Good evening, Anonymous! Is something on your mind tonight?

CC reporting in for /b/'s cutest shrine maiden~

Hey, mornin'. How's life?

>>741597076
Check my dubs Reimu

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Rolling for a fortune.

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>>741597364
D'aww, you're so sweet. Pretty sure I'm the only shrine maiden, though.

>>741597545
Oh you know, life is a roller coaster of blissful joys, crushing blows, and unfathomable jealousies. Same as it always is.

How about yours, Anonymous?

I left my BPD girlfriend for obvious reasons. Has anyone ever gotten over a relationship without sleeping with someone else? Somehow I hate the fact that I might have to do this just to erase her memory

>>741597780
Eh, pretty boring at the moment. Not much going.
Though, something interesting' bound to happen, it always does.

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>>741597849
Sleeping with someone won't do it anyway. Only time and activity will ease the pain of a lost love, you'll just have to struggle through and focus on yourself for now.

>>741597715
>>741597691
Better luck next time!

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>>741598108
Can you checkem again?

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Lord of death, Grant me Dubs.

>>741598108
I might have to do it... Nothing else is working. Thanks Reimu...

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>>741598310
Lord of Dubs, grant me Trips!

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>>741598404
Shit.

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>>741598025
And if not, you can always just watch Index with me tonight at 10. It's always an interesting time in the hotbox.

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>>741597076
lemme see dem arm pits

>>741597780
Which makes you the cutest by default~

fortune get

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hey Reimu! I found your childhood photobook

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>>741598263
Womp-womp.

>>741598404
404 Not Found

>>741598373
Hang in there. Use a condom.

>>741598437
Where exactly? Apologies, I'm a bit of an idiot, and tired.

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>>741598437
good evening E>

>>741597849
It won't fix any long term issues. It may just end up with you hopping from one experience to the next. Take some time. Figure out why it didn't work out, what to do differently next time and use this as a time to work on you and what you want.

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Check 'em.

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>>741598451
That's like winning a participation trophy...

>>741598611
....

>>741597076
roll!

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>>741597076
Hello reimu, fairy pls

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I meant check these

>>741597076
Please grant me the repeating digits. Pretty peas!

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Got chest pains all day so I was unable to do my exercises. At least I am making good progress on my project now. Try to at least get one hour and 15 minutes in every day. Really tied now though.

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>>741598679
vaughnlive, in a room called thehotbox.

>>741598690
Hello!

>>741598709
Nope.

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Fuck

>>741598808
hi

>>741599036
Gotcha, thanks.

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>>741597076
dubs onegaishimasu!

>>741599036
The hot box doesn't work on my phone. Is it my internet, or do I download an app?

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>>741598664
*uncontrollable sobbing*

>>741597076
Hi shrine maiden, what does my fortune hold?

>>741599132
i wanna see my fortune :0

Check em again Reimu!

Hi mu, friendly neighbourhood thighs here, fortune pls?

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>>741599185
There might be an app for phones. You probably need it if there is, I would just search the Play Store or whatever for Vaughn.

>>741599017
I'm glad you're making progress! I am too, slow but steady.

I hope your chest pains go away soon too. See a doctor if you haven't already and it keeps up!

CLUSTER
CHARGE
GOING
LIVE

>>741599536
hmm how about i ask politely... may i please have a fortune shrine maiden? (fairy?)

>>741599564
I'mma try for anon to see if I can get a fortune for them. If I do give it too... uh....... (you)>>741599845

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>>741599944
oh... it's me btw!

>>741597076
can I fap to you?

>>741599993
I fucking love Satori.

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>>741599845
I am a shrine maiden! The fairy is the one we will be consulting for your fortune...

Hmm... it looks like...

>Ariel
Wait, that's a mermaid's name!

Ariel flies into the cards today to herald a completely new phase in the questioner’s life. Ariel arrives on the wind of change. The questioner’s ideas and opinions will be revolutionized. It is a fortuitous time for formal study, developing new ideas, communicating ideas, writing, or performing.

>>741599187
*pat pat*

It's okay, do you really wanna talk to a fairy?

>>741599564
You got chest pain too?

>>741600261
There are no dubs in this thread unfortunately...

>>741597076
I have no particular issues, no questions, no concerns, no problems... my life is going well and I can see clearly the path ahead of me

What value could I gain from a fortune at this stage?

Can I have a kiss

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>>741597076
Halloo Reimu!!

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Im thinking about talking to my ex friend's younger sister on FB.
Shes 12-13 now. Im 20.
Back two years ago was over my friend's house everyday, would spend the night on weekends. His sister was crazy about me. (Im not a bad looking guy, def not creepy ugly pedo)
Shes always asking me to play with her, flirting with me, giving me playful kisses, and talking about me non stop when I wasnt there. One night friend and I are getting drunk as fuck. I go to take a piss while friend rolls blunt.
Passes sisters room on way back. She noticed me walking by the first time, and on the way back shes on her bed, bent over, nothing but green and pink tutu. Cunny basically in muh face
She says, "Anon...Come play with me. No one will find out <3"
Im just standing there staring frozen. Practically drooling.
Friend comes out.
>what the fuck?
"Sister! Put some clothes on and stop bothering anon!"
We go outside and smoke.
Friend apologized for his sister doing that.
I say, "Its alright. Young girls are like that sometimes with their crushes."
Friend agreed. Another weekend Im doing homework on the computer.
Sister comes up, lays her head on my shoulder, and says "Anon, come to my room while my brother is taking a bath. Ge always takes a LONG time."
Gawd I wanna but...Im so behind on this work
"Sorry, hun. Got a lot of work to do. Maybe next time."
She pouts and goes to her room.
Friend and I are eating. We hear a buzzing and her trying to cover up her loud moans.
Friend looks at me.
We just continue eating not saying much because of awkwardness.
Sleeping on couch.
Wake up. See sister in cute outfit. Shes gesturing for me to come with her. About to get up. Her mom comes downstairs and watches TV the whole remainder of night.
Fuck!
Friend and I get into huge fight. Never talk to him or family for 2 years.
What should me do? Talk to girl, or just not fuck with it? Advice prease.

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>>741600284
No no, I meant, I also hope that your chest pain goes away soon. Sorry!

>>741600326
Sure there are! Watch this!

>>741599944
WINNER!

The cards told me you would do that, so that's why I already did. >>741600261


>>741600495
Probably none, except maybe entertainment. Want me to do a joke fortune for you?

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>>741600495
entertainment of course!
(just in case I roll another dubs give it em)

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>>741600670
A-are you fucking retarded, anon?

>>741600791
I'm gonna hit alice with a shovel

Hello, Reimu! I need some advice about girls. I'm a semi-decent looking guy who can at least appear normal for a time, how can I get one to like me?

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I'm 24 and I have been a NEET for five years so far. I spend my days surfing the net, reading, watching TV/movies/anime, playing video games, and generally trying to distract myself from my pitiful existence. I have no friends, and no degree. I don't know what to do with myself anymore and it's eating away at me. Wat do?

>>741600670
Too long didn't read my nigga

>>741600717
Sure, I'll roll until dubs for a joke fortune. Let's see what happens.

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>>741600670
No, go seek help immediately.
>>741600791
Jesus christ, right?

>>741600966
OMG I GOT DUBS!

one more roll, why not? im hoping i get my fortune though!

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>>741600670
You're way too old for her. Stay the fuck away before you mess up her life.

>>741600638
Hello! Glad you could make it~

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>>741600992
What kind of advice is that, cunt?
I would've been happy with a
"No dont do it faggot."

>>741600982
Rolling again for joke fortune

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>>741600928
Living the dream I see. Write a curriculum.

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>>741597076
Will Andy pick me?

>>741600928
Start taking gentle steps in the direction you want to go. Tomorrow, go to the library instead. See what interesting programs they offer.

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>>741601201
It's advice that would actually help you. If you almost fucked a 10 year old, you need a lot of help, you idiot. "Don't do it" doesn't fix the root of the problem, it only addresses the immediate issue. It's ACTUAL advice.

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>>741600877
You need to go out and talk to people. Once you secure a date then the work begins. Ask questions about the other person (people generally like to talk about themselves) make sure you are actually listening and not cutting them off while talking. Use this to find common interests and tell stories that coincide with those common interests. Don't just go for the first person that bites though. It's one thing for someone to be attracted to you, but also make sure you actually like the person too.

>>741600670
TLDR; no really, just no. It's not worth it. You'd not have enough in common with someone so emotionally immature to have a relationship and sex is just asking for trouble.

>>741600928
Goals anon, goals. Find something to be passionate about and set up goals 3 months from now, 6 months from now and 1 year from now that all build on eachother. It's a start.

Rolllliiiiinnnngggggg for the future

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>>741600877
By being your honest self and having a genuine interest in knowing her too.

>>741600928
Well, get a job, go to college or learn a trade, that's your first goal. Find some online friends or try meetup.com to meet some local ones in the mean time. You need to find something you can get passionate about, something creative rather than consumptive.

hey

>>741601605
whats up yall?

>>741601660
damn so close to trips too haha

>>741600966
REIMU DON't IGNORE MYYY DUBSSS

>>741601574
I LOVE YOU REIMU

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>>741601316
You get put in a trash incinerator when he's 19. Sorry, Woody ol' pal, I wish it was good news.

>>741601278
I'm too distracted by ArcheAge to remember to keep rolling. Let's see if this is dubs.

>>741597076
kys nigger

toot

RAYMOO
Tell me my fortune PLS
;_;
btw how is marisa doing ?

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>>741597076

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>>741601876
But it's his best movie yet! So there's a silver lining?

>>741601899
dubs
D:!
I want dubs so raymoo Can tell me my fortune

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>>741601309
Hi

Rollio for my futerino

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>>741602367
Hi.

>>741600670
Damn that's kinda hot anon. Why fight your friend though?

lets roll this shit for my fortune

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I want to die.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIrPudC0pBg

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#fortune

if this can get it then write some stuff

>>741602701
same

>>741602701
Why?

Rollio for my futerino one more timeo

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>>741602178
Marisa? I'm not sure. She sorta drifted away from everything.

>>741602235
I'm gonna melt you, but it's okay because it'll be the most critically acclaimed day of your life. Does that sound fine?

>>741597076
Skinny poorfag with no reason to live/kill myself...
Wat do?

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In the heart of Holy See

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In the home of Christianity

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The Seat of power is in danger

>>741600670
Nothing good can come of this. Have you been attracted to younger girls since then?

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There´s a foe of a thousand swords

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They´ve been abandoned by their lords

Dubs dubs dubs dubs

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Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation

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>>741602178
>>741603007
Just talked to her today. She's doing alright, though she had a bump in the road recently.
>>741603007
I mean, I dunno, do you think Heath Ledger would regret The Dark Knight?

Nigger faggot for the future

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Then the 189

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>>741603007
Did you even watch the whole movie?

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In the service of heaven

Just tell me my future dammit

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They’re protecting the holy line

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It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven

>Praying for dubs
pls i want my fortune

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Thy will be done!

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For the grace, for the might of our lord

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For the home of the holy

>>741603228
I got dubs

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For the faith, for the way of the sword

rolling 4 fortune
luv u best wuaifu reimu

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>>741603260
Roll for this anon.
Here, have a pretzel.

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Gave their lives so boldly

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For the grace, for the might of our lord!

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In the name of his glory

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>>741603186
I'm pretty sure that was the joke!

i hope i can fortune
what's up with that dude spamming flags

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For the faith, for the way of the sword!

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Inb4 img limit

>>741603366
Chek'd
Damn good call.

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Come and tell their story again

>>741603445
He really likes attention

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>>741603445
No idea. Planning on asking him later.

>>741603445
so dam close to trips
re roll

prophet has delivered

i enjoyed the song

>>741603445
they didn't come to alices stream
celtyplays on twitch

I've been having homicidal thoughts and my brother knows. I think he might tell my mother.

>>741603430
Sabatton?

can i haz fortune ?

>>741603619
fuck
yeah

>>741603431
oh. I don't pick up on some jokes well

>>741603661
Sweet

I'm tired and fucked up. Been seeing patients and programming all week with no rest, bad sleep. Ready to collapse but have to work a little while longer.....

>>741603592
Describe these thoughts

>>741603695
*ruffles your hair*
It's alright.
>>741603709
Seeing patients?

>>741603592
Naa
don't worry anon just suck his dick and everything will be alright
or make him suffer and accident

oh nice thread
i want my fortune lol

>>741603592
What are we talking about here? Invasive thoughts?
>>741603873
didja get dubs?

~Reisen

>>741603779

Yes Medfag. Also CSfag. Go figure.

>>741604003
Jeez. My condolences, anon.

>>741602594
He turned out to be a fucking bitch. Self entitled even though I worked with him and did MOST of the work while he wanted LITERALLY all the money to himself. He always insisted on keeping the 300 dollars worth of weed at his house when half was MINE. I was too nice, and he was just a little whiney faggot. Dont ever plan on talking to him again. Might be why I want to revenge fuck his sisters virginity away. Still kinda pissed at him kek

>>741604099
Chek'd
Walk away from all of them.

>>741603722
It could be anyone at any time, sometimes intruding. I'm trying to focus on work. I work at a party City. Imagine helping someone and when they have their back turned to you. You've got a fucking box cutter and you think about running it across the back of their neck and then kicking them over. Or just stabbing them. Another time I was kind of forced to go-to my school's shitty prom, but we walked the town that night instead. I had thoughts of following someone into a quiet dark spot and strangling them to death. Back to now, I thought about killing my brother if I really needed to, just so he won't tell anyone, esp my mother. I thought about chopping him up and burying the pieces around town. The reason he might tell my mother is because he thinks I talk about murder too casually. I had to explain to him it is perfectly normal to think about it time to time. But now the thoughts are intrusive, so I was trying to save my ass.

>>741601574
Thanks Reimu!

>>741604099
You need to completely replace your moral compass. It's broken. Seek. Help.
>>741604308
So you need, instead of doing any of that, to go speak with a therapist immediately and tell them that you're a danger to others, and have intrusive homicidal thoughts.

~Reisen

>>741604308
I am not a doctor, just an anon. But this does sound like Intrusive Thoughts. And it appears they are getting worse. Time to call in the pro's. Make an appointment to see a doctor. Don't be ashamed; this problem is far more common than you realize.

>>741604537
Yeah I've had a therapist before. I think they only want your money. I mean, she had candy on the way out for conditioning purposes. I was already happy enough to move on, but for "some reason" kept going back. My dad had to finally end it.

>>741604768
"Conditioning purposes"? No, that's merely a pleasantry. Something to make you feel comfortable. But what you're saying is that you've had access to help before, and stopped going.

I guess Reimu left? I got dubz but no joke fortune

>>741604896
Dad got tired of spending money on nothing. And it wasn't a problem then.

>>741604971
Link said dubs?

>>741605001
Why were you spending money out of pocket? Why don't you have health insurance of some kind? And what were you seeing them for if this wasn't a problem then?

>>741604537
If I could post an edgy picture I would.
But, come on man. Theres nothing THAT wrong with me. Im not a serial killer pedo, or some 40 year old neckbeard creeping on little girls. Im a young guy who likes his girls a couple years younger.
Some guys are in prison for full on raping 3 month old babies. BABIES. I think Im fine and probably will revenge fuck her eventually after a couple more years.
Ya cant stahp me

>>741604099
How old is she now?

>>741605111
I have major depressive disorder. They thought a therapist could help. Now I take medication instead. The meds help for now, and I always wonder if they'll stop working.

>>741605240
What if she forgets about you?

>>741605025
>>741601899

Nobody told me my future i got dubs twice

>>741605533
And now i have double dubs

>>741605434
Probaly already has, it's a 12 year old girl -.-

>>741605261
Like 13 or 12. Ill probably wait like 2 more years before Destroy her pussy, but Im horny so...Maybe soon?
Muahahaha!!

>>741605533
Chek'd
Screenshot all three.

>>741605240
... No, you're absolutely in denial if you think that you're not a pedophile. If you legitimately are considering fucking a girl that is 13 years old, and that's being generous, you are absolutely a pedophile. Posting something edgy wouldn't change that. And no, I can't stop you, I can only hope that you come to your senses and get help before you do something that... As you just pointed out, very very very well could lead to prison time. Think that friend who HATES you wouldn't convince his sister to tell people about it? Think again.
>>741605261
12-13, as he said.
>>741605279
Well, generally, medication is much more effective when paired with therapy. But... That only answered one of the questions, anon. Why don't you have health insurance?
>>741605474
I'll give you your fortune, give me a bit.
>>741605533
... And I guess since you just rolled dubs anyway, I'll give you one too.

~Reisen

>>741605533
Holy...

>>741605592
If I message her she drops everything and any little boy with a 2 inch dick she has a crush on and messages me back quick. She wont forget. ;3

>>741605774
you're a fuckin creep dude