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>>741467342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10M4Itmw7vH

you gotta pay up my nigger

>>741467514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KR3HRCZgM8

My, my, daddy, you cock is very adorable! Can i lick it?

Daddy be nimble, daddy be quick, Daddy, has a rock hard dick.
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
Daddy cums so much, he can’t cum anymore.
Ghost cummy, Ghost cummy, don’t be scared!
There’s always more cummies that can be shared.
Daddy make me squishy, daddy makes me wet.
Daddy treats me like his little pet.
Daddy makes me happy, daddy is sweet,
Daddy likes to give me his cummies to eat.
Daddy makes me happy and I make him happy too,
I suck on his dick and watch it grow huge.
Daddy isn’t scary, daddy is brave.
Daddy really likes it when I behave.
Better not cry, better not pout,
Better let daddy make you squishy throughout.
Just me and my daddy hanging out.
I got pretty hungry, so I started to pout.
He asked if I was down for something yummy.
I asked “What?”, he said he’d give me his cummy.
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole.
To makes daddy happy, it’s my only goal.
Harder daddy, harder daddy!
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
I’m daddy’s little princess, but I’m also a whore.

We will carry out the new creation of destruction through the power of righteousness. Territories... peoples... authorities... all will be liberated. This is the new state "A World With No Boundaries" will create. Neither nations nor nationalities have meaning. We will erase these unnecessary borders. The World With No Boundaries will pen a new story. The world will change."

Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.

The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

>>741468031
Pathetic.

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>>741468031
You're aware OP is male, right?
Even Revy sounds weird reading this autism

OP is best OP

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>>741468425
i know

>>741467909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bFkNISK26b
>>741468032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nj7wQrqx9A

Hold on some fucks are distracting me

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>>741468688

wew lad wew lad, cant you see, all i want is mommies tendies.

>>741468031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o6EsWAENRb
>>741468130
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iOtjcM94iX
>>741469010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tq6a4rHBNw

Degenerate!
Degenerates!
The happening is now!
Its happening!
Get out of my way, degenerate!
Fascism? This is Kekistan!

Zeta is the coolest dude

>>741469395
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tq6a4rHBNw
veddy nice

>>741469417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYBQFsJzVw
>>741469544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JuEDuo7M0k

Zeta is a nigger loving kike

>>741469395
I can fap to this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Zeta can off himself

"If you beg for it I'll fill up your pussy"

Zeta is the most radical, gnarly dude I've ever seen

>>741469395
I think I made the exact same comment when I recorded that shit.. I'm surprised people don't post more shitty copypasta here

>>741470438
That is a lie and you know it

Zeta...

The worst thing has happened just yesterday.

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.

So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.
It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.
My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.

About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.

And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

This one time I was watching Toy Story 2 and just as I was about to cum, I jammed my finger down my urethra to stop the cummies from coming out. I let it harden and then made a pee pee cummie poo. I splurge for Zerg.

>>741470438
>>741469901
>>741470204
>>741469544
no zetaposting allowed

>>741469901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KiQQPPT4tW
>>741470045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1loRrFr4IGv
>>741470204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u5NrIOQht0
>>741470219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxmWW73D8R
>>741470438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s117NX0IKwvS

>>741470793
noice

There is still hope for this world, Anon. Become one with the meme. In great numbers the power of memes is amplified to god levels. You can use them to summon Kek. He is the only one that can defeat Moloch now. You know that girl is counting on you to save her, you better hurry and prepare for you final battle. Are you ready? Come back when you are ready. Then lets do this!

>>741470614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKhb61Pa5B
>>741470701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C6d5fi6P63

These are pretty autistic

>>741470793
Movie announcer dirty talk.. i can dig it

zeta so rad is mai waifu and I finger myself to the thought of his young, smooth, slender feminine benis impregnating my boipucci every single night

also zeta if your reading this pls respond

>>741471169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KyFlLjxVG9

>>741471327
thanks

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>>741471324
zeta here

Capitalism and Communism are two sides of the same international Jewish coin.

>>741471878
Prove it nignog

>>741472138
h-how

>>741467181
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this pantless enchantress?

>>741472296
post your yummy yummy i want your cummy in my tummy femcock

i should use these voice samples for some sort of shitpost later

Moloch smells like ass!

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>>741472524
proof

>>741472682
kek

>>741472682
zeta off yourselve

Zeta is a fucking faggot. Vokun is top tier nigga

>>741472900
k

>>741472682
Why did you black out your email faggot

>>741472997
i don't want fags like you emailing me

>>741472997
cuz dox you dumb fuck

dubs nao

Did OP abandon thread?

>>741473045
You can email me considering I gave you mine 2 months ago. Still nothing

>>741473283
op is a faget

>>741472682
that's not a dickpic, dumb nigger can't even follow the simpler instruction smdh

>>741473308
So is Zeta

oh no OP abandoon trhead what do

>>741473462
At least he is cute

>>741473545
That's debatable

waaaaaaaaa OP abandon thread

>>741473595
fek you

Does somebody else want to take over the thread?

>>741473585
No it isn't, quick Zeta post a pic to shut this nigger the fuck up

>>741471673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17l3CFQoIgq

>>741472130
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EekqkptvUC

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>>741472440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1glCQIbetCJ

>>741472612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZABsBbo55k
>>741472913
>>741470438

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04TZgZLjlmK

>>741474497
pls do >>741471324

>>741471324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NplXR170ds

>>741474497
pls don't bully me

>>741474776
thanks you

>>741467624
>vocaroo.com/i/s1KR3HRCZgM8
Aren't you the same guy who made this thread a while back? I remember because you sound a lot like Cr1tiKaL (or however you spell his name).

I hereby declare this random britanon, known as Vokun, as the High King of 4chan.

>>741474776
yes zeta here
add me on the discord

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here you go>>741474497
>>741474776

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>>741475680
>>741475792
STOP POSTING AND BULLYING ME

Let's settle this question with the help of this poll once and for all:

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1142295x1FeC4ffC-48

>>741475968
haha nice meem

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Here is some proof of zeta's faggotry

>>741475968
tbh zeta's the faggot that probably made this poll

>>741470793
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1loRrFr4IGv
hellbent?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13659689

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bump because zeta's a massive fag

This thread offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Transracial-Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual beastialophobic sexist racist incestophobic white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian. BTW my pronouns are "God" "god's" and "Godself"?

here is a better poll http://www.strawpoll.me/13659698

can you say: "Robert? what the FUCK are you doing in Estonia get back to finland!"

>>741476510
i have a Chinese friend named Robert

>>741476510
no

fuck you flavio you're such an egotistical faggot

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WHO'S THE IMPOSTER

>>741476980
*raises paw*

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>>741477063
>paw
FUCKING FURRY REEEEEEE
ZETA HAS NO TIME FOR FURRY TRASH

>>741477063
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>741477144
Zeta chill the fuck down

>>741467181
ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder

This is now a Zeta thread

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>>741477339
I CAN'T
I CAN'T
IM TRIGGERED

>>741477554
No faggot. Vokun Thread

>>741477687
new and better thread

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here

I would like to talk to you about black holes. You see black holes can actually be used as euphemisms for asshole. Take your mums asshole for instance. It's gape reaches across the galaxies. Galaxies are actually a collection of a bunch of stars. Collection coming from Latin word collectus meaning "to collect". You know what else is fun to collect? Stamps. Originated in England they actually were first used in France by Napoleon to order mail brides from Russia. In Russian empire there are these things called babushkas. They are dolls with many layers, each containing a smaller version of itself. According to a new study, the universe could also be made up of such layers. In one layer I could be cock juggling clown having a cock for a penis and you could be straight. But how do we define straight? What Is a line in mathematics? A line goes on forever. Forever is a wonderful concept which is difficult to graps with out tiny brains. According to new research from neuroscience your brain is actually finite. But accoriding to an ancient Greek philosopher. If you were to spank me, you could never actually do it, since your hadn has to travel hakf the way to my voluptuous bottom, and then a fourth and an eight, and so on. Speaking of Greece did you know that they had a steady decline in culture and economy for the past few thousands years, culminating in the poverty that they live in now. Did you know that povery actually originated in the ancient Mesopotamia? It was invented by the aristocracy to keep the man down and impose obedience. Aristocracy did a lot of weird shit. Such has proclaiming themselves to be gods in ancient Egypt and in doing some force themselves to mate with each other, since they couldn't mate with normies, in doing so inventing incest. Inventing was invented in England during the industrial age, and it gave birth to the computers which run on Quantum Mechanics. Quantum luctuations are what gave birth to black holes.

Ty Surebek is the biggest cuck on planet earth.

Why we hate the Zeta again?

>>741478742
idk but add the nigger on discord to annoy him
Zeta so rad#4999

>>741478742
Because zeta is the biggest faggot in the discord server

>>741478821
How is he a faggot?

>>741479131
why don't you ask him yourself

>>741479221
burden of the proof

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>>741479370
Here's a strawpoll proving that act

>>741475207
Yes sir that's me
>>741476368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tqUkWcsRSY
I loved this one
>>741476510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VaUvPXbjtB

>>741474288
<3

Z

E

>>741477869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TK4y8WqpT
>>741472440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00CsUWuSdQI

T

A

>>741480963
DELETE THIS

>>741481010
delete your dad fag enabler

>>741480937
>>741480961
>>741480989
>>741481010
IS A FAGGOT

Say "Zeta has no benis"

>>741481402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U3vg9WUaNP

Rachel, I could use a hand here. Tay? Anyone? Perfect, I'm on my own again.

If dubs Zeta must kill himself

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