hey, I'm really lonely is anyone up to talk? f 25 with

>>742053634
how girly are we talking?

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>>742053634
Whats up, buddy?

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>>742053634

>>742053634
Kik?

>>742053824

Is that Mia Magma?

can we have a talk/therapy thread in here? Have some things I want to talk about and no one to share them with.

>>742053634
contact info?

Let's talk pal, tell us about your day or about life or about something that troubles you possibilities are endless

>>742053902
Spill it bud. I'll stay in thread and listen.

>>742053902
yes

>>742053634
F 18 here, what's up?
>>742053902
of course, and I'm all ears if you need someone to listen to as well. advice / therapy threads are very reassuring and make me feel better

>>742053634
Go

Fuck

Yourself

Cunt

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>>742053634
Pic related: OP

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>>742054023
I don't care if OP is m or f. Just talk.

>>742054126
Go back and never return faggot

>>742053634
Post tits with timestamp or GTFO

well go on then, tell us whats up

>>742053634
I can fix those Daddy issues

>>742054126
7014043936

>>742053960
>>742053983
>>742053995
Thanks /b/ros it'll be a bit of a read

>be me 15 years old
>had a falling out of sorts with best friend at the time
>let's call him J
>he moved away, never been sure if it was because of what happened
>he was always a loose cannon, was never good at the whole school thing
>anyway a few months pass
>We've smoothed things over in that time
>He says he's moving back and he's bringing this girl
>Let's call her G
>J says G is amazing and his family basically adopted her
>J invites me over to meet G
>Solid 8/10
>Had bright pink hair at the time
>also 15
>pale skin, into the same kind of music I am, quite petite would be only 5'3''
>voice is quite bogan, as was her upbringing
>ausfag
>hang out with them for the afternoon
>being the beta I was I was instantly into G
>Couldn't have made it more obvious
>J tells me to tone it down
>I do thankfully
>tell mum I'm staying overnight
>we stay up til 4am watching horror movies
>G has warmed up to me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
cont?

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We all got family issues.... my family left my father and our country and came to the U.S. to get away from him.... I left tunisia in 98 haven't been back since... my father died in 2012 his dying wish was talk to me (I was his favorite and I denied his dying wish so I felt like shit about it long term always wondered if he was going to make peace etc.... so there's my therapy moment I'm 27 currently going through a divorce and I'm a male. And yes anon I'm here for u.

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>>742054404
yes, continue

>>742054424
Damn man. Sorry to hear that. It gets better, life.

>>742053995
tits or gtfo>>742053634

>>742054404
Continue. But are you a dude or a dudette? For story purposes

>>742054424
Don't feel bad man, if he was bad enough that your family had to leave the country he wouldn't deserve it anyway. Best to just move on and forget about fags like that.

>>742054575
It always does life has ups and down the bad and the good never lasts. The bad makes you look forward to the good and names u appreciate it. Don't give up keep going

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What is one thing that is currently bothering you anons? One thing that makes you angry / sad / anxious etc

For me, getting up in the mornings is such a pain. By the time I do get up I just play games, and do nothing that would help me persue my college life. I'm behind on work and everything is stressing me out but I lack motivation to do anything about it. I don't want to watch myself waste away but I'm too weak to do anything about it.

>>742054424
Damn, sorry about your father. But you should have talked to him more. He is your father and he loves you (probably).

Now theres your second problem /b/ro. Never get married in your 20's because that is when women are there most childish. Maybe try when you are closer to 35.

>>742054424
don't worry anon, he was only going to tell you that you were a mistake that ruined his life.
nothing of value was lost
sage bcos OP is a faggot who can't follow simple fucking rules

>>742054506

>next morning
>wake up at 8am
>J is still asleep
>I wake up to take my morning piss
>hear noises in the kitchen
>smell bacon
>check kitchen and G is there in a Metallica shirt and short pj pants
>instaboner.gif
>"Good morning anon! Woke up about an hour ago and couldn't sleep and got hungry, want me to cook your breakfast? I'll cook eggs too."
>"fuck yeah I do it smells amazing G"
>Gives me the cutest smile I've ever seen
>We sit down and eat breakfast together and make small talk
>was a very comfy breakfast
>afterwards we sit down and watch some Dr. Who
>Never watched it before in my life, seemed interesting
>honestly didn't understand but enjoyed G's company
>is that kind of person who is very animated when watching movies or tv shows
>We were sitting very close almost cuddling under a blanket
>looking back now that was my moment
>J wakes up
>"I smell bacon"
>"Yeah I cooked anon breakfast. You should've been up"
>"Could've left some for me assholes"
>he makes toast
>couple hours later they were going out so I went home
>best morning of my life
cont?

>>742054636
dude sorry didn't specify

>>742054733
try to challenge yourself by giving yourself a timelimit to do something productive

ex: can I clean my room in less then 10 min?

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>>742054751
When I was in the army I've had a lot friends going through divorces even had a buddy go through 3 divorces before he was 27 lol and he was a wife beating coke head. I do love him because he was my father but that's all. In all honesty he was a monster and sorry I don't mean to steal OP's thread. Also never get married.... I'm stuck paying a mortgage for a house I don't live in anymore along that I'm paying rent.

>>742054911
keep going, G seems alright
>>742054945
I kind of do that, I make a daily list of what I want to get done along with a timelimit of up to 25 mins to do that thing ( I use Pomodoro timer )

However, when it actually comes to doing a task that requires a ton of work, I try to ignore the fact I have to do it. I just don't know how to approach those tasks that aren't easy or are boring

>>742054733
Make everything a routine, get up get dressed and take care of ur self, make daily weekly goals and long term goals.... college isn't too too bad it's all about time management and how bad you want it.... you're already paid for it might as well get some thing out of it. Don't give up and keep pushing

>>742055112
Thanks anon, I'll definately try that. I do want it badly, to finish college and get a good job but sometimes depression gets in the way of that so I'm just left feeling like a piece of shit that makes way too many excuses that get in the way. I'll keep trying I guess, I have nothing to lose.

>>742054939
Wait are you op or not?

>>742055286
not the guy you're replying to but OP is a girl apparently

>>742055106
>add G on fb
>talking pretty regularly
>invite J and G over to my place
>brother actually met G before I did
>they got drunk but I was underage
>whatever tho I got cooked breakfast
>they come over, G is wearing ripped black jeans and that same Metallica shirt
>memories
>brother, 18, is home so we all shoot the shit for a few hours
>parents went out for dinner
>we have run of the house
>blast metal and talk shit
>is good fun
>really into G but she's talking to bro
>J wants to have a talk
>we go down to this bus stop not far from my house
>start having deep talks
>I always enjoyed these talks, he was pretty chill but had issues and needed help from time to time
>was happy to oblige
>go back and it's 2am
>parents have been home for hours
>fuck we were at the bus stop for 3 hours
>all tired so we go to bed
>J and G sleep on a double mattress in the lounge
>kinda jealous of J
>next morning mum cooks massive Sunday breakfast
>bacon, eggs, sausages, hash browns, baked beans, the lot
>absolute feast
>we take J and G home
>bit sad I didn't get to spend as much time with G this time round
cont?

>>742055286
no I am not OP

>>742055446
Yes, this better not end with a shit meme

>>742055446
Ofc count don't ask

>>742055106
don't use a timer anon

>>742055470
Ok. Cleared up

>>742055220
Dude trust me... I get that I let my self go, neglected my hygiene and never cared, got fat etc.... it's hard to be motivated... make a list of shit to get done by a certain time, when u finish reward ur self with 30mins of video games or a cig or fap session and keep going small steps at a time one class at a time and tape recorder does wonders for notes. Just manage your time and set alarms.

>>742055573
>>742055615
i'm just gonna keep going

>ff a few months
>been back to G and J's and they've come over to mine a few times
>I've been pretty distant from G just because she seems more interested in bro than me
>let this eat me up inside
>think she noticed
>they're coming over friday and staying until sunday afternoon
>will be the longest time they've been over to mine
>parents going away for the weekend
>they arrive
>ff a few hours
>am talking to J about vidya
>"hey anon, can I talk to you?"
>heart jumps into throat
>"uhh sure"
>takes me to my room
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>closes door
>heart rate reaching critical levels
>beta virginfat
>I've seen porn I should be fine
>"anon..."
>"y-yeah? What's up?"
>"It's J's birthday soon and I don't know what to get him, do you have any ideas?"
>instantlyflaccid.png
>tell her about some game he's keen on
>smiles and says thanks and walks out
>am severely disappointed

>>742055928
Dude it can suck there are plenty of other birds out there... Don't be me spending my high school chasing after one girl for 4 years. I had plenty of girls wanting me and I turned them down just so I can chase one girl. Sometimes it's best to be just friends and move on... it will hurt and it will suck and it won't be easy.... just keep busy and be your self. Or just talk to her. Pull her aside and tell her how you feel etc. You will either get with her, she will friendzone you, or gets weirded out and puts distant. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

>>742055928
>wasn't even trying to hide how disappointed I was
>not my best move
>it's been 8 months now
>if we were going to be more than friends it would have happened by now
>Go down to bus stop alone
>G, J and bro are entranced in some conversation I didn't care about
>felt like shit
>thought it was finally happening
>about 10 minutes pass
>and then I hear it
>"anon!"
>I perk up
>try to put on a brave face
>I've been told I hide my true feelings extremely well for years
>she sits right next to me and looks at me with those dark brown eyes
>"Anon. What's wrong?"
>can't tell her
>make up some bullshit about school exams, fear of failing and the like
>"You're smart anon! You're like the smartest guy I know, you'll be fine!"
>Don't take it to heart because she was reacting to a lie
>we walk back home

>>742056213
The best move is definitely to ask, felt like shit after rejection but i felt relieved knowing the answer instead of wondering what. Its one of the most difficult things to overcome when young but its a great experience when you look back years later....kinda wish i didnt to it through myspace though

>>742056241
im really enjoying this read but you should write these out first and then break it down in posts. Having a hard time breaking down the timeline of these events

>>742054575
Why don't you suck a dick?

>>742054636
Kys

>>742056213
>>742056241
oh you have no idea

>it's 1am
>bro and J are tired
>bro goes to bed and J whips out the mattress
>I say goodnight and close my door
>get into bed and lay there silent
>G was in the kitchen, didn't say goodnight to her
>felt bitter
>see lights turn out
>and then
>hear my door handle turn slowly
>"anon"
>it's G
>"can I sleep in your bed tonight?"
>domyearsdeceiveme?.mov
>pause for a moment
>was really mentally preparing myself
>"yeah sure"
>"thanks, J snores loudly and he falls asleep quickly"
>"oh god don't remind me"
>she gets under the blanket
>it's fucking happening
>a cute girl is in my bed
>this is huge for me
>we lay there for about 30 seconds
>"anon"
>"mm?"
>"I want cuddles"
>"UHHHHHHH okay"
>never spooned before
>"okay full disclosure, how?"
>"you put your arms around my stomach"
>"o-okay"
>fuck. I'm in just boxers
>she doesn't seem to mind
>about 20 seconds and then she shuffles back against me
>"you've really never done this before have you?"
>"shut up of course not"
>we lay there and talk for hours
>fuck all sleep but such a good night

>>742056519
yeah sorry this is all from memory and I didn't expect to be telling it i'll try my best

>>742054733
Do a flip nigger

>>742054911
>cont?
Fuck off

>>742054945
Can you eat a bag of dicks in two minutes?

>>742054965
I use your mother

>>742056696
either she really fucked you over or it's some meme bullshit

>>742056696
No matter the ending, at least you got to lay in bed with her

>>742056696
>next morning bro sees me and G come out from my room
>doesn't even bat an eye
>me and G walk down to buy stuff for breakfast
>we cook breakfast together while bro and J play vidya
>I swear to god I'm in love with this woman
>day plays out like all the rest have just hanging out and talking
>ff to Saturday night
>G follows me to bed
>this time I leave clothes on
>we spoon again
>lay there for about 15 minutes talking
>I got sort of bored just laying there and it's cute when she squeals from being tickled
>she hates it though
>tickle her and she flops around
>elbows me in the jaw
>"okay, I deserved that"
>pull her close again
>face full of hair, mind full of bliss
>sort of start to rub her stomach
>notice her decently defined abs
>not too noticeable but when your hands are there you can feel them
>skin is so soft
>softly rubbing her stomach and then I comment on her abs
>cutest thank you I've ever heard
>start to work my way upwards
>she hasn't said anything yet
>find the underboob
>fuck it
> move up
>"ah ah ah no"
>fuck
>move back down
>feel like an asshole
>"okay fine, over the shirt though"
>WHATTHEHELL.net
>go over shirt and feel grope her tits
>would be a solid b cup, very soft
>linger for about 10 seconds
>"I've been doing P90X and doing lots of squats"
>"can I feel your butt?"
>"Sure"
>take two handfuls
>lordalmightyimnowanassman
>don't grab too long
>go back to cuddling and talking like it never happened
>basically groped one of my best friends
>with her permission though
>go to sleep with a raging boner

>>742057290
Is there more to the story anon? I like you.

>>742053634

Everyone's got daddy issues fuck off.

>>742057290
Keep on going please

finish the story cuck

>>742057290
>sunday morning
>we cook breakfast again
>just the two of us though
>can't stop thinking about last night
>I've never had a gf or had anyone take interest
>but this girl let me feel her up
>I think I love this girl
>ff a few hours and parents come back
>offer to drop G and J home
>sad to see her go
>months go by
>busy with school and G and J with their jobs
>ff about 5 more months
>16th birthday is in 2 weeks
>haven't talked to G in almost 2 months
>haven't seen her in almost 4
>sitting at home when suddenly a message
>"hey anon! Sorry I've been a bit distant lately but I'm busy with work. your birthday is in a few weeks. Wanna come over for a few drinks?"
>"Absofuckinglutely"
>ff to birthday
>get to their place and knock on the door
>hear from inside
>"ANON IS HERE!"
>door flies open and she jumps on me
>almost fall down the stairs
>"I've missed you so much!"
>greet J and we crack open a few beers
>it's 11:30am fuck it
>we get hammered and play vidya for hours
>5am hits
>we're exhausted it's bedtime
>"Anon! Come check out my bed it's soft as fuuuuuuuck"
>drunk cuddling is the best
>wake up next morning
>she's just started to stir and she turns over
>we're 10cm away from each other face-to-face
>"anon"
>"I'm really glad J introduced us. I'm really glad you're in my life."
>"I'm really glad too, G."
>cuddle for a few minutes then get up
>spend the day watching all the Die Hard movies
>afternoon rolls around quick
>Mum shows up
>"Anon wait"
>I turn around and she jumps on me again, legs wrapped around me
>she gets down and I get in the car
>Kisses me on the cheek right next to my mouth
>"Happy birthday drive safe!"
cont

Sweet story bro. Don't care if it's true or not. Takes me back to my kid days, earnest but clueless.

>>742058402
ikr so heartwarming

Sorry this guy stole your thread OP

>>742057838
>>742058192
>>742058402
>>742058347
thanks guys it's all 100% true, every beta word
line limit is fucking me up, need to shorten these
>this would be the last time I saw G for a while
>she gets a boyfriend and I'm jealous and mad
>I thought we really had something
>as it goes she spends heaps of time with him
>ff 6 months and I finished school for the year
>christmas time and I haven't seen G
>small convos on fb but that's about it
>hear from J that her bf is a cunt
>start to get protective
>start asking questions
>meet up in town with G, J and bf
>G says to keep it civil
>bf is a massive druggie
>was on mdma when we met
>excellent first impression
>I say that he's bad news
>she says he's good once you get to know him
>3 weeks later they break up because he was caught stealing money from G, J and J's Dad
>hated him anyway
cont

this is /b/ go to /adv/

>>742059075
fuck off to a different thread faggot

>>742058837
was gonna apologise at the end sorry OP but others can share if they want I'm just getting this off my chest
>>742058930
>I've started school again
>Final year, so glad it's nearly over
>about 2 months in G starts dating a dude who was a year below me and went to my school
>gonnagivehimthetalk.flv
>corner him one day
>I tower over him by almost a foot and have about 50kgs on him
>"G is a good girl. Don't do anything stupid because I've heard what you've done in the past to exes, so you take good care of her, okay?"
>"Y-Yeah, anon. Come on man you can trust me."
>surprisingly he never told G
cont

>>742058930
In case thread dies, can you give us a short summary of what happened? Heres what i gathered from what i read so far

>Youre introduced to a girl through a friend

>In love with her

>Worried that your friend likes her as well

>Had several interactions with her which included having a meal and sharing a bed

>Not sure if you fucked her probably overlooked your previous posts

Obviously theres more than that but you claimed that this lead to a fall out between yourself and friend

>>742058930
Does this story have an ending or a punchline?

>>742059300
I think it's one of those "how long can you keep an idiot occupied" things

>>742059299
>>742059300
no the falling out was with J and he moved away and came back with G
I'll speed things up then speaking of which how many are lurking still? sorry this is long

>6 months and they break up
>she was accused of cheating when she didn't
>don't have time to hang out but talking fairly regularly
>see her a few times but nothing major happens
>ff a year and I graduated school and have a job
>in this time G has met and is dating my bro's best friend
>they've moved in together
>haven't talked in months now
>even bro says he hasn't talked to either of them in months
>things seem off
>they moved away a few months ago but it's within driving distance
>go visit her
>she gained a little bit of weight too
>still cute though
>get there
>knock on the door
>the door flies open
>she jumps on me again
>just like old times
cont

>>742059687
in 4 way too long now

op, show you're not a faggot

>>742059784
>gained weight
>jumps on you
rest in peace anon

>>742059784
Is G= Grace ? Story seems familiar

>>742059784
>we hang out for a few hours
>have work tomorrow so I had to go before dark
>we get to talking and she says they're engaged
>"fuck that was fast"
>"yeah but when you know you know"
>kind of disheartened
>For the longest time I've thought of her as the one
>it's killing me but I can't show it
>find an excuse and leave at like 3pm
>"I'll try and find time to come see you anon, I promise!"
>months and months go by and I just throw myself into my work
>saving a lot of money but constantly sad
>any attempts she made at contact I ignored
>my life felt empty
>but I also felt like a piece of shit
>I just wanted her to be mine /b/
cont

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>>742053824

>>742060065
Finish the damn story we don't care how long it is

>>742060065
I'm too fucking invested in this story just finish it

>>742060355
this. also checkd

>>742060488
doublechecked

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cont

>>742060065
>one day I'm at work and I get a message
>It's from G
>Explains how her fiance has a friend who can get them good paying jobs
>has to move hours away
>I'm fucking heartbroken
>But tell her to do what's best
>they go and that was the last I saw of her for a long time
>ff 5 months and work dried up and I have to move country
>backinwiththeparents.mkv
>doing my best to meet up with all my friends before I leave
>get to most of them except her
>she's still hours away
>offered to make the trip but she said she was really busy
>Had to grit my teeth and accept it
>I move back in with my parents in kiwiland
>kiwitilIdie
>sad because I couldn't see her
>I couldn't hold her
>I couldn't tell her how I really felt
>She was gone /b/
cont

>>742053634
tits or gtfo

>>742060986
don't behave as if you needed anybody to say 'cont'

also fag, end the fuckin story

>>742060986
Keep going this is great

>>742060986
losing interest. finish it

>>742060986
Turns out G has a penis...

>>742060986
>I settle into life just fine
>another year passes
>odd talks here and there
>nothing ever substantal
>but then I get the news
>i'm a cunt for it but I'm happy as can be
>she broke up with her fiance
>she needs emotional support
>we'rebackinbusiness.sav
>there for her 24/7
>constantly talking
>it's just like old times
>happy as fuck
>tells me that she's really sorry she couldn't see me before I left
>says she has felt so guilty ever since
>talk her down saying it's okay
>we'll be reunited someday
>someday

>>742061250
>>742061258
two very different opinions here

>>742061386
Please for the love of jebus tell me this isn't how it ends

>>742061386
Cont?

>>742061386
Cont?

i have a windows phone

>>742061605
Oop and we have a faggot with no apps

>>742061386
>being her support meant I hear everything
>she got a new job
>absolutely loves it
>really happy for her
>things are looking up
>there we are snapchatting one day
>says she's going for a drive with her boss
>"your boss? that's oddly specific"
>hints at the fact they've been on a few dates
>no /b/
>not this fucking shit again
>I can't handle it
>I finally had it all again
>It's being ripped away
>Go radiosilent for a week
cont
>>742061558
>>742061573
I was told not to say cont I will now tho

>>742061640
Trying to keep thread alive till the end

Why are girls with daddy issues attracted to guys with mommy issues?

I have severe mommy issues, and all I attract are those with Dad issues. It's like a magnet.

>>742061811
This. Also checkd

>>742061640
How long does it take for threads to die?

>>742061838
Opposites attract?

>>742061640
Can you just get to the point with this story and why we should care

>>742061640
Bump of interest

same

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>>742061640
Is there a reason why you didnt seek out another woman? Why her, she seemed like a chore considering her past relationships with other men. Her being with the druggie was a red flag


Not sure how much longer ill be here to read the rest of it but i enjoyed what i read

>>742061640
>oh she noticed alright
>asks what's up
>It's just like last time
>I can't tell her about it
>Say some bullshit again
>refuse to ask about how her dating life is going
>honestly just don't want to know
>at this point I'm trying to steer convos away from it
>she doesn't get the hint
>tells me all about it
>how great he is
>how cool he is
>bite my tongue and just say I'm happy for her
>but of course things couldn't be easy
>he has a gf
>they've been together for 2 years
>he's basically been cheating on her for the past month
>G despises her fiance because he cheated
>why am I even involved?
cont

send pic. really need to see

>>742062139
The 14 year old version please.

I hate being this fag but I came into this shit late as fuck and I'm still waiting on this landwhale of a virgin to finish the story of how this girl way out of his league appropriately broke his neckbearded beta heart.

>>742062037
I'm really intrigued as to why you have this deep attraction to someone that seems like she's always trying to find another man except you

>>742062037
Don't die on me

>>742062273
imho it's 2 options: he's gonna make it, or he's about to commit suicide. still don't know why i'm waiting for the past 3 hours for a punchline

>>742062416
It just goes to show how crucial prewriting this shit is. He's probably trying to mash this out on mobile. Fucking summerfag.

>>742062021
there was for the better part of 3 years but I was conflicted the entire time and it ended ugly and isn't relevant to the story
>>742062037
>her boss breaks up with his gf to get with G
>supposed to be a no strings attached type deal
>being the beta I am I sit there and listen to her telling me how amazing he is and how thoughtful he is
>want to blow my brains out the entire time
>my opinion of the dude is he cheated on his gf so he's absolute scum
>she doesn't see it that way
>this goes on for 3 weeks when she messages me at 3am
>drunk as fuck
>sad as fuck
>says her boss went back to his gf
>she's a wreck
>talk her down but am supremely happy
>I go to bed because it's late as fuck
>I wake up to a 5000 word essay
>pretty incoherent but I can get the gist
>it's basically her beating herself up over how shit she is at picking dudes
>but then she says it
>she fucking says it
>of all the fucking lines she could have used
cont

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Dumping while I wait.

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>>742062576
inb4
wish i could find a guy like you

>>742062674
kek

>>742062576
Will anything hot happen or can I go wank somewhere else?

>>742062546
yeah I've learned my lesson dude sorry about this
>>742062576
>"I miss you so much, anon. I'm so sorry that I couldn't see you before you left. I really hate that I did that to you. I'm really glad you've been here for me this entire time. I know how patient you've been with me and I really appreciate it. I love you, anon. You're my best friend. I wish there were more guys like you out there."
>>742062674
>was a lot more words and spelling mistakes
>I either chalk it up to her being drunk and mistyping or that was the truth
>either way, I didn't even reply
cont

>>742062576
Still here reading patiently

>>742062576
You need to type faster if you don't want people's interest and the thread to die

>>742062576
I'm gonna fucking neck this kid.

You are the worst story writer. I got this.

>she's a lesbian now
>I still have a neckbeard
>my fedora collection is on point though
>though strikes.
>pull out all the stops to win G's heart
>a last ditch effort
>pull out my yugioh cards as I approach her
>I'm about to send that ass to the shadow realm
>wind gust blows fedora away
>trip chasing it
>fuckingspaghettieverywhere.mov
>trench coat blows open
>reveals I'm actually 3 homosexual bulldogs
>she loves bulldogs
>takes me home home and cucks the fuck out of me with different men every night
>mission accomplished
>I'm home

>>742062940
sorry for not having this pretyped

>she tries to talk to me constantly but I just completely shut her out
>eventually relent
>I'm beta as fuck
>things move on a bit
>snapchatting one night
>she's about to go to bed
>says goodnight
>a few minutes pass
>and then I get a snap from her
>thought she went to bed
>Open it
>it's a fucking nude with the words "love you"
cont

124 replies with no tits n timestamp. /b/ has become reddit, pathetic and sad.

>>742063217
pic or didn't happen

>>742063217
op finally got vagene pic

>>742063218
the guy telling the story is not op. but thanks for pointing out reddit to us, newfag

go on.. now you just think she is piece of shit right?

>>742063217
>you're all going to call bullshit
>but I shit you not
>set it for 1 second
>but I know what I saw
>no I don't have it I didn't expect it
>I honestly reply with "was that a mistake?"
>I didn't get a response til morning
>but all night I had all these thoughts
>what does this mean?
>Is she into me?
>do I finally have my in?
>fap about 5 times to the mental image
>morning comes
>wake up to a snap from her
>"Not a mistake."
>I really don't know how to respond
>I've known her for 6 years
>I've been in love with her for about 5
>have to play it cool
>have to chill the fuck out about this
>it isn't a big deal
>it's a big fucking deal
cont

>>742063355
This

>>742063554
The resentment slowly growing in my heart for how this story is being typed is literally the perfect set up for fresh prince in which case I'll fucking rage.

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>ywn be this infatuated with a girl that breaks your heart

you owe us some pics.

I'm out. Fuck this beta.

>>742062576
Still here reading patiently

>>74206

>>742063554
Need this to finish... Bedtime for me.

>>742053634
21 M with daddy issues here.

I'll listen to what you've got to say and decide if it's worth my time.

>>742063654
now this is a story
all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

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>>742062735
>>742062960
>>742062986
Fuck

Im too invested to leave at this point, cant believe ive been here for 2+ hours already....Im sure there are plenty others here that feel the same, at least its a decent read

>>742063554
>thing go on as normal for a few days
>talking all day and night
>about anything and everything
>wake up one morning
>to a snap from G
>probably replying to last night
>NOPE
>second unsolicited nude
>morning wood was put to good use
>i'm living in a god damn dream
>don't wake me up
>can't wake up
>over the course of 2 months I'd get random snaps of her showing off
>underwear
>lingerie
>bare ass
>and I'd sweet talk and compliment her the whole way
>my birthday rolls around
>good ol 21
>in another country with no friends
>have a family dinner
>didn't really care to get hammered
>family all pitch in with some money
>I finally have enough to afford flights
>get an idea
>I'm gonna surprise her for her birthday /b/
cont

>>742063905
I came in 15 minutes ago. kek.

>>742063905
I've gotten high and so/b/er 3 times since this story started.

Here you go : >>>/adv/catalog

>>742063979
Been here for over 1 hr bedtime was an hr ago as i have work tomorow

>>742064030
lol

>>742063979
>get there
>she's getting nailed by some nigga
>I'm a cuck

We all know how it's going to end OP

>>742063217
nigga I shuffled in my seat you better get back at her in the end

>>742064266
keep fucking posting Anon

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>>742063979
>book flights
>fucking school holidays
>flight prices are bullshit
>the plan is set
>flights are booked
>now to mess with her
>feed her some bullshit about how I'm sending her something for her birthday
>"I need your address"
>she's ecstatic
>won't stop pestering me to tell her what it is
>tell her to wait
>day before I fly
>"I need your work schedule"
>she's working nights
>jackpot
>says I'm a good friend
>says she'll reward me
>sends me a god damn nude
>mfw I got a nude for delivering myself as a present
cont

>>742063979
>I fly out to visit G
>lord behold she has a new bf
>my life flashes before my eyes
>I feel a pit in my stomach
>turns out he was the one making her send me pictures on Snapchat
>her bf was trying to lure me back into the city
>waste my family's saved money to visit G and her bf unexpectedly
>that's it
>I finally snap and lose something in my brain
Cont?

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you make me feel like shit refreshing the page for 2 hours

>>742064376
Type faster you littlw shit. Im too invested in your story

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I cried for the story writer onestly sad man.

>>742064507
Same here bruv

>>742064394
Are u fucking kidding me

>>742064376
>fly out
>get to aussieland
>ask her if she'll be home today because the present says it's delivered and it needs to be signed for
>says she'll be home today
>fucking golden
>dump my shit at my bros place
>head over to G's place
>knock on the door
>no dinosaur
>someone opens the door
>not G
>who the fuck are you
>says she lives here
>ask if G is home
>says yes
>we go in
>follow through to the back of the house
>housemate knocks on a door
>"G. Someone is here to see you"
>"Who?
>"I don't know"
>hear shuffling
>G comes out from around the corner
>Everything came flooding back
>her face was pure disbelief
>she sprints at me and jumps on me
>just like every other time
>fucking hell I almost cried

>>742064394
Cont... more like cunt...

>>742064760
Jeasus thank god i almost snapped

So did you fuck? This story is a lot of work for no sex.

>>742064760
MORE
RREEEEEEEEE

>>742064760
I swear to god and satan anon. If you pull a dinosaur on the floor or a rick roll i will literally find you and end you

>>742064972
Kek'd

>>742064972
+1

>>742064972
+rep

>>742064760
>she's holding me so tight she's choking me
>i'm too happy to form words
>she latches on for about 45 seconds
>clearly has lost the weight
>looks like she used to
>both clearly ecstatic
>she pretty much didn't let got of me for 10 minutes
>I was in heaven
>she made coffee
>says she literally woke up to her housemate knocking on her door
>"what the fuck it's midday"
>calls work and says she can't make it today
>all so I can sleep over
>fucking yes
>spend the day together
>her housemate is 16
>that will be touched on later
>G says she's going dress shopping for her bday
>gets ready and we go
>I'm just happy she's happy
>get to the shopping centre
>hands me her bag
>"why do I have to carry this?"
>didn't really care just trying to act normal
>"you're on boyfriend duty"
cont

>>742064760
I'm almost crying too how long I've wasted my time on this fucking thread. On my 4th blunt. Continue

>>742065157
never ending neckbeard

>>742054404
Copy pasta, ignore this faggot

>>742065157
Please continue anon

>>742065157
>her housemate is 16
>that will be touched on later

as if i spent another 200 hours in this thread

skrew you, op, i'm goin out. the sun is shining and the fact that i spent 4 hours "listening" to your "story" truly states that i am the faggot. thank's for making that point. also: leave 4chan forever. thanks

ah fuck I caught up. Now I'm fucking waiting like fucking asshole with the rest of the rot.

>>742065157
>that will be touched on later

Fuck you plan on posting here forever don't you

>>742065423
This is how I felt when I read this...

I swear to Odin if the ends in dinosaurs I'm gonna rage.

>>742065157
>I'm practically beaming
>trying not to show it
>her housemate is here too
>ruining the moment
>g is trying on dresses in heaps of different shops
>looks good in all of them anyway
>what do I know i'm a boy
>we head to the next shop
>she grabs my fucking hand
>we're walking holding god damn hands
>thank christ there was air conditioning
>my hands would've been sweating
>no spaghetti
>I'm just so god damn happy
>I don't want this to end
>it's almost everything I've wanted
>she looks so happy for me to be here
>ends up putting a bunch on hold til later
>we go home
>she makes dinner and we just sit and talk for hours
cont

>4hours into this thread
>reading this story while working
Jesus kid, I'm rooting for you two. Hoping it turns out somewhat okay.

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>>742065371
I'm fucking crying
We all be bamboozld

>>742065551
Anon. I know youre busy and shit but you gotta type faster man. I swear this is more interesting to me than the french election

If u get cucked three times in a row means u gotta go bro

>>742065551
Even though I know you have to type slot and fast, it would be nice with some pics

Yeah we need some fucking pics

>>742065399
>>742065423
>>742065475
>>742065485
>>742065583
glad you're all waiting patiently
>>742065551
>it's now 1am
>bed time
>housemate goes and draws yaoi in her room
>G and I head off to bed
>I was worried I wouldn't be allowed
>who was I kidding
>we lay down for about 30 seconds
>she makes this noise that I can only describe as "come hereeeee"
>wrap my arms around her
>I cannot explain how amazing it was
>how perfect
>how my awkward boner shone once again
>we talked for hours
>I honestly felt her up again
>butt and tits again
>just like last time
>tits were slightly bigger
>I then asked what dare not be mentioned
>I point blank asked her why she sent the nudes
cont

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>>742054404
>>742055573

>3+ hours

Congrats anon, this is the longest ive been in a thread without fapping or calling people faggots

Continue and end story soon

>>742064972
+1

>>742065917
Is there much longer i need sleep

Fucking dumbshit shoulda just told her how long u liked her, she set up the moment multiple times

>>742065917
God damnit OP.
Why couldn't you just poke her in the butt with your boner?
This method has worked for me plenty of times.
You are bad at sending hints, she's just stringing you along. You could have been able to nail her right off the bat if you did things right.
I'm sorry, I'm upset and irritable.
This thread is taking way too long.

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>>742065840
>>742065898
will try
>>742065917
>morning
>I turn over
>see her face
>she's fucking beautiful lads
>never want this moment to end
>she wakes up
>just like last time
>those big brown eyes stare right at me
>she smiles and hides her face
>"where'd you go?"
>"shut up. I'm really happy okay"
>I wrap my arms around her again
>pull her real close
>pull the blanket down
>kiss her right on the forehead
>she pauses for a moment and then goes under the blanket and squeals
>never knew a squeal would turn me on
>but like fuck it did
>I get up and make coffee
I realise now that if there was a moment, that was it. I'll try to end this soon.

>I realise now that if there was a moment, that was it. I'll try to end this soon.


There it is boys, he ain't gon' git laid.
Everybody go home, show's over.

>>742066221
Anon if this doesnt end up with you being together then you are 100% beta

>>742066221
Unsatisfactory ending approaching what a waste of fucking time. I am the faggot for reading all this

>>742066377
>this and dubs speak truth

>>742066221
>for the rest of the day we sat and watched rick and morty cuddling on the couch
>had to go and deal with some stuff at my brothers house
>I have a month, what could go wrong?
>within the week I get back over to her place
>the first night I'm back in her bed
>I decide that it's been long enough
>I finally say something
cont

>>742066377
You're being incredibly gentle with that 100%.

FUCKING FINALLY

>>742063391
Oh no this guy called me a newfag...guess I better neck myself.

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>>742066601
He's toomerciful

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>>742066592
>"G. I know that everything has been pretty nuts for you these past couple of months. But i'm glad I could make you happy by coming. I needed this. And I'm glad that I'm here. I love you in a more than a friend way."
>there's a pause
>"I'm going to unrudely have a smoke"
>gets up and goes outside
>what the fuck have I done
cont

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>be 22
>get out of beta comfort zone
>date girl for first time
>she's super into me
>one day tells me she's not ready for a relationship right now
>feelsbadman
>felt super happy until then
>then more shit started stacking on top of that as if I didn't feel shitty enough
>mom hints towards divorcing dad in the future
>ever since she told me what bothers her about him, I've been seeing signs of it every day, like it finally became obvious to me
>feels even worse, but whatever, its their life and I'm old enough to let them decide what they want to do
>few weeks later my PC breaks, only had it for some time
>currently in the process of building a new one, but sucks since I had to spend my college fund on a new pc and college is just around the corner
>try to keep distracted from shit by playing guitar
>guitar randomly breaks
>with each day, I'm starting to see more things about my appearance that I don't like
>I start balding, my hair is thinning
>I've acne scars all over my back and face (it was genetic, can't use cream anymore for scars because get allergic reaction over night)
>realize I will die alone and a virgin
>nothing I ever do lasts, everything fails sooner or later
>family drags me down all the time
>no self esteem left what so ever
>Instead of crying about shit that goes wrong in my life I started fixing it one by one
>still, feel the void, like I'm only repairing my life until it breaks again
>wake up every day at 12:00pm because lack of motivation to do anything anymore
>hopefully, if I get to go to college this year (50% chance I will) things will turn around for the better and I will be able to move out and start a new life
>currently no friends locally, no job, no gf, no motivation to do shit
>life is pain
there, I just needed to vent out

>>742062990
>And the most interesting piece of shit award goes to...

Need sleep but need to know what happens

>>742066907

>>742066907
Anon type the fuck faster. PLEASE. I have been in this thread way too fucking long and its breaking my mind. Its 3 am where im at and i cant sleep a wink until you finish that damn story

>>742066907
in hindsight I could have done that better. Just let me finish call me a beta when it's over but let me finish.

>what the fuck
>why the fuck
>why did you expect anything to happen?
>what was she going to throw herself onto you and say "I love you too anon"
>for fuck sake you useless beta cuck
>she's way out of your league
>she's never been interested
>she never will be interested
>you should fucking die for wasting all of these anon's precious time
>they were rooting for you
>you fucked it up
>I hate myself so god damn much
>she comes back
>I nearly shit myself
>"it was too cold out there"
>proceeded to spin her fidget spinner
>for 5 fucking hours
>didn't talk about it
>just spun that god damn fidget spinner
>I fall asleep
>wake up at like 8:30am
>what the fuck is wrong with you
>why the fuck did you say that now
>just fucking die
>I get up and get my shit together
>G won't be up for another 4 hours
>plan to just leave
>hear noises from housemates room
>over the weeks have sort of become friends
>fuck it no one else
>go in
>she's in bed naked
>don't care
>tell her everything that happened
>tell her that as of now it feels wrong
>it doesn't feel like it used to
>housemate says that it's a tough situation and she doesn't know how G will handle it
>neither do I
>I hate myself
>call my uber
>7 minutes
>fuck
>wait around
>G gets up
>shit a brick
cont

>>742067113
Sweet and short


I wonder where the OP went after the story began

Bumping so Anon can finish his story

At least your not a beta like me, im 16 havent had a gf or even kissed a girl, im fairly a 7 or 8 according to other people, my 15 year old brother fucked 3 girls already and my 13 year old brother already got some head by some dumb bitch

>>742067511
MODS GET HIM

>>742067442
>I sit in the lounge awkwardly
>hear G making coffee
>my uber arrives
>I throw a "see ya" out and open the door
>"Wait!"
>it's G
>she hugs me
>I say I'm sorry
>turn and leave
>why do I do this to myself?
cont

>>742067511
Underage b&

>>742067569
For WHAT???

>>742067511
Uderage b&

>>742067623
Can I ask your height and weight? You said you had 50kg on one of her boyfriends, and I doubt you look like Schwarzenegger. Are you fat?

>>742067511
Mods lynch this faggot

>>742067643
RULES ALL MUST BE OVER 18 GET OUT

Considering all the times you have been selfless when it came to her you should have been selfish at that moment and ask her why, why cant you be with a beta such as myself

>>742067623
Anon. I want to hit you in the head so bad but i cant blame you cause i did do the same thing

>>742067511
Fucking lol you suck

>>742067623
>get back to brothers place
>sit and stew in my own hatred for myself
>a bit of self-loathing never harmed anyone
>fought the urge to explain myself to her
>wanted her to contact me
>everything is a mess
>so out of whack
>didn't eat all day
>bro comes home
>we watch wrestling for a few hours
>he's good friends with G too so I lose it
>explain everything
>tell him it feels off now
>not like how I used to love her
>he then clears his throat
>and I'll never forget these words he says
cont

>>742067837
Falling for a girl sucks if it doesn't work out. I know the gut sinking feeling. Gotta alphatize.

I aint leavin till i get the ending ya faggots

>Be me
>First gf
>We hang out as much as we can even though her father had terminal cancer
>Dad died a day before Christmas
>Never introduced me to her family
>Don't go to the funeral
>A few days later I find out she cheated on me
>Break up with her
>Destroy all gifts, drawings and photos
>Still miss her
cont?

>>742068044
no.

>>742067912
>"I've been stuffing G for years"
>"Sorry, anon. Amirite.jpg?"

>>742067912
Here it is guys. The thing we've all been waiting for. We're all gonna get bamboozled.

>>742068044
No

>>742068044
Nah. Im good

>>742068044

>>742068044
That's called Christmas eve, jackass.

>>742067912
I swear to God if it had anything to do with a dinosaur.

>>742067912
Fucking hell

>>742068044
FFS finish it already.

>>742067912
god damn these cliffhangers

>>742067912
>"You're mistaken."
>"what? How?"
>"You said that it isn't how it felt last time, right? That's because you're not in love with her."
>"I don't follow. I'm doing all of the things I used to. I can't stop thinking about her."
>"You've mistaken your love for her as a friend as love for her as a partner. You've missed her so much that you've taken your affection towards her and misdirected it. You are not in love with her. You're in love with the idea that you're back and you're overwhelmed with being with her again. You need to get the point across that you're not in love with her, but that it's been so long that all of a sudden you're back and together and everything is moving so fast and all these things are happening and you're just overwhelmed with it all."
>no dinosaur guys not to worry
>suddenly it all made sense
>I blurted it out without thinking it through properly
>he's totally right
>in the past I may have been in love with her
>but now
>now I'm just happy that I can call her my best friend
>now to put it into my own words and tell G
cont

>Close to 5 hours


What the fuck, good read tho

>>742068582

Genuinely would have preferred doors, floors and dinosaurs tbh

>>742068582
5 fucking hours. I'm done. I feel bad for G and I'm a fucking sociopath. Your such a fucking beta.

Holy fuck this thread is still alive?

>>742068685
This. I was afraid of it, but deep down, I knew I wanted it.

>>742068755

Our shared opinion confirmed by dubs of truth.

>>742068739
More like masochist, were on the same boat

Ill probably compile all his posts into one picture unless someone did that already. G seemed like crazy girl anyway

>>742068044
>ff 2 years
>Haven't talked or seen her
>Ran out of shekels so I was searching for a job
>Take the wrong bus and get off in a different stop
>Walk home
>Cross through a playground
>See a familiar face
>Ignore it, arrive home, play vydia
>Around midnight that day
>Watching kill bill
>Feel my phone vibrate
>Check messages, unknown number
>fml.png
>Is this anons number
>Answer yes
>Remember me
>Vietnam.mp4
>Yes
>How have you been? Etc etc etc
>I had completely forgotten about her, very few memories of her
>Everything comes back
>Realize I'm still not over it
Why live

>>742068913
Fuck off.

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>>742068582
>meticulously put together a long winded message
>get the god damn point across
>I don't care if I come off as beta
>I'd be lost without her, /b/
>she's been there for me in the past
>she's the one person I grew closer to since I moved
>she's amazing
>she's smart
>helps that she's cute
>we smooth things over
>I'm running out of time to spend with her
>she ends up getting back together with her boss
>still hate him
>it bothers me but I don't have a say
>I care for her and that's that
>she's my best friend
>she was incredibly understanding
>I can't ever repay her for that
>got to spoon her one more time before I left
>boss doesn't know
>fuck I hope they break up
>end

call me whatever you want but typing this all out solidified that she's my best friend. Guess that's what I was after AMA if you want

>>742068877
No anon is just a cringe beta. I went to hs with a lot of them. Mostly art or music enthusiasts. Also fucking drama. im guessing G is just normal and she's dealing with her emotional train ride friend. Come the fuck on. Make it short and simple. I think at this point he's just making shit up. Fuck.

>>742067780
6'1" and i'm probably 115kg but her bf at the time was a scrawny twink