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You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of

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You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get
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just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much for when I'm 99 and rolling in it
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>>741626167
Ohhh, gimme that weed.
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What I get?
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Rollo
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>>741626167
rol
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>>741626167
Beep
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Sure I'll roll.
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>>741626167
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>>741626167
saw, pot, tarp, matches.
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anything to an hero
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Ralling
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>>741626167
Jews will be exterminated
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Rolling for the knife package
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>>741626167
Newp
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>>741626167

rolloli
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>>741627009
I get the weed, wilson, and a black butt plug?
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ONLY 5 OUNCES LOL FUCK BRA
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rollul
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Rollllliiin
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Rollin-
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
give me the sunscreen
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>>741626167
I need Bear Grylls powers
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>>741626167
Rollin for survival.
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>>741626368
Sunscreen, raft, vitamins, sniper rifle, and knife.

Not a bad setup for hunting boar and floating the carcass back along the beach. Assuming there's boar, of course.
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>>741626167
Rollio
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No
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
Lets goo
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roll
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Rolo
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Rollll
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>>741629434
Im literally just loot fodder
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fuckroll
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167

So long gay Bowser.
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Hawaiian Sweet Rolls
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Rollio
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>>741626167
What next? Do we battle? Can we form alliances? Trade?

How do I win?
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>>741626167
Rolling for a fishing pole
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>>741629969
Okay fuck OP then.

We creste our own rules? What say you, gents?
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thongs
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>>741626167
im gonna make it guys
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>>741630363
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>>741626167
roll
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>>741626167
might as well
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B rolln
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daddy dildo
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Ur gey lmao
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>>741630363
I will trade my knife for a compass, if anyone is interested.
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>>741630647
pot
flaregun
mirror
hunting rifle
knife

I win
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>>741626167
Rolling
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>>741626167
Roll
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Keep on rolling Mississippi moon wont you keep on shinin
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654r5e4543e
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Roll for survival
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I got an ipod. Anybody want to listen to some tunes while we're stranded on this island???
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>>741626167
lemmi see dat shit
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rollie pollie
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Roll em boys
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>>741630798

Not even close, faggot. I have a gun and a boat.
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>>741626167
Rolling i guess
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>>741631189
You're kicked off the island for your lack of enrhusiasm.
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?how fucked am i ?
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>>741631313
Enthusiasm
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>>741626167
Rollin like dürst
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why have items when u can an hero
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>>741631313
Ok i guess ill just take my assloads of weed and vitamins andbe on my way. Good day, sir!
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ok
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>>741626167
Ifkyg
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>>741626167
rollerino
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>>741626167
Rollin
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reroll
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Rolling nig
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>>741626167
fucking roll
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>>741631644
Whoa, bro. Don't be rash. So you got some weed? I'll jerk your cock off for a quarter ounce. Best I can do.
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>>741626167
Fuck it whu not
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>>741632226
Okay, okay.. how about an eighth?
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>>741632209
Sunscreen, Hiking Boots, Vitamins, Water Purifier, Tent.

Mostly useless bullshit.
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Roool
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rello
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Roooll
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>>741632411
Just take this gram on the house and be on your way. You make me sick
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>>741632445
I have a raft and am taking my chances on the open water. Your possessions woud be oncredibly useful on a venture of thos nature. I also have vitamins and sunscreen as well as a gun and knife.
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lez do it
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Rollino
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>>741632740
Gun and knife would be sick to have. vitamins and water purifier are completely useless though
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>>741626167
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Roll
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>>741633689
>pot
>flashlight
>vitamins
>fishing rod
>matches

Not bad, but I'd rather have a knife over those vitamins.
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ROLOLOL
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>>741626167
GIMME THE NIGGER TO BEAT
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??
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Alone season 5
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>>741626167
fnord
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I am the ultimate survivor bitches
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>>741626167
i'm gonna make it
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SUNSCREEN
FLARE GUN
HAMMOCK
5OZ
VOLLEYBALL
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rolll
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hehexd
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>>741626167
Inflatable raft GET
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>>741626167
gilligan
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>>741626167
rell
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fat rolls
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Roole
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pomf
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plz allah
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>>741634370
Wait... What get if 10? 0?
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Wilson please
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
Rolling
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>>741626167
M
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Wilson!!
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Rooooooooolllll 222
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>>741635033
Damn, 360 no scopin with my buddy Wilson, this gonna be one hell of a ride
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>>741626167

Am I makes and afraid?
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rollerino
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rick roll
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nigger
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rolling like a fat girl kicked down the stairs
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>>741626167
rolll
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>>741626167
rolly polly
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Built
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>>741626167
rallo
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K
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>>741626167
Roll
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pot raft mirror rope knife
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>>741636234
Weed, a volleyball, sunscreen, a saw, and a compass.

Great.

I'll be able to throw a sick beach party with a volleyball net and tell everybody where it is on the island. Oh wait...
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>>741626167
k
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>>741626167
Seems like fun. I've been playing The Long Dark all night.
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Rol
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Rollan
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rol
>>741626167
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Roland
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inb4 death
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>>741626167
Rooollllin
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Rell
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
rawlin
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>>741626167
rolllll
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>>741626167
lol
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>>741626167
Roll
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120
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>>741626167
Rolll
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>>741639691
Pot, Flashlight, Insect Repellent, Hunting Rifle, Tent

Dude I'm fucking set
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rolll
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rollerino
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rollinanan
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Rollarino
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rol
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I swear im not gay
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They see me rollin
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>>741626167
Riggidy Riggidy Rollin'!
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>>741626167
roll
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>>741626167
rollerino
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i'm a survivor
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nigger
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rolleroni
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For old times sake
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Rollorino
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>>741640261
great so I got a raft and some sunscreen and shit, a bunch of fucking weed, a volleyball, and some bugspray.

I guess I will use the spray to help start a fire. Make a tent out of the raft. Use the sunscreen to lube myself up and rape the volleyball?
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ok
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rollingg
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>>741626167
Reee
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Rell
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Rallin
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>>741626167
Rrr
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they see me rolling
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rollerino
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Röllerino
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rolly
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>>741626167
oki
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imma roll
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>>741626167
im going to roll.
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Rolly polly fuck wholly
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>>741626167
buckle up, fagoots
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>>741643382
Looks like I'm going on a sick ass fishing trip.
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
Roll
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>>741626167
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Rolling!!
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Prole
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I want some cock
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role
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Ay
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Rollski
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rollio
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Roll. Please roll goodie
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>>741626167
rollamundo
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rickity roll
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Rol
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>>741626167
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>>741626167
bup
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Surviving
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>>741626167
moshimoshi
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rollllllll
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>>741626167
Roll out
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>>741626167
roll
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I'm fucked
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Rolll
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>>741626167
Sure
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>>741646927
an ipod, a handsaw, a mirror, some weed and matches. At least I can light the joint.
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>>741626167
rrrrrrrr
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Rollerino
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>>741626167
rorring
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will i survive
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Captcha asking me about military helicotpers and apartment buildings and shit now what the fuck
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roli
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Fuck these threads are gay, you roll faggots should be ashamed
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>>741647866
That's a pretty sweet roll actually thanks isis
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>>741626167
nigga roooooooooooooooool
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