Sex stories and sexual experience thread? > I have no

>>741587335
well me to /b/ro so I can't help you with that

no one actualy has sex its just a myth that is spread by liars

>>741587631
the sad thing is, I unironically think that way. From my solipsistic point of view, sex doesn't exist.

>>741588005
Just some cognitive dissonance your brain is doing, as admitting that others have sex would be too painful to do.

>>741588234
yeah probably. my own point of view is the only thing that matters anyway, so it feels better to deny it, cause I know I can't change it and will be forever alone.

>>741588721
Watch porn, there's proof that sex exists, faggot.

>>741587335
Not even with yourself? You can't be that virgin

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>>741587335
i came inside my girlfriend 3 days ago. im kinda terrified that there will be 2 lines instead of one

>>741587335
One time I put penis in vagina until it juiced

>>741589186
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>>741589186
My girlfriend is married, so I don't need to worry about kids

>>741589351
Fucking married women huh?

sex is over rated. did it a few times. jerking off is better.

once had sex in a laundry mat.

>>741589259
sex is a stupid game?

>>741588817
I thought porn was all fake

>>741589351
You two are the scum of the earth

>>741587335
Fucked a girl in her car once. It was a Honda Civic, and there wasn't much room. Put my back out, it sucked.

Moral of the story is... Unless they're a midget, the only good sex you'll get in a car is road head.

>>741589400
Have a problem with that?

>I wake up at 7 a.m. on a Friday to go see my crazy ex gf
>We're gonna go to the beach
>3 hour drive to her
>Pick her up, smoke a joint, she says she's horny
>We go to the nearest private place, which happens to be a country club
>Park my car on the golf course and we fuck in the country club bathroom
>Shit was kinda gross
>Went to the beach, pretty fun
>On the way back, she says she's horny again
>We fuck again in my car behind a Home Depot

That was a fun day.

>>741588817
I don't experience it myself, therefore it's fictional.
I'm the only conscious being in the universe. I provide foundation for you to exist. If I ceased to exist, so would the whole universe and everyone who lives in it.

>>741588721
Why do you say that, what makes you so terrible that you are destined to be alone forever?

>>741589440
No nutting in your gf is. Unless she is on birth control

>>741589476
or just get a better car Like Land Cruiser 570

>>741589643
what if shes cool with taking it out IF its there ?

>>741589400
If you a really bothered by that I feel bad for you, women smell that insecurity on you and you will definitely be the guy they cheat on. Grow the fuck up, your dick isn't the only one wifey is going to get forever.

>>741589590
serious case of social anxiety. I'm pretty much fucked for life.

>>741589542
Have you considered that you're the only one in the universe who isn't conscious? This is your mom, you're in a coma and I'm trying to reach you, please come out if you can hear me.

>>741589351
Hey man take that cap off your head and pull up your shorts. And while youre at it, shave that "beard" off of what you call a face.>>741589400


You two are disgusting

a thai prostitute

>>741588005
Just remember girls are just as horny as guys. They just get horny in different ways and what they require to agree to sex is different than what you might expect.

Also, consider societal slut shaming. Girls need to feel like they have an excuse to have sex. This is why no doesn't really mean no a lot of the time.

That's not to say you should force yourself, just that a girl is usually not going to approach you for sex. You have to lead the horse to water first, stick its head down, see if she drinks.

>>741589476
>>741589675
That's where you're both wrong buds

>>741589528
Follow up on my beach story

>Back when my crazy ex was my crazy gf
>Halloween night, went to a crazy party, we're both coked out, barred out, drunk and high as fuck
>Pull into some random parking lot

I drive a BMW btw, small ass sedan

>Open back door, she pulls up her dress and bends over with her hands on the back seat
>Doggystyle.jpg
>Hella cars drove by, dunno if they actually paid attention
>Nut inside, drive home
>Back home, showered, in bed, she's still extremely fucked up
>Tried anal, stopped after 2 mins because it hurt her too much

Also a fun day.

>>741590074
how can you say girls are just as horny as guys when 90% of sexual harassments if not more are by guys
same about rape, although most women cannot overpower the average adult man

>>741589780
>if you are bothered by the destruction of marriage and the family you are insecure

You and that whore are some of the reasons that 20% of children come from adultery and not the husband

>>741587335
My first time was when I was 15. My gf of the same age and I were making out while watching a movie at my place. It progressed to foreplay (fingering her, biting her nipples, her hand on my cock), and she got really wet. Then we started grinding on each other and she couldn't bare it any longer. Despite not having a condom, she whispered in my ear "put your... dick in me". I knew I shouldn't have, since teenage pregnancy would have fucked both our lives up massively, but I obliged. I slid inside her dripping wet pussy slowly but easily. She was tight, it was like masturbating but with a warm, soft, wet cloth. She was digging her nails into my back from the pain of losing her virginity but it soon eased. We fucked faster in missionary position breathing heavily on each other's necks. I could feel myself getting close and I pulled out. She knew what that meant and promptly slid down underneath me to take my load in her mouth.

Before that, there was a time when we both masturbated side by side on my bed. She looked me straight in the eyes and took her fingers from her pussy and licked them clean without breaking eye contact.

She was such a naturally sexy girl. I still feel envy to this day for whoever gets to fuck her now.

Sex is best on a cool autumn friday evening as the sun sets and no cares in the world. Warm tones from outside shining through the blinds on her smooth satin skin. The smell of fall and pumpkin warming the mood. The softness of flannel sheets and oh God she didn't wipe that well... Holy fuck how do you just leave a dingleberry and grin like you are sexy. Oh fuck. That horrible choice to be made. Do I ignore it and try to enjoy a nice evening, or say something and deal with her embarrassment and the awkwardness, maybe even argument. Oh shit this is terrible. I can smell the shit just sitting there wedged in the butt cheek. For fucks sakes! I know, I'll say I need a nice warm shower. She will say she wants to join, and I'll take care of that little nugget and maybe she won't notice.

Later in the shower, oh God... She shit in the shower. A fucking log just dropped. This is our third date and she literally just shit right in front of me in hot water.

Well, better off single anyway.

>>741589476
lie, once fucked a rich girl in a land rover. Sex was fucking amazing, and, lets not forget that i came in her belly, her and the seats all covered in millions of my could-be sons and daughters.

>>741589906
No, why should I? My consciousness is the only thing in the entire universe I can be 100 per cent certain about.

>>741590252
Because girls are not boys. Even if women were just as strong as men, with the same sexual characteristics, there still wouldn't be as many female harassers.

Wanna know why? When girls are horny they want to be taken, when boys are horny they want to take.

>>741590626
good point t b h, havent heard it b4

>>741590252

Women are more selective, because they can only carry one child at a time. But they have an evolutionary drive to mate that is just as strong as a man's.

Like I said, women getting horny in a different way, so this manifests differently.

But a sexually mature woman who is not currently having sex biologically desires to be having sex just as much as a man does. If not, the hornier women will outcompete her.

This is true even if she knows rationally that she does not currently want to procreate. This is why we invented the Pill.

>playing vidya
>kicking ass
>team is about to win
>gf wants attention
>somehow jealous of a fucking game
>she comes over to computer
>sits in my lap facing me
>start making out
>she starts rubbing her crotch on my ever hardening dick
>she gets up and drops her pants
>no panties on
>unzips my dick and sits on it
>feels good
>oh shit stop! what about condom?
>"you wont need one, it's safe for you to cum in me right now"
>I didn't think my dick could get any harder but it did
>start fucking like crazy
>her pussy is squeezing down tight around my cock
>about to cum
>thrusting up into her
>she leans forward wrapping her arms around me
>latched on
>clutching me
>thrust one last time up into her pussy
>cum buckets
>look over her shoulder
>I lost the game

>>741590779
And ofc this is not all cases, but in general when people are horny guys want to grab 'em by the puss and girls just want a horny guy.

>>741590922
That's sux bro

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fucked brothers ex

> been a few years since they dated
> both of us in our early 20's
> girl is short as fuck, skinny, cute as heck. big lips. she was really small
> hanging out with his ex and her friends
> end up staying the night at some girls house
> end up sitting on floor next to brothers ex
> she ends up rubbing against my leg
> move in closer
> make out
> we go our separate ways in the morning
> we text each other and say no one can know about it cuz my bro would kill me
> we meet up again in a playground
> she says "i want to fuck you"
> we go back to her place and fuck
> over next month we fuck everywhere
> fuck her in a field surrounded by woods in some random ass town because i had gone for walks thru there a while back and knew it was empty
> find out my best friend at the time was fucking her too. she stopped fucking him when she started fucking me lol
> cut off all ties with the girl
> brother finds out years later
> he is piss
> he spits in my face
> i call the cops
> they ask me if i want him arrested
> i say no
> mfw fucked brothers ex, shit was so cash

>>741590074
Dude, I'm not even anywhere near ready to even talk to a girl and if I did it would come across as too forced and extremely awkward for both me and them. Even if I for some strange reason where at a place with a lot of girls, why the fuck would they pick me out of all the guys there.
I can't even compete with all the normal guys, and if girls are around don't tell me there's not a constant competition, because there is. Who wants anything to do with the awkward guy when there's enough normal guys to choose from.

My situation is more severe than any of you normalfags could ever imagine. At this point I have pretty much accepted I will stay a virgin forever. I don't even have any friends cause I have no idea how to socially interact with anyone, and I don't enforce it either cause nobody wants to talk to an awkward, uninteresting guy like me.

Started talking to some half French half Jap petitie af girl on yikyak. She was horny and thought I was handsome so she came over to my uni dorms. I had drunk a fair bit of whiskey so we didn't have sex but by the time 6am-7am rolled round we were good.

She came round another time after that again because she was horny, we had sex for a long time and she left roughly 1pm the next day. She said she was 18 but she honestly didn't look like it nor did she behave like it but idgaf

>>741590853
>This is why we invented the Pill
No, that would be to kill the family once and for all by "empowering" women to be sluts and have consequence free sex, helped by feminism and socialism (biased family courts, welfare, alimony, etc.)

>>741591201
Haha, she must have broken up with him, huh?

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>>741590922
>last line

>>741591325
So you're the only conscious thing in existence yet can't figure out how to effectively communicate with things that are exactly the same as you but, but not conscious? Wow, consciousness doesn't sound too fun.

>>741591325
Get off the internet and out of the house and you will eventually stop being a pathetic loser.

>>741591325
Peel the fat. So many people are fat nowadays a normal weight person is practically an independent gold mine. There are women who will make the effort.

Keep in mind some interesting stories. Perhaps take a Dale Carneghi class in speaking, it really pushes your comfort zone but is well worth it. Like anything else, talking with others (or in front of crowds!) gets easier with practice.

>>741591734
It definitely isn't and I want to die.

>>741587335
20 years ago I got together with basically a high school sweet heart who I thought would be good for me. 18 years of marriage and mediocre sex later, she wants out. Then I met a woman who REALLY blows my mind. Sexy af and we like the same things. Life couldn't be better. Just a long road to get here. Sexually, I love all of her. I love it missionary, doggie, her on top, us masturbating each other, her sitting on my face, me feeding her my cock while she cums from a wand, me cumming on her tits and feeding it to her. God damn she's fuckin spectacular.

>>741592037
It's funny that you think I'm fat cause I'm pretty skinny actually. I probably look better than a lot of guys who have no problem getting laid at all. It's the sole lack of social skills and constant fear of judgement that ruins my life.

>>741587335
I had a girl fingering my prostate while sucking my dick.. Was actually fucking amazing

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>be senior in college
>really drunk at a party
>different school
>see girl by herself
>she's 19, skinny, brunette
>seems kinda nerdy, self-conscious
>walk up to her
>'hey I'm anon'
>'hey anon, I'm femanon'
>'hey femanon, wanna get out of here?'
>she says sure
>I say take me to your dorm
>we go to her dorm room
>on the way say roommate is out of town
>start making out second we close the door
>strip all clothes off
>she has a perfect body
>larger breasts than I realized
>perfect milky skin
>fuck for 1-3 hours
>no idea because I lost track of time
>so drunk can't come
>pass out
>wake up
>realize she has a huge nose
>whatever never gonna see her again
>tells me she's never done that before
>coolbeans.jpg
>left my sweater in her room
>oh welll
>became FB friends a year later
>still posts pics of her perfect body in a bikini all the time
>still has a big nose

Pic related, same body.

>>741592085
>muh solipsism
>muh depression
Quit being a whiny faggot.

>>741592021
typical normalfag response. you have never been in a situation like this and you have not the slightest clue what I'm dealing with every single day.

>>741590922
You can fuck right off

>>741591466

That's the symptom, not the cause.

>>741590922
FUCK
I lost the game

>>741592296
Do you have any better (constructive) ideas then (besides an hero)

>>741587335
>My female boss and i been fucking for some time
>Decide to do acid with my best friend and his hot milf ff
>Supposed to do 100mikro each, milfs first time
>Do acid, wait about 30 min
>Bestie and me looking at each other
>holyshitthisisnt100mikro.png


Cont?

>>741592369
Yes I do you faggot. I am the furthest thing from a normalfag, or at least I was. If you want to deal with your problems, there are real solutions out there. However, it seems like you only want to complain.

>>741592508
They knew it would do that. They were developing it for that reason. Maybe that's a bit too much of a "conspiracy theory", but feminism is rooted in marxism, which has always sought to destroy the west by destroying the family and other sacred institutions. Feminists were heavily involved in the birth control pill movement.

>>741592212

Keep thinking that way and it'll remain true. You have to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Chicks love skinny dudes. Just get out there.

Start by being some chick's friend, someone you're definitely not interested in, they have friends and eventually one of them will want to get laid and will decide you're the one that's gonna do it. It's called 'getting lucky' for a reason, but you have to make your own luck.

>go to prom with my ex girlfriend who we'll call Shannon
>decide to go in a group, mainly her close friends, and one of our mutual friends, we'll call him Jack
side note: after i broke up with Shannon, she put all of her problems on Jack. he was the emotional backboard for her, and somewhere along the way, he fell for her. Shannon has told him several times that she's not interested, but he keeps on trying
>anyways
>we go do all the prom things: pictures, dinner, go there and dance, and all that shit
>around 10:30 we leave cause we're tired as shit from dancing
>Shannon's friends all just go home or something, i didn't pay attention
>Shannon, Jack and I all go to Jack's house
>11pm, we're a little bored, decide to watch some Emperor's New Groove on the VCR
>fuckyeah
>Shannon sits next to me
>Jack is at a position on the couch where he can't see us, unless he deliberately turned away from the screen
>the movie progresses, Kuzco drinks his poison, etc
>Shannon is now leaning up on me, and i get that urge
>my hand finds a way to her thigh, and she's all for it
>she's wiggling her body, making movements that urge my hand closer in
>ohshit
>im rubbing
>she's rubbing
rubadub dub, guess who's got a chub
>surprise, it's me
>whoops, finger slips in
>still making conversation during the movie
>Jack turns around a few times, god bless the blanket and dark room
>clothes are about to get torn off back here, but there's still the factor of Jack
>he's still on the same couch as us
>movie finishes, it's 1:30 am
>i lie and say im tired
>Jack goes to his room, Shannon to the guest, and i sleep on the couch
>i wait 30 min or so, plenty of time for Jack to fall asleep
>about to go sneak into the guest room, when my door is opened
>knock knock, it's Shannon
queue vigorous sex
>after i finish, the hormones clear, and im nervous of Jack finding us, or his parents even
>she leaves, i go to sleep
>it's fucking 5 am, she wakes me up cause she wants to bang again

>>741592794
>Yes I do you faggot. I am the furthest thing from a normalfag
I doubt that faggot. You have achieved NOTHING compared to what I need to achieve to ever become normal.

>>741592598
Yes, you asshole

>>741592598
>>741592598
nah, don't bother

>meet 17 year old chick
>start talking
>shes drunk as fuck
>grinds my dick for next few hours in the club
>make out
>take her home
>she just passes the fk out in my bed
>goes home next morning
>gets hit by a car and breaks leg
>fuck this
>wait till she has recovered from injury
>2 months later shes in my bed again
>kissing and start fingering her
>she grabs my dick and starts wanking me off
>i feel that im about to come and we havent even started fucking
>moment is intense as fuck, what do?? What do????
>moves her head towards my dick because she wanted to suck it
>blow my load right in her eyes by accident
>shes mad as fuck
>laugh at her sticky eyeballs
>leaves
>oh well

>>741592889
Being skinny doesn't help me at all. In the end nobody likes an awkward loser with a boring personality. Confidence and social skill is all that matters in this society.

>be me
>sometimes fuck girlfriend
>I'm old now though and really not that into it anymore
>real life Al Bundy

>>741592284

Same fag, different story

>be 22, living in SF
>haven't gotten laid in a while
>friend is coming to town
>friend's gf has a work trip coming up
>week before, friend calls
>friend's gf has a female co-worker
>co-worker just broke up with her bf
>sends a photo of her
>Asian chick, nice body, decent face
>friend's gf asks: would I fuck her?
>yes ma'am
>cool, she's gonna stay in your room
>okie dokie
>friend, gf, and co-worker arrive
>awkward at first
>fuck whole weekend
>more than friend and his gf do
>never see her again

>>741592598
>Decide to not say anything to the ladies so they wont freak out
>The comeup is hard as fuck, can feel my feelings and sense of self slip away
>have done 300mikro before, and this is 5x more intense
>Everything starts morphing together, there is no longer me and you
>Have no more feelings anymore, all i feel is the atmosphere around me
>What the others feel is what i feel
>This lasts for about 4-5 hours, slowly gaining some sense
>Decide to do mdma, because fuck it
>We all do about 150-200mg each, comeup feels great
>At this point we are still tripping balls on acid so what is sensible and not is just thrown out the window
>Feel the love in room from the acid+mdma combo
>Everyone undresses because skin is amazing
>Starts bundling up, entangled in eachother, licking fingering, sucking
>Dont know what the fuck is going on, but feels fucking amazing
>This goes on for like 2-3 hours, bodily fluids everywhere, no fucking limits to what we would do
>Felt like we lived like it was gonna be the last day of our lives
>Just gave into our deepest carnal desires brought out with the acid and made possible with the love from the MDMA

>>741592540
First you must identify the problems. You've said that you struggle with social interaction due to your social anxiety. The way to deal with this is by repeated exposure to people. You need to practice talking to people.

To be honest with you, when you say that you are very far from normal, it means that you will have to change radically in order to be more normal. I don't know what your lifestyle is like, but I assume it isn't healthy. Even simple things like getting up early, eating healthy, and exercizing a few times a week will improve your mood. I would recommend going beyond that, and re-evaluating your entire philosophy and lifestyle. This means getting out of the solipsistic rut, stopping the things that isolate you, and developing a structure that you can use to improve yourself.

>>741593235

But you're not an awkward loser. You're anon, the guy who (fill in the blank).

Never said this before, but just go get some tattoos. Make that your thing. Should definitely get into lifting weights too. That always helps with confidence.

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>>741592938

Cont.
>i mean shit, i aint going to say no
baddabing baddaboom, im getting the poon
>cum on her, she wipes on a towel that i left lying around after my shower
>i guess that works
>after lying there for 10 min or so, she goes back to her room, and i go to sleep for the second time
>morning comes, i wake up around 9
>Jack and Shannon are both sitting on the couch im sleeping on
>panic for a second, get my bearings, and it seems like he's none the wiser
>neato burrito
>as im about to leave his house, im cleaning up where i slept
>i pick up the towel, and ask where his washing machine is
>he says "i'll just take it," and grabs the towel
im sorry friend
>i say "oh okay, thanks"
>leave

Shannon and i fuck regularly, and Jack still doesnt know. A few of our mutual friends know, and he has been dubbed 'cuck boy'

I didn't mean to fuck his shit up that badly, but it's some damn good poon

>>741592794
>They knew it would do that. They were developing it for that reason.
Meh. "They" is a corporation that wanted to make a bunch of money. Just because the outcome was foreseeable doesn't mean it was the motivation. Also, just because it seems foreseeable now, in hindsight, doesn't mean the consequences were that obvious back then. But again, money.

>be 14, sister is 15
>on holiday
>sister is swimming in pool, I'm half asleep beside it
>she climbs out to go pee
>bikini string catches on loose tile by the ladder
>rips off
>she thinks I'm asleep (got sunglasses on), so she just picks it up and sits down on bed opposite me
>as she lifts her leg I get full unobstructed view of her little bush
>surprisingly thick and dark
>labia and clit hood visible through it
>instant boner
>go inside, jack off furiously in bathroom after she's gone
>cum so hard I start crying

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Sorry 4 my english /b/ros but here's my story

>be Czech boi
>21yo, beta, kissless virgin
>go to meeting of several nations in Germany
>after 4 days getting closer with a 19yo spannish grill
>next 2 days hanging together during trips, games and other stuff
>first girl dat really likes me
>self-confidence rising
>fast forward
>last evening
>almost midnight
>alone together outside away from others
>kissing 4 da 1st time
>feelsgood.png
>instantly hard as never before
>after a while move inside
>go to dress room (only room not being used there)
>she makes me lie on ma back
>sits on me
>undressing in progress
>ohshititishappening.avi
>she gets on my dick
>best time of my life yet
>we do it for like 3 minutes
>suddenly doors open
>our frined comes in
>he notices us
>akward silence
>she gets off me
>30s dialog in spannish between him and her
>he leaves saying something i do not understand
>we had to stop there unfortunately never finishing it
>still enjoyed it eventhough cockblocked
>next day we both left to our countries
>haven't seen her since but still in touch via chat

And that's how i got laid for the first time and cock-blocked by a friend of mine.

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PS: am i still virgin? imo not but want to know your opinions

>>741588005
Kill yourself. You probably write papers criticizing water and air

>>741593036
>I'm more insane than you!
You know, it really doesn't seem like you are actually insane. You're just using ideas other people came up with as excuses for not even trying. If you were really solipsist, it would empower you. The world would be a game that ended as soon as you quit and no one's life would matter except yours. You think sex exists because you made this thread. Other people's opinions weigh on your mind.

You are just so afraid of failure that you just say your anxiety holds power over you so to not try. Well guess what? It takes practice which means you're gonna fail. If you're really solipsist, use that to your advantage. Why do you care so much to fail if you are the only life that matters? Use that to use people as practice, dummy.

>>741594189

Your dick was inside her vagina? And there was some fucking action (strokes back and forth)? No.

>>741594621
yea it was
thx anon

>>741594198
I thought about that often but came to the conclusion that this is suitable solution to my problems. Mostly because I'm afraid this will fuck up any chances for a better next life. I obviously wish I died because this life is useless for me, but it would have to happen without any sort of influence from my side.

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Without porn and video games most virgins today wouldn't be virgins. Daily reminder to stop consuming that trash.

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>>741594154
>cum so hard I start crying

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>>741594779

>>741593927
Damn anon you fucked in his apartment?

>>741594999
house anyways, yeah. the door to his room was 10 ft away

>>741593927
answer so i can finish fapping

>>741593927
What kind of lame Prom is this shit. You actually went to the dance?

>>741587335
You're on /b/. We're all virgins

>>741594560
>You're just using ideas other people came up with as excuses for not even trying.
No, I actually felt like that for years and even told that to psychologists (in my own poor wordings) without knowing there was actually a term for that, until I casually stumbled on it and was amazed how accurately it describes the way I often feel.
>If you were really solipsist, it would empower you.
Not really cause being solipsist doesn't imply you have any special abilities other people don't have. You just know the universe and everything that every happened is an illusion created by your own mind. It's a helpless and depressing feeling.
>You are just so afraid of failure that you just say your anxiety holds power over you so to not try.
I'm only afraid of failure cause I have failed too many times already.
>Why do you care so much to fail if you are the only life that matters?
Cause it feels like shit to always fail and getting nothing out of it.

Lost my virginity at 10 to a sexy 17 yo girl and it ended in a threesome. Some people will say bullshit but whatever. And it's a long one.
Part 1/7
>Live in a very small town
>My 10th birthday party (only child)
>Everyone comes, any occasion for grown ups to get drunk and party they take it
>The town doctor has a daughter and she's home from boarding school and comes as well
>Had a crush on her big time from the age of 7 but was so shy and had never really talked to her
>Talking with a group of my friends from school in the front yard
>She comes up to us and asks who's birthday is it?
>I say Me then she says "I have a present for you" she comes over and gives me a huge kiss on the the lips
>I'm stunned and frozen in shock and totally embarrassed that it was in front of everyone
>My friends can't believe it and go wild with excitement like I'm the King
>Which makes me even more embarrassed
>I leave then go and hide under my bed
>Soon everyone one starts looking for me as they want me to blow out the cake
>One of my older friends (like a big brother to me) finds me and drags me out
>He guesses why and is like WTF?? You're the man be proud
>I go out feel like everyone knows (I hate being the center of attention)
>But everything goes back to normal opening presents and having cake playing party games etc..
>Later that night around 11pm I'm playing new vid games that I got in the living room with all my friends
>The adult party in going on out side on the veranda
>I go to the kitchen to get a drink and she sees me from outside and comes in and says "come with me I want to show you something"
>Guess something is up and say "show me here" she says "No Anon come with me, come with me!"
>I can tell I have her on the hook about "something" but am scared by how forceful she is being so I say no (IDIOT!)
>She gets a little pissy at me and walks off in a huff
>I go back to play vid games
cont?

>currently at a girl's apartment as I type this
>both did 2 points of Molly
>waiting for the peak
>then going to do sexy time

Wish me luck, bros
>then

>>741595370
yeah, albeit some of the music was questionable, but they actually played nostalgic jams. good time

>>741595581
continue please, anon

>>741595581
>>741595797
Part 2/7
>10 min later I go back to the kitchen mostly to see if she will come to me again?
>She sees me and basically comes running in
>Come with me! PLEASE
>Feel like I have control of her so I say yes
>Which is your bedroom Anon?
>Go in and she locks the door
>She says some stuff that I don't remember then she starts kissing me lots again
>I feel weird about it but my dick becomes diamonds (as it does)
>Then she says straight up "want to have sex?" I say OK
>She pulls my pants off then starts to suck my dick
>I feel really fucking weird about it mostly because if people found out what she was doing she would get in trouble
>I knew it was wrong and I was a good boy and I didn't want to get anyone in trouble (fag!)
>But it felt fucking awesome!
>She starts to get naked and my eyes have never been more wide open as I watch her undress
>Both naked now and we get on the bed
>She lays on her back and spreads her legs and asks "do you know what to do?
>I say yes (I at least know the pee pee goes in the wee wee)
>Get on top and start to basically dry hump her she then says "hang on"
>I get up a little bit and she starts playing with her pussy and fingering herself
>She then says "now you do it" so I put my finger in and start to go in and out
>I do that for a little bit then she says "OK now do it but put it (your dick) inside"
>I'm still basically dry humping her till she guides me in
>I"M IN!!! My little 10 yo birthday dick in in!
cont

>>741595721
I hope you overdose on molly

>>741595873
Part 3/7
>I start humping her and it felt great, the whole situation was blowing my little mind
>Soon she starts moaning and groaning (I don't really know what that means??) her eyes are closed and I'm not really sure
>I really didn't know women feel pleasure from this (innocent)
>She then puts one hand on my ass and the other on my back and pulls me in really tight on her
>She then starts grinding her hips on mine
>I have no clue what she's doing but I stay in that position as she does it to me (I'm a fuck doll at this moment)
>My dick is still inside and the grinding gets faster and faster
>She then goes quite all of a sudden and then lets out a big groan and then kind of laughs at the end of it at the same time
>I now know that means orgasm and fuck that was a big O and I wasn't expecting it type of laugh
>I didn't know how to feel? but she was smiling and seemed very happy with what happened
>Which made me relaxed about what we just did
>She asks me "do you like what we just did?"
>I nod and smile she then kisses me on the lips for a little bit then asks me "are you OK??"
>I say yes then she says "OK" with a smile
>I didn't really know what she men't?
>I guessed about what we just did but looking back maybe she men't "do you want to keep going?" or if I wanted to cum?
>I hadn't started fapping yet so I didn't know about cumming but my dick felt awesome
>We then get up and put our clothes on and we go back out, no one saw or asks about us (relief)
>Go back to the couch and watch friends playing vid games
>Feel like I'm about to explode as my heart is pounding so fast (feels so good)
>And my mind is racing about everything that I just did
>Maybe 15-20 min goes by then she suddenly appears in the living room
>"Anon" I look up and she's standing there with the older sister (shes 14) of my friend who dragged me from under my bed
>She gives me a sneaky come with me type wave
>I get up straight away (fuck yes!) because I know exactly were this is going
cont

>>741595922
Part 4/7
>Straight to my room and lock the door
>They had obviously talked about what happened and I guess she convinced friends Sis to have a try
>Friends Sis (FS) was very eager and seemed to want to impress her as she was older and wanted to be "cool" like her
>I don't remember exactly how it was said between us "lets have sex all together yes?" or something but it was already implied
>We all take our clothes off and are standing naked together, FS starts giggling
>Think to myself "why is this situation funny?" (again I don't understand women yet)
>Then Docs Daughter (DD) gives FS a funny look like "watch this!"
>She goes straight to my dick gets on her knees blowing me again as I stand there
>FS says "oh my god!" excitedly
>Then she waves her closer then they both take turns blowing me a few times
>FS is shy but excited as DD is directing the show
>We all get on the bed and DD says "OK now you lick her pussy Anon" WTF!!!?
>Think "I didn't do that with you" and what is the reason to do such a thing? (I don't understand the concept) but I do it
>FS opens her legs and I start licking her expecting it to taste bad but I actually like it
>Get really turn on and enjoy it even though I'm not on the receiving end
>FS is giggling and laughing and saying it tickles
>Do that for a little while
>Then DD says "now stick it in her" I'm still having fun licking her and doing this new thing
>I then say to DD "but can I lick your...?"
>She doesn't say anything but spreads her legs at me in reply
>I lick her and this is my most cherished moment from the whole experience
>I feel really special doing it as I know It's not something a girl normally lets a boy do
>I'm basically in love with her now so this is the greatest thing in the world
>I get to be the special boy that does it for her
cont

>>741595974
Part 5/7
>I lick DD for a few minutes till she stops me and says again "now have sex with FS"
>I basically leap onto FS with a huge smile and try to stick it in, she's still a little bit wet but not enough
>Instinctively know what to do (I'm learning already) spit on my fingers and grease up her pussy
>And then boom! I'm in my 2nd girl :)
>Going right to work humping and thrusting like a jack rabbit with much more confidence then before
>Looking over to DD like "Am I doing a good job? Is this impressing you?" I so want you to think I'm good
>FS is really enjoying the experience giggling and smiling
>She says to DD jokingly something like "he's doing it so hard I hope he doesn't get me pregnant" lol
>They both have a big laugh and say some other stuff about sex that I don't really remember as DD is playing with her clit
>Probably fuck FS for about 2 min then FS says to DD "your turn I want to see him"
>I jump on DD feeling like the King of the world and go back to work
>It's more of a fun light experience then the first time
>DD doesn't really seem into it as before as they're both giggling and laughing to each other
>After a couple of minutes again DD says "now do her again"
>I switch back to FS and after about 1 min or so I have my first (dry) orgasm
>I felt the pressure build and build and then I came for the first time
>I didn't know what it was that happened and I panicked I actually thought like "did I break my dick? WTF happened?"
>I got really self conscious about it and covered up
>They both ask "What's wrong are you OK?" "Yes I'm good don't worry" even though I was freaking out
cont

>>741596013
Part 6/7
>I put my clothes back on really quickly just in case they can notice I've broken dick (lol)
>The girls take my cue and put their clothes back on and I get really disappointed as their naked bodies get covered up
>I quickly go to the toilet to check my dick to see if I can see any damage or something?
>I can't see anything so I relax a bit but still don't understand what happened or if I did something permanent
>Go back to my room and the girls are looking at my DVD collection
>"lets watch this one Anon" holding Charlie's Angels (2000) "sure OK"
>I put it in and DD tells me to turn down the lights as we all get into bed together
>Get under the covers and cuddle up with a girl either side of me fully touching me and cuddling
>Feel like the luckiest kid in the fucking world! (I probably was at that moment)
>DD occasionally giving me a tight squeeze and looking in my eyes as the movie goes on
>After about 30 min one of my friends comes in my room (I didn't lock the door when I came back in)
>DD tells him to fuck off and go away because it's private then tells me to lock the door
>I get up then she says "Wait! can you go and get me a drink Anon?" I quickly go out and come back fast so no one sees
>Lock the door give it to her and they both share it, then we all cuddle back up together
>I think we all fell asleep well before the movie finished
cont

>>741596062
Part 7/7
>I woke up the next morning all of us still together
>I had to get up first to take a piss
>I check my dick again and it's fine (thanking God!)
>Lots of people and kids passed out everywhere in the house
>Go back to my room and watch TV with the sound down so not to wake the girls
>Soon they wake up both with big smiles and with a look like "we know what we did together ;)" but we don't talk about it
>After about 5 min of talking I ask if they want to watch cartoons and have breakfast with me?
>They say no :(
>Realize they still think of me as a little kid :(
>They go out and find their parents as most people are awake now
>And everyone eventually starts to leave
>I only ever see DD two more times after that, once a few days later in public we talk but can't really say anything
>Then 7 years later when I was 17 but I totally punk'd out (still a shy faggot)
>Said hello but acted too cool for school with her then I pretty much ran away like a little bitch
>She didn't look as nice as I remembered, she was only 24 but she didn't hold the same mystique, she was still a 7/10 though
>But I saw FS all the time as her mother and mine were best friends
>We never did anything like that again though or even talked about it
>I was more thinking like "please don't remember about what happened" not "hey lets you me fuck again baby!"
>I was such a shy kid I would have died if someone found out
>But it was never awkward between us though as I trusted her and after a couple of years it didn't matter anymore
>I last saw her about 2 years ago and had a "shit I haven't seen you in a long time how are you?" general conversation
>I fapped a million times to this memory growing up and sometimes I still do
End.

Ive had some mfm and ffm threesomes but no real stories there...best story probably when i was in high school and i was nailin my girl from behind and got the worst charlie horse cramp in my life. My leg locked up and i fell off the bed like a sleeping cow. I just grabbed my thigh and keeled over like a bitch. It was hilarious

Do you ever yell or just go aa...aaa..AAAAAHHHHH SHiT when you bust a nut?

>>741596207
I don't make a single sound when I fap. Probably cause I lived in apartments with my family for all my life where I had to be quiet.

>>741590291
lmfao i was envious for a few seconds

>>741595490
Well I don't know what to say then. Here are some thoughts though.

>"You just know the universe and everything that every happened is an illusion created by your own mind."
I find this statement difficult to be negtive about. Why give yourself an illusion? It sounds like a call to adventure. It's there for you to interact with.

If you don't even interact with the thing that's set up for you, isn't that kind of like its own over-arching failure? I think you just need to care less about anxiety and more about learning. You've already accepted it's going to be harder for you, but have you REALLY tried to learn what you need to do? Like classes and studying?

>>741596094
masterpiece

>>741596931
Thanks bro

>>741595883
Me too, bro.

>>741597105
Although it would be difficult to do.

>>741597214
Dammit. Too bad

Looks like I have to keep living

420 blazeit somebody pls kill me

>>741596902
Are there even "classes" for social interaction? I know the most obvious thing would be to just "go out there" like most empathy-lacking normal fags would say, but in my case I would have to start completely from the beginning learning the most basic skills in a protective environment.

>be me, with girl
>me 10, girl 9
>get naked
>my pee pee get hard
>girl grabs pee pee
>tells me to stick finger in her frontbutt
>ok
>finger gets slimy
>girl lays down
>tells me to stick pee pee in frontbutt
>ok
>put pee pee in frontbutt
>girl tells me to move pee pee in & out of frontbutt
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>little while later, pee pee feels funny
>i have to pee
>end up peeing in frontbutt
>girl screams
>I jump up
>girl runs to mom
>tells mom I went pee pee in her frontbutt
>get grounded
>girl gets infection in frontbutt

and that's the first & last time I ever got any frontbutt

>>741597923
HOLY MOLY

No green text because im a noob

Get home from work yesterday
Longday.jpg
Tired.exe
Gf and fuck boy are on couch
Hows life..
Not bad
Zelda is life
Monster hunter 4 days
Im making food
Natchos with craft cheese slices
Not bad... Def not good
Hey dude how about defilement
Carry out the aforementioned deed bitch
We all go to the other side of the igloo
Canada me up bitch
Moses meat is life
Syrup for realz
We all go down stairs chanting igloo igloo igloo!

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>>741597923

We get on the bed
I go have shower
Come back and gf is naked
I have breefs
Breefs for ma beefs
Fuck boy us using a little butterfly vib on her
Lipbite.mov
How you doing hun
Iloveit.txt
She rolls over and sucks off newly suited fuck boy
Hes getting hard
Im just watching
How do you want it cum dump
Dog!
Proceed to position x 2
Humping tryinghes getting soft
Fuck boy cant get hard because nervs about how thickkk i am
Just my presence and the fact its not his gf...
I roll gf over and i push her legs up and against her
Slide in
Dr. Long slongly the second is ma name!
Fucking her servix
Its hurting her a little
Nothing new
This is normal for her so she rides it out

>>741597875
I took a class called "interpersonal communication" in my community college and it helped a lot and I was pretty much at level 0-1. It gave me the fundamentals that I needed to fit in, at least, with normalfags, which is all you need. Other than that if you find a group of people (similar hobby etc) who are chill and just explain that you are a quiet or w.e person that's a good way too. Learn by example at the same time as by practice.

>>741593759
nigga you just high

She bends over and starts sucking fuck boy
Hes getting a chub again
He finally gets hard after a minute
I spin gf over and tell mistro to get to it
Less the 10 thrusts and he cums
No condom as i requested
I flip gf back my way
Hes trying to get pants on as fast as a under weight boxer eats bannas before weigh in's
I start fucking gf
Glide for days
Thinkin to myself... Your cum is my lube for mr superior
Fucking hard
Moan
Moan x 7
I cum with a sturdy grunt and a salute to Valhalla
Gf is fullll
I slide out shes dripping all over moms spaghetti
I kneel like a king i front of my drained gf cock is throbbing
Balls r heavy
Looks like vomit on the bed sheet
Wont show it but knees weak
Sing if you want to
Fuckboy is awkward as fuck but hangin in there
Tell him to go have shower
Comply sodomite
He goes
Comes back soon
I go have shower
He gets dressed
I get back and tell him its time to go
Front door
Well kiss the girl ya noob... You just breed hur
Oh right! Sorry my bad
Peck on the lips
Fuckin kunuck
He leaves
Gf has a smile on that i love
We go back and cuddle for a while
Eventually go walk dog and i ask her if shes wet
She shows me a quick flash of her croch
Its actually making a stain
A fucking stain
Im chubbing up again
Restraint for public... Hard as diamonds in private is the motto
We go back and fuck again
Wet
Wet
Holy fuck its a sea boys
Jizz again for good measure

Its my woob for the breeding rights!

>>741590576
Baby's first philosophy

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hayley's fucked a random guy in a porta potty at govener's ball 2014 and had a threesome with two guys with girlfriends

>13 years old
>fuck my 19 year old 6/10 babysitter too many times to count

1/2
>i'm 27
>ex-gf is 33
>she lives with her sister (49) and her niece (14)
>have split up with her for reasons
>we still see each other over the next year but keep it friendly like
>a week ago we fucked like crazy in her house
>she was alone cause her sister has gone out and her niece would be in a sleepover somewhere
>my dick was like a fucking rock
>she said i was hurting her cause of the speed and depth i was going
>i didn't cared
>we were alone at her house
>i'm finished and going to the bathroom to take off the condom and piss
>as i get in i take out the condom so i don't see inside the bathroom
>gf sister is in taking a shit cause it was fucking stinking all over
>i had taken out the condom as i was walking in and i was standing there looking her with my dick rock hard dripping cum from the condom
>she says ''hi'' shocked
>i was frozen but my dick was not going down
>''hi''
>she was looking my dick and the condom and said give it to her to throw it away
>i give her the condom and she was looking all the cum inside
>''wow that's a lot of cum!''
>she throws it in the trash can
>having weird perverted thoughts and i say to myself go all in you fucking piece of shit
>i ask her ''will you clean my dick too?''
>''hmm ok''
>and she takes the roll of paper and cuts some
>and i said ''with your mouth''
>she froze
>all i was thinking about was why hasn't my dick go soft with all this shit smell in the air
>after some time she said ''come here''
>she took my dick in her hand and started liking it clean
>after a while i grabbed her head and started putting it in deeper and deeper
>choking sounds which i fucking love
>go balls deep in her mouth
>she throws up
>i could not take it anymore all this shit and puke smell
>i throwed up a little in my mouth
>said fuck it and cleaned my dick in the sink and left her there
>gf was at her bed waiting for me
>told her her sister is back
>she said ok, no more fuck
>next morning i wake up at 6 in the morning for no fucking reason

>>741599970
2/2
>gf sister is in the kitchen cause she wakes up early to go to work
>i walk in the kitchen with my boxers and my morning wood
>gf sister is in a thong and a no bra t-shirt with her nipples being visible from fucking space
>''gmorning anon'' ''slept well last night?''
>''gmorning, yea, it was nice''
>''i didn't slept, you left me unfinished''
>wtf???
>she grabbed my dick and started stroking above the boxers
>she came in to kiss me but her breath was smelling puke and cigars so that was a FUCK NO
>pushed her shoulders down so she will get on her knees and took my dick out
>she started sucking instantly
>spiting, deep throating, caressing my balls
>all these were too much for an early morning wake
>lift her up and turned her around and placed her hands on the kitchen table
>moved her thong aside and spit on my hand and started fingering her
>i wanted to fuck but there was no way i was going in there without a condom
>i told her to wait to go get one
>go to gfs room and reach for my wallet
>gf wakes up and sees me rock hard
>''you devil'' and goes back to sleep
>''i can not be living this!''
>get 2 condoms and go back to kitchen
>put one on and start power fucking the sister like there was no tomorrow
>she wanted to scream but i had my hand covering her mouth
>she came 2 times and then i put my dick in her ass
>condom was full of shit and started smelling bad
>fuck my life
>i close my eyes and try to not mind the smell
>going balls deep in her ass
>she is screaming with her mouth closed cause i still have my hand on it
>finally came
>get my dick out
>liquid shit on the floor
>condom is fucking greenishbrown from the shit and smells horrible
>take it out with caustion not to touch shitcovered area
>gave her a tap on the head and told her she is a good fuck ( i don't know why i said it)
>went back to my gf and cuddle her cause she is fucking clean as fuck
>all this week haven't gone back to her place again

>>741599531
pardon me?

>>741600277
Solopsism is shit tier philosophy. If you would really think about it you would realize that others do have concious experiences therefore negating your solopsistic view

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> admitting to be a virgin
> be on /b/

choose one.

>Be 14 at the time
>Spending day with 19 year old cousin and his girlfriend
>They get frisky while I'm playing on the computer
>Spin around in chair, watch as she rides his cock
>She turns her head and stares at me over her shoulder
>Cock is hard as stone, it's already fucking weird so I say fuck it
>Pull off my pants and boxers and start stroking, she takes notice
>She hops off cousin and gets on all 4s on floor
>Cousin starts face fucking her
>Get down on floor with them, position myself right behind her
>Kinda scared since it was my first time
>Timidly rub my head on her dripping wet pussy
>Without warning she pushes against me and I sink all the way in
>So increadibly warm, wet and tight
>Grab her hips and I thrust as hard as I could muster
>I cum insider her almost immediately
>My cousin laughs and gets up and sits on his bed, he tells her to ride me
>Lay down on my back, she straddles me and lowers herself on my cock
>Leaning forward with her breasts in my face
>Slowly she grinds her pussy against me while my cock slips in and out
>Heavy breathing in my ear, whispering to cum inside her
>Explode, causing her to cum as well

Shit got fucking weird as fuck after this, had one of our other cousins join in.

>>741599970
Was her sister hot?

>>741599775
more

>>741600773
But nobody can prove to me that they're conscious. Just as I can't prove to them I'm conscious. But that doesn't change the fact I still feel this way.

Brain activity doesn't mean shit as I don't share the materialistic point of view that consciouesness is a byproduct of brain activity. If there's any consciousness it's definitely not in the brain but somewhere in a different dimension as some form of energy.

>>741601399
Same frame as my gf but older and uglier

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Don't want to get into detail but I have sex with my FWB which is also my ex which I got together with cause she didn't want to fuck unless we got together and our living arrangements force us to fuck in my car but it has enough room for us to have good sex

>>741587335
>put dick in girl's pussy
>move it around
>cum

>>741600030
that's too Fucking funny

>>741601559
If you are interested in this subject I recommend you to read some literature about it, you seem to lack it based in the dimension and energy part of your comment. Consciouesness is in the brain, so to speak. It is an emergent property meaning that it can't be related to the individual components of the brain but is a phenomenon due to the complexity of the brain. The total is greater than the sum of its components. We don't need to invoke vague terms like energy and dimensions.

>>741590922
that last line you fucker

>gaygaygay

>>741596094
MASTERPIECE

> be me always horny 16 year old
> best friend is a girl (LA)
> i know LA's family really well, they are like my second family
> at her house for dinner
> she says ''shall we go camping??''
> uh fukyea.jpg
> 1 week later, go camping with LA and LA's cousins and a few school chums
> a family friend of LA's joins us (SB)
> okish looking, not really anything special
> shes like an open book, tells everyone about her fucking people
> horny.webm
>go on a trip to the beach
> sunburnt.fuck
>get back to tent
>lay down with SB because we are tired
>she asks for me to hug her
>ALLLLLLLRIGHTYYY THEN
>i put my hand on her leg
>i can feel that pussy through her uunderwear
>omg yes
>she puts my hand down her underwear

Cont???

>>741589476
i used to have an old jeep cherokee that had backseats that folded into the floor. fucked my ex hundreds of times in the back of that car, good times

>>741603554
keep going, anon

Continued

>she puts my hand down her underwear
>start fingering her
>she takes my dick out and starts jacking me off
>holy shit
>starts sucking my fuck stick
>stopes once LA and friends come back from showers
>plan to have sex later
>later comes
>hot box her car with the green goodness
>chill.mov
>friends go back inside tent
>we decide to just do it in the car
>climb into back seat
>get my 7''er out
>she goes to sit on top
>ughh stop.wtf
>condom i say??
>she rolls her eyes and puts s condom on me
>fuck her brains out
>she moans ALOTTT
>start cumming
>dick still inside
>carry on as im wearing a condom
>finish
>ugh... condom broke
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>she says fuck
>i say fuuuuuuuuck
>next day go get her a morning after pill
>go home that same day
>instantly regrets fucking her
>she always trys to speak to me on facebook
>ignore.lol
>block her on all social media platforms

>>741601127
More?

>>741590274

You are everything that's wrong with you. I hope you figure out that you are the weird one. You are the one with issues holding you back from a reasonable and fulfilling relationship with another person.

Between the age of 10-13 I use to do gay stuff with a kid 2 years younger than me.

>Our mothers were friends and he would come and stay the weekend once a month while his mother went and did whatever??
>He was a bit of a nerdy bitch but I put up with him because he had heaps of vid games that he use to bring with him.
>I don't know when it started but basically it was with him always whinging about something.
>So it became OK you can have/do whatever but you have to suck my dick first.
>Then after awhile we just started sucking each other all the time.
>Usually with me making him suck me off and then I would suck him a little bit so he wouldn't complain or tell anyone about what we were doing.
>Fast forward to when I was almost 14 and hadn't seen him in about a year.
>By that time I had fully hit puberty, voice changed, balls dropped and could shoot loads.
>Had seen a lot of porn by that stage and decided that when he was to say over next I was going to fuck him in the ass.
>Just as before he was cool and let me do whatever I wanted.
>First time fucking his ass I lasted all of 10 sec before I blew my load.
>But the second time I had more control and it was amazing! I was able to fuck his ass for good while.
>I blew an awesome load, pulled out but then I totally freaked as I had gaped his asshole.
>I freaked as I had never seen anything like that before and thought the gape was permanent.
>I kept asking him for a couple hours after are you OK? And checked his ass to see the damage. lol.
>Thankfully all was cool, so over the next few times he came to stay I fucked his ass A LOT.
>Only lasted a few more months before his family permanently moved for his schooling.
Found his page on facebook a few years ago, he has a pretty hot GF and seems to be doing well and I'm happily married. Haven't done or haven't had any interest in doing anything gay since.

>>741605449
>calling a whore a whore and being against adultery and deception means I have issues
Ok, bud.

>>741591466
Are you actually being serious? This is some serious Poe's Law shit.

>>741605745
Not an argument.

>>741602066
Maybe I'm just more well informed and open minded than you. I have learned over the years that brain activity is only the measurable byproduct of what your actual consciousness is doing, which is a stream of energy coming from a higher dimension. Just as how the brain is a primitive replica of consciousness but in a physical form. For instance it release chemicals in your brain to make you feel feelings that try to mimic the actual feelings you would have being pure consciousness. It also stores information just like consciousness, but only the most important memories are accessable for you, even though your consciousness itself has stored every single experience you ever had. With a bit of effort, it's possible though to 'download' memories from your consciousness back into your brain, for instance if you remember an event but not the specific details.
>We don't need to invoke vague terms like energy and dimensions.
They're vague terms to you cause you haven't come to grips with them yet. In a nutshell there are higher planes of existence where your consciousness exists without a physical body but right now it's tuned to the physical body through which you perceive the world around you. Consciousness without your body, is the most pure state of existance and every memory of every life you have ever lived and will ever live is stored in there and evaluated subsequently. When you die your consciousness goes back to that place, or in other words you become aware that you have been there all along and that every life "down here" is just an exercise.

Consciousness is there to create and it keeps itself busy by creating tasks and challenge itself and to grow and learn about existence itself. Limiting itself by putting itself into lower planes of existance seems to help with that. Too fucking tired to explain more detail right now.

>>741590201
You should have tried blowing the coke up her ass

I've masturbated so much before losing my virgo that, vaginas dont make me cum easy like others. I really have to focus, hard, and only certain positions work.

Its a gift and a curse

>>741597923
Urine is sterile. That's not what gave her the infection.

>>741587335
>be me
>8/10
>fucked a lot of white girls, asian girls, and latinas
>got a gf
>got fat
>don't get laid except by gf

>>741588005
you'll be a miserable loser forever if you don't stop with the whole solipsism thing. It's retarded and pointless and doesn't do you or anyone else any favours, it just makes you look like a stupid cunt.

>>741597018
I came tbh

you should screencap or save this and post it more often

>>741589542
16 year old sophistry is 16 years old

>>741605682

For real. I feel bad for you. Sorry, man. It's you. You're the weird one.

>>741590201
Where in California?

>>741605866

No. It's not an argument. It's a statement. The shit you're saying is so fucking strange that I can't tell if this is a joke or not.