this happened a few years ago, but i still would like to share

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>>742002291

ok then, here we go!


DAY 1
>goes to pool
>chill for a few hours
>employee tells me i have to wait to get back into condo because i'm wet
>youfuckingprick.jpeg
>come up with nasty plan
>hides behind object to spy on dickhead employee
>sees him go into a strange room that normally would go unnoticed at first glance
>looks through hole in wall
>dickhead is smoking weed
>waits for him to leave
>i go and buy a box, gift wrapping paper, laxatives, and sticky notes
>takes big shit in box, gift wrap it, and write a note on it
>writes "hope you enjoy, cunt." on it
>employee noticeably shaken up by something the next day
>youfuckingdeservedit.jpeg

bump more pls

>>742002291
Continue please

I'm invested. Moar

DAY 2


>in shitty room
>starts hearing weird noises
>thinks nothing of it
>noises start getting louder and weirder
>turns on light
>finds out where the noises are coming from
>hole in wall can show me what is making the weird noises
>takes a look inside of hole in wall
>sees a couple having hardcore sex
>girl is a solid 9/10
>she rides the guy's dick really fucking good
>starts jerking off to couple
>doesn't get caught once
>shit is super cash
>gets idea
>begin to cum all over the shit room and other places in the building
>overhear employees talking about how pissed off they are about me jizzing all over the place
>comes up with even nastier plots
>thinks to myself
>"employees haven't seen shit yet..."

>>742003962
PLS CONTINUE

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more pls

>>742004311
checked and more pls

>>742003962
>>742003105
>>742002291
Even if OP continues to deliver this is shit and dull, no substance.

DAY 3


>happy to hear that the employees hate my sperm everywhere
>starts spying on employees for information on how i can fuck with them even worse
>hears they have ant problems
>greatidea.jpeg
>goes to local grocery store
>buys literally all of their bread
>can use it for food and to fuck with dickhead employees
>puts bread in every nook and cranny
>their ant problem is out of fucking control
>tries to come up with more ways to worsen the ant problem
>decides to mix up food items
>occasionally put things like small pieces of candy or something in various areas of the building.
>place calls exterminators
>i put more bread crumbs
>the exterminators are costing them quite a lot of money
>i am fucking unstoppable
>exterminators stop coming
>ants keep on coming
>i've basically made the condo my bitch

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>>742004949
This is a good thread OP

>>742004949
more pls

Pls Continue!

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>>742004949
Moar

Feed me more

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Somebody screen cap this plz.

Bump don't let it die

DAY 4


>keeps making ants arrive for about a week
>starts to get bored with the ants
>stirs up some nasty ideas
>decides to piss in various areas
>only lasts for a few days
>starts to get boring again
>decides to come up with the nastiest ideas i could possibly conceive
>starts going into areas outside to look for dead animals
>starts to put roadkill and other things in the building
>dickhead employees are fucking furious
>starts investigation
>they got absolutely no evidence of anybody that could be causing this mayhem
>i cause more ants to arrive with my bread crumbs
>unintentionally causes a swarm of disgusting ass flies to arrive because of the roadkill i put out
>decides to up the severity of the ant infestation
>puts out even more bread crumbs
>decides to make more animals arrive
>starts to lure in opossums and cockroaches
>the opossums arrive in a timely manner, but not the cockroaches
>decides to use laxatives and take massive shits down the hallways of the building on every single floor
>also leaves roadkill and opossums
>i start to notice their business is starting to drop
>straight 50 keks
>starts thinking to myself
>realizes i have totally been holding back on my nasty plots
>begins to brainstorm once again

>>742006224
moar

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>decides to use laxatives and take massive shits down the hallways of the building on every single floor

Moooore

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>>742006224
>realize I've been holding back
Are you ok?

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Put me in the screen cap pls

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more you nigger

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I need more, I need it!

DAY 5 PART 1


>my beautiful disgusting rampage is starting to fuck with their business
>the dickheads install cameras and other shit
>youcantfuckingstopme.avi
>the cockroaches finally arrive
>comes up with the nastiest plot i could ever conceive
>decides to smear my own shit, the blood of the dead animals, and my own cum all over the walls of the building
>also decides to buy an axe and axe the fucking walls
>but there's only one thing stopping me
>the security cameras

>>742007214
oh lawd pls bring me moar

>>742006224
That's a lot for one day, isn't it?

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Hello, r/4chan

BUMP so hard right now

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Please, continue

boomp

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This thread

>>742008081
lol

How does OP not get evicted for smearing his senen everywhere?

>>742008183
he's a sneaky mother who couldn't get caught

DAY 5 PART 2


>brainstorms for an entire week
>there's only a single way i can execute my plan
>i must become a dickhead employee myself
>apply for job
>people don't even recognize me as a person there because of their horrible work practices
>gets job effortlessly
>people there think i live somewhere else
>basically break into my own domicile for an entire week
>cunthead boss tells me i can monitor the security cameras
>HOLYFUCKINGSHITLETSGO.zip
>"monitor" the cameras for a few hours
>translation: play SM64 using an emulator, jerk off to porn, listen to my favorite music (Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)
>decides it's time to strike
>goes to my room
>grabs axe
>axe all of the security cameras
>timetogetrapedassholes.jpeg
>waits for usual closing hours
>goes through with my plan
>all of the walls are covered in shit, blood, cum, piss, and axe wounds
>it's so fucking beautiful
>dickhead employees practically shit themselves
>except for me
>goes into "work" next day
>asks cunthead boss if i can monitor the cameras some more
>she caves in
>wait.jpeg
>they have more security cameras in a different room
>sits there, watching dickhead employees clean up my beautiful mess, laughing my fucking ass off
>shit is so fucking cash

>>742008563
BUMP 4 MOAR

you are my fuckig hero right now OP

>>742008563
I swear if this ends with a shitty pun

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You are an legend

>>742008563
this is bordering on lunacy, but I'm willing to engage in suspension of disbelief to hear the end of the story

>>742008563
>, listen to my favorite music (Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)

omfg when you thought it couldn't get better

>>742008563
>(Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)
>the list goes on

BUUUUMP

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>>742008563
>Is able to do all of this in 5 days
Still a good story, though, please continue

>>742009323
>>742008563
>DAY 5 PART 2
>brainstorms for an entire week

>>742009323
It took him weeks learn to read pal.

>>742008563
You Fucking Live There

Bump Please don't die

bumpo dumpo

I honestly have no idea how i didn't get caught with all my jizz on the walls.


DAY 6 PART I
>starts to panic thinking i might have been caught by the other cameras i didn't know about
>starts to look for the functioning cameras
>finds them all in only 2 hours
>the employees are raging
>goes back to monitoring security cameras and putting roadkill, ants, opossums, and cockroaches for a few days
>gets bored
>lets even more animals in
>rats, lizards, etc.
>>dickhead employees start to investigate other dickhead employees
>ohshit.jpeg

Don't die, I screenshotted on shitty iphone 4 though guys.

>pull out gun
>fuck my boss
>fuck his boss and his daughter
>cum everywhere
>shoot rapiees
>dead everywhere
>police don't come because that's irrelevant for my story
>get my wickedest ideas ever
>ideaboner.jpg (GREENTEXT JOKE LOL)
>nuke the ants irradiating SUPER ants
>they shit and piss everywhere

>>742008563
this legit sounds like it was written by a 12 year old

>>742010234
just let him have his moment desu

Just to let you know the poster count remained at 1 at the start, OP was telling himself to cont.

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>>742008563
MORE

DAY 6 PART II


>>dickhead employees keep everyone on watch
>starts thinking up more nasty plots and ways to get around them watching me
>comes up with master plan
>shut off cameras
>wait for the dickhead employees to leave
>carries out the things i normally did
>as i do it, i come up with 2 great disgusting ideas
>lure opossums into air vents
>starts to repeatedly throw dead animals into the walls
>takes shits in the hallways and in the elevators too
>hears noise
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.mov
>it's a opossum
>decides to amp up the number of dead animals
>axes 3 to 4 opossums
>throws them into the wall a few times
>chooses to write fucked up shit in their blood
>draws a pentagram in the opossum blood
>writes "FUCK YOU DICKHEADS" in the opossum blood
>watches dickhead employees clean up the mess
>fucking kek
>notices boss crying
>notices she's kind of hot
>newgoal.jpeg

>>742011111

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>>742011154
oh boy here we fucking go

>>742011154
ohhhh fuck

This is so not believable at all but I can't stop reading.

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>>742011154
i see where this is going

>>742003962
fake and gay, like out of an autistic kid that wnats sex

>DAY 7
>>start talking to the boss
>ask to come round her house
>nut all over her face
>i shit myself and a dead opossum comes out
ohshit.jpeg
>realise ive been caught i axe that bitch then shit her out in the reception

>>742011618
???

>>742011618
NOT OP BTW JUST BORED OF WAITING FOR OP TO DELIVER

>>742011677
false flag

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bumping for moar

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>>742011880
sorry

>Tool
That is my shit

>>742011618
at least be more creative

bump nigger

heres what happened OP

>you made up a bunch of lies

/thread

>>742012171
i was gonna but just got lazy

DAY 7


>does the usual routine for another 2 weeks
>realizes my boss is fucking hot
>musters up the courage to ask her out on a date
>she says yes
>IAMBETANOFUCKINGMORE.gif
>takes her to fancy restaurant
>this becomes a thing in between me doing fucked up shit to the motel and working there
>gets another idea
>starts to write disturbing shit on the walls way more frequently
>usually talking about how i "enjoyed" killing the opossums, cockroaches, lizards, rats, etc. or something related to satan
>ff to a date with my cunthead-no-more boss
>she asks me to be her boyfriend
>immediately say yes
>BETANOFUCKINGMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.avi
>starts to notice the motel business steadily declining
>straight fucking kek
>ifuckinglovemylife.jpeg

>>742012313
this

>>742012346
this niggers lies just get more and more entertaining

>>742012346
is hope this turns into some sort of fable where op starts living with the boss and the motel goes bankrupt or closes down so theyre forced to be homeless

Bumping to save

DAY 8


>ff a few days
>working there, getting paid decently, fucking up their business, going on dates with my boss
>decides to get more creative
>starts tossing baking soda and milk all over the walls
>gf starts telling me how upset my beautiful mayhem is making her
>hmmmmm.mov
>dosen't fuck shit up for a couple of days
>starts feeling kind of nasty
>begins to plot yet again
>chooses to take laxatives and take shits through holes in the walls into people's rooms
>shit is funny and cash af
>starts pushing dead animals into the holes and luring alive ones through the holes as well
>straight keks
>gf and i are becoming more serious
>i start to get even nastier towards my sabotaging of the motel
>then it hits me
>i want to be with my boss forever

This is the fakest gayest shit I've ever heard. This shit wouldn't even take off on r/4chan

This is utter horseshit but I love it

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>>742013362
ARE THOSE WEDDING BELLS I HEAR??

Bump faggot

Fuck. Hurry up op

Bump niggar.

I don't have all night nigger


That's a lie

>>742002291
vump

>>742006052
No

>>742007014
hi mom

DAY 9
(I should be calling it "CHAPTER 9" but whatever)


>ff a couple of days later
>cant stop thinking about living with her
>gets even worse
>does the norm but doubled
>axes more animals
>dickhead employees just get more and more pissed off
>more and more keks
>the thought of living with her is consuming my thoughts
>eventually we bang
>she's really good in the bedroom
>the sex just makes me crave living with her forever more and more
>amifuckingcrazy.gif
>does normal routine for a few weeks
>the craving just becomes stronger
>the craving now conquers my thoughts
>i think of nothing else other than marrying her
>icanttakeitanymore.jpeg
>begins to brainstorm once again

OP sure takes his time with this shit

This is captivating cancer.

more than 2h for a story, this is hard

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Bump this bitch

>>742014957
Seriously? What a fucking summer faggot.

>>742014957
I'm hard

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>>742014614

I can probably go on the same vacation and op would still be on day 9

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Bump

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Bump

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>kek

this is gayer then aids

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Ffs

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>>742015188
Checked

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Someone get Brendaniel on the fucking horn

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>>742006052
K

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Op is a nigger
/thread

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This hole thread has a special place in my screencaps folder

>>742015622
whole*

>>742015622
No you had it right

In between OP's posts I biked into town and got chips and guacamole and came back.

>>742006052
>being this new

Put me in the screencap pls

DAY 10


>starts thinking
>my plan is the only way
>i will end the saga with the most beautiful, rancid, gorgeous, vile tragedy mankind could possibly think of
>ff 1 week later
>buys shitload of various items to carry out my gorgeous horrific plan
>there's a day where the motel is closed
>thisisit.avi
>spends the entire day shitting, pissing, jizzing, killing animals, putting them in rooms (dead or alive), swarming more and more critters, etc.
>the dickhead employees arrive the next day
>basically have blue balls for their reaction
>kek more than i've ever had
>puts dead animals in laundry while on break
>hears that motel is now in debt
>lmfao
>steals their money right out of their cash register
>does this along with fucking their shit up for another 3 weeks
>motel is in very bad debt
>eventually they get sued by somebody living there for $100,000
>dude comes out on top
>motel is forced to shut down
>gf has no place to stay
>she moves in with her brother
>goes home
>gf and i have long-distance relationship
>decides to move closer to her
>ff 5 years later
>asks to marry her
>she says no
>completely shattered and devasted
>she breaks up with me 2 months later
>ifuckinghatemylife.jpeg
>ff to present day
>i'm now sitting at my computer telling the story of how i shut down a motel, slayed animals, and got a gf for a couple of year
Fin.

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Bummmp

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>>742016141
feels bad man

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>>742016141
How anticlimactic

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>>742016141

>>742016141
Op is a nigger confirmed.

*years.


i fucked up on accident. sorry /b/ros.

>>742016141
B A D E N D
Amazing story though.

>>742016178
Fuck off, summerfag

thanks man. glad you enjoyed.

>>742016141
top lel

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>>742016141
I DEMAND A BETTER ENDING

Want a better ending? Here.


DAY KEK
>starts thinking
>my plan is the only way
>i will end the saga with the most beautiful, rancid, gorgeous, vile tragedy mankind could possibly think of
>ff 1 week later
>buys shitload of various items to carry out my gorgeous horrific plan
>there's a day where the motel is closed
>thisisit.avi
>spends the entire day shitting, pissing, jizzing, killing animals, putting them in rooms (dead or alive), swarming more and more critters, etc.
>the dickhead employees arrive the next day
>basically have blue balls for their reaction
>kek more than i've ever had
>puts dead animals in laundry while on break
>hears that motel is now in debt
>lmfao
>steals their money right out of their cash register
>does this along with fucking their shit up for another 3 weeks
>motel is in very bad debt
>eventually they get sued by somebody living there for $100,000
>dude comes out on top
>motel is forced to shut down
>gf has no place to stay
>asks her if she wants to stay at my place
>spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>spaghetti falls out of her pockets too
>hears door open
>it's shrek
>he rapes us with his big ogre cock
>flies away carefully tucked in shrek's asshole with gf

>>742015377
ikr

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>>742002291

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>>742008563

>actually spells it KOЯN

OP here. Yeah, it kind of gets on my nerves that very few people actually spell the band's name as "KOЯN" too. I feel like it should always be spelled like that.

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moderately ok story

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>>742016141
rewrite ending now

op here. lol i wish it ended differently too, /b/ro. i can only dream. :(

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>>742018749
>>742019366
its fine op i still enjoyed

thanks /b/ro. i appreciate it. anyone want to know some more about what happened after the story?

>>742019843
I swear if it's another bad ending story

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>>742019843
do it, i also like how you dont directly reply

don't worry, it's not. here's the list of extra stuff that happened after the motel got shut down.
1. I actually went to therapy to see if I was fucked up in the head because of me killing some of the animals.

2. My ex's brother was actually abusive towards her. Not physically, but certainly verbally. What a shithead. Happy I kicked his punk ass after I heard the news.

3. I actually have nightmares about dead opossums and lizards because of the fucked up shit I did to them.
That's the list. I'm glad you enjoyed my tale. And to those wondering, this really did happen. ;)

>>742016141
So anticlimactic that it might even be true

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>>742020494
even tho i enjoyed pls dont torture any more animals

>>742002291
This motherfucker better get me in the cap

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>>742006052
fine. if you want a different setup or sonething like Futaba or Yotsuba just say

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>>742021880

>742006052
already got it all

>>742021553
unless i'm the only one doing the cap I can't really do that. whenever I tried to setup a screencap it ended up bad so I include some replies but mostly it's just the actual greentext

That happened

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>>742021972

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>>742022856

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>>742022893

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>>742022941

OP here. Thank you for screencapping the greentext. I appreciate it. Also, I won't abuse any more animals, and I really like the nickname you gave me. Bahama Anon sounds really fucking cool imo.

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>>742023064

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>>742023083
>>742023120

thanks. this is a pretty interesting story too

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>>742023213

I fucking watched game of thrones and this thread still isn't dead yet Jesus (this is the guy who bought chips and guacamole)

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>>742023249

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>>742023259

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>>742023361

>>742004949

kek, ants don't eat bread

>>742023571
Are you an ant

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>>742023083
good.

thanks for the story m8 and screen capper.

>>742023571
ants eat everything dude

This kid did none of these things.

Thanks OP, I think you destroyed my dick. I started fapping when you made the thread, and I had to edge for almost 3 hours waiting for you to post. I was refreshing over and over to see if you had posted anything. When the story finally ended, I couldn't even cum. Like I literally can't even cum anymore, I tried but I can't. I think something is wrong. Fuck you OP.

>>742024778
what the fuck