Secrets thread I'll start: my gf is coming over tomorrow

>>741713140
Nice work!

I tripped a mentally retarded girl

I once fingerred my 7 year old cousin as she was sleeping. The next morning she blamed her 5 year old brother for it. To this day i never told her what actually happened.

>>741713919
I was 12 at the time so dont blame me i was courious.

>>741714026
How far did you get your finger in?

>>741714026
and what did she say when she blamed her brother?

>>741713140
Post it here.

>>741714446
My whole thumb. I was surprissed she wasnt tight at all. But then again she did get abused by her father so that could explain the depth.

>>741714587
She said "frank made me pee the bed" the expression on my aunt..... priceless.

>>741713140
see >>741686268

also my mom fongerd my friends car

>>741714715
Naa, I like not getting v&

>>741714726
Did you find that out later? What the father sit in the picture at the time?

>>741715051
My aunt was living alone. Single mother. She divorced my uncle for abusing the girl. So no he wasnt in the picture.

I am 16 and have bean in chastity for over a year

I convinced 3 ex girlfriends to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>741715353
Your dog? Got a current girl that your trying to convince?

>>741715626
Yeah but she not having it, unfortunately.

A friend's dog with two of the girls and the first girl it was the family dog

In the drram where god spoke to ME
;)
HE SHOWED.ME A WORLD WHERE WE MAKE IT

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>>741715353
Just licking? Why not push it further and make them take the knot?

>>741715718
Is she kinky at all? Make her do something at least. Bitch can't be a total joy kill.

Me and my cousin were like 12-10 and we touched dicks. I've never thought about sleeping with guys or anything. But ive always thought in the back of my mind since then that i must be gay or bi oe something do have done thay in the first place. I want to say it was puberty but i jusy dont wsnt to think about it anymore never told anyone and it's been 8-10 years since.

>>741713140
I'm in the process of liquidating everything I own, transferring all funds over to my wife, and committing suicide.

Sick of this planet, sick of working my ass off, and sick of being in pain.

Plan should be complete within a week or so. Been working on selling everything off for about a year now and have over $80k saved up she doesn't know about

>>741716294
>Pain?
Physical or psychological?

I meet a girl on tinder that wanted to cuck her husband and get pregnant. It was 1 year ago, I never saw the kid.

>>741716294
you are a very good man for helping your wife with the economical side of things. it sure makes things easier not having to worry about money especially when in grief.

>>741716504
Both. Been depressed for 2 decades. I also suffer from insomnia and permanent severe migraines. Doctors don't have solutions other than therapy and antidepressants.

I routinely work 70-90hrs a week and life just doesn't appeal to me anymore. My life insurance policy has a 2yr "suicide clause," so my wife should get the full payout now that it has been in place for 4 years.

She'll be quite wealthy and I'll be dead and gone.

When I was 9, I stole a Lego piece from Legoworld. I still feel bad about it to this day.

>>741717201
>permanent severe migraines. Doctors don't have solutions

Ketogenic diets have been shown to help some fraction of migraine sufferers. Still very cutting edge though.

JRE 996 with Dom D'Agostino

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>>741717201
Do this with at least some of the money first before you do it.

>>741717201
I totally understand I have suffered severe chronic fatigue for the past 7 years and I'm on my way out also. Just waiting for my parents to die first before I do it.

>>741717201
paypal me $100

>>741718638
[email protected]

>>741713140
Bullshit, there is no video available.

When I was 15, I babysat a six year old for a couple weeks. She caught me jacking off, one thing led to another, and by the end of the babysitting stint, she was sliding her pussy on my cock and watching me cum.

Ive cum in girls' food without them realizing it several times.

>>741715309
Good boy - who's the lucky man keeping you there?

One time as a kid i slept in my moms bed with her, she always slept butt ass naked under thick blankets so i never got to see anything, til the next morning i woke up before she did and her huge milf tits were just hanging out, she's a dead ass heavy sleeper so i spent a good 10 minutes just sucking on them and playing with them. Another time i went to go wake her up but again she was dead ass asleep so i tried to shake her a bit, i ended up grabbing her tit by accident and i got turned on, so i just sat there playing with her tits for a bit.

My cousin was 8 at the time, she stole something and I caught her doing it. I used her as my personal cum dumpster until she turned 16. Found out she was absused by her dad before I got to her, kek.

>>741713140
I came on my own face just a couple hours ago.

>>741720386
What was the first thing you had her do?

>>741713140
I narrate homo erotic fan fictions

I'm a high functioning sociopath and I have fantasies of killing and raping women.

My 15yo cousin gave me head when I was 16. She's been messaging me and she's married now

>>741721140
how old are you all now? you gonna do it again?

>I saw a ghost once.
>I know no one believes me
>I was in country side, walking on plantations
>It was 5-6m in front of me, an old woman
>I could kind of see, kind of not.
>Midle of the day
>I didn't look to me or anything
>she was gazing into nothingness
>When I start to move it disappears
>Felt really sick that night, throw up some shit
>Now I feel confused.. it was real?

I want anon send dick pics to my gf via KIK and see reactions :/

Someone?

i read gay fanfiction for fun and for pleasure

>>741721295
I don't believe you

>>741721480
I gotchu

>>741721295
please get out of 4chan and never come back again you fucking normie

>>741721555

Nice trips bro
But I saw what I saw...
can't change that

>>741715309

underage. b&

>>741721602
That is a yes?

>>741715822
Holy Fuck! Yesss

>>741715922

Nah, most kids do weird shit all the way up til like 15-16, then they start maturing mentally too. Some later/earlier than that of course, It doesn't make u gay anon.

>>741715309
>bean
you need to be super retarded to misspell like that

>>741713140
I think about fucking my sister in law's little sister.

I'm married.

Might do it

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>741719079
Story?

>>741722204
Is she up for it?

>>741718638
I could do with a hundo too. Poor af.

>>741713140
I lust after family members. Only the qt.314s

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>>741722333
check em

>>741713140
>>741713140
>be 20.
>sign up for tinder
>swipe right roughly 200 times
>get some matches here and there
>talk to girls, message back and forth. Exchange phone numbers
>once I got to "know" the girls figure out that they were all shallow dumb fucking cunts.
>never ask any to go out with me.
>find a girl that I get an emotional connection with.
>go on date.
>date went so well I go back to her house.
>kiss, touch, fuck.
>her boyfriend walks into her room with his dumb fucking dog.
>dog is barking like crazy.
>no idea whats going on. Freak the fuck out.
>boyfriend yelling and pushing girl.
>get into shoving match with my flaccid dick hanging out.
>push boyfriend to the ground.
>dog bites me.
>I get my things and leave feeling like shit that I ruined a relationship and slept with a dishonest slut.
>get back onto motorcycle and leave.
>weeks go by.
>girl messages me asking if I can talk.
>say no.
>ignore her.
>get crowbar, hotdog buns, doughnuts, antifreeze, and xanax
>go to her house at 2 am.
>fucking dog barking at me outside of the fence.
>soak hotdog buns in antifreeze and fill doughnut with xanax
>throw both over the fence.
>dog stops barking so it can eat the "snacks" I prepared for it.
>see boyfriends brand new honda civic
>pry off gas cap with crowbar and pour antifreeze and water into gas tank
>leave.
>never go there or talk to her again.

>>741722433
nice dubs

>>741722611
you too

>>741722333
When you heard that whistle blowin did you hang your head and cry?

>>741721295

www.ted.com/talks/carrie_poppy_a_scientific_approach_to_the_paranormal

Uh, no, maybe just get yourself checked out for some mental shit.

>>741722346
Yes
But she's hesitant about ruining her marriage.

I'm not quite sure I trust her to keep quiet after I fuck her silly.

>>741722937
or maybe its a fucking 12 years old who also believes in vampires and werewolves

>>741723136

You sound like a 12 year old.

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>>741722515
I’ll take shit that never happened for $400, Alex

>>741717201
IF you really love your wife isnt she enough to make you want to live or is the relationship not too great

>>741716294
You're a good husband anon, good for her.

>>741722515
Kek.

>>741719079
Tell us more

>>741713140
I killed a few animals as a kid. Small woodlyn creatures.

Now I'm middle aged and mostly a normie

>>741723101
Seems like she more wants out of the marriage then the sex itself

>>741721056
What r u waiting for?

>>741717201
Fucking pathetic

I’ve been depressed and on multiple medications since I was 15. I have severe panic attacks and constant anxiety. I have major joint issues that make me have to have shots in my knees every few months just to be able to walk. Every day I wake up and get out of bed the muscles and joints hurt like a motherfucker. I work over full time and go to school full time. I have a wife, a daughter, and another kid on the way. If you really cared about them you’d realize that money isn’t going to do fuck all for your wife. Being there for her is what she wants. You’re just giving up and trying to rationalize it with money so you can feel better about yourself.

>>741719079
>one thing led to another
>i cant think of any details to make this made up story sound believable so im just going to not try and hope no one notices or asks

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I have peeped on my cousin several times and taken nudes off of her phone.

>>741721056
No, you aren’t. You’re a tryhard faggot who can’t get laid so you dream of fucking women against their will. Sociopaths don’t “dream” of doing things, they do them without fear of repercussions.

>>741723634
Yeah you're right.
We talk every day at work.
I listen to her. Im sympathetic without being beta.

I figure that's enough too reel her in. . I've got her keeping secrets from her husband.

Now I have to decide to either shit or get off the pot.

>>741723268
moar. any stories?

>>741723980
More!

>>741716294
Me too but without the funds part

>>741724198
>Secrets? anything good?
If you have a good marriage (cheating is still ok) but just do it with someone who can keep a secret or doesn't care about your family politics. Just REALLY understand her motivation for fucking you before you do it.

>>741713140
I fucked my friend's ex after they broke off their engagement. They ended up getting back together and are now married.

>>741722515
>wake up
>realize that my attempt to kill myself failed.

Here's a full list of all my secrets.

I regularly steal from women. I'll take anything from them that I can get my hands on. I prefer more valuable and personal items when possible. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones, jewelry, laptops, articles of clothing (especially underwear), and makeup. I will break into apartments and cars, steal from libraries, parking lots, pickpocket on the street, and my favorite location is college campuses. Typically I use the stolen items to jerk off and if possible look up the girl on social media in hopes that she posts about being robbed. I keep cash and eventually pretty much throw everything else away.

I take upskirt pics and videos of girls in stores and at the college campus.

I keep a fake Facebook of a girl that I use to catfish both men and women. I also hack women's emails and facebooks if possible (it's a lot harder to do now than it was about 5 years ago). I've gotten into dozens of accounts. Usually I just read through messages, post embarrassing things, and then message her friends in an attempt to hack theirs, and the cycle continues. Several times I've found nudes in the email or FB messenger. Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on /b/ and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them. 1 was an underage high school student. The other was a 22 year old teacher... the pics were sent to all the staff and students. A few times I've used the nudes to blackmail the girl into giving me more.

I started talking to a gorgeous 17 year old girl through my fake FB who thinks I'm a single 25 year old. We've exchanged nudes and talk dirty when we're horny but haven't seen each other irl yet. I'm married but I want to fuck her really bad.

>>741724675
>Just REALLY understand her motivation for fucking you before you do it.

What are acceptable motivations?
What's unacceptable?

Never thought of it like this.

>>741725080
Cheating isn't ok. Don't do it. It's a temporary high that will ruin a permanent good thing.

>>741720378
Describe her tits? Big fakies, sloppy used up milf tits?

I did the same but with an aunty. She was drunk and crashed at our place, I went to wake her up and she was topless and out cold. I sucked those tits for ages. I even came without touching my dick. I was about 13 and she was around 40

>>741722334
>>741723462
>>741723878

There really isn't a lot to tell really.

> be me
> in high school
> be unassuming responsible nerd
> everyone trusts me
> family friend needs short terms after school babysitting
> whatever.jpg
> first day
> she is playing upstairs
> horny teenager mode enable
> start fapping
> never close the door
> dangerisfun.png
> kid walks in when I don't hear
> "What are you doing anon?"
> hormone addled brain just thinks "chick is looking at my junk"
> I don't stop
> "It gets big like this sometimes and it doesn't fit in my pants. I have to rub it to make it go down"
> she says something about knowing it's a pee-pee, she saw her cousin in a bath or something
> jacking slows
> terrible idea
> fucking insane idea
> "do you want to help?"
> "how, anon?"
> I show her how to give a handie
> first time a girl touched my dick
> feelsgoodman
> warn her that stuff is going to come out
> not pee
> come all over her arm and hand
> she thinks it's gross but is obviously interested too
> I think I'm going to jail
> beg her to keep it a secret
> tell her we can play other games that will make her feel good if she does
> she agrees but leaves
> I spend the rest of the day in fear

next day:
> wake up
> not in jail
> stay home from school anyway
> she comes over
> "So what games are we going to do today anon? Can I see it again?"

So I tried to explain that touching feels good (she knew) and touching each other feels better (she didn't know). Showed her porn and then oral. Her favorite thing to do was grind on my dick, never any penetration.

>>741725080
More about what is she trying to get out of it?
>Dick
>
>
Profit?

What is he mindset? Do you just have good chemistry so she wants a little something something? Or anything to do with her relationship with her husband.

>>741721480
I'm down what's kik? I'll send screen shot

>>741725060
share some upskirts please.

>>741725510
Her husband is a beta who's been unemployed for two years. I don't think she respects him. But she still feels obligated to stay.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today, have quite a few other times also.

>>741713140


>>741713140
Post a link to that special edit plz

>>741725697
Same waiting

Is it so wrong that I don't want to marry, or have children?

>>741722333
Green text this please?

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>>741725783

>>741723805
>I have major joint issues that make me have to have shots in my knees every few months just to be able to walk.
what is the name of the shots? how long do you feel relief? my father has non stop knee pains

>>741722515
>girl ruins relationship
>kill random doggo and fuck up her boyfriend's car
Why would you do this?

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>>741725783
>>741726014

Damn I havent been on /b/ in a long fucking time. Used to frequent this shit when i was in hs and 1st year in college. Im over on the /fit/ board now but even then their information is shit

My secrets:

I am/was really damn talented at getting wins on omegle. I did this a lot during my teens and when i was 20 ( cant do it now because I get frustrated af when girls just skip over and I no longer have the patience for all the bs). Most wins were mutual masturbation sessions or I would sweet talk them into watching me cum for them. I used to record my wins all the time but I completely erased them because guilt and my old laptop died. Girls were of "age".

>>741725785
If she just wants the dick then do it but it sounds more like you will be her perfect excuse to get out of the marriage if she's truly not happy and when she does do it. it will go public.

>>741716663
That's super fucking depressing dude.

>>741725848
Did you wash each others backs?

>>741724249
Idk I cant show her face

>>741726071
Nice anon. How much you got?

I'm not 100% certain that my husband is the father of our child.

>>741726359
That's it for now. I don't keep many pics I just watch the vids for a while and delete.

>>741717201
Long term gf left me last year for another guy, and did a LOT of fucked up shit on the way out that made it seem like my life was going to be ruined. Damn near killed myself. Wrote several notes, tried to get the balls many times. Family had to save me.

>>741717622
>hookers and blow
I went to Thailand and did this. Figured I could always kill myself the next week. It was great, and made me feel better, less alone, less sad.

Then I met a girl I hit it off with in the states, though she just called it quits with me over the phone about 30 minutes ago. Pretty bummed again now, but not suicide level at all.

So, you should take the 80k and travel with it. It's what I did instead of killing myself, and it has worked out pretty well. Do Airbnbs for a month (discount for 28 days+, usually) at a time all over the world. Do Thailand, Vietnam, Laos, they're all very inexpensive. Do Singapore, Seoul, and Tokyo/Kyoto if you like Asian culture (or women).
Then do Europe - Amsterdam is great, Germany is good, don't do France anymore.

80k will buy you a good few years of QUALITY travelling. Not extravagant, but certainly not plebe status either. Should at least look into where you could go for that kind of money.

>>741723805
I agree with this statement. Fuck you anon you're heartless. Money cant fill the void that your wife will have if you take your life

>>741726256
no, I help her with her hair sometimes though

>>741726592
Do you get hard? Is she related to you?

>>741726483
Not the anon you're talking to but I have only been in one relationship ever and we've been dating for 5 years. I honestly dont know how the fuck I'd live if she left me for someone else, that gut wrenching feeling would be too much.

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I became a steam slut during the summer sales to get numerous sonic games and others

>>741726592
Give her a few friendly tickles from me, get her smiling and having fun in there you might be able to "innocently" touch her more.

>>741726755
you an actual femanon or nah? if the latter teach me your ways anon.

>>741726815
No. Don't do this. She's an innocent child. Fuck you people are so far gone.

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>>741713140
I wish Hitler won WW2.

>>741726724
once in a while, not as much as you'd think, but it happens. yes we are related, an her parents know and are fine with it.

>>741726815
nah, touching her/doing other stuff isnt my goal

>>741714026
That's pretty hot.

>>741727140
How old are you and why are they fine with it? What's your goal?

>>741725990
I just got broken up with 30 minutes ago because of this, as I also do not want to get married or have children. Soooooo, I guess the answer is yes, according to the women out there.

>>741727140
good man

>>741727054
he should have at least completed the final solution

>>741726988
>>741727140
If she has no father figure a little physical affection could be good for her. I didn't mean fuck her :/

I'm making my gf masturbate to dogs as we speak.

>>741727257
Right that's what "innocently" in quotes means... it means innocently. Sure bud whatever helps you sleep asshole.

>>741727396
Have a wank mate

>>741727208
im in my 20s. They are fine with it because they are an open family and things like nudity arent considered evil/shameful and know i'd never do anything bad to her. Goal is to not smell like a hippie.

>>741727257
her father situation is fine

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>>741725992


>I hear the train a comin' rollin' round the bend
>I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
>Well I'm stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps dragging on
>While a train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone
>Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
>Always be a good boy don't ever play with guns
>Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and I cry

>>741726030
They’re just cortisone shots. They help for about a month while on meds too. Anti inflammatory pills don’t really do shit by themselves.

>>741717201
>I routinely work 70-90hrs a week
There's your fucking problem.

Get yourself able to live comfortably on 10-40 hours a week, and do that for 5 years, all while eating healthily, getting regular exercise, and sleeping well every night, and you'll be a brand new man.

>>741716294
you should probably set up a trust for the transferring of assets. If you don't therr could be some tax consequences.

>>741726729
It was my first relationship. Didn't get into it until I was 23, first girl I ever had sex with, everything. Lasted for 5 years. She moved out of my place into another guy's. Absolutely fucked me up, and utterly left me hopeless. She was my best friend, my everything. She lied the whole time, systematically destroyed us, fought with me over nothing CONSTANTLY to try and make me out to be the bad guy. Tried to blame me, tried to do everything she could to break us, and it broke me.

All I can say, is if it happens, you'll live and you'll get through it. Time heals, they say. I'm more broken up about this girl that just dumped me (see post above, don't want kids) than I am about the one I spent years with.

Honestly, if I had ever dated ANYBODY else, I would not have stayed with my ex for so long. I just didn't know any better. You WILL find love again, and it will be just as nice as the love you have now. S'why I'm less upset this second time around.

>>741727550
Respectable. So why post your not very secretive and completely innocent showers on the guilty secrets thread?

>>741727757
because secrecy is relative. I dont go tell all my coworkers and friends about it. it's a secret from pretty much everyone except close family.

>>741726963
I'm a femanon. Sorry that it's even harder for you guys to get free shit. I'm ugly so it's hard enough as is

>>741727054
After playing Wolfenstein New Order I do, too. Permanent moon base in 1960? Cyborgs? Fricking lazerweapons? Hell yeah! Or rather: Heil yeah!

>>741727349
You mean not everyone gets off to dogs? huh

>>741728108
>I’m ugly
Prove it

>>741720803
Care to give us a sample?

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>>741728289

>>741728289
... I browse /b/

what more proof is needed?
I'm a virgin, fat, I have a baby fat face, and a saggy ass

>>741728619
Kik? Everything you described makes me hard.

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>>741724249
Ok but can't show face

>>741717201
Try psychedelics.

Not bullshitting you. John Hopkins University has been heading up a serious amount of research into their therapuetic use. Psilocybin (mushrooms) used in conjunction with therapy has been shown to be vastly more effective than any antidepressants on the market for a large percentage of the people tested.

Just do a quick Google search. If it's something you choose to follow up on, 4-aco-dmt (or 'psilocetin') is an unscheduled alternative that's chemically identical to psilocybin and can be found on the clear-web relatively easily if you're okay with buying through bitcoin.

>>741728619
I need to see whatever the fuck this is

>>741728832
I saw her first faggot!

>>741728785
Hell, get in a ketamine program. Excellent at breaking depression in hours. A lot of studies going now

>>741728931
I WILL KNIFE YOU FOR OWNERSHIP OF THAT UGLY BEAST MOTHERFUCKER

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>>741728716
maybe next time I find something on steam I want to buy, my white knights.

I talk with a man in California and regularly cum for each other. I want to become his cum dumpster and be used by as many men as possible. I am a straight dude

>>741729122
I WILL ASS RAPE YOU WHILE K SLIT YOUR THROAT, BITCH!

>>741728108
Bah, oh well, thanks anyways though. You should do that shit in mmo's though. All guys need there is to hear a female voice and they will instantly buy you a bunch of shit. I used to pretend to be a chick back in the early 2000's in mmos and always got free stuff, not so easy anymore though with mics being so regular nowadays.

>>741729270
Noooo kik me please! Getmeoutofhere

>>741729318
I actually got inspired by a runescape video and downloaded it. Never played it as a kid and haven't made account yet but I'm sure I'll get some free shit by acting like a whore.

>>741729294
That last statement kinda contradicts the rest of what you just said. You can identify however you want, but wouldn't at least bisexual be more accurate?

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>>741729317
alright lets make a deal anon

I'll give you the kik of this girl and you lemme have the gargoyle in this thread. deal?

>>741729270
tbh I might already have traded with you, I trade games for nudez pretty often

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wives when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years.

>>741729620
We need pics please.

>>741729633
I guess so...I just know I want to feel hot cum in my ass and be forced to take dicks all day

My most embarrassing secret is that I fantasize daily about sans undertale and I want to suck his blue dick, The fact that he is short turns me on even more and I want to dominate him while he plays around with hot dogs

>>741713140
I actually want to see if you are going to succeed with this corruption. Maybe it's too much.

>>741729820
Just take her. She wouldn’t want me anyway. Have fun.

>>741729820
Maybe. I did it for like 5 games though.

>>741725848
is she hott?

i've got everything i need and it's just a distraction :3

>>741729997
mm. if it was sonic, probably not me? I don't remember trading that in the past.

either way drop by one of these threads if you need a game and are fine with debasing yourself for it.

Never told anyone this before but

I killed Paarthurnax in Skyrim.

>>741725864
Will do, after I've shown it to my gf

>>741729950
I'll def. report back with results, this has been a long time in the making

>>741729933
I can't tell if this is a joke or not but I'm the opposite. I even have a body pillow of him that I hump. rip

>>741730292
he asked for it tho

I'm working in childcare this summer and every single fucking week there's a kid or two that I want to beat the shit out of. Most kids in the age range I'm working with are awesome, but every now and then you get one little snarky fuck that's lived their whole life without ever hearing the word "no". When I need them to do something, they just bitch and moan and that pitch has become cancer to my ears. Doesn't help that our camp is a 99% white upper class rich kid science camp. These posh ass kids are gonna grow up to be the next generation of shitty human beings

took upskirt pics of my mom and i jerk to them

>>741713140
the babys father was gonna let the baby die because he was too tired from doing drugs the night before.

>>741730130
;3

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>>741713140

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>741730183
Maybe one day. I've been wanting the pc version of skyrim. And black desert online. But most importantly the steam version of GalGun.

>>741730495

hey jew :3

>>741730322
No I am 100% serious I really love sans and I want him so badly and sometimes I cry because he isn't real and Isnt here to hold me

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>>741728765
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>>741730564
hey babe ;3

>>741730516
DISGUSTING

>>741730113
I'll admit she is pretty cute, has a perfect ass.

>>741730548
yeah I think we could arrange that. probably for a skype show rather than a few pics.