Poorly described video game thread? I'll start with an easy

>>741575332
BioShock

>A bald guy travels through time to stop aliens from wiping out the human race.

>>741576171
assassins creed? I dunno this thread is dead

>>741576171
there are no nazis in bioshock are you retired

>>741575332
metro?

>>741575332
Metro 2033/Last Light

Breaking walls with gunshots

>>741576171
That almost sounds like Timesplitters Future Perfect.

Yet that had no nazis.

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>>741575332
Metro

>>741577144
>>741577159
>>741577416

metro indeed

>>741577159
red faction?

>>741577927
Sorry, nope.

Breaking walls with gunshots to locate objective and peek

>>741578762
rainbow 666

>Why is the staircase to the exit at the back of a fucking incinerator? Was the guy who built this fucking high?

>>741578762
Rainbow 6 Siege

You're a fucking magic caveman.

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>>741579585
far cry primal?

Little cat technician Jesus is tasked with screwing in a lightbulb and eating pancakes.

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>>741577323
Correct, ma nigga.

>>741579585
Zeno Clash 1 n '2

If I answered right: Large island and parachute

Knight with a pink transforming monster

>>741575332

>This ambiguously titled franchise places you into the shoes of a spec ops beaner who has been tasked with launching an insurrection in various dictator driven governments.

A furry gets spooky phonecalls

You cheat on your voice with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

>>741579873
Awesome!

I loved Timesplitters and had all three games on PS2.

>>741580115
Fuck, I forgot a few words.
You cheat on your wife with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

>Otaku trained by a luchador fights his way up to the top of a mass murder food chain.

>>741575332
MI6 agent btfo USSR

>>741579873
Same, it's how I got through my Goldeneye withdrawals.

>>741580310
Catherine?

>>741580063
Just Cause of course.

>>741580396
No More Heroes. Keep em coming.

1964 and WW1 did not end, frontline divinding Germany between East and West.

>>741580492
Nah, I should probably add something to it.

You also go camping.

>>741580063
Just cause.

>>741575332
You and your eight friends do a lot of math to get out of a fucking boat, ending up with you saving a young girl from being burned alive by using the powers of literal sudoku.

>You eat shrooms and get bigger

>>741579882
Crysis?

Ok I got on for you guys
Guess the game

Gun

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>>741580641
firewatch?

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>>741580807

>>741579882
Just cause 2

collect videotapes and listen to censored music

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>>741580807
This?

A rich asshole, hood rat nigger and an insane white trash hick steal and work for the government.

>>741575332
Using your heavy breathing abilities, you sneak into people's houses, trash cans, and other stealthy locations so you can present them with delicious food.

You fucking shoot yourself to summon some kind of shit or something

>>741581013
Tetris.

>>741580819
Bingo

>>741580699
>99
kill me now that's funny

>>741581064
Correct

>>741581062
PURSEOWNER

>>741580907
Ho shit that's actually what a game is called

You literally just yell, steal, and attack people,

>>741575332
This is easy. Metro 2033/last light.

>>741581184
Yeah, it's the better, less hipster version of Red Dead Regurgitation.

>>741581202
Sounds like every time I accidentally click on a napkin in public while playing Morrowind.

Space pirate and robo Jap stuck on planet full of mutants.

>>741575332
Metro last light?

you're black and first thing you do is steal someone else property

>SUPER

>>741581017
sneak king

>>741577034
>are you retired?
Are you old enough to work? Faggot


>suck people to death
>use their genetic code to kill others

>>741581526
Mafia 3?

>>741581526
gta 5

>>741580113
fnaf

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Lets see if anyone can get this one

You go on a quest to rape every woman in japan but end up uniting the country and vanquishing an ancient evil

>>741581646
well San Andreas

escape meat factory so you don't become a pop-stickle

>Your a space nigger
>Got to save all the rest of the space niggers

>you sit in a chair and listen to "friendship drive, charging" x 17,000

>>741581606
Prototype?

Useless man wants to meet up with his ex wife at their old fuck spot

a bald cunt that gets payed to get rid of various niggers and faggots.

>>741579307
Resident evil 3?

Ultraviolent Italian Doom 2 mod.

>>741575332
Metro 2033 series

>>741581885
Way too new.

Also
>faggy usless stars

oooh look a plane, might as well shoot my fucking hook at it so i can steal it.

>>741581747
>>741581714
booth of these are abes Odyssey

>>741581606
Luigi's mansion

>>741581965
Hitman™

>>741582232
don't know about the first one but the second yes

>>741581661
Shadow of collosus

>>741581942
Super mario

flying rings

>>741582312
well done, easy

>>741582409
Nope

>>741582341
Did you only read 'vanquishing an ancient evil'?
Idiot, get the fuck out

Some retarded guy no one likes fucks women and searches for his fake daughter

>>741580705
the legend of zelda: breath of the wild

You hide in a box

>>741582232

Winrar

>>741582564
Nah he's trying to rape the dead chick (only chick in whole goddamn game)

>>741582688
Metal gear solid (name any of the games)

>>741582688
metal gear salad

>>741582688
Metal Gear Solid.

Sexy ass bitch with amnesia

you step on arrows

>>741582800
life is strange?

>>741582848
Sonic the hedgehog

Mirrors Edge with guns,
every one hates it.

>>741579678
Yes.

>>741582901
nope

No description, Just:
឴ ឴឴ ឴▲
▲ ▲

>>741582972
newfag simulator?

>>741582972
Every Legend Of Zelda game ever.

>>741580623
Wolfenstein?

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"it is better than nothing"

>>741583035
zelda 1 don't got all 3 pieces

>>741580769
>>741580961

Nope

Large island and parachute and cars and jeeps and buggies and weapons and morons

>>741583068
No.

>>741583153
Ah..

>>741582923
GunZ: The Duel??

>>741582884
Nope

>>741583142
Faggot no. Nein

>>741583169
Just cause 2

>>741583169
playerunknown's battlegrounds

>>741583258
Brink.. Anon its Brink.

you steal stuff: 2

>>741575332
Metro!

>>741583027
We have a WinRAR

>>741583258
>>741583416

To be fair it could have been gunz as well

>>741583282
this guy, he gets it

You bring them the girl and wipe away the debt.

>>741583638
bioshock infinite

>>741583684
That's right!

this game has anti-russian propaganda, but it is not FPS nor RTS

Return home
Have to find your family
Oxygen

>>741581661
Sengoku rance ez

>>741581596
>HOT

4 kids kick the shit out of animals and travel back in time to beat up one kids obese neighbor

WW2 flightsim named after Russian airplane.

>>741583905
mother 2

>>741583905
Mothership?

Huge war
First one to die
Return from dead
Kill the summoner to rest in peace

>>741575332
Metro.

Bald psychopath kills random people

>>741583416
>>741583568
After it got crowed with hackerz and K-style fegs, it could be GunZ as well.

But Brink has just vault and slide, almost no parkour compared with GunZ and Mirror's Edge

>>741583376
Roight!

>Shane Diesel goes to Europe on a Peterbilt

>>741583976
IL 2 STURMOVEEK

Easy one:

Time control
Meow

boss tells your brothers to kill you because he jelly
come back from death and kill them all

>>741584233
Fuck yes!

>>741580699
999 Literally just finished the game a few days ago.

>>741583898
>SUPER

>Your time traveling daughter fucks your best friend and then you marry their daughter

>>741579307
This is also 999.

Be knight who uses wind up toys as weapons

>>741584374
Bioshock infinite . . . We already did this one

You play as a yellow alien killing FBI and Russians.

Shoot up the inhabitants of an entire island and nuke the only thing preventing it from destroying itself (making sure to bag pussy and sniff panties on the way)

Virtual afghanistan

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>>741583886
correctamundo

>>741584477
alien hominid?

>>741584452
not bioshock

>>741584547
Insurgency.

>>741584487
Super Mario: Yoshi island

>>741584591
Yep.

>>741584704
Nope

>>741584368
>HOT

>>741584374
fire emblem

>>741584637
Nope

>>741584789
yup

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Emerge from your rock and kill the one person trying to unite earth because you know better and he looks gross.

>>741584799
Oh.

>>741584860
The Legend of Zelda

>>741584778
>SUPER

Realistic WW1 simulator.

>>741583424
>its bangladesh my friends
>its pang wang dang my dudes
>its p
>pp
>pppp
>pp
>p
>.......
>pppppPAYDAY FELLAS
>medic bag sounds

>>741584487
Cave Story ez

>>741584547
Minesweeper

>>741584961
>HOT

>>741575332
Is it metro?

>Game literally spoils you on the big twist of where the whole thing is taking place in the first hour of gameplay

Side note: I'm actually kinda pissed it did this, I'm still in the middle of the game.

>>741584970
Verdun

>>741585035
Nice one

>>741585091
>SUPER

>>741580031
Uhhh Kirby?

>>741585041
WinRAR

>>741584970
Verdun?

steal shit from dead bird

>>741585121
Yes, that game can be fucking rage inducing.

>>741585041
I kek'd

>>741585175
That's it correct.

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You and your friend form a moving company, but the rivaling firm does not like it so they send waves and waves and waves of policemen to be mowed down but the news do not care

>>741585145
HOT

A robot shooting/hijacking evil robots to save the robot planet

>>741579307
Portal...

>>741585322
>SUPER

>>741585328
Megaman

>>741582046
Is that supposed to be poorly described or a reply to some other post? Grezzo 2?

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This one is pretty hard.

You play as a girl who morph into a fighter jet and your mission is to blow up a manmade planet because evil aliens.

Literally summon the devil so you can steal the hearts of bad people

>>741585431
No sir but good guess

>>741585471
pruseowner again?

>Time control
>Meow

>>741585438
A poorly described Grezzo 2.

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>Nigga got his family murdered by the protagonist of the first game
>But turns out that his daughter was still alive
>Nigga is Hella Mad

>voice command chat is spammed on full servers
>this game was abandoned by the game developer

>>741585451
Is it a nes game?

>>741575332
Metro 2033 (or last light)

>>741585540
Winner. But the first post about it was 3. This was 5, specifically.

>>741585428
>HOT

>>741585602
yes indeed

you move a thing on a map

>>741585451
metroid

Weeb Knights of the round table kinda.

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>WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIET

Sexy robot slaughters shit and questions her existence

>>741585642
I know what game that is just cant think of the name

>>741585633
>SUPER

>>741585328
A hint is the main charecter got these metal arms

>>741585471
darkness 2?

Woman wakes up in an abandoned hospital and her phone glitches when ghosts are nearby.

>>741582046
Brutal doom

>>741585720
Nier Automata?

>>741585683
when the fuck did samus become a god damned jet?

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>>741585720
Nier automatoes

also A2>2B

>>741585700
Hacknet? (If it's Watch Dogs I'm going to bite my brains out)

>>741585730
>HOT

>>741585832
>SUPER

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>>741580113
Conker's Bad Fur Day

>>741585785
Nope, someone else beat you to it.

>>741585824
watch dogs 2 where you play as the KANGZ OF HACKERS

>>741585824
Hacknet was a quality game.

>>741585848
>HOT

>>741580113
Hotline miami?

>>741580113
hotlen maimi

>>741585971
>SUPER

>>741585958
It was. Friend got me DLC recently, but I have yet to play it.

>>741586035
>HOT

Game from the Deep Web with child abuse images.

>>741586083
>SUPER

>>741586087
man tgats ez
sad sayan dragon balls

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>>741582046
GREZZO DUE
>>741585785
U imbecile e merda

>>741579307
Fallout 4? Saugus Ironworks or whatever the fuck the fire place was called?

jar of piss

>>741586168
Yes?...No?

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>>741586087
Sad Satan

>>741585451
The Gaurdian legend.

A game that does not get the credit it deserves.

Heres mine:

>Show up to work
>Wind up being late
>Shit goes down

>>741586250
Team Fortress 2.

>>741586314
yes

>>741586277
Yes...That nightmare of a game.

>>741586122
>HOT

>>741586371
It was obvious.

>>741586377
>SUPER

>>741586257
of cors it YES..... also mr mutahar(my dad)have called fbi after dis

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>>741586305
Exactly!

also the answer to yours, Not full life?

>>741586447
>HOT

>>741586450
Oh yeah, him.

>>741586492
>SUPER

Space nazis with British accents.

You fight zombies but they actually have a shitty name.

>>741582184
Kirby of course.

>You do chores and kill terrorists

DLC

>>741585096
No one got this?

>>741586741
Anything by EA

>>741586462
If you mean 50% of a life, then yes.

>My friend is sad
>Turns out he's not really sad
>I was bad guy all along?

Also, this isn't meant to be in the perspective of the character you control.

>>741585328
Metal Arms?

Half robot killing machine with government conspiracies and a virus for population control

>gather herbs
>shoot arrows
>kill mechs

>>741586542
>HOT

>>741587037
>SUPER

>>741586682
that gamr where you use the keyboard against zombies?

Mediocre Victorian London third person shooter.

>>741587084
HOT

>>741586880
FFTA

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Man discovers that memes is indeed the DNA of the soul

>>741587132
>SUPER

>>741587286
>HOT

>>741585096
Nier

>>741587339
>SUPER

>>741587448
>HOT

>>741587263
Nope.

That one game with the dystopian future where society has collapsed and people are trying to survive

>>741587492
>SUPER

>>741587026
Horizon?

>>741587597
The Last Of Us?

>>741587109
The Order 1886

>>741587601
>HOT

>>741586571
Killzone?

>>741587665
Yes, shame it didn't do so well to be honest.

>>741587109
The Order 1886?

>>741587701
>SUPER

>>741587654
nope

>>741587606
Yes sir

>>741587722
Indeed that is correct.

>Long live Visari!

>>741587802
>HOT
>OOO
>TOH

Main competition for Call of Duty turns in to Call of Duty in space

>>741587819
Ah.

You build primitive electrical lamps so you can read skillbooks so you can craft weapons and cook meals and fuck zombies up.

"Die in awe!"

>>741587896
>Are you with them?

>>741587789
Yes. Shame it was mediocre.

I like to have seen a sequel to it.

Set in WW1: The Order 1916.

>>741581452
Bulletstorm

Disadvantaged man becomes a multi-millionaire real property magnate and business owner thanks to violence.

>>741587932
you know, its the one where shit is all fucked up and people are fighting

some people liked playing it but others thought it was shit

>>741578762
>Breaking walls with gunshots to locate objective and peek
Red Faction

>>741588020
>How hot are you?

>>741588102
Fallout 3 or 4. Most people like the rest.

>>741588068
America 2017:The game

>>741588043
Yep, I'm playing Full Clip Edition on PS4.

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>>741586372
>>741586087
Ikr? But it's slow game play
>>741586079
Hell yeah I knew it!
.
.
.
.
Ok here goes.
>New York is dead
>protagonist of first game fuckd up
>kills your wife
>you and your marines get there
>ambush
>give you nigger powers with glowing red anger
>you kill old friends and ugly mother fuckers
>kidnaps your daughter
>face to face in the rooftop of one of NewYorks big ass buildings
>you win

>>741588229
He also listens to lots of crazy people and shitty DJs in his car radio.

fucking sand everywhere.

>>741588191
>SUPER

>>741588102
Oh yeah.

I've not played it though.

>>741588335
HOT

>>741588253
Yeah.

Slow and torturing.

>>741586682
KILLING FLOOR!
>>741586741
CALL OF DUTTY

>>741588402
>SUPER

>>741580978
Tony Hawks Pro Skater

>>741588407
>You survived a plane crash and your son is missing

>>741588460
>HOOOOT

>>741588488

the forest.

>>741588488
didn't ment to tag anyone

>drill fix simulator