Hello! Female voice/vocaroo request thread! I don't hav

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"I-It's not like I like daddy's big cock, or anything..."

Fucking A i thought i missed you. Exhibitionist guy here. Wrote those couple scripts i mentioned last night. One's kinda blackmailish, and the other one... kinda got away from me. Like, five minutes or more long. Which one you want first?

>>742026990
Let's go for the shorter one first so I can warm up a bit! lol

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Nice stuff again.

>>742027123
holy hell, you're using my park one for a sample. I love you, really i do. Anyway, here's the first one:
Oppai liar.


Excuse me, you're Jake? Hmm, you're cuter than your pic!

What? Oh, no. I'm the one you're waiting for. Starbucks on main street, four thirty sharp; that's what we agreed on. Yeah, I know I'm younger than you expected, but don't let that bother you. Hey! Where do you think you're going? (Threatening) You've got pictures of my bare tits on your phone, mister! That's kiddie porn!

(Relieved) Good. Look, I'm sorry for lying to you, i really am. But you gotta understand; it's fucking impossible for an eleven year old with D cups to get laid. (Increasingly annoyed) No titty lover is gonna touch me, and all the pedos I've met get turned off by these monsters. Humph. So. (Lovey dovey) We're going to go to your apartment, and I'm going to bounce on your cock till I'm satisfied, okay?

*giggle* get that goofy grin off your face, someone's gonna figure out what we're up to.

>>742027261
LMAO THAT FUCKIN IMAGE

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>>742026562
Hey! Dope R E M A S T E R S

Did you get the living underwear script I sent you?

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>>742027969

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can you help me prank someone? say this please

"hello you want to go to rabbit and be together again?"

>>742027325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7ykWvOlbB Man, oppai loli is such a cute concept.

>>742027871
Yeah! Sorry that I haven't gotten it to you yet. I have someone adding audio effects to make it even better. I should have it sent over sometime tomorrow! <3

>>742027261
>>742027908
>>742027935
>>742027969
>>742027993
This is the quality content I wanna see!

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>>742027993
Æ LMÅO

Say "jug boy is god, i would feed him grapes n shit."

"Daddy, I'm not sure we can play like that in the park"

"nira is the cutest person alive"

"sock soldier is cumming desu. hide your balls desu"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." in the most C rated sci-fi try hard voice possible.

>>742028304
>>742028256
>>742028209
>>742028164
>>742028071
REROLL FOR THESE POOR SOULS

>>742028099
damn!

>>742028099
holy shit! That's just above and beyond as fuck, thanks!

How about a read:

"Mom and dad have been training Emma to come on command. They stuff her in this box that makes her come over and over. She's totally restrained, with only her hands and feet sticking out, while it fucks her senseless inside. The crazy thing is, when she gets out she *actually* wants more!"

>>742028339
Ay thanks, was wortha shot

"Daddy locks me in his basement, feeds me chicken tendies divine. But this is just an illusion preparing me for the grind. Daddy takes his fursword out and sticks it in my bloodburger, i scream "

>>742028099
great delivery. it cuts off at the "*giggle* get that" though. also, a question for the future; do you find the direction (threatening, et al) helpful, or would you rather i left it out?

"elodie is a cock hungry slut"

>>742027325
I don't mind this and in fact >>742028099 is fucking awesome, but this is totally stolen from that one comic with Jade from Jackie Chan Adventures, right?

say "jug boy has a lot of golds and riches. wow-o he a good boy."

"Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."

Je ne sais qu'une seule chose, c'est que je ne sais rien.

"Why am I so tired? You gave me the sleepy drink again didn't you daddy? You think... you think you can keep FUCKING me... while... while I..."

>>742028654
aah, prophet, or whoever, the one where she's trying to get laid in her girlscout uniform? and keeps getting interrupted/"saved"? no, honestly, i haven't read or thought about that one in quite some time. this came from me thinking about how hard it'd be dealing with the inevitable hormonal tidal wave that an oppai loli would have to deal with.

>>742028420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M9nAPxJieL

>>742028677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WTf0P37I5h

>>742028524
I tried uploading it again and it cuts off :( It plays fine on the mp3 though. If you want to email me I could send it over to you! Direction helps a lot! I find sometimes I misconstrue the tone so having a set emotion in place helps a lot haha

>>742028677
Check'd son

>>742029174
Excellent. Much obliged.

can you help me prank someone? say this please

"hello you want to go to rabbit and be together again?"

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>>742029174
Sing Redbone by Childish Gambino

Loli or not is up to you

god bless

>>742028209
Reroll

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>>742026562
"You are a fucking embarrassment to me. You are a like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault. Alright? Cause you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time. With your fake boobs you feel you have to show off in your tight outfits and tight panties so they can see your pussy from behind!"

"C is an adorable piece of trash"

>>742029174
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M9nAPxJieL

Mom and dad training Emma.
One might use heavy machinery sound effects for this one.

;)

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"Oh my gosh you have such a big dick Daddy! Do you mine if I suck on it? Pretty please? I've been a good little girl. I promise I won't tell mommy. Yay! I get to suck Daddy's cock! *sucking and choking* Your cock tastes so good. *suck* Do you like it when I play with your balls? *more sucking and choking* How does it feel watching your little princess suck your big, hard, throbbing cock? *more moaning and sucking* ~mwah!~ Ok! Now that it's all wet, I'm gonna stick it inside me! Just let me get on top real quick. I'm gonna ride you all night long. My cunny is so wet for you Daddy, just look at it! All of my juices are leaking out just for you! I want you inside me so bad! Just let me straddle your cock for a minute. *moan* ~Oh!~ Your dick is about to go inside me Daddy! Are you ready? *moan* I just slid down Daddy's cock! Daddy's fucking me! *another moan* Daddy! It's so big! My pussy feels so tight around your cock! *more moaning* Fuck me Daddy, oh fuck me Daddy! I want you to get me pregnant! Cum deep inside your little girl! *Orgasm* Daddy's cum feels so good inside me. I can't wait to fuck you more."

>>742029174
okay, send it to [email protected]

and yes, i just made that account for this purpose.

and my captcha wants me to play skyrim it seems... NORD ONLY

>>742029174
you're a national treasure, op

Loli-ccubus memes?

"Oh? Surprise, surprise... another mortal summons me in the body of a CHILD. Disgusting. Oh and look, you've sealed away my magic too, how *fortunate* for you.

Rape me. Do it. That's what you wanted, right? Just do it. Fuck me like you could never fuck a kid from your world. Hard. I'll be good and wet for you. Make me cum."

>>742026562
your voice remainds me stanley's wife of The Stanley Parable
i don't know if you're a trap or a real woman, but i love your voice :3

>>742029759
Reroll

>>742029759
Rerolll

>>742029759
roll

>>742029759
Rerollll

>>742030088
Ayyyy

"kyun loves big black dick"

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>>742029670
I'd love to record OP imitating a forced orgasm kind of scene. Crying and panting and groaning, etc

Add some hitachi magic wand sfx and a low pass filter, and it's good

The script was inspired by pic related

Je ne sais qu'une chose, c'est que je ne sais rien.

>>742026562
Say this is a soothing voice, "I love you. And no matter what the future holds, I'm going to cherish every moment."

>>742030325
gay

>>742030325
reroll

Please say "Our right wing death squads have returned victorious. All hail God Emperor Trump!"

>>742030434
roll

>>742030221
I'm not OP btw
But I could have lots of fun with this one actually. It's a lot of fun working on these!

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>>742026562
Please read this poem

>>742030480
Roll

"Repent, you mother fucker!"

>>742030196
reroll

>>742030480
Rolling

Say
Yankee Ty needs to eat shit and die

>>742030480
Roll

>>742028567
Roll

>>742030719
roll

>>742030480
Rolled

>>742030719
rolla

>>742030719
rollerino

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Look...
If you had...one log...or one opportunity...
to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment,
would you capture it?
Or just let it flush?
***
Yo
His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Like confetti
He's anxious, but face is painted to look calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his ass but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh he only had to pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's checked with endoscope, his warm creamy log grows
He's so stuffed that he knows when he goes
Back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

>>742030719
rollae

>>742030719
roll pls

say die mother fuckers, die!

>>742030719
rollaaa

>>742030818
Roll

>>742028256
Reroll

>>742030719
i said rollll

>>742030818
Rolling

>>742030719
hey roll

>>742030719
hi

>>742030818
Roll for gold

>>742030818
Rollling

"Latsu is in love with big black cock"

Requesting "Wait, Yotsuba! No, stop!"

>>742030818
Roal

>>742030719
roll cmon bb

>>742030719
hi rollwe

>>742030434
Rolling for this

>>742031161
Roll

>>742030719
i need this roll

>>742029759
Rolling for this work of art

>>742030719
hi rolewf

>>742031161
Rolling again

"marvin let me suck your big cock

Roll. If won. Say, "Donkey the hole."

>>742031266
WINRAR

>>742030719
pls say this

>>742030719
pls fucking dubs

>>742029759
>>742030088
Well RIP

>>742030719
just say it

>>742030719
pls werfewr

>>742031281
marvin your cock is so big

>>742030719
i need dubs

>>742030719
hi rolll;;

>>742030719
hi babe roll

marvin take my virginity

marvin i need your big cock in me

>>742026562
I don't love you oni-chan... You never really meant anything to me.

marvin your cock is amazing

marvin stick it in my pussy

"I'm here to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all outta ass...and fuck marvin"

marvin shove your cock in me

>>742031266
>>742031077
>>742031066
>>742030477
>>742030366
>>742030088
>>742029422
>>742028677
>>742028099

***DUBS***

fuck me marvin

daddy marvin your cock is so big

fuck off marvin your name is stupid

marvin skull fuck me

>>742031281
>>742031450
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>>742031592
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>>742031694
>>742031833
>>742031915
top fucking kek

>>742032000
trips baby

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>>742032000

andrew is gay

now put it in my ass marvin

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So I'm guessing OP left? Why start the thread when you don't have a lot of time to stick around? Why not make a thread when you know you have enough time?

>>742032062
It doesn't matter because OP abandoned the thread early.

https://twitter.com/shelltheva

found her old twitter

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>>742026562
Hey femanon, my request is for you to tell us how it feels to have committed your unique vocalisations to recordings that fetishize and fantasise about paedophilia.

You may as well have placed an imprint of your fingerprints to go with your thread, you do know that vocalizations are utterly unique right?

Have you ever given a voice command to google or android or facebook?

That means google has your voice imprints forever, stored in their database. They will also have these recordings you are making.

I would like to request that you tell us what you will do when Skynet joins the dots between these one day?

How will it feel for you at Christmas dinner when uncle mike and and your little cousins and your dad know that you like to record twisted pedo fantasies?

When your entire friends list on facebook gets to read about you in the news or in a buzzfeed article?

What will you do femanon?

Please fulfil my request and tell us how your thoughts on the matter.

Also, tits or GTFO.

>>742026562

"Oi daddy, put that cock in me fucking bunghole. [grunting] Struth m8! That's the fucking stuff."

Or similar in your best (worst) australian accent.

>>742032495
Christ, leave the loli voice actor alone you psycho

This OP sucks!

>>742032495
Nice dude she's just having some fun and you come to make her paranoid. That get you off or can you not get off unless you use your "fuck me master 10000"?

>>742032495

>guilt!
>shame!
>guilt!
>woooo ogabooga

Padre, pls.

>>742032904
>>742033003

It's too late for her now, the matrix has her. I just would like to know her thoughts on the matter.

And don't fucking blame me, I didn't make her do it, get fucked.

>>742032919
Don't say that

>>742033099
Take your humiliation fetish and hang yourself with it. Fuckers like you ruin good shit for the rest of us.

>>742032495
They'd also know you were here and that you demanded to see her tits

>>742032495
By providing voice service the OP is exempt from the "Tits of get the fuck out" rule and I think she claimed to be a male trap in a past thread.

>>742033347
I don't think you can demand anything on the internet bruv.

Asking to see a woman's tits on the internet is pretty shameful alright, how will I ever live that one down?

>>742033431
fuck!

>>742033431
There are no exemptions to tits on /b/ you tit hating homosexual.

>>742033506
You demanded to see her tits, this isn't even clever quibbling.

>>742033431
well fuck, if a man is capable of emulating a loli voice like this and is dedicated to a feminine appearance i might as well download grinder.

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>>742033637

>>742033645
I saw a picture she linked to on her Discord of "her" butt and crotch bulge and I'm not saying it's a dude, but the pimply ass alone... Wew lad I wouldn't go near that.

>>742033929
I feel like you've got the wrong op...

PLEASE SAY "SUBSCRIBE TO DAISFODAYS FOR MORE FUNNY GAMING VIDEOS"

I have 4 other va's saying this and my friend hates me for it god please l=keep the streak

PLEASE SAY "SUBSCRIBE TO DAISFODAYS FOR MORE FUNNY GAMING VIDEOS

>>742034072
Nope, she is "peepee"

"SUBSCRIBE TO DAISFODAYS FOR MORE FUNNY GAMING VIDEOS"

no GOD PLEASE

PLEASE SAY "SUBSCRIBE TO DAISFODAYS FOR MORE FUNNY GAMING VIDEOS"

PLEASE SAY "SUBSCRIBE TO DAISFODAYS FOR MORE FUNNY GAMING VIDEOS" god

>>742034356
you tried

>>742034259
>>742034321
>>742034356
Send her your request at this email [email protected]

>>742026562
I don't care if I must travel to the ends of Eternia, I will fuck you into submission with my 10 inch strap-on! Your ass is mine He-Man!

>>742034495
Oh god damn it, I want to hear someone say this in Skeletor's voice!

"Tsuyu Asui is best girl."

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Tfw when u dont get dubs

>>742034728
tfw you get two pairs of dubs on a post telling someone to shut up but not on an actual suggestion

>>742031724
reroll

>>742035017
fuck off, damn it. Rerrooolll

Can you say something as if you were guiding your little sister how to suck a cock, but you're practicing on your sleeping daddy.

>>742035088
ayyyy

Can everyone stop orbiting already

"Please stop, we can't do this Alan, we're mother and son, stop, stop noooo, pull it out, stop this (moans) oh god please, oh oh fuck, don't, don't cum in me, pull out please ahhh"

>>742034728
trust me when i say it is worse when you get the dubs and op bounces instead of filling your request

>>742035088
Do this

>>742035869
She left us 8 minutes into the thread

>>742035979
Got v&. Sad!

I wake up every morning and curse god for not killing me in my sleep.

>>742035979
What a cum guzzling whore, this cock sucking vermin should be fulfilling her daddy's requests.

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>>742034728

>>742034728
who's him?

>>742037861
i dunno. the trap voice acting this thread? maybe she came back to troll us

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im a boy but ill do voice requests

>>742038458
Do >>742035088

>>742038458
say "fuck me hard daddy"

>>742038458
Would you mind voicing for people that rolled dubs like these?
>>742031266
>>742031077
>>742031066
>>742030477
>>742030366
>>742030088
>>742029422
>>742028677
>>742028099

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>>742038554
I'm not good at making things, ill read w/e though.

>>742038597
https://clyp.it/jlibmnv3

>>742038973
https://clyp.it/etjckzpc

Still active in that discord peepee?

>>742033929
Post it

>>742039112
You have a good voice.

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>>742039353
https://clyp.it/kzxxcc2r

>>742039476
You sound sort of like the actor that plays Scott Pilgrim.

>>742039629
https://clyp.it/x0sdc2tn

>>742032495
My battle AI will surely destroy the Skynet

>>742039629
Sorry if you aren't a fan of the actor, or movie. I didn't mean to insult you.

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>>742039629
Everyone is waiting to fap to Michael Cera

>>742026562
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
Say it fast

>>742039112
do it faggot make me cum

>>742040591
Rell.

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>>742040433
https://clyp.it/0sntcukv

>>742040669
https://clyp.it/0tyknhih

>>742040901
Kevin is that you?

Not them but you sound like a buddy of mine who just happens to be gay

Not an insult but you got a voice that can provide some fun reads

>>742040512
I know i sure am

>>742040901
Scott Pilgrim vs the World is a really good movie. I would recommend it.

>>742040901
Are you an ISTP?

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>>742041283
https://clyp.it/wvs2si11

>>742041477
https://clyp.it/rknrznbk

>>742041493
https://clyp.it/o4fljzti

>>742026562
All CIA niggers must surrender to the IRA by December 15th or they shall feel God's wrath. This is God's temple.

>>742042207
reolling

>>742032809
rerolling for STRAYAN

>>742041590
I dont know man you sound just like my buddy kev

Will you be reading more scripts or hang around in similar threads...maybe create them?

You got a soothing voice

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>>742042207
>>742042348
>>742042610
https://clyp.it/neshkvkv
https://clyp.it/jnvyi5nc
you probably were not asking for me to do it but here it is anyway

>>742042759
https://clyp.it/r3t4bxuo

>>742041590
gonna read some of the scripts here since op is dead?

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>>742043594
p
h
o
e

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>>742043600
https://clyp.it/cknvdyza

>>742044022
https://clyp.it/ixaimtmh

>>742043594
Good voice for asmr anon, lewd readings wont be my cup of tea but comfy shit will

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>>742044150
https://clyp.it/m3kvjifv

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>>742044135
the island ...

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>>742044549
https://clyp.it/vpacc2al

>>742044294
>>742044135
Damn it, i cant think of anything to have you say thats asmrish. Its so simple to come up with lewd shit but not non erotic comfy shit....sorry anon im trying


Best i can think of is have you ramble on about your day or something

>>742033598
Then I hope you like never having any fun content from self respecting females, mate. Plenty of people post for attention.. many of them don't have a hot loli voice.

Requesting "Marissa, I know you are hung over but try to make it through the day okay?" Plz and thanks. Lovely voice OP

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>>742044745
im onto u

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>>742044781
https://clyp.it/2pq0nrcq

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>>742045024
https://clyp.it/hje0bgbk

>>742045026
https://clyp.it/libututz

>>742045191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmTWXwGaot

>>742045028
Whats an average day go for you, what do you usually do? What boards do you frequent, how long have you been coming here etc

Honestly any long ramble will do, as i said you have a comfy voice to sleep to

>>742045355
Hi Revi!

>>742045191

exclaim delightfully, "jimbo stick your sausage in my ears because i'm will wellington!"

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>>742045191
good night phoe

>>742045355
Hello, do you still create your voice threads or has that been dead for a while?

Heh, Not bad kid, you made me use 10% of my power.

>>742045028
https://clyp.it/wurje0iz

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>>742045419
>>742045490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EnRXQmX07f

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>>742045355
https://clyp.it/4sesgkxy

>>742045386
i tried
https://clyp.it/0ai5tep5

>>742045453
https://clyp.it/bppe00pk

>>742045488
https://clyp.it/lobzbkls

>>742045490
Yes she does and they are the best vocaroo threads on /b/ these days.

>>742045838
>>742045859
I take it theyre still done during the morning hours, thanks for letting me know. ill try to catch them, had fun the last time i was in there, have a good one

>>742045857
kek

>>742045857
https://clyp.it/rzl1eijx

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>>742046081
https://clyp.it/f2e5ndyk

>>742045857

not bad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mirGdugaHP

>>742045857
Just got through it, thanks for the filling the request. It was nice listening to it, glad you dropped by here.

>>742046173
https://clyp.it/awuh3ira

>>742046173

i'd sodomize your childhood, just saiyan!

>>742046173
You are clearly a soft spoken male teenager, so my best guess is that they ask you what your gender is because of modern politics. You might sexually identify as an Apahe attack helicopter and they don't want to be vehiclephobes.

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>>742046325
https://clyp.it/5kdaxztj

>>742046384
https://clyp.it/uc50rwe2

>>742046403
https://clyp.it/yntqjzwd

>>742046469
https://clyp.it/un12w1ya

>>742046469
https://clyp.it/mbdcik0e

>>742045859
They are? Shit, man. I just say dirty words in my laundry room. I'm glad the threads are so well liked- they're fuckin' fun.
>>742046052
Morning threads are the best it seems. Afternoon just gets too out of hand.

Night guys.

Say

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeey mar, my love"

>>742046403

simmer down syndrome autismo chad

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>>742046593
https://clyp.it/aau5cg5z

>>742046719
https://clyp.it/eryhyhkx

>>742046597

i am
you is
they are
we all be will wellington

>>742046931
https://clyp.it/yvhccmbi

>>742046836
17 to 19 yo

>>742047103
Gay teenage boy.

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>>742047103
18, p close.
I'll be back btw, roomate is home and i dont want to explain all this. i'll do more when im back

>>742047188
ps IM NOT GAY IN ANYWAY
doesn't help i look like a girl too fml i want to die

>>742047097
Come back from new york

>>742046836

round won tree?

>>742031266
>>742031161
Do this please

>>742047233
>not gay

So you just sound naturally whiny?

>>742046081
>>742046403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iLAYBJ9y5d

>>742047233
I bet that you don't look like a girl at all. I remember a couple years back when I went through the same shit and everyone that heard my voice called me "ma'am". It fucking pissed me off.

>>742047097

bwain top fukt!

>>742047360
https://clyp.it/vszo1lx4

>>742047540
You're so autistic

>>742047399
https://clyp.it/qv54qldn

dey won in dat saem! BAMBOOZLE!

>>742047623
https://clyp.it/adn0baey

>>742047783
Give me your best bazinga

>>742048207
https://clyp.it/4u0dzbll

>>742026562

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

(in a cute, young voice)

>>742048290
Good enough. The thread is now officially yours. Please take requests.

make moaning noises in a loli voice and say "master tyrone fill my loli ass with your big black cock and make me cream filled like a twinkie"

>>742047272
what?

>>742047293
I sound whiny?

>>742047399
I look like a girl, even if i don't talk at all, they just say things like "hey little girl where are your parents at? etc

>>742049166
D u b s

>>742049978
A disgusting spic and a retard
>>742051243
You should start filling out gay requests

>>742052316
OP left a while ago. I'd do this but I'm at work and I dont want my coworkers to know im a retard

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>>742052366
but im not even gay