YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>741483221
lol, this is the whole site summed up perfectly in one post
>>741483317
yeah. thats the exact image that ruined undertale for me forever. the fandom had already gone too far. (i only took 2weeks)
>>741483045
video seems like a pretty nice guy to me
>>741483345
absolute cancer infection
>>741483692
choked a little
>>741483710
Not sure if Poe's law.
>>741483272
challenge
>>741484010
God, I hope it's parody
>>741483317
i fix
>>741483612
Actually, that's genuinely funny
>>741483221
>bespoke spinners
I choose to believe this is a troll post from someone who happened to find this Vorso shit online (yes, it's real) and decided to run with it, and not something serious. I don't care, let me have my dream.
i actually know someone who had a psychotic schoolfriend that sliced someone up with his katana. fucking sharp blades
and yes he also had a mandatory matrix coat
>>741484158
Stuff like this makes me hate the world I live in. I hope north korea literally goes ballistic and kills us all and we all die a slow painful death over the course of 3 months due to radiation poisoning from all out nuclear war. After, I hope the Earth is just an empty bland rock with a gassy green tinge to it that lasts thousands of years
>>741484561
>>741483335
Its Atheists like these that makes me want to convert to Christianity
>>741484383
Azn looks salvageable though.
>>741484383
the smugness of this image is disgusting beyond fucking belief.
>>741484038
You won m'lady.
>>741483335
Atheism has nothing to do with science. There were people who were atheist even before modern science was even invented. Unfortunately, they were usually hung or quartered because of their opened mindedness and beliefs.
I wish those punishments were still in effect, but only for this little fucker
>>741484561
see he always wears a bodycam, he's literally asking to be beat up so he can sue.
>>741483045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=874c1QfxrSw
>>741484561
>White People Fuck
What did she ment by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ85IEuSKr0
>>741485609
That beast is a she?
>>741484495
calm your tits bro
>>741485852
God I hope you get captured by ISIS. I'd give anything to see your disgusting, fat, greasy, pimply, hairy dump you call a body tied up with 2 militant muslims standing behind you, forcing you to beg allah for mercy before they slowly disembowel you. I'd cum in my fucking pants to see a fucking shit stain like you get wiped off the ass crack of the planet. The amount of sheer joy I'd experience from seeing you writhing in pain as your disgusting fat stomach is sliced open like a cantaloup and Muhammad pulls out your intestines inch by inch would be unfathomable. The sounds of your screams would be music to my ears, I'd record it and listen to your final dying bursts of sonic agony first thing every morning. I can't wait for you to die already and finally do the world some good by ridding it of your sickening presence. I hope you rot in hell, maggot.
>>741485944
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>741486030
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of /b/. /b/ is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." /b/ is not Facebook's whiteknighting. /b/ is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.
We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
>>741483045
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm 5'9...
>>741483317
>niggers
>>741486262
>>741486262
>I'm 5'9...
>>741483476
Where the fuck is his chin?
>>741483692
Holy FUCK SHIT THATS DISGUSTING
>>741483045
>>741486053
It was pasta bro
>>741486640
Stfu
>>741486640
>>741484495
>with a gassy green tinge
but you're giving them exactly what they want, anon
>>741483753
well i lost too
>>741486640
......
>>741486588
i was expecting a dog to jump out of nowhere
>>741486540
I would not hit either of them...
Well maybe the thin girl without curves if she dressed like a schoolgirl...
>>741486695
>true?
Watches are at $ 0?
>>741485609
its actually people fuck white
so xirt is implying that the white race is the best of them all
>>741483045
Always grab your woman by the waist anons...
>>741486540
>inbound vore
>>741486752
>she is holding the 'processor'
>>741487121
that is fucking hugely creepy
>>741484035
must be the butter knife they use to butter their bread...cause lord knows they ain't eatin' normal sized portions!
>>741486540
Who's the one on the right please?
>>741483045
This whole stupid fucking thread. Fuck women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc
>>741484330
Honestly awesome
Squad
https://youtu.be/q6jpPINj1O0
>>741486869
i was really hoping
>>741486588
Is there more?
>>741487698
search the webm name on xvideos
she eats the bread after
>>741486481
>>741483881
virgins
>>741487791
if that kid had asked his mom's for help getting something from the top shelf he would have gotten beat for it anyways.
>>741484330
Alpha af
>>741487761
>>741487761
I figured she ate it, thanks anon
>>741486752
not amused. im to pissed to even rape them at this point
>>741484383
Skrillex is such a faggot
>>741483238
Still gold.
>>741483317
What the fuck did the fandom do to that poor game!?!...(sorry for my English)
>>741486053
Cringe
>>741483692
Discusting
>>741488072
>>741487512
kek
>>741483317
>lithoromantic
...does that mean they are sexually attracted to rocks?
>>741486053
This has to be pasta right??
>>741483407
Have a question
>>741483238
I don't understand, saying you like eating people with your asshole isn't the same as telling people you're gay, or that you've been lying about something. I thought terrible fetishes were supposed to be a secret
>>741486053
Prepare yourselves, this is the worst shit I've got.
>>741483317
>making every hated character white
and then people wonder why it gets hated on
>>741488338
I think that kid is literally autistic. Like you'd have to be completely disconnected from understanding social norms and cues to think that's in any way an okay thing to do.
>>741484383
Using pokemon to push your goal...thank god a lot of millenials don't vote and those that did have more than 2 brain cells
>>741484330
>happy halloween
>>741486365
> Men below 6' exist
>>741487121
All for "comfortable family nudity", but is that a chick with a receding hairline, or a dude with tits?
>>741483519
lost, this picture will never not be funny, the candle lighter always gets me
>>741483295
*vomit*
>>741483238
Wait... So he eats people with his asshole???
>>741483345
>scott pilgrim, adventure time, 80's-90's anime
ay fuk u mayn
Where were you when the reddit cuck got raped by his bull?
>>741486640
> here sleep
>>741484383
Fucking Beta males
>>741488484
Holy fuck
>>741484561
I never thought i would ever see a walking lard ball
>>741483692
Not my proudest fap
>>741484035
*waddles behind you*
>>741486640
grx
>>741488484
It really spins my fidget
>>741483238
In Soviet Russia, ass eat you!
>>741483407
Behold, the KKK-level lunatic fringe of the left.
>>741484561
It should say fuck carbohydrates, sugars, small portion size and not enough exercise.
>>741489402
One of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDscmpAjoQU
>>741488924
fucking hell
how is it possible to go this low ?
>>741483045
lol all the hispanic guys "que hija de puta"
>>741486640
>>741488924
>She will be visiting him one last time
>>741487382
what
>>741484859
Didn't know this thread was about to get real, I'm off to sleep and contemplate if my sex junk is so oh oh oh
>>741486534
but muh colonialism! muh opression!!!
>>741487382
Context?
>>741483562
>not 'Bloody Decapitation'
trash
>>741486752
FUCKING WHY
>>741486640
pew
>>741483335
People like that make me ashamed to say I'm an atheist.
>>741483283
>MFW I see a npc with nice clothing in a Bethesda game
>>741490801
>great contribution to the cringe thread. pic of you would set it off nicely. I imagine you are a fucking riot to look at.
>>741483317
The most cancerous fandom
>>741490368
Only 1.8% of any Americans owned any slaves. The RICH 1.8%. And this was when slavery was at its peak.
>1.8%
3000 free RICH black men owned black slaves in 1860
>3000 black slave owners in 1860
The FIRST owner of a black slave in the colonies was a black man who brought his slave with him. The slave thought he'd be free on American soil but his owner challenged it in court. And won, setting legal precedent.
>First owner of a black slave in America, was black
Slavery was how many African nations got wealthy. But they got greedy and started kidnapping and enslaving white Europeans. Several million white Europeans were enslaved in North Africa between 1300-1850.
So Europe made slavery illegal so that they could force Africa to stop enslaving white people. Africa told them to fuck off. So Europe went to war with them, and to free the white slaves (First Barbary war).
Africa was soon at it again, so boom, the 2nd Barbary war had to happen, only this time, Europe stayed put in Africa to keep slavery from happening again. France took control of the Algerian coast (start of French Foreign Legion) and this started colonialism.
Because AFRICA REFUSED TO STOP ITS SLAVE TRADE
Jews financed the Dutch who traded the slave trade triangle>slaves>sugar>rum. Jews owned most of the slave ships. Africans captured other Africans, then sold them to the traders who showed up in the Gulf of Benin. This is how so many rich African kings and princes got so rich.
>>741484383
Mary Sue's are not Heros.
>>741488685
>Implying any Muslim worth a shit would want some fat loser who spends copious amounts of time on 4chan to like them
>>741490608
kek
>>741487845
yes, we had the same book in biologie klasse in DEUTSCHLAND
>>741490444
Don't mind me y'all just gonna check dem trips
>>741484407
yeah I'm going with a fingerbox type thing
>>741484859
that is a pretty awesome drawing
>>741486752
>>741484952
funny you read that as "smug", but I guess that being autistic makes reading faces a challenge or something right? not trying to be mean - just curious.
>>741486588
is she putting mayo on her cooch? is this for dog lickings?
>>741488011
Goes to show gingers have no soul
>>741486640
mrfc
>>741486668
shiii
>>741486604
His replay was also pasta.
God, newfags. Does this term even have a point anymore?
>>741491180
citation needed. I want to believe this though
>>741483574
You must have a difficult life.
>>741484330
Wish my foreskin was that loose
>>741492100
i bet he has more sex than any of you do
>>741486540
im crazy about the right one
>>741486365
I'm also still growing though...I think...
>>741484330
Might do this later. Penis Amber.
>>741486534
Anyone got the source for this?
>>741483452
It looks like his face is eating it's self
>>741483295
I love the word 'classy', it's exclusively used by people with no class.
>>741483345
it's poking fun at them, right?
>>741485609
You're misreading it, the phrase is:
>"White people fuck white people."
Which is how it should be.
>>741488011
kek
>>741483221
some OC
>>741486053
>>741484249
i'd slam this hog
>>741492452
gay people have more sex than straight people in general
>>741483272
I would fight thy monkey deamon that perches on your shoulder
>>741488039
Poor game? The game is fucking garbage
>>741483345
>>scott pilgrim, adventure time, 80's-90's anime
yeah suck my balls
>>741486540
i wanna see the whole thing
>>741486640
Fuck Trump
>>741493380
Please post a quality game so I can judge your opinion. Though I will give you that the game CERTAINLY wasn't GotY like it won.
>>741483519
this is so me
I'm that sad and way too nice virgin but on the other hand that gross creep with a fetish for twisted things
>>741491180
so what - I mean assuming it is true, why should I give a shit. are you saying slavery is ok?
>>741484561
Nice try but still he won't be fucked
>>741493571
Why does that look so fucking weird?
>>741487121
I, too, saw this on Reddit.
But I'm not a faggot so I didn't post it here.
>>741484330
neto
>>741489152
lost
>nothing personnel kid
>>741493533
Devil may cry 3
>>741483221
obvious troll post is obvious
>>741487338
in tech you're judged by your merit. Women don't like that concept