Secrets you can only share on /b/. I'll start.This just

my friends car tried to fonger the back of my mom one time

Jack off then forget about it

>>742038267
Delete them off your girlfriend's phone, let her sister know what you did for her. Tell her you didn't do it for free.

>>742038557
Post pics of your mom

>>742038267
Are u a fcking pussy?

My car once fongered a mom with the back of it. Shit was cash.

meh, pure curiosity. If someone doesn't show you something even if you don't particularly want to see it, curiosity always wins. It's NBD, forget about it and move on.

>>742038634
I suppose that's a good enough way to handle things

>>742038267
i honestly dont get why people get so hung up on underage girls and their nudes. they aint any different from regular ones its just they illegal. just remember there is no god and send them to yourself. thank me when you're old and wifeless.

>>742038800
Tbh kind of. I've never done anything like that

>>742038267
There ain't nothing wrong with you OP, it was just some naked girl, let the age aside, since she's a girl it would make sense. It was just curiosity man, nobody has to know, it's fine.

I'm a retired PE teacher. For the last 30 years I've accepted sexual favors from junior highschool female students for grade boosts.

>>742039022
Did anyone ever find out?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse

>>742039022
>PE teacher
>grade boosts
Yeah, nice try buddy

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>>742038946
Yeah, but you did not rape her, and you have not received any vodeo. Just don't go on the argument and that's all; there is no proof of it except of this chat which i saved to send around the forums.

Your gf will immediately realize what have you done

You're only 19, that really isn't that big of a difference in age. You got curious and looked. We all get curious. Nothin' to worry about. You'll soon forget about it.

When I was in high school some fag killed a bird, I picked it up and brought it home, took it photos and dismembered part of it, I really wanted to see the ribs lungs and heart. It was so cute. The next day brought it back to school and it smelled so damn bad, I kept worrying someone would find out. In the end they didn't. Ain't even that special but that corpse was just too cute.

>>742038267
You did what any of /b/ would have. What you failed to do was send them to your phone to view again at a later date.
You will kick your own ass for that one day

>>742039022
lucky bro

>>742038709
sick son of a bitch

I love my wife but I fuck hookers from time to time. I usually don't even enjoy fucking the hookers much, but it's like every now and then I have to fuck one to remind myself I don't enjoy it.

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>>742039488

>>742039667
Do you want your own space? Or do you just not love your wife anymore?

>>742039022
>I'm a retired PE teacher. For the last 30 years I've accepted sexual favors from junior highschool female students for grade boosts
so basically fatties? nty

>>742038267
congratulations faggot. you just admitted to watching child porn.

16 yr old male cousin from a few towns away has job interview in city I live in. End up hanging around with him all day since he's dropped off at my house in the am and interview is in the pm.

Going to show him pics from my vacation on my phone, I run into some pics you shouldnt share I saved off /b/.

Cousin thinks they are pics sent to me and proceeds to show off wins of his own from girls in his class.

Little cousin shows me prime jb in the nude. Those firm perky tits, that bent over ass and pussy selfie. That tight slit with peach fuzzy grass on the field. Fapped to the memory of the image a couple times now.

My advice to him was to bang as many girls as he can while he was still young.

I regret not messing around with more girls when I was younger.

Femanon here. It happened a few years ago when I was 16 and my ex was 19. I caught him cheating on me with another girl so i called the cops on him for rape. Serves him right, he went to jail for 10+ years and 6 if he does good. Since then I have moved and changed my name. That loser will never find me once his sore ass gets out. While he rots for cheating on me, I am now happily married to a lawyer. He was able to help me change my name and keep it secret from the public. Too bad my husband he doesn't know that the kid we have together is not his and it is his boss'.

>>742040608
thot

>>742040608
How long u been cheating for?

>>742040608
Shit bait

>>742040608
oh wow such a rebel omg be my friend pls.

>>742040608
lel fake and stupid

>>742038267
>little brother calls me and says something is wrong with his computer
>wants me to come over and take a look
>I have some spare time so I swing over to his place
>"every time I try to search something on google it redirects me to Yahoo"
>go to youtube, there are shitty clickbait ads all over the screen
>things like "POWER COMPANIES HATE HIM" or "SHE'S 90, LOOKS 25! FIND OUT HOW!"
>figure he's got some malware or a virus or some shit
>"I have no idea why this is happening"
>"really?"
>"it's probably from one of the anime sites I go to bro. I don't know."
>open a new tab
>type in "P"
>instantly auto fills to Pornhub
>type in "X"
>instantly autofills xnxx
>the first thing in his bookmarks is "Sasha Gray Forced Anal"
>"bro I can see all the porn"
>at first he tries to deny it making an excuse like "I got redirected there when I clicked play on a video"
>then he says it was just a popup
>he practically begs me not to tell our mother
>agree not to tell if he stops being retarded
>tell him he's going to get a virus on his computer eventually and that it's going to fuck his shit up, then he will have to take it to a shop and mom WILL find out
>haven't told anyone to this day

How did my little brother turn into such a degenerate? He's 14 currently. I didn't watch porn when I was his age, I just jacked off to nothing or went out and got a girlfriend with daddy issues.

Haven't told anyone this.

>>742038709
Send them to your phone so you actually have something over the sister...

>>742038267
eh. don't be such a self-hating pussy. boobies is boobies.

(is what i would say if all posts on this site weren't fictitious)

>>742038267
>be me
>in a relationship
>one day hit up ex gf to smoke
>end up fucking the shit out her raw, b/c missed that ass
>fucked my gf raw & anal couple days later
>gf gets Pap smear
>positive for clamydia
>end up having it too
>get treated
> :(
>feels like karma got me in a way

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>>742038267
>be me 30
>read faggot thread about feeling bad for jerking off
>realize I out grew /b/

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>>742040608

>>742040977
Don't do this. She's underage, and you'll be in big shit if she were to call your bluff and get someone to check your phone.

Have some self control then

>>742040927
Ease of access to any content he wants. You would've too if you had access to it.

>>742041001
What did gf say?

>>742041178
I had access to it. i'm only 19

praise kek

>>742040927
Totally normal, but if you were a true btard you'd suggest that the both of you watch porn together while wearing a plaid skirt and pigtails or you would have opened the Sasha vid and start fapping in the room with your brother present.

Married since 2011. She was my gf since 2004. She is now 28 and I am 30. Still have pics from that 2004 time I jack off to sometimes. She was 16/17 there. Thats no big deal right? We have 2 kids now so she was a bit different at that age.

>>742041001
>karma got in a way
this disturbed me

>>742041277
Gf never knew about me and my ex, assumes we got infected by the unprotected anal

I spend way to much time on cam chat sites fapping with girls of a questionable age

>>742041412
what sites? i barely find puss on omegle

>>742038267
You know what to do OP
POST EM HERE

>I don't seed my torrents

>>742040608
Sad thing is, this could entirely be true. Can you not imagine that bitch who did whatever horrible manipulative thing she could as revenge for discovering they've been cheated on, in this case sending her bf to jail as RAPE charges of a minor. You've ruined that dudes life. And then to top it off you have a kid with someone who's not the dad. Like that's a surprise in this day and age?

This shit is entirely possible to be true, in which case I hope you stumble upon the next Jeffrey Dahmer copycat, and your name goes down in history as the first victim

sometimes i bump threads

>>742041528
Chat alternative is a good one, periscope is a blessing

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>742039156
No.

>>742039184
I never had to try.

>>742039511
Thanks.

>>742040427
Nope. You always have your queen bees that skipped one too many classes, and your honor roll students that needed to increase their GPA.

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>on a chat site few years ago
>get a message from cute girl
>wants a relationship
>end up saying sure
>date for a couple of days
>sends me nudes
>didnt hear from her for couple of years
>"my parents took my phone away because they found naked photos of me on my phone."
>find out she just turned 17

>>742043118
but gym is a joke... you show up with your gym clothes and flail for an hour. how could somebody conceivably get less than an A

Im a 22 year old woman and i love loli porn

>>742041406
How? What anal?

>>742043240
It's graded more or less on a curve. Not to the point that a set amount of people would fail, but we don't hand out A's to everyone for participation.

>>742043287
loli porn is so good

>>742043287
have you posted here before? that's a familiar secret

>>742043326
How did u propose this? How did it usually go down and tell some good stories

>>742043334
As someone with that petite / andro body type its nice to be reflected in some of this

>>742043240
Gym class in a lot of school start you out as "A" by default and drop one letter grade every time you show up without the clothes while you sit out for the class. I guess the teacher is fucking lazies, fatties and lazy fatties who get to sit out on gym class. But hey, the ladies are getting at least a little bit of a workout.

>>742043326
How did u propose this? How did it usually go down and tell some good stories ...

>>742038267
Webcam.getthelube.com

>>742040608
You're either writing shitty bait, OR everything you just said is completely true because only real life is so badly written.

Either way I hope you never succeed in life, because you're either a lying cunt or a manipulative cunt.

>>742043287
>Tfw my mom is a lolicon
Caught her looking up pictures of shiro from ngnl on google.

Fuck if i know how she even knows about anime.

>>742038267
Neighbor's daughter is a 14 year old chubby girl with self esteem issues. When I recognized her pic on /b/ 2 years ago, I blackmailed her into sex. I fuck her on a regular basis to this day. Neighbors think she is my maid, so I do pay her for that. I get her pussy as a bonus when she's done. Every once in a while I talk her into taking it in the butt. She just recently got good at oral, swallows without stopping until my dick is cum free. Who knows? Maybe I'll marry her when she is legal.

>>742043422
maybe

>>742043468
What works then will probably not work now. Back then, parents side with teachers.

I won't tell of any instances. What usually happens is once they realise they could bump their grades by doing me favors, they would naturally come back again and again.

>>742043825
That sounds good man, does she like you? You should actually marry her

>>742043825
you should. But yet, isn't it beautiful to dream?

>>742043876
welcome back anon. how is your loli habit going

>>742043893
Cmon man tell at least a couple stories.. ever have any close calls?

>>742043967
>>742043985
She's the one who, in passing, mentioned the idea. "It's like I'm your wife. Wouldn't it be wild if we do marry?" I laugh it off but in the past few weeks, a little voice in the back of my head was like "why not?" in which I reply to that voice with "because that legally binding document will give her the power to fuck my life up." Fucking her went from reluctant to being really fun for us both. She's a great maid, but I guess that will also stop if I trade my status from employer (sex partner) to spouse.

>>742040927
you should have fucked your brother.

I had a weird crush on one of my teachers back in college, he was old and ugly but I just liked him, i really wanted to fuck him but never did it I wish I had his nasty old man dick

>>742044524
faggot

>>742038267
>What's wrong with me
>She's 15
I don't see anything wrong, except you being a faggot.

>>742041406
Good thing your girlfriend is fucking retarded.
I wish my wife were that dumb sometimes.

>>742044596
femanon here fag

>>742044027
No good tyreads

>>742044650
You know the drill, pop em out

>>742044693
pardon

>be me
>be in 1st year
>be in art
>art teacher pretty hot(for an indian chick)
>teacher knows im bad af in school
>always patient and nice to me
>nieve me think she wan sum fuck
>grab her ass one day she walks past me in class
>mfw she gets me done for sexual harrasment

>>742040927
He's following in your footsteps.

>>742043547
Just random advertisrment?

>>742039211
checked

>>742038267
you did not do it because she was hot you did it because you wanted to get that rush of doing something that you should not do. everybody would do it

>not posting them immediately

>>742044159
It's not as fun as you think. They understand it's an exchange and nothing more. It's like being with a very young whore, they're just looking to run the clock until it's over.

I once had this meek oriental girl, smart as all hell, but not the most athletic. I assigned her a C+ and she came to me a few times asking what she had to do to get an A. I showed her how she performed compared to her class and I could not justify giving her the grade she wanted. I told her it wasn't the end of the world since her other grades are very good, but that one C+ kills her like someone with OCD seeing a mess.

The farthest I went with her was stripping her, tying her wrists to the side of the basketball cage with jump ropes, and face fucked her until I came down her throat.

>>742045120
this OP. had to bite that forbidden fruit, its a very hard natural impulse to resist that which is accessible but forbidden

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>>742043825
Kill yourself pedo

>>742043967
>>742043985
I already replied to these, but something tells me one of you is her. I know she's still a /b/tard.

>>742045480
what kind of faggot are you?

>>742045176
Need more story for proofs

I'm arbitrarily turned on by girls getting fucked by dogs. Anybody fucking the dog or any other level of degeneracy beyond that occurring at the same time turns me off.

Fucking weird, but at least it gets me off.

>>742045552
One who thinks that pedofilia is practically rape and the worst sexual degeneracy possible.

I have a standing arrangement where I suck another dude's dick once or twice a week. I barely consider myself bi and no one knows about this except me, him, and his wife. 99% of the time it's just the two of us and we barely say more than two words to each other before his dick is in my mouth. Very rarely his wife will come and watch but I don't even really know if she's into it or is just there because it turns HIM on to have her there. They're both twice my age.

Has been going on for about 14 months now. The amount of cum I have swallowed must be getting up into the litres.

>>742042742
Periscopetop dot com, watch Russian pizza play up for the camera.

>>742045772
sooo.... a woman?
or a transgender??
Kill yourself princess

>>742045811
How did u arrange this? Does he pay u?

>>742045893
????? That doesn't make any sense.

>>742045176
How did u hint for this to happen? Tell another story of memorable time

>>742045940
Craigslist. I had dabbled in sex with dudes but the desire was pretty sporadic. Took me a long time to actually set it up went through tonnes of people who were sending me messages but not looking to get a regular arrangement going. Probably 6 months between when I first thought I'd like to get something regular happening and the first time his dick was hitting my tonsils.

Doesn't pay me. I like to do it, it's fun in an odd way.

>>742045614
nothing wrong with that. I'm turned on by all kinds of taboo shit for no good reason. not sure why. I'm a normal guy usually.

>>742045597

They all start more or less like so. Honor roll students wanting to get a higher grade, or girls skipping class and not wanting their parents to know.

Sometimes they get so specific about how far they had to go to get what grades I had to come up with a list of things. Those were the nerds.

For the bad students, they are not smart enough to ask for that, so I tell them I'll grade them based on their performance and let them get creative. Unfortunately, I get to learn about their boyfriends' preferences based on what they do, and then talking to the guys I teach gets awkward in my head.

>>742038267
>Society tells you something is wrong and you believe it.

You believe you're a bad person in the same way that a lot of people are afraid of God. Because somebody told you one thing was wrong and you believed it.

If you think you're not attracted to 13+ year olds you're wrong. They're developing/budding, have the second to best body proportions at that age, and can beat children. It's biological fact to be attracted to teens. Anything else is just a moral objection or extreme fetish.

Now to stop digressing, you either have a spy link or you find her attractive.

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Similar to OP
Gf's sister was 22
Me 19
She left her phone at our place
No password
Gf goes to shower
I get a quick look
30 photos and 4 vids in text messages to her bf
Sent a bunch to myself
Had a crazy fap sesh later then had to delete them so gf didn't find them.


Also saw her tits a few times while she was breastfeeding and drank the milk that she had in containers in her fridge.

>>742046550
So like what were the rates ? What was the hottest encounter?

>>742046550

Hope you are disguising your IP, this sounds like something I might read in the newspaper in a few days....

>>742044945
Obviously. What did you expect?

>>742045176
Absolute grade A bullshit. Wouldn't even believe this of her parents were rich and demanded 100% in every class for college. She's just have you replaced with daddy's money

>>742046317
It is surprisingly hard to find the proper search phrasing in order to find what you want.

>>742046857
I dunno kept behind class and at least shown a nipple or something

>>742046857
1st year sounds like a young child. probably expected she would be excited and they would get married. fuck what people have turned the world in to

>>742044485
>you should have fucked your brother.
/b/, full of normal people.

>>742046760
I hope he doesn't so he can can arrested.

>>742046960
asian guys on black women. hardest porn to find...

>>742046997
13 actually

>>742045480
She had boobs, pubes, curves and posted her nudes on /b/ for attention. She wasn't a kid. Very VERY underage, but far from being a kid. I dated women in their 20s who looked more childlike than her.

>>742038267
>go on /b/
>tell some cheesy story
>tell about a girl stripping
>don't post proof

really? deliver or kill yourself

>>742040522
the authorities will surely be at his door in a few minutes

>>742046739
I can't remember anymore, it was ages ago.

Hot is relative. There was a nerd that offered to have a picnic with me at night and watch the stars. She put on make up and wore a dress, which I have never seen her wear before. I ended up not having sex with her but still gave her an A. She was a sweet kid.

>>742046760
My children are all grown up and I've left what I have for my wife. If I'm gone tomorrow I don't have any worries for my loved ones not being cared for.

>>742046916
I taught junior high in a public school. There are more uncaring parents than there are rich daddies.

>>742038267
He OP, how about you share that vid? And just tell she's 18. We don't care about your story.

>>742039022
Absolutely would've traded sexual favors to not do that fucking fifty mile run.

>>742038267
Make new vid
>you watching vid of sis
>while fapping
>standing over gf who is sleeping
>cum on gf face whith phone with vid next to her face
>post on /b/

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>>742046699
>drank the milk she had in containers in the fridge

>>742047167
I don't think peoples minds are fully developed and can make the most rational choices. We can't just let people have sex with other people that young. It's pushing the limits way too much. And before you know it people will be having sex with fetuses.

>>742039667
Is it bad I completely understand this?
I don't worry about my husband cheating because it would just bore him.

>>742040608
Is this pasta? This should be pasta.

>>742043287
>tfw you're also a 22 year old woman who loves loli porn
What is life

>>742047155
nice dubs.
also, that would be a pain in the ass to find. My sympathies.

I was going through a photo album, back when they were a thing, with my friend's older sister. She was showing me a couple stupid pictures of my friend when he was a kid and the obligatory naked baby tub pics that everybody has. She went to answer the phone and I continued to thumb through. Pretty banal stuff. In the back I noticed a flap was loose and something was inside. It was two or three pictures of a 7 or 8 year old girl from the back. She was bent over and inserting fingers into places. I showed them to my friend's sister but she didn't know who it was. She put them back and said it was probably her or her sister getting pranked by my friend when he was young. They were polaroids btw, totally within the realm of possibility. Sometime in the middle of the night I get woken up by her though. She's been obsessing about the pictures and can't get mirrors in the right place to see if the freckles on the back of the girl in the picture matched any she might have. She already knows it can't be her sister because the markings don't match and the girl is a chunk. So I get to minutely inspect my friend's sister's body. I looked at the pictures and the markings did not match. I really studied the sister thoroughly, the girl was not her. Now the question waswho was the girl and why was she naked and playing with herself. I was acutely aware that the sister was not putting any clothes on while we pondered. In fact she was feeling around herself and playing with her fun bits absent-mindedly. I was sporting huge boner when she stopped and asked if I was getting horny. I couldn't get the word yes out, I was beyond horny. She put the pictures away and wrapped herself around me. Well take your clothes off fuck me. I was naked and my boner was dripping. She licked my cock then drove it down her throat. 3 seconds later I was cumming with the force of a thousand suns. She swallowed and asked if that was it, my dick got diamond hard again. She was pleased.

are you here? should i post it? kek

>>742045480
technically she had puberty and i forget the actual term but taht is not quite pedo but something close. anyway guys is still a dick but maybe he makes good on her?

>>742048203
This is some gud story man

>>742048438
Ephebophile.

>>742040927
I remember when this happened to me
I watched way to much porn and I got the "FBI moneypak" virus
Even when I just see a screencap of it on a yt video or something I get shook.
My cousin fixed my laptop for me. I destroyed it again and got a desktop (With adblock, and hindsight)

>>742048399
dont

>>742048544

I was on an SJW ridden thread in reddit and some liberal just had to correct me when I called Anthony Weiner a pedo. "That wasn't a very nice thing to say." Pedophile and ephebophile are the same dann thing to me lol

>>742048399
do it bitch

>be friends with a girl for around 5 years
>she literally could not stay faithful, cheated on every boyfriend within 6 months of getting one
>because of this realize that naive me would fall in love if I tried to smash that and eventually have the same done to me, so never pursue
>get her hired at my work, just us working most days
>leaves browser window open when she leaves, only window open is her email
>first email is a reply from an email she sent titled XXX
>its a dump from her phone to her boyfriend of videos, photos, the works
>one of her taking it raw in the ass and another in the cooter
>saved every single one of them
>its one of the only things I keep inside my fireproof vault besides my car title and birth certificate

She will never know

>>742038267
sauce of pic?

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>>742048399
what is it, anon?

>>742038267
fuck her sister cunt

>>742048826
Actually no, there are levels, first is nepiophilia that's with babies, then pedophilia with children and then ephebophilia with teenagers

>>742048399
yes, and yes.

>>742038267
Already posted it here but i lost my virginity in the tent of a dead homeless man, hows the weather in Europe today?

>>742047496
I didn't do anything to her that her dad didn't do to her until he was sent to prision when she was 11. As a matter of fact, he shared her with guys willing to share with him. I'm the most "normal" relationship she had, and I know I'm a bad guy here, thus it being secret.

>>742045827
Okay what do I search for? I need instructions.

>>742043287
I to am a femanon lolifag

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>>742047946
>>742043287
>>742049182

my ex gf is a closet schizophrenic and she broke up with me cause she thought i told but i still havent

>>742043794
Kek, that's cute anon
Let's talk about cute things our moms have said
>Got the G&W amiibo
>Mom moves the pieces
>"Oh, I just wanted to let you know I moved Shadow Guy!"

>>742048826
>Pedophile and ephebophile are the same dann thing to me lol
>4 yo and 14 yo are the same
Retard

>>742041820
You filthy degenerate cunt.

>>742041820
Your worse than antifa

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>>742040608

>>742049327
eyyy my current gf is a schizophrenic with bpd

>>742048399
I thought this was about me but nobody is threatening to expose me right now

>>742040927
Nigger I started watching porn when I was 11. If they want to watch it, they'll find a way

I fucked a tranny last night

>>742049771
Was it a cute tranny?

>>742049498
Me too and I still feel anxious.

>>742041820
I don't either, anon. Don't feel bad.

>>742049810
whats your deal? mine is mostly that if any of the shit I've revealed on here gets out it'd ruin my reputation and marriage.

no kik messages tho so it must be someone else

>>742043446
Lots of 7 and 8s in my gym class back in the day wouldn't change just because they were too lazy to. So it doesn't necessarily have to be whales

>>742050021
Lazies were one of the types I mentioned. Lazies, fatties and lazy fatties. But, kudos for your deal making. They get to be lazy and you get a cum dumpster.

>>742038709
kek sicko

>>742049967
I had a really low point where I sent nudes to a few people and they've threatened to release them before but never have. I feel its inevitable and it makes me sick.

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>>742049276
Here have proof

>>742047352
>cant remember it anymore
Oh trust me, fucking young children is something everyone would remember.
Youre full of shit, take your leave from this thread peacefully

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>>742045893
Fucking kill yourself pedo.

Use to lick my brother's gf's feet while she slept. I started off just sniffing them and it went from there. I'd do one solid lick from her heel to the base of her toes, sneak back to my room and jerk off with the taste still on my tongue.

>>742050288
Why tho? Did you ever get caught?

>>742050161
you and most people here.

dont worry too much anon.

>>742050288
She knew. She just liked it and was disgusted with herself for liking it, so she pretended to be asleep and let you do it.

>Ex left me cause her dad from "her home planet" said she wasnt made for love, said text came from kik
>FML

>>742050161
post them i wanna see

>>742050347
I like feet, and she had a habit of not covering them when she slept. Seeing them when I'd walk to the bathroom got me going. No one ever said anything so I guess she never knew.

>>742050191
Bro asked me about the list, which I don't remember. If you read on I answered the second part about a hot encounter.

i have this super hot female friend, i know i'm far in the friendzone with her but i'd like to bang her and the fact she's a little bit a nympho doesn't help.
One day after a party i was suppose to sleep at her home, we came back with a guy, like a top moel or something like that. Later in the night i could hear them in the next chamber. I decide to sneak to the door and watch them. It was so intense i fapped and cum all in my hand then i stayed watch until the end

>>742043825
Still got those pics? If not, you should post new ones.

>>742050381
I may be sick, but not that sick. Besides my brother was sleeping right next to her anyway.
>>742050454
Doubt it. She would have said something or at least dropped a hint to me if she liked it.

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>>742050161
This reminds me of a good "secret"
>Was fooling around with some girl behind her bf's back
>Was in a group chat with her, her friend, and a guy who liked her friend
>Someone had the amazing idea that we share all of our genitalia in the chat
>I went first just because I wanted to say "Yo that's my dick tho"
>MFW they actually all sent
>Idk how but "Girl's friend's ex" somehow got the photos of "Girl's friend"
>He showed me, for whatever reason
Lol, highschool was dumb and gay

when I was 10 and over my best friends house at the time his older brother blackmailed me into sucking his dick because I had brought my iPod there and I wasn't supposed to take it out of the house. I knew my mom would take away my iPod for a month if they found out. that was 11 years ago and now the brother is straight married with two kids.

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>>742050673

>>742050681
Its your turn to blackmail him into sucking your dick

>>742050673
that story was dumb and gay

>>742050673
i did that kind of gay shit with my friends in high school too kek

>>742050641
I promised to delete them for the sex. She was with me and watched me do them. I never had the need to save any since then. She is still a /b/tard and posts her own pics, pretending to be a guy on "pics you shouldn't share" threads. She thinks I don't know it's her posting them. Her mother took away her internet and I since got wifi and gave her my code. When my connection speed drops when I'm on /b/ and see them, I know it's her. She's a cute cubby who's bright for 14, but she is no genius. Black hair, brown eyes, pale skin, ghetto bootie with a bit of a gut. She didn't post yet tonight. I wonder where she is lurking. She pretends to be a boy to not get the "TGTFO"

>>742050795
I never got the chance to do gay stuff with people in high school. Probably cuz I didn't have friends.

>>742050752
This
It's the only way to regain your honor, anon
Better figure out where he keeps his iPhone

>>742038267
You.
Sick.
Fuck.

>>742050620
Cuck

>>742050380
Thanks. I try not to but the thought that someone could expose them to everyone I know makes my stomach hurt. Yours sounds a lot more serious though.

>>742050862
It ain't that bad not having friends, maybe you felt lonely or maybe you won't have any special memories but in the end it's always just you alone, people always leave so it's okay

>>742050764
That was the point!
>>742050795
I kissed my guy friend once because his girlfriend dared me to. Wow I am a faggot

>>742043118
Nice bro, any good stories?

>>742051005
You aren't a faggot if it was a dare
Doing gay shit with friends was fun in some way, we all just did it for shits and keks

>>742038267
When I was 11, I went on vacation with my family. We stayed at a hotel that had a bathtub. One day I decide to take a bath. There was an empty water bottle in the bathroom, and I used it to blow air in my ass so I could release super gnarly farts. I stopped and drained the tub when shit particles came out of my ass. Literally never told anyone.

>>742050910
Yep, sick fuck is withholding the dick from ugly little sister. Break the poor girl in, boost her confidence, give her a few orgasms. Maybe she will grow up hot.

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>>742046699
>drank the milk that she had in containers in her fridge.

>>742051130

>>742045176
>>742046550

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>>742050952
It's not that bad really. I'm an idiot and just do shit I shouldn't. cant keep my dick in my pants, and nobody knows about the details other than /b/ and some people I've talked to off here.

Just ordinary nudes in your case though? could be worse. They tend to blow over eventually, even if it takes a year before you stop thinking about how all your family and friends have seen it.

>>742044945
>be in 1st year

are you a fellow potato faggot?

>>742051207
I'm kind of jealous. I'm curious to what human milk tastes like.

>>742038267

Dude. She totally wants to bang.

2 days of amphetamines, tried to fuck a stranger, couldnt get the soldier to stand its ground.
shit like that goes straight to the feels

>>742049057
That periscope site indexes the scopes that are rapidly gaining viewers. Usually cause they nekkid.

Chat alternative is like omegle. It's summer so it's full of horny bitches

>>742051454
You need to use a cock ring with amphetamines my dude. The difficulty is getting it up and a cockring really helps with that.

>>742051418
Fucking same, man
We drank that shit a lot when were little babies
it must taste nice, I'd assume
Boy I can't wait to get my future wife pregnant and see her look of disgust when I beg to taste her breast milk!

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>>742050846
Nice! Thanks anon. I'll be on the lookout for her.

>>742051454
I know what you mean, anon. Had a girlfriend a couple years back, we only fucked twice. The first time I shot off like right away. The second time, she asked me "are you gonna cum in like two seconds again this time??" and that fucking hurt. Then, since we were both on adderall, I couldn't get hard, and had to use porn to get it up since she wouldn't help.

from the ages of 13 - 15/16? I went on omegle almost every day for hours seeking out old pedophiles and did whatever they wanted.

up until about 2 years ago (I'm 21 now) I would feel sick when I thought about it, but now for some reason I think back on it and sometimes get the urge to fap to the thought of it, and sometimes I search up omegle videos trying to find myself incase one of them recorded me

I went to a sex club with my gf. We're both fatties but she's significantly larger. I get chub rub and some pudge here n there but she gets this.. Smell that gets progressively worse throughout the night. On top of that she smokes so her breath follows her fold mold and stanks real bad. We are both getting over breakups and both wanted to try out a sex club. We have a terrific night, observing and watching the flock of men following us around. We spent a good majority of the night watching the main stage from up above on the little balcony. Two men were jerking it, one was handsome with a big cock. My larger friend liked him and kept waving at him, but he never waved back just always looked up at us. She started dancing and turned around. I waved at the big cock jerker and he quickly waved back.

>tfw your friend tells you she doesn't want to go say hi to him because she's scared of rejection.
>tfw you know he'll reject her but you encourage her to try anyway.

I had hoped it would make her think about why he rejected her and maybe she'd Fking shower.

>>742051647
You made a lot of folk happy. I'm not a faggot but there's still plenty of boys and girls that do the same to this day. I've lost a few loads to single digit pussy

>>742051306
Well they are kind of degrading and they have my face in it too so its not something I want out there. I sent a few pictures last year and then they threatened me back in february to send more or else they'll post them so i sent another one. They havent messaged me since but im always worried ill wake up one day to a picture of them sending them out and i want to throw up sometimes.

>>742051566
You're welcome. She is a hot chubby. I wasn't into chubbies before her. Oh, and save her pics to an external drive or a flash drive, pics of her is considered CP. She looks older, but that's only because the Puberty Fairty was generous with the Hormone Dust. She looked like a woman since she was 12.

>>742051743
I really am sick, just reading this is getting me all hot and bothered

>I jerk off so much with my dog in the room he doesn't even care. Sometimes he lays next to my leg while I'm spanking the monkey. I fear that one day he's just gonna crawl up and bite my cock or something
wat do?

>>742051534
how do you explain the cock ring to a stranger

>>742051530
Nah, can't find shit there. Is it the wrong time?

>>742051880
Uhh stop fapping near your dog?

>>742051572
yes women love to complain but rarely ever offer to help

>>742051880
He won't bite your dick man, dogs are loyal as fuck they love their owners

Fiance thinks we lost our friendship and the focus shifted on expectations from one and other.

I am not satisfied at all when she isn't in any sense sweet as she used to be.

I think im pretty fucked, am i ?

I really wish I could kill someone, I keep thinking about it yet sadly I have morals and know it's wrong and all of that, but I really really wish I could. I would be so happy. I can't tell that to anyone is such a pain.

>>742051833
yeah thats less than ideal.

If they spread them, they dont get anything else out of it though. dropping blackmail material is a last resort. nobody wins if they do that.

>source: blackmailed a few girls (probably not you), also on the list of shit I dont want getting out

>>742039211
Yeah I'm sure his GF is fucking lurking.

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>>742051943
No
>>742051974
That's a relief to hear
>inb4 dog Brutus

>>742051884
You don't?

>>742051546
My thinking exactly. Kind of makes me regret getting snipped and I missed my milk tasting opportunities because I felt like I would be outed as a pervert for even asking. My curiosity for it has nothing to do with sex. I just want to sample some mommy juice.

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>>742052126
think tripping for days without rest the ring would still do its work?

>>742052190
Isn't there any pregnant woman willing to sell her breast milk? Would totally pay for that

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>>742051688
I will honor your dubs with a bit of life advice, get fit together and take care of yourselves
Hell just droping soda for diet ones and going for walks 1 2 times a week is a start

You can become so much more

>>742051830
Use web based chat alt, if you get v& just reset IP

>>742052343
They're called milk maids.

>>742051454
This happend when I tried sex on acid. Dick wouldn't get hard. But, when she left in anger, dick got diamond hard for over an hour. She wouldn't answer her phone and I couldn't get off by beating off. I couldn't leave because I didn't want to go into the public with a mega hard-on while tripping my balls off. When I told her the next day, she called me a liar until a friend who was tripping with me (I was ignoring him during the hard-on, redialling her phone over and over again) came to defend me - telling her how awkward the whole time it was for him. I felt like a dick at that moment, realizing what I put him through while we were tripping. I vaguely remember him leaving the room a LOT as I wandered around in erection mode. Damn... I didn't even acknowledge he was there until I went soft.

>>742052101
So what you're saying is they wont spread them they'll just keep bugging me for more.

And screw you for doing that, it really doesn't feel good at all. Why do you even do it? What's the point?

>>742051860
Why what kind of degenerate stuff did you do for them?

>>742052383
Wait... they exist? As in really real? As in, I could pay to sate my lifelong curiostity? How do I find them without looking like a degenerate?

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>>742038267
>be me
>year one - three
>football player
>there was a guy with a mullet that would just sit and stare at our dicks in the shower
>same guy would piss on people too
>wanted to kick his ass for being a faggot
>didnt.
lost oppurtunities.jpg

>be me
>year 2
>football again
>different weird ass
>liked to climb on the lockers naked after practice
wishhefell.gif

>be me
>year 3
>football
>thinking im tough shit
>go against the biggest guy on our team in practice
>almost break hip
>standing on sidelines
>faggot friends shove their thumbs up my ass during game
>get caught on camera
>I'm in trouble for punching them in the stomach
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>>742052377
She won't. I've tried it, I've taken her on hikes and walks. I went to pride with her and she had to stop 4x per block because she couldn't breathe. She drinks soda and crap all the time. I've turned a lot of bad habits around and I'm on my way to being thinner, but she doesn't recognize it? Doesn't care? I wish I could take her out more, her mentality is perf for what I like to adventure in but she's just not on the same page with everything else.

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>>742052552 cont.
>be me
>year 4
>football
>even tougher this year
>gatorade barrels are stirred with a plastic stick
>stick has a cutout of a lightning bolt on its larger end
>post-practice shower
>smack freshmen on the ass with gatorade stick
lightningboltedbitch.wav
>still tough as fuck
>cried like a little bitch when the season was over and I couldnt play anymore
Ripme.ogg

>be me
>years 1 - 4
>football and school
>football players like to shove our thumbs up eachothers asses
>we also grab eachothers balls from behind
>antics begin to take hold in the general student body
>everyone is doing it
>do it to one of my friends in front of sjw teacher
>detention
>coach hears about it
>slaps my ass and tells me not to get caught again
wut.flv

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>>742052552
Those three years of football were surely worth it

>>742051566
Oh, she also posts in "teens" threads. She may put her pics elsewhere. I don't find her a lot on /b/, like about once a month I see pics. Usually something she posted before, rarely anything new. I'm luring in a teen thread now and see if she's posting. She's the only one with my modem code and my bandwith is being used.

>>742052442
>So what you're saying is they wont spread them they'll just keep bugging me for more.
yeah. play it reluctant, make them work for it, but dont shut off all contact with them. dripfeed anything you give them. if you completely cut them off, that's when you risk nudes being dumped. they need to have something to lose by doing it.

>And screw you for doing that, it really doesn't feel good at all. Why do you even do it? What's the point?
calm down fam, it's different. I do it when the girl is getting off on it too. some girls enjoy the fear and danger that comes with it.
the argument of if its still blackmail if it's consensual/semi-consensual is for another day.

>>742052552
>>742052629
I forgot how gay football was.

>>742052711
czech'd

>>742052514
No, just type chat alternative into Google.

Fucking summer fags

>>742052640
>>742052711
Hell yea they were. Oh man, good times.

>>742052489
The concept is as old as having babies. When the tribe has multiple births or when a queen has a baby they give it to a woman who's still nursing. Rich people do it when they don't want to breastfeed their babies they just hire a milk maid. It is a fetish and there are women who service men with their milking abilities. Coddle them, let them nurse n shit. If you do some research I'm sure you can find one. Maybe a poor mother who needs cash. I had a gf who's bf bought her hormones so she could produce milk for him to help him with his fetish. Her tits got huge.

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>>742048203

>>742052707
Thanks, I'll consider that. And sorry, didn't know it was a kink. That's dangerous though, don't know why anyone would get turned on by that. I'm going to leave now, thanks again.

>>742051566
Might be her, not sure though: >>742045480
If not, similar body, hair and skin. Boobs & belly seem bit smaller than her, but it might be camera angle.

>>742052583
Keep trying anon ,maybe shell come around through your progress but be ready that when you reach a certain point shell either join you or sabotage you

Was she always a fatty?

>>742052679
Ahh, hopefully she posts. The description you gave of her sounded absolutely amazing.

>>742041406
Your gf is cheating on you too mate or she'd have flipped out

>>742052679
Maybe she knows you're posting in this thread and she is holding off to tease you (and the rest of us)
Honestly though, I hope you two have as happy an ending as you realistically can have

>>742052854
>That's dangerous though, don't know why anyone would get turned on by that
same reason some people get turned on by fucking in public. the risk gives them that thrill.

it's dangerous like every other situation you put yourself in someone elses power. once they have that power they could use it for anything so there's a lot of trust.

good luck with your thing anon. if you ever need advice on it I lurk these threads regularly.

>>742052913
She has a low self esteem. I screencapped your comment. She will love the fact that a mere description of her is so nice.

>>742049353
>Mom is usually just a quiet old lady
>In traffic she transforms into a roid induced monster
>Everyone in a five mile radius of our car gets a "fuck you motherfucker"
Shit's hilarious but now she's getting too old to drive

>>742052955
Honey, just post for your fellow /b/tards. Give them some fapping material. One /b/tard loves how you look by my jusr decribing you.

>>742040522
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>742052980
I'm glad that she'll like that! Hopefully it'll bring her to post more.

>>742052895
Yes. I was too but like 50lbs at my worst. What sucks for me is I'm a built bitch, just thick. I always played sports and had muscle. She's just pure fat. She's got an extra me on her now that she's older. All my fat friends got fatter and they just never want to do anything. I have one friend that's my body type and very cute and we'd rock a sex club but she's such a fuckin prude.

>>742053056
But this is the internet fam.

>>742052488
basically anything, like cumming in my own mouth, and sucking my own dick.

also sharpie in pooper

>>742053126
Boosting her self esteem is something I like to do. Her mother is a major shaming bitch. If as a side-effect, she posts more, kudos for our /b/rothers. She mainly goes on /b/ because of her low self esteem, but the occasional "kill yourself fatty" does more than the more abundant complements. She is a girl.

>>742052244
From my experience, yes. Sometimes you're still horny but you just can't get it up. A cockring and some stimulation does wonders. You can even take it off after a while (you somehow feel a little less with one on), but it can happen that your dick just collapses on yourself then. But it's all useless if you're not really horny. so if you have wanked 10 times the day before, it's gonna fail.