My name's Michael, I have my son and a wife, she's

P.s I can prove anything u want

>>741364829
Timestamp or GTFO

>>741364829
why not just pirate it?

>>741364829

Sounds like you don't have time to games of any kind, never mind stale ones.

>>741364991
It's very hard to pirate steam games I have learned, at least for me anyways

>>741365050
This. And
>>741364940
This

>>741364829
maybe you should stop playing games and get a job my genger friendo

>>741365089
thepiratebay.org/torrent/18238975/Car_Mechanic_Simulator_2018-RELOADED

first result

>>741365050
I have all the hours in a day, I tried for 2 months applying and got nothing so my wife tried being a vet she got a job immediately so I get to be a stay at home dad and feel like a bitch instead, so I have plenty of time with the kiddo for games :)

>>741364829

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/18238975/Car_Mechanic_Simulator_2018-RELOADED

>>741365170
what's your kid's name?

i really wish this was real but sadly youre a fraud.

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>>741364940
Sure lol

>>741365170
go pirate it instead of being a beggar. if you were asking for food or something, it would be different.

>>741365149
I tried man.. I really did and now I feel terrible

>>741365306
B.....kys

would you consider reducing your calorie intake and putting the "little extra" cash towards your son?

>>741365306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
Aren't you this guy?

>>741365306
Fuck, no wonder you guys are poor fags. She has to support your 37 full meals a day. Fuck off faggot.

>>741365413
Ouch lol he's fed, that's first priority.

>>741365279
Michael as well

>>741365306
i hate usa. its a shithole.

>what is catholic charities
>what is section 8
>what is emergency cash services

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Go work at a gas station. One will hire you. Tell them you will always show up on time and never steal. That's what they care about. You will also work any hours without hesitation.

If you can't do this then you need to be honest with yourself that you're not really trying very hard.

>>741365498

the whole west is a shithole

>>741365439
Ouch lol

OP you're better off begging without a sob story that makes you seem like a scumbag waste of space

>>741365487
You named your kid after yourself?

>>741365498
I'm in Florida wetlands and it's confirmed shithole here>>741365487

>>741365508
I'm white, lol I don't get approved for that

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>>741365419

>>741365508
I'm white, lol I don't get approved for that>>741365509

>>741365509
She's already working as of last week, but have a hole to climb out of first before we can even think about buying a pc game

>>741365170
Why the fuck you lyin? You can't just "be a vet" it's like 8 years of schooling. Fgt.

>>741365634
Glad to know your rather me lie lol

>>741364829
post pics of your wife. maybe im willing to pay up to 10000 bucks for sex with her.

>>741365573
dude i mean in usa americans must live in trailer parks and they are former soldiers, and here in germany we have migrants living in houses provided by the goverment free medication and all.
i work at the customs in the airport and i have so many wealthy mexicans or from equador ir whatever flying to usa after the shoped in milan and some americans live like animals.

>>741365509
>show up on time and never steal.
>never steal.
Is stealing a known problem with gas station employees?

lets see pics of the wife, then we talk.

>>741365644
Long line of michaels.. It's stupid

>>741365906
kek, yes it is

>>741365419
Ha lol original

>>741365807
Wtf are you talking about? YOU go get a job you fuck. Why can't you? Anybody can get a job at a gas station or a goodwill or a McDonalds. You are lying or not trying if you say otherwise. What's your bullshit excuse?

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>>741365807
so pirate it, you fucking retard. why are you on here embarrassing yourself and your son? I'm going to download the pictures and send them to your friends and family so they know that you are using his face to garner sympathy for a free video game.

>>741365862
Kennel tech at an animal hospital exactly

>>741365889
Yes

>>741365869
Doubt it, maybe personal sent images but that's it

heyyyy shouldn't of had a fucking kid until you knew you and your wife were financially stable for it. When will people fucking learn.

As a privileged white man, I cannot stand it when white people are so lazy they still would rather beg for money than get a job or EVEN use government handouts like the rest of actual real life niggers because that's what OP is turning into if you they get a job and instead keep begging for money like a child.

>>741365890
Slam piggie..

>>741365953
Can u imagine explaining our names in school. It was hell lol

>begs for a video game
I almost took you seriously

>>741366004
Come on, the man is for real. He isn't begging for food, cause they have food. The wife is working, but they can't buy a video game right now.

What's the big deal? Also, isn't the game for the son?

>>741364829
>>741365306
action Bronson fan?

>>741365983
Been trying lmao over 100 apps, nothing.. believe me I'd rather both be in this position

>>741366236
TOP KEK

>>741366279
he can pirate it for free. buy him the game if you want, faggot. he's just wasting money

>>741366100
Lol he's 3, 3 years ago we had a 4 bedroom house and 65k a year.. lol this past year has been so bad on us with her discharging and me not getting hired

>>741365983
This depends on where you live. If you live in a small shit hole somewhere in the rust belt, those jobs are already occupied. Once a spot opens up, they will hire someone with experience (McDonalds will hire someone with fast food experience and so on).

You are probably you, am I right?

>>741366279
>Also, isn't the game for the son?

yeah his son totally loves cars and totally wants to play that game, the father totally isn't using his son for a free game.

>>741365983
Horseshit. You in person applied at 100 places and nothing? Did you call back to each place and ask for an interview? I know how you act bc I used to be just like you, then I stopped lying to myself about the amount of actual effort I was putting into things.

Your son deserves a not piece of shit fat asshole lazy father.

>>741366173
I'm not asking for help for food, or anything. Those are covered. I just cannot buy a video game

>>741366249
Lol sad part is I am being serious

>>741366412
well judging that you're a fat fuck you probably gave 0 effort most of the time getting a job. Sounds like a fat person thing to "lol sent 100 apps no response" so you're just gonna sit on your fucking ass and wait for a miracle? Go out and ask friends for work, go find some shit fucking manual labor work until you find a job.

i got 80 bucks in my steam wallet right now, lets see the wife and if shes worth anything we can talk more.

>>741366577
Hey, I'm fat and make 6 figures. Your theory cracks open already.

>>741366501
then quit telling us some sob story about how poor you are.

>>741366552

accept the friend r/q.

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Here you go bud Merry Christmas

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>>741366620
this

>>741366279
It's mainly for my cars, and it's not mainly for him, I just know he will really enjoy it as well as I. And thank you, everyone is taken care of, food, diapers and all that I just can't pay for a video game if that makes sense?

>>741366655
that's not even my theory you dumb shit. I'm saying he's doing the typical no effort lazy shit thing of sitting on his ass waiting for a response, instead of calling back those places for a faster response, going to get some shit job just so he can make some pocket cash.

>>741366295
I don't think I have ever heard of

>>741366279

Nigger i have a kid and a fiance. I have a job but was recently layed of for like 2 weeks and my hours keep getting fucked with. I was told it'll be back to normal in september but as is i have lost about 6 pounds cause i can't afford food i dont eat with the family. I'm living off eggs and and rice and shit. So no i don't feel fucking bad for this peice of shit.

>inb4 get a better job

Im trying but as is i typically work 40-56 hours a week and i still need 500$ for one last class and i recently had to spend the little i had in savings on food.

So again no i dont pity this piece of crap

>>741364920
prove that dark matter exists

>>741366834
>lost 6 pounds
probably for the better

>>741366412
8>>741366457
I live near Pensacola florida.. lol I tried for work, I really fuckin did.

>>741366834
What's this one last class? Also, are you a negro, son?

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>>741366919
>did
it's all over now.

>>741366919

you gonna accept the friend request on steam or what?

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MFW people in this thread complain about struggling financially with a child when they and their spouse should've waited until they got job security and emergency savings backed up in case shit hits the fan. Ah man I have NO sympathy for stupidity, good job making your kids life a living hell and having a shit childhood. Including you, OP. Your kid is gonna hate you so much when he grows older and realizes what you've done.

>>741365170
liez

>>741366459
I'm not saying he's gonna play, lol I'm saying he will enjoy it, and yes he's a little car nut. Life is cars

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>>741366412
Grab a phone, and call every landscaping place you can, and tell them you want to work. One will hire you.

Then find out that landscaping is shitty work, just like all unskilled easy to get work. Learn why so many people put so much effort into getting a good job, and start putting in the effort yourself.

But you won't. You'll play games all day while your woman does all the work, using your kid as your excuse.

The sooner she dumps your lazy ass for a real man, the better off she'll be.

>>741366464
Yes over the course of 6 months that's easy.

>>741367104
/thread

>>741366577
I wish you knew me in person I really do

>>741364829
Fuck you OP you could be working while your wife is at home. I don't want to hear any bitch excuses. I support my family doing whatever I have to. You're obviously fucking lazy and some how think you deserve a handout to sit on your ass all day while REAL men are busting their asses providing. You only fell on hard times because you allowed yourself to. There is no excuses I could get a new job today or any other day. There are ALWAYS jobs available you are just a lazy bitch not willing to do whatever it takes. I know jobs you could start immediately that would pay 40k a year with no experience required it just requires people that can handle the work. Stop trying to con people with your sob story you pathetic sack of shit.

>>741367229
No I don't, no one in this fucking thread needs to know who you are. We can already tell who you are by this whole damn thread, you being a lazy fucking shit making your poor wife do all the hard work, you being an "at home dad" aka I'm too obese to get a manual labor job which are easy to get. You're lucky your kid isn't old enough to realize how much of a fuck up you are as a father.

>>741366900
Haha im a little over weight. Im at 5"7 and 208 so yeah it aint the end of the world

>>741366960
I recently got my g.e.d.

https://www.ashworthcollege.edu/career-diplomas/administrative-assistant-training/tuition/

I know some people who Say they can help me get a job in an office here in my state makeing 15 an hour.

>>741367352

Don't be an edge lord, I am not OP before you claim same fagging.

WAHHH I HAVE NO MONEY FOR A GAME WAHHHH LIFES SO HARD

WAHH I READ 4CHAN ALL DAY AND POST ON IT AND REALIZE I'M A COMPLETE FUCK UP AND NOBODY GETS ME WAHHHH

OP, what did you expect asking /b/ for this?

I sympathise with your situation, for real, but posting something like this is like begging to be roasted by the angry lower classes of 4chan. I'm sure /pol/ is being mobilised as we speak to roast you even more.

>>741367527
> sympathizing for a fat fucking failure of a father

anon kill yourself

>>741366836
prove that YOU exist

>>741367591
this

I don't know anything about steam, but I've got $25 for you if you get your kid off 4chan. Have you considered going to a playground?

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>>741367229
I'm sure you think you're a good person, but you also need to ability to look at yourself objectively from our perspective.
>halp /b/ i'm poor
>live in friend's backyard
>wife is only one working
>can't find a job
>son loves cars
>posts pictures of 5 year old
>pls buy a video game for me though

This is all coming off as selfish, and short sighted. Nobody wants to support that without something in return. So why not post a couple sexy photos of your wife?

>>741367354
Not bad, but you forgot to answer my race-related question.

>>741367663
his wife aint sexy

>>741367663
Exactly, if OP is so quick to use his kid for free stuff he might as well use his wife for money.

>>741367591
>>741367618
Here they are, the lower classes. Probably right wing. They will never attack the ones actually making their lives miserable -- instead, they will attack the very few that are below them in the hierarchy.

Human nature at its best.

You are the real human garbage. Please, now, kill yourselves.

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>>741366620
Alright.. she's heavy tho

I can't find any pics under 2mb

>>741366009
Easy money, cleaning shit, feeding and watering dogs, giving meds.... I did that job for 6 Mos before I made it to vet tech. My name is michael also.

I blame this god damn gofundme pussy generation. The real slackers caused by the baby boomers who ruined it for all other future generations. Thank you Internet for glorying scum when you could just use more of your spirits on porn.

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>>741367630
He's considered going to 100 playgrounds but none of them are within his max walking distance of 50 yards. It's really hard to find a playground that close, but of course since his wife is a vet she can pretty much walk twice as far and take his son to a playground. I wish you knew how hard his life was.

>>741366687
My fucking internet went out the moment I clicked accept :( lmao fuck Florida. Give me about 2 minutes to reconnect

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>>741367765
Right now, you're the one making my life miserable.

So fuck off.

>>741367890

that's fine, take your time

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>>741367669
O sorry. Yes I am white

>>741367765
>Probably right wing

And look at you being the big man with his big boy pants going with the political insults. Is that the only thing you can assume about people? Is that the only insult you have that you think will somehow upset someone? Man that's weak.

>>741367765
>probably right wing
Left wing hates the poor and un-educated, /b/rah.

>>741367897
Cry me a river.

>>741367047
Oh shit only if you read up lmao

>>741367980
Nah, I am left wing and educated, and well off. I hate wall street and corporate greed, and I respect my plumber like no one else. We need each other, but we don't need bankers.

>>741368031
read up? what? mind saying that in clearer english?

dont be asking for a game when you barely have a house
ask for food prick

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>>741367765
There's a line, though. While the systemic issues of poverty can't be fixed here, this guy clearly can find SOME work but just isn't doing that to the best of his ability. He's making a lot of excuses for why he can't do anything but still tries to convince us that he deserves that video game for free.

>>741368174

Stop kicking someone while they're down.

>>741368174
fatty is bored so fatty wants a game to play by himself that "his son will enjoy too"

yeah his son enjoy fucking watching him play bored out of his mind.

>>741367630
U got my ID lol I'm removing post anyways this is bad lol

>>741368274
The post will remove itself. Are you a newfag too?

>>741368274
Saved the whole thread including your id. Have fun

>>741368223
I'm inclined to agree actually. The sympathy is fading.

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On /b/ begging for money

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>>741367090
yes a 3 year old wants to do simylated mechanic work and oip changes. fuck off fat dad and do some real work. im sure your lady's vehicle (if its not the bus) needs work.

>>741368002
>Cry me a river.

Did you think of that all by yourself, or did you need help?

>>741365697
This

>>741368652
Justin helped me

>>741368500
Video game*

>>741368243
He may be down, but if his priority is getting games, he still hasn't hit bottom yet.

>>741367765
Probably the only true thing to come out of this thread (maybe even board)

>>741365697
>>741365508
He's right you know
My dream is to one day be able to afford to live in a white neighbourhood
No hand outs for me

>>741368223
i both love and hate this picture
it's just as bad as the other one with his grandpa in it.

Grandma is still mad but there is his wonderful sister trying to be supportive. She knows that the family hates that choice, but also knows that he's happy that way. Maybe he was bullied a lot, and it's his way of coping. His caring sister knows that the furry thing is weird as fuck. She knows it was going to piss off the family and make that Christmas awkward for all of them, but there she is... smiling alongside her little brother and his goofy ass husky costume.
This is love.

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>>741368782
this. this guy represents degeneration of america. online begging instead of producing something to benefit the greater good.

>>741368782

It takes a serious lack of mental acuity to presently judge the character of some random anon asking for a video game on /b/ for a measure of reprieve when the majority of users preaching against OP would leap at the chance for degenerate nudes from female patreons or something worse. It's just a guy trying his luck for a video game, take a step back and reconsider the reaction.

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>>741368719
semantics, fat fuck

>>741366552
Even if you are
Which is weird because I kinda believe you. 4chan is the worst place for this, there are dozens of steam beg threads everyday which doesn't help your cause.

>>741368964
That jpg

But how

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>>741364829
>>Yo muh motha fuckin name's Jamaeil, ah gots muh motha fuckin son an' uh beotch, she's recently separated from da navy, an' we's gots fallen in hard times, ova da past 6 months we's gots go from uh 4 bedroom crib ta uh small pull behind camper in muh motha fuckin buddies yard.. we's is barely surviving, ta keep us entertained we's watch movies off muh motha fuckin hard cruize on muh motha fuckin laptop, which iz sheeit da only thin` ah gots left, ah can't sell it or ah would, beotch needs it fo' skoo, we's just gots back ta werk an' is trying ta survive until we's can git on our feet ag'in, anyways, dis here post be uh long smok'd fo' he`p from uh wealthy anon, muh motha fuckin son iz 3 an' be uh `64 nut like me, all o' our games an' movies is stagnant, an' dere's uh game on steam called `64 mechanic simulator 2018, it's like 25 bucks, an' ah will be forever in yo' debt if someone who iz mo' fortunate than ah helps us git dis here game.. thank you
IF anyone wants it da ID iz "nignog1400" Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

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>>741368782
>impossible to argue with this
>>741368944
nice try

>>741368828
It's not, though. He essentially says "stop blaming the common man" then does a full 180 and calls other common men "the real human garbage".

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>>741368944
>trying his luck
he's using his son and his poverty as a way to garner sympathy for a video game for himself while his wife is at work.

>>741364829
Good luck. You look like a good dude

So what did your wife do in the navy except service the sailors and swallow semen.

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>>741369257
>nice try

What are you trying to imply? What I said is true and if it vexes you to know then it brings me joy in having you know I bought it for him.

>>741369295
He didn't say stop doing anything, he explained what they were and then conveyed his disgust

>>741369497
prove it

You are retarded get a fucking job. Your wife gives vets a bad name by not using the million benefits she gets including job preference...

>>741369437
The horror! kek

>>741369497
>>741368944
put down your thesaurus, it's actually really embarrassing.
no one talks like this.
you look like a total fag.

You could go without eating for 18 months and survive off the blubber you fat fuck. You're worse than a nigger.

>>741369688
just let the 15 year old pretend to be smart. he's not saying anything that the other white knights haven't already said with more clarity.

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>>741369688
>put down your thesaurus, it's actually really embarrassing.
>no one talks like this.
>you look like a total fag.

Not everyone is a caricature of a /b/tard in real life such as yourself, the value of the spoken word is held high by others.

>>741369547

>>741369926
>the value of the spoken word
>typing on /b/

also if you talked like that in person, you would actually be less effective in communicating. A larger vocabulary doesn't impress people the way you think it might. A lot of times, it just makes you harder to understand.

>>741369926
Today Opie was a faggot

>>741369926
I support this.

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I'm a poorfag OP but I wish you the best. Nice beard btw

>>741365306
Post benis

>>741369926
How much was the game?

>>741370269

The way I dictate myself is not intended or supposed to impress you, if a word that isn't colloquial impresses you upon reading or hearing it then respectfully I suggest you reconsider your education.

>>741370632

Just under $30.

>>741370611
>>741370705

>>741370705
You're a good anon. I am surprised that OP didn't even say thank you though.

>>741370518
Lol, you're putting too much value in using non-colloquial words. Aside from the fact that your grammar and syntax is atrocious, you simply sound like you're trying too hard to speak that way. Reading the run-on sentence you just slapped together was like running on dry sand. It's tedious for both of us.

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>>741370269
The way I dictate myself is not intended to supposed to impress you, if a word that isn't colloquial impresses you upon reading or hearing it then respectfully I suggest you reconsider your education.

>>741370918
are you?

>>741367090

>life is cars

Not for a broke man. There's more to life, take your kid outside. Look for work at the same time. Ask your church

>>741370632
>>741371009
that was for this.
for some reason the first time he posted that, it got deleted

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>>741371222
Witness me

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>wah wah my life sucks and I can't do anything about it
>buy me this game tho?

and in the end he didn't learn a damn thing because someone bought his lazy-ass a game he should've worked for

>>741371170
Not really though.

>>741371321
or, you know, downloaded for free from the multiple torrents people linked him

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itt poorfags butthurt their edge isnt being rewarded by kind anons

a 3 year old won't care for that game and will be more entertained by a plush toy than "car mechanic simulator". i'd bet money this retard neckbeard OP thinks the game will help him become a mechanic and make money. fucking sad post from all angles. i can't believe you retards gave him the game.

>>741371450
i bet his wife is going to start coming home later and later. Maybe she's stressed at work and a caring co-worker suggests she go out and have a drink with him and a couple others. This starts to happen weekly, and as they all get more comfortable around each other, drinks stop happening at the bar, and are just on co-worker's back patio instead. She enjoys the time spent at an actual house, and starts to imagine herself in that relationship instead. Of course Michael doesn't mind her being out. He "gets" to be the stay at home dad, afterall. Why should he help her get them out of poverty? He's raising their child... and that's all he's doing. So maybe it's just been a couple months of being friends with that co-worker. Hanging out at his house, having drinks, talking about life instead of struggling to live. She realizes that her co-worker is a temporary escape from a trailer filled with the groceries she paid for, and the family she had never imagined for herself. She loves her son, of course, but she can't bring herself to look at her husband anymore when she says, "I love you". Soon, she stops seeing her co-worker as an escape and more as a better option. What's a marriage, anyway? Her husband certainly doesn't know. This is where she finishes her 3rd glass of wine and makes the decision that her co-worker is more deserving of her love than Michael, the 28 year old mechanic simulator enthusiast who is ALWAYS looking for work but just can't find any... She takes her son, and a suitcase and moves across town to cut off the dead weight. Michael sits in the trailer in his friend's yard and changes the simulated alternator on a simulated 2006 Chevy Trailblazer.

>>741372439
LOL

>>741365744
Exactly, you're white. Shouldn't you already have everything you want? White people are the greatest of all time. You shouldn't be poor. You should have millions like every white man on 4chan.

>>741372439
This is possible, granted the wife is somewhat attractive. Judging from the looks of Michael, this is very unlikely. I imagine someone overweight.

Who wants an overweight single mom, straight from the trailer?

>>741365880
Eurocuck detected
>Enjoy your refugees

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>>741373746
>here in germany
>eurocuck detected

>>741373746
Hah, enjoy the refugees? Your country is already fully sauced with niggers. Most of your cities are fucked due to this.

In addition to niggers, you have muslims and mexicans. LOL WHAT A SHIT COUNTRY

>>741364829
You haven't tried. Trucking companies will literally take anyone over 21 for jobs, train them and put them to work. Just because you can't get a 6 figure job with 0 experience doesn't mean your unemployed. It means your not taking available jobs. I've got info from the image you posted CPS will be coming by later. That's no environment for a child to live in. Mexicans and niggers live better than that ffs

>>741373713
She just got out of the Navy. She might be somewhat attractive

>>741373948
You had a Hitler but got rid of him.

>>741374193
Actually, you got rid of him.

>>741372439
>Michael sits in the trailer in his friend's yard and changes the simulated alternator on a simulated 2006 Chevy Trailblazer.
I Kek so fucking hard from this

>>741364829
whats wrong with your kids head

>>741374346
IKR, me too

>Be me OP
>Go to interview
>Have huge unkempt beard
>Am morbidly obese
>Talk about how I need job to buy Auto Mechanic Simulator
>Go home tell wife lost again
>Wonder why she's packing her stuff, we can't afford a vacation now

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>>741364829
Post a picture of you with your finger in your sons asshole, then i will donate 100 dollarydoos.

>>741367964
so now this is a post your girlfriend naked thread?

>>741374713
thats just fucked up lol

>>741374801
I think that's technically requesting CP too, so this guy is really playing a dangerous game with the mods.

>>741365089
One word.

SKIDROW

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>>741364829
>4 bedroom house
This is why you're broke. Why You need 4 bedrooms for you wife and kid? Or so fat you need your own room?

>>741374938
Not really, cause its clearly a joke.

OP here. Just ate my son. Enjoying auto simulator though. So much better than a job.

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i found his wife lol she also begging for money on another thread

>>741375316
link thread

>>741375046
>>741375046
They were in the Navy, and I'm assuming he was living in base housing or getting a housing allowance. 4 bedrooms is ridiculous and they definitely should have saved up, but I've seen male dependapotamuses like him before. They want this nice family life, and are completely content with other people giving it to them.
His wife got out probably because she didn't like having to be away from her son, but it was likely under the assumption that her deadbeat husband would find a job and help support them.
Never marry someone with a shitty work ethic.

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>>741375316
Ew, she's stuck with his fat ass. Poor kid's going to grow up fat and ugly

Hey /b/ I'm in a similar shit situation like micheal here. I'm not asking for money or hand outs but would anyone happen to know of any work available in the AR area? Bachelor's in network security and vet here. I just had my 3rd boy prematurely and lost my job doing commercial glazing cause of it. My nigger boss was looking for an excuse to get rid of me and taking a week of medical leave did it for him. Anyways, Medicaid is refusing to help and I'm running out of my savings and guns to sell quickly. I'm not opposed to crime or slanging dope to get by for now, if anyone's got work in, that but I'd prefer to keep it legit because of my kids. Anyways, I can time stamp or whatever but honest help from a /b/ro would be nice for once.

Take him to a garage and show him the new car mechanic simulator now in 3D!

>>741375659
Go to the VA website and look in their jobs section. If you have a VA facility near you, you might even be able to get a desk job there for a little bit.
Either way, you can look for jobs in your area based on both your previous MOS or a keyword. You can also sign up for an email list that will let you know of job fairs and upcoming jobs with preferene to veterans. Good luck, and don't forget to use the VA!

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>>741376444
I'll look into it. It just really seems like god is taking another giant shit on me lately with everything that's happened in the last 6 months. I appreciate the help.
Here's a pic for your troubles