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g'morning anon hope u slept well. tell me why you will not

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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g'morning anon
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>741553527
Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for.
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because i dont want my family to be sad , i wish every one would just forget about me so i can die in peace
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>>741553527
sauce? not tumblr..
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GF and College and also Money
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>>741553644
Same anon.
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>>741553527
It's my mom's birthday. That would just be fucked up
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>>741553527
>>741553527
sauce? not tumblr..
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>>741553527
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I just saw Sam Hyde getting a blowjob at a mointain peak.
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>>741553527
Meds finally starting to work a little. Got the booze down from daily to about twice a month or so.

Been beyond depressed and miserable.

Finnally just grabbed the gun and went into the woods. Descided to stop living my life in pain and hating myself. Not sure how to fix it since i have tried everything and still would rather neck myself than get up and head to work or even get out of bed.

But i went out there and descided if i dont come back then weigh the consequences and if it is worth punishing my family with what i did, or i was gonna come out and enjoy life no matter how selfish or shitty it felt. Rather i deserve to have a happy life i will either live and enjoy it. Or try again next year.

Probably going to make it an annual thing. Take a short trip by myself, reflect on the year, take a gun and either throw a hose in my cab from the exhaust and blow my brains out or come out and enjoy life until next year.

I really fucking hate myself and my life but you know what, fuckit. A few people for some reason like me even if i dont deserve it, and maybe i can do something one day to make it worth my depressed ass being here.
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>>741553527
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.
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>>741553622
nice dubs.
that's a great life bonus
>>741553644
nice dubs.
i'll bet people love you and want you to stick around.
try to reflect on that .
>>741553652
no sauce.
>>741553739
all great things.
how's college going ?
>>741553748
nah it's not.
>>741553767
agreed.
hope ur mom has a good bday.
what u get her ?
>>741553836
that's great.
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because despite my crippling depression and shitty situation there are people that love me and because i am not a loser and you only lose when you quit
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>>741553527
The daily login bonus
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GF and College and also Money

>>741554262
College is going good, in my last semester but only down side aide is i pulling a 19 credit semester to be done with this shit and start making upper 5 digit salary
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>>741553527

Because I now have to live long enough to beat the glorious motherfucker getting head on the top of a mountain.
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FYI: Putting "kill yourself" in full caps makes you look like an edgy 12 year old.

Example:
"My favorite historical figure is HITLER xDDDD"
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>>741553527
I drink every night
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>>741553527
Because life is good. I have a fantastic wife, two wonderful kids and a job that I enjoy. Why would I want to throw that away?
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>>741554168
i hope you find peace and happiness soon anon.
>>741554210
morning catholic bro.
>>741554364
good philosophy.
>>741554439
huh?
>>741554489
cool. what u majoring in?
>>741554501
yea that does look like it's awesome.
>>741554539
i know. that's the look i was going for.
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>>741554681
Good morning. I'll be busy today so if that one guy comes along and says "7 kids?!?!?!?!?!" just tell him why. Still don't understand why those people exist.
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>>741553527
Good question, last days have been terrible. Girlfriend is moody and seems to hate me all of a sudden, coworkers giving me a hard time, familymember died... but nah, i stopped Thinking about Killing myself long time ago. But it feels like i need to leave a lot behind and travel the World. Reality is growing over my head
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>>741553527
NIGGA WE MADE IT
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>>741554652
makes sense, would be dumb to do that.
how long u been married ?
>>741554798
lol. will do.
>>741555077
nice dubs. where you wanna travel to?
>>741555237
we sure did, my nigga.
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i want to see humans walk on mars.
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>>741553527
GOOD MORNING?
ITS FUCKING 16:53 YOU NIGNOG
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Honestly, anon. I appreciate you (assuming you're only one person) for making these threads. I know it helps a lot of people to be able to vent in threads like these, plus you are always nice and helpful. (The gifs are just the icing on the cake.)
I really need to thank you for all of the time you invest in these threads.
Keep it up!
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I don't see the benefits
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>>741555930
Nah you just want a place to tell people to kill themselves
Jk
Jk
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Hope
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>>741555902
i know silly me.
>>741555930
thanks man.
u doing ok ?
>>741555960
the benefits of what?
if you mean killing yourself,
yeah there are no benefits.
>>741556014
:-)
>>741556027
keep it alive.
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>>741553527
Can't be assed
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>>741555237
God damn, I'm shitting gold these days.
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One day op will die and we won't have to see this thread every morning when the sad sack of shit wakes up

He will respond

>haha, you're right my friend. Hope you have a good day!

But really he is the most bitter sad loser every. Hopefully he dies today
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>>741556075
No problem
I'm doing alright I guess. I really need to talk to some of my friends though. I feel like I have been neglecting them for the past week. How have you been doing?
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>>741553527
Supposed to find out MRI scan results for back injury tomorrow, after four fucking months.
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>>741556319
will take over for him
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whoever posts the OP all these years must think he is one epic ruseman, by posting the same thread every day for years pretending like he cares about everyone but repeating the KILL YOURSELF message in full caps as if to try and subliminally influence us to do just that

i cant imagine

who could possibly be so cringy and pathetic
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>>741556286
and diamonds.
>>741556319
haha, you're right my friend. Hope you have a good day!
by the way how are you?>>741556321
all is chill. need to go walk the dog and start my day. but besides from that, no worries.
why u neglecting your friends?
>>741556323
i hope it goes well anon.
>>741556412
awww. :-)
>>741556429
me. I'm so cringy and pathetic.
a real loser.
I hope you are having a good tho.
how r u?
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>>741554681
NETWORKING
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>>741556323
Damn I'm in a similair situation here. I'm considering an MRI for my back injury. Why did you waited four months?
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>>741556776
cool.
big demand for that.
got any jobs lined up?
>>741556786
howd u hurt ur back ?
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To live isn't to suffer. If you ain't suffering you ain't doing it right.
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>>741553527
Speaking with my recruiter today, no kill today.
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>>741556588
I don't really know why I didnt talk to them
just wanted to chill for some time and I generally didnt do anything in the last couple of days.
I didn't tell them this because I thought it would be weird. Now I have some kind of weird explaining to do, because tbh I really just ignored them. I'm not mad or anything I just needed some time for myself
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>>741556829
I was lifting furniture, something got stuck between my vertebrae. I feel pain everytime while sitting. I went to ct scan and completely nothing. Neurologists think I'm insane. All my social life slowly died just because I can't stay seated. No more friends, no more work.
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>>741556963
i guess its time to start doing it wrong
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>>741553527
Still not 100% sure about kms but if im desperate enough for change ill do it since life cant continue like this
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i met this cute, upbeat, open and friendly girl
already taken
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>>741556963
stoic ?
>>741557108
military? what branch ?>>741557162
it's good to be solo sometimes.
just don't lose contact with them.
check up with them in a few days when you're done with your monk mode.
>>741557251
damn. hope it heals fast.
>>741557590
not happy, make a change. smart.
>>741557775
there will be others anon.
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>>741553527
It's funny how these threads always start with a porn image.
I won't kill myself today because i want to see where this ride is going and there's a liqour store half a mile away.
also sex is way overrated, i have a gf, and i prefer being alone.
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>>741558297
thanks for sharing with us.
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>>741558281
but i wanna fuck this 1 now!
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>>741558431
sometimes that's not possible.
so if she gives it up, great.
if not, fuck that bitch, and move on.
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thread dead?
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>>741559095
looks like it KILLED ITSELF today
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>>741559146
top kek.
good one anon.
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>>741558281
Smart? Yes easy? No but if I continue life without change I will kms at the end of the week
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>>741559316
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>>741559339
then you gotta do, what you gotta do.
i have no doubt you'll be successful.
how will you start ?
>>741559466
dubs of funny-ness.
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>>741554262
Hey bro! We're getting laid bro. Lets prove to everyone that we can get laid bro. I see you getting laid bro. I love you bro.
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>>741553527
Im waiting on a guy to get me a hand grenade.
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>>741555902
STOP LIVING IN A 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE AND COME TO AMERICA BEFORE WE GET THE REST OF THE WALLS UP DUMBASS
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>>741559822
dubs of bro-osity.
bro!
>>741559858
then what? maybe use it for something cool rather than self-annihilation
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>>741555930
Yeah fuckit. Me too OP. Still suicidal af but little sgit like this helps
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>>741553622
Nothing to hope for. Nothing to try for.
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>>741559927
No, I tought about it long and hard. Im gonna do it, and hand grenade is the most efficient and painless way I can think of. Im too scared of pain to do it any other way.
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>>741553527
got some weed. got a roof over my head. off to start my masters degree in european philosophy come september. got goals that need completing first! - open a screen printing shop for patches/t shirts/ run a tape label specialising in new age. want to find a job researching bioethical issues
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Spite, mostly

Spite and family
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>>741559466
I keep thinking im done with dogs after my 2 die because the shead and are such a hassle

Then i see this shit and always feel like a bad doggy dad for not taking better care of my bros.

Im a better doggy dad than most but i think i need to do better.

Thanks for the gif. Ima finish their bunkbeds this week. May even show proof.
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>>741553527
Because i love my job and i have an awesone dog.
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>>741560112
>hand grenade is the most efficient and painless way I can think of
are you retarded
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>>741560133
have a friend with a dog and play with it instead - 0 responsibility, all the fun
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>>741556319
best current on /b/ at the moment. edgy but kind like old /b/
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>>741560227
I dont think so. Why?
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I have kind of reached the feeling that I will have to be coping with being alone for the rest of my life.
I dont want to live with this feeling though. fuck
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>>741553527
i am lazy
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>>741553527
Tell me why i should not kill you.
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>>741553527
made this poem, rate, evaluate, tell me to kill myself idgaf.
If trees could speak.
If trees could speak what would they tell of
Would they speak of the genocide of humans
Would they express the futility of man
Would they share the dying words of a mother to her child
Would they communicate how we systematically enslave, damage and kill ourselves for meaningless things
No.
If they could tell, speak, communicate, or express any feeling the best thing is to do nothing, humans would have eradicated them long ago, humans don't like the confrontation of truth, they would say trees tell lies, that they try to corrupt the young.
If trees told the truth, the truth of how ugly humans are there would be no trees.
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>>741561027
isnt a poem supposed to rhyme?
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Because I'm not fucking retarded!
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Just transfered to a new University and I got a new job this morning that doesn't affect my studies in a negative way. Things are finally looking bright and I think I will hang in there for a little longer
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>>741559966
plus you got dub-a-dubs. that's really special and worth living for.
>>741560062
nothing to die for either.
>>741560112
sounds like a hand grennad will just leave you fucked up and in pain and possibly not dead.
>>741560141
that's great. what do you do?
>>741560260
cool. what kind of dog?
>>741561013
cause i would like to live.
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>>741561556
im telling u to have a friend with a dog
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>>741553527
I was watching porn thiis morning,
In the video I watched, a single guy was banging three best friends.
At one point he stacked them all on top of eachother and called it "the leaning tower of pussy"

10/10 it gave me faith in humanity
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Saw this today.
Made me want to live another day
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>>741561602
i have a dog.
also have a few friends.
u have a dog too?
>>741561624
nice.
was it one of the BFFs series movies ?
>>741561877
wow.
nice dubs.
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>>741553527
Because I have a job interview in 30 minutes, and I have to deliver newspapers later tonight/early morning. Old people get cranky without their news.
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>>741562044
no, i have no degs. They r expensive and i dont have the room to keep any. If i could have a dog, that hunts in the wild for itself, id have a dog
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>>741553527
I love cheese
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>>741561556
Yugoslavian M-75 grenade has 40 grams of plastic explosive and 3000 steel balls inside, and has a kill radius of 20 meters, acording to infantry soldier manual. I threw those grenades many times when I was in army training, also I saw what it can do to a man. There is no way that anybody can survive pulling the pin and puting the grenade on the back of the head, it is impossible.
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Anon, told you about a month ago I was starting a math class for the third time that I needed to graduate with.
Just finished my final yesterday and passed with an 85. Thanks for the advice
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>>741562176
g'luck with you interview.
hope you get it, if you like the job.
>>741562179
plus dogs are alot of responsiblities.
i love mine, but sometimes i'm annoyed.
>>741562218
cheese pizza?
>>741562311
what if your head resists the blast tho?
>>741562702
congrats bro. and congrats on graduating soon.
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>>741553527
Cause even though I'm still hurting over my ex I know it'll get better one day
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>>741562804
well, my head is not made of steel, so...
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>>741563037
well if you're determined on this course of action, i can't say anything else. hope u change your mind. g'luck anon.
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>>741553622

wife & kids at home.

actually that is the reason I should kill myself.....
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>>741563484
kek ?
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>>741563562

meh I'm old. life was so much better before the responsibilities....... 90% of the time is hell now.
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>beautiful smart loving gf
>gonna quit my shitty job soon
>gonna own my house
>friends waiting for me to return
>loving parents support and help me
>best chef on the block
I'm doing OK
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>>741563735
if you could go back in time before you proposed would you do it again ?
>>741563996
that's great man.
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>>741560133
Please show when done.
My dog is sick and it would make me happy.
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>>741564065
yes it's good to take good care of your doggies.
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>>741564032

I would. But I got laid for the 1st time in almost a month last night so I'm in a better mood than usual today....
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>>741564209
i understand.
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>>741558297
same here, same her....
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Because memes
If you die you can't post memes
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>>741565127
thread dead ?
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>>741565464
true. memes need life to be enjoyed.
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>>741555274
First time i ever got me dubs...

I wanna travel around the World, by foot, lets say for the next five years
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things have been seeming a little bit better despite all the irreversible damage to the old way of life. there appears to be some signals of possibility of reconstruction, so thats the hope I'm holding onto. Hopefully the shame and guilt of the old days doesn't haunt me forever in an unbearable way, thats the only thing that would finish me at this point. I've been to the bottom and now anything above that feels like a blessing and that is what I am holding onto. Sometimes it takes truly losing and destroying everything to start growing in bigger and better directions.
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>>741565589
cool. where shall you start ?
>>741565825
indeed.
g'luck rebuilding.
change is good
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>>741563484
chester plz
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>>741565923
thread alive ?
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>>741566391
Dont think so
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I've gotta practice man, I'll never be the best if I kill myself at 23
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got a new pc so i'll be playing some witcher 3, nier automata, dark souls 3
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>>741566832
Good job, anon. I have a bit old PC but since it runs Cold Steel, which is a GOTY for me, I don't need a new one yet.
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>>741566682
i agree.
>>741566741
agreed. what you practicing ?
>>741566832
cool. which shall you start with ?
>>741567085
#pcmasterrace
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>>741566832
got a rig?
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If i killed myself who's gonna make soap
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Ten years ago I was in prison. Five years ago I was homeless. Today I have a place to live, a car to drive, a career to earn money and a woman to sleep next to every night. It's been worse and it's only getting better, just takes time.
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>>741567177
I started with dark souls 3 because i'm a really big fan of the souls games and was pretty sad that my pc can't run the 3rd one.Probably gonna do witcher 3 next cuz i've heard a lot of good stuff about it
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>>741567399
like soap you wash ur body with?
>>741567426
congrats on your come-up bro.
if i may ask, why were you locked up?
>>741567670
never played a souls game.
heard they are crazy hard tho.
that doesn't sound fun to me.
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>>741568004
they are hard at first when you have no clue what's going on but the more you play the more you learn the game mechanics so your skill increase and you get really good at the game. i highly recommend the first one
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>>741568255
maybe i'll take you up on that. thanks for the advice.
u dig bloodborne too?
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>>741554681
sauce please
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>>741568494
i never have sauce. for nothing.
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>>741554168
Killing yourself is by far the most pathetic thing.
I'd rather get beheaded by ahmeds or blown to pieces by abduls knowing i lived my life with all the good times and bad times all the satisfaction and righteoussness and all the bitterness and sin.
Regrets will always be there so don't put your focus on them.
God bless.
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>>741569144
nice dubs.
good post.
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>>741569333
Nice trips.
To hell with the gifs though.
I hate seeing such things since my 30 day nofap session .
Now i have to workout again , 3 days in a row
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>>741569785
they were nice trips of trips. cool.
yeah fuck these gifs.
anyhow good luck staying nofap.
has it given you any super powers yet?
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>>741568451
I haven't played bloodborne because i have don't have a console. there is no pc version
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>>741569920
I was fat and depressed my whole life.
I started nofapping for 1-2 weeks at first.
This was my first month and i like to keep it going.
With nofap and intermittent fasting i got abs and pretty ripped without much effort if at all.
Mainly push ups and bars excercises 1-2 times a week.
Effortless results that i cried over one night.
Keep in mind im almost daily smocking half a pack and doing drugs+ drinking on the side.
But these are the things i'll take on next.
Also its very important to cut off all sources of refined sugars , soda etc etc.
And if you fast monhtly for about 30 hours on top of intermittend it can really strenghten your immune system and improve your clarity of mind and also adjust your food/women/friends preferences.
Beware women anon , they're literally sucking your energy away directly or indirectly.
All in all just do the right thing in life and no matter if you get afflicted over it God will repay you manifold.
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>>741553527
Fuckbuddy ex coming over in an hour or so
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>>741570363
emulation
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>>741570613
im not really familiar with that
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>>741570985
google
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>>741570363
oh. didn't know that.
>>741570531
great transformation anon.
>>741570551
enjoy the sex.
>>741570613
good option.
>>741571298
yup google.
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>>741570985
There's no solid working emulation for the ps3 right now. Don't listen to that faggot he is talking out of his ass.
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>>741571476
Yea i thought so. Bloodborne is only on the ps4 platform as well
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>>741553527
Got too much good shit going on
>awesome house in awesome place
>big tittied, sexually adventurous, High earning wife
>world's best dog
>garage full of toys
>tall, attractive, intelligent (despite my continuing presence here)
>don't have to work full time
>Mother, father and only sibling all riddled with cancer. About to inherit enough to never need to work again. Ever.
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>>741571476
>ps3
>no working
welcome to 2017
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>>741572028
those are all great things anon.
you're a fortunate individual.
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>>741560260
Lol. Makes sense.
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>>741564065
;( tell u what. Keep an eye on /diy anon and i will post thread soon for u
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>>741572028
>Mother, father and only sibling all riddled with cancer.
followed by
>About to inherit enough to never need to work again.
this is why the world will die in a great big ball of fire. people really can't get any worse than what they are today
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>>741569144
Thanks anon. It's a struggle but im trying
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>>741553527
no idea, sorry
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>>741572927
keep it up!
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>>741553527
Motorbikes
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>>741573294
you ride them?
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>>741553527
yall replying in a troll bait threat that wants you to kill yourself
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>>741553527
Ï¢
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Ѽ
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>>741574249
are they?
>>741574415
great symbol.
>>741574469
another one. cool.
how'd you type that?
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>>741574758
Yeah, the sadder thing here, you know besides them replying on these treads.
is you running them and targeting retards that are degenerate and suicidal.

This is the only way you even come close to getting some one to kill them self with these weak troll skills.
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>>741572870
Simple statement of fact. We all die, and if I outlive them I benefit financially. I see my brother maybe once every 18 months and I'm not close with my parents, so... no real skin off my nose if they're no longer about.
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just got a text from gf saying "mommy is gonna buy panties to show to daddy tonight." a little cringe worthy but if you knew the context you'd get it.
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bump
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>>741575042
i agree it's sad and pathetic.
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>>741575451
cool. enjoy.
>>741575761
thanks.
how u doing ?
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>>741553527
All is fine for me.... today... and everyday... i'm a neet and i don´t give a shit nothing i'm living like a cancer like a walking shit.. i don´t care... i just live without purpose, o future or goals, and i'm happy (of couse i want more but i don´t gonna do nothing and nobody can stop me (: ).
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>>741577984
that's great man.
as long as you are happy.
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thread dead ?
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>>741577984
you just got stopped and posted in this bait thread
>>741578319
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>>741578999
awesume trips bro.
>>741578955
nice dubs.
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>>741553527
GF comes tomorro
>haven't seen her for a month
GF's period is coming within the next few days
>i swear to god if it hits one her plane ride.
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>>741579902
hopefully you can gain access to her vagina before it starts to bleed.
or she likes giving alot of blowjobs.
g'luck.
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>>741557162
same anon I'm back.
Still haven't done anything about it, I'm just kinda scared of actually contacting them. I know that it will just get worse the longer I wait, but I'm too afraid of what they will say. I have seen one of my friends being actually very pissed because I didnt respond but now it I actually even worse. I'm afraid that they say something worse or that they just decide that they dont want anything to do with me.
It's obvious what I need to do, but I'm too afraid.
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>>741553527
No reason for successful person like me ;)
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>>741553527
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>>741580520
u'r thinking too much. just do it bro.
>>741580676
that's good you're successful.
>>741580746
the lowest.

surprised this thread has lasted this long.
gotta be a record.
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>>741553527

i just fucking cleaned my bathroom and scrubbed the shower
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>>741581173
that's great.
on a cleaning spree?
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>>741581470
yep did the bedroom too
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>>741553652

Sauce fam. http://www.xvideos.com/video1553104/gabriella_wolf_gabriella_blicq_lust_treasure s
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>>741553622
>Nothing to die for
>Nothing

HERESY
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>>741581619
does a cleaner house put u in a better mood?
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Because life gets better. It always finds a way, sometimes it just takes a long time...
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>>741581853
i agree with you.
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>>741553644
Ditto. Otherwise have zero job prospects, socially incompetent, deeply neurotic, brain damaged from antidepressants, overweight, soon to be homeless, no goals or vision for my future, alone and 37 years old. Ready for the big ride.
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>>741582075
damn, that's alot of problems.
any chance you can't work on a few?
like if you exercise you can possibly remove the neuroticness and overweightness from the exercise benefits.
you can create some goals for yourself too.
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Because i have ~$1200 in computing equipment arriving tomorrow through the 15th and i can't wait to see what it's like to play black desert in 60fps.
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>>741582301
that's awesome.
is that just some crazy high end graphics card?
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Cause I'm a lazy piece of shit.
Also if I kill myself I'll do it in public so I traumatize some people
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>>741582284
That would help. Have been fit in the past. Helped in that people treated me better but it didnt fix the self confidence issues. Certainly did not help with the life focus issues.
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>>741581828
yeah a bit, it's not fun doing it but feels nice when it looks good and clean.
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I won't kill myself today because Game of thrones hasn't finished yet!
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>>741553527
I was debating it actually. Just had surgery to remove an abscess in my gooch that spread from my ass crack to my ball sack the meds don't help I have no-one here to help I'm just in pain and I need to get surgery done again because they didn't get it all out the first time. If it gets into my blood stream (which it will soon) I'll die either way if the docs csnt fix it. But I'm in here to pass the time and see what happens since I can't really do much anyway
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>>741582432
hypothetically, how would you publically do it?
>>741582539
well at the very least you'll eleminate a few problems, plus you'll like looking at yourself in the mirror and get to enjoy your health more.
social issues, if folks don't like you fuck em.
it's their problem not yours.
>>741582762
same here, my place being clean makes me feel good.
>>741582836
indeed. but i hope those hackers release the spoilers soon.
>>741582850
i hope it heals fasst anon.
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>>741553527
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I decided to wait for about two and a half years at around my 30th birthday im gonna do it
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>>741553527
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>>741583058
I hope I can't even go piss without a sharp pain. Cant take a shit to save my life, the meds aren't helping and there's so much discharge more then there should be. Idk well see what happens I just wish I had someone a friend a girl anyone to help me. Sitting waiting in the OR last time st the hospital and everyone had someone there except me made me wish I never woke up from the surgery
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cause i have to go to work tomorrow
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this has got to be a record for how long this thread has lasted.

>>741584023
what do you do anon? like your job?
>>741583180
please dont
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keep it going.
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thread officially dead
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>>741581713
legend
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>>741586185
-ary
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>>741558297
>sex is way overrated, i have a gf, and i prefer being alone

Sounds like you might be gay. Try it with a guy and report back.
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>>741558369
Kacey! I like to imagine she's my girlfriend gettin freaky with other dudes.
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>>741587042
how does that make you feel ?
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