poorly described vidya games >war >a good guy is a bad

>>741906610
MW2

>>741907055
ye
> kill good guys
> u sexy
> autistic fighting

>like a man
>would kill for him
>can't confess

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>>741907401
Bayonetta?

> 4 people
> crying sad girl who rapes ur whole team
> big muscly guy throws cars and fucks ur shit up
> faggot in hoodie hurts ur chest

>>741907891
ye
Left 4 dead

>>741907978
yup

>Scientist
>Girlfriend
>Beach
>Castle
>Airship
>Fly away on Bird
>Win

>>741908244
Bioshock

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> naked dudes everywhere
> stone boxes everywhere
> shots everywhere
> Bears fuck yo shit up

>>741908322
There was no girlfriend in Bioshock-

>>741908399
Rust?

>main plot of the story is literally dragon aids
>you travel with a loli, giganigga, a jew, a gook cat and joseph joestar around the region
>endgame is a grindfest

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>>741906610
>have no memories of your childhood
>get a contract to kill the man who conquered the moon and give it back to their respective people
>hate his guts
>regain memories you are brothers
>dafuq
>kill your brother
>become like your brother an asshole and rule the moon
>now you're the contract
>end
No one knows probably cuz it was not really good lol

>>741908244
Crash bandicoot

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>>741909485 yes

Come at me faggots
>be dork
>wear pot
>make root beer
>marry darkie version of hilldawg
>your father was a dairy farmer

>paranoid
>crazy ass girl appears to be committing murder
>becomes love interest
>mind powers
>become neo at the end

>>741909318
Killer is dead

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>>741906610
>Russia builds a time machine and is stopping the Soviet Union's destruction
>becomes world leader
>time machine fucks Russia anyway

>end up dying to everything but what you're told not to do

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>>741909759
Yup

>>741909893
Steins gate zero?
There was a plot point in one route where that happens, but not a major part of the story, so could be something else

>>741909893
You are empty?

>>741910025
Killer is dead was kinda lackluster in a few ways, but it had some fun combat and any story suda51 comes up with I enjoy, plus good old thematic comeback to killer7

>>741908731
any final fantasy game?

>>741910136
Nope

>>741907816
yandere simulator ?

>>741906610
>woah
>woah
>woah
>WOAH
>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

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>be on the red planet
>be an one-man-army
>kill faggots who throw fireballs

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>war n' shit
>best friend dies
>other friend dies
>bad dude
>kill bad dude

>spaceman
>accident
>paranoia
>no one believes you
>your right
>too late people dead

>>741910218
red faction, not sure which one, but i'm sure it's red faction

>>741910285
dead space

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>>741910207
Yeah

>>741910322
nope sry

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>>741910050
You're right

>>741910369
DOOM!?

>>741910218
DOOM?

>>741910322
Pretty sure he's talkin about Doom

>>741910334
nope

>>741910420
>>741910436
>>741910440
ye

Modern Warfare 2?

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>world war 1

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>>741906610
>wife gets killed
>humanity on the brink of extinction
>your son is a scientist

>>741910688
Bf 1

>>741910714
fo4 too easy

>>741906610
>God appears
>you and your gay love kill God
>gay love tries to kill you
>both lose their right arms in the fight

Vacation
Sudden kidnapping
guest of honor at dinner
Fuck this shit im out
Hunt stuff and kill some people

>3 blokes kill some faggot monster who's been shitting up the world
>1 gets fucked up after that and goes insane
>starts ruining shit to try and unfuck himself
>it is up to you to stop him

>>741911152
Detective Conan? Friday the 13th?

>>741911316
Nope

>>741911152
Far cry 4?

>>741911423
Ye ye

guess this one

>be ancestor
>be on the east coast
>kill a bunch of lobsters

>fps
>good guy
>actually bad guy

>>741911642
battlefield 3

>>741906610

oh boy
>Steal a gun
>Fuck a purple rabbit
>Fight a giant bar of soap a bunch of times
>Steal your partner's panties
>Blow up a cat
>Carry your dead partner around
>Go to Hell
>Fight a giant head ferris wheel with your partner on your shoulder

>>741911505
Runescape

>>741911775
nope

> go to get some chick
> you eventually kill yourself
> she kills you a little later too

>>741906610
>be ooga booga
>turns out you are the special ooga booga
>must go on a journey
>fuck shit up

>>741912009
Highschool DxD

>>741910247
MW3, hell yeah

>>741912121
No

>>741912121
...what? the fuck are you smoking?

>>741912434
Well the dude wanted this girl, but she decapitated him or so I thought lol

>>741911679
nope

>>741908447
Ja

Its been years since I played it, but its still one of my favorites so:
> snow planet
> weird-ass monsters infest everything
> import mechs to kill monsters
> company who imported the mechs are assholes
> go to space station and fuck shit up

>>741912740
Lost planet

>>741912900
Yeah

> go to planet to get some wicked cool treasure
> woops, just a prank bro

>>741912740
Lost planet

>>741913100
Borderlands? Any of them

>kill my wife
>throw my son off a cliff
>I basically run the planet gg ez

>>741913636
Tekken series

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>>741913696
Damn son, you got me quick

>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal is booming
>The market for metal is booming
>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal has crashed

>Alaska
>Weird people with guns
>Brother is an asshole
>Nigga stole that 'copter
>Get the girl eventually
>weeb scientist

>>741913973
Metal Gear Solid

>>741913973
Stay! Stay! People's Democratic Republic of Korea

>>741914068
Yeah gj

> wake up
>don't remember anything
>hiding and running from everything
>you press F alot to see in the dark

>>741914134
Soma

>daughter on the loose
>cop bitchin about stuff
>you are afraid of dogs

>>741914298
Nope. Close though

>>741914134
Amnesia?

>bowling
>bad acting
>good ragdoll

>>741914428
Yep!

>Musical dog
>Anything goes
>Even chinese

>>741914508
GTA IV

>>741912009
Here's a hint: the girl was idolized and worshipped

>disabled
>fuck mosquitos
>eggplants man

>>741914571
damn it was the bowling that gave it away

>>741908244
Crash bandicoot

>Naked
>Use sadness to kill deformed creatures

> possibly one of the worst games at doing what it meant to do
> opening was a total 180 on what the game was trying to accomplish
> like 5 places in total affect the story line

>>741915050
Binding of Isaac

>>741915101
Ye

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>>741915050
Pic related

>>741914553
PARAPPA

>important intergalactic mission
>really is space firefighter

>>741915331
YEEEEEEEAAAH

>Dark Souls ripoff
>But with robots
>They forgot what made DS great though
>The fashion

Seriously, there are only like five different armor types. Wtf?

>Every character is a meathead
>Kill mutants
>Nuke them at the end of the game
>To be continued because nuke wasn't strong enough

>>741915600
Fallout 1?

>>741915600

Gears of War

>>741915707
No

>>741915748
Yes

>>741915600
Metro

>>741915849
It was Gears of War

>>741915598
I know what it is and what it looks like, but Idk the name. I'm gonna guess Warcraft?

>old game(s)
>leave home with foster father
>he gets killed instantly
>meet many characters during journey
>miniature giant space hamster

>>741915992

No. More recent. Came out within the past couple months.

>your kid dies in a fire
>you are left alone in misery
>everyone around you talks gibberish
>promotion at work

>>741916202
Sims?

>>741916275
you got it

>>741911642
Spec ops?

>>741909893
Red Alert

>2 men, 2 woman, 1 kid, 2 non-humans
>castle
>dungeon
>caves
>ice caves
>blacksmith
>gun
>do it again

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>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

.................

>PIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

> be a dragon
> gf that you met a day ago leaves your house because she isn't feeling it
> try to track her down
> end up talking to a fucking tree in your dreams
> he teaches you special shit
> get abducted by pirates
> basically dark souls for kids

>>741914346
Silent hill??

>"bit misty ent it?"
> hug a tree
> get a pet rock
> hang out with a wolf
> hug a tree
> get a pet rock
> go to karate school
> hug a tree
> get a pet rock
> use pet rocks to fight monster rocks
> blow up factories
> sad dreams
> volcano fight
> go back in time
> karate friend is a jerk
> hug more trees
> air gets better
> pet rocks for all

>>741915075
Swtor

>>741916584
Enter the Gungeon

>>741916159
You mean the Japanese one with the Nordic dude? Couldn't give you a name o. That one

>4 lolis
>This is Halloween

>collect trinkets for unseen birds
>receive rubbish for your efforts
>join sad man on the hill

>>741916638
>Dark Souls for kids
Dark souls 3

>>741910397
What game dat is

>>741916726
?
The correct is triple A rated and has a big fan base, where nearly all mods affecting anything inportant remove the beginning of the game

>hi/slt

>WOAH

>good side
>use drugs to make soldiers stronger
>actually bad side
>switch sides
>fight old side
>use their drugs against them
>fin

%triforce
%triforce %triforce

>>741916956
No, my description isn't bashing other games in any way

>>741917095
Haze?

>>741912100
Far cry primal?

>ha this is easy
>oh no i died
>i died again
>why this game so hard
>haha i finally beat it that was hard
>hah this game is easy

Blasto!

>Piss off Japanese family

>>741916638
Spiro for the Wii nigga

>>741906610
>Be guy
>Have blade
>Blade have other uses
>Blade have several other uses
>Blade ex machina
>also dat plot

>>741917483
KH

>hack
>for revenge
>"the fox"

>>741917483
Kingdom Hearts?

>>741917125
legend of zelda.
it's dangerous outside. take this.

>>741917483
>also travel to other worlds and shit

>>741917447
Idk which Spiro that was, but I was going for eternal night

>>741917556
Ye

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>>741917587
EZ

>>741917589
Ye

>Snake Fist

Hardmode, no one got it last thread:
>Playstation 2
>Majora's Mask rip-off
>Cucked by your guitar constantly

>free will is a myth

>>741909893
Singularity?

>>741917680
the fox was a dead giveaway eh?

>>741916951
>"do you ever cry out for help?"
>gives you ring

>ukraine
>f6

>>741917818
Ephemeral Fantasia?

>>741918036
Holy shit yeah, how the duck did you get that

>>741918002
RS6

>>741918116
No

>>741918002
STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl

>>741918204
Nice!

>>741917985
Dark souls 3?

>after the end of ww2
>the world was split into two
>east and west
>this marked the beginning of the era called the cold war

>>741910285
K>>741916202
The last of us

>peaceful world
>industrialization
>animals/habitats gone
>go to hell
>do the same thing
>go to the sky
>do the same thing
>???
>profit

>>741917435
Anyone?

>>741918316
close enough it was ds2

>Farm colorful sperm
>Explore
>Find more
>Rinse and repeat

>"You're that ninja..."

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>Too many fucking locked doors
>Death
>Death
>DEATH

>>741918362
minecraft

>>741911100
Ending of RE6?

>>741918499
Yeah

>>741918460
Getal Sear Molid

>space marines
>space muslims
>space zombies

>>741918378
Too vague, could be fallout, could be lost planet, could even be sims, its described waaaaaaay to horribly to be even comprehensible

>>741918570
Badda bing

>>741918460
Dunkey's take on Metal Gear

>>Future past and present
>>the buble we use to transfer
>>chips to energize

>ammo racks, big ammo racks
>tanks

>>741918621
Aliens vs. Predator?

>>741918621
EC

>tree swipes at you
>his bark is worse than his bite

>>741918794
Nope.

>>741918820
Also no.

>>741915351
Ftl

>>741918426
Crow gave it away, played 3 but in still going through 2, kinda stuck in the gutter though not sure if I'm supposed to go through to the green place or if I missed the main path

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>post 4 games (hurr muh samefag)
>2 are the same franchise
>only 1 anon tried to get it

>Get drunk after a night out with some buddies that are about to go fight a war or something
>Gf gets pissed
>Wake up with a massive hangover and now have to find your way home
>Movie references throughout the while adventure

>>741917826
For me it was,
I doubt others got it

>>741918947
DOW?

>>741918627
Alright.
>Piss off Japanese family
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>741919034
Nope.

>>741919093
Any 40k game?

>>741918951
theres a boss at the end of the green place
if you google ds2 map you can find the path pretty easily

>>741906610
>kill nigger sub-boss
>kill final boss
>game is over
>just kidding

>>741916951
DS3

>>741919179
Nope. There are only 3 factions in the whole series. (4 if you count the newer games, but I don't)

>Be married have kids
>Go to mall
>Fuck you bitch
>Kid sad
>Fuck you kid
>Old sick fat dude
>Future-techno party van man
>Naked bitch & fat mexican
>Shawn

> recruit dudes to kill locals
> old family dude tells you to do that
> old family dude turns on you, because he tricked you into killing locals so a big fucking heart can come out of the earth
> kill old family dude
> kill big scary heart
> at the end of the game you fucking shoot yourself

>>741906610
oo I know this one CRASH BANDICOOT

>>741917796
The Darkness?

>>741919065
Mr Mosquito

>>741919518
Nope

>skydive onto a stupid island
>forced to participate in stupid ass activities
>generally only the same handful of activities
>you can fence, aerial dogfight, etc
>there is no story you're just on a fucking island

>>741919425
Heavy Rain?

>>741919614
Wii Sports Resort

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>>741911756
Fuckin kek

dead salesman becomes revolutionary

>>741919812
Grim Fandango

>Trench coats and lightsabers

>chillin
>entire world gets taken over by vermin
>get imprisoned
>forced to play shitty mini games for their amusement to escape

>>741919957
Star Wars: Columbine Edition?

>theme song is bum bum bum bubumbum, bum bum bum bu bum bum, banananana bananana
>somewhere in Middle East
>oh shit a big kaboomer
>Russian guy makes you save burgerstan
>hypocrite fucking fails in baguettestan

>>741919957
Colombine

>>741919188
Ik about the boss, died to him but from what I saw in the arena it was a dead end. Didn't know if it was one of massive soul monsters or if just a random side boss

>>741919878
My man

>My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do. I just fu*kin’ hate this world

>>741920071
Battlefield 3

>pokemon with dinosaurs

>Run around
>Find syringe
>Turn into monster
old pc game

>>741920174
Hatred?

>nigger good with computers
>Groups up with tranny, nigger, autist
>Takes out google

>dog
>boombox

>>741920076
His arena has an exit with a primal bonfire

>>741920174
That edgy game, what was it? Hatred? Wasn't even fun. Just edgy for the sake of being edgy.

>>741920246
Ark

>>741918621
Warframe?

>>741920393
Nope.

>>741913100
Borderlands?

>>741910217
crash bandicoot

>gwar
>todd is a dick
>this is gonna be cool

>>741906610
>save a garden
>find shit
>save your people
>kill shit

>girlfriend is medical supplies
>internal organ is a fucking dick
>period all over the fucking place
>saw blades
>first boss is a chainsaw

lets go.
>be astronaut
> ship crashes into moon
> have to find way to moon using gay ass flowers

>>741920357
Nope. Hint: it's a ds game

>>741910714
fallout 4

>>741920016
>>741920072
No, but kek'd

>>741915598
Surge

>>741918984
Bad fur day

>1995
>broke car
>so many ways to die

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>>741919644
Shawn?

>>741918621
Would anyone like a hint?

Brothers travel through portals in time to defeat their japanese enemy who stole a giant lady.

>>741920246
I LOVED THAT GAME AS A KID IT WAS LIKE "Battle of the Giants: Dinosaurs" or some shit!

>>741920695
My Summer Car

>Skate
>Sublime
>Hoobastank
>Pharcyde

>>741920539
Pikmin?

>Be guy with brain problems
>Your gf die
>Trust a doctor, get "treatment"
>Rest of the game has incredibly deep lore, but shitty and boring mechanics

>>741910285
Mass Effect

>>741920457
Already guessed and yeah

>>741920838
SOMA

>be born onscreen
>dad names you
>mom dies
>dad raises you
>beat up ghosts with loli for a cat
>dad dies
>you and asshole friend are captured
>become slaves
>escape
>find loli
>find cat
>fuck adult version of loli
>make kids
>get frozen
>son is cooler than you
>find legendary armor
>beat satan

>Tiny versions of real-life cars
>They can fucking talk
>You race those cars

good luck.

>>741920211
Sí. Here's another for you nigs

>be veteran
>became retarded
>became not retarded
>fuck the nurse who wiped my ass
>dead comrade's mind tries to kill you
>stupid fucking blonde bitch

>autistic kids running around killing each other

>heist
>o shit he shot
>o shit im ded
>o shit im not ded buy he ded tho
>nigga stole my car
>mad canadian
>lets rob a bank lol
>k
>end

>>741909717
The matrix?

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>>741920704
SHAAAAAAUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!

>>741921004
Wolfenstein the new order?

>>741921004
Wolfenstein?

>>741920838
Soma, guy didn't have brain problems before car crash my man

>>741920910
Yep, that was fast

>it had that one Offspring song
>you collect money
>hidden bicycle character

>>741921037
Payday?

>>741921017
Any CoD game since 4.

>>741921037
GTA V

>>741919565
Yeh

Space is the only place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

>>741921111
nah
checked tho.

>>741921105
Crazy Taxi

>>741920272
Watchdogs 2

>>741920517
Super Meat Boy?

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>>741921122
Kek

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>>741918621
FFS, guys. It's Halo.

>>741921166
ye

>>741920539
Pikmin?

>>741921092
Yeah, just realized that

>>741921235
yep boi

>>741921122
Anything that involves autistic kids would have been an answer, including DOTA or Roblox

>>741921058
>>741921067
Yeah that one was easy tbh.
One more from me then I'm gonna answer some.
>meth head on a motorcycle
>shoot boss
>become boss
>fuck things up

>>741921256
Finally, someone gets it.

>>741921196
Command and Conquer

>>741921363
Hotline Miami?

>be guy
>Hallucinating shit in sand
>Kill yourself

>>741919984
rayman raving rabbids?

>commit suicide to use magic
>funky soundtrack

>>741909893
Darkest of Days

>wife and daughter ded
>snowy
>v drug
>lodes of diving and slow mo

>>741921461
Persona
(excluding 5)

Right I got one, from the perspective of my 11 yo sister.
>Wake up, nice beutiful day
>Go for a walk in the park
>Spot a guy in traffic driving a mini
>"Not on my fucking watch"
>Steal car at gunpoint
>Joyride for days
>Go movies
>"That was weird"
>Go stripclub
>"WTF is this place"
>Mums on the floor laughing
>Leave stripclub
>Complain about being black
>Go bed

>>741921423
Nope

>gamecube title
>picking an artifact picks the difficulty
>muh sanity

>get shot
>die
>use ghostly powers to solve cases

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>>741921395
ye

>>741921630
That soul suspect game

>>741916202
fucking lel

>>741921553
GTA San Andreas or V

>>741921713
Yes

>>741921630
Murdered?

>>741921765
We have a winrar its GTA V

>pick heroes
>bitch about people playing the game

>>741921854
Ogrewatch

>mercs
>dying game

>>741921854
Literally every MOBA

>>741921854
TF2, Paladins, or Overwatch

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>>741920246

>play a real fighting game

>riddle me this
>riddle me that
>who's afraid of the big black
>

>>741921264
Nope, not Pikmin. It's relatively new

>>741914633
Silent Hill. But who the fuck was afraid of dogs?

>>741906610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A71O6-_LnxY

Fuck off

>>741922040
Geometry Dash

>willy pete

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>>741921251
Yup

>>741911505
Assassins creed

>>741922144
not what i was thinking, but works too i guess

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>>741916970
Steins;Gate zero, a sequel to Steins;Gate a visual novel about time travel n'shit.

>>741920272
watch dogs 2