W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Im1Z9KSM2i
If you've got a p-problem, let's talk about it!
If you f-feel sad, I'll g-give you a hug!
If you need help with the interactions between your antipsychotic and statins, call a d-doctor!
Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous.
You are worth more than that.
first
>>741394271
C-congratulations, Anon!
I love you Alice
Yeet
How do I not be lazy?
>>741394312
I l-love you too!
>>741394323
Can you d-describe what you do in detail?
>>741393065 (Alice)
I have been on the internet and known about you long enough. Its honestly fine. Like I said, you are fun. I can pretend you are a girl if you want
>>741393134 (Fox poster)
I can't really feel things. Basically impossible for me to have a relationship with anything
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06RnIf1Z2y7
What kind of tea and could you pour me some?
>>741394236
Hey anime lady thing, I dont talk to a lot of people in real life cause im in the military and most people are pricks in the military and I had dumbshit friends back home so I dont talk tot too many people, and the few people I normally do talk to are usually pretty busy.
Tell me a funny joke.
Wait who is Sakuya
>>741394236
ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck /b/ don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help
>>741394345
I love you more
>>741394351
S-sorry dear, this is n-not a continuation of that thread.
>>741394363
G-good one Anon <4
>>741394236
Heya Alice!
Always good to see you!!
Alice, I want to be your friend but I'd just fall in love with you.
What do I do instead of that?
>>741394385
L-let's see!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lkb6PRAFJ
>>741394236
I have an issue with social anxiety. I usually act calm and collecetd around people but if they try to talk to me i cant bring myself to actually talk help me.
I know precisely what I am worth, Alice.
Regardless...this McDonalds Job, I don't think I can do it. I am unbearably slow. I miss things, and last time I worked, I had to stay 2 and a half hours late. Just what am I capable of?
>>741394387
W-why did Alice p-post on /b/?
>>741394396
I am <4 It's m-my Sakuya cosplay!
>>741394236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nI5JaWP36C
How big is your tralala?
>>741394405
ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck /b/ don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help
Notice me plz
>>741394499
Uhhhhhh...Chamomile?
>>741394488
*waves* H-how was work?
>>741394497
I s-suggest just being my friend.
>>741394524
*smiles softly* S-so what does your doctor and psychologist think? What s-sort of therapy are you in? Are y-you on benzos or beta blockers?
>>741394530
Anything you p-put your mind to!
>>741394548
Why?
>>741394598
Y-yes! Let m-me pour you a cup <4
>>741394647
T-to help Anonymous!
Ahahahahaha!
Maid for good luck!
I'll be around. DM if you need me.
>>741394633
>I s-suggest just being my friend.
That'd be great if it were possible.
Man, what the hell is this? I don't often post in threads but I see a thread or a pretend thread of yours, and it's so strange. So you pretend to be a touhou or whatever that is, and you also stream videogames or something? Is that what I take from this? I don't even understand what the point of it all is. Why do you do what you do? For fun? For profit? I'm just trying to get a grasp on how these threads even maintain themselves.
>>741394633
You and I both know that isn't the case. I keep failing, falling just short of the goal. Can I really do this? Two and a half hours, Alice. It's sad, and I still didn't complete everything.
>>741394581
L-let's do this! TEA POUR POWERS ACTIVATE!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVQr6uinDr
who the duck stutters when they type?? do you have parkinson's?
>>741394443
Answer me either way you slut
>>741394530
Do you have set goals you wish to obtain?
I hate tea Alice, can we still be friends?
Or maybe I've only had bad tea, can you recommend some good ones?
who the fuck stutters when they type?? do you have parkinson's?
>>741394236
I love you, Alice.
>>741394530
Not op here.
The best time to find a job is when you already have one.
>>741394735
I d-don't pretend anything.
I'm here to help anonymous. That's all.
>>741394744
I b-believe it is the case <4
>>741394764
No t-thank you.
>>741394776
S-sure! I recommend chai <4
>>741394808
I love you t-too <4
>>741394236
Hey Alice. OP from last thread, sorry bout that
>>741394745
why you shaking your hand so much
>>741394499
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lkb6PRAFJ
>Before we do that, let's select our tea first
Redundant, but I forgive you.
>>741394864
N-no big. Why d-did you do it though?
>>741394870
I h-have nerve damage.
>>741394682
Ayyyy lmao
Why do people suck, dude? There ain't that many well intentioned folks out there. Makes life kinda sucky tbh. I'd love to interact with people cause I'm an extrovert but I just dislike how a lot of people are: they don't consider others, they always place themselves first, and there never is any concern for other people. Not saying it's everyone, but it's a huge majority of people. Ugh. RIP.
>>741394870
She thinks it's cute.
>>741394898
T-thank you.
>>741394923
*shrugs* I d-don't buy into that. Most p-people aren't assholes. The assholes are j-just louder.
>>741394964
No, I really don't.
>>741394845
Can you at least keep your job consistent between threads? I make up shit all the time too, but it is no use if you change it so often. You have to stick with the shit that you make up in order for the game to be fun.
Today you said you were a neuropsychopharmacologist and last month you said you wrote programs for financial companies
Pick one!
>>741394845
That is pointedly a non-answer.
>>741394764
No...well, maybe.
I think I'd like to drive a train someday. Mostly, I think my major goal is just to be happy with myself.
>>741394839
Maybe I should apply to some conductor jobs? Is that what you're saying?
>>741394745
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVQr6uinDr
PERFECT POUR
>>741394236
Good job cutting down on the amount of stuttering in your posts, sounds a little less autistic
>>741394987
>No, I really don't.
Sorry, did I go too far?
>>741394923
you are a fucking huge faggot
>>741394911
I was thinking of making a post, didn't know what to make it of or what pic to use. So I found one from a previous thread that I had saved (I liked that pic) and just ran with it. Meant no offense, but I see how quickly it can turn into a real thread.
>>741394633
Chek'd
my Monday does not start for another 3 hours. It's still the weekend for me!
>>741395025
M-my job is consistent dear, and I've explained this m-many times <4
I am a neuropsychopharmacologist and a financial engineer; it's strange, but it's almost like someone c-can change careers....
>>741395030
I'm unasking your q-question <4
>>741395070
I'll add m-more next time <4
>>741395089
It d-doesn't bother me dear.
>>741395052
PURE PLATINUM!
>>741395219
hey alice, hope you had a nice day today
>>741395205
If I s-show up, it's a r-real thread!
>>741395217
You l-lucky bitch.
>>741395030
>My major goal is just to be happy with myself
That is a bad goal. Everyone wants that. You need to pick something smaller first. What sorts of things make you happy? What do you think a happy person does? Do you have a hobby you would like to pick up possibly?
>>741394845
But you are avatarposting, and you're pretending to be this 'alice' person, which I presume is a touhou. What the fuck, are you delusional or are you just roleplaying? You also take pictures of yourself and pretend to serve people tea? I don't understand what the hell the point is. You're making people reliant on you for attention, and in thus is reinforcing negative behavior on finding companionship through the internet. You are just fucking people up. I don't understand what your goals are. Are they intentionally malicious, or are you just acting like this because you're the same way, starved for attention?
Notice me senpai Alice
>>741395286
Yeah but I didn't think it would take off! That was crazy. I realized my mistake too late
>>741394236
My problem is your dress is far too long.
>>741394236
Is it good that i think about how to kill every body in my line of site?
>>741395205
c
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Alice, can we get married? I want to do lewd things with you like hold hands while watching ecchi scenes in our favorite pg-13+ anime. I'm also studying software engineering and would love to learn from you, but that sounds too unrealistic for this RP.
>>741395385
You should focus less on other people and more on learning how to spell
is the Alice pantie pic real?
>>741394236
I've emptied my load to you more time than I can remember. How much longer are we going to keep playing this game? Will I ever be able to bust my loaf inside of you? Should I stop or do you want me to keep going?
>>741394987
It's pretty localized where I'm at. I'm not gonna lie, a bit of this is kind of a pity party for myself cause I don't every really talk about it in real life unless I'm doing REALLY bad (plus I'm the one who enlisted so it's also my own doing) but being where I'm at, because a lot of people are miserable they try to make everyone miserable. ANd so you just have this vicious cycle of people just being hostile to each other over stupid stuff and it's just...idk. I would like to get exactly how I feel about my situation in the best words possible but I don't really know how to explain it over text. The root of my issue is mostly I don't talk to people nowadays and it's just been draining me emotionally and mentally, so I'll just leave it at that. Aha.
Thanks for this thread though! It's nice to have someone to talk to about stuff, even if it's an anime lady thing I just found out about today.
>>741395275
T-thanks for the hopes and d-dreams!
>>741395337
N-no I'm n-not dear. I'm n-not roleplaying <4
I am here to help /b/, that's all. Your assertions are baseless and without merit, mostly because I hate attention. K-keep trying though.
>>741395348
W-why would you not t-think that?!
>>741395385
No. That is very bad.
>>741395378
W-what?
>>741395428
No t-thank you.
>>741395398
You came to 4chan and didn't expect cringe? Oh you poor summerfag. This is not the place for you.
henlo alice.
life good
how u
>>741394236
How do you stop yourself from going in a loop for long periods of time? as in, doing the same things over and over, and you end up not being productive.
Also, how do you deal with bordem?
>>741395156
Yeah and look where we're both at bruh. Shouldn't throw rocks if you live in a glass house
>>741395447
W-which picture?
>>741395462
You s-should probably stop.
>>741395469
*blinks slowly* W-why do you not tell people if you are in p-pain?
It is a privilege, it is natural, I WILL GO FARTHER, it is the RIGHT of all f-free men to complain when they are harmed.
ALICE. this is important. do you have the videos of you in the car stockings. i need them please
>>741395487
>>741395030
The railroad business is a good one! Give it a try. I'm pretty sure you can apply online at all railroad companies.
>>741395487
I dunno! I never tried it before! I figured the timestamp would be a clear enough indication that it was not a real alice thread, but no one bothered to read it!
>>741395497
yea, im expecting a lot of whiteknights today
OFUCK ALICE IS BACK. HIDE YOUR SSN!
>>741395219
I see. You are trying to say it's not even a question worth asking. But the fact remains that I utterly failed the other day. My skills were unequal to the task.
>>741395290
What makes me happy...it's been a long time since I've been really, truely happy.
I suppose I'd like two things in life, then. To spend time with people who care for me, and to be seen as unerringly female. As far as hobbies, writing, cooking, that's enough for me.
>>741395505
P-pretty good <4
>>741395547
>loops, same things over and over
S-sounds like you are self soothing d-due to anxiety, have y-you tried talking to a doctor about that?
>>741395575
C-car stockings?
>>741395604
W-welcome to /b/ <4
Are you really a burn victim?
>>741394236
alice can you tell me that you love me please
>>741395650
Indeed. I chose poorly
Gonna need something a bit more revealing than that. Can't fap to this. Remember when you were that bikini top? Good times.
>>741395642
*blinks slowly* But why would that mean you are intrinsically of lesser value or incapable?
Look, everyone has bad days. I just had one today, where I got nothing done. I've got a really bad UTI, it bothered me all day, was in and out of the bathroom and left early.
Don't let a bad day ruin your whole perspective. You CAN get better, you CAN do better, you CAN get to where you want to be. The only question is are you willing to put in the effort.
>>741395569
turquoise lace with black string, I have seen it posted a few times in your thread
>>741395553
that's disappointing
I think about death all the time, I'm convinced that it's the only thing left for me in life. And while I'm not suicidal at the moment, I can't help but think I will eventually take my own life. I've already accepted it as inevitable. I hate this world and everything in it.
You don't have to reply to this post, I just wanted to say these things somewhere.
>>741395219
>neuropsychopharmacologist
Well that is 4 years of undergraduate studies. 4 years of medical school and 3-8 years of residency. Let's just say you got through it quick. I will give you 3 years of undergrad, 4 med, and 3 residency. That is 10 years of schooling to get that title.
In that time, you would have also had to learn how to code and gotten a completely different undergraduate degree to even get into the financial engineering market which is very competitive. Again, being generous, that is an extra 2 years of schooling.
Add all of those up and you get to 12 years of schooling plus minimum work experience of 1-3 years. This all puts you at a very minimum of 16 years of life experience.
Starting college early at 18 would put your current age at 34. Even if we ignore the less than 1% chance you actually got into two extremely competitive and highly lucrative fields that are polar opposites of each other, that leaves you as a middle aged trap.
Exactly how old are you again?
>>741395747
It's r-raining today.
>>741395693
Yes.
>>741395717
*Wraps her arms around you and rests her head on the small of your back, squeezing tight* I l-love you Anonymous. Really and t-truly.
>>741395802
Yes t-that is mine.
>>741395650
Ok Alice. So, I went out with a group of friends. Afterward I texted the girl I like and said "Hey it was good to see you! That was fun"
and she responded "Yeah it was, we were happy you came out". We being the keyword here versus my I.
Was that me being shot down subtly or am I reading too much into it?
>>741395650
no monies for doctors, nor do I care for having to go through the time to do such things.
You saw right through me, I do feel some anxiety. I have a current hope in my life, and I'm worried that it is too far/ impossible to reach. I think that, but I bitterly don't want to think that or give it up.
>>741395385
Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
>>741395487
If you truly hated attention, then you wouldn't make threads about yourself and you wouldn't have a fucking bot that alerts people when people post your fucking picture like you claimed earlier. You also claimed to have DDOS'd yourself, likely from proving too much information of your personage. So I can prove, with your own words, that you are lying about the want for attention.
Furthermore, if you are playing a role, as if trying to 'help /b/' when '/b/' is not a person or a thing that can be 'helped' in the manner you insist, then you are pretending. Which makes you roleplaying, Alice. I understand your desire to try and shift it off of the topic because it obviously makes you uncomfortable to come to terms with someone speaking so bluntly and forth, but I'm trying to approach this from a purely scholarly point of view. Do you receive donations? You stream things, does the stream make a profit, or at least are you attempting to make one? Is the goal to become famous, or is the goal to simply be known on /b/?
I'd prefer if you were honest, but if it feels uncomfortable, reply to me without an avatar somewhere else in the thread so I can at least have a speckle of an idea of what your actual intentions are.
>>741395747
She's not here for you to fap to, dummy.
>>741395789
Just who the hell do you think you're talking to? I'm the idiot who'd crash her head into a brick wall 20 times, believing it'll break on the 21st! You talk about hard work? That's who I am. I'll claw my way to where I want to be, for as long as it's in reach.
I suppose expecting perfection when my second day of work was a saturday was a little much, huh?
>>741395569
I mean, I would, if I had people that I felt comfortable enough to discuss my problems with. Admittedly, they're really easy to fix problems and not at all huge. The only reason why it absolutely sucks is because I find it hard to interact with people just cause I have a preconception that nobody would want to hear from me. Now if they come to me, then that's completely different, and I will absolutely socialize then and if time and progress permit, I'd open up to them about my issues. But I just feel most people couldn't care less about them, so I choose to just stay quiet about most things unless I'm on a thread/forum like this.
>>741395828
*laughs* W-wow, a lot of baseless assertions yet again <4 I'm n-not an MD darling. Never claimed to be.
Try harder <4
>>741395816
I p-promise you, when the sun sets in t-the west, it W-WILL rise again. Another day will come, with plenty of things in it that aren't merely death.
Every day is a testimate to the fact that how you are feeling isn't a reflection of actual reality. Seek medical attention if you are having intrusive thoughts like this; you are worth it, Anonymous.
>>741395912
That's what you're for ~
>>741394633
>what dies your doctor and psychologist think? Are you on yada yada
I'm on antidepr3ssants but no meds for social anxiety. My therapist thinks it's not actual anxiety and just an extension of my depression but I know the feeling of anxiety and depression and they feel different.
>>741394236
*hugs Alice tightly and gives her my remaining strength* <4
I'm like a zombie today, Alice, I didn't sleep well last night, nyoro~n...
brains...brains...
*sips your tea*
>>741395866
I t-think you are reading too much into it.
>>741395875
Email me at [email protected]
I'll pay for it.
>>741395894
>If then else
Sorry, these don't logically follow <4 Try again.
>>741395942
Yes. Maybe a little.
>>741395650
do you pick your pics randomly?
>>741395967
how is your tea? are you finished with it yet?
>>741395846
Not raining inside tho.
>>741395912
Why else would someone be on this website. Silly.
>>741396009
not until she posts armpits!
>>741395943
S-so if they are s-so easy to fix, why don't you f-find someone to help you fix them? Plenty of psychologists in t-the sea <4
>>741396010
*nodnod* H-have you told this to your doctor?
>>741396021
Then g-go to bed buttonfly.
>>741396039
D-depends what computer I'm on...h-have I been picking poorly?
>>741396009
I'm still mad at you!
>>741395866
Chekked
You are reading too much into it.
>>741396079
B-but Anonymous. I AM the tea!
>>741394236
I am flying out in a few days to go see the Eclipse, but I'll be staying with a girl I have never met in person for a whole week. We had planned to... Uh, you know, be intimate, but what if we don't get along? Help me out?
>>741395592
I suppose that being a freight conductor is a good role for a failed trap, huh?
>>741396029
In that case, I'll work extra hard this week. By next saturday, I'll certainly have everything under control.
>>741395828
apparently s/he is 24
so yea
Don't know if it's the right thread, but things have been going well for me, finally. I'm still a sad lonely faggot but at least i have a more certain future. I'm finally able to try to get a "degree"(trade school) and new doors are opening. Women and relationships in general still scare the shit out of me, but i speak to people every day now. I'm doing and spending more on pot but less on alcohol, which i'll mark as a win for me.
Again, sorry if not the thread for this, but you guys made me feel like sharing. Good luck to everyone.
>>741395967
>Seek medical attention if you are having intrusive thoughts like this; you are worth it, Anonymous.
That's the problem. They aren't intrusive. They're the logic of my life playing out to a conclusion.
The other thing, the love and joy, they're the intrusive thoughts. No matter how much I try to inject those things into my thought processes, I've already seen the conclusion and can only keep progressing towards it.
I'm the most hopeless case even if I forget that, it never stops being true.
>>741396166
I'm curious about why you picked Alice from touhou in the first place. Any story there?
>>741396029
I see that you're refusing to answer, instead favoring on arguing semantics. Okay, if you refuse to answer, then you refuse to answer. I get it. But I'm going to insist that this implies more malicious intent than anything.
>>741396029
Oh my... I mean, I wouldn't end up using that for a doctor, because my hope pertains to someone who I love very dearly, and rn I'm trying to try my best to prove that I love him to the bone, and that I can visit him.
to clarify, I am gay/pansexual
>>741395650
FUCK. i meant cat. please alice
>>741395846
i love you too Alice
>>741396166
nah i love them all
>>741396244
*blinks slowly* H-has there been any indication you w-won't get along?
>>741396249
I'll b-be rooting you on <4
>>741396282
*smiles* T-that sounds like you are doing great anonymous! I am v-very happy for you!
>>741396300
Nah, y-you got it backwards.
>>741396129
Hey Alice are you a liberal or a conservative?
>>741395642
You are thinking of happiness all wrong my friend. I think the problem a lot of people had is that they never went through real adversity before. I am not saying that you are spoiled, but you could have it much worse and I think we forget that sometimes.
Now to answer your actual comments. I am not going to touch the female part. That you can figure out with a psychologist or something. As far as the spending time wtih those who care, you just need to find people with similar interests. They are out there, you just need to look at put yourself out there. Be on the lookout for events near you that interest you and go to them, even if you are alone. There will be plenty of other people out there looking for new friends and they will automatically have similar interests!
Now for the hobbies, it is good that you have something. Are you actively writing or cooking? I enjoy cooking a bit myself, so I like to do a lot of research on recipes and look forward to trying out my new creations. Can be lots of fun
>>741396301
M-my mother picked the character. I follow in h-her footsteps <4
>>741396303
I'm n-not refusing to answer, I'm unasking your questions. They are based on faulty premises.
>>741396317
W-wait, so I offered you a hand in getting help and you would instead use t-that money for meeting someone?
>>741396338
S-sorry, don't have them on hand
>>741396385
*smiles*
>>741396421
Every time I'm falling asleep my body starts jerking around. Sometimes I even feel like I'm falling...what is wrong with me?
>>741396111
True.
>>741396178
Aw... How can I make it up to you?
>>741396421
>Nah, y-you got it backwards.
No, I know the thing you're talking about and I've suffered from it before. I recognize it now and this isn't that.
>>741396244
>>741396421
I mean, I guess not. But still, you know? People get along different in public, it seems.
>>741396443
I d-don't fit on that line very w-well.
>>741396539
T-that is a myclonic jerk!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoclonus
>>741394236
Hi thank you for all you do!
>>741396532
So you deny that you have a chatroom based around you, that you stream, that you have a bot that tells you when your images are posted of you or your name is mentioned, you deny that you are seeking attention, that you were dox'd? You deny all of this, despite having confessed to it earlier?
>>741396588
S-sure do! Especially when one party is n-nervous!
Just settle down. She wants to meet up with you and smash, surely, there is some degree of chemistry. You'll be fine.
>>741395967
You have to be an MD to be a neuropsychopharmacologist. Unless of course by, neuropsychopharmacologist, you meant, "I sat in on a biology and psychology course once"
>>741396256
Oh, I know the answers to my own questions. They can pretend to be whatever they want, but if they are going to come in here and claim to make more money than me, I am going to call them out on it
>>741396129
I'm way too busy for psychs. Plus I'm paying off my credit cards that I kinda maxed for slightly therapeutic reasons (I ran into a single cam model who reminded me of someone from earlier in my life that I cared for and I basically gave her $3000 altogether to be a friend and talk to me about whatever.) She's genuine, thank God, but she's also a kinda shitty friend cause we don't talk much anymore since she's focused on her camming thing again so I'm left without someone to talk to again for the time being. And I stopped giving away money btw aha that tends to be the big issue with people whenever I bring her up.
I know I can't do anything about the issue right now, but it's nice just to talk about it, you know? Even if you don't give a shit, which you probably don't if we're being honest with ourselves, you give the illusion that you do, so it makes talking about it that much better. PLus I know eventually I'll be able to talk to regular civilians again and life will be much more different, it's just at the current moment it sucks. But again, talking about it really helps, and for that I thank you...Alice? I think?
>>741396029
I see you are still recruiting for your cult, baby.
Such altruism to pay...until they are in too deep to get out?
Alice, even with the endless wave of shiposters you get, you still keep up answering questions and trying to help anons.
So, since you won't marry me, please just accept my thanks and encouragement.
>>741396546
$200 ! That always cheers me up!
There is a girl I really like Alice, with other girls I have asked out it was easy but this one is really hard to do.. like I cant do it! Every time I look it her my heart beats faster and I get butterflys in my stomach. I think shes the one, but I just cant get the nerve to ask... what do alice.
>>741396654
Do you have her face?
>>741396643
*smiles* It's all p-possible due to you, Anonymous <4
>>741396654
L-let's break this down.
>doxxed
I doxxed myself, yes
>bot
Yes, Last Order is capable of this
>stream
Yep, I stream.
>chatroom based around you
No, I have a chatroom but it isn't based around me
>you deny seeking attention
C-correct
Any questions?
>>741396745
D-don't have a cult, sorry.
>>741396748
*thumbs up* N-no problem!
>>741396707
spoopy
>>741396129
Ah, yes! I'll go to bed soon...nyoron... <4
Watching your thread while half asleep makes me feel cozy. *smile*
>>741396750
Send me that Paypal.
>>741396776
How much do you talk to her?
>>741396532
alice, can you send me your shit i want to rub it all on my body pls?
>>741394236
Are you doing stream stuff today?
>>741396605
Kek I read that wrong I thought you were calling me a jerk. It doesn't say how to fix it though
>>741396776
Start chatting with her. Don't seem too desperate.
>>741396697
*sighs softly* T-that sounds like money that could h-have been put to far far better use helping you....
Regardless. Feel free to email me at [email protected] or come talk to me at https://anekiho.me/chat2 anytime you wish to talk.
>>741396680
I m-make far more money than you <4
>>741394236
More sexy wiggling, pls.
>>741396664
Well... I don't think that I was expecting that answer. But thanks for the advice, you are probably right.
>>741396966
Love you Alice! <3
>>741394574
>>741396776
Just do it, anon! Who knows? Maybe she's been waiting for you to do just that....
Stop avatar fagging, newfag. The board is cancer enough as it is.
>>741396776
I r-recommend this three step program!
1. Find her
2. Open your mouth
3. Tell her you like her
I t-think you'll find this works far better than what you are currently doing <4
>>741396466
I know that I'm spoiled. That I don't need to be told. I'm very fortunate, and I'm grateful for it. Yeah, I'm writing and cooking both. Not much, lately, I've been very tired, but I'm still doing it. As for finding people with similar interests...I can try. There is a con I wanted to go to, but I had to change jobs suddenly.
Alice do you like my benis?
>>741396532
>W-wait, so I offered you a hand in getting help and you would instead use t-that money for meeting someone?
Yu, my deepest apologies alice, I am doing fine you could say in the head, I lead a pretty boring life and such yadda yadda. But... there's not much left in life I really want, you know? And I out of nowhere fell in love with this boy. He's kind, nice, and open, and he's all that I think about... So if I were to be honest, not mean, I would use it to visit him. I want him to be happy and see him smile.
>>741396561
Anon, just because you accept death as a reality doesn't mean that nothing else in your life has meaning. I went through the same thing until I realized that the best I can do is roll with what's going on around me and try to be satisfied with myself.
>>741396532
>M-my mother picked the character. I follow in h-her footsteps <4
Not entirely sure I follow. Are you saying you aren't the first Alice?
>>741394236
This faggot again
stop with your fake s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter bullshit
Alice is chemo
>>741396850
you went to sleep two hours go
>>741396129
>Have you told this to your doctor
No, I'm afraid she'll just try to stuff me with more antidepressants
>>741396913
Anime s-stream at 10PM EST <4
>>741396927
It's n-not a problem.
>>741396993
*nodnod* You'll b-be fiiiiiine. D-don't put it in her pooper though!
Save that for the second date.
>>741397025
>newfag
>doesn't know who Alice is
*giggles* G-get a load of this newfag Reimu!
Alice i love you
>>741397070
fatass
>>741396966
Also, as an alternative to getting married, we get to know each other first, then maybe get married
Also sorry if this repetitive marriage thing is getting annoying, I'm only /half/ joking
test
>>741397043
Bleh, I'll ty
>>741397070
Nah
>>741397072
I'm q-quite sure there is a lot more to life than you know d-dear.
>>741397091
C-correct. My mother p-posted in 2008
>>741397110
no
>>741397113
yes
>>741397119
W-what do you currently take?
>>741396841
Alice why so lewd today?
>I will never look good in a bunsuit (or maid outfit)
>>741396680
You do realize this is 4chan right? The place where people tell each other to kill themselves
>>741397144
Alice with the legit 2nd date advice
>>741396707
delet this
>>741397144
You've been cancering up this board for a few years and still don't know the rules.
Again, stop avatar fagging, you newfags.
>>741396844
manly*
Let me see your boipucci "Alice"
>>741397144
>Anime s-stream at 10PM EST <4
No twitch?
>>741397091
she is a disgrace to the First Alice.
>>741396841
Plenty. Does your stream make a profit, do you accept donations, what is your intent, malicious or benign?
Are you just some person who's posting pictures of themselves in cosplay on the internet for giggles and shits?
Why do you do this, really? /b/ exists as a place where people vent, yes, but you are hardly qualified to resolve problems that are, likely, at least partially fiction if not entirely fiction. Are you embracing that by being 'fictional' as this character?
Why do you 'emote' as it were, and splice it with vocaroo audio clips?
What is the point of the tea, what kind of symbolism are you pushing with it, or is it more of a personal meaning thing, or a trope of the character you cosplay as?
I won't even bother with asking the 'attention' question, as it seems to be such a sore topic for you and I suppose I'll get nothing but denial from it.
>>741397114
I came back from sleep as a sleepzombie!
>>741397203
I'm n-not looking for marriage dear
>>741397221
Good b-boy <4
>>741397231
I'm n-not lewd.
>>741397258
Right? You g-gotta REIGN IT IN!
Get that second date, THEN pooper time.
>>741397025
>>741397144
Ahahahahahahaha.. haa... Whew! It's been a while since I saw that much green!
>>741396966
>I m-make far more money than you <4
kek, alice that's pretty low response to that guy even for you.
>>741397275
never.
>>741397228
You've been very lewd today. Are you fucking a nigger Alice???
>>741396841
We all know you have a cult.
Even your cultists admit it.
The Altar of Alice, casting out unbelievers from your inner sanctum elder sister chat, etc
>>741396966
Lmao, yeah, I was stationed in Korea at the time and with that being the first time I was so far away from my family and leaving the US I was pretty bad, like borderline suicidal and completely pessimistic, so I took the socializing wherever I could. 2016 was a very sucky year for me. And I'm in agreement with the spending money thing. I like to take care of others to make myself feel better, but that's not exactly the most healthy way to live sooooo...
Anywho, I sure will! I'll probably hit you up on gmail cause that'd be easiest, so with that, thank you for listening to me complain about petty shit! I can't offer much other than a super good movie recommendation: I saw "Drive" with Ryan Gosling yesterday and that movie was amazing. If you haven't seen it yet I highly recommend you do.
>>741397357
Then...it's me who is lewd? I can't help but stare at pics like >>741397228
>>741397349
Why not hang out awhile. Watch. Listen. You might find your answers
>>741396707
Reverse image search
>>741397286
Look. Look. You know the rules?
Well, so do I.
It's b-been six years, and you know what? It's a f-full commitment I'm t-thinking of. And you w-won't get this from any other Thai.
Iiiiii j-just wanna tell you h-how I'm feeling.
Gotta m-make you, understand
I'm n-never gonna give this up!
You'll always b-be let down
If you w-want me to run around and d-desert you!
>>741397144
But- Can the drive from the airport count as the first date?
>>741397228
>I'm q-quite sure there is a lot more to life than you know d-dear.
There is, really is, but when you've come to the point to where "you've seen it all" you lose your motivation, and your "color" you could say. my crush has the same problem, only worse then me. If I had any plans to do new stuff, it'd be to visit him, and if he wants, I'll move countries and start a new experience. only 20 yo, I mean, why not
>>741397512
Kekkkkkk
>>741397424
Told you guys its a trap.
>>741397081
>Anon, just because you accept death as a reality doesn't mean that nothing else in your life has meaning.
I know. I lost all meaning in my life a long time ago. I spent the last 10 years looking for something, anything, that I could care about. But that thing doesn't exist. My life has no reason to continue. I want to stop existing because as long as I live there will be someone out there who wastes time, resources, affection or opportunities on me. I'm a dead man already, my body is just still going for no reason at all. There's nothing for me here anymore.
>>741394236
Woke up this morning and realized that after 15 years of trying that I never had a gf or any woman come close to wanting to be in a relationship with me. So as an unlovable loser should I just give up and kill myself or should I continue on but develop a drinking habit that will eventually lead me to lose my job and live out the rest of my numbered days as a homeless person. What should I do?
Just show us your fucking dick, Alice
>>741397307
N-not tonight.
>>741397349
This is poorly formatted. Let's break it down
>does your stream make a profit
No
>do you accept donations
yes, but they are redonated to Anonymous
>what is your intent
To help /b/
>malicious or benign
Neither. Beneficial
>Are you just some person, etc
No. I didn't post cosplay for five years, yet still tried to help /b/
>why do you do this
To help Anonymous
>you are hardly qualified
Disagree with you there
>Why do you emote and splice it with vocaroos
Should be obvious
>point of the tea
Tea is nice
>attention
I hate attention.
>>741397453
is that Julia Gillard's daughter?
>>741397357
She called me dear
>>741397416
>even for you
Especially f-for me.
>>741397361
Green AF
>>741397424
Not m-me, try harder.
>>741397453
What.
>>741397458
Yeah n-no.
>>741397017
>>741397652
Kys and stream
>>741397518
You had me at any other Thai...
*sniffle*
I am basically depressed af and from time to time cut also my life is shit but don't worry the suicidal thoughts fix it.
>>741397361
Kill yourself
>>741397518
3/10
>>741397674
Who?
>>741397728
>>741397059
Are you excited to cook or write? What do you think would make you happy? More money? Less work? Being unhappy for no reason is a big mindset issue more than anything
>>741396966
With your fake jobs? I don't think so
>>741397253
Yep, I have been on here for 10 years and been following the Alice threads since they first started all those years ago. I know how the game works
>>741397462
S-see you there <4 L-love you Anonymous....WAIT DID YOU SAY DRIVE?
I HAVE THE BEST PICTURE FOR THIS.
I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!