Buy bitcoins as soon as they come out, hell even lend money from your bank to maximize profit, fake an Email with photoshop that proves America is planning 9/11 and post it anonymously 1 year beforehand on the internet, and use all your bitcoin money in 2017 to buy thousands drones with machine guns on them andpay some russians to slaughter everyone in your country.
>>741678892 That chubby girl on the bus that's a grade below you, she wants the D. That Asian exchange student, she wants the D. That tomboy in your geography class, she wants the D. You don't need to go advertising it to all your friends, but GIVE THEM ALL THE D or your regret it.
Study pharmacy in college - you'll graduate with a $110K job. If you don't make it in pharmacy school, you be fine, but FFS don't run up any credit card debt - that shit will legit take years to pay off. Oh, and that sorority chick that seems way out of your league, she wants the D - give it to her and tell all your friends.
Seriously, I missed like all the signals in school. Bitches, man.
fight against mom. even if she becomes crazy again, dont let her cut you off from the public. if she starts to hurt you again kill her! believe me, at your age you wont go to prison, just get threatment. You need this, or else you are even 10 years later a prisioner of your mind!
>>741678892 Be better to family Study harder Ask her out Care less about trivial shit like popularity and looks
But I don't think anything would have improved because I simply didn't appreciate any of those things at that age. All the time travel in the world won't make me listen better or be a better judge of character.
Only things that I can warn myself about is certain assholes who fuck my life up before I learned to cut them out.
I'd just be like "On this day, you will meet so and so, avoid them like the plague. And don't give your ps2 games to the fucker living on the 9th floor, don't even let him into your house"
shits about to get real wild but you make it through. Don't waste to much time on the first two girls. The third one will rip your fucking heart out but it helps you be better person. Breeding Season won't be awesome at all
Hey anon, I'm from the future, do this: >Let your dad bet on Greece for the EC. >Let mom bet on Leicester City in '16. >Here are some music lyrics, be a ghost writer and be 'famous'. >Here is the script of some good movies. Be more famous. >Try out cycling and persist, so you become much more famous and are already rich.
>>741678892 Fuck stocks Fuck mining Bitcoin, buy that shit asap and sell half in 2017. Fuck the windows up and a/c girl. the first girl who liked the windows down was the keeper. Marry her instead. Learn to sail asap. Trust me, you love that shit.
Have kids sooner. They are fucking awesome and worth everything you think you have to give up.
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>>741678892 Retail job girl cheats on you and becomes a massive whore that fucks up her life, fuck her once and bail
American girl becomes a massive drop kick hippie and fucks up her life, fuck her a few times and bail, don't look back and don't FWB her she lingers too long.
Exotic girl has an insane family, as they all do. Don't waste four years of your life on her. She might seem amazing and worth it, but that is your oneitis flaring up after the previous breakup.
Don't go into that deadend job. You know the one I mean, I did back then but I thought it was the only option at the time. It just makes you depressed.
Give less fucks about things. No one cares as much as you do about other people and won't show the same kindness you show them.
Tell your best friend to fuck off when he ruins his life with his addiction and tries to get everyone to support him and takes no responsibility. He stopped being any sort of friend then.
Tell your dad you forgive him for being such an asshole. He didn't want to be, he just didn't know how to be good to you after 3 failed marriages and a rough upbringing.
Tell your brother to stop dating roasties. They keep wrecking him back to back and he doesn't recover.
Money will be alright, if you're smart. Don't buy that one car though, you don't need it as much as you think. Pick a cheaper one, it's all the same shit.
Remember that out of the many girls you will get with, you don't marry any of them. We haven't found the one, so don't stress about the future with them. If you do think you're with the right person, sorry bud, you're not. Most of them lose their shit, especially the skater and the artist.
for someone who allegedly got "raped", it's funny how they didn't press charges. hopefully that piece of shit kills themself and never harasses or falsely accuses people again if i could change one thing, i'd never meet that person. id relive all those years if it meant id never have to deal with her.
>>741678892 >scrolls /b >OP claims time travel >clicks >email prompt to 13 yold me >writes about what happening >young me sees opportunity >prepares for 13 years >scrolls /b >OP claims time travel >clicks >email prompt to 13 yold me
1) Tell mom to invest money into Redbox & Netflix 2) Join the Navy straight out of High School 3) Marry Tina 4) Hookers ruin lives 5) Stay away from The Shy Lounge 6) You have Phimosis, get circumcised. This actually choked your dick, stunting it's true size
>>741678892 Don't stop working out you fat fuck that hairline sucks you smell like rotten chicken wings and you ain't shit, you won't fall in love you're gonna fuck a hooker, have my word and take the chance for the hooker for 40$ and don't wait for the 20$ one birch won't even get your dick up that fat sack of shit and stop cursing you cunt now I can't stop
You all brag about how fucked you have been back then and to study harder and go to gym. Funny enough having this constant feeling of " I need to do better" was probably the reason you fucked up and now regret it. Instead of saying all this fucking shit you anons have been posting why won't you just say
>Hey kid, life's hard but you are doing just fine, keep it up, proud of you.
>>741681531 :D This for the 13yo me. However, I think at that time, the pure possibility that I might get into gradschool, would have multiplied my enthusiasm towards sciences.
I would say: 1) do more sports, do it harder, no matter what, never give up sports completely. 2) Learn to play the guitar, start a punk group. 3) Learn more maths and physics, but don't go for research, go for CS instead. 4) Don't watch TV. Ever. That's a waste of time. 5) Talk more with grandparents and old relatives, write down all the crazy shit they tell about their life in the old times. (eg. the aunt of my grandma was a nun, but a priest tried to rape her, so she quit.)
>>741678892 I don't think that this thread is valid. If you send an email to yourself backwards into time, I don't think that the result will be the same. The numbers won't be the same since time isn't exactly linear.
"Hey kid, ypu wont get email until youre 19 but here is some advice you shpuld have heeded. Rape all you can while under 17. Buy this shit called bitcoin as soon as possible and as much as possible. Dump Cara. She is a whore. Create a social network on the internet. Also, on the date you go back in time. The Libyams will shoot you."
>>741690656 >You will never accomplish anything thinking like that You are wrong. In highschool I was in the gymnastic team, but I did not do it as hard as I should have done. I got really good grades in sciences, but I did not forced math too much, I become a biochemist and got a phd, then did research in one of the top US university, meanwhile I ran marathons, but never train really hard for a long period, just when I had time. I got a guitar, and started to learn, but when I had a kid, I could not find time to practice, while being a good dad, a good husband and keep my good job.
>>741678892 Dear Anon In a year, ask her out. She likes you, she's shy. You know who I'm talking about. She moves away and never tells you because you were a douche about the popcorn. Sincerely, older, sadder, and wiser you.
Mom left everything to YOU. Do not sign the papers Dad gives you on your 18th birthday, its not just insurance forms. Buy Ginnys house AND mineral rights!!! Apple,Walmart and Microsoft are safe through 2017. Invest in Bitcoin 2013-17,
Get fit. Make good friends. Don't be lazy. Learn how to dress. Sometimes it's okay to join in. There's no reason for social anxiety since the other kids feel it too. Education is important. Learn to be proficient in at least 2 other languages (people are super impressed by multilingualism.)
Finally, live your life like you're a super hero or at least a cool protagonist in a film or tv show. Pretend there are cameras following you and you want to make a good impression for the viewers.
>>741678990 Same. I've kind of realized at this point that my life would've been a lot better if I had just taken that blue pill and lived a life of delusion. Too late to go back now. Oh well, at least we know the truth. We're doing god's work.
>>741678892 Start lifting now. Like 45 minutes to an hour a day at anytime fitness. Go behind your parents back and get a normal haircut and clothes similar to your friends. Dont work at the grocery store. Work somewhere with no hair code. Despite all your family having hair on their head, you will start losing yours at 22. Enjoy. Keep the chevelle change the front to a 70, its better. Get a motorcycle early as well. Fucking get with bus girl, the cute one. If it doesnt work out at a party in college you will meet Taylor. Hint you fucking idiot: broadway lion king. You will later learn she is everything you wanted in a woman. Do not let her go. Buy a decent guitar, and dont stop playing. You got good, but not as early as you wanted. Mira is a crazy bitch. Avoid at all costs. She gave you syphillis and an opiate addiction, lol. After you graduate college, dont continue. it doesnt pay off, focus on certs. Do your fucking homework to get good grades.
Dont do band anymore, the two years you continue doing it will further cement your place as a loner with no friends, Get a fucking haircut and in one years time a girl will totally be into you, Dont say no. Do your school work and dont stop working out, you'll have to start basically from square one again. and id find the winning powerballs for the next 4 years
Don't worry about getting laid, you'll have banged over 50 chicks by the time you're in your late 20s. No other girl matters besides Lauren. You meet her when you're 20 and she's 16. She's single, but you don't act upon it because you think she's too young for you. This is the biggest mistake of your life. She'll end up with Zach, now married to him through a bizarre scenario involving the tragic death of your cousin, her former best friend who was with Zach from the time they were children. Zach is like a little brother to you, and him dealing with the death of your cousin makes it impossible to ever act upon your feelings, though they are beyond mutual. Don't worry, Chels comes along. She's great, but you live for a decade wondering what might have been. Don't worry about age, talk to Lauren. By the time you're 29, she's 25. And spend more time with your grandfather, he's your best friend, mentor, and won't be around forever.
>>741704577 This. Is there anything else that could be better advice? Work all summer every summer to save as much money as you can. Live with your parents if you need to. Make and save thousands of dollars and buy bitcoin in early 2011 or so. Sit on them and profit in mid 2017.
>>741704748 Stay in school, avoid hard drugs and be good to your parents Don't smoke cigarettes either, it'll be a huge waste of money and starting at a younger age just makes it harder to quit in the future. Basically giving myself advice that I should've followed when I was 14.
>>741704748 Go to a career counselor or take a test to realize what your skills and strengths are so you won't waste time or money on the wrong college majors.
Contraceptives: children are expensive
Save money. Take advantage of resources you can do FOR FREE!!!!
Air Force is the easiest branch in the military. Straight out of High School. Stay put of trouble, your not stupid. Have the military pay for ALL your college courses, if the won't GI Bill that shit. Retire after 20. It's not Full Metal Jacket at all, trust me!
No loans or credit cards until you consult a Financial Counselor. Educate yourself.
Even if you're never going to leave the country, get a passport. An extra valid form of ID other than Drivers License and Soc Security card helps.
Build Credit and buy Bitcoins
Don't take negativity as a shot to you personally or your pride. You can learn from anyone or anything. Shut your mouth, open your ears. Understand from multiple perspectives
In a year you're gonna meet a girl. You're gonna start dating her on a whim and you're gonna grow to love her. But when your first year of college comes around about 5 years later, shes gonna rip your heart out and stomp on it. Shes gonna tell you she wants some time to herself and shes going to reassure you that she'll probably get back together with you, and then shes gonna go silent for a whole month. When your lonely month of waiting for her ends, you're gonna text her and ask her if shes really gonna take you back, and then shes gonna say no. Don't date her, 13 year old me. Fuck bitches, focvus on track and XC more. Get better grades. If you pour all your time and effort into her its not gonna pay off in the end.
Most things are not solved by saying sorry. Nor are they solved by accepting fault. Sometimes, they're just accepted by walking away, never to look back in that direction. Because while we can move backward, you can't take back the time that was lost. You did what you could with the resources you had, and despite the fact that they were minimal, at least nothing was life changing. It was more just mind changing.
>>741678892 Here's the bitch of a question like this. The path I led was very rough. Homeless spells, living on couches sometimes, eating once every other day or so. Went to jail for stealing 250K worth of shit, heartbreak, loss of friends and family, etc. Some very tough times to pass through.
I like where I am now. I like who I'm with, and I know for a fact if I changed ANY of those things that were hard, I would never have ended up where I am and never would have met who I did. I would never have the strength to deal with the shit that comes my way and I would probably would lack the depth of character that I do today.
So while it may save me a bunch of trouble to send an email, I'm not sure it would ever be worth losing the strength those tough times cultivated.
Not to mention that if I sent an email to 13 year old me, he would not even get it for another 4-5 years. Email was not super prevalent then. I had to wait for Yahoo to provide free email before I could grab one.
>>741710585 You're a worthless, autistic piece of shit. Your story is boring as fuck, and it's cringeworthy that you actually think anyone gives a fuck. And on top of that you're samefagging on a fucking imageboard trying to defend yourself lmao. You're the bitch here, you stupid fucking cunt. >we all have our crosses to bear Wow, that's deep. Funny how people can see through your autistic fuckboy persona and see you as the fucking fraud you are, you stupid bitch. Your mother should've kept her legs shut
>>741710512 i don't mind if you're narcissistic, i'm just a lonely loser who not only doesn't want someone to like me either "because i overcame my criminal past" or "despite my criminal past" and it annoys me you brag about it here in such a seemingly passive aggressive manner. i have a hard time seeing from your point of view.
>>741678892 The present paper is the first in a series of four papers, the goal of which is to establish an arithmetic version of Teichm¨uller theory for number fields equipped with an elliptic curve — which we refer to as “inter-universal Teichm¨uller theory” — by applying the theory of semi-graphs of anabelioids, Frobenioids, the ´etale theta function, and log-shells developed in earlier papers by the author. We begin by fixing what we call “initial Θ-data”, which consists of an elliptic curve EF over a number field F, and a prime number l ≥ 5, as well as some other technical data satisfying certain technical properties. This data determines various hyperbolic orbicurves that are related via finite ´etale coverings to the once-punctured elliptic curve XF determined by EF . These finite ´etale coverings admit various symmetry properties arising from the additive and multiplicative structures on the ring Fl = Z/lZ acting on the l-torsion points of the elliptic curve. We then construct “Θ±ellNF-Hodge theaters” associated to the given Θ-data. These Θ±ellNF-Hodge theaters may be thought of as miniature models of conventional scheme theory in which the two underlying combinatorial dimensions of a number field — which may be thought of as corresponding to the additive and multiplicative structures of a ring or, alternatively, to the group of units and value group of a local field associated to the number field — are, in some sense, “dismantled” or “disentangled” from
>>741711241 You mistake narcissism with confidence. Narcissism in an unfounded vanity. Confidence is gained through success and overcoming trials and tribulations.
I know it's probably tough to understand since you have not gotten out and done much. But trust me, if you go out and do shit, you will fail and you will succeed. But you will also gain confidence. It's a realistic acknowledgement of your own abilities, not narcissism.
Stop using buzzwords that you've heard idiots use in an incorrect manner.
>>741711623 2deep4me. You're a fucking ass burger aren't you. Do you even know what adoration means? Didn't think so, you dumbass piece of shit. Wanting to see your stinking dead body is the opposite of "adoration". I hope you kill yourself soon
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