You have been gifted three (3) cosmic good boy points by the

Easy, dick muscle and happiness.

>>741386979
>implying losing 10 pounds is anywhere close to being worth having sex with anyone you want

>>741387170
lul

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>>741386979
3 inches of dick, all girth.

>>741387170
>Implying I'm not already fucking who I want.
I choose losing 10lb 3 times

>>741386979
HAHAH

easy

+1inch of a dick because why not? 10 inches won't hurt (me)

+1 inch of height because am the manlet king

+10 IQ points because 134 can't hurt

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>>741386979
+1 inch of dick so 7,5" total
+1 inch height
+10 IQ points

the rest I can do myself

so easy

-10lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
+inch of height

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+10 IQ points x3

>>741387429
that brings me to 6'1 with 7,5" and 127 IQ

>>741386979
10 iq
10 lbs muscle
1 night

Lose 10 pounds 4 times. Also, regarding IQ, I'd rather lose 10 points and maybe I wouldn't suffer so much.

>20 pound muscle
>1 year unconditional happiness

Best year of muh life

20 iq
10 lbs muscles

>>741386979
2 inches of height and 10 IQ points. Anything else I can achieve myself or don't care about.

>>741386979
why would you guys pick muscles or weight when these are the only variables that you can act upon

just pick the IQ and go to the gym (and the sex ofc)

>>741387589
may wanna take some points in IQ there anon

All you retards wanting more iq? What are you, black?

>>741387980
How does having a higher iq improve quality of life? If anything make you more depressed.

>>741388025
Shut up

>>741386979
3 points on height (I'd still be a manlet). :'(

>>741388151
That's what I'm sayin

>>741386979
+2 inch of height
+10 IQ points

please deliver lord transcendental Pepe of omnipotence

1 muscle, 2 iq.
I'm already 6'7, I wish my arms were stronger and having an IQ oh 156 couldn't hurt.

>>741386979
Dick, dick, and IQ.
I'm already pretty fit, with somewhat average height, dick length, and brains.

>>741386979
3 sex , everything else I'm already perfect with

>>741386979
Can I take MINUS 10 IQ thrice.

>>741386979
I wanna be happy and carefree, God Pepe!

>>741386979
Dick, happiness, sex

+30IQ then I can be as smart as I act.

I'm already higher than I'd like to be, I already lost 30lbs once and gained it all back, I don't plan on getting muscular, and after 3 year of unconditional happiness I would probably kill myself losing it again. I even have no real interest in having sex with someone, and I especially don't want a longer dick, if anything I would want a vagina.

>>741386979
sex, dick and height

>>741386979
+1 inch of dick
+20 IQ points

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>>741386979
>-10lbs of fat
>-10lbs of fat
>+1 inch dick

>>741386979
>+10 IQ points x3

I wonder what it would actually feel like to get that much smarter instantly..

Let's see:

+10 IQ points = you can increase your IQ, just get educated, read books, learn new skills

-10 lbs of fat = exercise and go on a diet and you lose the fat

+10 lbs of muscle = exercise and go on a diet and you gain muscles

This leaves you with things you can't do on your own

+1 year of unconditinal happiness
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
+1 inch of dick
+1 inch of height

Personally, I wouldn't waste a cosmic good boy point on a shag, so I'll go with dick, height and happiness.

>>741386979
If you don't take the dick, the height, and the IQ you're a verified sperglord

>>741386979
i'll just take the 3 years of happiness and hope i get some more points along the way

>>741386979
I'll take an inch of dick, 10 IQ points, and a year of unconditional happiness because life doesn't seem to be worth living with depression.

>>741387429
He speaks the truth

>>741388025
>>741388025
eyy

>>741386979
+1 inch dick
+20 points iq

>>741386979
Doesn't state it sex on consensual. Nice try fagggget

>>741386979
Just more IQ please. I am of average intelligence and I have autism. I'd like to be one of the super smart autists.

>>741387170
>implying 3x10 lbs. would even make a dent in most of you

1 inch of dick and 20 iq points

>>741386979
+ 2 inches of dick
+ 10 IQ points

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>>741386979


All on IQ

140 baby

+1 dick
+1 height
+10 IQ easily.

>>741386979
all three on fat

+3 inches height.. 5'10 sounds niiiice

>>741386979
dick, dick and dick
>only thing I can't really do on my own


I'd take negative IQ if it was available tho. fucking normies and their happiness

>>741386979
+30 IQ

>>741390731
>and happiness

and at 366 days it goes away and the world is fucking grayshit again? no thanks

>>741387429

This guy gets it

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>>741386979
+30 IQ points, Great Pepe Infinite.

I in turn sacrifice to you one of my own Pepes, that it may please your almighty Feels.

>>741391946
You can enlarge ur penis with jelqing and stretching if u want. So just take iq

>>741392251
Does jelqing really work? I'm kinda interested in giving it a try but I'm definitely not interested in having my dick irreversibly damaged.

+2 inch of dick
+10 lbs muscle

Plz Lord Pepe

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>>741392525

>>741392415
there are some penis enlargement communitys who say it works. just dont do it full hard

>>741386979
10 iq
One year of happiness
Sex
Pepe hear my prayers

>>741392415
Yeah, but you have to do it for 20-40 minutes 3-5 times a week for 6-12 months before there's a noticeable difference. That's a lot of time and a lot of lotion spent on your dick.

>>741386979
I will take +20iq points and one good fuck with person of choice but I'm not sure who so I will reserve that for when I know

>>741386979
Okay thats actually fucking hard fuck the height muscle amd happiness first i dont care and third i can do. Now i wanna loose 20kg but i suppose that i can do with hardwork. Even tho i feel okay with my dick an extra inch will make me from okay to really confident. Sadly i think i am gonna go for +1 inch +10iq and a night with someone but only if i get to keep it and not do it now. Tho it will drive me crazy what to choose. Make a fantasy a reality do someone like dani divine or smth my bestfriends gf? Or that insanely hot friend from highschool...

>>741386979
IQ, muscle, and height.

having a year of nothing bad happening would get pretty gay

>>741386979
30 IQ points hmu

>>741390690
Like doing drugs, but not being able to stop the feeling. First would come the highs, the pleasure, the feel-good of knowing and learning, of revelations, of truths,the motivation, the wonder of ease, the aha moments.

Then would come the lows. The shame, the depression, the moments of grim realization, the anguish, the resentfulness, the anger, the hopelessness, the antipathy, the apathy, the regret, the self-hatred, the substance abuse.

Then after a while your new base level would be somewhere closer to crippling depression than euphoric revelation.

I mean, just imagine ruining everything for yourself, like that, just, by yourself.

>>741392744
the guide i found was

3minutes warmup
5-15min qelq
3 minutes warmup
5-15min stretching

>>741390838
Unless your already tall and hung.

Which I'm not. So I agree. But I can't help but think it is vain to add an inch instead of spend all points on intelligence.

So I'm vain I guess.

3 inches of height. 6'6

dick will grow to compensate no doubt. and if i gain 3 inches of height my weight wouldbe more distributed, thus i would not need to lose any and im already kinda thin

>>741386979
How many tendies for 3 cosmic good boy points?

>>741386979
3x iq
then I can ascend
bye guys im leaving the mortal realm

>>741386979
Just three years of unconditional happiness.

>>741393106
you are telling me your penis is 3,6 inch? you need to measure erected

>>741386979
+1 inch of dick
dont know for sure how big i am but i feel like it can be bigger, i just compare my size with porn stars, not color or nationality.

+1 inch of height
again dont really know my height but I know the girl that i like is either as tall as me or a little taller.

1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
as a virgin that would be nice.

30 IQ, use to obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, 30 more IQ, use to obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, 30 lbs of muscle, obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, repeat until perfect specimen.

>>741393048
Sounds about right. I tried it for a few months years ago, but I gave up because I'm lazy. I read a lot about it it. Unless the majority of people doing it are liars, then it actually works.

>>741393269
>kars, the perfect life form

>>741393189
no no no, i am 6'3. would be 6'6

>>741386979
+1 inch of dick, +10 lbs of muscle, -10 lbs

>>741387429
Lol already 7.3 in and 6'2.

>>741393318
im around 16-17cm (depends on measure and erection) and 4.5cm girth but i still would like to have 2cm length and 1cm girth more. it's human nature i think

All these fags in here wanting to make their dicks bigger just so they can fap with an extra inch before crying themselves to sleep...

>>741386979
+10 IQ
- 10 lbs fat
+10 lbs muscle

I will be stronger and more intelligent
I would have what i have ever dreamed of

>>741394503
So what are you dreaming of?

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>>741388025
Kek

>>741394557
This would be literally my dream set up of my body and cognitive functions

With that i could fight if i needed to and i still would be smart as fuck to build me a fucking rocket and fly to the moon because earth stinks

3x consensual sex = threesome with wife and her hot sister.

No need for IQ, my math skills are exceptional already.

>>741386979
2 in of height, 10 iq points
dick is good already, and everything else can be worked on/ worked for

>>741386979

IQ, Muscle, sex.

>>741386979
+2 Inches of height and +10 IQ
I am sure and I lock in my answer, transcendental Pepe of omnipotence!
Yes! Now I am 5' 10" and a tad smarter. Already fit, and already have 6.5 inch dick, and already had sex with beautiful special girls. This will complete me

>>741386979
iq, iq, happiness.

>>741387375
Something's telling me you're a filthy liar who is very upset with their life. :(

>>741395096
> 3x
> wife & hot sister
> math skills
bait?

>>741393106
6'3" --> 6'6" is a 1.04x size increase, so your 3 inch penis will be 3.12 inches. Congrats!

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I will like +20 in and to wake up and shit out 10 lbs in the morning, Please.

>>741396237
+20 IQ

Sorry. Damn auto correct.

>>741386979
all the murricafags who take height. i really don't understand that. unless you are under 170cm i would never prefer it dick size, sex, iq, or muscle.

> no i'm not short. im around 180cm, which is average for my country. and biggest height average of men has netherlands with 183cm. USA has average of 178

>>741391164
>110 right now.

kek

>>741391105
Not worth it, mate.
I have mild aspergers and a 164 I.Q. Relating to anybody outside of my office is like trying to make friends with a gross, stray cat 99% of the time.

There are moments when I feel like a badass super genius, but they're easily outweighed crippling social anxiety brought on by a tendency to over analyze every aspect of life. Not to mention human stupidity is infinite. No matter how smart a based, outdated exam says you are, you're going to look/feel like a fucking idiot in some way more often than not. At least people don't say "Aren't you supposed to be a genius?" when you leave the stove on where you stand now.

tl;dr being smart is dumb, take two height, one muscle.

30 more IQ points would be nice. I'm already pretty smart, and I'd like to be smarter.

>>741386979
+1 inch of height
+1 inch of height
+ 10 IQ points.

I'm not so sure about the IQ tho...

>>741386979
I'll take 1 dick boost, 1 IQ boost, and -10 fat please

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+3 Dick

>>741396020

Not bait. You should request more IQ.

Dick twice, and a year of happy.

3 nights of sex for the sake of more than just sex.

First night is for my YouTube crush because I'm a huge fucking faggot. Of course I'd record that shit with loads of hidden cameras. I could blackmail him in to more sex.

Second night and third night I would fuck someone who is married and extremely rich. I don't care who, I'll pick whichever 2 are the least disgusting. Use footage of it to blackmail the fuck out of them or sell the footage to news outlets for huge gains.

None of them would get me arrested since, being public figures, they know if the footage gets out it will fuck their careers and (since none are single) their personal lives.

Opinions on my master plan?

All dick, I'd love to have a 9.5 inch monster cock to swing around.

3x +30 IQ
I ain't been not depressed in ages, I could just as well see if I can make transhumanism a thing.

>>741392415
I honestly did it and it worked for real I gained about an inch in length and girth got way better but if you stop doing it (which you will eventually) your dick almost goes back to normal size. I kept it up for like 2 years and i guess I got 1/2 inch permanently bigger. I bet doing it young while still growing will give you a permanently bigger cock. oh well too late

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>>741388605
I'm 7'2", have a 13 inch cock, and an IQ of 180

>>741393043
30 IQ points is not THAT much Maybe 70 IQ higher will be eye opening to such an extent. Im about 130 and know some knuckleheads at about 100 and they would just suddenly be like OH thats how the world works, and their lives would be better and full of epiphanies . Now a jump from trump supporter to borderline genius would be earth shattering like suddenly going from seeing black and white to seeing from ultraviolet to infra-red eye opening kinda shit that would make you feel depressed

>>741393048
Sounds about right, I found warm up followed by stretching then jelqing then a little stretching worked best

>>741393189
hahaha

>>741398049
Sounds like every woman's dream

>>741395096
AAAAaaand what are your other two consensual experiences?

>>741399582
yeah you wouldnt be on 4chan, youd be busy

Less fat, more muscle, better IQ

>>741386979
Muscle, IQ and fuck Megan fox in her asshole... EZ

Dick, IQ, Happiness

>>741386979
+1 height
+20 IQ points

+dick, +dick, +dick.