To celebrate me being unbanned, let's shitpost till

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How'd you get banned

>>741426793
Posting Jake Pauls *public* address.

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Ayyy

>>741427045
ayy

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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better wildlife and plant life

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>>741427482
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

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>>741427948

>>741426624
Op is a faggot for not getting an unappealable ban.

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>>741428298
Anon is a faggot for not realizing that the reason OP was banned was stupid in the first place.
Check below jew.
>>741426942

>>741426942
KEK

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>>741428597
But I mustn't insult our great mod overlords

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I'd like to see Taylor Swift on blacked. There I said it.

>>741426942
Antifa faggots have way too much time on their hands.

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>>741429202
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck

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>>741429294
noope

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>>741429629
go away

>>741428466
I'm not even going to explain that one. Faggot.

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>>741429629
Fuck off you nigger I'm trying to shitpost here.

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>>741429670

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>>741429875
Sorry anon, faggots aren't allowed here.
Looks like you'll have to leave.

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>>741430006
>>741429797
>>741429670

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>>741430090
Are you calling samefag?

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GET OFF SIDERFAGS

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>goes to shitpost thread
>Asks people not to shitpost

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>>741430295
i'm calling anyone can make it look like that by inspecting element dickweed

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>>741430683

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amputee porn thread?

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>>741430833

>>741430833
I don't get the apeele of anorexic chicks someone please explain

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Rape is for the strong

>>741430969

mods please

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>>741430969

>>741430972
no periods

>>741430969
welp I'm on a watch list now. thanks anon

>>741430823
Sauce or shop?

>>741430969
can't tell if mods or not but probbbly!!!

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Ok listen here white men, if you think you can push women like me around, you are wrong. My powerful gang of black women will find and kill you we have 12 confirmed kills, all white men like you. Watch your back sweetie

>>741431041
reverse image search asshole

>>741431111

nice quads

they ban me, but ill just switch vpn

>>741431041
shopped. This vid was one of my favs back in the day but she got some bad teeth.

>>741431111
nice quads moar aeromorphs?

>>741431111
oh papa' bles[[p

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

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>>741429629

>>741431233
i got quads then dubs, im being taken to flavortown

None of us are going to get 404, it's so close to impossible.

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end the black plague

>>741431194
Got a name my dude?

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I am tired of racism on roblox, I am tired of dealing with this. I can't stand it anymore. What is wrong with roblox. They can't even control there own players. I had to leave the game i was playing today because of racism. My avatar had a shirt with the mexican flag on it and everyone launched at me and started to bully me on my race. I have never ever had to deal with something like this, it is such a shame roblox is turning into a place like hell, where no one is safe because of your nationality. I had people telling me that i should get DEPORTED! Does anyone know how it feels. I am an American citizen born and raised here with mexican blood and i have the same rights as everyone my race should NOT matter at ALL! People started to tell me that my race is crap! I have never in my life been so offended like this. The game was a small server consisting of 11 players at least half of them where offending me. Why? Why, is this place so cruel? Why are humans like these? These might be the last time I and my brother play this game. I have never been so offended like this. Mexicans have to go through these in real life why does it also have to be through roblox. I am not gonna sit here and allow this. I expect a reply from roblox to review the chat. THIS IS WHY ROBLOX IS DYING!! Roblox has turned into a money hungry game where no one is taken into consideration! I have to deal with RACISM in a childrens game! Thats messed up! I was offended by numerous players due to my nationality,why is this happening why is roblox allowing this! I was told that i should get DEPORTED, it is the same as telling me i dont belong in america. I have the same rights as a white, because I was born and raised here in AMERICA! Me being Mexican does not give any one the right to offend me based on my race. It is not the first time but today it really got on my nerve, i am usally very cool and chill with everyone , but when someone offends my race,religion, family etc.. i explode.

>>741431456
us roblox players need to stand up to this, don't get on roblox tomorrow dude, I'll make this right

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shit, goodbye, im all out of warframe porn

>>741431587
full size numbnuts

>>741431453
Nicole Ray

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>>741431111
not nezha's boipussi / 10

>>741431456
Fucking spic. You're destroying the once proud, beautiful Anglo-Saxon Protestant USA. Fuck off back to beanland, and fix your nation already. the USA does not need to become yet another piece of latin America.

So basically when I was 15 years old when I was playing video games I overheard people calling each other cucks and at that time I didn't know what it meant. Then I searched the term online and found what it meant but I still didn't understand it fully. Then it was around 18-19 years old I started watching porno and saw Black African American men having sex with White women. It made me very angry and pissed off because I thought society looked down Black people for having poor outcomes in life - crime, poverty and low educational attainment. I thought they didn't deserve sex with the superior white race or something like that. I looked down on them even they didn't get to choose their race or parents. But I decided to hate on them and hated all minorities because I didn't like the fact they were working hard and succeeded at life. Being a virgin also made me feel insecure and the fact white women rejected me many times made me very very angry. Then I started seeing so many Asian women holding hands with white men, the men who looked like me, seemed to punch above their weight. Naturally being a video game player I discovered anime and hentai. I developed a strong interest in Japanese culture and since then I ever wanted is to be Japanese and to travel to Japan one day to have fun and sleep around. I wanted to be Sasuke. I had very low self esteem and wanted to feel better for being white and suddenly I had realized I was valuable to women from a different culture. I loved the affection I got from foreign women because I got no attention back home. In Japan I hated the fact that white women would adore and admire Japanese culture and occasionally the men. I pushed white women out of the queue and bumped into them for not giving me the attention. I could tell she wanted to be Japanese and I wanted to be too. I also wanted to feel big and dominating like as if I am squashing or crushing someone.

>>741426624
>>741426942
Did you learn your lesson OP

>>741431679
place your protection on me nezha-kun

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>>741431329
I have a special friend who begs to differ

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>>741431813

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>>741431813
ok

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>>741431813

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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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>>741432066

>>741432223
aw fuuuuccccckkk

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Copypasta

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

>>741432223
wot

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I'll take a Christian black over an atheist white ANY day.

>>741432301
>>741432066
>>741431714
>>741431587
>>741431456
>>741431233
>>741431111
all mine

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>>741432431

legit average burger

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I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

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I sexually Identify as a Jakepauler. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of England being my city. People say to me that a person being a Jakepauler is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a god-church on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me TEAM 10 BEN and respect my right to dab on the haters. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>741432681
im crying

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>>741432681

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Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

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twitchquotes: Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.

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HELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "hearth stone" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YOU I PLAY WITH 400 PING ON BRAaIL SERVER AND I AM RANK 23 ALREADY PLS NO COPY PASTE MY STORY

>>741426624
Why didn't you just change your IP address like everyone else?

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http://file.live.ksmobile.net/yolo-14998826794168055667--20170713020448.m3u8
http://file.live.ksmobile.net/yolo-14998826794168055667--20170713020448.m3u8
NIGGERS CLICK FOR LIKE!

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: I sexually Identify as Harambe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in a gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo and dragging children. People say to me that a person being Harambe is impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install the name Harambe, harmless intentions and a gorillas body on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Harambe" and respect my right to roam around the gorilla enclosure and drag around small children. If you can't accept me you're an agrizoophobe and need to check your zoo official privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Shitposting

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>>741433477
http://file.live.ksmobile.net/yolo-14998826794168055667--20170713020448.m3u8
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http://file.live.ksmobile.net/yolo-14998826794168055667--20170713020448.m3u8
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http://file.live.ksmobile.net/yolo-
xD NIGGER WHAt !s ThA L!nq

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>>741433601
whats the link

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>>741433477
>>741433601

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Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

Excuse me? I'm feeling insecure right now and would greatly appreciate some (you)s. Be as degrading as you want.

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I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.

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i feel like this image represents how us humans need to show our true self but still feel insecure when doing so, so we put on a happy face and say we did it ironically and "for the joke" but deep down you just want people to know who you truly are