ITT: We poorly explain video games and others try and guess them

Skyrim

>>741811564
Nope

>>741811239
Dota? GTA V?

>>741811773
Nope and nope
Hint: It's free.

>>741811239
Team fortress 2

>>741811239
Team fortress

>>741811856
>>741811902
CORRECT

>half the player-base is cheating
>skins = wins

You move objects from one rock to another, then collect data.

>loot for 10 mins
>die
>re-queue

>>741812065
cs go

>>741812065
o v e r w a t c h

>>741812082
no mans scam

>>741812167
You got it

>>741812198
Could of been this as well

>>741812215
Nope

>run around with an axe
>replace axe with other stuff
>feel safe
>meet people
>get heart attack
>repeat

>>741812351
rust

>>741812082
uh starbound?

A rapper from Venus has to kill his CEO

>acquire minerals
>research
>kill natives
>send shit into space

>>741812440
Nah.

>>741812082
ksp aka bess video game

>>741811828
Your mom?

>LEOOOON
>(fall down on your knees)Oh no...
>red screen appears
>Ashley is dead. Continue? Yes/No
Fuck that bitch

>community of 5 year olds
>died out 5 installments ago
>faggot teens try and trickshot

a rodent and a robot fly around to different planets and save the universe

>>741812658
Correct.

>go to war because you can't grow a certain type of fruit on an island.

>>741812699
resident evil

>>741812543
Merica

>>741812719
call of duty

>>741812727
Ratchet and Clank

>>741812727
>ratchet and Clank
Too easy mate

>>741812801
i kek'd

resident evil 4

>>741812819
right

>>741812719
Most modern shooter franchises.

>>741812853
>>741812788
Ding!

>>741811239
>you're on an island
>you get tattooes

>child abuse victim
>locked away in dungeon
>your crying makes monsters go away

>>741813041
Farcry3

>>741813041
Far cry 3

>counter terrorist teams
>terrorist teams
>no russians

>gets high on shrooms
>defeats turtle boss

>Broke dick piece of shit drill
>Donacdum

>>741813138
mario ez

>>741811239
counter strike

>>741813065
Binding of isaac
Guys get me something harder

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>a nigger
>in a prison
>paranormal shit
>weird flashbacks

>something attempts to communicate with your settlement so you embark on a quest to kill them all.

Overwatch

>>741813191
The Suffering

>just wanna hit on my boss.
> customers keep coming in to talk about their life problems and expect me to remember what they ordered last time.
> I hate robots. And dictators. And camgirls.

>colorful horizontal bars
>ball
>moving horizontal bars

You get into gang fights and snort coke.

>community of 12 yo
>not on steam
>creator's a billionaire

>an island controlled by a clown
>huge roided up monsters

>>741813170
correct ill try harder
>build spaceships
>command one in intergalactic space battle
try to get this one fegs

climb up a ladder for 10 minutes simulator

>>741813366
minecraft?
>>741813360
pong

>>741813464
Yep, twas easy

>>741813417
Sounds like EVE online, never played it tho

>open world but not really
>developers have no idea what their villain actually is
>pop tarts and rockstar

>>741813312
Va-11 Hall-a

>>741813528
nope its REALLY obscure but i love it
4 more guesses

>>741813464
>pong
nope
>EXTRA: you break the bars with the ball

>>741813641
OHHH I LOVE THAT OLD ASS GAME
I FORGOT THE NAME BUT I LOOOOOOOVVE IT

>>741813641
Breakout?

>fucking bitches, fucking witches
>sex
>sex
>moar sex

>>741813729
>>741813753
YOU BOTH GOT IT!

>early 90s
>dos
>creator wasn't well known
>game made in 8 days
>after supposed ufo visit inspired it
>the game tells the origin story when you run it.

>DELETE
>THIS

>>741813641
arkanoid

>>741813844
portal

>>741813360
Arkanoid?

>>741813844
No man's sky

>>741812155
Battlegrounds.

>Ragdolls: The Game
>It's actually serious but still funny to watch
>knights

> start out with basics.
> almost impenatrable wooden forts dot the landscape.
> one group has a working car
> everyone scared shitless as they head toward the police station.
> there's maybe like 10 zombies total.

>>741813958
Totally Realistic Battle Simulator

>>741813887
>>741813922
Nope.
>Hint : Hello?

>>741813842
{googling it is cheating}

>First off, I know you won't believe my story. That's alright. You don't have to believe it. I know it happened, and that's good enough for me. Besides, ******** is fun whether or not you believe how it came to be.

>I'm not the sort of person who likes UFO stories, and I used to scoff at them all. "Whitley Streiber—nowthere'sa nutcase," I'd think to myself. I used to watch "Project Blue Book" when I was a kid, but that was just TV. I watched "Star Trek" too. So on May 5th, 1993, UFO's were the farthest thing from my mind. But, of course, when you're least expecting it, wham—your life gets turned upside down.

>>741814029
0
No, but the game is still in Early Access

>arcade
>DEJA VU

>>741813958
Chivalry?

>drunk russians

>>741813417
Might be cosmoteer

>Omg I'm inside him.
>Omg I'm inside him.
>Omg he's inside me.

>>741814034.

>I usually get to bed around three in the morning. That night was a little stormy, unusual for Florida in May, especially 1993. A bit of lightning kicking off now and then, and the steady hiss of the rain, gurgle of the gutters, occasional car going past slinging yellowed headlight beams through my bedroom window.

>I had just closed my eyes when a low, dull hum started up. Very faint, far away. We live near a small airport, so the throaty growl of a private plane is something we're used to, and rarely take notice of. Even the eerie drone of the blimps also moored nearby is common enough not to warrant a look. But this was unusual. Private planes, as a rule of thumb, don't fly during storms, or at three in the morning. The blimps were certainly well tied down against the gusty wind. So what was this noise, this hum, that was growing louder? Police helicopter, maybe. They always seem to conduct late night reconnaissance missions in my neighborhood just when I'm dropping off to sleep. Mayor's dog has probably gotten loose again. The light flicking in my windows seemed to confirm this. A strong searchlight beam, apparently, taking inventory of my front yard. Nothing there, fellas! No dogs, no escaped convicts!

>>741813266
you are correct sir !

>>741814088

Closer, but not quite!

>>741814155
>It was at this point that fear struck me. The light, I just realized, was green. The most brilliant green I had ever seen. No headlight was ever that color. No searchlight would ever be green, and so steady... The hum, having gradually gotten louder over the past minute seemed constant in volume now, but the tone was changing. Instead of its initial droning pitch, it seemed to be modulating, varying in pitch slightly. There I was, standing near my window, bathed in bright green light, listening to an otherworldly hum coming apparently from right overhead. What wouldyoudo?

>I'll tell you what I did. I ran like a man possessed, nearly killing myself tripping over a stack of phonebooks in my mad rush to get to the other side of the house—to the door, outside, to safety. No way am I going to be trapped in this house with who knows what weirdness, be it spacemen, the CIA, or maybe the Illuminati. I flung open the door, and outside, where the garbage cans should have been, was a bright shaft of greenish light. Standing in the light, swathed in mist, was a perfect copy of myself with its hand outstretched as if to open the door to get out.

>>741812155
H1Z1 kotk

>Game spoils big twist of where the whole thing takes place in the first hour
>Oh yeah, there's also, like, remembering shit from different timelines

>>741814244
that one game with the girl and the bomb

>>741813417
Freespace?

>>741814231
Mount and Blade ?

>>741814241
>In the movies, the hero would now do a Groucho Marx routine and see if the image moved the same way he did, then he would make friends, learn a new alien language, draw up a treaty, all that stuff. I instead fainted, and fell flat on my face into the weeds. My last thought was, "There go the movie rights."

>I don't know how long I was out—who ever does? But it was dark when I woke up. No green light, no mirror image, no burbling hum. The door was still open. The garbage cans were back where they belonged. The rain had lessened to a light drizzle. The full moon was peeking through the thinning clouds. I stumbled around the soggy yard, in a daze. I had a vague suspicion that there would be some sort of alien thing waiting for me in the house, so I didn't really want to go back inside. But the eventual realization that I was wandering around my front yard in the wee hours of the morning under a full moon with only my skivvies on made a certain impression on me, so rather than make a big scene waking the neighbors up and trying to sound less like a deranged lunatic (which I probably was), and more like a damp, frightened victim of UFO harassment (in his skivvies), I peered in all the windows, looking for suspicious green glows.

>>741814244
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem?

>>741814347
>I didn't see anything strange inside, so I crept back to the door, and made my way in, slowly, listening, carefully. I fired up all the lights at once, with the light-control system. Nothing amiss. Checked the closets—no alien ambassadors. Looked in the shower—no mutants. Opened all the kitchen cabinets—no extraterrestrial slime molds, no super space roaches, nothing. Everywhere I looked, zip. I was beginning to relax. Checked the computer room, turned on the computers, made sure all the drives were okay. Perfect. The data, my latest projects, were safe.

>Much more relaxed now, delayed stress syndrome kicked in—and I got a sudden, incredible case of the shakes. My heart started to pound, my knees got all weak, and I sank into the chair. And instantly right out of it I leapt, like an eight-hundred volt cat. I always leave my chair tucked under the desk, but it had been in the middle of the room when I came in!

>>741814244
Timesplitters Future perfect

>>741812411
Nope, Escape from Tarkov since no one else guessed.

Christmas

Pigs

Mutation

Make guns

Ben

>>741814457
>I grabbed up the nearest blunt object, my VCR remote, and scanned the room intently. I don't know what I planned to do with the remote, but there it was, and whatever happened to me, I wanted to die with a weapon in my hand. I kicked the chair away, and it whirled into a corner. I stood still for many moments, listening, looking. But nothing moved, nothing happened. The bright eye of my computer monitor patiently glared at me, almost seeming to say, "What are you up to?"

>I warily wandered over to the cabinets and, hooking my foot under the door, opened each one. Junk, just like I left it. The shelves of books appeared to be undisturbed. My desk drawers I opened with a back scratcher at three paces. A mishmash of printouts and faxes. Nothing. Looked under the desk. Dust bunnies.

>Hell. I felt like an idiot. All this paranoia because I left my chair out for once in my life. I sat heavily into it, and wheeled up to the computer keyboard. In the cracks between the keys were traces of green fluid. On the disk drive handle, more. I bolted to my feet once more, and searched the whole house again with a flashlight, this time checking each and every cranny. Nothing, nowhere. Just traces of green slime on the keyboard, and the disk drive.

>>741814343

Hint: Top-down Dungeon Crawler

>>741814310
Sounds somewhat similar to the first game, but no.
>>741814372
Nope.
>>741814464
And nope.

>Rolling simulator
>die
>VERY GOOD
>VERY GOOD
>VERY GOOD
>IM SORRY

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>>741814529
>Okay. So this UFO roared up to my house at three in the morning in the middle of a thunderstorm, scares me till I faint, and the only evidence I have of it is some rapidly evaporating green glop on my computer. And.... what's this? A new directory on the hard drive. A collection of files in it. Right. Sure. Aliens brought me some files. Probably interstellar shareware, right?

>I copied the files onto a disk, deleted them from the hard drive, and did a complete systems check, virus check, disk integrity check, everything. Nothing was wrong. I go over to the testing machine, and punch up the files on the disk. No READ.ME. Why am I not surprised. But there is a bunch of source files, and one EXE file. I don't mind running strange things on the test machine, that's what it's for. So I fire it up.

>What I got then is very similar to what you now have before you in Helious. An incredibly strange, surreal game. No scoring, no words, just some weird symbols. I showed it to some friends and told them where I got it. They quite disbelieved my story, but they did like the game, and had never seen it, or anything like it, before. Someone suggested I upload it to a board, so I decided to, but not until I tacked on the title screen and some good-old-fashioned- American entrepreneurial spirit. I divided the game into two segments, and now you have the first half! You can order the second half directly from me, the address is in the order form.

>And that's how you got your copy of Helious. I made up the name—and the title screen. It's a van Gogh, of course, and seemed appropriate...

>>741814668

Dark Souls, E-Z

>You look really clean & professional
>Take out important people
>Numerous games in the series
>Never panned or critically acclaimed

>antonym of INSIGNIFICANT COLD

>>741814668
Dark Souls

>>741814746

Super Hot

Quickfire:

>1: WHAT A SAVE

>2: Codrusher or camper, no inbetween. China numba wun

>3: IT'S TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY

You are bread.

Breath ice and shit
Solve puzzles
Never beat game
90s

>>741814742
What is Hitman series

>>741813764
Witcher

>PUZZLES
>PUZZLES
>PUZZLES
>Oh, and a pretty neat story as well.

(This is more game series than actual game.)

>Play an orphan. Watch your foster father die.
Make crazy friends, then get revenge and murder your brother.

>Then be kidnapped by someone jealous of you. Make crazy friends, then get revenge and kill the guy's sister, then him.

>Then go looking for all your other siblings. Make more crazy friends if you want, then hunt down and murder your brothers and sisters one by one.

Always ignore the planet being overrun by space spiders...

>childish card game
>autistic kids
>concede

>>741814873
Spyro

>>741815126
The skyrim heartth stone knockoff

>jewels
>match three
>it appeared in every plug and play

>>741814805
IS THE THIRD ONE SSX I FUCKING LOVED THAT GAME

>>741815401
SXX*

>border control simulator

>green dude
>touch balls
>they be sticky
>huge balls

>be beta
>drinking my woes away
>girl comes up to me
>immediately spaghetti flows from my pockets
>she leaves, must be cause I'm such a faggot
>she breaks into my house
>omgwtfbbq.jpg
>she tells me we are going out
>spaghetti rains from my ceiling
18 days later
>fucked every woman in town, and space.

>is better than sex
>humans are gay
>a chinese kid died

>>741815762
hunie pop

>>741815156
No, older gen

>>741815922
Correct

>>741815835
Starcraft?

>you are a man
>you fight other men
>you fight in bars and pirate ships and prison
>dudes can still live with machetes sticking outta their heads>>741816015

>>741815373
Fucking columns. Was on my 6 in one game on genesis along with that unbeatable motorcycle game, golden axe and 3 others

>>741815045
Pokemon Dungeon games?

>>741815460
Papers, please

>>741815460
Papers Please

>>741812770
Civ?

>>741816575
Nah, I would never talk about those shit games.

>>741816633
Nope

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>>741811239
>shit fanbase

I'm hurt.

>Open box, completely random contents
>Get a few things, you need thousands
>Combine things to make better things, combine better things to make even better things. You need thousands.
>Pay cash or grind or wait for more boxes

>>741814100
nope
>>741814334
and nope
>starts with r and is only one word

>>741815045
Professor Layton?

>>741816884
You got it.

>>741813156
Peydey

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Try your best...

Frustrating puzzles. Eerie tunes and fixed camera angles. Interesting memos and files. Every bullet counts. The pinacle era of hesitation, contemplation, horror and suspense. Evil walking (somtimes naked) residents of the dead sort. No, thats not the sound of a type writer... Its actually blood thirsty, mutated dobermans infected with the g virus. But, medical marijuana soo all is good, even got some dank blue dream. II.

Pic related.

>old game about a ball falling over a never-ending platform

>>741816041
World of Warcraft. But that was close.

>overhyped
>overhyped
>OvErHyPeD
>an sjw fave
>kill some goats (if you want)

>>741817140
Super Mario 2

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>>741817140
Another related pic.

>>741812543
Subnautica?

>WOAH

>Best friend/War buddy dies in huge explosion so you decide to kill all Russians

>>741817240
No man's sky

>>741817332
No, but that's a good guess.

to much background noise
absolute shit combat
actual retard protag
worst setting
just came out
shit story

>>741817211
Qbert

>it's like an RTS
>but not really
>you only control one guy
>and can't build anything

>>741813041
ark survival

>>741817240
Undertale.

>>741817503
Nah

>Tywin Lannister simulator

>>741817261
Close... Your on the right track.

>>741817659
Congratulations

>4 player
>loot
>shoot
>loot
>loot

>>741815531
Gumpy made a video game?

>>741817781
The division

The game takes place in Sanctuary, the dark fantasy world of the Diablo Series, twenty years after the events of Diablo II. Deckard Cain and Leah are in Tristram Cathedral (the same cathedral that was the setting of Diablo) investigating ancient texts regarding an ominous prophecy.

>>741817811
Did this nigga just say "gumpy"?

Holy shit batman, kys.

>>741817140
>>741817289
>filemame
Resident Evil 2, you're retarded.

>>741812460
>i don't need no friends
> i don't need no phone
>just a bag of severed heads
>and my
nuclear throne?

>Wake up
>Start tutorial
>Die
>Repeat

>>741812543
No man's sky

>>741817874
>Doesn't bother reading OP.

Should be easy
>poop outside like rajeek
>dinosaurs
>Chinese hackers

>>741812460
*AIRHORN*

The team is composed of Juno, Vela, and their wardog mascot Lupus. The game begins with the three characters in orbit around the planet Goldwood after barely escaping the destruction of the entire Jet Force fleet at the hands of Mizar, who has been capturing and enslaving a race of survivors known as the Tribals.

>>741817921
I'm sorry you're 12 and don't know who gumpy is

>>741817592
nope
>it's from a calculator

>>741817973
any rogue-lite

I'll guess Dark Souls?

>>741817973
Pokemon red or blue

>telephone wires
>water slide
>pig meat

>>741812699
Man i still hate that annoying whiny bitch

>>741817781
BL

>>741817849
Nah
>Gearbox Software

>>741818154
Calculator: the game

>>741817999
No. I'll give another hint: trains.

>you are a dog who raps

>>741818168
Correct

>>741812719
Every shooter with a multiplayer

>>741818212
Virtual Bart?

>>741818236
Yep

An easy one
>mom what are you doing
>mom pls no
>mom stop
>cry

>>741811239
>Story with lots of twists
>You either kill every resident of an entire town, not a single person, or the main character

>>741818291
so easy I don't even want to answer this

>>741818291
Forget the name but something like parararapapapa or some shit

>>Jack black: the game
That's it.

Main character dives from side to side in order to defeat his foes, and requires a lot of pain killers.

>>741818291
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

>>741818278
Train Sim

>>741818349
the game of life

>>741818315
yes nice

>>741818108
Its gumby nigga. Kys.

>>741818365
Brutal Legend?

>>741818349
The Binding of Isaac

>>741818349
Real life

>>741817922
Damn you got it man, good job.

>bitchy witch overthrow

>>741818354
Fallout 3

>Ghosts
>A shitton of them
>Looking for your bro
>Realize he's in a mirror

>roam around for a while breaking things
>Sweet a chest
>Guns are more affective
>Build shit anyway
>Convoluted upgrade system

>>741818417
Same shit faggot. Fact that you continue to say nigga makes you a nigga. Kys

>>741818349
>>741818419
Yes

>>741818483
Not what I was thinking but now that you say it I do realize thats pretty much what I described

>hallway
>judgemental sink baby

>>741818490
Luigis mansion

steal a cleaver from the first town.
buy the only upgrade possible from halfway into the game.
abuse magic to get huge combo multipliers and max all stats.
buy THELASTSWORDYOUWILLEVERNEED from rich fags.

>>741818490
Green Mario's Spooky Haunted Big House.

>>741813360
Super Hexagon

>>741818555
PT for ps4

>>741811239
>There's always a gangup by the mercenaries and religious nuts against the centralised government

>>741818558
Nice, correct

>>741818393
Getting colder. Another hint: rockets and angry bugs

>>741813113
mw2 silly

>>741818617
assassins creed? lol.

>>741818291
Lammer jammy was better. Actually entertaining. Parappa the rapper was garbage.

>>741818610
Ding Ding

>9
>9

>>741818676
Ayy was a shot in the dark. I'm happy now

>FMV
>Rob Schneider

>>741811239
Counter Strike Global Offensive???

>you answer a lot of voicemails
>be discrete!

>>741818515
Nope. You were wrong. Kys.

Smdh... This nigga said gumpy...

>>741818771
Hotline Miami

>robot people
>hoh shit now there's a bigger robot
>lose an arm to some brazilian fucko
>lose sanity from some asian stretch armstrong
>lose pakistan to memes

>No, that's wrong!

>Have fun leveling up high enough to play ranked
> HAVE LESS FUN IN RANKED
> QUIT
> COME BACK
>RINSE AND REPEAT
> Love and hate the game

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>>741818275
Game over.

The answer was Fall Down.

>>741811239
Call of duty?

>A game which has pretty much only changed in graphics since the release of the first one.
>Almost died out before the release of cosmetics.
>Fanbase so toxic you want uninstall every time you play.
>You shoot guns.

>>741818373
You should be able to get this one.

never played this shit game but I think it might be correct: DOTA 2

>>741818666
Not even close bud

> obtain creatures from the jurassic era and kill other players with em

>>741818819
League of legends

>>741818885
>>741818819

>>741818482
Dishonored 2?

>>741818797
AT LEAST THIS NIGGA DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

>>741812460
Space Channel 5?

>>741818863
Battletoads?

>>741818932
Yeah man nice!

>>741818816
Hideo Kojima's "Everyone is David Bowie"

>>741818818
Dangle Rompas
>Cue theme on the fucking kazoo.

>>741818918
yuh

>>741818818
/b/ for 200 Alex

>>741818814
ding ding

>>741818837
Fall Up was better.

>>741818955
Nope. Think newer.

>everyone gets slipped
>everyone gets killed
>clowns
>call everyone a faggot
>see some furries getting blown to bits

>>741818863
Call of duty?

>>741818863
A game where you chew ass and kick bubble gum? And you're all out of bubble gum?

>>741818917
Ark

>>741818863
csgo

>playing ranked game
>have cooking videos on second monitor and voice off because I don't want kids screeching at me
>we lose
>get kicked after game is finished so I can't even rank down

>>741819101
Terrible. Should I just say it?

Come at me faggots
>dork makes root beer
>dork gets girl
>How appropriate, you fight like a cow