So recently, I fucked up big-time, and don't really have

its not yours man your all good

>>741435098
Dude. You're suicidal. Kill her, see where it goes. If they catch up to you, you can still an hero.

>>741435410
OP here.
I think it is my kid, because she hasn't had sex with anyone else, and I completely believe her.

>>741435513
but u cheeked for holes and there were none

Put the kid up for adoption. Simple and effective.

>>741435559
I know. But.. She's done the test and everything multiple times.

Tell that bitch to abort it because neither of you can support a child. If she keeps it, let it be known to her that you will not support an unplanned pregnancy, because she is the one responsible for it's birth. If she tries to do child support, I'd threaten to ruin her life. Scare her into submission if you can, but try to negotiate hard first. It's only been a few hours. How long as she known about it? If it's been awhile, and she's thought it over herself, she's either trying to hitch you with a child or 'have something in this world that loves me.' she's obviously single and lonely, so.

TLDR; Fuck her. This isn't your problem. It's not your job to raise a child you didn't want.

>>741435640
Pretty sure she wants to keep the kid, too.

>>741435410
This, take the paternity test, prove your not the father and ride of into the sunset.

Disappear on her. Does she know your name or where you live ?

did you check for STDs m8

if you got her pregnant chances are you could get fucked up too

>>741435664
She is apparently about 16 weeks.
And still technically married on paper to a guy that cheated on her, but they're not "married" anymore.

>>741435734
Both clean.

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>>741435098

DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST DN

>>741435715
She knows everything.

do a dna test if its yours run block her and move

>>741435513
why would you believe her? Remember women are all a fount of lies and act accordingly.

Falcon punch maybe?

He's can't flee town. I highly doubt she doesn't know where he's going to college if they're even remotely friends.

>>741435736

You're not responsible. The married guy is legally the child's father. Claim ignorance/innocence until she gets a court order for the DNA paternity test.

>>741435736
its the exhusbands you retard. Do not fall into this whores trap

Hmmm... this is hard.

So, she wants to keep the kid, she won't get an abortion, and you are perfectly sure you are the father.

You are in a tight spot. You did say she had a previous husband, however. Ask her when they broke up. Ask her if she ever got drunk around or with him. If she ever did, then there is a chance the kid is his.

Chill, OP, we got your back.

Quit your job, wait 2 months, kill yourself.

If you have any life insurance and an hero she could try to get a gib for the baby.

If you don't have a job just kill yourself.

I dont know your parents but i doubt they would actually kick you out, parents make threats like that to scare you into not doing stupid shit. Clearly it diddnt work.

Kids arent the end of the world, ive got two of the little fuckers and life has hardly changed

>>741435910
She claims she hasn't slept with him, and I believe her. She's a good person.

>>741435783
That's where you fucked up, you have to give these bitches an alias these days and not fuck them at your house ...

Try to convince her that you both are not ready for a child, but do it in a way that shows that you want the best for everybody, not just yourself. Try to show that if you both are not ready then having a child will bring a lot of problems to you, her, and the kid. Just try to convince her (in a kind but stern way) that you both are not ready for a kid. good luck

Soo... Is anyone here going to call it this bait or....

Sounds like you stuck your dick in crazy. Never stick your dick in crazy OP.

>>741436083
She already has a kid. She made a comment, "Well, at least I know the kid will be cute".

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You just got sperm jacked my dude. Kill her and leave a warning in blood to any other women who would dare. Do it for your /B/ros, do it for mankind.

>>741436128
Dis bait. We wuz kings.

If you had a condom on the whole time every time you guys had sex it obviously isn't your kid plain and simple. Unless she can prove without a doubt that it's yours with a DNA test you really have no obligation here.

>>741436289
This isn't bait. I'm freaking the fuck out.

>>741436083

Gonna agree with this guy.

Here, say this:

"Look, ____, I know you want this baby and want to raise him, and I want to just as much as you. But face it. We can't afford to raise a child, we don't even have experience or support from anyone. I want to keep the child as much as you, but there is no feasible way to have a child. Not now, not when we have so little to support ourselves. Please, be rational and think about it. We just can't do it."

That should work.

>>741435513
I think you may be surprised, OP. If you're hundred percent sure that was not you, how do you think she managed to get pregnant anyway, precum?

I don't mean to hurt you when i say this: don't assume that the child is yours without double checking it first, OP. This is your entire life we're talking about, be firm, get a dna test or something.

I'm not the quoted anon.

>>741436420
I tried something akin to that, and we talked in person for like two hours about the whole thing.

Didn't work, eh?

>>741435098
Get a drug dealer or midwife to get some of this:
>http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-6111/misoprostol-oral/details
Crush it up in her drink or somehow fool her into taking enough to cause a miscarriage.
>¿¿¿
>profit

>>741436445
I know condoms only have a 98% effectiveness, but still, with just precum, there's really that big of a chance?

>>741436522
I really don't want to do anything illegal. I couldn't. I just don't want to be a dad. But I couldn't go to that extreme.

>>741436410
If this isn't bait you are fucking retarded. Hope your kid grows up to be a better member of society than you.

>>741436250
oh FUCK my sides

But were you firm in your stance when you said no?

You can't bend to her will. You have to make her see the problem.

>>741435513
If she slept with you after a few hours of meeting her then you are not the only dude who's fucked her recently. Don't be dumb.

>>741436584
Motherfucker, it's either that or try to dodge child support.
Also, it's LITERALLY just the abortion pill that you would get at an abortion clinic.

>>741436693
We just saw each other a few times at the bar before anything happened.

>>741436593
I realize I fucked up. I shouldn't be having sex until I'm ready to have a child, but I did it anyway because it's fun.

>you won't catch any fish with that
>it's not even a hook and your bait is literally water!
>>this thread

>>741436022
wil you fuck off and shut up man, shes a woman. Its not yours. 8% of kids arn't the children f the man who thinks hes the father and gets called "dad". look it up. Just find out how to do a secret test and find out. It cant hurt. Think of what you would do to get out of this. shes probably just as desperate but in the other direction. You guys werent in a relationship so its probably not yours

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>>741436022
He probably fucked her in her sleep. I do this with my wife all the time. it feels greate to bust a nut deep in a sleeping woman. If you are as youngas U say U are, go fuck college girls, not old exwifes.

>>741436853
I believe her. Or at least I believe she's an honest and trustworthy person. I guess there's still the chance, though. Fuck.

>>741435867
Listen to this man.

Just deny. Never EVER admit the possibility of being the father until after (if) you're forced into a paternity test. If she's lying, she won't want you to do the test and you win anyway.
Also break off all contact now.

How long have you been sleeping with her?

>>741436716
I have the cash to do child support, but that would leave me with almost nothing at the end of the month. And if she's out of work, I'm fucked.

U Fucked up. now from here you need to think rational, anything you send to her via text/call can be use against you in court. I dont support abortion , but if its not your kid you can get out. If you wore a condom everytime its very unlikely its yours. You need to tell her she needs a dna test. I doubt it is yours, odds are in your favor. . I gurantee she has been saying multiple guys, your the only one who is falling for this bs. get a dna

>>741437199
Slept with her for about three months, and in those months, we probably only had sex six or so times, and I've never came inside the condom, either.

>>741437248
She sounds black...

lmaoooooo never came in the condom? DUDE ITS NOT YOURS LOL TELL HER STRAIGHT UP GET A DNA TEST, I KNOW ITS NOT MINE. I NEVER CAME INSIDE THE CONDOM

>>741437295

So.. you slept with her over 3 months. 3x4 = 12 weeks and she says she's 16 weeks pregnant.

Something doesn't add up. Don't let her play you OP.

>>741437386
I told her I came to make her feel better. It just wasn't good sex/angles.

>>741437415
No, I meant that's how long we had actually been having sex. I met her last November-ish, and we had sex up until about three months ago, and that's how long she said she's been pregnant for. I guess.

Haha you got a niggah baby mama tryin to fuck with yo shit and steel yo animoooli. Cut the bitch with a razor dawg, or fuck the cunt up and hide the body off some highway.

Where's the proof she's even pregnant?

Has she done a test in front of you?

>>741437692
Test in front of her friend, I got to see two kits, both positive. Friend even felt the fetus move.

>>741437248
You are basically fucked from all directions.
The only ways out of this is if it somehow isn't yours, you convince her not go go after you for child support, or if you slip her the abortion pill and wash your hands of the whole situation.
If not you are just gonna be a child support cuck.
>or this whole thread is a troll

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You didn't cum, why the fuck are you so worried?

>>741437773
Not a troll. Wouldn't be wasting my time. I haven't browsed /b/ for a couple years, to be honest.

And why are you believing her fucking nonsense, OP? I've dealt with whores like this hundreds of times before, she's pregnant with someone who's not your child and not your responsibility.

>>741437807
When someone tells you they need to "tell you something important", and you end up meeting up with them to find two positive pregnancy tests in your face, you start to get worried sick. At least that was my experience a few hours ago.

Given your situation, I highly doubt the child is yours. You wore protection each time- and seriously- if you slept with her within hours of meeting her, of course she's been having sex with other people. Demand a DNA test and all that. Don't back down.

>>741437838
So, what's it gonna be then?
Are you gonna rely on the chance it isn't yours or are you willing to go with the sure thing of giving her a pill and making this all go away?
You said you didn't want to do anything illegal, but suicide is illegal so you're contradicting yourself.

>>741437641

That is still suspicious. You've already got most of the advice you need. You've apparently tried to talk her down like one anon sugested. Now you need to go full denial. Tell her that's not possible and go on with your life. Ignore her.

If she tries to get a lawyer involved still ignore her. If it goes so far as you being forced into a paternity test, fine. On weight of probabilities you're not the father. You have nothing to fear.

Just cut contact and don't let her bait you. Do not respond to threats and do not suggest in writing (or while possibly being recorded) that you might be the father.

If she threatens you, DO NOT RESPOND. Just ignore her until (and only if) the courts get involved. In that case, you're still probably not the father so a paternity test will save you.

Just calm down and go about your life.

>>741437767
>Friend even felt the fetus move.

16weeks. you are just trollin us. or plain stupid

>>741437539
...you know you cannot get a girl pregnant by telling them you came ... It doesn't work like that.

>>741438030
I don't know much about babies.

We stopped having sex around then, so it's entirely possible.

OP, this was said so many time in this thread already, but listen to them. You've used condoms, you checked the condoms. The chances that the child is your are close to 0. I know you say that she's a good person and that she says she hasn't slept with anyone else besides you and to be honest, when I was as young as you I would have completly belived her too. But if I ever learned something in my life, it's that women try to be manipulative to get their way and there are almost NO exceptions. She probably doesn't even has "bad intent" in her mind, she's thinking something along the lines of "Yes it's not by him but we could have a nice life together with the child and I don't want to abort.".

Ignore her until the child comes, if she wants child support then, she'll have to do a DNA test. Either she'll do the test since she's actually thinking you're the father (then you're fucked) or she won't do the teest because she know you're not the father and you're free.

>>741438022
I don't feel like I could ignore this. I wish I could just not care, but I don't want my whole town hating me or my friends/family to disown me.

>>741437927
OP don't be a retard. If you didn't even cum AND you wore a condom, the child can't be yours. Stop listening to her, she's trying to trick you.

>>741438438
There's still a very very minuscule chance it is. I feel so sick right now and I don't know what to believe.

>>741435818
Yea that solves most problems

>>741438349

You're not ignoring it, you're addressing it in the correct manner. You are not the father. Repeat that to yourself and don't get sucked into the guilt trip. Focus, anon. I'm starting to think you're baiting.

Look OP, the responsible and moral thing to do is man up, marry her. Legitimize the child's future and provide legal and financial security and and right minded patriotic American would do. So what if it costs you some education? ago out and get a job. And stop whining. That's what reponsible people do.

>>741438689
I'm trying to tell myself that, but I don't want to be thought of as a shitty person. I haven't cried in a long time, and I'm crying right now. I swear this isn't bait. But that's hard to know, coming from another anon on the internet. I want to believe I'm not the father.

>>741438697
I don't want to marry her. I don't like her like that at all. And she's still legally married on paper. Plus, a month or so after we started talking, she'd always bring some sort of drama into my circle of friends.

>>741438924

Then take notes, or at least a screencap for reference. Get all the crying you need to do done, then look over it again. Don't use your emotions as an excuse not to play smart. Worth through them, and then carefully think this through.

Be careful not to let her or anyone else get at you while you're vulnerable.

>>741435098
Someone post the infogrphic on how to mix an abortion-inducing cocktail.

It had like tons of parsley and spinach in it if I remember.

make her drink that, claim its a smoothie.

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>>741439192
And then her friend sends me this. This is another reason why I feel like it's mine. excuse the shitty font. I like it.

>>741435659
Are you fucking retarded?

>>741438924

I've been in this situation OP. Take this guys advice he is ABSOLUTELY right.

I had another similar situation, in which a girl was trying to trick me into making her pregnant - she was all over me and would tell me everything she thought I wanted to hear. One day I decided to test her and said "Oh, a couple of years ago I had a vasectomy" - I've never seen a girl vanish off the radar so fast.

You need to think of it this way - women are programmed to want to have babies. They will take the same crazy risks and lie, that us men do when they're trying to get a fuck.

Do not trust this girl, they will say ANYTHING in these situations, they have zero moral compass when it comes to babies.

>>741439275
Trying not to be. I'm a wreck, and scared right now. So, sorry if it seems like I'm just being stupid.

Another possibility to consider is that she really wanted a child, and got your sperm from a used condom after sex.

>>741439265

Don't respond. Stop talking to people about this, it only makes things worse. Do NOT give them ammunition to use against you. Turn the phone off for a day if you have to. Proccess your fear. Cry, sleep, run, lift, whatever. You need to understand you are not in a position to think clearly now and get to moving through that. Stop telling us "but it might be". Yes, it might be, but that's not relevant right now.

Save this thread and get back to crying by all means, but do not engage this woman or her sympathisers.

>>741439492
Doubt it's that. I pocketed them all and threw them away at a later time so that exact thing wouldn't happen.

>>741439590
I think this is the best advice I've gotten so far, Thank you. Doing this.

Op, you're a gullible idiot and deserve to pay for life for a kid that is not even yours. You never came, not even in the condom, her friends can feel the fetus 16 weeks in (she should work in hospitals, cheaper and more effective than machines), and you won't even ask for a paternity test. She and her husband will laugh when raising their own kid with someone else's money.
And you know why this will happen? Because of your fucking pride. Because you think "Oh no it cannot be happening to me, I can not be like all those idiots on the Internet that get scammed by women, others might be like that but no, she'd never lie to me".
Wake the fuck up, they are BOTH using you, will take your money and enjoy their life ruining yours.
Disappear from her life, block her everywhere unless SHE requests a paternity test.
If she does and it's yours, it's a different matter and you'll have to face it. But it is so blatantly obvious that you are a hopeless idiot paying for someone else's life.
Don't talk to her ever again UNLESS she comes back asking for a paternity test.
Also next time bang someone who's not "technically still married but not really".
You're still in time, don't let them fuck up your life.

>>741438689

The town would prefer backing a married woman who has been cheating ?

Lets recap
used condom and no breaks
16 weeks preggo but only fucking for 3
felt featus move even though at 16 weeks its impossible
"Friend" has seen kits but not given you any proof or done a test in front of you.

She is being this evasive about the whole thing its clearly not yours. Just tell her you want a DNA test to prove it, she will flip out , ignore her and walk off and stick to your guns.

How the fuck you got into a college i dont know. She is 100% either just after money or to trap you.... aka still after money but for the next 18 years.

man the fuck up, request dna test, tell her to fuck off and get a none psycho woman.

Op, you need to slip her the abortion pill. Seriously. You can get a chick to get it from planned parenthood for free. She needs to take it asap. It's less effective after 9 weeks. Slip it into her drink.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/abortion/the-abortion-pill

its not yours retard. i know your young but still retarded. NOT YOURS

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>>741439338
Calm down, and ignore everyone who isn't me.

You can't ignore her at this point. You need to keep an open dialogue about this with her. Tell her that you are very certain that this is not your kid, and that even if it was you aren't in a position to raise a child. Don't be disrespect to her, but remain assertive and don't accept or imply that the child is yours. When she has the kid one of three things will happen. She wants child support and you get a DNA test and it comes up false, you get the test and it comes up positive, or she drops it all together and continues with raising/putting it up for adoption herself. DO NOT ACCEPT THAT IT IS YOURS. IT IS VERY LIKELY NOT YOURS. Make her get a DNA test, but don't be rude or dismissive about the situation in the meantime. Best of luck anon.

>>741439857
She's told me on one occasion, she slept with her ex because she was lonely. But that was farther back than we'd been having sex, if I remember correctly. Sigh.
Thank you, and everyone else who gave somewhat legitimate advice in this thread. I'm going to request a paternity test.

>>741439777

The advantage of forcing her to escalate the situation to a DNA test is it makes allowance for the (I think unlikely) possibility OP is the father. In that worst case, it's better to open the possibility of her self-silencing out of her own doubt or fear.

>>741440037
No problem. Try not to worry about it so badly for now. Turn off your phone and take a break from the outside world for a while. It will help you. Also, if you have a Kik and need someone to talk to, I'd be happy to continue offering advice.

>>741440037
She usually won't feel the pregnancy till 2nd month so that's up to 8 weeks or so after. My GF didn't feel it till about 10 weeks(she has missed her period up to 2 whole months before) most likely raw dogged her ex and took a full load

>>741435659
What did you do with the used condom? Unless she used purposefully tired to impregnate herself after you left, it ain't yours.

>>741440090
What happens when I ask her for a DNA test? What do I do if she gets mad or how do I deal with all of that, just straight-up ask her?

>>741435736
Dude by law husband is presumed legal father. Run while you can

>>741440235
Read the thread, he said he pocketed them.

>>741440235
Pocketed them just in case she did that.

>>741435098
When I saw the photo the OP used, I thought this was going to be a different sort of thread. I am somewhat disappointed.

>>741440090
Very true, guess it depends how certain you are that it'll come back negative. If i had used a condom each time, that had not broken that id binned myself away from the woman id be pushing for one as its sooner to end the issue.

>>741435867
>>741435870
These. You're geting played, if this all isn't bait.

>>741440318
Heh same

>>741436022
A good person doesn't force a child on someone that can't afford it

>>741440292
This.

>>741440276
If she starts throwing a fit and being angry it's because deep down she knows it could be her Ex's. Tell her calmly you refuse to be put on the birth certificate as the father, you refuse to pay child support unless it is proven without a doubt yours through a DNA test.
If she refuses to get a DNA test there might be legal options for you to not have to pay child support.

Commit infanticide once it's born.

>>741435513

ok now i c this is b8

>>741440183
You a doctor or a lawyer or anything? Or just honestly trying to help? I have to ask, because I don't see helpful people often that go out of their way like this.

This happened to me too. Aslong as she has a ex-husband or anything you will be in the right to ask for a DNA check and therefore you will be free of all rights and such-

>>741436533
Precum can carry sperm if you have nutted in the past 24 hours or so. Otherwise you should be safe.

>>741440519
Just a nice guy who doesn't like to see others get taken advantage of.

>>741436725
You are not the only person she has seen a few times...

>>741435098
Easy: tell her that you're not raising a child so if she doesn't get an abortion, she's on her own

>>741440511
Not bait. I'm just trusting. :(

>>741440581
Also the fact that you're getting advice here means you probably have nobody else you that you can talk to openly, so you turn to an anonymous place where you can't be hurt in the real world for help. You could use someone who legitimately has your best interests in mind.

>>741435513
>because she hasn't had sex with anyone else

Stop it. Check your fucking facts and ask for a paternity test. You would be far from the first man to be duped into taking care of a child that isn't his. Even further from being the first man to believe his girl isn't fucking someone else when she is. How stupid can you be? Your judgement is not infallible.

>>741440581
Made a new Kik because I'm sure you're not the only one gonna be messaging me.
It's "anondaddio"

>>741440716
I should've phrased that as in "she SAID she hasn't had sex with anyone else"

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>>741435098
The girl has values and a brain. Abortion is un American and something only a liberal cuck would do. You marry that woman and start caring for the baby.

>>741441101
OP and the girl are both niggers.
Are you sure that's the advice you want to give?

>>741441181
Both white.

>>741441236
Marry the girl and raise your fucking son. For the good of your people.

>>741440436
:)

Alright you guys. How has this gotten so far without a picture of this so-called knocked up girl. Gonna need to see that to actually offer solid advice.

>>741441287
I don't like her like that. It would be a loveless marriage and I'd hate that.

Highly doubt its yours op, that condom 98% effective rate takes into account misuse, that 2% is where they rip, fall off, are used multiple times or are expired and have tiny holes in them. Used properly it's 100% they even stop viruses like HIV which are a helluva lot smaller than sperm so unless you used them wrong you shouldn't be worried. Get a paternity test! Also at 16 weeks she should be starting to show, she'd be able to feel it kick but it's unlikely anybody else can. Has she gotten a sonogram? She should, at 16 weeks it's big enough to determine the gender in most cases. My guess is it's her ex's or some other guy she shacked up with and would prefer you be the father. Don't believe what she says until you get those test results, many men have been duped.

>>741441452
Can't do that. She's rather large and I'm rather..not. It was just a bar buddy turned into a casual thing for a short while. Now we're barely even friends, and then she puts this on me.

>>741441181
Does not affect the matter. You American, you live by the values. Trump is the president of the people not just the white democraphic. I see where you are coming, nigs being nigs, but you harm the values of your country and Trump's image by handing out free passes

FYI, even a fertile woman ovulating only has about a 30% chance of getting pregnant when couples are trying for a kid, you had a condom on and didn't even cum. Set aside your fear and think rationally. It's not yours.

Dont believe the bitch, tell her to take the baby out and prove it. Im pretty sure the little cunt will be black

kill her op

>>741435664
This right here. Also, paternity test.

>>741435098
if you have used a condom everytime its not yours, up to adoption

OP how fucking dense are you? She is fucking with you. Don't let her. Just ghost the shit out of her.

>>741441506
She's already fairly large so I can't really tell the difference. -.-

>>741435513
>I met this girl at a bar and we ended up having a bit of fun for awhile.
And then
>I think it is my kid, because she hasn't had sex with anyone else, and I completely believe her.
You dumb stupid fuck, she's the type of girl you picked up in a bar and willingly fucked you. I guarantee she was fucking people both before meeting you and after. I mean, I'm being harsh with you to try and get through to you: IT'S NOT YOUR KID, and if she A) insists on having it instead of having an abortion, and B) tries to pin it on you as being yours, DEMAND a fucking DNA test.
Personally, I think you're 90-95% in the clear.

I got lucky and had a kid with a separating married woman with 3 other kids, so another kid wasn't that big of a deal anyway.

Use the pregnancy to get the motivation to actually improve your fucking life, then decide what you want to do when you are ready. It's more respectful to try and fail than avoid it altogether.

>>741441937
>She's a fatty
I almost hope it's yours, now. You deserve it for fucking disgusting flabby paunchbeasts.

>>741442172
>Use the pregnancy to get the motivation to actually improve your fucking life
Which will all be for nothing because he's financially/socially shackled to a kid. It's literally no different than being single and NEET.

>>741441937
If she intends to keep it if she is indeed pregnant, she needs to be seeing an OB/GYN regularly, lots of problems can effect pregnancy this early and if she's overweight she could very easily become diabetic during pregnancy and harm the fetus. Demand to go with her to an appointment, as is your right as the "father" or she could be bluffing to keep you from leaving for college out of desperation, or ask to see the sonogram photo they give at each appointment that has her name and date on it. It will be a glossy torn-off receipt-like paper about the size of a polaroid, if it's anything else she fabricated it.

>>741438522
.0000000000000000000000001% chance, OPs life is over and will never recover from such a large margin of possibility.

I don't care what thread died for your retardation and ineptitude, but I guarantee it was better than your pathetic dribble.

>>741442384
She drank and smoked and vaped the entire time she's been pregnant, as well. Dunno how this affects anything.

>>741437199
This... break off all contact immediately, do NOT give her anything (especially in writing, text email) to use in court.. legally the child is NOT yours, it's her husbands until proven otherwise, I would ghost on her

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>>741435513
Your cuckoldOmeter its broken pal, check it first and then come back.

After reading this entire thread, I am 100÷ sure the kid is NOT yours OP... everyone in this thread believes that, why don't you?

>>741442719
Not everyone, but the majority.
I'm only not sure because of how freaked out I am at the moment. I feel better than I did before I posted this, though.

>>741439615

> Didnt cum in condom
> Pocketed condom to prevent insane baby hungry whorish behavior

Where the fuck did you cum then? Did you cum at all? Did you get precum on her or in her?

Your chances of being a dad right now are so ridiculously small, I would sooner think you are living with undiagnosed cancer. It is far more likely that she was sleeping around and is lying to you because she is scared shitless of facing this alone.

>>741442839
No, I didn't cum at all. I lied to her about it to make her feel better.

Who wants to place bets on OP's fat whore girlfriend's kid being black (if in fact she's actually pregnant)?

>>741442805
>Not everyone, but the majority
You mean the /pol/ poster. We don't listen to /pol/ posters.

>>741442961
I vote for Hispanic mutt or blonde haired white trash.

Likely scenario: She hooked up with you and her Ex and/or other men. She gets pregnant from her ex or other men, her ex is a deadbeat and she knows he won't pay child support. So she goes to you, the naive young lad who would blindly accept responsibility so she can have 18 years of financial aid, just has to live a lie, hell her ex could even be in on the con.

>>741443245
Fuckkkk my life.

>>741442608

lmao you stuck your dick in that..

>>741443429
I know, I know. I shouldn't have started anything.

>>741442320
>he's financially/socially shackled to a kid

And I'm already making only a little more than I need to get by and not saving much.

>>741443495

listen, at some point most of us are gonna fuck a wobbleslob because it's easy as fuck - trust me dude that shit isn't yours.

just block her numbers and lay low, and if she wants a dna test in 9 months take one. for your own good gtfo for now.

>>741443662
>just block her numbers and lay low, and if she wants a dna test in 9 months take one. for your own good gtfo for now.
This.

>>741443718
I've heard what you all have been saying, and I think I've got a generalized solution I'm going to do, which is to not block her completely, but distance myself a lot, request for a DNA test, and then see what all happens from there.

I had sex with my ex for 3 years. No condom and followed her menstrual cycle. Never got pregnant. Precum can't get girls pregnant. I know people will argue it will but plain and simple it just won't. It sounds like she's lying or she's the next fucking virgin Mary minus the virgin part.

>>741435098
do this to babby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujC7rxFVZ18

Op, your so fucking stupid... I really think your just trolling now. You have everyone telling you this isn't your kid because so and so and you keep going back "but this, but that" take the advice. Coming from a mother of 2 kids get your ass a fucking DNA test simple as that. You used a condom it isn't yours don't be fucking played. My brother went threw this same thing kept pressing for a DNA test. Chick finally gave up that she was sleeping with more then 3 guys around the time she got pregnant and didn't know who the dad was.

>>741443808
>Precum can't get girls pregnant. I know people will argue it will but plain and simple it just won't.
God you're a fucking retard.

>>741443836
>mother of two
tits or gtfo

>>741435098
1st thing is 1st. You stuck it in her and you MIGHT be the father. I'm sorry but 18 years on the hook is too dangerous. Don't budge or support her until she gets a DNA test. After that you either escape unscathed or you have a child to raise.

>>741443897
That's it..im gettin me mallet

OP don't beat yourself up so much. Just let it go.
It is highly unlikely that the child is yours, but if you don't want to support the child that is your own decision. She decided that the she wants to keep the child. Just move on with your life and she will move on with hers.

My parents were in a similar situation, but they went full in raw. My dad was pressuring my mom to keep the baby, but she decided to keep me.

My dad and mom went separate ways until I was six. He came back to tell me I was his father. Being young I only met him twice and denied him being my father. Since then he never visited and life has been alright. He hasn't been in contact with me for the past 13 years.

TL;DR: Women are whores, condoms aren't 100% reliable, cum in the mouth or ears, just let things go and continue on with your life.

>>741443938
I came here not to see anything that reminds me of sex or sexual things. Sigh. Good ol' 4chan.

>>741435098
Same thing I did, paternity test. If it's yours, you made it take care of it. If you don't love her don't marry her, but be there for your child. You obviously saw something in her you liked so maybe marriage isn't a bad idea. Four years in best mistake I ever made. It's hard though, man up you'll get through it.

>>741444042

wait, wait. you came to /b/ to avoid sexual content? half this board is cuck fags and wwyd threads.

the only thing you're avoiding is your true purpose, which is tits on this board.

>>741444037
I'm trying my best. Thank you for your input.

>>741443808
Oh I mean that's cool but you're wrong. Precum can get a bitch pregnant, if you worked out and had a healthy diet instead of tendies and mt.dew maybe your swimies would swim. Source: Potent Cock Seth here.

>>741444042
>expecting anything but the amount of fags to change
-LOUDLY SIGHING-
GOOD
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4CHINNNS

>>741444083
I know, but I figured I might get a few people who actually want to give some decent advice. I'm sure there are a few relatively-smart people here.

>>741444107

if you piss before sex, there's no spermatozoa in your urethra, ipso factso your precum is harmless as there's no sperm in it

>>741444125
I'm so sick of these damn captchas.

>>741444140
>smart
>/b/
pick one and kys after tits

>>741443836
This shit right here. She knows exactly who the father is, but she thinks that YOU are stupid enough to fall into her trap. Get a DNA test and purge this manipulative bitch from your memory.

>>741444140

relatively smart people like tits, too.

>>741444168
buy a pass
I have a bot nigga

>>741435513
Oh you sucker, 90% chance shes using you as a meal ticket. If she jumped into bed with you, she certainly did it before with others.

Get a dna test before you sign anything or the birth certificate

>>741444260

I mean let's ignore OP for a minute and ignore how shitty this advice is. Literally every woman you form an attraction with is gonna fuck your cock off within 2 weeks. Literally every single last one except maybe a sperg. It doesn't mean she's done that with multiple people, but the fact remains the same that a DNA test is required.

>>741444260
This thread is finally making me think she's lying to me. She already said I didn't have to sign the birth certificate.

>>741436628
Would love to fuck ur sides

OP here still, I think I'm going to go to sleep soon. I'll leave the thread open to see more replies later, but I'm betting it'll get pruned. Thank you to the people who actually attempted to give me advice, and even a thank you to those calling me stupid. Maybe it'll actually have a positive effect on me for doing what needs to be done.

The Falcon Punch comment also made me chuckle.

In all seriousness, I'm freaking the fuck out and I want to not have to deal with any of this, but I'm going to definitely request a DNA test and claim innocence. Thanks, /b/. I would've probably just accepted what was to come at this point if I hadn't come here.

>>741442916
precum doesn't contain sperm, and so you're safe and it's not yours

>>741444574

In the future though, maybe go and talk to an adult that isn't a woman (because a woman will cuck you into raising it, father or not) instead of coming to spergchan. Good luck amigo.

If she cant have you served court papers there is nothing she can do. I avoided one of the cunts 18 years.

>>741444444

>>741444751

No one gives a fuck about your get, cunt.

>>741444140
Best advice is to tell her u don't want and if she keeps u will be getting test done after birth to prove its not yours.
It probably isn't anon.

>>741435513
In OP's defense... there might be a slight chance the condom failed... but highly unlikely... don't trust any bitches... get a DNA test... save money for the kid... ita gonna be expensive... if DNA negative.... you will have a lot of money saved for yourself.....dont buy shit upfront.

>>741444637
Listen to this man. Talk to an adult male who has his life in order.

>>741444330

Yeah dude that's not yours, she's literally trying extorting you. This is exactly what extortion is and feels like. You dont start paying her off the books support, she'll threaten a paternity test under the assumption she's got you fooled you're the father. Ray Charles could see this shit coming a mile away.

>>741436976
Dude you're a High Schooler, she just wants someone who is dependend on her. Her divorce will probably come soon and she wont have anyone else. WHo knows how many other guys she told this to.

>>741444962
Advice given on /b/

>>741437767
You can buy positive tests online retard.

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>>741441101
>fucks till getting pregnant from a dude who isn't in a relationship with her
>"values"
>probably fucked some other dude behind his back and now chose him to be the "dad"
>"cuck thing is not to raise it"

>>741435513
Demand a Paternity Test

>>741444770
You are what you eat dog dick

OP, take it from me, I've been down this road and my $350 a month is nothing compared to all the trauma, heartbreak, betrayal, and suffering I've been through just because some bitch wanted to have her way.

>>741435867

This dude speaks the truth. Legally, any kids a woman has while married are automatically assumed to be the child of the man she is married to. That's state law. Hell, even if she divorced this guy and you got her pregnant TODAY, state law says that any children she has within the next 10 MONTHS are presumed to be fathered by her ex husband. The law is on your side.

If she knows where you live and your name and everything, ghosting her will be hard. Especially if you're afraid of her telling your parents etc. Just focus on getting into college and moving out. Get your scholarships and use this situation as motivation to keep your shit straight in college. You'll probably get off lucky and her husband will deal with it.

WARNING: You need to drop all contact with her asap. DO NOT under any circumstances sign anything stating that you are the father. It's called a voluntary acknowledgment and it is not reversable. You won't have to deal with that if you avoid contact though, just FYI. You're going to get through this, just run while you can. Dont buy her bs.

>>741435513
Yeah, she fucked with another dude, probably more than one, you must be the one who seems to have more money.

>>741435098
Take a deep breath. You're upset and emotional.

Walk around the block. You need a DNA test. Many women disappear once you start talking DNA. That solves many problems.

I've had so many girlfriends say they're pregnant when they're just "late".

Again, let's start seeing evidence, like the pregnancy test, etc.

Don't panic. Life's not over yet.

>>741435736
Oh well that solves the problem.

>>741436200
This. THE wisest words of the Internet. I think Al Gore said that once.

>>741445199
Is abortion murder?
>yes
Is Trump a pres?
>yes

Seriously, get fucked. I heard there's free living space in North Korea

>>741436200
Maybe OP has a crazy dick?

>>741435098
Tell her to get a paternity test or gtfo. If you used a condom and were careful, most likely it's not yours and she's trying to trap you

>>741436584
>Guys, help me please.
>Ok we will help you.
>No none of these ideas are good. I just need a fucking magician to poof the fucking baby away magically.

>>741445631
Read the thread dipshit, the kid is not his.

We still pretending this is real?

>>741435098
Nate?

>>741446088
Gimble?

>>741435098
You should've thought about this before you knocked her up. You play, you pay.

>>741435098
OP neither i, nor anyone else here can stress out enough how important that pregnancy test is.
u seriously have to calm down and think it through logically: if u said u checked for holes etc. then its obviously not ur problem;
even if she did say she never had sex with anyone before she was fucking married for fuck sake, which means that even if it is ur child if they werent divorced at the time the baby was concieved it still isnt ur responsability
chill out, ull get through this

>>741445967
Literally changes nothing.
Check my pictures, does Trump say "...unless ofcourse if the child has not been proven to be yours. In that case it natturally is completely a different thing and you can ignore everything I said. I mean I'm just the pres, it's not like my words carry any weight."
Just asking because that is not what is being said

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>>741446168
>Oh yes. Forgive me. My name is Gimble Staaanley Gimble. But, oh... dear, let us dispense with formalities - you can call me Stan.

>>741446274
Good point, but check my picture as well, i'll give your a few seconds... See? It doesn't say anyone gives a fuck.

>>741435098
>keep making it crystal fucking clear you dont want her in your life, yiu dont want the kid, and after it's born demabd a dna test.

If it isnt yours congrats.

If it is yours congrats on the 18 years of child support.

>>741446471
>not caring about your president
Libtard detected

>>741435513
You already fucked up here with this "i believe her"

Women are batshit crazy op

And she likely lying to keep u around

>>741435513
I don't think it needs to be repeated but you're a fucking idiot, anon. She's a slut. Why would you trust a slut?

OP is an unbearable blubbering cunt

fuck off

>>741435098
if you already told her about all that bullshit, chances are she's trying to guilt trip you into spending money on her til she finds a way out out of this

>>741438182
You clearly don't know much about anything, you fucking moron.

>>741441101
>Abortion is un American

well Mr McCarthy, that is news to me. What else is "unamerican"?

fuck off fascist scum

>>741436250
>/B/ros
You dun goofed, newfag.

>>741436773
What are you, a child?

She's a liar and you're her stupid little cuck.

>>741446088
Not a Nate, but that name does have some importance to me.
OP back, by the way. I can't fucking sleep.

>>741435715
Kek. This 100% if u can

>>741439006
Sounds like more of a drama queen narcissist. I wonder if she's actually pregnant.

>>741435910
Kid is absolutely not yours until dna test

>>741436022
...no, 99% chance she is a lying ho op.

Sorry.

I mean, there is a chance she isnt lying but women are genetically designed to ruin mens lives any way they can

>>741444125
Class of 04 here.

This anon understands.

"Debating on pulling the trigger sigh"

>>741435098
Just tell her to abort the child or give it away for adoption. If she insists on keeping it then let her keep it, not your problem.

>>741445445
I have also had multiple girls say they were pregnant but we're just late. Happens, but, I have to say it is scary as fuck, puts your head in a weird place. Honestly tho, you are getting some decent advice in this thread. Simple

DON't sign shit, get the mf test and move on, good lesson for the future. Women are fucking nuts

>>741448257
lmfao
thats not how the world works u idiot

>>741448257
Except it will be his problem. Have you heard of this thing called court ordered child support? The kind of thing where they can lock your ass up for not paying?

Ive skimmed through most of this thread... and from what I can tell OP is an idiot. judging by the facts at hand I highly doubt the child is yours and because of this you need to calmly request a paternity test. if by some miracle it is yours you can man the fuck up and do the right thing which in the end will not be as bad as you think. but for now keep your head about you and request a paternity test. also stop being so naive about women Jesus Christ its painful to read...

>>741448747
Not if he's not the father, and she has to prove that.

Which she clearly can't.

But since OP is retarded, he'll cuck to her demands anyway and she'll end up with court-ordered child support anyway.

TL;DR OP is a faggot.

>>741435736
Shit bro, I don't know if anyone's said this yet (because I'm too lazy to read the whole thread at this point) but, the law says a broads child is legally her husbands if she's technically married, regardless of whether she or you think it's yours. Be honest with the situation, if you're positive you wore a condom every time you fucked her, the chances the baby is yours are very slim. And NEVER believe a woman you've only had sex with a handful of times when she tells you she's pregnant. You'll figure it out on your own someday if you haven't already but the majority of women out there are really only useful as fuckmeat and a baby is the only thing in this world that gives them leverage against a man. Don't underestimate their drive to find a breadwinner. But she fucked up. If she's still legally married, she can't latch onto you, even if the baby were yours. The state automatically recognizes any child born in wedlock as the husbands child. Trust me on this. You absolutely not obligated to her in any way unless ordered by a judge. I suggest cutting off all communication with her.

>>741449316
>I don't know if anyone's said this yet
>it's literally almost every post
Anon, you're a fucking retard.

Right. He's fucked off, you know. Goddamned newfag shitheads.

And OP, if you do by any chance see this, start up a new thread when the results come in.

Looking forward to the alimony and child support, you faggot.

>>741450123
I said I didn't read the entire post there, Mr. Wizard.

Hire a nigger to punch her repeatedly in the stomach.

this

>>741435098
not your personal abortion army