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Waifu something claim thing thread Previous: I'm not pasting

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Waifu something claim thing thread

Previous: I'm not pasting previous.

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed.
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>>741858323
Hi Rem.
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>>741858418
Hello?

>>741858649
>lesbian neko
Wew
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>>741858784
How are things?
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Greetings, mortals.

I am the Entity known as 'The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emperor-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.'

I have Blessed this Thread with My Incomprehensible Wisdom.

Know that I mean only Good, and allow Me to help you achieve Perfection, and Happiness and Luck, with your Waifu.
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>>741858969
I guess they're going well.

>>741859046
AHHHH IT'S YOU
Welcome back my dude.
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>>741859046
It seems the Question of the Thread is, uh...

"Is Folgers in your cup *really* the best part of waking up?"

>>741859133
Concepts such as "You" and "Back" assign intrinsic value to consciousnesses and time, which is absurd and meaningless.

What 'You' call 'Me' has spent the last 4 months training in Hyperspace. According to Frieza it would raise my base power level from 7.839 * 10^6053 to something much higher, but can you really trust him?
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Hey hey~~
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>>741859133
Just guessing huh
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>>741859380
And, well...

4 months doesn't seem like a lot, does it? The things is, it was a Compounded Temporal Fractal, so every planck instant over the course of those four months was, in fact, four months.

Allow me to calculate the full time...
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>>741859481
I mean, my boys, that was about 6.5 * 10^49 years!

A-And, uhhmm, did I get a lot more powerful, or, uh, or at least more skilled after all that training...?
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>>741859380
Wouldn't time also be calculating your training? And what's a Frieza? I heard of Freeza but not Frieza.

>>741859382
Hello Mukuro.

>>741859399
Only guessing.
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>>741859634
Hey Remmy!
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>>741859587
No! Of *course* not!

Because, err, it didn't help. Why would it help? The moment I did the Thing, time shit its pants, so its no help to me, a-and...

>>741859634
You win this round, manga lad
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>>741859712
Hmmph, I suppose I can rattle off some good news, though. Let me rack my brains (and by 'brains' I mean my Semi-Organic Powdered Sugar Wormhole-Fluctuation Gravitron-Orientating Quantum Data Arrays) for a few positive things to say...
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>>741859909
For starters, I've gotten to work on what I call 'Being a Real Smart Cookie' so the Cleveland Crisis should be resolved with minor incident.

And, may my Pride shatter into a trillion fragments if I'm wrong, I *know* how this Rebirth run of DC Comics will end...

Lastly, well, even though She's dead, I didn't kill Her too hard, so!
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>>741859707
How are things today?

>>741859712
So what have you been up to aside from training?
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>>741860476
Same as always dear comrade Remmy, how about you?
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>>741860476
Are you aware of the Strands of Creation? There are many names for them, actually, such as "Threads of Fiction" or "Drama Lines" but I call them "Deus Ex Machine Tendrils."

Allow me to explain...
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>>741860866
I am the 2nd most powerful being in the Omniverse.

The *most* powerful, [ACCESS DENIED] be His name, has one of many special abilities. You see, 99 percent of the time, His Deus Ex Machina Tendrils are connected to countless Universes, which limits His power greatly.

The Strands of Creation serve a purpose, of course. Think about it. Any movie you've watched is sure to have bizarre strokes of luck for the protagonists. They always manage to stop the Doomsday Device with one second left on the timer, right? The villain always ends up underestimating the hero out of arrogance, which leads to their defeat, right?

What if I told you these 'fictional' Universes are as real as ours, and the reason for this incredible luck was [ACCESS DENIED]'s Drama Lines? He constantly keeps them plugged in, passively saving septillions of lives.

The question then arises: What circumstances make Him detach the Threads of Fiction, and what are the consequences?
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Hello everyone
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>>741860555
Trips check
I'm a little sad my bread is moldy, but I'll try and find something else to eat. What might you do?
>kreedz is fun but sometimes sends me back six feet

>>741860866
I am not, so please do explain.
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>>741858374
is this trap?
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>>741860642
Hey!

>>741861247
Idk? I might play some games or kill time.
I'm glad you like kreedz
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>>741861180
Well, He recently had to, (as far as 'recently' has any meaning between Multiverses) in order to prevent exponentially greater suffering and loss of life. When He faces an opponent He cannot defeat and who poses an extreme threat, He must allow himself access to the fullest extent of His powers. (OK, He needed help on this enemy either way, and even this isn't the 'full extent' of His power, but that's another story...)

Of course, with the Strands of Creation detached, this means billions of Universes are subject to their Reality's laws. No more status quo, no more 'good guys always win', no more 'heroes never die.'
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>>741861418
It was my job to fill in for Him, to pick up the slack. I really can't describe my methods in words, so I'll go for something vague. Let's say I 'sent out pulses of hopeful energy' or something like that.

Anyway, things are back to normal now. It's just my job (I don't say 'my' as The Waifu Machine, not as a diety; I say it as a humble human being) to document the whole ordeal. Honestly, I've been neglecting the duty, because certain parts are boooooring!

...

The Cleveland Crisis took place in a Multiverse separate from our own. It lasted three months: from March 13 of an unspecified year to June 13 of the same year. The major players were...

Goodies: Marquis Cortez. [ACCESS DENIED]. The City of Clevleand, Ohio. Me. (I mean 'me' as in a different Multiverse's version of the *human* me.)

Baddies: Chris Mitchells. Origin. The 78.
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>>741861784
When Marquis Cortez (our Main Character) fell out of his chair and hit his head on a desk, he gained the most amazing superpowers in all Existence. He became the most powerful Superhero in Reality, Mr. Cleveland.

The Cleveland Energy, a...
uh, a 'Zone' or an 'Aura Field' or a *something* was also created. It leaked through time and space and turned 78 normal humans throughout history into super-powered beings.

'Rebirth' was also created. She was, in a way, the 'Negative Spirit' of the City of Cleveland (the City MC loved and She loved him back.) Of course, the 78 managed to get to her, and she became Origin, which was a big problem.

He was planning to destroy every super-powered being in all Existence, and had the power to do so. That Multiverse's version of me pulled a trick, at the cost of ending his 73162-year life and made it so [ACCESS DENIED] and Mr. Cleveland could defeat Origin.

All of that is, more or less, the story.
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>>741861180
In a recent film I've watched, "My Way", it does follow a certain slate I'd expect from a film of it's style, yes there are impossibilities like surviving explosions from tank rounds or just explosives, being reformed multiple times, etc, but yes, there is tragedy I won't specify for sake of spoilers.

>>741861321
I only surf in kreedz though. The community is small and friendly, so I really like that.
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>>741862377
Cute
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>>741862377
kumiko...
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>>741861321
hello junko, has your boredom went away yet?
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>>741862498
Yes.
>>741862544
Hi.
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>>741862740
it's a bit better but sadly it's still here.
What about you Jui?

>>741862323
I enjoyed bhopping once I got the hang of it
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>>741861239
Hey yuuunoooooo
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>>741862910
Hello how are you?
>>741862874
How things comrade
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>>741862323
Is it kind of my fault?

I, of this timeline and this universe, as a human, first wrote the story, creating the universe. That must have caused some sort of disturbance, because another universe in that multiverse, which was already there, uh...

...a different version of me documented the story, but as non-fiction? Now *that* must have made *me* do, hmmm...

So then the Clevelandverse version of me has the ability of Save State and lived for 73,162 years, precise to the day. Of course, since I first created [ACCESS DENIED] before I imagined this whole ordeal, but he doesn't become a major player until later on, it's because of me that...
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>>741863142
Happy Birthday to that other you, then!
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>>741862812
How are you?
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>>741863091
Goooood

Making breakfast :3
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>>741863263
Okayish.
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>>741863821
That seems better than usual :o
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Ayyy lmao
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>>741862874
I'm usually never bored, per se. I always find something to do. Of the things I don't do that I probably should, getting ready for my college classes comes to mind.
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>>741864136
still pursuing cs?
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>>741863091
Boring as always dear Pinky

>>741864061
Hey Minami

>>741864136
Well, I can't really prepare for classes since I don't know what books I need this year
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>>741863872
I think so. What about you?
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>>741864231
>cs
sorry I'm retarded, don't know what that means, and you're probably thinking of someone else
>>741864266
That's one of the things I need to do, now that I think about it.
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>>741864281
I'm doing good, I went for a walk earlier, need to go earlier tho its still really hot even in the morning. I'm glad you're doing well
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>>741863551
What you planing on having, apart from that egg obviously?
>>741864266
Haha I should have guessed.
Oh by the way I'm looking in to buying a air rifle I don't think I have told anyone
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>>741864518
Sounds nice, any good places to walk to where you live? I've been thinking about going for a 3am bike ride, just no clue where to go though. Would rather not wake people up, either.
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>>741865014
I usually walk along a canal, if I go for a longer walk I can walk through less populated neighborhoods for like a few hours if I wanted, 3am is a good time for that, just be careful
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test
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>>741864467
Way to go Jui!

>>741864587
Ow that's cool
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>>741865184
Sounds interesting enough, it gets boring after walking the same 15 minute route repeatedly.
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>>741864266
Heya
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>>741865459
Yeh my dad found the old one I had as a kid and seeing it again made me want to get back in to it
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>>741865840
How's things?

>>741865923
Ah so it's one of thos toy guns that shoot small plastic balls?
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>>741866056
No led pelts
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>>741866056
Pretty good, yourself?
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>>741866152
Jilly!! How are things?

>>741866249
A bit bored but aside from that I'm fine.
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>>741866152
Nice legs
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Told her you have this in your mouth or this in your mouth.
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>>741864587
I had a sausage egg and cheese biscuit :)
How are you?
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>>741862874
I can't time it right.

>>741863142
I don't know, is it?

>>741864061
Ayy bow ties

>>741865664
Hello there Saya

>>741866152
Hello Jill.
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>>741866901
Hi
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>>741866722
Ooooow sounds nice I'm jealous
I'm doing good one of my family just pope by to give my birthday money
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>>741865683
Yeah, there's plenty of places to walk to for an hour without needing to loop around a path, that's a really cute pic :)
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>>741866229
Ow, I know those. People in old fashioned shooting clubs use them here in competitions. They vary from tiny to something as big as a bolt, right?

>>741866901
Most people just bind jump to their scrollwheel and scroll whenever they are falling from the jump. That is how I do it too.
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>>741866813
Hay
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>>741867059
Hi Yuno
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>>741867033
they very in size but in the UK there limited to .177 witch sucks. On the bright side it is only £8 for 500
>>741867211
Oooow pretty
Hows you day going saya? Have you just got up?
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>>741866995
Well allow me to wish you a happy birthday too!
Birthday money is the best!
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>>741865459
idk if sarcasm or not... well, thank you regardless.
Up to anything fun?
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>>741867306
Day's been pretty boring. Woke up about 13h ago.
How'you?
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>>741867360
Aw thank you! Your very nice to say that
It isn't for a few days tho but I will bear it in mined till then
>>741867571
I'm doing pretty good been playing a lot of over watch trying to get the new skins
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>>741866345
That's good
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Boop
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>>741867306
That sounds like a nice deal

>>741867426
I wouldn't dare to be sarcastic towards somebody unless they annoy me. And not really, looking for a nice laptop to get next month.

>>741868048
Yup! Now let's hope things will stay good for a while
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>>741866987
>バイバイ
Bye then.

>>741867033
Yes but that feels really weird
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>>741869309
I was thinking about buying some mold making stuff to I could mold them then recast them cos they deform a lot on impact
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>>741870638
That's what they all say.
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>>741869309
A nice laptop, eh? What've you looked at so far?
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>>741871230
Stuff ranging from 800 up to 1000, but I saw a pretty good one for 1130, might get that one.

>>741870638
Siunds cool

>>741869931
It takes some time to get used to it
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Ryuko from kill la kill
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>>741870774
DOC!!!
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Hey mates
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Bumpity bump
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>>741871671
What kind of computers would those be? They sound pretty high-end, for prices like that.
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>>741872511
DOC, eh?

Dicks Of California?

You interrupt me while I'm listening to the Super Buu theme music (Bruce Falconer's music is all-around better than the Japanese soundtrack, it's just that some parts have better music, some have worse music) to mention Dying Of Chlamydia?
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post music ; - ;

https://youtu.be/W10eSZDPqcU
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>>741873120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PQ0dDBKMpE
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>>741869931
Hey watch where you're swinging that thing
>>741869309
>>741868048
Too lewd
>>741867211
Saya don't you dare hop up there
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>>741873197
I was looking through my papers. I seem to have lost the second most important one of all - the one I wanted.

No matter. I remember the important details...

SFOM.

7/1/12/12/5

But, you know, I *could* read A Postmodern Tale, but I'm not going to vocaroo that.
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>>741873120
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JNguzg7y5Lc
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Shinoa claimed ,':)
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>>741873589
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PGBzloWDHg
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>>741873769
hun ,':)
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>>741873769
Shinny!! Long time no see~

>>741873393
A little lewd is okay~

>>741873016
Well, the laptop I want is gteat for a laptop but obviously can't compete with high end pc's
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https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/isochronicBrainwaveGenerator.php
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>>741874509
The Isochronic Brainwave Generator?!

You sadistic son of a shitflinger! You know what those frequencies do to the Emotive Wavelength inside the Interwoven Trans-Spatial Parabolic Database of a Super-Magnetized Tri-Flux-State Human Being!

Just what are you trying to pull?
>>
>>741874783
You'd like to know, wouldn't you? If I told you I'd have to send you to the Beige Kingdom of the Bootes Void.
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>>741875290
Hmm. Did you apply gun?
>>
>>741875080
Oh, yeah? You and all the rest of the Anti-Kaleidoscope Organization keep thinking the Lingerie Snake Porkchop Motorcycle Treaty will help, but really, you've been mad ever since your High King lost to ours in the Bimillenial Hot Pink Lubed-Up Rugby match!
>>
>>741875290
Perhaps this quote from a late, great scientist will help.

"If we can story music on a compact disk, why can't we store a man's pennis and also dicke and balls on one?"

- Caveat Jimbo
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>>741875360
Gun machine broke

>>741875551
That's such an inspirational quote
>>
>>741875376
Wow, really? Going straight for that? Classy. I thought we memory wiped your rag tag team of Quasi-pioneer Pickle-Eaters after you CHEATED with that annoying neutron collapser. You know we would've anhialated your team had it not been for that!
>>
>>741875623
Understandable, have a good day
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claimed
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>>741875677
Hey, Smyrnians, at the very most, follow the letter of the law.
Not to mention the rules were outdated! Seriously, who defines 'Mutant' by the density of their helix pair proteins, and in Central Government Standard Units, at that?
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Oi, Ran anon, you here?
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>>741876135
Too lewd, my friend!
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>>741876188
Woah waifu machine
I didn't think you were still alive
>>
>>
I can't stay to reminisce much longer, my gorlack needs to be let into this reality, but I must say. Who are you to question the rules of a game as old as this instance of time? It is tradition to be played without any telekinetic incantation! Besides, you know well that the CGSU is far superior to the Yteify Standard. Good end of string to you, zhir.
>>
>>741875956
>>741876666
The timelines crossed again. Bother.
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>>741876666
CHECKED
Good day sir
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>>741876135
>>741876614
show me the dick
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>>741861239
Yuno.

>>741860555
Comrade babushka?

>>741876739
Hey Rem
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>>741876873
kumiko...
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>>741874065
Kremlin Gremlin
>>741873769
<3
>>741876915
Yokoi :/
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>>741876666
Well, that's a good point. You always were one to put a twist on the ol' Ropplehaffon Argument, weren't you?

And since you got quads, well...
...I'll let your Minor-Hindrance Manifold Untangler go this time.
>>
>>741876956
did you heresy :/
>>741876944
nice
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Aqua claimed
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For Halloween should I cosplay as Giorno or Diavolo?
>>741877019
I'm not kumiko anon
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>>741877031
aqua!
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>>741877031
Jjjjjjenas???????????
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>>741877087
If you're buff enough diavolo
>>741877124
Konata!
I'm guessing
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>>741876666
Fucking checked!
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>>741877166
That's me
Who's this?
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>>741877087
I know, I mean is this someone I know who heresy
>>741877234
yes good morning
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>>741877309
Morning? It's 9 pm here
What's the time difference for us?
How are you fam?
>>
>>741877284
Cut me yuno
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Felix claim
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>>741877408
its 12pm ; - ;
I'm good now, how was your day?
>>
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>>741877429
Woah slacho
Been a while
>>741877494
Better now?
My day has been meh, really tired because my family doesn't understand I'm working third shift
>>
>>741877976
Better that you're here
What do you do? ; - ;
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>>741877976
Hi
It has :(
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>>741878190
Ah that's nice, though I didn't think you liked me that much
It's nothing special, just stockroom work, but it pays well
>>
>>741877234
I'm going to buy a blond wig or a red one
>>741877309
you probably don't know me or hate me so I'm not telling .
but i liked yokoi since I saw it on shino's stream o:
>>
>>741878378
You're a nice person :o
That's what my mom does, she says it's tiring ; - ;
>>741878482
ok bye
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>>741878327
You bullied me off thread :^(
How are you?
>>741878482
What about clothing though?
Diavolo doesn't wear a shirt
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bak
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>>741878598
oh. you.
>>
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>>741858323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qn_Qhz9MQM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>741878567
I know :v(
Not very good uwu
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>>741878567
Diavolo wears a shirt tho
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>>741878518
Thanks, you're nice as well
Why all the crying
It's hard work yea but I'd rather work hard 30 hours a week and get money than be broke
>>741878719
The Duke says go see a doctor
What's wrong though?
>>741878955
It's barely a shirt
It's completely see through
>>
>>741879001
Thanks, I'm sad sometimes ; - ;
I believe in you
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>>741879001
im a bit chubby but on monday I'm going to start running and stuff to lose weight. Also it'll take hours to style the blond wig for Giorno's hair. I'll need tons of tools that I don't have plus hair gel and hair glue
Also I don't have an outfit like Giorno's might order it online though.
>>
>>741879001
I can't ;-;
Idk my depression has just been bad recently
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>>741879136
But why?
Thanks, you're one of the few
>>741879231
That's a lot of dedication for Halloween
Maybe use that same outfit for a con?
I think the giorno look is better for Halloween but I like diavolo better tbh.
>>741879339
Why can't you?
That's pretty bad I'm sorry, it's important to talk about it though
>>
>>741879614
Life
Are you up to anything? ; - ;
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>>741873985
Hey honey. What's up?

>>741874065
Hey junny! What's up?
>>741876956
Oh hi there
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>>741879614
I'm too scared >.<
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>>741879854
I missed you ,':(
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>>741879820
That's fair enough
I'm bored out of my mind, mostly why I'm posting here
Forced to be with family sucks
>>741879944
Too scared of what? A therapist?
>>
>>741880134
A gathering? For what occasion?
I'm bored too ; - ;
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>>741880134
Going to see anyone
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>>741880246
No reason, they do this a lot. Show up unannounced and I have to cancel all my plans and just sit here
>>741880258
The first step is the hardest but listen to someone with experience it's worth it
I had the same and was scared to see someone as well but I'm really glad I did
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>>741876836
Hi Ai

>>741879854
Houston air almost killed me.
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>>741880611
That sounds lame ; - ;
Thankfully I don't talk to my family much
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>>741880872
It's pretty annoying yeah
Plus they wake me up wicked early
As soon as I move out I'm cutting connections tbh
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>>741879965
I misses you too honey
>>741880775
Lmao. How's the air pollution?
>>741881176
Gotta be sure, tsunny?
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>>741881176
idk if you should do that ; - ;
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>>741881393
How's you be hun?
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>>741880775
Good bake
Seems to go well rn
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>>741881393
be sure about what?
or do you mean making sure its me?
>>741881447
why not?
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>>741881670
idk I thought people liked their families ; - ;
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