YLYL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ph UjAXqCT4

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Arbirne

>>741420490
Hey, OP. How's about getting a life and post on /b/ less?

>>741420490
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502166882050.webm

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"[spoiler]my hero[/spoiler]"

>>741422461
sequel?

>>741420562
You forgot to change the filename faggot

>>741424973
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Win-win? Or cringe? I don't even

>>741428341
Roflmao

>>741425845

that's the joke.

it's not a good joke, but cringe lords spam it just the same.

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>>741420515

>>741420515
your a faggot

>>741428341
I tried this once, I fucking died! Don't ever do this or you'll die!

>>741428384
Lost

Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs

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>>741428756

>>741428475
?

>>741428341

I just dislocated my thumb you nigger

>>741429055
check mate

>>741429055
Checkmate
>check
>mate
>mate we've just about finished, mind giving us our checks so we can skidaddle?

>>741420490

Found your dumb ass video op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy8w8ukrLG0

>>741428475
you call the food stale?

>>741429305
>>741429323
it isnt checkmate. it is a stalemate. basically a tie

>>741428475
Australians don't call it a check, faggot

>>741420515
Shit

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religion sux

>>741428475


>>741428475
That's not a checkmate retard

>>741430277
This joke was originally from a Dolan comic but it's much funnier here

>>741430384
Yes it is, what kind of chess do you play?

>>741429926

This.

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>>741420490

>>741430774
Well don't keep us in suspense. What do you mooks call it?

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>>741430779

>>741430814

The bill if anything, we don't tip our waitstaff, why do you think we'd want to talk to them?

>>741430957
to order food

1111

>>741431062
16

>>741420515
Dj

>>741428475
>Stalemate

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>>741420515
Time to kill anon

>>741428475
i feel like a fucking idiot. i didnt realize that was the white queen. i thought it was the king.

>>741432913
if its a king its still a checkmate you glue gun

>>741430222
who would invent tshirts and electricity without whites ?

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>>741433025
>glue gun

>>741429926
yep we often do dickwad, bill or check is normal

>>741433074
Shit is still shit even its pieces of corn in it right?

>>741428341
anyone have a video of someone doing this?

>>741433025
no its not. king isn't in 'check' but cannot move, therefore its stalemate.

>>741430220
http://creationtoday.org/why-does-the-bible-mention-unicorns/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

>>741420515
the canteloupes

>>741433217
fuck off we do you pretentious cunt

>>741420515
No

>>741433493
white is obviously making the last move faggot

>>741428435
Where's this zoo at?

>>741433493
ah. i dont play chess.

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>>741420515

>>741420515
Hilarious... Cunt

>>741429055
You pay with a chess piece

>>741428341
I did this shit before, it was sore for 4 days

>>741420515
nigger

>>741420515
Fag

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>>741434671

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>>741434732

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>>741434763

>>741434732
Is that OP?

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>>741434796

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>>741434869
>>741434869

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>>741434932

>>741432084
It's not stalemate at all, dumbass. You don't know how chess works

>>741429810
No it's not. The white queen is putting the black king in check, and the white knight prevents escape. Checkmatrd, retard.

>>741428475

How is this a stalemate? If the black king moves down or right the knight takes it, if it moves diagonally the other piece (king?, queen?) will take it. It cannot make any moves the next turn without being taken the turn after. It's a checkmate far as I can tell.

>>741434732
>meanwhile in sweden

>>741420515
the 200 vegetables

>>741420515
But you n

>>741420515
Ffs

>>741433879
Noot noot motherfucker

>>741435199
it's a stalemate because the black king is not in check. you fucking moron.

>>741420515
fag

>>741420515
Cunt

>>741433720
"i turned into a fucking spider man best child high i ever had"

>>741435728
Are you trolling or fu king blind? The queen is obv the current no e and it pit the king in check. The only moves the king can make to get out of check from the queen would put it in check from the knight, therefore checkmark you imbecile.

>>741420515
damn

>>741435912
I hate my fucking phone.

*fucking
*move
*put
*checkmate

>>741435136
Cunt

>>741420515
...

>>741434787
Ok but now what

>>741420515
Clearly the cantaloupes. My mother hasn't even died yet.

>>741426951

this is what happens if you fuck a slut

the snatch is a gapng hole, making dicks "too small"
but that fucking her is like opening a window and fucking the night would ratjer be correct

>>741433827
who's the trap

>>741433961
>100 lb
More like 300

>>741436822
a anime>>741437108

>>741435136
fk

>>741420515
y anon

>>741435728
I'm not a moron, also i just realized a stalemate implies that neither side can make a move without being taken themselves by the opponent.
It's definitely not a stalemate because the white pieces have no chance of being taken, only the black piece.

>>741436389
shit. i never got this far

>>741437698
Lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

>>741428341
Don't do it! It makes mustard gas!

>>741433879
What the actual fuck.

>>741420515
Ayy

>>741433879
when you go crazy with character creation

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Worth the read

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>>741438642
FUCKIN HELL

>>741438711
Got em

>>741420515
every time

>>741435136
Come on man

>>741438890
>>741438964
If faggots like you just quit replying that meme would finally die

>>741435136
fuck you

>>741435136
Lul

>>741420515
Well meme'd my dude.

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>>741433025

>>741420515
No

>>741420562
>>741425845
>samefagging this hard

>>741428599
Fucking lost, why the fuck did this get me lol

>>741426329
I don't get it. He's speaking the truth.

Even if people really laughed it doesn't mean anything. What's the deal with Americans accepting silence on a debate as confirmed defeat and laughing at someone as <negative thing>?

>>741428384
I heard in 2001 that people actually flew planes into two buildings in NYC called the world trade center

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>>741428341
Be prepared to give up wanking for a bit if you try this

>>741434466
Why would anyone screen cap this in 2017?

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>>741438642
I WAS JUST HAVING MY BREAKFAST NOW IT'S ON THE FLOOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>741435136
fugg

>>741435136
fuck

>>741441105
That is a fantastic penis.

>>741420515
fuck

>>741420490
Lol

>>741420490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZT0Sv8RJlU

>>741428651
bomber

>>741440879
Vanished table from a pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF0Zmwm0U2s

Fucking machine

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rolling

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Marklar

>>741444444

check

>>741420515
can someone please explain this to me?

>>741435136
fgt

>>741422618
can't believe i lost to this shit
"fresh white reeboks kicking your ass"
mother of kek

>>741428435
fuckin pavement apes..
remind me again why diversity is such a good thing?

>>741434671
NatGeo has a strict non-intervention policy when it comes to wild animals eating each other

>>741440433
for the lulz

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>>741445349
fuck off

>>741430384
It's a queen not a king retard.

>>741445349
fucker

>>741445391
This is more gay than 5 cocks in a turtleneck sweater.

>>741437382
Incorrect, Stalemate implies that you can not move without being in check however aren't currently in check. aka Stalemate = Checkmate - Check.

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>>741438642
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THERE IS SUMMERFAG HANGING AROUND FFS

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>>741420490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbmSQI1fgE

>>741428341
Don't do it. It usually takes a crane to get out.

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>>741438642
what are those and most importantly: WHY?

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>>741438642
thats a good 'shop

>>741444869
Fuck the video I lost to your comment

>>741420515
Fine

>>741435136
K

>>741428341
Nope. I lost. Fucking idiots

>>741420562
Fucking lost

>>741434214
Actually you pay with half a weeks wage, shit's expensive as fuck there.

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>>741420490
OC just made it. r8?

>>741428341
OH NO! IT HURTS A LITTLE IN MY WRIST!

>>741424973
when she has aids but its cool cause you're an engineer.

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>>741420515

>>741439667
No that's fake news actually flight control maneuvered the planes into the buildings just moments before they were brought down in a controlled explosion. All together a false flag op to get the people to support the planned invasion of the iraq.

>>741428341
even though I know this will break my thumb, I always get the urge to do this

>>741428341
I always thought this was instructions to jerk off

>>741420515
I knew that

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>>741448057
lost

>>741433827
It's true

>>741446304
I was hoping the original would have a penis.

>>741428341
ow my bones oof ouch

>>741444434
So Close!

>>741438642

oh yuck, fuck you

>>741445511
Even if it was a king, it would be checkmate because you have to move a piece each turn

>>741428435

All niggers should be slaughtered. Violent subhumans.

>>741445391
[spoiler]fuck off[/spoiler]

>>741445349
cock

[email protected]

Anyone have the pic of bobby hill and some fat bitch showing their tits? fuckpig looks just like Bobby with her shirt off

>>741456077
>spoiler
n o u m 8

>>741420515
Always.

>>741438642
tfw I have a fetish for girls putting maggots in their cunt - and ariel rebel is my fave. you are my saviour.

>>741420515
wow

>>741430277
Fuck

>>741424973
kek

>>741441105
"hey, I have a footlong dick"
>women's size 4

>>741431010
Lost, better than any pic so far

>>741420515
fuck u

>>741430277
hehehehehe

>>741435136
should've known

>>741435705
what

>>741446119
fckn lost... kek...

>>741420515
As long as I'm not paying for repost it's altight.

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>>741445651
Sauce?

>>741445149
Subtle

>>741445349
>>741445391
both of you can fuck off

>>741436485
This made me bust out laughing at work.

>>741433827
>cropped image trying to hide ifunny watermark

>>741440433
newfags

>>741422618
amazing,
the music is not my cup of tea, though

>>741420944
What's your username

>>741459109
On FunnyJunk? I am the legendary Porchmonkeywarrior, earner of a record number of thumbs and winner of countless FunnyJunk wars.

>>741459194
I'm not talking about funnyjunk nigga

>>741459279
But why not? At FunnyJunk, hilarity is our trademark. 4chan of all places should know, considering every meme used here ever was invented by us.

>>741440155
lost

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>>741430220
That's just one way of translating it from Hebrew most other version of the Bible it says wild ox and not unicorn

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>>741420490

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgFBmKoHxT8

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>>741428492
wtf? it's just stupid af.

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>>741459486
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>741459736
I take it by your autistic screeching that you admit I'm right.

>>741444424
Polearm

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>>741440433
cut it's fuckin funny you degenerate filthy lil chap.

>>741438642
Blowfly Girl?

was just re-reading that copypasta today

>>741422461
I lost. xD

>>741437084
Oh fucking kek!

You made me lose faggot

>>741420490
How many times a day can u samefag and pump your shitty youtube anon?

why do people even reply to your mother will die in her sleep posts

>>741461675
thead is 12 hours old

>>741423967
Too accurate

>>741420515
Sigh...

>>741435136
Not my momma

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BOTvaRaDjI
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better reply or your mother dies is her sleep

>>741430220
>an unicorn
translation dropped

>>741440155

Shit lost it

>>741430222
A world without white people is ......"Africa".
Where there are "Africans" there is .."Africa".

>>741420515
>>741420515
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>741430384
you have to move in chess

>>741435516
lost

>>741435986
>>741435986
would create more voices realistically

>>741440433
>$CURRENT_YEAR

>>741433833
why are you pretending to be an angry australian m8?

>>741445349
Fuck you

>>741420515
penis

>>741433879
Nothing.NOTHING coiuld have prepared me.

>>741462966
Thankfully!

>>741438033
classic CK. completely unfunny gay shock humor for children and braindead losers

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hnghhh

>>741433846
No way

>>741444444

>>741435207
best post in a long time

>>741430220

Yes yes yes in king James they called bulls and cows unicorns because translation or something

See your fedora out

>>741434763
Nice Feet

>>741459024
What's it sound like? I'm too lazy to Google it.

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>>741466265

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>>741433025
>glue gun

>>741420515
kys

>>741459541
I love this one

>>741438560
top kek. I definitely lost with this one.

>>741420562
Not sure if intentional
7/10 post, funny if you're a retard, funny if you meant it.