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i'm a hugless kissless 26 year old virgin. if this post

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i'm a hugless kissless 26 year old virgin.

if this post gets 50 responses, i'll show my freak face.
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>>741263329
Tits or GTFO
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Do it.
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Do it fag
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OP almost certainly will not deliver
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Do it
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do it
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Bootin
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>>741263329

>You know strip clubs exist right?
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>>741263329
yup yup
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32yo wizard here.
Who's the bitch now, OP
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>>741264261
what's your point
>>741264234
hey i've been told i'm uglier than shrek before

>daily reminder shrek got to hug a girl and i never will
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>>741264278
Yep ,I'd also like to fuck that underage pussy.
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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=caldo+de+posho

:)
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>>741263329
>pic related
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>>741263401
Op is not a girl you retard
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I bet you look good :)
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>>741263329
go
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>>741264098
This
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>>741263329
can i touch your willy
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>>741264383

For the whopping sum of between $300-$1k, you can totally reverse some if not ALL of that and not have to shitpost on /b/ about your pathetic life.
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>>741263329
Roll
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lmao how tf can you be hugless when you r 26? just show us
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do we want this
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Lets see that freak face faggot
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OP it may seem bad, but at least you haven't been heart broken, used, treated like shit, etc. by girls.
Feelsbadman. They say it's to better have love and lost than never at all. That's fucking bullshit.
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>>741263329
i want your face shown so i'm replying to this thread
thank you and have a nice day
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>>741263329
i need to see it
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I'll bite
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show it
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>>741263329
lol
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dont care if its b8
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nigga how ugly is you
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Nice bait

Bump tho
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>>741264890
Fuck off nigger
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http://nanachat.io/14zx
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wheres The Pokemon MISTY?
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For science.
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Contributing
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>>741264617
What are you rolling for you retard?
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b8
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> be me almost 5 years to wizard but not kissless or hugless.
>Have gotten in bed with a grill and tried to woe her but left me blue.
> massage her and kissed her up only to tell me she'll gift me her pussy on b day.
> put her on uber home doesnt call or respond to text until few days before b day saying her grand told her she shouldny see people for religious reason.
> im too upset because it was more than just sex and she only wanted validation and i knew she wasnt gonna give the goods so i stawped tolking to her
Pic related
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>hugless

Jesus Christ, anon. I'm sorry to hear that. You should try branching out and join some activities and meet some new people. Even if you don't end up doing anything serious, hugs are essential.
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do it
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If you're really ugly, you can at least avoid all that emotional drama woman sometimes come with
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>>741264517
Maybe he wants some man tits
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Contributing
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How does it feel to know I've fucked all the girls you've jerked off to and that I could snap your neck like a pencil?
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>50 Replies
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>>741264975
Disgusting nigger
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>>741263329
+1
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50
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DO IT
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>>741265072
50 posts, shame this shit had to be 50
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>>741264975
lmfao ur not missing much imho tbh fammmmmily
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>>741265072
oh man take it easy, my dick is cheesy
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>>741263329
>hugless
>kissless
Literally how, you can look like absolute shit and get these.
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Deliver nigger
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>>741263329
Take this
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50 !
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Do it you filth
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DELIVER wanna see how ugly can u be
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These threads are bullshit. Ive met absolute mongoloids who managed to get laid.
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>>741263329
Misty?
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This must be overwhelming for OP
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>>741265195
Not really. I'm not even ugly, I'd say pretty average, but I'm socially awkward as fuck so I had my first kiss at 21 which was just pure luck. That was 4 years ago and haven't had a kiss since.
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>>741265447
wtf
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>>741264975
Oh god
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>>741265447
MOOOOODDDDDDSSS
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>>741265095
When did everyone become racsist.
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come on then
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>>741265447
shitty bait
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Fucks sake. Can none of you use fucking google?! Jesus. Newfags everywhere.
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>>741265644
Bait.
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We fell for the bait.Fuck you OP.You faggot
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>>741263931
>>741264034
>>741264098
>>741264113
>>741264154
>>741264187
>>741264192
>>741264234
>>741264272
>>741264278
>>741264521
losing bet
>>741264526
>>741264613
>implying you'd want to
>>741264614
illegal in america
>>741264631
idk but i am
>>741264726
k
>>741264780
i can't argue against it because i have no frame of reference to compare it to
>>741264795
>>741264799
>>741264806
>>741264823
>>741264851
>>741264890
pretty damn ugly
>>741264977
yeah i remember one time in 6th grade there was a program that said people need at least a hug a day to retain their sanity

guess who never had a chance at being sane KEK
>>741264989
>>741265050
i guess there's that
>>741265065
>>741265072
bad
>>741265106
>>741265099
>>741265118
>>741265245
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>>741265644
it was just a picture he added to his post, he never mentioned anything relating to the pic
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>>741265447
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>>741265736
Oh, it's just you. Ok, nvm
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>>741265736
you posted this earlier
fuck that was anticlimactic
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>>741265736

>illegal in america

Dude, they're strippers. They dont give a fuck. Since its your first female contact ever, they'll probably even cut you a deal.

How has this never occured to you? Do you seriously never leave the basement?
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>>741265736
honestly youre not ugly at all, i'll give you a solid 6/10, you just dont have much confidence
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>>741265899
i have autism
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Op today
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>>741265962
like, "screaming randomly in the middle of a conversation autism" or "socially awkward autism?"
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>>741265736
Hi /fa/
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>>741265736
You're cute! I'd hug ya. I'm gonna guess your self confidence is what keeps you from going for girls/guys/what ever floats your goat
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>>741265736
I've seen your around here before.

Reason why you are a virgin :
-You're chubby,
-Your moth is probably rotten (brush twice daily, floss every night and scrape your tongue with OraBrush after every meal)
-You probably smell like shit, practice good hygiene.
-Stop fapping all the time, have some confidence and smile.
-Visit a dentist and after the work that's done require a whitening (make sure the teeth you want to whiten are natural, not stained by a disease/meds and not chipped)
-Your personality is probably a no-go. Cannot really change that but make sure you're aware of the fucked up things you do and correct them
-Stop hanging on 4chins all the time, get a job and have a gym subscription.
-Lack of confidence.Practice confidence boosting techniques
-You probably smell bad. Again.Buy a manly, yet soft perfume and a nice deodorant.
-Your haircut screams pedo and creep. Change that.

Remember that you're not ugly and this reason (believing you're ugly) is NOT the reason you're a virgin nor is your dick size.
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>>741266057

>KEK'd
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>>741265962
Embrace the autism in you
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>>741266148
fucking christ
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>>741266278
Literally
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>>741265736
Femanon here, id suck your cock so hard your sack would be deflated.
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>>741263329
30yo Kissless virgin here you are smalltime
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>>741264934
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>>741266148
>Your moth is probably rotten
>Your moth
>Moth<
kek
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>>741265281
Nah it's just raining here, no mist yet
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>>741266349
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>741266424
Laughed at my own mistake.

Yeah, anon, mouth*.

Fuck me, right?
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>>741265736
you really not ugly i dont see why you think you are
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>>741266349
thank you for being nice to me.
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>>741265736
You are not ugly at all,lose some weight and you'd be pretty hot.
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>>741266790
>>741266812
more of her/name?
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>>741265736
your not even that ugly, if you lost weight you could probably be a solid 6 or even a 7/10
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>>741266804
why do girls avoid eye contact with me irl
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>>741265736
Oh for fucks sake.
Come to Texas and I'll fuck you just to shut you the hell up. You make these dned pity party threads constantly. Stop being such a little bitch.
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Yo dude, get ripped, take care of your hygiene, start to talk to people so you'll get used to being around people and you'll fuck, youre not ugly at all bro
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No balls
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50 posts
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>>741268394
Fuck Kik, telegram.
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>>741268526
Also might be worth mentioning that I'm a guy.
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>>741268526
>>741268564
probably could've mentioned that before i responded.
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>>741266835
me gusta
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You know what's worse than being a 20 something ugly virgin?

Being a 20 something attractive virgin because of social anxiety
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>>741268735
Doesn't matter, have sex
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>>741265736
You're not THAT ugly dude. I was picturing like, burn-victim-tier looks. Any lack of human contact in your life is due to your shitty attitude and lack of confidence.
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>>741265736

you're ugly because your face is fat and probably swollen with water from your high sodium diet

change your lifestyle, eat good foods, only eat like shit when you're going out with friends or on vacation
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>>741265736
Oh, it's you again for the 183859694828384th time, stop being such a cry baby pussy and act like a man.
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>>741267103
>>741267122
>>741267158

Wish this chink would just post straight nudes already
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