mixed all the time and i get this intense feeling of dread even though everything is fine

and dont you fucking call her a fish lady
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>>742057991
I have anxiety, I feel worthless, I feel a therapist shouldn't waste his time with me. Any advice? No I'm not going to therapy
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>>742059340
Fine, perhaps you took a bath in extremely cold water and happen to be autistic.
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>>742059312
yeah, i thought it sounded like that, and thinking back it might have been going like this for a while. But i also hate those people who self diagnose and shit, and not keen on spending money to see a doctor just to find out im mentally ill. idk though, maybe it's worth it.
Thanks for replying mang, i appreciate it
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>>742058985
>>742059013

Is it worth keeping a long distance relationship until we meet when there can be other girls out there?
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>>742059283
Still physically injured, and I believe my supposed "sprained" wrist may actually be broken. Getting a second opinion in a week. Still scabbed up from my left elbow to my left shoulder blade.
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>>742059171
What if I told you the stuttering was started by the original Alice and that Alice2 only maintains it as homage to that person? Plenty of threads on /b/ have gimmick OPs. Honestly that's one of the things that made the 2007-2010 era great. I had a similar view to you when i initially wandered into these threads and after being a total pain in everyones ass and demanding answers i have determined that Alice does this for the benefit of others and not herself/for attention. Girl could get attention easily without the Alice persona.
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Is this the tea bitch?
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I don't know why I enjoy reading these threads so much.

Probably just fun watching enraged anons attack OP for whatever reason.
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>>742059379
You rather talk about work not about feelings??
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>>742059419
Why are y-you not going to therapy?

>>742059415
*wraps her arm around you* Just s-saying she looks that way. What is w-with you people and not wishing t-to go to therapy.


Here, let me spell it out for you:
You are not worthless; you are a human being god damn it, your life has value!
Go to therapy, get the medication you need, adjust it, get the therapy you need, adjust it over and over until you find what works for you.

It takes time. It takes energy. It's worth it.
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>>742059490
Hey best friend
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>>742059420
*shrugs* N-not autistic.

>>742059435
It's d-definitely worth it Anonymous.
If you cannot afford it, email me at [email protected]

I'll pay for it.
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>>742059477
You n-need to go to the doctor then before you even THINK about getting on a bike!
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>>742059013
This is the least depressing thread on /b/, for now.
Pat yourself on the back!
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>>742059283
Yes it is.
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>>742057991
Favorite genre of music?
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>>742059431
Alright, so there's a man-ish person that possesses a pussy, but also a woman-ish person that has a dick, kermit the dinosaur puts a gun to your head telling you to decide who to put your sexual organs inside.
WHAT NAO
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>>742059498
I c-can talk about feelings any day. I r-really wish I had someone to collaborate with.

>>742059556
I c-can't reach!

>>742059572
No, it r-really isn't

>>742059584
Jazz and Blues
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>>742059599
*blinks slowly* I h-have internal sexual organs, n-not external ones.
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>>742059537
Hey. You know I saw a few people asking about you the other day. Seemed like friends of yours.
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>>742059513
because i feel i would be a waste of time, i'm always a waste of time, i'm a complete waste
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>>742059610
Just w-what I needed this morning.
Thank you Anonymous, are t-the other two pictures going t-to be posted too?

>>742059623
You aren't. *gently kisses your forehead*
Get the help you need, Anonymous.

That's what we are here for <4

>>742059636
Yep!
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>>742058681
LOL
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>>742059610
>mfw
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>>742059667
I l-like how you posted three picture, of which one d-doesn't fit at all. Good work.
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>>742058769
PLEASE GO NEWFAGGOT
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>>742059655
>*gently kisses your forehead*
.///.
s-stop that, i'm not worth your kisses
i'm worth a bullet though
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Do you love you some chix with dix?
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>>742059538
Thank you for the support, you seem like cool person. But i'll try figure this out on my own, don't want people to know what a failure i am :DDD
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Only dreams now
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>>742059614
If you could physically insert your internal organs inside (via consumerism, not prolapse) what color is your choice?
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>>742059726
*wraps her arms around you from behind and rests her head in the small of your back* You are w-worth the world, Anonymous.
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>>742057991
hello ms. psychologist
i broke up with my gf a year ago, but still have feelings for her and now another girl comes over and falls in love with me

problem is, i still have feelings for my ex and i wanna move on from her
what do?
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>>742059760
HIPAA d-dear. Your medical records are private.

>>742059791
How l-long were you dating your ex?
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>>742057991
My BF left for 1 Month.

Its halftime now but i miss him so fucking much.
I know he loves me and he knows that i love him too but the longer hes not here the more i feel we are drifting apart.

Sometimes i get the feeling he does not want to phone/text/ w/e with me for reasons i dont know.

Im just getting slowely but surely depressed
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>>742059615
They shouldn't be my friends. No one wants me as their friend anymore.
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woah faggotry
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>>742059825
what is this faggot you post?
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>>742059825
Is that a guy?
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>>742059855
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>>742059820
Are you s-sure he isn't just busy?

>>742059853
Yeah, w-why did you post here? God it w-was such a good thread before that.

>>742059855
That one m-made me laugh.
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>>742057991
How do you feel about the current state of politics in the US and the world?
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>>742059896
I t-try not to think about it, f-for my own mental health.
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>>742059825
Where the fuck are his eyelashes?
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>>742059610
>>742059636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRSjpCS5e1
Rare recorded testimonial from this anon
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>>742059890
My name is Sett
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>>742059812
6 months, but we've been friends for 2 years
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>>742059890(giganticfaggot)
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>>742059914
Fair enough
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How to stop social anxiety?
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>>742059821
I'm not so sure. I'm sure some of the people on the waifu threads still care. Ever considered joining a new RPer community?
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>>742059890
i know he is on vaccation.
so no...he should not be that busy
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>>742059986
Meditation
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>>742057991
Been really fucking depressed for years and cant shake it. Tried all the google bullshit. Been to therapy. All but quit drinking. Can't use weed cause work. Tried several meds and a new one each month.

I know it's kinda open ended but i just cant have 1 good day without wanting to jump off a bridge. Any advice to break it?
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>>742059923
I have them they're just.. thin
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>>742059941
T-that was from Revy....are you c-confusing your people again?

You can't just throw everything into a big slush pool dear.

>>742059986
G-go to therapy. CBT is h-highly effective at treating that <4

>>742059961
It'll p-probably take two years to get over then d-dear.

>>742060009
*blinks* I'm b-busy on vacation!

>>742060042
W-what medications have y-you tried?

If it is really that severe, and you live near a major city, ketamine treatment may be a good thing to look into.
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>>742060091
I.. am revy
Posting it as a joke because of what I added at the end.
Get with the picture, Alice!
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>>742060117
Could you s-speed up your spam please?
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>>742060001
Waifufags don't like me and I think they're weird.
Also I can't join because there's not enough pictures of my husbando anyway.
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>>742060130
Antihistamines, w-why!
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>>742060148
they think you are weird because you are a psychopath with a long history of violence towards animals
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>>742059283
What happened to that original alice?
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hey op thanks for making a correct beta acting other retards usually stutter every word
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>>742057991
HOW DO I GET MY FAT MOTHER TO GIVE A FUCK
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>>742060184
She g-got doxxed and left. S-so when I became Alice, I doxxed myself, first d-day.

>>742060202
Alpha and beta are n-not how humans interact d-dear.
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>>742060176
i'm trying to keep that a secret, anonymous
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>>742060218
W-why does she need to?
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>>742060232
yes that is why I am telling everyone because revy is good people and she deserves better than a fucking dog killer as a friend
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Blood-chan why did you do this?
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ill b ur friend bloodchan
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Broke up with bf of 9 years because we'd been together since 16 and i felt how unhealthy our habits and yreatment of eachother had become. He mentioned moving states to help a buddy of his while i went to school and i used that to segue into the breakup. I realize a small break is all that was needed for us to realign our values with our behaviours and that if i had just let him move but us stay together long distance i wouldve been fine. But by the time i reached this conclusion he had already bought the plane ticket to leave state with both of us single. I start school this month and i miss him so bad that i dont shower or fall asleep without crying, every fucking day. He says he doesnt know if he can learn to trust me again. He wants us to work but isnt sure if we can or SHOULD. This breaks my heart because it was never my intention for us to completely separate. I actually opted for just a break after i realized a break up isnt what i actually meant to happen (being high school sweethearts, id never had to execute this type of exchange before and thought "no in betweens" was the mature and appropriate route) but it was too late at that point. Id been with him for almost a decade and wanted to grow old with him. I think ive made the biggest mistake of my life. 4 years will pass until i graduate, do you think theres any chance of a reconciliation? I told him id be willing to do anything to make it work. We can talk on the phone, we can set video dates, save for visits once or twice a year. I want this so bad. I want him so bad. I was naive and dixnt know whaf i was doing. All i knew was that zomsthing had to change for us to be a healthy couple again. BECAUSE i am invested in a future with him. Not because i wanted to be away from him permanently. Now i cant go back and undo the past, or have communicated myself better with him. Please give me advice.
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>>742059513
you seriously think i dont want help? that i dont care about myself?
>"lol u r worth it! dont kys!"
this thread isnt about wanting to talk about psychology, its about yourself, whoring for attention from people who have mental issues while repeating eveything youve heard like a broken record
you sicken me, kill yourself
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>>742060286
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>>742057991
>As a p-psychologist anything!
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>>742060238
She's eating herself to death and becoming a huge burden for everyone
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>>742060286
Holy s-shit, add spaces to your text!

>>742060320
Yeah, g-gonna go ahead and say, once again, I h-hate attention.

trrryyyyyy harder
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As a pseudo-psychologist, what's with your obsession for typing with a stutter?
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>>742060148
Ika, I think your people are out there.. I just don't think they're here. People here live in the twilight. We don't like to dip too far into one pool or the other.
Find a more niche community.. people that don't know you
Invent yourself over. I recommend this as someone who has had to do that before myself.. the answer either lies in reinventing yourself or finding people who will accept you for who you are.
I don't know your story, i haven't been a part of this for long, but I can tell you that remaining here, caring so much about changing other peoples opinions of you, it's a waste. Its time better spent on healing yourself from within. I know you are trying but you still have a ways to go.
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>>742060361
S-she is an adult, there's no w-way you can force her to do anything. All you c-can do is talk to her and t-try to get her to help herself.

>>742060372
I d-don't have one.
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>>742060320
anon you are the only one who understands this can we marry
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>>742060091
I saw one of your threads the other day and was lurking at work. It's like a 6 hour drive to do that. I wouod pretty much have to move. But i'm sort of crippled and not much good for manual labor wich would be all i could get.

Not sure on all of them but trazadone at night

Celexa and cymbalta are all i can remember the names of. And off brand at that. The side effects seem not worth it. And the 90mg cymbalta barely curbs any or none of the depressing thoughts. I really am trying to just snap out of it but no matter what i do none of it works.

And lately i have been catching myself bouncing my foot real bad. I have a few friends that do that. And 2 that are no longer with us that used to. It makes me really nervous.
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>>742057991
Is that a Firefly log ripoff?
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>>742059610
Who this
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>>742060265
please don't tell her, i want her to be my friend
>>742060269
Schizophrenia
>>742060280
...really..?
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>>742060397
she needs medication not to reinvent herself
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>>742060418
To an extent
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>>742060402
S-sounds like a nervous tic....w-what is your anxiety and stress level like?

>>742060403
C-correct.
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>>742060450
oh i see you want to USE the autism
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>>742060397
Ika is a psychopath and your words will not reach her.
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>>742060418
Cute
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>>742060409
That is, q-quite sadly, me.
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>>742060286
Sorry for all the typos, im on my phone.
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>>742060320
Went 0 to 60 real fast there, buddy. You know that therapy is an incremental process, right? Some people don't care about their own self preservation. Not a crazy thing to assume
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>>742060397
her people are in an insane asylum she has schizophrenia she refuses to treat
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>>742060490
>>742060422
All things people have told her before and she's still here so let me exhaust my patience on her as well, okay?
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I'm suffering from depression and anxiety for a long time, thank fully I got a pretty thick spine and was able to improve everything but my mental health. Any advice for someone in my situation?
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Blood chan I 'll suck your dick
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>>742060516
this lol
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>>742060501
It's n-not worth bothering over, Anonymous.
He d-doesn't care, he s-simply wishes to get his rocks off attempting t-to harm me.
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>>742060362
Not sure how thatd make less reading for you but okay. Thanks for the help......
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>>742060320
Pretty angery dude... even for here
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>>742060539
its your funeral rev
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>>742060397
i dont know where else to go, im scared
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I'm a strong black nigger who don't need no figure
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>>742060541
H-have you perhaps....tried a doctor?
Not s-sure why a thick spine would help....
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>>742060539
as someone who has had personal experience with them, you will not have a good time.
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you know the rules tits or gtfo
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>>742060555
I c-can't read it, literally, m-my eyes won't focus well without s-some amount of spacing.

It's a giant wall of text!

>>742060636
I'm n-not an attention whore, t-try again.
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>>742060582
I've been warned. Not the first schizo I've associated with.
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i'm going to leave for now, i don't appreciate being labeled
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>>742060483
I am not sure what that even means.
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Hey alice, your chat has been invaded. Have fun. Sucker/
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>>742060668
kay your funeral
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>>742060636
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>>742060697
I'm in it r-right now, and s-see no guests.

Where is the invasion again?
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>>742060680
if the label fits, you already have it on you
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>>742060680
Anon no...
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>>742060625
I'm just telling the broad to leave man. No skin off my back
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>>742057991
Why do i think about traumatic moments when it hurts me?
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>>742060605
Not one that deals with mental problems.
To be honest, Idk where to start with that shit.
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All
Alicefags
Must
Hang
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>>742059703
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>>742060680
Consider what I said, lady.
Do some soul searching, maybe get off 4chan for a bit. I do wish you would get professional help, though.
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>>742060727
Animus send their regards. The fun will commence soon.
Tell Kermit; "Thank You"
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>>742060791
Can we start with the celeb worshipers, my fellow "oldfag"?
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>>742060680
Your emotions aren't real. You can't fool anyone anymore.
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>>742060648
Broke up with bf of 9 years because we'd been together since 16 and i felt how unhealthy our habits and treatment of eachother had become.

He mentioned moving states to help a buddy of his while i went to school and i used that to segue into the breakup.

I realize a small break is all that was needed for us to realign our values with our behaviours and that if i had just let him move but us stay together long distance, like he was originally postulating, i wouldve been fine. But by the time i reached this conclusion he had already bought the plane ticket to leave state with both of us single.

I start school this month and i miss him so bad that i dont shower or fall asleep without crying, every fucking day. He says he doesnt know if he can learn to trust me again. He wants us to work but isnt sure if we can or SHOULD. This breaks my heart because it was never my intention for us to completely separate.

I actually opted for just a break after i realized a break up isnt what i actually meant to happen (being high school sweethearts, id never had to execute this type of exchange before and thought "no in betweens" was the mature and appropriate route) but it was too late at that point.

Id been with him for almost a decade and wanted to grow old with him. I think ive made the biggest mistake of my life. 4 years will pass until i graduate, do you think theres any chance of a reconciliation?

I told him id be willing to do anything to make it work. We can talk on the phone, we can set video dates, save for visits once or twice a year. I want this so bad. I want him so bad. I was naive and didnt know what i was doing, which ive told him. All i knew was that something had to change for us to be a healthy couple again. BECAUSE i am invested in a future with him. Not because i wanted to be away from him permanently.

Now i cant go back and undo the past, or have communicated myself better with him. Please give me advice.
Better?
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>>742060648

I'm dying from cancer and the doctor said that titties were the only thing that could cure please I don't have much time left.... please I have a family
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>>742059610
>>742060496

I knew they existed, I am not disappointed
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>>742060727
In your #ASS
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>>742060472
Through the roof fo now reason. Im always stressed and deoressed and never can just relax without drinking or something. And now i dont even have that
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>>742060782
Okay, I am JUST ABOUT to go to work, so let's deal with you before I do that.

Step 1: PCP/GP
Go to your normal doctor, tell them the symptoms you've been having, how long it has been going on, EVERYTHING.

They will either:
A. Recommend some medcation

B. Refer you to a psychologist

You should push for B even if they want to do A, but if they give you medication, take it.

Step 2: Psychologist
This guy will analyze you, do some tests, maybe tell your doctor to do blood work. All of that should be fine, blood work especially; vitamin D deficiency and thyroid problems can cause these symptoms.

Then they will either tell you to see therapy or send you to a psychiatrist or back to your doctor

A. Therapy
I recommend looking into a therapist for CBT, if your psychologist refers you to one. Ask them, when referring, if this person can do CBT, and if not, ask them to find one who does

B. Psychiatrist
This will be a 15 minute evaluation to confirm diagnosis, then medication. Great! Ask about therapy.

C. Doctor
This will be blood work and possibly some exercises you can do. Great, but be sure to keep going to the psychologist until you end up with a therapist

Step 3: Therapy
You are good to go! This guy will help you learn how to deal with your problems through mindfulness and a bunch of other things that will help you in your day to day life

Step 4: GROUP therapy
I also recommend you look into a group therapy session in your area. These help a lot.

Step 5: Remission
Depression is a life long illness but you CAN fight it back and you CAN be happy again. It just takes time and effort, like any other sort of illness.

Good luck!
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>>742061008
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Okay I'll bite what's the story about Ikaros?
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>>742060791
Eh

>>742060858
*shrugs* I'll j-just disable guests.

>>742060931
That's all y-you'll get.

>>742060977
Go t-to therapy, get beta blockers, t-that will help with your depresion as well.

>>742061053
Return to sender


Alright everyone, I'm out. Gotta get to work, already late. Here is how you can contact me if you want to:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Alice out!
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>>742061053
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>>742060704
Seriously i just tell the guy to leave.
I have literal fascists as "friends".. you can be crazy and i will compartmentalize you away from the sane parts of my life
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>>742057991
This is a genuine question, OP. What are the reasons I might be into scat? I watch scat porn and have engaged in scat in rl too. I am straight, and only enjoy scat that involves girls. I do not recall anything in childhood that would have caused this. All the girls I have had a scat experience with have had a cause in childhood. I'll give more info if needed. Thanks.
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>>742059379
Do you use tabs or spaces? If you use spaces, we're done
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>>742061075
they're a psychopath who rapes and murders dogs, and im not even joking.
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>>742061108
I thought that was only a joke.
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>>742061184
i wish it was man
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>>742059379
Wait you want to make an e-store of some kind?
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>>742061235
talk shop = talk about work
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>>742061184
no she really kills dogs to get off
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>>742061075
watch haruhi suzumiya. ikaros is Asakura hands down
>>
I really have troubles seeing myself going into therapy, although I most likely need it. I am extremely socially anxious; to the point where I can't even normally talk to my family and I also have suicidal thoughts every day, on some days like today it is haunting me all the time and I can't think of anything else(I would never act out though). Theres a ton of shit on my mind and I have no idea who I am and how to deal with life. I've been told to "suck it up" all my life and that's just how I deal with problems so therefore it's so weird to me to complain to anyone about my shit, even posting on this board now just feels wrong so I really can't see myself talking to anyone about my issues and even if I carry my dumb ass to a therapist I'd probably play everything down and create a really awkward situation.
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>>742061272
but without the cuteness
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>>742061275
go to therapy
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>>742061211
How long has this been going on?

>>742061271
How in the fuck?

>>742061272
That anime is too damn long.
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I
Dream
Of
Alices
Head
On
A
Stake
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>>742061256
Well op mentioned something about programmers, got me confused.
Not native to English after all so yeah.
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>>742060265
I am aware of Ika's past. I don't condone any of their behavior nor do i want to be their friend
I just have a long history of giving insane people my time of day.
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>>742061369
You want to kill an alicefag anon? Ive got their doxx
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>>742061377
alice already gave them years of her time
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>>742061369
hahaha good luck
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>>742061397
post it
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>>742061397
post it
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>>742061418
I know. I don't try as hard as Alice, trust me.
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>>742061468
no one is as try hard as alice
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>>742061377
Then stop talking to her.
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>>742061492
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>>742061461
2204 Lancewood Ct Orlando Fl 32812
It's miss Revy. Her room is the one with the window on the side of the duplex.
Come well armed! I'll be waiting.
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>>742057991
Will it end? The Dysthymia
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>>742059013
Heißt das du sprichst deutsch?
>>
>>742061551
and yet you'll never protect alice
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>>742061571
She doesn't need my protection. I just feel like calling out internet tough guys
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>>742061551
alright im coming up to visit im like 3 hours away or somehting. have something strong
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>>742061397
Still waiting
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>>742061551
>Connecticut

You poor?
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>>742061551
I kind of want to give this info to ikaros and just wait.
>>
>>742061628
you're illiterate
>>
>>742061654
Do it. Literally no one that breaks into my house is leaving alive even if they manage to kill me.
>>742061600
Will do! Don't mind the dog, shes cool.
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>>742061551
I'm coming with 2 arms. For hugging
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>>742061625
>>742061551
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>>742061654
Ikaros would kill her for real, man lol
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>>742061716
alright sounds good, i like dogs. what are we drinking
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>>742061551
Right off of Dean rd in union park where the rednecks live?
About 2 1/2 hours away
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>>742061761
I got half a bottle of sesgrams 7 and some titos
Titos is all yours. Hate that swill
>>
>>742061837
sweet, i actually like vodka no matter how shitty usually. hell i can even choke down aristocrat sometimes. sounds good to me
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>>742061827
Yep!
Its a pretty dangerous area actually. Couple unsolved murder/rapes in the park nearby.
My family is the scariest thing in the swamp though.. and someones always home :)
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>>742061716
W-what about me? I'll b-bring tea and beer <4
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>>742061917
No shit I used to sell guns and drugs there
It's no mercy drive though
>rough area
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>>742061654
Someone make this happen I want to see the slaughter. My money is on ika
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What is Alice's address I want to kill her not some floosy bitch with floppy tits
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>>742062028
He lives in NY. Unarmed. Fat chance
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>>742062063
You're getting me hard
>>
Being a massive faggot annoys me
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>>742062008
Kek, yeah sounds like my city. The methadone clinic around here is an open air benzo and firearm market.
>>742062063
Aw cmon. Alice loves me.. get my head on a pike and she just might doxx herself as revenge. Reallt, give it a try
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>>742062070
Alice is a she and she would never hurt revy
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>>742062070
CRAZY BEATS BIG EVERY TIME
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>>742061973
I invited you fishing weeks ago, didnt I?
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>>742062165
So stop?
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>>742062183
Yeh thats why i was talking about Ika the dude thst lives in NY
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>>742062198
Im not big but im doubling down on crazy
Crazy gun user vs crazy blade user.. cmon man
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>>742062175
How would it be revenge
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>>742059610
>>742059636
>>742059667

>Those same three pictures with IMG_xxxx.png filenames

>>742059704
>>742059769
>>742059825
>>742059887
>>742059855
>>742060023
>>742060050
>>742060081
>>742060117
>>742060158
>>742060195
>>742060226
>>742060283
>>742060312
>>742060312
>>>>>>All these same autism posts in every thread with the same IMG_xxxx filenames

>>742060443
>This posted in a thread last night hating on alice

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/742055153/#742056008


>>>The amount of times you've posted those same three pictures

https://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/TrbhUqrcOBY88L4y-8g8bw/

https://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/85WLtPsCNRf4SkeKCH1kQw/

https://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/oMyZ_l3h7gJci_HFjHCnAA/

DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING OBSESSED. GET A FUCKING LIFE. HOLY SHIT
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>>742062207
But men are so much better then women in a relationship
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>>742062271
Idk. She'd react somehow though. You wouldnt do it to make alice want to kill herself?
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>>742062287
turns out it is alice
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>>742062264
we all know what ika is capable with a knife but what can you do with a gun?
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>>742062355
I w-wouldnt post my ass dear.
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