I will be moving soon to Canada, to the Ontario region.

>>741719261
bit more info, why are you moving here?
what city? Ontario is a big place. I'm gonna guess most likely you're moving go the GTA.

>>741719261
delete all of your loli

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>>741719261
good luck

>>741719360
Thunder Bay

>>741719261
Don't be brown, we don't need any more of u. Otherwise enjoy it, get double double timmies on the regs and hold the doors open for people even if they are more than 2 meters away

>>741719454
MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA
i hope you don't have brown skin

>>741719261
only come if you're white

>>741719360
I will be moving for work and to complete my masters

>>741719261

No fun allowed

>>741719261
Where from? You better not be another goddamn Syrian.

Bring a jacket.

>>741719615
nice, never been anywhere near Thunder Bay. seems a little small towney and hick for me lol. enjoy though. Canada's a great place. weed will be legal soon too.

Thunder Bay fucking sucks balls. You're going to really hate natives and wish the smallpox got rid of all of those fucks. Seriously, they're worse than Jew's and Mexicans combined.

Thunder Bay is just chock full of birch niggers so have fun with drunk indians running amok and stealing your car every week.

>>741719800
Spain

>>741719261
What race are you??

>>741719261
Majestic.

>>741719884
This

>>741719261
>>741719454
Thunder Bay is cold. Get a good jacket and some sturdy boots.

Take a trip to Toronto some time, it's a fun city to visit. Don't move here though.

>>741719951
Yeah alright we can handle a few more Spaniards. Just don't drive like a fucking retard please.

>>741719532
Don't get timmies, it's horrendous coffee; if you can even call it coffee.

>>741720121
Fake Canadian spotted. I bet you drink Coors Light.

Hahaha Thunder Bay
> drunk indians drowning in the river twice a week
> Blackflies
Thats all there is in Thunder Bay.

>>741719261

There's no advice. Canada is okay for everyone. Literally everyone lives in Toronto and they all more or less get along. Well, except native people; those guys are all drunks and don't integrate because they're aggressively ignorant drunks who want to suck the blood of white people in revenge for past wrongs. But if you're literally any other race or culture, you'll be fine.

don't take any lip when the hockey studs try to fuck your sister.
generally they are less educated than beaver's loose shit.
Rip the cake eaters a new one and force them to turtle, then buy you a whiskey.

don't ever smoke meth either.

>>741720121
K faggot go back to France then

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Worst case Ontario you won't be short of the booze

Cripes, the responses to this guy's questions are going to scare the fuck out of him lol.

>>741720398
HE NEEDS TO BE WARNED ABOUT THE BIRCH NIGGERS

>>741720121
what a fuckin clown

>>741719261
If American, remember metric and don't pile too many people in your car.

>>741720121
bitch

>>741720398
the truth hurts.
didn't TB lose its mayor too?

>>741720206
>905 checking in
Tim Hortons coffee and Coors lite are 2 different types of dirty pisswater. Tim's changed their coffee supplier years ago and McDickles picked them up. Molson just brews garbage.

>>741720121
I have heard good thing about Tim Horton's but never tried it, It is one of the things I want to try there.
>>741720308
No sister, just myself

>>741720121
because we're there for the coffee. you silly bill, we go for the good conversation and the dough, the coffee is just the mixer, a tool to perk you up on the gray ones.

>>741720206
Coors light, good God that's piss water....just like timmies>>741720346

It's basically freezing cold for 9 months, then bugs come out for 3 months and literally bite chunks out of you non stop, the whole year however there are crazy fuckin drunk indians running rampant

>>741720346
You mean somewhere with a real culture?

Identifying Canada as hockey and timmies just mrans it has a long way to go before it actually gets a culture.

>>741720478
No car at least for starters maybe in the future, what about public transport?

>>741719261
My advice? Don't.

>>741720512
>i would give you mine but it's too embarrassing
>okay fine
>416

Honestly, the Timmies dark roast is basically as nice as a Starbuck's pike. But no one goes to Timmies for great coffee, they go for>>741720529

>>741720521
okay, same applies to your dog, aunt or yourself, hockey boys of the midwest are less picky than a first national after a bender. drunker and higher too.

i'm serious about the meth thing. it's a gosh damn epidemic.

>>741720463
A clown that drinks good coffee...in other words: Not timmies? Why thank you.

>>741719454
Avoid the gangs, and drunk natives, that way you won't be one of the monthly murders. Otherwise this town isn't too bad

>>741720494
Slut

>>741720512
Bingo!

>>741720501
I have no idea, Thunder Bay doesn't cross my mind.. ever really.

>>741720889
open about being a clown, uping the mcds.
get outta here Ronald. go suck a Donald.

>>741720206
>>741720346
>>741720463
>>741720494

Tim's coffee is shittily flavoured water. The Dark Roast is the only thing that's acceptable. I have never once understood the hype surrounding this "national treasure"

>>741720501
We did. Charges of extortion. He's on leave with pay for some 3 months while they work through it.

>>741720521
Try it, but if you've had a decent coffee before, be prepared for disappointment.

I'd rather live in Saskatchewan for the rest of my life than live in Thunder Bay for a week.

>>741720529
You can meet and have conversation at a lot of places.

>>741721116
Yes, I have tried good coffee and also taking some stash for emergency cases

>>741721050
Second Cup is best, from the chains that is.>>741721100

>>741720521
It's just coffee, nothing really special about them.
They were a canadian started / owned business and the only game in small towns for a long time so they're kind of embedded in Canadian culture. But it's just like an other franchise now like mcdonalds or starbucks, not bad but nothing great either. I like getting iced cappuccinos from them myself.

all the food at tims is frozen and shipped to them they don't make anything in the store anymore, coffee is fucking shit and it's majority shareholder is a Brazilian company

>>741720121
neck yourself

>>741721100
Sheeple/herd mentality is what I've concluded. There is no logical reason to go to timmies...other than to use the bathroom.

>>741721275
Amd you still come back to timmies?

>>741719261
Thunderbay has a lot of cool restaurants but it's very small townie

>>741721402
Right after you and your shitty coffee.

>>741721100
>I have never once understood the hype surrounding this "national treasure"

It was the only place in all those little buttfuck nowhere towns back in the day so that's where everybody went. That's about it.

>>741721507
I haven't tried it yet, we'll see after I do

>>741719261
Chances are your gonna end up in Toronto at some point, or your gonna live there. I recommend visiting Jane and Finch if you get the chance, or better yet, church street if your religious.

>>741719261
bring a big coat

>>741721371
Yea I still remember when they first changed over, you could instantly tell when it came to the donuts, they just didn't taste the same.

>>741721100
American here,
Have to agree I tried the place visiting Minnesota and it really sucked. I'd almost take Maxwell House.

>>741721707
Okay. Have fun.

>>741720512
This guy knows

>>741721717
I was going to leave this but fuck you, don't be an ass.

OP if you go to Jane and Finch you literally might die, and church street is filled with gays.

stay away. if you have to go to toronto, stay in the downtown core by the waterfront. if you got money do yorkville.

>>741721717
=3

You forgot to tell him to go at night with an 'I hate hockey' sign on his back.

>>741721100
The thing is, no one claims its good. Only those from the US and immigrants in Toronto seem to think canadians consider it our "national treasure."
In reality, its very mediocre, and literally only consumed out of convenience. I promise you, you will not find a single person past the age of 30 born in canada that claims timmys has good coffee

>>741722023
Their food is bland as fuck too, it's probably why they have stores in all the hospitals.

>>741721650
>>741722023

People DO claim it's good though. I mean, I initially came from one of those buttfuck nowhere towns, but even in Toronto I've been lambasted for criticising the coffee. The food is trash in addition.

>>741719261
go back to africa asshole

What about girls, easy to score?

>>741719261
no. you won

>>741721881
I work at a clinic at jane and finch
It's not that bad, don't believe everything you hear

>>741722125
Their doughnuts and timbits are inedible balls of preserved, frozen, and reheated turds.

People leave Thunder Bay, they don't move there!

>>741722440
There's nothing really that sets Canadian girls apart from American ones, except we have fewer obese ones.

>>741722229
Anyone I've ever asked said it was ok, it's convenient though, they're everywhere. if you need a blast of caffeine there's at least three timmy's near by everywhere.

>>741722229
Yup, just look at the reaction here. It's insane how people support horrible coffee and food.

>>741722440
I think Canadian girls here have higher standards compared to the US ones overall, or maybe it just seems that way since the US is generally fatter than Canadians are.

All that said I don't see why a guy from Spain would have any trouble picking up Thunder Bay bumpkins.

>>741723095
American here, depends where you go and who you voted for.

>>741719261
stay far away from the GTA area... full of niggers and kikes.

>>741722440
>>741723095
Oh yeah, forgot you were a fuckin spic. Most girls up north probably never even met one before.

>>741723269
I can easily believe that.

>>741723424
American again,
GF is an American born Mexican, she lived there in English speaking parts of Montreal for a few years, and when other Canadians heard her speak Spanish on the phone they were like:
>Hey, what language is that?
>Spanish.
>Wow! I've never heard someone speak Spanish before! That's *so* exotic

>>741723820
And in the french speaking parts they sneered at her and pretended they didn't know english. =D

>>741720772
>>741721100
>>741720121
go fuck yourselves, kys, and apologize about insultung our coffee

>>741719261
Called off the move yet OP? lol

>>741723820
Spanish is normal in the states, but it's uncommon here. We have the frogs instead.

>the fucking frogs
montreal is a fun town. lot of things to see. be a dick to all of them, the snail sucking fucks.

>>741723960
Yes actually, but she's part French so she learned enough to insult them back. Don't know why Quebeckers are such faggots, they're France's bastard child that was abandonded to the British empire FFS.

>>741724016
Calm down, it's just coffee, try some decaff.

>>741724062
Not yet, moving is a go whatever happens, everything is already paid

>>741724152
tru, im sorry

>>741724138
So talking Spanish is a good thing?

>>741724144
I don't know, my whole family comes from quebec, but my dad grew up in an english pocket and my mom is from montreal.

He'd go in and talk to a frenchie and when they started talking shit my mom would rip them a new one in french. lol

Then the bombing shit started happening and they said fuck this and left.

LOL. Foreigner got suckered into going to shitty Lakehead in even shittier Thunder Bay.

Thunder Bay is a medium sized town and incredibly remote. You'll basically be living in in a crappy outpost in the middle of nowhere.

>>741724433
Well, it made all the guys in Canada hit on her and try to learn words, so maybe.

I suggest watching "trailer park boys" and "letterkenny". This will help you assimilation into our culture flawlessly.

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>>741719261
Just be a massive faggot and you'll be fine.

Ya dont... its a shit hole filled with Rag head goat fuckers.

>>741724433
You'll be a foreigner with an accent that can speak a language they can't, I'm sure plenty of women would find it sexy, especially the bumpkins that live in and around there.

It's hilarious how shitty universities in the middle of nowhere like Trent, and Lakehead sucker all these foreigners into getting grad degrees from there.

>>741724492
And how about prices? Is it cheaper than the big cities?

>>741724921
>>741724975
Kek, yeah it's fuckin cheaper but it's depressing as fuck. Enjoy the winter, - 40c with fuckin windchill, Dark by 4pm and buying booze from lbco and expensive ass cigs like u foreigners smoke

>>741725174
Faggot.

>>741725174
No smoking so I guess that's a big save there and booze just socially

>>741724975
Probably, almost anywhere else in Canada is going to be cheaper than Toronto or Vancouver.

But thunderbay is really out in the middle of nowhere as far as ontario goes, most of the people are in the southern part, that wang part that hangs down into the US. =3

Sure, it'll probably be like half the price of Toronto, but the place is miserable and the institution is shitty, and the subsequent professional networks you access coming out of there are bottom rung.

Yea winter can be a little depressing.

The sun is pretty much gone by 4-5pm in the middle of winter, you wake up in the dark spend all day in work or school and it's dark again when you get back outside. It's no wonder some people get Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Although maybe you'll end up liking skiing or snow bording. Or you'll be too busy drinking and fucking to care lol.

Rent will be cheaper but everything else like consumer goods, groceries, restaurants will be the same price as anywhere else in Canada or more expensive because of how remote the place is.

>>741719261
don't bother starting a ontario/canada nudes thread, they never go anywhere...

OP should have found a place in southern ontario, would have been much more interesting.

>>741726460
Well duh, too cold for nudes! =3

>>741719261
Tip don't go to Canada

>>741720121
I personally only get french vinilla. CUZ THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GOT RID OF ETs

>>741726781
Ice capps baby!

Even in the winter.

What about safety I guess in Canada everything is safer than Spain

>>741726956
If you'll refer to the beginning of the thread there was mention of some crazy drunk murdery natives.

>>741719261
Stay the fuck away from Toronto.
Get winter clothes.

>>741727103
I refer to house break-ins, getting mugged in the street

>>741726915
I feel that

>>741726956
I'd say it's pretty safe. There are some parts of the bigger cities you might not want to hang around in at night but I think it's safe here.

>>741727103
Oh please. Drunk, yea you might run into a few depending on where you are but the murdery part is unlikely, when they do murder it's usually other natives.

Learn French
-Sent from my iPhone

>>741719454
Get Ready to do alot of drugs if you want money fast start dealing coke

Canada is not homogenous, and it's gigantic with huge stretches that are undeveloped, or barely populated. Thunder Bay is right in the middle of nowhere, has no real culture, it's just kind of there. A relic of Great Lakes shipping and the heyday of the Ontario timber industry. To get from Thunder Bay to Toronto is probably more than twice the distance from Sevilla to Barcelona.

So fucking thankful that i live on the west coast

>>741727609
Yes, I was amazed when I bought the plane ticket to see a 2 hour flight.

Any advice where to buy online good price winter clothes? Amazon?

>>741727609
Yea it's pretty big, a flight from Toronto to Thunder Bay is about two hours.

I went a bit north to a cottage a few weeks ago and that was like a three and a half hour drive.

I've heard people from the UK and Europe that can be surprised at how much driving they have to do to get anywhere in Canada and the US.

>>741728025
Buy ugg boots, tna or Lululemon sweaters. Always wear beanie or touques as we say, and Canada goose jacket. Do not forget the Canada goose jacket

>>741728025
Amazon is a good one.

Walmart will have cheap clothes, if price is all you care about that'd be a place to go..

sportchek.ca or roots.ca will have plenty of warm and pricer stuff, they usually have stores in the local malls.

>>741728316
You're a twat.

I've had some European friends that really didn't understand the scale of North America. It caught me off guard since I thought that was always a stereotype. There definitely is a strange cultural disconnect though.

Ontario alone is larger than France and Spain combined and only has about 10 million people living in it.

>>741728708
We just have so much fucking space proportional to our population, especially in Canada. Everything is built to sprawl outwards.

>>741719261
Don't go to Kitchener Waterloo. Muslims everywhere.

>>741728708
All of North America fucking eats most of Europe.

enjoy getting deported Amerilibfuck, Canada has immigration laws too

>>741728917
wat?
Waterloo is really white, aside from the university campus. Then it's mostly asian. I don't notice a lot of muslims.

Have you ever been to eastern Toronto? That's what a lot of muslims looks like.

>>741728917
*eye roll*

He's going to thunder bay, he likely won't ever get anywhere close to KW you wad.

>>741721717
Don't set him up to be murdered. Don't go there anon.

>>741729085
Or brampton.

Not that it matters, well not to me anyway.

So many edgelords on /b

>>741720121
Holy shit dude all these retards replying to you who drink tim horton's swill. Forreal that shit iant even coffee. Its fucking caffeine with water and milk.

>>741729140
Nigger, I posted before reading where he's moving. Suck one.

>>741728985
OP is Spanish, not American.

>>741729302
And you think that makes it any better?

lol Dumb ass.