Poorly discribe a game, movie, or show. Others guess part two.

>>741998321
>This is my city now
>No its not
>Broken bones involved

Movie

>Drink blood
>hallucinate
>Kill a dragon
>die

>>741998461
Old boy

>everyone's a fucking criminal, including my mother
>I have stupid weapons
>Somehow this plan works

Show

>>741998593
nope

>I look pretty much exactly like my wife
>We're both addicted to pills
>Haunted 24/7

Game

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>Oh oh
>umm umm
>i- I- I-

>>741998804
Transformers?

>some guy gets blown up
>guy's friend gives guy's son his phone number
>says to call him if he's ever in a bad situation
>fuckin paedo
>10 years later kid is a chav
>steals car
>calls phone number
>paedo comes to pick him up
>chav goes through weird training regimen, won't kill stupid pug
>michael caine is disappointed, so is paedo
>paedo kills westboro baptist church
>nog with a lisp kills paedo
>chav kills nog with a lisp
>chavs mum nearly kills baby
>chav has anal sex with swedish princess

>>741998659
GTA 5

>>741998840
Kek, no but I lik the guess

>>741998849
No man, I said show

>>741998321
The Darkness

>>741998461
Steven Seagall: The Path Beyond Thought

>>741998848
Kingsman. Make it fucking hard.

>>741998968
wtf lol
also no

It's not an obscure movie, pretty much everyone should know it

>wake up on a table inside the bunker of a fat man who sells stuff
>have weird tattoo on arm
>only one contact in phone
>kill said contact
>plot twist, contact is you

>>741999025
yup

>My cocaine is old
>Still manages to kill people

Easy peasy.

>About to get killed
>fuck it's a dragon
>run
>train
>kill dragons
>kill the dragon


Game

>>741998588
Dragon age: Origins

>>741999041
Marked For Death starring Steven Seagall

>save the world through the power of funky music and graffiti

>>741999148
Scarface

>>741999187
no

>>741999268
No man

>>741999182
Yes

>>741999169
Skyrim

>Legs for jap dudes

>Kill this dude

Movie

>>741999169
Skyrim

>>741999169
The Youngest Books: Rim Sky?

>>741999287
Hard To Kill (1990)

>>741999342
Ye

>>741999367
Death to Smoochy

>grab a priest, a dude with a dog, a bloke in a turban and a horribly diseased man with a sword
>go underground to kill some pigs
>dude in turban becomes really paranoid and kills himself
>a pig throws up on dog guy and he dies
>run away
>a giant bird has stolen all your stuff
>send priest and diseased man with a sword to the church to get tortured, that'll cheer them up
>hire a clown, another guy in a turban and a weregoat
>go underground again and attempt to kill more pigs

>Talk to someone for 5 minutes
>"Wanna fuck?"

>>741999395
Are you even trying

>>741999462
nope

God level
>Legs

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Anyone else look at Netflix for all the Stephan Segal movies and notice he is wearing they exact same thing in every one? Fat bastard too...

>>741999549
Hunnie pop

>Every australian thing ever
>Fucking lizards
>Fucking asshole bird
>Where's my family
>Magic rocks

Game

>>741999674
Nah

>>741999550
Andrew Davis's cinematic masterpiece, Above the Law

>fight up and down dungeons
>back rooms are hostile but rewarding
>please bitchy villagers that only care about location, location, location
>kill the possessed guardians
>you ain't never had a friend like me.jpg

>Just because you spent a gazillion dollars on the stupidest custom paint job ever for your gun does not make you cool

>>741998321
Sword Art Online

>>741999796
Incorrect

>just fucked
>awkward conversation
>understandable have a nice day

>>741999367
kill bill lmao

>>741998793
left 4 ded

>>741999265
Infamous Second Son?

>>741998461
The dark knight movie with bane?

>>741999963
Correct

>Lemme smash
>"Buy me food"
<Buy food
>Lemme smash

>>741999976
no

>>741999480
Darkest Dungeon

>>742000073
Bully

>>742000045
This is correct.

>>741999882
Out For Justice is the correct answer.

>>741998659
Law and order svu

>>742000136
No

>>742000190
Nope

>>741998461
Dark Knight Rises

>>742000123
eyyyy

>>742000177
It's not steven seagal lmao

>>741998659
Animal Kingdom?

>>742000261
yessir

>>742000316
Incorrect

>>742000292
Got it within the first two lines

>>741998321
>nameless pleb
>heart get stolen
>cockblocked by dragon
>kill god then yourself

>roar
>ROAR
>more ROARs

movie

>Stuck between a rock and a hard place
>Literally

>>741999265
Sunset overdrive

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>>741999130
Stalker desu

>Be in a team
>Scream autistically at people
>Die

Game

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>>741999130

>>742000502
cs/cod/bf/any fps

>>742000502
Too broad, could be any FPS
Need more details

>>742000502
Mario Kart....

>>742000310
Death Warrant

>Wow we're vikings and warriors and shit
>This is actually really cool
>Haha I pushed you off the edge fucker

Game

>>742000454
127 hours

>>741999839
Cod

>>741999265
Jet set radio?

>>742000682
For honor

>I'm a Mexican Skeleton

>>742000681
I'll be honest I searched every single one of these because I'd never heard of them before

I've literally already confirmed the answer in this thread, but by all means, keep trying

>>742000688
Good job

>Dude with good reason to hate you with a mask tries to kill you
>Pretty damn cool
>You can't really hate him
>But he fucking HATES you

>>742000712
No, it's a movie

>>742000502
Spaceteam

>>742000732
yes

>>742000441
Cloverfield

>rts
>before jesus
>fuck off senate

>>742000778
No Retreat, No Surrender

>>741998321
Beserk

>Game made by the Russian version of EA
>STOP CAMPING
>no cap kill all
>fuck overpowered premiums

>>742000837
borderlands 2

>>742000927
nope

>>742000840
I'm still right though.
Also you didn't specify

>>742000720
got it

>>742000926
rome mother fucking 2

>>742000837
Arkham knight

>>742001080
sorry man, and yeah you are

>>742001073
Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

>>742001149
That's all I ask for

>>742001156
>71% on Rotten Tomatoes
lol no

>>742001111
Checked
But I meant Rome 1 but whatever

>>742001108
I haven't played that in so long.

>>742001242
try guessing the movie

>>742001262
Space Camp

>>742000771
Grim Fandango

>>742001277
yeah i actually thought so but whatever

>fight up and down dungeons
>back rooms are hostile but rewarding
>please bitchy villagers that only care about location, location, location
>kill the possessed guardians
>you ain't never had a friend like me.jpg

>claymore ninjas
>killing people with the crate drop

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnVO8BGchac
Did Alex Jones really need to rip Millenial Millie's shirt and bra off? I mean I know it was a joke but it really crossed the line. Do you think he will be sued?

>>742001414
Power rangers

Under the sea
Has a squirrel
Cruise boosting
Nick
Robots

>>741998321
>metal man
>small boy
>superman
>sacrifice

>>742001525
Game btw

>>742001300
Is it boondocks saints?

>I have swords, hammers, knives, and infinite lives
>Please show me your boobs
>anticlimactic ending

game

>>742001530
Iron giant

>>742001530
The Iron Giant, nigger.

>>742001506
it's a game

>>742001595
no, think simpler

>>742001619
Asura's wrath

>>742001657
You didn't specify

>entire horde of niggers under your control
>they charge forward like your personal army

game

>>742001790
I keep forgetting, sorry

>>742001811
Shadow of mordor

>>742001811
Black and white

>>742001771

no

>>742001863
>>742001870
nope

>>742001811
WE WUZ KANGZ

>>741998659
>>741998793
>>741999148
are mine and still have not been guessed

>>741998321
Sword Art Online, easy.
There are many individual animations featuring tentacle rape, but very few shows with numerous episodes.

Plus, SAO should have ended at the end of the first season.

>Mom dies from a book
>Child kills things by crying

game

>>742001969
not a game

>>742001811
Warcraft

>>742002064
I already answered it lel

>>742000438
No one has guessed mine

>>742002119
>>742001863
>>742001870
I love these guesses, but no not correct

>>741998793
Afraid of monster

>>742002078
Binding of Isaac

>>741998321
>go to strip club
>steal car
>hide from police in strip club

Game

>>742002078
The baby Mario game

>be normie faggot with no talents
>school for legends says i can come
>fuck yeah
>show up on first day looking for dat pussy
>get gassed
>school is on lockdown
>told to kill people
>refuse
>solve mysteries and shit
>everyone fucking dies
>except for some nerds and my partner
>finally escape
>the world is now in deep shit
>mascot is fucking psychotic

>>742002186
Nope

>>742001811
Pikmin

>>742002078
The binding of Isaac

>>742002283
pikmin aren't niggers, no

>>742002226
This that show/movie where daruma has fallen?

>>742001811
Total war?

>>742002335
didn't know you were being literal, lel

>>742002226
game btw

>badass cult teaches kid cool magic shit
>ungrateful little bastard kills them all

Movie(s)

>>742002460
nope
tolerating one more incorrect guess before revealing answer

>>742002500
Harry potter

>>742001811
Correct Guess

>B-tier actors group together and actually make a badass TV show
>Time travel and shit
>Fuck this is amazing

>>742002613
wtf that's not even accurate

>master kung fu cop
>adolf hitler

Movie

>>742002624
1-800-come-on-now.jpeg

>boy wants to be appointed leader of crew
>ceremonial day arrives
>he isn't appointed leader
>drinks away his sorrows
>sleazy father figure is framed for a crime by rival gang
>sentenced to death
>boy embarks on an epic journey with his friend/lover to prove father figure's innocence
>retrieves indisputable proof of innocence
>returns home
>musical number

> Megan Fox eats Chris Pratt

>>742002739
Kung fury, easy as fuck

>Racial Diversity: The Action Movie

>>742002739
Kung Fury make it hard at least

>>742002710
The fuck it's not. Little bastards go to learn magic and then kill people with said magic

>>742001811
overlord?

>>742002870
they don't kill their teachers
anyways it's not the right answer

>>742002169
cus you fucking sucks

Depressing German WW2 movie where Hitler is trapped in his bunker which has parodies up the ass on YouTube.

>>741998659
Terminator 2?

>>742001863
>>742001870
>>742002119
>>742002283
>>742002460

The answer I was looking for was Madden.

>>742002964
They killed the defense against the dark arts teacher in the first film then Dumbledore gets killed later on by student. So yes I am right ding dong

>>742003039
IT'S A SHOW

>>741998804
Every Michael Cera movie ever made?

>>742003056
Lmfao

>>742003065
Quirrell didn't teach shit
Dumbledore was killed by Professor Snape
you're dumb

>>742002803
movie btw

>>742002948
see >>742003056

>>742003124
No Malfoy killed Dumbledore and quirrel was a teacher of defense against the dark arts so fuck on these nuts

>>742003177
me so solly.

>bad copy pasta of a good but unfamous game
>weapon kill with 1 or 2 bullet
>but weapon are recoiless
>armor is useless
>USMC vs sandnigger

>___, I am your father
>Not Star Wars

Movie. I think I made this one hard.

>>742003209
Google dumbledore's killer.

Afterwards we can discuss how competent Quirrell was.

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>>741998321

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>>742002803
HOLY SHIT. It's The Spongebob Movie.

My sides

>>742003264
CS:GO?

>>742003337
You're just mad about quirrel

>I have the most stupidly overpowered superpower if you think about it
>To make up for it I'm am also pretty stupid myself
>Need friends to solve every single problem

Show

>wake up
>check fone
>kill urself faggit
>win game

>>742003454
You're just salty that you were wrong about Dumbledore.

>>742003429
No csgo don't have recoiless weapon and isn't copypasted on anything

>>742002981
Downfall

Possibly the most depressing game I've ever played in my life

>Everyone in my family dies except one
>We are cursed to be like this forever
>Amazing graphics

>Alternate 1964.
>WW1 never ended.
>US/Western Europe vs Russis/Mongolians (alongside Eastern Germany).
>Difficult up to the point that it's unplayable.

>>742002226
Danganronpa or for people who don't know it ongobono despair edition

>>742003642
You guessed correctly.

>>742002104
You're a stupid bitch.

>I can destroy everything
>EVERYTHING
>HAHAHAHA
>zombies

Easy.

>>741999549
Jackie Brown

>>742003550
Can't admit I was right that it was Harry Potter though.

>>742003851
Well, I certainly can't refute that statement with 100% accuracy.

>>742003868
dead rising

>>742002683
Sliders

>>742003868
Minecraft

>>742003934
It's still not. Keep guessing lol

>>742003949
Wrong

>>742003972
nope

>>742003978
I'll be honest, this wasn't what I originally had in mind, but it's pretty accurate. I'll give it to you.

>>742004132
What was the original game?

>fight up and down dungeons
>back rooms are hostile but rewarding
>please bitchy villagers that only care about location, location, location
>kill the possessed guardians
>you ain't never had a friend like me.jpg

>>742004204
Fortnite

>>741998804
Easy: Rick and Morty

>be piano prodigy
>get trauma
>stop playing
>start playing because grill
>grill is sick
>grill dies
>still playing piano because she was best waifu

>>742002683
Quantum Leap?

>>742004245
3rd time posting this without a single guess

>>742004306
No, good guess

>>742003270
Tommy Boy

>>742004350
just tell us

>>742004350
just gonna do a retard guess and say fable

>>742004378
Sliders

>>742004381
Nope. one more hint:
>china

>>742004381
yep

>>742001414
Mw2

>>742002683
Legends of tomorrow?

>>742004435
no, already been guessed

>>741998659
Peaky Blinders?

>>742004473
DING DING DING

>>742004473
>>742004378
Even if I'm wrong, it's a pretty good show

>>742004493
Nope

>Harmonious life in a Danish toy building block brand.
>Constant awesomeness which is sung about.
>Batman.

>>742004588
Too easy. Lego Movie. You need to up your game brah.

>>742002683
Stargate

>>742004405
>>742004412
It's dark cloud

>>742004634
Fair enough.

>>742004667
nope, correct answer already guessed, its >>742004473

>>742004667
See
>>742004473

Movie

Runs
Goes to war
Runs
Dies

>drugs
>cucked 7 times
>medieval trip
>turtle man

>>742004443
Sliders

>>742004725
Forest Gump

Torture porn which is loosely based on the murder of Sylvia Likens.