12 days ago, cute fuck buddy... just fapped to her nudes.. one where shes bent over and you can see her cute little buthole mmmm... I wanna lick it... but I dunno if she will let me shes kinda square...
not sharing beside this one don't ask
Monday. But I'm married so does that even count?
Over a year ago. Living with my mom and can't bring girls over. Sometimes I put ads on craigslist and go on dating sites just to know how many girls I could be having sex with if I just had my own place.
generally once or twice a day unless me + the gf's schedules conflict in a day.
we do anal everytime. don't even need lube. her pussy gets wet enough that I fuck her pussy for a bit during the start, then go to her ass until I finish.
I get head a few times each weekend, but I haven't fucked in over a year. Goddamn blood pressure and cholesterol meds are boner-killers from hell and I have to beg my pain in the ass doctor for Viagra, which only works probably 75% of the time. Getting old is a fucking bitch.
I will have sex again in a couple of hours,will visit this escort. 60 lei (romanian money) means like 15 bucks. 15 buks for a fuck and 120 lei(30) buks for and hours seemn pretty good.
i'm anxious about emotional connection with women since my ex. I had last time sex 1-2 year ago. And that although i have no problem speaking or flirting with women. Just when i have feelings for someone i fuck it up. I would prefer relationship with less sex because thats a problem that you can solve.
4 years ago around this time, I can't really remember.
2010. Fucked the girl I wanted to date for 7 years all night & couldn't cum, bc mind full of fuck. Got in car at 5am and drove away and never talked to her again. Lost interest in dating and women after that.
this one is 100 lei like 25 dollars or so,just for a fucks and 50 bucks and hour.
I could see that. If I got older and my brain didn't wanna fuck then that would be cool. But most young people's brains are hard wired to fuck.
Honestly, fat chicks are great in bed generally. I'm fine with them laying there while I sodomize them.
The trick to anal sex is you get her to let you spoon her. You start fucking her vagina and then you start playing with her asshole while you're fucking her vagina. Then you put your finger in her asshole and assess her response. If she likes it or has a neutral response you just take your dick out of her vagina and spit on your hand. Put the spit on her asshole and slowly shove that cock in her asshole. If she is resistant just insist you will do it slowly. If she still is adamant about not having anal then she has had a bad experience and there is nothing you can do other than get her drunk
I don't "assess" anything, I just bring it straight up... "do you like anal?" Don't beat around the bush.
If response = yes, then good
If no = ask why? Did she have bad experience? I found that most girls I've been with didn't like anal at the start cause they were with guys who were pushy and didn't go slow and hurt them. Reassure you'll start very slow etc etc not even kidding, had anal with plenty of girls who weren't into it before. Was seeing this girl for a while and that's all we used to do was anal and I'd come in her shithole.
my friend, that is a parody from south park of pre-comunist 90's romania. I know for a fact that in the us you get in trouble if you visit a prostitute and get caught. At least in romania a woman cant control a man by using sex,because there are so many cheap good looking escorts...
4 years and 4 months ago, with a girl in her 20's, I was kind of seeing/dating who was predominantly lesbian for the most part, but kind of bi I guess. I was 35 then, and will be 40 in 13 days. Yikes, I need to get LAID, damn it. I really haven't been trying for the past 4 years, due to circumstance, and not wanting to get in a relationship, and all that involvement bullshit. I've bedded alot of girls in my life, over 20 at least, may not seem like alot to some, but I started when I was 16, and relationships, trust, and bonds take time, if you really want a girl to sleep with you. I know most of you anons are young probably in your teens or early twenties, but when you get to my age, you just realize at a point, it's not even worth it, not to even bother. And just be a hermit, self imposed hedonist. Sorry I'm going off on a tangent. But just be yourself, love yourself, be your own best friend, if you can't rely on yourself, then who can you rely on. Women, girls, come and go, they love you, then leave you, and move on to the next one.
last friday :/ just got out of a relationship of over a year and have been going out on weekends and doing the deed with bar flies
35 here. Last had sex in November. Ffm 3way with a 22 and 26 year old(ex). Ex was trying to get me back after fucking up our 5 year relationship. I feel like times have changed where chicks mostly get attention online from chads now. I used to get approached by chicks but not anymore, maybe I'm just getting old although I get told I'm good looking still. Oh well like you said just make yourself happy and fuck it.
alright lol, like I said "alot" of 20 might not seem like that much, but you have to take into consideration actually forming relationships with girls to get to have sex with them. How many have you had? Be honest. And your age as well.
Hey man I'm not trying to bash your or say you've barely had sex. I get it. My number is 20 and I'm 29... might not seem like a lot, but most of the sex I've had is with the same 3 or 4 girls. One alone was probably like 1500 times. This is 4chan so don't take it too seriously lol
No bro. You are absolutely correct. Everything is online now or on some fucking app.
I work in retail and every time a housewife and her jailbait 16 yo daughter comes to my chek out, the daughter will ALWAYS 100% of the time step behind the mom and pull her phone out and start texting. I always know it's got to be Tinder or texting some dude she wants top get plugged by. But every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME a girl and her mom are at the check out, the girl steps behind the mom during the check out process and gets on her phone. Bitches are scandalous
Dude, no worries, no harm done, it's all good. I have not been offended yet, ha ha, I know this is 4chan, so yeah. This isn't a dick measuring contest, maybe another thread ha ha, just talking about when you last got laid. If your number is 20 at 29, you are doing good, keep it up, never waste an opportunity to have sex with a girl, little bit of advice from me. I wasted a lot of years, and missed alot of opportunities with chicks that I could have banged. REGRET is the worst.....
Never, jacking off is more efficient, doesn't get other people involved to complicate my life, and had the exact same effect. All you sex plebs waste your entire life looking for help in doing something you can already do yourself at three times the speed.
Last spring. Fucked a milf hooker for an hour, didn't come then got a bbw ebony hooker to suck my dick for two. Tax refund well spent.
Me and one of my boys are trying to go to Thailand in January, but I gotta get another job to save up; no luck yet :(
I've kinda given up on girls. I dunno man, the last two relationships I've had has torn my respect for them to shreds. Jacking it and hookers aren't so bad. Just wish I had the funds to get them more often.
Two days ago
> Be me
> Make nice holiday with gf, small town etc.
> We arrive and the red flood starts spilling out of her
> Genius me "Hey, you still have your butt, lets do it"
> She doesnt like the idea, still lets me do it
> Cant shit for the rest of the trip, bad mood, what was supposed to be a small nice getaway was wrecked
I guess I cant complain, still got sex - and her ass is tight and awesome