Female voice request thread. I'll do any weird edgy or

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how does this image make you feel

"it's night time

i want to share with you

Goodnight.

Sleep tight."

Softly, please

"Alexy-kun..... please let me do it to you... please~" could you do it in a little girl voice? ^^ thanks :3

>>741494585
Here you go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02qrggMXQfB

I'm not sure exactly what you wanted but I tried lol

"Don't turn this rape into a murder, lady"

>>741494793
Thanks, and sleeptight anon.

tits or get the fuck out

>>741494335

I'd like you to repeat this line.

"Feminism is a sexist indoctrination of young women to hate men for no other reason than the chance nature of their gender of birth, the one thing feminists claim to be against other people doing."

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If can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a 'girl' does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock on you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

Tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT

>>741494858
>Thanks, and sleeptight anon.
No problem lol

>>741494786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovnZeyT5GP

>>741494841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n87AmbW2xs

>>741494335
If you're going to do these threads, at least post the Revy pics so I can know it's you

>>741495074
kek'd. thanks!

>>741494335
delton you're a piece of shit kill yourself bitch

its a man baby!

say
"my name is Tamara, I give you the permission, we see it on monday"
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>741494335
Can you do a short hypnosis thing? just say whatever you think you need to say, it doesn't have to be accurate or very long, just say it as though you were using a pocket watch and I'm physically there in front of you.

I'd get off to it at least 1000 times

>>741495074
Thank you so much ^^ :*

tell me about cuckolding me and how much better/bigger he was. my name's Andrew.

>>741494999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03YxiXsJV5e

>>741494335
Zel is a stinky faggot

Wanna marry me?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>741495254
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03YxiXsJV5e

Damn. Your voice is cute.

Also thanks.

for the spirit god gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline

>>741494335
Please Marvin let me suck ure cock

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>>741495016
Oldfagging during summer. Is that even allowed?

>>741495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zvlZbd0vhQ

>>741495221
>>741495250
I honestly can't really think of anything. If you can find me some sort of dialogue to read off of I can certainly do it.

Also, my bad for forgetting to mention, put what you want me to say in quotations. It's hard for me to tell what's just shitposting or actual requests lol

>>741494948
She's not asking for anything - she's offering us a service. Lurk more, newfag.

I made a special one for you guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15nQag45H8u

>>741495466
Gtfo snowflake

"Wow, Gregory, you have such a big penis. I can't even put it into my mouth." Do it in a little girl's voice.

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>>741495640
Are you a great big fat woman?

>>741494335
Revy?

>>741495658
were do you newfags get this shit from?
seriously?

Chaos is a non- toxic, reformed, genji main!

>>741495658
By the nature of her post she begs for our attention. To ask her to speak, to give her things to say. To listen. Oh she is asking for something all right.

>>741494335
Say "I only like Black Men. How do white bois still think that they can compete?"

>>741495748
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch

>>741495790
>gregory
what a faggot name

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>>741495926

>>741494335
Emi....
Emi Kuc?

"Mister, will you help me play a prank on my sister? It's gonna be SO funny. I'll tie her up and blindfold her, and then you'll come in and RAPE her. Bring lube, k? I don't want it to hurt."

>>741495926
holy shit do this lol

"I want that cock inside me...mmm...deep inside my pussy..."

"You're still hard? You really enjoy being raped, huh?"

>>741495790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TlLjNlgtAp

>>741495926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0crdlGiTeVJ

>>741496016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WeVXKxNOhe

Also to all the people asking if I'm someone, I highly doubt you know me. Especially not Revy (assuming black lagoon). I think her voice is waaay deeper than mine

>>741495926
ROLLING

>>741496205
Please Marvin let me suck that big cock i need it so bad

>>741494335
say with a serious voice:
"I'm a sorry excuse of a woman, who's doing amateur phone sex on 4chan, I can't even get a real man, I'm exciting a bunch of weirdos and losers! my mom should be proud."

please!please!please! OP

>>741496205
Thanks! Have you done these threads before?

Also:

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

>>741496129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ulBtyBEG7Y

>>741496140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nz0BwSZf3J

>>741494335
"It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass"

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>>741496320
>marvin

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>>741496320
Are you gonna jerk off to that 3 sec soundclip on repeat, Marvin?

>>741495837
can i get this one please?

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"

>>741494335
Can you give me some lines of you humiliating my little cock and laugh at me?

>>741496531
No i will use pictures of ure mother with that voice

>>741496531
Say this OP

>>741495640
"check out this watch my great uncle left me in his inheritance. Isn't it beautiful? just look at how the light reflects off of it...so pretty. You might notice yourself becoming more relaxed as you stare at my watch, this is totally normal... just keep watching it as I slowly start to swing it back and forth.....back and forth, each swing reflects that beautiful golden light into your eyes, making you feel warm and drowsy... thaaaaats it, just focusing on that steady movement and on my hypnotic voice

You're getting soooooo sleepy now that your eyelids are starting to close, each swing of my watch makes them shut just a little more....until finally... sleeeeeeep. close your eyes and just let go of all your thoughts.... surender yourself completely to me and to this relaxing hypnotic trance. Now that you're totally hypnotized you will obey my every command, and you will only feel pleasure when you obey me... now to have some fun..."

Thanks a ton if you do make this.

>>741496531
kek

Loli voice?

"Hey, daddy? Wanna smell my feet again? I wore the same socks as yesterday and they're really gross..."

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>>741496320
>marvin

"Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

>>741496922
THIS
gonna sample this shit

>>741496344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s194tAxKmC1h

>>741496354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z9dl4x4CMi

>>741496439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cpp44ia0Xd

>>741496582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tj7UJKq0Um

Can you please say "Our connection was lost"

Sing "I'm A Little Teapot" but replace every instance of a two-syllable word with "Nignog"

>>741496997
But say it in a really high pitched, girly voice plesh

>>741496922
Dubs demands.

>>741497053
Fuck you. My request. I want her to say it like a wizard.

>>741497102

This.

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>>741496617
Hey man! To each his own. Whatever gets you off, regardless of sad it is.

In a loli voice: "What? You want me to sit on your lap? Okay. Uh, I feel something hard under me."

>>741497102
Both plesh???

Please say "Anon I need your cock in my ass, I want your jizz in my asshole"

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>>741494335
Adam, I need you to be gay for me.

>>741497302
marvin is that you again

>>741494335
"Zel is a stinky faggot"

Thanks.

>>741497006
I love you op! Thank you!

"nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger "

>>741496642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1peFvajZX3X

>>741496787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LkwzxjkmD

>>741496922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FR54dfX4wp

>>741495177
i got dubs pls

In a thread full of virgins wanting the girl to talk to them like a phone sex hotline operator, one man just wants to LARP.

>>741496922

Please say alex is a cuck in a cute voice thanks

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>>741497302
Go to bed, Marvin.

>>741497422
Youre a queen <3 thanksies. also this>>741497473

>>741497302
good ol marvs back at it again

"Go ahead bitch, smell my asshole. I Just finished working out and haven't showered in 4 days! I hope you like the stench, cause you'll be sniffing all night long faggot!"

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>>741497006
op actually delivers, and knows how to take a joke.

say

"What?"

in a loli voice

>>741497420
plzz

Loli voice please, sound a bit incredulous:

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast."

>>741497359
lol

"Wow, Marvin. You are the most handsome, and strong man I've ever met. Can I suck on your dick?"

>>741497620
lel

Moar loli!

"Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. It'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out."

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>>741497747
youre a good guy marvin

"Tell me you love me and I'll step on you till you cum, k?"

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what's wrong with you marvin, we both know i'm not your mother,

Damn, there are a lot of pedos in this thread.

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>>741497422
Sweet damn you nailed my fetish right in the weak spot, incredibly sexy voice. thanks again!

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>>741497747
Marvin you're murdering my sides my dude

You sound like lilipichu.
Say "You're gonna die, motherfucker".

>>741494335
I need some ODB in a cute anime grill voice.

"(Yo, hut one, hut two, hut three, hut!)
Ol' Dirty Bastard, live and uncut
Styles unbreakable, shatterproof
To the young youth, you wanna get gun? Shoot!
Blaow! How you like me now?
Don't fuck the style, ruthless wild
Do you wanna get your teeth knocked the fuck out?
Wanna get on it like that? Well, then shout!"

>>741497008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZak4OVk2z

>>741497175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lx5RLyc0sn

>>741497302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VN2N1ctKZG

>>741497364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qg3KeHJ0kf

"Chaos is a pro gen go!" if possible do it in your cutest voice

>>741494335
With deepest voice you can make say "Thank you purple banan"

"julian, youre a very nice guy, i just want you to know that youre needed somewhere in this word or in the future. please dont do anything to harm yourself anymore"

"Supermaneuverability is the ability of an aircraft with thrust vectoring control to perform high AoA maneuvers typically impossible for aircraft without it."

>>741497964
than you ma'am

>>741497788
You're beginning to flirt with the line, Anon.

>>741497831
I did it for you.

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>>741498067
Here Jules, have an F-15 and take it easy, buddy.

"Marvin, you can't continue to molest my cats... You might have to go live with your father for a while."

Disappointed voice.

Angry/disappointed voice.

Say "Traps are not gay" please

https://soundcloud.com/jmack_thesavage

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>>741498215

"Marvin, please tell me you love me, you hot stud."

>>741498266

Ignore these dubs. They are not being checked.

>>741497964

I'm 008. Thank you, you have a beautiful voice :)

>>741498146
I mean yeah, OP is being a fuckin boss
>I'll do any weird edgy or fetish-y shit you want.

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(panicked sad angry voice)

Marvin!? What the fuck marvin!?Stop this is rape what is wrong with you!

>>741497473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6nu2MfD80

>>741497651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pcLGbrtryO

>>741497674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03rMgAcF1W6

>>741497747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDBgtHOoYU

Say "Traps are definitely gay" please

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>>741498197
thank you alot, heres a cat eating a burger

Please say "My sultry voice does not compensate for my eunuch boyfriend. The largest cock I have ever had was like an acorn."

Sing the National Anthem and I will pay a cum tribute over China.

>>741497887
this is too good

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>>741494335
say "my nama jeff" thanks

>>741498418

I'd like to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I could pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering meat puppet.

"MARVIN!!! NO, MARVIN!!!! IF YOU ACTIVATE THE CHAOS EMERALDS, IT'LL THROW THE WORLD OUT OF BALANCE!!! THE WARP CORE WILL REACH CRITICAL MASS!!! NO, MARVIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>741498067
hey man, hang in there bud

"My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But still, it was - it was a paradise for us.
One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and had gorged themselves on coconut.
So how do you get rats off an island, hmm?
My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum, and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait. The rats come for the coconut, and... They fall into the drum, and after a month, you've trapped all the rats.
But what did you do then?
Throw the drum into the ocean?
Burn it?
No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry, then one by one... They start eating each other, until there are only two left.
The two survivors.
And then what - do you kill them?
No. You take them, and release them into the trees. Only now, they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they will only eat rat. You have changed their nature."

>>741494335
Say "fuck me god emperor trump"

"Never trust a thot"

"Marvin, please stop attaching a funnel and surgical tubing to my vagina and your anus and farting into it and giggling. It's really immature and it's starting to get on my nerves."

Annoyed voice please

>>741498418
bitch you forgot to do >>741497856

>>741494335
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>741498418
So good! Anotha one? Loli voice, falling asleep:

"Why am I so tired? You gave me the sleepy drink again didn't you daddy? You think... you think you can keep FUCKING me... while... while I..."

>>741494335
Say "it's your boy koopman and I ain't gay"

>>741498418
Thank youuuuuuuu

>>741498418
please this
>>741497331

Loving milf voice?

"Aww, does it hurt? There you go, let mommy take care of your cock. Atta-boy. This will be our special secret, okay?"

"MARVIN PUT THE 5 YEAR OLD DOWN! YOU CANT JUST TAKE PEOPLES KIDS LIKE THAT"

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>>741498562
my sides have transcended this dimension and achieved a new plane of existence

OP do this one please

"Let's go to bed!"
excited but softly, thx

>>741497964
Can you say. "Hey, can we go to Costco? It's myyyy treat."

Please say in loli voice
"Dare you enter my magical realm?"

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>>741498793
die thanks

>>741498630
If there is a God OP will read this

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>>741498604
thank you

>>741495716
Underrated

All I ask is that you say "I love you Derek"

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Could you say "You are a stupid cunt i've seen snails better than you.

I know its long but: Snake… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do. Our new Mother Base. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but I’ll make it bigger… better than before… Boss...” [The helicopter lands at Mother Base] ”Things have changed, Boss. We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge. The world calls for wetwork, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. Cipher sent us to hell… But we’re going even deeper” [Snake talks] ”I know… I’m already a demon. Heaven’s not my kind of place anyway.” [Kaz resumes] ”Dogs of war, for nine whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not sleeping, and we’re not junkyard hounds... We’re diamond dogs.” [Kaz gets interrupted and laid out on a gurney] [Kaz sits back up] ”We can crush Cipher, Boss. And you can build the army that can do it.” [Snake talks] ”Just one thing, Kaz… This isn’t about the past… We’re fighting for the future.

Mind the blocking

>>741497788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDvFGZdLDA

>>741497848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tUuHJZdXio

>>741497926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXi5q5AHHu

>>741498030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1876GM1sPFH

>>741498087
Where's mine, OP?

>>741498838
Out of all things in the world, why Costco
Why Costco.

>>741495633
>>741496320
>>741496449
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>>741496846
>>741497167
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>>741497476
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>>741497856
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>>741498215
>>741498355
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>>741498822
someone please fucking screencap this

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>>741498987
say "my nama jeff" in loli voice thanks

>>741499007
Better than most shit in my opinion

>>741499027
This, we need a screencap before this thread 404s, this is gold

go fuck yourself

in a loli voice

>>741498982
But in a loli voice pls thanks

Sing shadilay in a sexual voice

>>741499007
plus great pizza

"Taylor you sound like a fucking faggot"

Please make a youtube channel for this shit


I would sub

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Put me in the screencap

''Joe I always thought you were cute and I think we should date''

>>741499324
This

Please say "Caleb is a useless faggot" in your finest loli voice. k thx

>>741499328
Marv 2.0

>>741498036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDma5Ime9x

>>741498036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ibYn4QQn2I

>>741498087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AoEXAFh5np

>>741498266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNWO79l6j0

>>741494335
"I am the mega Jew!, GRRRRRR" say it in a cute anime voice tho

>>741499215
seriously, and you can get a hot dog and a pretzel for next to nothing

>>741499328
marvin its time to stop

>>741499452
only at sams. Their pretzels are the shit. Costco wieners are legit too 1.49 for pizza+soda? pssh

"Dank Dirt has a small penis, i much prefer HomeScape's cock"

in loli voice pls.

"i am the real loli, i only truly loi love killua, i hope you jeopardize in the deepest mists of hell"

>>741499570
remove "loi", forgot to delete that

Stroke your little dick to this nice big cock for me, faggot.

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Please say

"this swiss wristwatch is as nice as my Irish wristwatch. It's perfect for a girl gargoyle."

kek

>>741498420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g57ZFPCQM3

>>741498468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aXGjABPLpc

>>741498491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13n0i6V9rgb

>>741498513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gvhmdXk7o7

>>741499541
oh, shit, right yeah I confused the two. we have a sams nearby but grew up with costco. srsly good stuff

Say Ravioli Ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli in a loli voice please

>>741499324
Yes

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>>741499635
this doesn't even make sense you chinese ass rice burner chopstick pinching squinty eyed shrimp fried dumpling eating asian piece of shit

>>741498987
Jesus fuck, I think I sprained my dick listening to these lewds... thanks op

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>>741499878

>>741499902
PLEASE

>>741499826
"Hey sleepy head...wake up...please... you have to keep your promise."

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>>741498067
tfw i get looked past like usual

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>>741500021

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>>741499027
>>741499102

>>741499400
This please, i also know a caleb

>>741500048
>>741500021

So the truth comes out

>>741499902
This.

Please say "poop in my hair while I eat Dat goat booty. ooga Booga where da white women at?"

>>741500028
"See... isn't this better than jerking off?"

>>741499902
Make it rhyme too, like Ravi-ollie

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>>741500109
fucckin glorious

"Eli, your big cock is making my pussy wet. Mmm" in your hottest non-loli voice

>>741500042
she did, but tagged the wrong message.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ibYn4QQn2I

>>741500109
yay best anon ever

>>741500210
the feels

>>741494335
"Try your best, try is the best"
I know it doesn't make sense but please do it regardless

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>>741500210
thanks anon

>>741500042
I'd have a beer and play vidya with you.

>>741495635
damn that has to hurt

>>741500334
this, unless you are like a...serial killer or summin

>>741498630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y1bwinXznU

>>741498763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLZ2zIdpJy

>>741498793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19gefnTZWui

>>741498826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15pBDNlRzFb

>>741498838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12gKWb1wGd2

>>741500398
Who the fuck doesn't want to chill out and play vidya with buddies?

Enough of your weird anime stuff, let's go to the fucking already (annoyed)

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>>741500334
glad to hear, id do the same.

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>>741500313
Julian? More like poolian

kek

>>741500466
fine line between buddies and skin-coat tailors

>>741500437
She's done it

>>741500538
Whoa

say this, whispering:

"i really want to suck your cock..."

>>741494335
deepest voice possible:

surprise ! i have a dick

>>741500466
People who doesn't want to be murdered by a stranger?

Can you say, "Nice meme" but really close to the mic so it sounds blown out.

>>741500437
Thanks I love you

>>741500437
SHE HAS ACHIEVED THE NEXT LEVEL OF MARVINDOM

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

>>741500707
this

please be gay for me it will be so hot stroking to a cock

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"

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>>741500679

Do it
Just do it
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Yesterday you said tomorrow
So just do it
Make your dreams come true
Just do it
Some people dream of success
While you are gonna wake up and work hard at it
Nothing is impossible
You should get to the point
Where anyone else would quit
And you're not going to stop there
No, what are you waiting for?
Do it
Just do it
Yes you can
Just do it
If you're tired of starting over
Stop giving up

can you say "chaos is a fucking champ" in loli pls

>>741498841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19eh6TcU9wF

>>741498961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15zlQfBvYzC

>>741498971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Ox16Y1wNf

>>741499230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1woSVpUb7SN

>>741499328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2jmrAlM3T

"It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there."

>>741499902
Kek pls anon do this

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>>741500836
id actually like to know this as well

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>>741494335
Can I get an "It's every day BROOOOOOOOOO"?

Thanks in advance.

>>741500679
fuck off marvin

I have three requests if possible. Its has an few exstra steps tho. Can you past these into google translate and hear the russian version of how its supposed to sound. Would recommend to paste each word individually for the first sentence because it doesn't sound as its supposed to

Mиши (the last letter (и) should sound like (e)) мyхльo бeзpaбoтeн

Гapoшo oбичaм тe... Aмa излъгaх

Пaцo, cтигa cи кpaл лaфчeтa

I know its a bit too much to ask but id be really happy if you did them. Also can you separate them.

>>741500679
M A R V I N
A
R
V
I
N

>>741500803
rolling

Mé llamo Jeff

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>>741500109

you have all made this a terrific evening

>>741500741
it's because she is a fat land whale who has nothing else to do with life because no one will ever be attracted to her.

>>741501005
Just the way my brain works, homie. I remember realizing one day that literally all of the porn I'd saved had soles visible and I was like "huh"

>>741500935
dis pls

>>741494335
>>>741499007
>Better than most shit in my opinion
Funimation should hire her. I've been tired of the 5 voices they have since the 90s

masturbate to orgasm while recording

Say "For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time". In a general voice

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"Stop looking at porn anon, find yourself a girl. It will feel much better than jerking off"
I...I need that.

>>741501248
This, let's hear some hawt moans

Also some gooey pussy sounds

>>741495716
holy fuck

Please sing
"M - A - R - V - I - N
MAAAARVIIIIIIIIIIN
M - A - R - V - I - N
MAAAARVIIIIIIIIIIN"

>>741500193
Lol pls I'm a lonely fuck

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>>741501206
oh so you aren't smart enough to even contemplate the reason why you enjoy a particular something, great job idiot.

Please say, "Cole Chaney is a pussy."

>>741500914
This, but also on a loli voice

>>741494335
BIG BROTHER I WANT YOU TO2 GIVE ME YOUR BIG JUICY THICK COCK AND DRENCH ME IN YOUR HOT STICKY CUM UNTIL IM GASPING FOR AIR

>>741499433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ccxI0Y9mgR

>>741499717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCbqYnZZUT

>>741499902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtIdyVPj5B

>>741500028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T9LcL89JCF

OP if you are still around would you please say in milf voice "Go to sleep Kevin I love you". Thank you.

"omae wa mou shindeiru" in a loli voice

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>>741495816
>>741495093
OP isnt me. I worked all day and passed out. Thread tonigh after this one! Enjoying lurking this one though

I love you, Lucas.
in a soft loli voice pleas

in loli voice, moaning

"Anon I'm cumming, your huge cock is making me cum!"

>>741501382
thats really sad, anon.

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"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air"

"ZANDON BEATS"
"ZANDON MUSIC"

Can you please say "Josh is a nigger faggot"?

>>741501451
It's very sad but it's my request kek.

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Name Jeff is the best meme of 2017

>>741501338
wut? I'm okay with that.

>>741501202
Spoken like a bitter virgin with no redeeming qualities

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Ball's coming to you OP!
What do?

Describe what you would do if Tom Brady slung the ball at you.

>>741494335
Hi Koopman here again can you say "it's Andrew here and I love sucking dick"

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>>741501361
Haha I knew you would goof on Irish wristwatch!

What voices can you do OP?