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When's the last time you had sex?

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When's the last time you had sex?
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>>741720817
Never.
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6 years ago...
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Never.
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2 weeks
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>>741720817
9 days ago
>gf is away
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20 minutes ago was great
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April. Don't see it happening again for atleast a few more months.
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>>741720817
Way too long for someone in a relationship.
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like fucking 3 years ago...i miss pussy bruh
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>>741721235
i feel you anon

God help me its probably been 1.5 - 2 months
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>>741720817
About a week ago.
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12 days ago, cute fuck buddy... just fapped to her nudes.. one where shes bent over and you can see her cute little buthole mmmm... I wanna lick it... but I dunno if she will let me shes kinda square...

not sharing beside this one don't ask
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>>741720817
25 & never :(
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Monday. But I'm married so does that even count?
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>>741720817
About 3 years ago. Coincidentally, I started going out with my girlfriend three years ago.
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Over one week (I'm married and have kids so need to plan ahead)
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>>741721330
Almost 3 for me.
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Over a year, I remember when it was, I honestly just don't care anymore... I get cravings occasionally yet satisfy myself only when the nuts hurt.
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Over a year ago. Living with my mom and can't bring girls over. Sometimes I put ads on craigslist and go on dating sites just to know how many girls I could be having sex with if I just had my own place.
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>>741720817
this morning.
generally once or twice a day unless me + the gf's schedules conflict in a day.
we do anal everytime. don't even need lube. her pussy gets wet enough that I fuck her pussy for a bit during the start, then go to her ass until I finish.
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>>741720817
been about 4 or 5 months now
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15 years ago.
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>>741720817
My juice is probably still in your mom
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I get head a few times each weekend, but I haven't fucked in over a year. Goddamn blood pressure and cholesterol meds are boner-killers from hell and I have to beg my pain in the ass doctor for Viagra, which only works probably 75% of the time. Getting old is a fucking bitch.
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>>741720817
2.5 years
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>>741721528
i hope you get your dick wet soon anon
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years and years, and I'm happy.
like that line from that movie.
that woman is the bane of my existence. if I had it to do over again, I would live alone and jerk off.
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>>741720817
I cant even remember -.-
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>>741720817

<<< married- kid on the way - can't remember the last time I got my willy wet. I think she was trying to wake me up and I was only hard because I had to piss.
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/b/ had sex? nice trolling
pic not reverent
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>>741720817
https://www.publi24.ro/anunturi/matrimoniale/escorte/anunt/DRISTOR-60-120-ora-fara-graba-CAUT-COLEGA/7b00627e706c6052.html

I will have sex again in a couple of hours,will visit this escort. 60 lei (romanian money) means like 15 bucks. 15 buks for a fuck and 120 lei(30) buks for and hours seemn pretty good.
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>>741721528
i'm anxious about emotional connection with women since my ex. I had last time sex 1-2 year ago. And that although i have no problem speaking or flirting with women. Just when i have feelings for someone i fuck it up. I would prefer relationship with less sex because thats a problem that you can solve.
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>>741720817
In a previous life, I assume
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A few months.
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>>741721620
Lol kek
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>>741720817
3 months ago. Long distance relationship
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Yesterday
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Never, and I'm 28
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December of 2015...
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2 days. Fucked a British sloot that came to my state.
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4 years ago around this time, I can't really remember.
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>>741721695
You can buy kamagra 4 pills for like 20$ in internet and you just need a half. Also there are some Natural was Like Kegel exercises, l-arginin, maca, etc...
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Last night. This girl comes from time to time. She is super fat and I cum in her asshole
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>>741721572
Are you me?
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When you get over 60, sex is less important. I could fuck my wife at anytime, but choose only once a month. 4 kids , used to fuck like rabbits.
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>>741720817
2010. Fucked the girl I wanted to date for 7 years all night & couldn't cum, bc mind full of fuck. Got in car at 5am and drove away and never talked to her again. Lost interest in dating and women after that.
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this one is 100 lei like 25 dollars or so,just for a fucks and 50 bucks and hour.
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>>741722295

Been buying maca and arginine from GNC. The girlfriend says she noticed bigger loads, but I'm still maybe half-hard at best. Might try those other ones you mentioned. Thanks.
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>>741720817
I don't even remember
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>>741721572
Wow, what bullshit talking. You could have enough sex if you want. You can have sex near everywhere. And women have places to beside hotel room or car or park.
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>>741722379
I could see that. If I got older and my brain didn't wanna fuck then that would be cool. But most young people's brains are hard wired to fuck.

>>741722299
Honestly, fat chicks are great in bed generally. I'm fine with them laying there while I sodomize them.
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>>741721427
The trick to anal sex is you get her to let you spoon her. You start fucking her vagina and then you start playing with her asshole while you're fucking her vagina. Then you put your finger in her asshole and assess her response. If she likes it or has a neutral response you just take your dick out of her vagina and spit on your hand. Put the spit on her asshole and slowly shove that cock in her asshole. If she is resistant just insist you will do it slowly. If she still is adamant about not having anal then she has had a bad experience and there is nothing you can do other than get her drunk
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>>741720817
last week, my fiancée had to leave for 2 weeks for a business trip in Singapore

I'd totally fuck someone else in the meantime but I'm trying to be loyal, she deserves it
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>>741722559
Try higher doses of arginine too. Around 3-4gram per day
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>>741720817
I'm 8
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>>741722633
The older I get the more I prefer fat chicks. Skinny girls move around too much and grind too much during sex. Fat girls just sit there like a human fuck toy
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>>741722379
Low testosterone, Pops. Nature's way of telling you to calm down, nest and be monogamous. Testosterone shots will change that
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>>741722656
I don't "assess" anything, I just bring it straight up... "do you like anal?" Don't beat around the bush.
If response = yes, then good
If no = ask why? Did she have bad experience? I found that most girls I've been with didn't like anal at the start cause they were with guys who were pushy and didn't go slow and hurt them. Reassure you'll start very slow etc etc not even kidding, had anal with plenty of girls who weren't into it before. Was seeing this girl for a while and that's all we used to do was anal and I'd come in her shithole.
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Two fucking months and I am not happy about it.
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>>741722656
Skip all this, just get her drunk. Works every time.
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Bout 30 min ago.
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>>741722491
definitely going on that site on the bottom left
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>>741720817
2 hours ago
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>>741722978
True. I shoulda just said that
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>>741720817
fucked my wife like two days ago. i work nights and have kids so theres usually a few nights we cant fuck. and daytime sex is tough with kiddos running about.
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>>741722816
Daily masturbation good for testosterone?
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>>741720817
8 years
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>>741721235
She's fucking a nigger right now.
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>>741722177
>>741723368
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>>741723335

Nah. You need to build up some reserves.
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>>741723444
trips checked
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>>741720817
Do you believe in reincarnation?
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>>741723237
if they walk in on you you just have to tell them you're "wrestling" haha
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>>741720817
in about 10 minutes
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>>741723115
dude that is a site for commercials and other stuff. Escorts post their number over there so people call them. Escorts are legal in romania...
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>>741723782
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>>741720817
Mid May...
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Night before last
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>>741723555

Even more trips checked.
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I am married... so the last time was march. A friend of mine sucked my dick like 2 months ago. That was nice of her.
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This morning. And then probably again tonight.
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>>741724011
my friend, that is a parody from south park of pre-comunist 90's romania. I know for a fact that in the us you get in trouble if you visit a prostitute and get caught. At least in romania a woman cant control a man by using sex,because there are so many cheap good looking escorts...
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>>741721330
you're not in a relationship anon, you have a roommate
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had a 4some 2 months ago... my gf got eaten out by our friend (girl) while I fucked the friend's fat friend with HUGE tits. good times.
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>>741724524
Romania on the defensive
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4 years and 4 months ago, with a girl in her 20's, I was kind of seeing/dating who was predominantly lesbian for the most part, but kind of bi I guess. I was 35 then, and will be 40 in 13 days. Yikes, I need to get LAID, damn it. I really haven't been trying for the past 4 years, due to circumstance, and not wanting to get in a relationship, and all that involvement bullshit. I've bedded alot of girls in my life, over 20 at least, may not seem like alot to some, but I started when I was 16, and relationships, trust, and bonds take time, if you really want a girl to sleep with you. I know most of you anons are young probably in your teens or early twenties, but when you get to my age, you just realize at a point, it's not even worth it, not to even bother. And just be a hermit, self imposed hedonist. Sorry I'm going off on a tangent. But just be yourself, love yourself, be your own best friend, if you can't rely on yourself, then who can you rely on. Women, girls, come and go, they love you, then leave you, and move on to the next one.
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>>741720817
About two weeks ago, gonna get laid Monday.
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>>741724777
>started at 16 and now 40


>a lot
>20

pick one lol
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>>741724777
Feel ya bro injust turned 30 and haven't had sex since I was 27. I'm also an opiate addict which kills my sex drive so that might have something to do with it.
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>>741724255
>>741723555
>>741723444
>>741722633
>>741722299
>>741722177
>Itshappening.gif
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>>741725118
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>>741720817
6 months ago
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>>741720817
last friday :/ just got out of a relationship of over a year and have been going out on weekends and doing the deed with bar flies
*sigh*
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About 8 years ago in middle school, but that was involuntary and uncalled for.
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couple weeks ago. i'm generally too tired and sore to put out. i just want to rest.
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>>741724777
35 here. Last had sex in November. Ffm 3way with a 22 and 26 year old(ex). Ex was trying to get me back after fucking up our 5 year relationship. I feel like times have changed where chicks mostly get attention online from chads now. I used to get approached by chicks but not anymore, maybe I'm just getting old although I get told I'm good looking still. Oh well like you said just make yourself happy and fuck it.
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>>741724985
alright lol, like I said "alot" of 20 might not seem like that much, but you have to take into consideration actually forming relationships with girls to get to have sex with them. How many have you had? Be honest. And your age as well.
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>>741724987
thanks man. Yeah we all have our own lot we have to deal with. Best of luck to you!
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>>741720817
Never
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yesterday
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>>741721743
same lol
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The last time my uncle fucked me

So..30 mins ago?
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in my last life, or did i?
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>>741726260
Hey man I'm not trying to bash your or say you've barely had sex. I get it. My number is 20 and I'm 29... might not seem like a lot, but most of the sex I've had is with the same 3 or 4 girls. One alone was probably like 1500 times. This is 4chan so don't take it too seriously lol
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>>741725655
No bro. You are absolutely correct. Everything is online now or on some fucking app.

I work in retail and every time a housewife and her jailbait 16 yo daughter comes to my chek out, the daughter will ALWAYS 100% of the time step behind the mom and pull her phone out and start texting. I always know it's got to be Tinder or texting some dude she wants top get plugged by. But every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME a girl and her mom are at the check out, the girl steps behind the mom during the check out process and gets on her phone. Bitches are scandalous
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>>741725655
Hell yeah man, you just gotta make yourself happy and say fuck it. Props to you for the 3 way! And at least you got laid 8 months ago, lol ha ha
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>>741726857
yeah cause guys never get on their phone for the same purpose. get real.
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>>741727185
ya but society paints girls as "pure" and they only care about "personality". But in reality they are just piece of shit shallow fucks just like us guys
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>>741726774
Dude, no worries, no harm done, it's all good. I have not been offended yet, ha ha, I know this is 4chan, so yeah. This isn't a dick measuring contest, maybe another thread ha ha, just talking about when you last got laid. If your number is 20 at 29, you are doing good, keep it up, never waste an opportunity to have sex with a girl, little bit of advice from me. I wasted a lot of years, and missed alot of opportunities with chicks that I could have banged. REGRET is the worst.....
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Never, jacking off is more efficient, doesn't get other people involved to complicate my life, and had the exact same effect. All you sex plebs waste your entire life looking for help in doing something you can already do yourself at three times the speed.
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>>741729443
>exact same effect
Spoken like a true virgin.
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Last spring. Fucked a milf hooker for an hour, didn't come then got a bbw ebony hooker to suck my dick for two. Tax refund well spent.
Me and one of my boys are trying to go to Thailand in January, but I gotta get another job to save up; no luck yet :(

I've kinda given up on girls. I dunno man, the last two relationships I've had has torn my respect for them to shreds. Jacking it and hookers aren't so bad. Just wish I had the funds to get them more often.
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>>741720817
2 days ago
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>>741720817
1 Day ago and again in about 6 hours.
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About 3 months ago.

Wifu was preggo
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>>741720817
Two days ago
> Be me
> Make nice holiday with gf, small town etc.
> We arrive and the red flood starts spilling out of her
> Genius me "Hey, you still have your butt, lets do it"
> She doesnt like the idea, still lets me do it
> Cant shit for the rest of the trip, bad mood, what was supposed to be a small nice getaway was wrecked

I guess I cant complain, still got sex - and her ass is tight and awesome
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Yesterday
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Self explanatory lulz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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>>741721235
I feelz for ya dude. Way too long for me too
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>>741722778
So? What's your point?
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>>741720817
>14 years old
oh yeah like a fucking minute ago
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