>Walk into your bedroom >You find Donald Trump standing

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>741341353
"Get out of my country you disgusting immigrant"

Get on my knees and service his tiny cock. I know a lot about blow jobs, and my blow jobs are the greatest, his load's gonna be huge.

>>741341353
>kill him with a hammer
>every single leader of the free world thanks me and feels in debt towards me
>maybe even win a nobel prize

>>741341420
You'd walk into him again......

>>741341353
I would not at all care about Donald Trump standing there but instead would question every single reason for the potus to be in my bedroom. There is almost no good reason, I'd shit myself. Shit's definitely going down and I'm in the middle of said shitstorm.

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>>741341469

>>741341420
kek

make him a bowl of eggs

be shocked that Trump is the middle of nowhere Canada. Not even Cuckdeau would come to my city.

>>741341523
rotfl, how can you even breathe and post at the same time?

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>>741341696

Put his arse in the Manus Island detention center 'coz we don't take no damn illegal immigrants

>>741341353
Ask him for a loan or if I can touch his bum

>>741341353
I'd smile broadly, give him a huge hug then

HAIL TO THE FUCKING CHIEF BABY

8 glorious years

Deport him

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>>741341470
everytime there's this one newfag

>>741341965
top fucking kek with a side order of lel

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I have a hunting knife on my desk right as I walk in.

I would need a moment to consider all the pros and cons.
>Is saving the world worth committing an act of treason?
>Is being taken away from my wife worth making the country safe for our children?
>Is the pleasure of killing the man I hate most in the world worth eternal damnation?

It would be a hard decision, but I think that in the end I would put the world before myself and end this fat orange fucks presidency. Or at the very least I would beat him unconscious then cut off his tongue, eyes, and hands, and one foot.

>>741342177
>troll'd

>>741342446
You probably don't have he balls enough to stab a tub of butter let alone a person. Good try faggot

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>>741342511
What are you basing that assumption on?

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>>741342446
looking for one???

>>741341353
>Ask for a small lone of a million dollars.

>>741341353
Offer him the best steak I have

>>741341469
>This is what liberals actually believe
I say liberal because I want to believe the modern democrat hasnt fallen that far yet

Grab him by the pussy.

>>741343411
yah, its a shame we now have to differentiate ourselves,

Like feminism and "post-modern" feminism.
Or social justice activists and social justice warriors.
Or BLM vs Niggers who think its a free pass to act like monkeys.

>>741341353
I didn't vote for him but he's my president and since his 'crimes' are mostly him saying stupid bs and nothing directly assaulting the constitution I'd protect him on whatever adventure he had in mind.

>>741343551
or nazis and neo-nazis?
There's not any difference once you start putting people into those groups. There are two kinds of people, pro-freedom and illusioned-"we can all feel good about everything!"-controlled-optimists.

>>741342601
This is poorly drawn, who is supposed to be the drunk looser with the uno cards? Rubio?

>>741343551
>Post modern feminist.
So First and second wave?
Right to vote, to have a job, have a cousin on what that can wares.
That make me what to do and story time.

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>>741343985
you

>>741343903
I don't believe in two-categor, "us vs them". black and white thinking.

But there is a think as "Too far".

We just need to learn to recognize what is too far.

>>741344287
and that was just chalk full of typos...for some reason i never see them until after post.
>category*
>thing*

>>741344018
>Long time ago in the 70's, my mother was still in school.
>Her and her best friend we're poor. (Starving and electric shut off poor)
Her friend came to school in her brothers blue jeans (because MandMeDowns and only girl in the family.)

Take out dull butter knife and start beheading him slowly while shouting allahu akbar.

>>741344374
Sadly, I cannot hang around for the tree-fiddy.

>>741344287
It's unfortunate that most of the world doesn't see things that way anymore. I think laws should always heir on the side of the people, right now they are setup to favor the gov and give them the power.

Ie, there is a local highway near me that is 55 all the way, most people drive it at 70 though. The community has decided as a whole that the proper speed is 70, but you CAN get pulled over for driving that speed. Some cops will ignore you, some will pull you over on principal (you're never getting away without a ticket from one of those assholes) and some will use that ability to pull you over if they get that "gut feeling" that you're car needs to be searched. The speed limit should be 70 to protect the people from unnecessary harrassment from the cops. The current setup allows them too much control. It's also that way to generate income for the county, which is really fucked.

>>741343411
>>>741341353 (OP)
>>Offer him the best steak I have
well done with ketchup?!

>>741344374
Sorry about green text on mobile.
>She got sent home from school by the principal for violation of dress code.
>The girls had a strict skirt or dress only policy in their schools dress code.
>She was ban form coming back till she got a skirt.
>My mom didn't see her friend for almost two weeks while her mom try to get together some extra money.
Feminist to day disgust me

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My body is ready.

>>741343506
good luck to dig through all that fat

>>741341460
Yugheeeee

>>741344800
Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

>>741343411
I have a correction to your post
>this is what trolls don't actually beleive, because they are trying to bait you into a response

I think the more shocking and ridiculous thing is your blanket assessment of "liberals" based off of a handful of 4chan trolls.
I'm a conservative, but I'm not so far up my own ass that I think "the liberals" are a threat and need to be mocked. There are good reasons and arguements for having a progressive stance on civics, economics, social issues, just as there is for having a conservative stance. While I don't reasonably subscribe to them, I'm not so arrogant as to just write them off as retarded.
Btw that "SJW" stereotype of all liberals doesn't exist in the way that you think it does. Although there are extremes, they are few and far in between so calm the fuck down. The same can be said of conservatives: most are rational beings with the extreme nationalists and neo nazis sprinkled in
Welcome back to reality.

>>741342190

Just kill yourself.

>>741341353
Bow at once, compliment him excessively to appeal to his narcissism, pretend I have value so he'll give me a small loan of a million dollars in a partnership with him. Get rich and kick him to the curb. You know, the way ruthless business works in his world.

>>741344800
>>741344884
The only way real men eat their steak

>>741342684

You can't escape your cuck call no matter where you go.

>>741341470
newfag

>>741341353
Shake his hand and ask what I can do for my country.

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>>741341470
Hello newfriend

Image familiar, its >>>(You)

>>741341353
>Roll gf over on bed
>follow commander's orders and careful instructions
>grab her by the pussy

>>741345040
I can't think of a better combination of a gourmet steak and a concoction of sugar, preservatives, and gelatine that is pretty much made for children.

Yum

>>741343678
I respect your answer.

>>741341470
poor poor newfag

>>741342190
die

>>741344800
A well done steak is a ruined steak. No wonder you need to cover the flavor up with ketchup.
Try a nice medium rare, seasoned with fresh cracked black pepper.

>>741341353
fist through face

cum on body

>>741341353
Thank him for his service to the USA and then bill him for his time spent on my property.

>>741341353
Split my bowl with him chill talk about becoming successful.
Drop some acid and hit the strip club.

>>741343411
>I want to believe the modern democrat hasnt fallen that far yet
This is how religions start.

>>741341353
fall on the ground, kiss his feet and obey my god emperor

>>741344018
>have a cousin on what that can wares
wut?

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>>741341696
Your butthurt is showing.

>>741345619
Probably from the south

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>>741342446
>>Is saving the world worth committing an act of treason?
This is what liberals actually believe.

So what has Trump done that's worth saving the world from so far?

>>741345241
ever tried to eat a grilled to leathery death steak without ketchup?

>>741341353
Have conversation on how to improve healthcare in the United States.

I would return Trump to the nursing home and reprimand them for not keeping an eye on their Alzheimer's patients.

http://www.alternet.org/personal-health/video-suggests-trump-suffering-alzheimers

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>>741341353
say "thank you"

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>>741345775
They think batshit crazy stuff all the time about some fantasy world where everything is perfect. And they always seem to envision themselves as the hero of the day through some hugely hypocritical action that they vehemently condemn.

With that knife on the bed, he's probably partially weapons trained haha

>>741344925
So much effort put in to that post and so few fucks given by anyone...

>>741345937
The outrage!

#DrumpfTrumpf

>>741345910
I wonder if he'll have a room next to Hillary. That'd be hilarious.

>>741341353
i would talk to him while shitting in the urinal

>>741346282
You have a urinal in your bedroom?

>>741341353
I would tell him that he is the enemy of the working class and to get out of my house.

>>741341353

>Falcon punch
>Fuck his wife
>Put on his toupé
>????
>I president now

>>741346065
>>741344925
No one cares about anyone else opinion, that's a sad fact of life. It makes for fun conversation before we go back to never talking to eachother again though.

"Liberals" is the catch all term that developed on the right just as "republicans" is the catch all term on the left (or white male, I'm getting kindof tired of hearing my white brother tell me how bad I am for being one of those). Those stereotypes, DO EXIST, though and are in large numbers. I have cursed the L word a few times, but my anger is really directed towards the arrogant hypocrisy of the left. Right wing people are often assholes too, but at least they aren't constantly screaming and sitting down to pout as lawmakers.

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>>741344925
A well thought out response, that i actually had no qualms with reading in its entirety. As a "liberal" I think I might be able to get along with you.

>>741346623
>only correct answer

>>741346686
...I do not.
In retrospect it's not a bad idea though. Would save time when I need to take a leak late at night.

>>741345619
Fucking autocorrect *choice* and *Wear*
I know no one is going to give me any slack,
But I posted that 10 minutes after waking up.

Tell him to finish the wall and get rid of all the blacks & negroes

>>741346623
Now you need to photo shop Obama into the falcon

>>741346623
Its his real hair tho...

>>741347149
I have that same fireplace.

haha whats with dogs pooping? is this a new spambot from the liberals for trump threads?

>>741347312
>republicans actually believe this

>>741346623
winrar

>>741344800
And just a little piss on top, like he likes it.