Waifu something claim thing thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed.
Hey guys it's me, a happy bab
>>741802084
matsu is gay xd
>Foxxy claimu
/d/ was a mistake...
Going there was a bigger one...
Gunpura Tomo
>>741802190
Miku is undesirable xd
>>741802232
What did tour eyes see
And onto another one we go!
>>741802232
What are you a fucking normie? Next you're going to tell me children don't give you sexual thoughts.
Howdy mates
Varg claimed.
>>741802299
Things that Edgedesu would like, I'm sure
>>741802398
Does my waifu's D sized chest imply I do?
>>741801575
Actually don't quote me on this, but you know, i think especially your second fear, the one about dying due to unpaid bill, tells that you're a pretty responsible person, if you fear it it also means you'd care about not letting them go unpaid after all. Also you won't die alone, remember that we're friends!
>>741802568
>not fantasizing about children
You despise me.
>>741802568
It's not a spectrum. You can like flat chests and you can like oppai. And you can like children with big tits.
>>741802568
I'm so sorry
Will you recover?
Wanna talk about it, friend?
>>741801837
Hey cute
>>741802706
I don't despise you
And I don't think that means what you think it does
>>741802727
How can a child have big tiddies?
>>741802738
Nah, not into giantess
or diaper fetishes
or pregnancy/inflation...
Or anything that isn't missionary for the sole purpose of procreation, obviously after marriage
>>741802980
This day is still.at it?
>>741803004
You don't?
Even though I like kids?
>>741803060
do you wish to attempt that statement again?
>>741803004
There must be some unlikely disease that causes that. Other than that it's rather common in animu and hentai.
>>741802568
Was it stronk Zarya dominating solly 76 with a strap-on?
>>741803004
Who is the fox on the right?
That looks like a generic day in deviemtart honestly, how frightening
You're a good man, keep those tastes
>spamming waifu thread while they're dying off
Dishonorable, kicking a man while he's down
>>741803246
mercy killing
>>741803105
Yeah, sure
>>741803164
Chink cartoons don't really reflect reality well though
>>741803165
>Futa on male thread
Probably, but I wasn't looking for it
>>741803215
That's Chen, duh
>>741803333
You're life support, tbh
The threads would probably die if you weren't spamming
>>741802322
Sucks lol
>>741802610
Well, that's the thing about me. I'm scared of things that are unreasonable. I fear I wouldn't be able to make money because of how I'm doing currently, and for the last part...
Well, I don't know how to make and keep friends, and that's why I have only a handful. All but one are online.
Sometimes I'm just scared of being alone.
>>741803464
you go on d for chink cartoons
Only the best of girls
>>741803464
I thought that was marisa...
>>741803466
Then why must you keep rejecting my friendship uwu
>>741803464
Well fuck, this is the second time today
I forgot the right word for the sentence, so I kinda fucked up
>>741803060
Day = fag
>>741803466
How does one keep friends online?
Qott: Who would you pick to be your husbando? If you already have one, who would your waifu be?
>>741803553
All I found was regret
>>741803650
Easy mistake, they're like twins
>>741803667
Clearly
>>741803799
I'm not into men
Can't do missionary for the sole purpose of procreation with a man
I wanna give this spammer cement shoes and put wet bamboo between his toenails and fingernails
>>741803799
I would honestly take Varok Saurfang as a fathero. Cant do husbando.
>>741803809
I like how happy Chen looks once Marisa gets on her head, very cute
>>741803809
I still don't know what it is
Something with De I feel like
Wait it couldn't have been disgust right
>>741803799
>inb4 Sayamokonigger heresies to a trap
>>741804161
I hope it wasn't
I really hope
>>741804161
Ran's face on that one would actually make a good cropped reaction face
>>741803871
Lel not assuming your a fag, just asking if you were. I know how amazing it would be to procreate with the opposite sex but it's just a scenario.
>>741803966
Sheeit. He looks like a tough cookie.
>>741804218
Never claimed Saya tho. And I don't do traps.
>>741804243
Why is that?
>>741804413
I'm very cornfused now TBH
>>741804424
I'm very puritanical
>>741801837
Homu has appeared!
How are you all tonight?
>>741804424
Meant Sawamoko but am tired :(
>>741803871
>lul guise missionary for the sole purpose of procreation guise XD
>>741804561
I wasn't memeing, it's a really cute face
And I meant the actual Ran
>Bunny people making odd, dreamy, creepy music
I like it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
Dear god there are a lot of drunk transients around here today
>>741804218
multinigger galko spotted
>>741804561
It'd mean that I'm losing more english words, which is kinda bad for me
>>741804561
But isn't the very idea of procreating an impure thought?
>>741804647
Sawamoko. Sounds like a good name. Not into harems tho. Or fusions. Would you consider pic related a trap tho?
GunpuraTomoh
>>741804658
Oh, yeah, it's an interesting expression
now post your waifu's dick
>>741805018
Is English your first language?
>>741805027
How so?
>>741805399
File too big :^)
Now post your waifu's boobs
I'm back. My phone died after I posted last thread so what's with the flags?
I'm back. How's it going folks? I'm at a loose end, not sure what to do next.
>>741805526
Looks like our faithful prophet left off after doing a few. Maybe he went to bomb a different thread.
>>741805399
Well, I grew up with it since I was 5, and everything I do (online, so 80% of my day) or think is in English, so it'd be kinda annoying if I started to forget it eh
>>741804424
He cleaves everything.
clmd
>>741805502
Boob machine broke
>>741805659
Oh, I see
Yeah, that could be an issue
>>741803650
You showed friendship?
>>741804568
Hello Homu. Are you doing well?
>>741805526
Spam.
>>741805399
Procreation is secksu? Yes? It's generally considered an impure act. I mean, I havent practiced my religion in a while so maybe I'm forgettimg something here.
>>741805526
He just loves all these countries so much
>>741805723
Would he cleave you as a form of discipline?
>>741805829
Understandable have a good day
>>741805865
Before you bullied, Yes
Those were good days now that I think about it
So did you guys see the top 100 most influential anime according to japanese viewers?
What do you think of this?
http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/blog/2017/05/04/100-best-anime-all-time-according-nhk
https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/690kv4/nhk_top_100_voted_anime/
>>741805829
I'm not sure how to stop it though
Got tips?
>>741805919
It's not sexual, it's a necessity, it's like saying you enjoy drinking water
>>741806000
Good day broke too
>>741806063
I dunno, I live in Freedom land and will only ever need to speak English
>>741805865
I'm doing fine thanks
Long day though...
How about you?
>>741806029
Gonna guess a few here. Sword Art Online, KKKlannad, Gundam SEED, Lucky Star, and Boku no Pico
>>741806212
Understandable have a decent day
>>741806320
You have no idea how much some of these choices hurt me inside.
Look at number 21 and 20
>Homu
>>741806212
Well fuck
Thanks for the night chat eh
>>741806212
Who's to say sex is not a necessity?
>>741806412
21 ain't bad. I actually loved After Dtory. Just not S1.
Gunpura Tomo
>>741806344
Plausible
>>741806465
Anytime, no-claim
>>741806547
It is if you want to have kids
Or you could always do the Yakumo method of forced adoption of a child slave
>>741805919
More than likely
>>741806765
Is it possible to claim Coffee?
I'm addicted to that bitch
>>741806688
The fact that 21 got beat by 20 is what I was implying.
I don't Hate SAO honestly, but I wouldn't call it influential enough for a list like that (and certainly not to beat clannad to the top 20). Akira in the low nineties is just a kick in the balls, I really can't understand what people were thinking
Just 2 more hours on my shift, but my phone is at 3%. I can probably find a way to get a bit more charge into it
>>741807262
Good luck eh
Here and stuff
>>741806765
Pleasure included tho
>>741806797
Good
>>741807128
Oh alright. That is pretty sickening. Im surprised the OG Gundam made the list tho. Them tojos are fucked in the head tho.
Heading to gym now. Bai gais.
>>741807661
Have a good time, Tomo.
>>741806897
Go for it
>>741807661
It doesn't have to be
Horsegril claimed.
>>741807661
Yeah and no Shinkai Makoto works other than Kimi no Nawa. I don't think I saw any Tezuka Osamu stuff which would truly amaze me.
Anyway, Bye Tomo
>>741807984
Show bottom half
>>741806302
I'm about to have some phở
Gon be gud
>>741807984
Welcome to the thread
>>741808414
Hello Binbou
>>741808531
You made it.
>>741807864
What's the full pic
>>741808678
Asian food is damn good on an empty stomach, enjoy
By the way, what do you think of this?
>>741806029
>>741808679
don't have it
>>741808678
I been here the whole time, was even in the last like 3 threads
>>741808678
Hi Remmu
>>741808965
You're sure?
A shame really
>>741808890
It's better when you're Asian, because you can literally just make it.
The list is okay.
>>741808970
But the battery thing
>>741809032
How are you doing?
>>741808970
dude!!! awesome pick!
nice to meet you
>>741809065
You dumb bastard!
>>741808970
I hadn't noticed you before. What's your name?
>>741808965
You DUMB bastard.
>>741809312
No U
>>741809113
Doing fine. Had a bad start.
>>741808965
This is the ultimate dumb bastard of dumb bastards.
>>741809113
I had an Indonesian show me how he made sambal and satay, and a Thai guy show me green curry and pad thai. Chinese guy showed me various others.
>>741808965
You dumb fucking bastarr.
>>741809032
Hey Binbou-chan, how you doing?
Hope it's been a good week
>>741809113
That list is celebrating 100 years of anime existing this year. So the NHK opened a poll to japanese viewers about what they thought were the most influential animations to come out in the last century.
Not what they liked. What was influential.
More than half the list is stuff that's barely five years old, I don't get how so many of them can be influential and game changing.
AKIRA at 97.
Clannad AS at 21. Beaten by SAO on 20
No Death Note. No Dragon Ball.
That list isn't just bad. It's a disaster.
>>741808965
Dumbass bastard
>>741809771
That is adorable
>>741808965
You dumb bastard
>>741809771
>That list is celebrating 100 years of anime existing this year. So the NHK opened a poll to japanese viewers about what they thought were the most influential animations to come out in the last century.
No one in Japan takes anime that seriously except for failures.
You have to take into consideration who's voting.
t. live in japan
Epic
>>741808965
Dumb. Bastard.
>>741809771
Its been a rough week. I would very much like a drink or 5.
>>741808965
D.u.m.b. b.a.s.t.a.rd.
>>741809923
>anime was a mistake
I think I finally understand where Miyazaki has been coming from all these years
>>741810089
I think it's kind of unfair to just say no one takes it seriously when they put so much effort in making and marketing it there.
>>741810304
Same
I'm gonna have some refreshing ice cold juice (because i'm lame and don't drink)
>Homu
>>741805593
>>741805865
>>741805919
Ah I see well at least it's over
>>741810541
He might come back. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>741809367
Early morning?
>>741809562
I asked my mom to show me how to make three of my favorite dishes, egg and pork, salmon, and fried rice. All of them are basically very simple.
>>741809771
I was gonna say stuff about Dragon Ball, but I'm a fan of it, so it would seem like I'm nagging
>>741810541
Shhhh
>>741808965
DUMB BASTARD
>>741808965
Dumb bastard
>>741810644
It's fine, I wouldn't mind.
I honestly don't even like the show beyond the first series, but I think it's more than earned a place on a list like that for basically inventing the fighting genre in manga/anime.
Akira is like what the fuck though
They should redo a list for series that don't have constant or recent releases. I think a series being recent and being fresh in people's minds, or having like seven films coming out in succession distorts results for what should be classics
>Homu
>>741810644
7am isnt early to me. Just been feeling bad again.
>>741808965
This guy is a DUMB bastard
>>741810644
They would be. Fried rice is easy enough, its just what you want to add to it.
>>741808965
Dumb bastardo
Hello
Bampu
>>741812953
Thats not high function depression, thats just an arts student