Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Q8LNZta1H (I am act

>>741754525
I wanna teach a 4 year-old girl to masturbate and show her porn, so we could be under the blanket and masturbate together while cuddling. I wanna kiss and lick every part of her little body while she twists her little legs and cums. Sucking my dick to make me buy her a new toy? What a little whore! Can't wait to tickle her prepubescent cunnie. That's what she gets for seducing me. If she wasn't attractive, I wouldn't do it to her.

Are you going to read the above, OP?

>>741754525
Haha.. Yes lol haha Hihi hehe kekkitky kek, haha Hoho hehe lolok roflin lel Huhuhuhue hah kmao lmao Top roflmao haha kek lol lul...

Read this:

I had the misfortune of having to spend 4 weeks working in India. Truly the most disgusting place I have ever seen. All of New Delhi has maybe 5 trees left in it. Rivers are entirely filled with garbage and waste. People doing their business in the streets. Their "monuments" are falling apart, covered with grime and filth. You can't look 5 yards without seeing a slum, someone living in a tarp at the side of the road, or some skinny kid begging for money. Nothing but pollution and garbage. It was just absolutely disgusting. African countries are cleaner than India. And India wants to be a first world country?!

The sad part is you can't even blame the individual people, they need to do their business somewhere... But there are just WAY TOO FREAKING INDIANS, and as there is nothing but corruption and greed in the Indian mind (even moreso for the "elite" upper castes and politicians), nothing gets done - no sewage systems, no basic infrastructure, no electricity, no running water. That place is doomee.?

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>>741754603
>>741754803
Well, to be honest it has a lot of references to explicit pedophilia and grooming. It's something I typically try to avoid. I am okay with lolicon but encouraging people to abuse toddlers is a line id rather not cross. Any similar requests with less references to age or status?

Do another for my boy Quinny, we know he isnt gay now but he seems to enjoy them.

"Glorious followers of Quinnystein, today we executed every commie publicly by hanging them by a rope doused in petrol so that it could then be lit, also in the news the armed march through germany was successful and it is now under our control, Nuclear tests have been carried out and the plans to nuke the middle east are fitting into place. Thank you for listening to this news announcement, Heil Quinnystein"

me and a friend spent like 20 mins on that so you better do it OP

>>741754857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLfQC2drPS

>>741754525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZW4gDVcYl

>>741754957
Well done.

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read the one on the right

>>741754890
Dude its a copypasta relax

>>741754996
Are you taking the piss? No offence if you aren't, but I can't make out what you're saying.

>>741755037
No, just tired.

>>741755031
Just explaining why I usually don't do those requests as willingly as others. We good fam

"I always eagerly wait for the new Lunix kernel. When I think of what compilation commands to use I get a huge boner and I often masturbate during the compilation. Some time ago I bought a new computer that compiles the kernel so fast I don't have time to cum. So I compile it twice."

>>741754873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTzcQ48zgK

>>741754525
Can you wake me up OP?
I need it for my alarm ringtone
Oh yeah, My name's Edward

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>>741754910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PqaanXhwMo
Death by hanging? No helicopter ride?

>>741755156
Forgot to mention, please read it.

>>741754996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B61z4usfMy

>>741755189
ahahahahaha, great
thanks op

i can take some request too if someone wants a male voice

>>741755239
jeez dude, how fucking lonely are you?

>>741755304
we're saving that for when we're out of ideas OP. All im saying is expect to narrate Quinnysteins news network when you do these threads.

>>741755156
I tried to use Gentoo once, i must have done something wrong because it took like 14hours to compile and install firefox.

>>741755012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09S2GIBUyba
Is there text over a transparency above it? Im trying to read it on mobile if that's what you want read

Say "monty youre a sweaty fucking cunt and no one likes you lolmao"

>>741755373
That's totally normal. Took me a long time too.

>>741755366
Haha, i don't mind. Sorry if i do them in varying inflections

>>741755359
Well my gf used to wake me up everyday. I have trouble waking up since she left me 8 months ago.

This

So I met Fisto_the_Defiler yesterday.

I was going through the fresh produce aisle when I noticed Fisto staring at a bag of brussel sprouts with this really serious face. Usually, I wouldn't bother him if he were busy or with friends/family, but since he was alone and didn't seem to be in a rush, I figured: "why not?". I went up to him and said: "Hi Mr. Fisto, sorry to bother, but I'm a big fan of your PvP".

He replied: "Please, call me "lolifister". Exactly like that". I thought that was a little weird, but whatever; most celebrities are at least a little strange. Anyway, we got to chatting a bit and initially he was fairly courteous. He asked me what my favourite tryhard build was. I gave a little nervous chuckle and explained that I'm actually more of a flip clay fan. This was when shit hit the fan. The instant those words crossed my lips the entire store went completely silent. Fisto's face went stone cold and eyes wide open. He must have stared at me like this for 15 whole seconds before letting out the most bone shilling, primal scream I've ever heard. I never knew someone could make such an awful noise. This lasted another good 15 seconds before an employee ran over to ask what was wrong. When she addressed Fisto directly, he stopped screeching and started going off on some incoherent ramble to her. Something about "flip clay sucks lol" and "eu shits". The employee asked him to leave but he had to be carried out by security. After everything settled back down I walked back out to the parking lot and he was keying my car.

Fucking surreal man.

>>741755455
Its fine OP, probably better that way anyhow

>>741755404
Yeah. It might be difficult to see the text on top unless you open the file on it's own.

>>741755156
>>741755156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TggI2QhhZT
I think the i got cut off. Woops

>>741755339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWYtWsH0gt

I think it was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

>>741755441
Well it was enough to convince me that binaries were the way of the future

fucking shit i love voice acting but vagaroo wont let me record shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://gyazo.com/5db93541e03c34b7ef46f2f01c31946e

>>741755239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ir0wGUy2Zn

>>741755657
It doesnt like chrome, but works just fine for me in firefox

>>741755690
"snewz" hahaha love it

>>741755653
Precompiled binaries are very convenient. Gentoo is more for people that want lots and lots of control. What are you using now?

>>741755359
Glad you enjoyed it!
Make pikachu sounds

>>741755411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUdUcv4Qax

>>741755468
well, you should get a new girlfriend

>>741755646
Thanks for the recording.

>>741755753
Windows 10 D: (because i needed some CAD stuff that does not run on linux/wine)

>>741755653
Ah that was probably the other girl doing voice requests. I suck at singing.

>>741755804
Any time, anon.

>>741755690
Lol, thanks OP

>>741755819
Ah sure, your better than most

>>741754525
"Bite the pillow babe, I'm going in dry"

if you can follow it up with a nice meaty slap that'd be great

>>741755765
what does a pikachu sounds like?
not a weeb tbh

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O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

>>741754525
Can you scream? Actually scream, I mean.

>>741755505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xgLbnnJJ0L

>>741756045
Fan of Sharpe?

>>741755524
Glad to know. Feel free to give me voice direction next time if you'd like.

>>741755968
Pokemon doesn't make you a weeb you normie
Go "pika pii pika chuu" in whatever tone you'd like

Make me an alarm? My name is wesley marlboro

>>741755657
Odd. Could you upload something you voice recorded with another program i wonder?

>>741756174
gotta make it sound like a squeeky toy though

>>741755876
Thank you, anon. I sing well some times but at other times i fall flat. Not sure why, probably lack of practice.
>>741755873
You are welcome. I have someones demon sounding recording as my alarm.

>>741755961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pRLwwbKr8C

>>741756297
No i want improv pikachu
Try to improv what a tsundre electric mouse would sound like

>>741756343
Perfect <3

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Ayy Rev whaddup? Told you last time I'd have football requests.

"Why in the blue almighty FUCK would you call a fucking goal line fade to a tight end, on 4th and goal on the last play of the game? What the fuck? Seattle even had a 4-3 defense on the field, not even goal line. Blount LITERALLY would've taken 5 seconds and scored, but no, you had to call 'muh unconventional play call head games.'
Fuck you, Josh McDaniels. Just fuck you."

>>741756045
Sharpe is my fuccin jam my dude.

NIGGER BOYKA SCRUB GRUB FACE FUCKED BY NIGGA COCK PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY (LAST PUSSY WITH FRENCH ACCENT) PENIS DICK DICK COCK KYAAA KYAAA OHH MY GAAAWD NIPPLE STRETCHER ONA HOLE BEA FIN GOTH IN GURA DE CHRIS

>>741756053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rSvknuSlX2
Here you go my dude
I'm not OP btw

>>741756665
I don't get it.

>>741756411
SUPES! I missed you dude. You got dubs, too.
Let me give it a whack
>>741756045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gqCHhFqI0s

>>741756713
Well you want me to scream?

>>741756053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q7lxND34SD

....Make a plop sound with your pussy?

>>741756780
almost got the tune right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
good shot though

>>741756807
I meant an actual, terrified scream. What you'd let out if you were being chased down by a machete-wielding maniac, for example. But I appreciate the effort.

>>741756826
Thanks. You have a manly scream.

>>741756411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0beQO9qbNkO

>>741756859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04OqIFwPNae

>>741756942
My voice hurts when i do a shrill scream.. also its still the morning here

>>741757060
musical vagoo playing time.

say "Yankee ty needs to eat shit and die"

>>741756942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UnChT3bleX
OP again
Still cant be that loud

>>741757119
's a good scream OP

>>741756203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z5Wa6LNfox

what is the word limit

>>741757119
Much better; thank you.

>>741754525
Are you from the hunger games threads? I recognize you somewhere

Talk about what you think of 4chan. Mainly /b/.

>>741756632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HuEIKBiyB8

>>741757260
I do also play in hunger games threads.
As Revy or slowpoke usually

>>741757307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FcpQ20a0De

>>741754890
faggot

>>741757117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iwAzd6fwwe

>>741757236
If you post long stuff I might ignore it until you get dubs, so if you don't feel like waiting a while do short requests.
Also if its long i usually stutter more

moan. hard.

>>741754525
Please say
"I love you and I always will." followed by whatever nice stuff comes to mind.

My real gf doesn't tell me this enough (wtf right?)

>>741757307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TyUL4XaBfI

>>741757370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPnPgzvH9J

>>741754525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hul9kH0ZPA
not op but this sounds fun reply to this if you want me to read it

>>741754525
make ass spank noises

>>741757548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ugdqnxKr3
Sorrt your girlfriend doesn't say this enough. Have you discussed it? There's no shame in wanting praise from someone you care about. Its gratifying. Just try not to be demanding. Some times its just not something they view as important so they dont always voice how they feel

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OP can you sing?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jqU08jQqhH

>>741757761
>
it's okay i think it's because i sleep with other girls when they hit on me. I still love her though.
thank you very much

>>741757548
N.OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0roknERK4by

>>741757473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06j1F7odWba
>>741757740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovhQ08mvJO

>>741757837
beautiful

say this:
American society's aversion to intelligence is a political fact of life, one
.:Vhich no politician can ignore. From time to time-after some particularly
~umiliating political or military defeat, or in the face of obvious danger-the
call goes out to strengthen intelligence, to give it a freer hand, to allocate more
resources to it. Once the immediate crisis passes, the feeling again prevails that
the public has a right to know everything, or almost everything, and that the
denial of this right is bound to result in abuse and crime. Secrecy, it is said, erodes
the system of checks and balances on which constitutional government rests.

>>741757864
I approve of this.

>>741757864
you're a saint

>>741757925
that is, which* and humiliating*
my apologies

>>741757837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s027kAiwTtlt

>>741757548
NOT OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIMcxNefou

>>741757969
Kinda reads like a german accent the way it was posted

Roses are red
Romance is dead
Everyday i suffer from existential dread

>>741757805
Not well. See the OP recording What did you have in mind?

>>741758001
10/10 that man must be feeling great by now

>>741758049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MS5jjUDrGh

>>741757991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPTewpbWep

>>741754525
Can you describe what the rusty trombone is in a sexual way?
Also do you post here often? I'd love to find your threads more often or if you have a chirbit

Revy was my waifu btw.

>>741757925
NOT OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wd1wy7YgoI

>>741758098
literally the most loved man on b

>>741758145
Revy was every ones waifu

>>741758001
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIMcxNefou
hahahah I guess I'd plow your arse

>>741758190
not yours

>>741758196
oh

>>741757925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xrGUmC9M5

Read this

"Okay, serious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this pickle rick meme? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking board for the past week has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting this pickle meme everyday. It's not fucking funny"

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>>741758145
Was? She is the anti-waifu to me. Best girl

Please say:
"[Sincere] I really don't mind what ever lewd fetishes you have, because you are still a human.

[Lower, softer and more lewd voice] Also... sitting on your face and playing borderlands sounds hot~"

It's something that I know my girlfriend would do... but not record her self saying. Also [...] are just directions.

>>741758145
Also onto your request: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3MNertvXo

Pretend the moon landing failed and the men were stuck on the moon. Then say this:
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.
These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.
They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.
For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

>>741758281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fVg4e4gyA8
NOT OP

>>741758123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QOfzzvGWJR

>>741758001
You have a cool voice. dat timbre

>>741754525
I love it when you say things in your "sweet" voice.

>>741758462
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QOfzzvGWJR
kek

>>741758068
Can you sing this song please?
Sufjan Stevens - Casimir Pulaski Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI

It's okay if you don't know the song, It's for my project.

>>741758468
oh ty my dude

>>741758462
Sugoi Onii-chan.

>>741758295
>was
I mean.. I sorta realized she's not on a good path. As in i wouldn't live too long by her side

>>741758487
ocean man

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>>741758281
>not liking pickle rick

Moan for 30 sec

>>741758566
I get it
Its like the fucktards who need to force in a "Winter is coming olololololololol" or some other GoT bullshit into a normal conversation.
Gets tiresome.

>>741758462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lOmdjaJerw

>>741758539
Hence why she is the anti-waifu
I guess as a woman with a troubled past I really love Revy because I want her to channel her passion more constructively. She is an introspective, intelligent (although brash) fucking badass but her self depreciation hamstrings her. I hope the manga picks up (2 chapters this year i think?) because i think her story had a ways to go.

>>741758633
eyy dubs, moaning ftw

>>741754525
What brought you to the Chan?
What's your fap material?
Do you have nice breasts?

>>741758468
Glad to know. Anything youd like said?

>>741758489
Hey i know that song

>>741758654
Do some of these lines?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkhp6V6HVy0

>>741758697
Not trying to be that person, but I think you missed my dubs.

>>741758311

>>741758788
not op D: i wasn't gonna do yours unless you want an English man saying he wants to sit on your face

"The unstoppable expansion of the Universe (driven by dark energy as we understand it) will eventually drive the galaxies so distance from each other at such an accelerating speed that not even its light will be able to reach us. Given time, the universe will be only our galaxy, with an empty, dark, terrifying void surrounding it"

>>741758311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEBCdF3xwJ

>>741758777
I'm afraid I don't have the voice for it.

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>>741758652
>"Winter is coming olololololololol"
>W is coming olololololololol
>W coming olololololololol
>Wolololololololol

>>741758865
Well, from one British to another...

I wouldn't mind it as long as you sounded cute.

>>741758916
Also thank chuuuu :D

>>741758865
Could be a little awkward

>>741758633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dhJYJrdvym

>>741758684
true! I hope your past wasn't too troubled. It can take a long time to recover. If you keep at it and persist in physically doing constructive things that make you happy it won't matter after enough time

>>741754525
your voice pleases my penis. Thank you very much, OP. I'd eat your pussy.

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OP, help me piss the shit out of my soon to be ex gf? The cheatin bitch never fucked me and sucked my best friend. I didn't tell her I know yet. She's dumb as fuck and will believe any cringy shit tho. I'll post her dumb reaction. Try put on a genuine slow, sexy voice.

- You were so fun last night, I can't believe you had such a big cock, Zan. You were so wild like a tiger pouncing onto a gazelle's ass, hungry to eat my lady meat. I want you to know that you are always welcome to my love cave. Trust me, its better than feeling like you're fucking a fat little seal. That nerdy cunt doesn't deserve your glorious hairy chest mmmmmm.

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>>741758753
Can you do it?

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>>741758986

>>741758986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9nP28Q8VL

>>741759112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xWUaJugScw

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>>741759112
Hurts anon, I'm not expecting seiyuu level voicing.

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>>741759051
I'm not op

>>741758746
Oh, it'd be far too hard for me to just pick one thing. I could seriously just listen to you all day as I slowly melted into a puddle of sublime relaxation.

>>741759112
Say something very Irish. Please and thank you.

>>741758281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pN1do39R9

>>741759176
oh snap

>>741759182
I have no idea what seiyuu means man

>>741759112
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dhJYJrdvym
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08N8Ot736nZ

>>741758398
I'm not OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aLTmndCKJL

>>741754525
You remind me of Kimya Dawson

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>>741759271
I'm not expecting you to be any good or near the quality of the voice actors.

>>741754525
What brought you to the Chan?
What's your fap material?
Do you have nice breasts?

>>741759255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZgWW2w4WnV

>>741759351
very nice

>>741759313
yis

>>741759441
Cassidy? Is that you?

>>741759379
Ah right, well I can barely speak on the best of days so its all grand.

>>741758704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07F4kfR1Hg5

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<< This is Sorcerer 1 to all planes. Apply full thrust, and don't even think about heading back. >>

>>741759018
I got you dude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07irlA5aP8S

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>>741759190
ok

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>>741758489
Ill give this a whack but it might be a request i dont finish until later

>>741759517
Are you talking about OP? because you got the Irish guy

>>741759592
Holy fuck my fucking sides

OP are you attractive?

>>741759703
Best recording of the thread right there

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>>741759643
Thanks so much op
I'll wait patiently

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>>741759703

>>741759736
found the virgin

>>741758398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S3KhRzaKxq

>>741759535
Holy shit you're spectacular. How will I find your thread again?

Please make a more permanent Chirbit or something.

>>741759736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dM79Qz7PbF

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>>741758777
Want me to try these?
>>741759827
What's chirbit? I make these a few times a week, usually in the early mornings.

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>>741759592
This. This is why I do these threads.

>>741759905
Yes, I'm not fussed if its bad or good, I just want to hear it.

>>741759905
simple site. You can upload under anon username and it stores holds your stuff for people who know your username.

Please do Revy cosplay!

>>741759942
>>741759905
I normally make these threads at night. No one ever joins in

>>741754525
Why arent you working?

>>741759736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUlLE7Ui3P

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>>741759592
You glorious faggot

>>741760032
that cuz ur a faggot bruh

Can the dude who puts NOT OP in his posts say 14 words in dramatic way like medieval vidya characters do?
>>741759736
You can tell by her voice. Too bad she's a lesbo anyways.

>>741760090
Im engaged to a hairy bearded man, I just want a harem too

>>741760125
I too want to be the harem master

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>>741759671
>t. I've never seen Preacher and should kill myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xABw3cXVjkM

>>741760147
There is plenty of room in this harem.
Anons, come one, come all!

>>741759535
are you a lesbian?

>>741760087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031jzCfkbZq

>>741760208
i live in a frat house you fucking dolt

>>741760171
Didnt even know a Preacher tv show was a thing. I think thats the guy from Misfits to boot.

>>741758878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDsAt5a0nq

>>741759905
>>741760014
Chirbit is a good idea. Many anons on /soc/ do it and it helps give us anons a frame of reference for who you're trying to be on the internet.

>>741760264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vdE6IvmBug

>>741758777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mmb2YoBBag

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>>741760461
Arigoto.

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>>741759592
Fucking legendary but now I'd have to pretend I'm gay and although she's a retard she wouldn't be jel
>>741759018

>>741760384
Could you read 14 words like a medieval vidya character would?
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>741760534
What of it?

>>741760534
Uh oh
Where are you going with this

>>741760384
Cold cheap beer isn't bad. And I may have the fastest shotgun alive. Do me a favor:

say, "Everyone knows AXO (ayy kai oh) is full of some thirsty fucking bitches. Too bad they're all beached whales".

>>741759005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wmm3ldLawX
>>741759018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JXbBqoHDx6

>>741760527
Do you have an example of what you're looking for?

>>741759254
Well, just enjoy the ride then! Happy to have you anon

>>741760642
The one in first few seconds for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyovVNvlzAY

In a sexy voice - I love it when you tease my pussy but slam it into my tushy

>>741760619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KfMMgm1exg

>>741759351
Whos kimya dawson?
>>741759572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJcCZx1VHU

>>741759777
Damn, trips.
Its a very long song. To get it out quicker is there a specific verse you'd like sung instead?

>>741760762
ty brah

>>741760014
Ill look into it! I do need to make a more permanent internet presence

>>741760762
You sound like this dude: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg

>>741760837
Grape-kun don't go into the light!

>>741760032
I invite you to always join in to mine.. female voice requests are more popular for obvious reasons. Throwing other voices into the mix always makes the threads better though and yours have been fucking great

>>741760049
It's my day off

>>741760837
Awesome, it'll be a nice thing to look forward to femanon if this is something you're considering.

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>>741754525
Lol so this is where you are. Don't come to /waifu/ anymore.

>>741760184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oeoJ3d7NK6

>>741760963
What if I identify as you.

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>>741760933
I just report your threads instead so I don't catch a ban.

>>741760527
>>741760718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lp08Sq2338
Let me know if you're looking for something different
>>741760839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUie23VxeI

>>741760963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s155tsq2dG7y

>>741760837
i'd love that. And hey, take care of/maintain yourself, lady! You owe that to yourself while you're still young. The more you do it the easier it gets. I know girls like slaying guys too and it could help you get some. It also helps with general happiness, dealing with past, and all sorts of stuff. Be strong because you seem pretty great.

>>741760931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s125xHbMaNRr

>>741760903
Oh I'm almost never up this early and not at work

>>741761071
Just like you speak regularly, but more dramatically.
It doesn't matter dude. Thanks.

>>741760963
ok :)

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>>741761031
I'll just come back 30 secs later, though

>>741761110

what are you using on your phone to record though?

>>741760894
Grape-kun? That's a new one

>>741761110
Sounds pretty fine tbh and phone battery? Just get a charger lol.
>>741761172
>Going out of your way because of 1 femanon
Wew lad.

>>741761194
Voice recorder/smart recorder app for long scripts

>>741761098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vrXY7kmik1

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>>741761219
You must be new with anime anon-kun or anon-chan.

>>741761232
Im doing this in my laundry room for privacy and less noise pollution. Lmao

>>741760933
Cancer threads kys

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>>741761279
sry shit size pic.
>>741761219

>>741761155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15A1zika9ZI
better?

>>741761279
That was a delightful google search. Thanks for the story
I have loved anime my whole life i just never caught that reference before

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>>741761232
gender has nothing to do with this
>>741761287
no u

>>741761286
doesn't sound bad though, sounds perfectly normal with it. Either way, I appreciated you going out of your way and you did a good job dubbing that anime video request. Night femanon.

>>741761248
ah right, well sound quality is pretty decent like the other guy said.

>>741761172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w8pev5PZeR

>>741754525
Cool thread brolette. Since I'm bored I'll do a few lines too if I get any requests. Sample here http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TpircHpsCz

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>>741761371
If you have time check it out, it does use cg but definitely worth it and its got a S2 on the way.
>>741761403
>Going out of your way for 1 specific anon
Wew.

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>>741760810
I need the complete song, It's okay if you can't do it OP

>>741761364
Great, thanks man!

>>741760722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1582B0I3bUh

hi OP

>>741761644
is there any specific time you do these?

>>741761537
I will try
When do you need it by? Email me at [email protected] and ill record it inside later for better quality

>>741761698
you know you're going to get dickpics galore.

>>741754525
can you say in a loli voice "Hi mister! *gasp* Wow, what's that?? *giggle* it's getting bigger and bigger when you play with it! Can I touch it?? *gasp* Oh wow *moan* What is that hot stuff you squirted on my face? *moan* It's salty... Can I have more?"

>>741761014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N4FDwILM7l

>>741761728
that was her plan all along

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>>741761472
Wow you made that video for me? Thanks.
oh and we hung out for a bit this morning before i went to work. we don't really see each other in a romantic way
>>741761529
well she's getting me banned

>>741761074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DzNGX8itAx
>>741761098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtLWbknSfY

>>741761136
I do afternoon threads too. They're pretty sporadic

>>741761804
Sasuga Femanon.

>>741754525
Revy has a rotten puss puss

Wish we could see your face

>>741761436
>>741761232
>>741761458

Yeah, I'm working on a better solution but im impressed with the mic on my phone at times

>>741761940
so does your waifu now fuck off.

>>741761529
Redpill me on grape-chan, anon

>>741761436
Aalso gnight! It was a fun request. Good taste

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>>741761488
Anon you are underrated as fuck
Can you do some male forsaken (WoW) voice lines?

>>741761728
I'm surprised that I have gotten zero dick picks to my email so far
I'm used to dick threads all over the catalogue so my brain just ignores them half the time

>>741761968
I dont have a waifu im not a sick fuck i was talking about the real you tbh

>>741761813
You're getting yourself banned by making an avatar circle jerk thread.

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>>741761998
He's a penguin who's seen the light of 2D>3D. Soon as they put his waifu in with him he became attached and has even tried mating with her and spends all his time by her side, he's also a very old penguin so he might die when they remove her or before sadly. Its from Kemono Friends

>>741762120
Anon you responded to wasnt me, but still
My pussy smells like himalayan rock salt and lotus thank you very much

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>>741761698
Need it by monday. Ok, I'll email you.
Here's my email [email protected]

>>741762120
the real me? is there even a fake me? >>741762119
think going on /b/ desensitizes you to these things

>>741761960
The cosplay will be worth the wait. Im pasty now.

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>>741762143
Gook m00t said it was okay but the mods haven't caught up with it yet

>>741761662
Hello, anon!

>>741761696
Early mornings EST, afternoons after 3. No set schedule yet

>>741762341
Well rip for me with my timezone then, oh well.

>>741761746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sj1ZC0rMqJ

>>741762341
any chance of doing this one?
>>741761746

New thread?

>>741762408
oh my

>>741762263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFeZDTv3m8

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I want to hear OP's screams now...

>>741762065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XZvOn3wzL9

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>>741762509
i've asked them 100 times to come to /trash/ with me but they dont wanna

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>>741762469
Actually it's about time for me to charge my phone and make breakfast. I might pop into other request threads or respond to email requests throughout today and tomorrow (i have a backlog actually. Oops)
Any short requests i missed?

>>741762576
I love Emilia?

pls dub gods

>>741762607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIISg04Rmp

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>>741762607
MY HONOR!!! MY PRIDE!!! MY LIFE!!!

Say it as goofy and corny as you can.

>>741762576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ks1xuu6BZc

>>741762734
>>741762734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10RCYaDcLIo

>>741762619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iJIfQs1ZnU
>>741762734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ZTNa1VBlO

>>741754525
can you send me your shit? i would like to rub it all on my body

>>741762694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzFn5IEhTR

>>741762597
Why not?

>>741762899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rwxOcuEHz0
>"reads"? I meant "listens"

>>741762514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zsAyYGqDz3

>>741763078
Well, I was gonna leave but now im hard again.

>>741763144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ql0Hzx4lup

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>>741762923
they feel that this is their home and have been here for years before /waifu/
>>741763078
you should get into singing

>>741763144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhLdSQ9FMJ

>>741763221
you do great voices

>>741762065
My uploads seem to lose quality :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2rgdEkqa1

>>741763238
I am awful at singing. Ill keep trying, though.
Personally I dont mind, but if we can all agree that avatarfagging is ok when properly contained, is it so much to ask that waifufags stop starting shit with other people using anime pics as OPs/gimmicks for threads?

>>741763340
>>741762576
Secret about me:
The way into my good graces is by voicing monster men/undead in my thread.

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>>741763360
i'm just one man, what can i do to change them, i don't even post there often

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>>741763466
Well, they'll probably value your opinion over the opinion of someone that has retaliated by starting shit in their threads. Kek

>>741763413
I look undead irl too, can I get a graced cookie please. If you are Brit bless it with the queen's fart dust too.

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>>741763528
i'm still "new" there so they just look at me like i got 10 heads
a lot of other waifufags went to trash already

>>741763274
It pays to be a weirdo sometimes
>>741763413
Those are two different people
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLTTMu76bZ

>>741763610
Well, don't take it personally if they keep passing out bans. The threads are a powder keg even without outside posters so I just think everyone involved would be happier going somewhere else.

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>>741763633
I had figured. I had responded to one, was just remarking on both.
Also nice. I want to get into voicing indie games. That'd be really fun.
>>741763591
Take this (you). Tis all i have

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>>741763658
but we love it here and we get new people every week