YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6phUjAXqCT4&t=504s
ask the good people at area 519 dash 455 dash 4007 how long they are going to allow that unemployed loser to live there.
It's this disgusting old bag who sneaks around at night peeking in people's windows and damaging their homes and cars.
https://youtu.be/T5zTO6GU7qQ
Hmmm
>>741497717
This was stupid the first time I saw it.
>>741498068
I hear she's hoping her mom dies soon so she can get the house
floppies
>>741498724
nice
>>741498724
Oink Oink
>>741497780
Ah the pussy turducken.
dis thread sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL8Tf83_EQ8
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>>741499494
This was actually informative.
>>741497717
Quickmeme.Com using old 4chan posts as new meme, I am disgusted
>>741499409
>people with guns stop other people with guns
LMAO, okay
you suck ass
>>741499942
Thats what the cops do. Of course we could take the guns away from cops. Yeah.
>>741499974
no u
>>741498304
is this actually true?
Oldfag to the rescue. I will make this thread funny.
>>741500070
fine, let me re-write that for you to better state the statement.
>Citizens with guns stop other people with guns that are shooting up the location they are at in the USA
>>741500524
Why so europoor? Why can't you take responsibility for your own life?
>>741500198
Hurry up faggot
>>741497690
>>741500761
I'm posting as fast as I can.
>>741497780
reminds me of the opposite of that copy posta when anon works at a block buster and dates this girl that has him hear this thing over his dick to make it bigger and he gets cucked by jamal
>>741500832
The cancer is burning up this thread
>>741500841
OH shit I remember that one
>>741500962
>>741500832
This is one photo that still confuses to this very day. I know it is highly photoshopped but still weird as fuck.
>>741501198
LOGGIN IN!!!!
>>741501143
Regardless of your politics, there's no punchline here
>>741501360
wat
>>741501458
>>741501458
Agreed. It's a pretty flat statement.
>>741501496
>>741497690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzmt5Dju67w
>>741501567
>>741500915
Lost
>>741501544
>>741501530
>>741501458
See, this pic at least has a clear statement that induces a chuckle. The first one wasn't just racist and stupid, it had no fucking point even if you agreed with its message.
>>741501544
Haha
>>741500622
how to do number 5
This thread has no shock and awe value
>>741501992
>>741500841
kek i remember
>>741502019
Meditation maybe? Fuck if I know. Generally it's not even worth clicking on an image if you can see the word "alpha" in the thumbnail.
>>741502019
Force your mind to deal with it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>741497780
Why...? Just why?
>>741501308
At least his wiper was ok.
>>741502312
>I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
>now spends free time trying to troll 4chan
>>741502318
THE 22 THE MOST DANGEROUS AND SCHEMING OF ALL CALIBERS!!!!
>>741502312
Classic
>>741502460
I called the cops here in Finland when I found a .22 LR bullet and they almost arrested me because they thought it was mine. Europe. What a wonderful place to live in. NOOOT!
>>741502639
Lel.
>>741502134
That's a lot closer, I'm pretty stoned right now and I like to say 'fuck' a whole lot
>>741502019
Stoicism, I'd think. I find I don't react to things unless I want to.
Not saying I'm Alpha, just that I can do number 5
>>741503047
>>741503122
Actually not funny.
>>741501279
Such a mediocre cock to be so self absorbed about.
>>741503184
>>741503184
except his has been in some of the hottest women in the world. yours has been in your mom.
>>741500524
They do actually. There's tons of examples in the US of an armed citizen stopping a public shooting.
>>741503271
>>741501296
hmmm in my bible it says "like stallions obsessive in their love"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCaDXkidaEg&lc=z22ifdqatvrpjjm10acdp4304jlzivzpgjy0cpwpmntw03c010c
>>741500622
Lost
>>741501164
the gargoyle
>>741503319
Exactly. Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfz7ENFUB0&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g [Embed]
(girl stops pedo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pYEJhIFxQ&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g [Embed]
(man at Wal-Mart saves woman from being stabbed to death)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdA_5r_Gu-A [Embed]
(homeowner shoots at fake FBI agents)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdZMgECKN0 [Embed]
(Deagle owner comedically stops robber)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbV2jlWUKqM [Embed]
(Deagle owner's comedic commercial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DesrbI0aOrc [Embed]
(typical)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFEpaSAWVk [Embed]
(armed robber and armed clerk bitch-fight)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3Drn0dvNE [Embed]
(armed Texan shoots craigslist robber)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ycMq9_5BU [Embed]
(NY shopkeeper shoots 4 robbers)
>>741501458
it's cause he cut out the rest of the comic, it's from one those comics where a nigger goes and does something retarded, and something bad happens to him.
>>741503419
And here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1FLXLXCdgo [Embed]
(man blasts home intruder with shotgun)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcoNr6ZIEc [Embed]
(14 yr old boy shoots armed home intruder)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILajWar7l8 [Embed]
(man shoots intruder while g/f is on 911)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43lAdgrsQyE [Embed]
(scary one where old woman shoots a psycho)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYl6vrzza78 [Embed]
(Georgia mom who just learned to shoot, shoots intruder 5 times)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=775HZwognE0 [Embed]
(72 year old grandma shoots intruder)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw4B_XbW7ds [Embed]
(18 year old mom shoots intruder ABC News)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brESB3JJy8M [Embed]
(woman comes out of shower and almost raped kills rapist)
>>741503474
And...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-NqbEeh6xA [Embed]
(armed citizen defending friends kill robber, dies in gunfight)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCmefD7Lio [Embed]
(armed Dollar General customer kills robbers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNf8v4m5Vdg [Embed]
(armed old man attacked with bat defends against three teen robbers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiiQQP4-Ijw&list=PLFD1Nk15nMPFM5OxAnSc82wgRZ3ZLH4nl [Embed]
(armed 11 year old girl defends home against 3 armed burglars)
>>19804559
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiiQQP4-Ijw&list=PLFD1Nk15nMPFM5OxAnSc82wgRZ3ZLH4nl [Embed]
(armed 11 year old girl defends home against 3 armed burglars)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Yqk-6KKM8 [Embed]
(concealed carry customer kills robber at Waffle House)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AA_dgRdDhk [Embed]
(desk clerk kills robber)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYu4Mu2dto&list=PLad2lMIEnJaKeSO6DlDBknWSwdw9T9IG6 [Embed]
(armed citizens disarms spree shooter)
The rest I'm too lazy for descriptions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I68_LG22VaE [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxeFrgkFyOs [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYTKaYsToA [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ytn8uplERY [Embed]
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ad_1379284762 (compilation)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuhKCiY-lu0&feature=player_embedded [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9eCrs_MXxo [Embed] (compilation)
>>741501396
hahaha fucking americans and their stupid products
>>741503419
>>741503474
>>741503521
I can't describe how happy I get whenever I hear about a home intruder being fatally shot.
>>741501214
>four
>fou
>fo
>FFFFFFF
>>741503547
I'm from Europe and I actually want that...
>>741499494
Lost
>>741503554
>>741501187
>>741497780
When she used to only date black guys
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5989b5f0152ba-maximum-swag-level-achieved.php
Oldfag out, thread was good. Goodnight /b/ros.
>>741498068
1327 langmuire ave in london ontario? I fucking know that place
>>741501164
GRIZZLY
>>741503172
Seems you're in the wrong board summerfag. This is fucking mediocre to what I've seen on here
>>741503474
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILajWar7l8
>guy shoots drunk man that thinks he's locked out of his house
>Make My Day Law
Barbarians.
>>741503172
If you were a chimney sweep it would be, faggot
>>741503419
you dont need to type [Embed] after posting links
>>741504042
Thread was almost ruined by all those stupid fucking taxidermy posts. I sometimes find it amazing how bad some of them are, but I've never laughed at any of them. I don't understand why people think they are funny but whatever I'm a retarded faggot anyway.
>>741502799
Now get them in groups ...
>>741504640
lol
>>741503271
Daw, look how clever and edgy he is. How cute.
He's still a self absorbed faggot, and I don't even know who he is. :^)
>>741502420
Summerfag
>>741502317
bitch must've been too loose
>>741504640
Cause when you hear and see a man trying to break into your home, the first thing to do is to ask what he's doing?
>>741503259
pretty fat sausage
Lurker bump. There has been some quality content here
>>741497780
It's a landwhale, they're generally cavernous in regards to their gut lockers.
>>741503080
>>741502868
>>741502905
Back to facebook with your cousinfucking memes, cleetus
>>741500302
Joke's on you. She left me for a girl.
>>741503943
a guy at my school got sent home for jokingly threatening to cut someone with one of those
>>741497780
The part in her pussy is the grossest part of the fleshlight. Always black mold or orange bacteria
>>741505235
Yes. You yell at him from afar, ask what he's doing, and if necessary shoot him.
Not lie in wait like some snake in the grass and shoot once he's in.
And naming laws about murder "Make My Day" is fucking dumb. Makes old vigilante types just wait to murder someone. Like that old dude that knew some teenagers were going to break into his house so he sat in his basement and shot them as they walked down the stairs.
>>741501279
Dad?
>>741504640
It's actually called the "Castle Doctrine" and it's one of our country's best laws: that if someone threatens you at or in your home, you can use lethal force to protect yourself and your property.
That anchor was just trying to describe it in the most sensational manner he could.
>>741500777
>trips of truth
Lost hard to this one.
>>741499680
if a higher power can create viruses to destroy us
why cant said power just delete us and get it over with
>>741501210
clever
>>741505679
If someone is breaking into your house you should be under no obligation to try to spare your life. They're breaking the law, and you don't know if they're intent on hurting you and your loved ones or not. That recording of a woman surrendering to a home invader, and getting the shit beaten out of her in her own living room, comes to mind.
Circumstances like this- i.e. some drunk dumbfuck trying to get into a house he thinks is his (by battering down the door, mind you) don't happen nearly as often as actual, honest-to-god home invasions.
>>741506100
>should be under no obligation to try to spare *THEIR* life
Sorry, typo.
>>741501118
hahahhahaha
>>741505515
it starts with..
one knot.. I don't know why..
it doesn't even matter how tight I tie.
keep that in mind..
I designed this chair..
to collapse in due time.
all.. I.. know..
life is a valuable thing..
watch my neck snap..
like a pendulum, I sway.
>>741503271
LMFAO
U GOT FUCKING WRECKED BRUH///
FUCKING WRECKED ROFL
KYS NOW FGT
>>741503184
>He thinks the cock matters
It's all about confidence retard
>>741501187
i would have sexy time with her
>>741503670
Got some bad news for you "European"
>>741502799
Is there any porn of this woman? She has the most fuckable looking mouth.
>>741500198
KINO
I
N
O
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI
>>741503943
Never seen that before
t. Ausfag
>>741502799
>Allowing people to buy something that doesn't affect anyone but themselves
>Allowing people to buy something specifically made to take the lives of other people
This really isn't complicated
>>741505896
I imagine Jesus screaming DELET THIS NOW
>>741507139
The meme is making fun of the idea that a SJW thinks drugs should be legal, because people can still get them despite being illegal, while also holding the belief that making guns illegal will keep people from getting them.
>>741507331
Why not both legal fuck it. Capitalism ain't going anywhere, why not undercut the big bad cartel and tax the people with it. We're talking about a government that makes rubbing alcohol toxic because it's profitable, besides I like guns and weed, shouldn't be a choice. Both legal or both illegal. My opinion though, maybe I'm just a retarded hick.
>>741507331
Yes but it's a little different comparing making something people put in their own bodies readily available and making something people use to kill other people readily available
In both cases them being illegal doesn't stop them from being obtained, but in the case of guns people's lives are at stake so it makes more sense to regulate them, obviously people will still have them but it makes them less wide spread
>>741507139
>>Allowing people to buy something that doesn't affect anyone but themselves
You forgot something. Let me help.
>inb4 DUIs
>inb4 ODs
>inb4 addiction ruining relationships with friends and family
>inb4 the cost of rehab on the taxpayer
Drugs really only affect the person taking them, though.
>>741503586
Those look like the most comfortable pants ever.
>>741507683
So, your taxes pay for way more frivolous shit. Besides if you're not cheating the IRS by now then you're basically retarded, take a bunch of dumpster clothes, give them to Goodwill, instant tax deduction. Just don't go nuts buying the next 300 dollar deluxe edition of Battlefield 0 and you'll be fine.
>>741507591
I was just explaining the meme while avoiding putting my own opinions into it because they weren't relevant.
>>741507651
I disagree with you, but respect your opinion. Personally, I think both guns and certain drugs (marijuana, alcohol, to name a few) should be decriminalized.
To play devil's advocate, however, what's your response to addictive drugs like heroin and methamphetamine? Don't these drugs kill people through overdoses? Don't they ruin lives through addiction? Don't people turn to crime in order to feed their addiction for such substances, committing robberies, muggings, and potentially murdering other people?
Drugs can only be used recreationally. Guns can be used in the act of self defense, which I would say is a far more important and far more easily defended purpose than recreation.
The simple fact is that both Drugs AND Guns kill people. Or at least, people who use them do. We need to look at HOW and WHY, and other factors related to that stuff, instead of just outright blaming the objects themselves. A loaded handgun is no more dangerous than a syringe full of heroin: both are harmless without someone to use them. Just because someone uses heroin doesn't mean they'll murder somebody, just like how just because someone owns a gun doesn't mean they'll murder somebody. Murders are caused by motivation, not means.
>>741507969
I have a pair, best pants I've ever bought
>>741507683
DUIs mostly only happen with alcohol and that's currently illegal, do you think we should make alcohol illegal? The majority of people taking drugs know it's silly to drive under the influence, same as the majority of people that drunk alcohol
The rate of ODs would be reduced massively if drugs were legal and regulated, because they'd be produced with safer ingredients, the main reason why drugs are dangerous is because they're made in shitty conditions and cut with random shit
Their would be a huge net increase of revenue from taxing drugs, weed alone is a gigantic market, we'd also be funnelling a lot less money into prisons for non-violent drug offenders because those people now wouldn't be doing anything illegal
>>741508071
but where can you wear them without ood looks from people?
>>741507985
The point is if you're a responsible person with drugs or guns, they'll only ever affect you.
>>741508194
Fancy dress parties, wouldn't were them on a normal day
>>741508044
I need to sleep but my general response to the dangerous drugs thing is that they're a lot less dangerous when they're regulated
They can be made more safely, they're more affordable, people stop doing more dangerous drugs in favour of safer ones because they're all readily available, and it's easier to keep people educated on safe use and offer rehab and courses and such
Also you take all the power away from crime, think how much revenues going straight to the blackmarket funding all that crime, if drugs were legal that money would all be going to the government and businesses
>>741498068
We're not avengers of cucks.
>>741500235
niggers are all the same
>>741508383
I don't think there's any way to safely regulate drugs like crack, meth or heroin. That stuff is still vastly more addictive and destructive for your health than pot or booze, and I don't think there's any way to make it less dangerous by regulating it.
I don't buy your 'people won't do more dangerous drugs because less dangerous ones are legal'. Can't you say the same about alcohol? That's available, but some people still do meth, heroin, and cocaine. Legalize marijuana and what changes? Furthermore, how is legalizing these drugs going to make it easier to keep people more educated on them?Mind you, I do think that marijuana should be legalized.
As for your last point, I want you to look at organized crime during Prohibition. When alcohol became illegal, a black market erupted to produce and distribute it, lending power to organized crime rings like the Italian Mafia. But what happened when we legalized alcohol again? The Mafia didn't go anywhere. It just shifted its money-making methods elsewhere: gambling, racketeering, blackmailing, etc. Gangs will find some other way to make money. They won't disappear, they'll just adapt.
I do think that less people being thrown into jail is a net benefit, though. We agree there. IMO, Marijuana should be legalized. Shit like cocaine, meth, and heroin needs to stay illegal.
>>741504544
cool story newfag
>>741508975
but but my pro-hibition
some states and most drug ridden claimed places still have prohibition. but still alchohol is destructive
fuck you your agodamn cocksucker who wants more meds wheres the fuck gmo shit at if you think synthetic drugs are so bad and yea they are copies of meth and th eother shit so yea why WOULDNT they do it?
>>741499409
>2-3 guns firing
>10-20 guns firing
I'm sure that a bunch of people firing off weapons that are capable of killing people in 1-3 shots trying to kill whichever person held the first gun will end the violence instantly.
>>741509809
What are you even trying to say?
>>741509544
got any more like these?
>>741502312
ITT: It's 2011.
>>741510336
>>741510382
>>741505834
Wait, one that's not where that goes, and two that's mayo
>>741510483
https://youtu.be/qz3zFtYnm7U
>>741501886
Shnibuintsu
>>741501396
I would actually love this
>>741509809
Crossfire, Ricochet, there's a reason why cops usually don't go firing willy nilly
>>741507548
fucking lost
>>741510646
211,000,000 posts ago
>Time flies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiu3hCyZqA
>>741499086
leg
>>741499942
It's better than just sitting there with your finger up your ass
>>741505234
It's a wear sleeve.
>>741502460
They're underappreciated, but can get the job done.
>>741501360
Holy shit its been a while since Ive seen that... Not since 07 or 08 in highschool... I feel old now.
>>741511633
of course, but you still get charged when you just happen to murder somebody thats not the killer
Bump for latefag reading
>>741500449
>Muh shekels
Kek you win this time anon
>>741510602
Sauce