i will answer the biggest question in your mind u just

>>741893022
are traps gay

When does the train arrive?

>>741893022
how do you overcome the paradox?

>>741893099
yes they are

Have I past my finals?

>>741893022
Should I stop masturbating?

>>741893105
the train always arrive , but only for those who are ready to take it

Why am I cursed with such bad luck?

>>741893022

which religion/ideology/science or combination is closer to the truth?

>>741893022
whos the artist of the picture?

>>741893388
o cool double dubs

>>741893124
with an opposite paradox

why is DMT on plant earth

>>741893264
u have not

>>741893296
Thx for sharing ur wisdom anon-kun

>>741893022
Was the driver in Virginia a rightie or a leftie?

>>741893428
??? thanks for nothing

>>741893022
Will I bang Melissa or not

>>741893279
masturbate only when u have the urge to release some tension , don't make it a habbit

>>741893022
How do I talk to girls?

>>741893324
u get what u expect , think positive and you'll get better luck

>>741893022
what does the interference of coherent circular waves show?

>>741893022
How to not let your motivation die out?

Will i finish my final project in time for the next school year?

>>741893022
Is that girl from lunch into me if I ask her out?

>>741893503
that answer >>741893428
is actually correct

If the paradox is not to your liking, you simply replace it w/ one that is. From negative to positive if you will.

for example.

I can't ask a girl out > bc I am not confident > bc I will fail

replace it w/

I CAN ask a girl out > bc I AM confident > bc I WILL succeed

this is the change in belief that Confucius referred to. If you think you can or can't, both are right.

>>741893022
Will Karen ever shit on me like I want?

>>741893022
How to become an hero

>>741893350
there is a genius creator who created us
we were not a coincidence in the universe
we know nothing about that creator but we will meet him sooner or later

thats the truth

>>741893588
You shouldn't. The world needs your wizardry.

>>741893022

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

>>741893572
You're misreading her signals.

Will my friend wake up in time so we can still smoke a joint?

>>741893022
How do I find meaning in life and connect with others while feeling distant in most senses from others and can't find anything that brings genuine excitement anymore.

>>741893022
How could one reach an enlightend state?

>>741893934
All of it.

Life after death?

>>741894044

WRONG.

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How 2 get big dick

>>741893022
how many gigs of dedatated wam?

are traps gay?

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>>741893901
>him

>>741893388
random catch on the wide web

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>>741893022
Can i fuck one of those horse things in your picture?

>>741894037

Not OP, but it's not that you can't find anything that brings genuine excitement anymore. The problem is that you are choosing NOT to go for the things you find exciting, bc you BELIEVE that those things will distance you from others...and not following what you are excited for, is in fact, what IS keeping you fundamentally, from connecting w/ others (since not following your true excitement, is not who you truly are, by definition. So, you are not being truly yourself, others cannot connect to that true you).

>>741893022
How come every time i try to wake up tomorrow it is still today?

>>741893022
How to overcome social anxiety?

Will I ever be with Esmeralda again?

>>741893022
do i need to hurry or am i good?

Did I get dubs?

>>741893447
it was dmt's fate to be on this small planet

>>741894557
Not OP or >>741894500, but I can say that to overcome it is to simply ignore the notion that everyone is watching/judging. In reality, 99% of people could give less of a fuck what you are doing as long as it isn't affecting their lives.

>>741893495
obviously rightie

>>741893901
Why does the divine need sexes when it is an earthly thing?

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>>741894500

>>741893572
u will not
>>741893990
don't do that again , passenger

How will AOT end?

>>741893022
What is the song of the universe?

Why does she treat me like shit?

>>741893022
WILL MY DICK EVER GROW TO THE MAGIC SIZE OF 23 INCHES?

why cant i get laid

am i gay?

?

>>741893934
as much as possible
>>741894044
don't do this again

>>741893022
Am i going to be ok?

>>741893022
what comes after death?

>>741894799
the whole thing about social anxiety is that you CANT simply ignore that notion.

What makes you, you?

>>741893588
with your mouth , my child
>>741893911
don't do this again

>>741893022
When will cyberpunk become the norm.

HOW TO HAXOR?

>>741893847
do you know what a paradox means?

>>741893720
it shows that everything is dying somehow

>>741893726
remember why you are doing what you are doing

>>741893758
if you hurry up and not waste your time here , yes

>>741895149
Its hard, but possible. Just do things to boost confidence (I.e. work out, go walk around a park, start a conversation with a stranger, etc.).

>>741895176
Never. However, JNCO jeans and bucket hats will become the norm again soon.

>>741893022
What is nothing?

>>741895193
How to not Haxor, that is the question.

>>741893778
there is a chance that she is , but you must try to know the ultimate truth

Will my friend wake up in half an hour so we can still smoke a big fat blunt? (He said he put his alarm at 23:30 but it's 1 AM already haha.

>>741895476
A lack of something.

>>741894018
make him smell a fish and he will wake up instantly

>>741895476
What is something?

>>741895532
ayy dis nigga doin what we need to DO
chill for a bit let the guy sleep then inhale ur dong

>>741895532
No, chances are your friend is dead.

>>741895575
An additive to nothing.

Why is it 66% as opposed to 50%? It's one of two doors.

How to hackx0r

>>741895244
seems like you are not into physics

>>741894713
please...

Where do I find a hottie gf who's into strapons

>>741895575
Huh... I suppose what i really am asking is: what is anything?

Will she say yes?

>>741894037
op here
there is no "one real" meaning in life , every person has his own reason and u must find a reason to live for and put your life into it , if u don't .. you are already dead

>>741895197
A paradox can refer to multiple things, if you dont like the answer, then it os because you didnt gove enough detail in your question

>>741894039
when you stop enjoying life and noticing the huge imperfections in it

>>741894045
there is , but how it looks ? it depends on you

>>741894758
thats not answering my question fagget

>>741893022
Will we ever visit other stars?

>>741895970
+ op is fag

Do I need to fap now or I can do that later?

>>741895821
Anything is infinite. Look outside and within and you see not separate objects, but specks of the infinite.

>>741893022
Why does the future never come?

Why disney animations movies can't make decent vilain anymore ?

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>>741893022
Are the Jews actually behind everything?

>>741896033
because when it's here it's the present

will i eventually date her

>>741893022
why trump?

>>741896024
good answer

Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?

>>741895787
I guess it meant that the system wasnt closed?

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Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything

>>741896078
So there is only now for ever?

Will I die in my sleep?
Can't sleep, need to know this first

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

>>741893447
DMT was created by the imperfections of man and it's inability to observe outside itself. It is substance that brings one on the brink of death, giving it's user a scenery-see-through into other realities, however 98.0656773498% of these visions are induced like dreams by the subconscious, and not "real visions".

>>741893022
>can't even construct a proper sentence
Fuck off kid

>>741893022
op if taking lcd or other forms of drugs make you happy and transport you to a different world that is better than ours why would you not take them? to live longer? to not get addicted? but why live longer in a place much worse than the one discovered why stop taking them if they make you feel a semblance of happiness

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>>741895497
How do I find the ultimate truth?

>>741893022
Will I get her?

>>741894146
genetics

>>741893022
I have acute pancreatitis... what do i do?

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>>741893022
Will I be ok?

>>741896295
Because the original city planners were sick assholes.

>>741894189
enough to make me pleased with it

>>741894210
they are gay

>>741895991
Not for a very long time.

>>741894439
u must find them first

Will I become rich?

Does space have some kinda weird wall at its limits or is it infinite? If it's not though, I wonder what the bounds consist of, if anything.

>>741896120
Cause most of America voted for him. I hate this sense of "WHY DID THIS GUY WIN A DEMOCRATIC ELECTION?!?! I HATE HIM!"
I understand if people don't like that he's in office, because of your right to your opinion and all, but stop complaining. The AMERICAN PEOPLE voted, it was decided, end of story.

>>741893022
IS that a slavic deity? why isn't it wearing their national outfit?

>>741894511
because there is no tomorrow or today , these are just names for time periods , the time is an unstopping line

>>741896120
Trump and Hillary are used by the same people and corporations. However, the real question is how.

>>741894557
get out of the comfort zone
do things u fear to do
you will see how easy it is
and thats about it

goodluck
op

>>741896351
The truth is there is no ultimate truth
The truth is there is no truth

Is Ed Sheeran an diety?

>>741896351
By making yourself aware of the ultimate lie.

why is gta 4s pc port so horrible

>>741894658
thats your call my child , it all depends on u

>>741896359
By force anon, by force.

>>741893022
who are you? /thread

>>741894713
u are good , take it easy and slow , mortal

when do i die

>>741896373
Enjoy each day as if it was your last. Enjoy your family, your friends, and put yourself out there to experience life, even if you live, you will have an idea on how to really "live".

>>741894858
because we earthlings know so little , we can't figure what is "it" but commonly a male is greater than female so we call the divine "him"

Will I get through my first year of financal services management.

Who will win The International?

>>741896388
Yes. No matter how alone or screwed up we feel, there are many who love us and would not be the same if we were no longer here.

What is quantum entanglement?

>>741897039
Are you willing to?

>>741894946
i'm curious to know that too , my child

>>741896544
You already are, anon. Monetary wealth is not wealth at all.

>>741894984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

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>>741894858
Because the angels were all male, like human males made in gods image - if you buy that of course. Everything in the universe has gender, without the opposite gender the other would not exist either...

>>741894991
because u let her do so

>>741896766
um, no.

>>741896550
The edge of space is like walking along the earth, you'll just circle back around; but the physical universe is expanding in size, even faster than the speed of light, so you'll never notice.

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>>741894037
Not OP, but meaning, as a great wise computer once put it, is 42.
In one of the most basic computing languages, that means "*" or "wildcard" or "whatever you want it to be".
Unfortunately for you, finding connection has to do with your genetics. Some people are more predisposed to social situations, others are more introverted. Literaly those who care about others more are more likely to vote leftist, purely based on genetics.
As for not finding things exciting anymore, you're getting old and those endorphins don't fire like they used to. That's why old songs and other nastalgic triggers seem so deep to your old brain. It's as close as you'll get to "all systems go" ever again

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>>741897222
Certanly a godly taste
Also checked

>>741897124
Am I willing too? I think I am but you must know for sure.

>>741895041
it will not

because u haven't tried to

you can't not be gay untill u decide to become one

>>741893022
Why havent I ever seen any Utah nudes threads?

>>741895812
Yo OP, where the hotties at

>>741895061
if u take care of yourself the way u should

>>741895132
justice

>>741894858
Truth is they don't. Sexes were added to enforce the creators' preferences of their gods.

>>741897376
You just answered your own question.

>>741897356
I'm not OP. I was just being a bit of a smart ass. But seriously, just do your job, make your living, and enjoy retirement when it comes.

>>741895152
your way of living , thinking , talking
u decide these yourself and thats what makes you , you

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>>741896351
Study the occult if you want to know how it all works
Read up on Natural Law
Good evening gentlemen

where is the place where God is not?

>>741893022
Should I kill myself?

>>741897672
Hell.

>>741897356
Only you can know this. You are your own decider of fate. But always go with your gut feeling. Even if you fail, you'll learn more about yourself than relying on a metaphorical magic 8-ball.

What are these things on the side of my dick that look like mushrooms and taste like chese?

>>741897232
So gender is just yin and yang in a universal sense?
What about worms and stuff? they are hermaphrodites

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>>741893022
You got any Not Pockets?

>>741897392
Depends. Where is your sister at the moment?

>>741893022
should i buy the Honor 9 or repair my old phone

>>741893022
where should i look for some free money?

Man made constructs like Hell are for simpletons

>>741897529
Well I got a shit answer from a shit thread. Makes sense.

>>741895784
because of the random possibilities given , it might be none of them

>>741897813
Depends. How well do you like your old phone?

>>741893022
Why am i so depressed? Ive had thoughts of suicide alot recently. I have a 3month old daugther i wont even hold anymore because im disgusted by her and myself. I cant speak to my wife without myself,trying to start a arguement. I wont leave me house,everything outside my hime i hate. I even hate my rundown shitty house. Fix me

>>741893022
Why do I get so aversive when I talk to a group of people in a short period of time?

>>741893022
Even if a god were to exist and we would visit him in death. Who is to say that that god we visit isn't just a lesser beeing, still uncomprehensible to our mind but it's intentions vastly different and maybe even opposing that of the god we actually refer in religion.

>>741895812
tinder

How is your telepathy practice?

>>741895823
she will if u ask in the right moment

>>741897955
Wow,and i got dubs for the 2nd time in my life...

>>741896120
For me, because I hate DC politicians, and even tho I'd have to hear about his schinnanigans every now and then, they'd have to put up with him. Every. Day. I laugh at that nearly every day. So far, worth it. WW3? Won't even be his fault, he'll just be there I've one the driver's seat, but still worth it.
For others, it's cause they got tired of seeing the whiny liberals whine their way into positions of protection, all the screaming and protesting instead of doing anything, all the leftist globalization/Soros theory, etc. Fuck it. They were voting Republican, Jeb!, Trump, or that other guy be damned.
And finally, there's always that crowd that needed Alex Jones humble opinion on what to do with their life.

>>741895991
we will in the future for sure , but what if they visit us first

>>741897799
Cleaning some old guys shit out from under him at some hospital. Also she's not into strapons

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>>741897768
It's more than that but it is the best illustration. In the occult, the first process is balancing the human psyche, the left and right brain, the female and male brain. Genders can be within genders, such as a worm

>>741896067
they are behind a lot of things , but not everything

>>741897542
Thank you and have a nice life anon!

>>741897878
>>741897376
I apologize. So many questions to answer and the person posting was not me. If something is lacking on this site, then add it and others will follow suit.

>>741896048
because the world changed to a place where people can't handle such thing with an okay reaction

>>741896095
you won't , find better

How am I supposed to appear sane when I know that all my senses are an illusion and I will always be alone ib my mind until I die?

How do I not know I am somewhere I am not?

I have always been scared of being wrong. Not because I don't like being wrong, but because I'm scared of believeing in something false. Of living in a lie. How do I know I live in a lie? How do I know I'M not the one on the wrong side?

Are you the antichrist?

Is my gf happy with me?

>>741896120
because people wanted him for their personal reasons , as for the guys who answered u before i see your reply , thats just their opinion

This thread went from /b/ to /x/ real quick.

>>741896156
cake

>>741898172
Good answer mate
i fucken learnt something today

>>741896192
sadly no

>>741893022
will charlie ever talk to me again?

>>741896253
u will not

>>741896295
bad naming choices

Will I get my own loli?

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>>741898334
We are vibration and energy, end of. Outside of that everything is constructed collectively by our hive consciousnesses. This is the truth. Life is an experience that you chose and continue to choose. You have the power to change everything if you want, make yourself. This is the law

>>741897529

You must access The Church of Mormon's private intranet, you will find the password if you are able to solve the riddle and open up BYU's University secret passage...

>>741898142
Well, when you see your sister ask her for advice on places where there are bound to be girls congregating. Females know these things, even if it's not their "scene". And for fucks sake, act like a semi-mature gentleman when you go, although don't come off that you're there to nail chicks just be yourself.

>>741896324
because no matter how happy they make u , you will comeback to this sad world afterwards . make your life happy with your own hands

>>741898485
Understand these simple principles my friend, it's science that's all. Everything else is subordinate to this

>>741898409
Ask her.

>>741898371
That is irrelevant.

>>741898721
but if you consistently take them than you will consistently go back

>>741896351
try to talk to her maybe ?
also why do people answer u as if they were me ?

>>741897955
Not OP but damn dude. Is it the lack of diversity in your life now that it's the same thing every day that's caused you to stop growing as a person, thusly beginning the true death cycle, and thusly your overall depression and hatred?
Kinda though to tell you to try new things when you hate them all

>>741896610
they were celebrating

>>741893022
Will it go well?

>>741898883
Because we are you. We. Are. One.

>>741898671
Lame/10

>>741896837
i'm a life form that came from the sole creator and will return to
also my child , u can not /thread your own post

>>741896950
in the semi far future

>>741897078
liquid , i hope

>>741898887
Somewhat actually gave a fuck enough to reply...wow. im only 26 even,im fit,im 6'6" and reasonably handsome so i get self esteem boosts alot,but i still hate it. I cant stand anything anymore and i dont understand how to fix it. And things arent the same everyday besides the way i see everything,my wife drags me to town every so often....i hate that too,my parents live across the street and care alot about me my wife and my child,i have a general distaste for them... i cant even think of new things to do. I used to mnt bike,last time i got on one i was bored and wanted to go home within 10 minutes. I cant barely play video games even now.

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Why are we like this?

>>741897039
op here , you will get through it because u are a man like all the men before u who made it , stay strong my child

>>741899318
Someone* normally i feel ignored. Tha ks for replying.

>>741897115
its an unbreakable link

>>741899334
For a start, Who is we?

>>741897672
god is everywhere because everything is withing god , hell included

>>741897682
you should not , life is not that cheap

>>741897736
dick pies

>>741899667
But its sure as hell boring

>>741897781
i wish , my child

>>741897813
get a new phone

>>741897814
work

>>741893022
Why are we (humans) here (earth / existing)?

What do you think of JBP?

>>741893022
Why can i pee but not poop, but not poop without peeing?

>>741893022
What do you all think of The Isle? (game)
Looks like it is going to be fucken awsome.

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is mayonese an instrument?

You fucking dick sucking harlot monger of Liverpool.

>>741897955
you need to sit alone with yourself , think of every problem you have , it will take hours but u must endure it , find a way to view life better , its your decisions that led u here but ending your life is not the right way

>>741897965
its in your nature

>>741897966
a god is not a creature with a shape or look , he is more of a system

>>741897994
pretty bad , i don't even try

>>741898431
thank you i guess , i'm trying to answer all but there is some people who are answering people before me and its not good

>>741900198
I dont have much time to myself due to my child and work,when im home mostly my wife is at work and vice versa. So im always watching her.Also not quite sure hiw my desicions made me depressed,i was extremely happy till around 2 weeks ago,i woke up and was just like this ever sense. Ill try it though,thanks for your time.

>>741898510
he will , he is a sweatheart on the inside

>>741898583
you will not and its for the greater good

>>741894139
that's cute

>>741898876
you will die and thats not right to do to yourself

>>741893022
>I have to fart
>I also have to sneeze
>I fear if I sneeze the fart will become compounded and I will shit my pants.
> what do?

>>741899061
it will , trust me just think positive

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>>741893022
Will my case be dropped in court?

>>741893022
Will my social situation improve for me this summer?

>>741899334
because we accepted being like this my child , such a shame but no one is changing us for good

Will we one day?

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>>741900767
You get send to jail for 12 years. For Murder

>>741899727
fun doesn't come to u while u do nothing , go be wild u only live for a short time

>>741900910
But that's not even why I was there in the first place...

Will I ever turn pro?

>>741899884
we exist here to be tested , we are new creation after all

it might work

>>741901092
You will suck dick for money yes.

>>741899994
peeing is more important so its done more frequently and linked airly with the backdoor and since its lighter to push out it can be done outomaticlly with pooping

>>741893022
Why does everyone stare at me?

>>741900103
it look good so far , hope its not like fallout 4 dissapointment

>>741893582
thank you, wise guide (I'm not >>741893582

>>741900160
with now technology ? it can be

>>741900650
whats the point of living longer in a world you dont enjoy