Post your country and this American will tell you exactly what

>>741322062
America

>>741322138
The single greatest thing ever, and burgers

UK mate

Belgium

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>>741322339
Bad teeth, London Bridge, something about an empire

>>741322407
Waffles

Singapore

>>741322579
spot on

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>>741322516
Baguettes, men dressed like this, snobbery, Eiffel Tower

>>741322062
Germany

>>741322062
Germany

>>741322721
wrong

its muslims and niggers now

Croatia

>>741322614
You're pretty sure it's in Asia (or South America or something), you're pretty sure it's important, but you're not sure if it's because it's rich or a wartorn shithole

Sweden

>>741322954
"Culturally enriched" sweden is almost a meme now

>>741322062
Mexico

>>741322764
Adolf, intense yelling for no reason, fembois and Muslims

>>741322062
Israel

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>>741322062
>>741322138
America is s continent

>>741322830
Never heard of, definitely a shithole

>>741323024
Liveleak

>>741322062
Greece, unfortunately

>>741323117
*a continent

>>741323121
Pretty accurate, pretty much slavs and sheep

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Australia

New Zealand

>>741323168
anal sex and bankruptcy

Luxemburg

>>741322954
Thick ass women, Vikings, political faggotry, freezing

Guayana

>>741323024
Sombreros, putas, drugs, tequila

>>741323093
Kikes and people doing the Egyptian walk

>>741323404
No te olvides de los saltamuros y los cagalíquidos

California

>>741323168
A smelly dump with people you can't call white or black, something about democracy and bankruptcy, cool flag

>>741323186
Kangaroos, wallabees, desert, crazy accent, and more kangaroos you gay gay

>>741323214
You mean Australia?

>>741323093
Cancer, cancer, and jews who are also cancer

>>741323336
That's in Africa, right?
Wait, it just looks like west Africa. mb
>>741323214
Shepherding and Lord of the Rings-land.

>>741323515
all spics and faggots

>>741323269
Basically Germany

>>741323336
Nigger central, the most nigger nigs to ever nig

Hungary

>>741323697
god damn...

>>741323863
You mean hunger y?

>>741323863
Hugely built and fat people that yell "yah" like Arnold Schwarzanegger all day

Brazil

>>741322062


do it backwards nigger

hard working people

>>741323515
I'm just thankful it's contained

>>741322062


world leaders in obesity, ignorance, stupidity

>>741323955
Sure, we're craving some Turkey. Also, give us the Czech.

canada

>>741323995
Massive, massive asses on girls that have the power to make you cum just by making eye contact, poverty, shooting and drug videos

>>741324107

america lite

>>741324107
Our little bitchboi that we love, and hockey

turkey

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>>741322138
Trailer parks, meth heads, shaven headed SJW lesbian university lecturers, police/school/gang shootings, and an incredibly weird obsession with abortion.

>>741322062


north korea

the only possible answer is best korea

>>741324263
i live here and honestly that is 100% accurate

>>741322062
Scotland

Do me

Russia

>>741324301
rampant masculine insecurity

seems like a country where every man is constantly on the breaking point of coming out of the closet 24/7/365 and fucking the nearest man in the ass

>>741324467

america's conservative wet dream

>>741324263
Very lite. Gun rights are a DLC

>>741324535
Lul, not bad

>>741324428
Really loud ridiculous accent, sheep, those skirts and that one loud song that kind of makes me feel sad for some reason but really, really fuckin annoyed played on those ridiculous instruments, hairy men, greasy and disgusting food preparation for some reason. And fucking grass. Lots and lots of grass.

>>741324694
Are you Scottish ?!
Pretty much.
Missed out the alcoholism.

argentina

>>741324467
Everyone stoically fistfighting each other 24/7 without making a sound, and tracksuits and vodka

>>741324428

irrelevant, and after brexit even more so

SNP is a bunch of dickless faggots

>>741323168
>unfortunately
Mhn to kaneis ayto

>>741324785
I am by blood but have never been, maybe someday

>>741324819

biggest showboats on the face of the earth, but in reality arent worth half of a diarrhic shit

>>741322339
An expired empire run by fuckwits who fucked their future over by exiting the union over the shape of super market bananas. You're the European equivalent of the South only with less guns.

>>741324819
It's just blurred in with the other South American countries

I'm assuming violence, some kind of issue

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>>741322062
I am mildly interested in what you have to say, Americanon.

Czech republic

>>741324535
Comrade go drink vodka

>>741322822
Actually that's UK

It's fun to read the replies, and try to figure out the country. It's like that "describe a movie badly"

>>741325020
America's bitchboi that we love, hockey, Molson, endearing to many Americans

First time I drank was in Canada, slipped up through Buffalo, I love Canada

>>741324838
Nichola Sturgeon has no dick.
Keen observation, confirmed sassanach.

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Be nice

>>741325294

humanity's dumpster

that is being nice

>>741325139
Then why is Trump trying to stop "the flood of muslims" into the US.
>tries to ban muslims
>sparks national protests and spontaneous prayers to allah in every airport.

Seems like you're projecting your own problems into others in an attempt to downplay it

>>741325045
One of those Eastern European deals, depressing and rundown

>>741325015
It's like Brazil but with more old Jews

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>>741322062
canada, also fuck america and the stupid measurement system. and most of you are Christians. accept satan as your lord for he can see the flaws in mans creation

>>741325245
>>741325539

Scotland isn't any more of a country than Arizona. You're from the UK. Faggot

>>741325294
Hard working when they are in the USA. If they would work this hard in their own country im sure they would be a superpower. Never understood that. Hardest working people hands down when it comes to blue collar work but why is there own country so fucked

>>741325637


most corrupt people on earth, they'd make hillary blush

thats why

>>741325610
Come to Glasgow, stand in George Square, and say that out loud faggot.
You wouldn't last till the end of the sentence

>>741325637

Their & There, get an education you dumb cunt.

>>741324819
>white

>>741325637
They don't care about politics?

>>741324998
Less guns? You mean no guns!

>>741325723

You had the vote mate

NO
O

>>741325637
They do, but their government is corrupt as fuck thanks to Americas drug addictions. You can't get anything done without bribes. It's worse than Russia

India

>>741324428
I'm not OP but I actually love your national anthem. Every time I hear that shit I get tears and think of Braveheart. I think I understand the "spirit" of Scotland if that makes sense.

Japan (goin' meta with this one)

Kazakhstan

Nigeria

>>741325735
grammar police 2017, grow the fuck up kid

Philippines

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Romania

Algeria

Argentina

Ethiopia

>>741325804
Mysterious, I feel like I need to take a magic carpet to go get on a tiger and ride it through a time portal, and then I get there and it's a dirty letdown

>>741325966
Crazy as fuck folks but love them it's easier to talk to them in French than arabic....
-tunisian

South Africa

>>741325765
Nonsense. Your police have some as do members of the territorial army.

>>741325637
>Hardest working people
Most poor immigrants are hard working for cheap labor if there are jobs available otherwise they end up criminals.
It's not only Mexicans that can do the blue-collar jobs that lazy white amerifats and pothead niggas can't.

>>741325848

if they had any balls to stand up in the world, they'd be notable. but they're the punchline on most perv jokes.

something something loli tentacle monster

>>741325848
Anime and people making slanty eyed exaggerated smiles and expressions for no reason, Samurais and ladyboys

>>741325945
Prostitutes, gypsies, Gypsy prostitutes and cheap booze.

>>741325872
Borat

>>741326281
Fuck off burger

>>741326325
Make me, Gypsy and or prostitute. Go take some more drugs with your cousins.

>>741325773
It took 3 attempts to get Scotland to join the UK during the act of Union.
There's plenty of enthusiasm for another referendum, especially post Brexshit.
Just need all of the old unionist fuckers to die of liver failure or diabetes .

>>741326199
Wait 'till Kim Jong Un goes off the rail. They'll very likely be at the front-line.
They served some whoop-ass to the Russians back in the day, and they'd probably do it again if given the incentive.

>>741325896
Niggers, sunglasses, and AKs

>>741325936
Money laundering and American resort

>>741325945
Human trafficking, orphans

>>741326530

you forgot princes needing to share their wealth with me

>>741326432
One American Jew took out over 2 dozen Japs armed with machine guns while crawling around on his stomach with a bullet in his leg. Barney Ross. Google it. Little guy as well. Featherweight.

>>741325966
>>741326022
Niggers, open marketplaces, sand

>>741325997
Sounds cold but I'm pretty sure it's on South Africa

>>741322062
Jordan

>>741326727
Wtf not even close

Kentucky

>>741326836
I forgot you even existed

>>741325723
Try telling people in the south that the Confederacy is over. It doesn't change the facts.

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>>741326411
How do you cope with the extra weight?

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>>741326108
Nelson Mandela and men wearing clothing in pic, sexy accent

>>741326836
You're not even a state. You Commonwealth piece of shit. Let alone a country.

>>741326835
South America

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>>741326597
you nigger

>>741326788
The "don't fuck with me" tough guys of the Middle East

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It could have been.

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japan


>anime and sushi

>>741326836
Sister fucking

>>741327042
The fact is Scotland IS a country you dipshit.
A Country in a Union with their neighbours.
That's like saying there are no countries in Europe because "EU".

You're being a retarded faggot, but you're probably a retarded amerifat, so it's hardly your fault

>>741327123
How do you cope with the cirrhosis, scabbies, STDs and vitamin C deficiency? You manky wanker?

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>>741327404
?
jokes aside, your post made no sense
You didn't eat your McDonald's lately, did you?

>>741327347
Sure, like how all the states are also counties in the United States...no wait. They're not, because their part of the United States. You're part of the UK. You don't have the authority or weight of a country.

>>741327526
jesus christ man shut up, your making us look bad

>>741327622
Have you seen who's in charge of this shit hole? I can't possibly make America look worse.

it started off stupid but fun and now it's gay. quit arguing fags

>>741327526
We have our own Scottish Parliament located in our Nations Capital, a separate legal system...I don't know what you think a country is, but your hilariously wrong about it either way

>>741322614
just a city nothing else, speaks several inferior languages

>>741325939
Principality

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>>741322516
France, home to the finest purveyors of reckless faggotry.

>>741328058
You're describing a nation state or territory. Puerto Rico has all those things. Are they a country now?

>>741322062
>claims to be American.

Probably not American, lol.

>>741325939
Talks funny, kinda WT, longbows

>>741327526
Scotland is not like the United "states", it's part of "The United KINGDOMs of England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland", as well as belonging to various commonwealths and the EU.

Please keep posting though..it entertains me

>>741328200
Aren't they competing separately in the Olympics?

>>741323697
Fucking kek!

>>741323173
My an a continent don't want none unless u got bunz hun

>>741324345
lil kid leader playing with broken missiles, poor people who are forced to love their shit hole

>>741328200
>nation
There's a clue there somewhere

>>741322062
Serbia

>>741323514
And taco english.

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>>741327347
Scotland lost it's independence when, about 1700?

Bunch of dress wearing, sheep guts eating faggots.

>>741324467
vodka, cold, commies, slav squat

>>741328387
But that's not a country. You know who else has their own laws, courts and local government? Every state in the nation which is the United States.

>>741325015
>It's just blurred in with the other South American countries
under rated post

>>741328380
Except for the ones that work, which is most of them.

>>741325045
unsure the difference between czech and czechoslovakia, but def slav

>>741327859
true. can't argue with that

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>>741328401
Serbia...used to have a good men's tennis player.

>>741322062
Atlantis.

>>741328198
I remember that scene, that was from jackass 2 wasn't it?

>>741325294
a place where people come from to do the jobs I don't want to do

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>>741322062
Try me bitch.

>>741325804
trash, slums, poo in the loo, thank you for calling at&t costumer support this is rajsheainak how can I hep you

>>741328507
Do you have your own parliament in every state?
No, you have federalism, centred on Washington.

You really are a clueless gimp, ain't you

>>741325939
England's Canada ?

>>741328828
Looks like some crackhead's deviantart profile pic.

Denmark

>>741326836
Fried Chicken.

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>>741326022
no food no rules just blacks

>>741328507
By your criteria , Australia isn't a country

>>741326108
race war now

>>741328748
>name a country
>names a city
You really must be American

>>741328401
part of USSR

>>741329087
And neither is Canada

>>741328828
Arrogance and irrelevance

The Netherlands

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>>741329087
Australia is not a proper country. More like an American forward staging base.

Any 'country' that lacks the will to defend itself is not a real country. It's our bitch.

>>741329064
Germany but with nicer cities on the water

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The next American president

>>741329067
All i think of is this: https://youtu.be/wsOdaGIXpBo

>>741329357
flowers, weed, some kinda port, maybe a windmill

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>>741329357
>The Netherlands

Neighbor of Denmark, former home of hottie CaroWoz and soon to be underwater.

>>741328401
Shithole, tesla

>>741328997
Actually yes we do. There are 17 seats in the Missouri Senate alone. You dipshit.

>>741329457
Well i suppose lee ving is better then dai ying

>>741329064
Socialist, vikings

>>741329681
Make that 34. My bad.

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>>741329064
hnnnng, Caroline

>>741329357
Drugs, prostitutes, Amsterdam, red light district, fuckin bizarre looking natives sometimes

>>741329401
can confirm i live in aus and our government kisses your governments ass, a decent amount of american culture too depending where you look,

still fuck you guys though.. fucking gay cunts

>>741330587
Send 20 of your hottest blonde females now. Otherwise, face our wrath.

>>741330587
Australia rules. My parents travel there for months at a time. They would move there if they could. Also I have a cousin there, she's in the Australian army, in tanks I believe.

>>741322062
Soon to be Norway

>>741330742
Australia has an army? I thought they just relied on us... Interesting.

>>741322062
Romania, also known as GipsyLand

>>741322062
Latvia, try and do it faggot

>>741322062
Texas

>>741331191
every thing is bigger in texas... fucken cringe

>>741325020
america's hat

>>741322579
>Bad teeth
you get all your 'knowledge' from the media don't you?
American media is shallow and concentrates on appearance first - thus flashing white teeth.
The actual facts are that Murrcans due to lower-average health and higher costs have worse teeth overall but all you've seen is Maerican Newsreaders and compared them to British tea-drinkers , but don't let facts get in the way - no, no Americans have better teeth, sure.

>>741330716
>hot
>australia
pick one

>>741329067
A lie

>>741322062
Finland

...You are all a bit 'dirty' to me.

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>>741332405
The UK does not even have a real Navy.

Get lost fuckwit, no one cares what you think.

>>741331132
No potato, much rape, I win you.

>>741333013
Snow and snipers

>>741331191
Oklahoma with a smaller dick.

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>>741322062
norway

>>741329004
Nah, that's Scotland.

Wales is more like UK's Samoa.

>>74133146

>>741322062
>>>741331191
>every thing is bigger in texas... fucken cringe

Do a more accurate stereotype instead. I actually do ride a horse most places. It's like a the Texas equivalent of riding around in kick ass wheels. Pretty damn successful panty dropper if you get into more rural areas, but then again, there are always gonna be inbreds with their buck teeth looking like open garage doors and torpedo tits.

>>741333326
Sweden lite with Trolls

>>741322062
>>>741331191
>Oklahoma with a smaller dick.

>Oklahoma with less injuns and more guns.

>>741322516
>expecting americans to know where youre from based on a flag
>implying we know anything but the stars and stripes

>>741323514
Fuck you, spic.

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Northern Ireland son.

The home of terrorism and yank-haters.

>>741333814
that was quite rude

>>741322062
Poland.