Drunk me is reminiscing, thus this post was born. Happened about

go on

stdh.txt

5 bucks on this ending with a log of shit slidding down op's throat

Okay, Day 2, Here we GOOOO.

> wake up
> its like 11am
> roll out of bed, so fucking tired
> sloppily get dressed and prep for the day
> I go get breakfast with some of my other cousins and K
> meet up with N out near the lounge area
> she looks happy to see me
> "Anon! Haha, thought you weren't coming, man!"
> she stands up and hugs me
> hOly ShIT wasn't expecting that
> reluctantly hug back a little
> we chill and talk, just like yesterday
> had a super nice time
> sitting down was kinda boring, so we get up and walk around a bit
> we walk past the dining hall and bump into K
> as soon as he sees me with cutie N, he gets that look
> you know, THAT one
> sly motherfucker starts questioning me
> "Hey Anon, who's this you got here?"
> you bastard K
> i explain that we just casually met and happened to bump into each other
> he doesn't take the bait
> flashes this little devil grin
> "Oh, cool. Alright, talk later!"
> you couldn't wipe that shiteating smirk off his face if you tried
> moving on
> we get lost in time again, talk for ages
> after a bit of conversation, she turns to me after a moment of silence
> "Uh, hey, Anon. I-I don't really know whether this is too straightforward or not..."
> ohmyfuckinggod.gif
> I cut in like an idiot
> "What's up?"
> she kinda closes up and blushes a little
> "W-Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the pool tonight?"
> h o l y s h i t
> "Me? I mean, the offer's really gracious..."
> she pouts a little
> the fuck am I doing? Just go for it, dumbass!
> "Ah, sure, what the hell."
> she lights up
> she looks me straight in the eyes
> I will never forget that smile as long as I live
> she hugs me again as she departs
> I exhale and sit like some sort of romance movie lead
> life's pretty fucking good at this stage
> I walk around, pretty content, relatively ditsy.

Night 2 on the way.

I'm so ready for N to turn out to be his cousin.

>>741251938
Same

Please do continue

I swear to god if you "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" this, imma straight up kill ya

>>741251346
What happened to walk the dinosaur?

Don't stop writing

Hurry up will ya?

Hurry the fuck up

hurry up OP

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“I need about treefiddy.”

Calm your tits you fucking weeboos let the man type.

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I can already smell the open door
I can already feel the dinosaur

Night 2, here we goes.

> it was starting to get dark, im hyperventilating
> how the fuck am I gonna go swimming with this cute girl?
> what the fuck do I do?
> what if someone sees me?
> fuck it what could go wrong
> literally everything
> getting back on topic
> I rock up to the pool that night, I'm wearing my trunks and a t-shirt
> just a few patrons there, nothing much going on really
> nervous as fuck, take off my shirt and step in
> I swim around for a while
> other people start to leave
> is she not coming?
> s a d w a v e . m p 4
> suddenly, N appears.
> I remember exactly what she said that night
> "Hey, hey, hey! I'm glad you showed up, Anon. How's it going?"
> noseblud
> she's wearing this kinda thin striped rainbow bikini
> how the fuck is this gonna end up I'm scared
> she hops in and smiles at me
> we fuck around for a while
> i think to myself in a silent moment
> i really really like this girl, so what am I gonna do about it?
> we're on a cruise ship and we don't even live in the same state
> may as well go ahead
> formsmasterplan.gif
> eventually we kinda tired
> we head to this really nice pizza place and then head back to the pool
> casual conversation until
> "Yeah, my boyfriend broke up with me a couple weeks ago."
> now's my chance
> "Why the hell would he break up with you? You seem like an an amazing girlfriend, N"
> okay deep breaths here we go
> a little more small romance talk then
> "Look, I know this is kinda awkward but..."
> she looks at me quizzically
> "I know we just met, but I really like you, being honest. I just don't wanna lose you because I'm too scared to say anything."
> her eyes
> her god damn eyes
> I'll never unsee those beautiful eyes in that moment
> "A-Anon...I like you too...like a lot."
> she giggles in an impossibly adorable fashion
> she swims over and sits down next to me
> I'm looking at her and she's looking back
> there's so much tension, anyone could feel it

Too long, posting the rest in a sec.

Night 2 pt. 2 also pardon the slow typing, still kinda smashed

> my hormones lost their shit
> imgoingin.mp4
> I cup her face and kiss her
> after a second or two she kisses me back
> I'd hooked up a few parties before but this was different
> I thought to myself 'this is love, I swear'
> there was just something about her
> I almost couldn't handle the emotion
> she pulls away gently
> we cuddled in silence for a few minutes then talked a bit more
> had a cute little splash fight as a little flirty moment
> kiss her goodnight
> head back to cabin where me and the male cousins sleep
> they're all still awake
> It kinda hits me that it's well past midnight
> "Hey, Anon, where were you?"
> taken aback a little, I tell the truth, but not the whole truth
> "I was just at the pool, no biggie."
> I slump into bed and before long I'm dreaming about her

Stay tuned for Chapter Three

Fuck off OP hurry the fuck up

I swear to fuck if this ends in a meme...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A2CiJ5U6x24
Pretty much op.

Awaiting spaghetti.

Knees weak
Arms are heavy
The door is open and ready
Dinosaur spaghetti

Now we wait for the dinosaur boys

>>741254351
You made me spit my coffee all over my balcony you cunt.

hurry up writting this faget

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>>741254351
Top kek

OP got my first 4chan comment, he better writte his shit fatser

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Hurry OP

Come on op I want to see how this story ends!

*Boom Boom Akala Lacka Lacka Boom*

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>>741254690
new

>>741254758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

It's like the advertisement in the middle of the movie

>>741254856
Intermission. lol

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>>741254779
ye boi

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>>741253969
TYPE FASTER FAGGOT

Bump to help keep thread up

>>741251019
aus /b/ro here, can relate. fell in love with a girl on a cruise around new caladionia, best two weeks of my life havent seen her since :(

Blimp

This is where shit gets weird. Day 3.

> wake up, late as shit again
> still ecstatic from last night
> not sure whether anybody noticed but eh what the hell
> at breakfast, K ushers me over to a table for 2
> he sits down and gives me that mentor look
> "You were there with her, weren't you?"
> Cue my heart literally hitting rock bottom
> I kick him under the table
> "Don't you fucking tell anyone, I swear to-"
> he holds back a laugh, then howls
> "Wait, you actually were?!"
> he's pissing himself and everyone else is looking on
> fuck.png
> I drag him outside
> I get really upset
> he ends up apologising and promises he won't interfere
> hey, at least that shut me up
> obviously, I catch up with her later that day at the arcade
> we chill out, but we're a lot more open now
> it's new, and it's nice
> we got into a really competitive game of Daytona, trying to dog each other over.
> I end up winning and she playfully hits me as I wrestle back
> I end up pinning her to the wall by the arms
> I end up staring at her, hypnotised
> I end up brushing my lips against hers as she kisses me back
> she's blushing furiously at this stage
> "Hey...we haven't got long left here. do you wanna...?"
> levelup.gif
> she takes me into her cabin
> she tells me her parents are out and shouldn't be back for a while
> she locks the door
> we resume where we left off as I throw her onto the bed
> I whipped off my shirt as she lies on me
> hey I like this
> she takes off her shirt and my jaw legit drops
> We make out and dry hump for a few minutes
> im harder than a diamond
> she whips off my underwear as she giggles
> I brush her hair back as she goes to town
> best half an hour of my life
> we didn't end up fucking because 15 year olds don't carry rubbers
> but hey I made it pretty far
> we hung out there for a while and then I left to go hang out with my family
> I wouldn't see her for the rest of the day, but it wouldn't be the last I hear of her

Oh shiiit, I hate the next part.

Fucking hurry faggot

>>741255013
Sounds like Cruises are the best places to catch pussy

>>741253502
/thread

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suddenly applying pressure to an object

>telling a story on /b
>not typing entire story beforehand
>being this new

>>741255059
"im harder than a diamond"
I'm sorry to announce you that this will be massivly used by me from now on

>>741255186
Agreed

I'm pounding F5 harder than i beat my meat

Bumping because OP is a slow faggot

keep going keep going

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>>741255059

>>741255465
I'm stealing this

Part V (?): Fuck this gets heated quick

> same day, head back to cabin
> pretty much everyone's there, including sisters
> as I step in, everyone just stares at me
> K looks kinda guilty
> immediately, i just get fucking bombarded with questions, innuendos etc.
> it's loud
> like really fucking loud
> I lose my shit and just storm out
> how the fuck could K do that
> I sit down and just cry
> I didn't know what to do
> One of my sisters came out and just patted me on the back before she went off somewhere
> Later, after dinner, im just chilling by myself at the cabin as the backstabbing traitor walks in
> I'm not talking to him
> he says he wants to help me get in with her
> bitfuckinglate.png
> I tell him just to get lost
> he obeys regretfully
> I went off to the dessert parlour and had a ton of ice cream to try and force myself to feel better
> some of my cousins see me and come over to talk
> I dismiss them pretty much immediately

I know this doesn't seem too relevant at this point, but I could condense this into two sentences if I wanted to. Trust me, this is kinda important and I'll explain why later.

> went to sleep that night and nobody was staying up late
> well, I was, but that was just because I was depressed as shit
> nobody was talking or anything
> eventually I passed out and dreamt not of N, but of throwing K off of the ship.

>>741255495
it's all yours my friend

>>741255686
Thank you anon

>>741251019
I guess I don't understand why you got upset that your family found out. Were they mad because you weren't spending time with them? Or is your family part of some religious cult?

>>741255686
I'm not >>741255495 but thanks

>>741255578
"throwing K off of the ship"
You shoulde have fagguette

I swear if this turns into a3.50 story I'm going to be pissed

Gonna pick up a few beers, hope OP is finished by then, and the last post is not of dinosaurs and the fresh prince of bel air

how can i become a fast runner?

>>741255836
You fucking run, m8

BUMP MORE

>>741255876
ty

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>>741251019
It's very easy to embarrass your self and then become a jaded old fuck like me and still think about that 10 or 15 years down the road. DON'T FUCK THIS UP. I'm rooting for you kiddo.

bump i need to hear anon's tale

bump imma go fap and come back

Ffs hurry up, now I'm attached to this shit

>>741255578
Im confused. Why are your family all shouting at you? Who cares if they know you got some puss? Wouldn't they be proud of your pussy slaying?

Hurry the fuck up. I'm curious and want closure.

>>741256105
Op is actually Mormon

Come on, op

Shit my internet went down for a few mins
I thought i wasn't going to get it back

Also underage b&

>>741256105
probaaly just interagating him

>>741256240
Nvm, read 8 years as 8 weeks

>>741256240
>8 years ago
>15 in story
Are you fucking retarded

This has got to be one of the most obviously fake stories ive ever read on this board. Fuck people are stupid, how could anybody believe this shit for a second. If I had to put a number on it, I'd say that their is about a 0.09% chance that this story is real.

>>741255819
Get some cold ones for me and the boys

>>741256321
Shhhhhhhhhh....it's okay. Tell us who hurt you.

>>741256321
Everyone's just waiting for the door to open though

>>741256321
When you go see a movie do you watch it because it's real or because it has an iteresting story you fagguette?

>>741256364

You dumbfucks hurt my brain. That's all.

>>741256321
here is your free (you)

>>741256321
I agree if anything n turns out to be a transexual

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>>741256485
He saw her naked though... That was my suspicion before...,

>>741256421

This is an interesting story? You must find the story in porno's extremely interesting then, because this is even lower quality.

Thats liteally all this story is by the way. Just some idiotic sexual fantasy

>>741256485
That would be hella sad

>>741256485
I want this to happen so badly
Dear fuck
>OP got blowed by a tranny on a cruise ship
>the worst part?
>he fell madly in love with him

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>>741255578
hurry the fuck up nigger.

>>741256485
...i can only get so hard.

>>741256609
What are you
A 5th grader?
"haha lol shit story even worse than porn"

>>741256600
He said she took off her shirt and his underwear. She could still be tucking something g down there...

>>741256624
That would be legendary

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>>741256609

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>>741255578
I'm an hour late to this shit and I'm in the middle fucking Cornwall where you get no reception, so type fucking faster.
(Have an unrelated hangover advice pic)

OP, this is why you pretype the entire story

>>741256734
AHH sorry I misunderstood

>>741251019
So are you interested in writing other erotic fiction?

>>741256873
why are you in this thread if your just going to complain?

Day 4, one day left before the cruise is over. This is where it starts to get to that point of depressing bittersweetness.

> next day, wake up late again.
> I can't find the will to get out of bed, let alone to live
> but eventually I get hungry so I go and have brunch
> I head over, sloppily dressed, tired and just as upset
> N's there
> she sees that I'm clearly not okay
> "Anon, are you alright?"
> obviously, I deny all allegations of me being not okay
> even though I'm not okay
> she pressures me into telling her what's up
> I kinda break down and go into this massive rant that's really deep
> the whole time, she's there just clinging into my shoulder.
> I get to a point where I just can't cope any more
> I hold onto her, reluctant to let go
> she takes me out to the deck and lies down next to me
> she helps me feel a lot better
> she tells me she loves me and that everything's gonna turn out fine
> we lie there for a while, just staring at the sky
> Then my cousins show up
> like all of them
> fuuuuuck
> I don't wanna look like a wuss in front of N, but I don't want them to see us together
> K's there too
> He looks at me and beckons me over to him
> I ignore him at first, but then I give up
> i go over
> "Hey, I told them not to talk to you and N, it's all good. By the way...y'all look cute together."
> I blush as he smirks at me
> I walk back over to her and lie down
> "Everything okay?"
> I reassure her that I'm fine and this time she buys it
Time leap to that night.
> knock on my cabin door
> peer out to see N standing there.
> she drags me out infront of the door
> she looks pretty in the moonlight
> really really pretty in the moonlight
> she takes a deep breath
> "Anon...I'm sorry."
> I'm kinda confused
> she goes on to say how she was sorry for not helping me when I was messed up the night everything came out because she saw me but she was too scared to approach me at the time.

Agh, 2k character limit's a bitch, brb with night 4 and day 5.

>>741256968
Are you lost sir?

>>741256968
inb4 grammar mistake

OP's running out of time to post the next part...
>Dinosaur imminent.

>>741257034
Since when is there a dinosaur imminent period, don't some threads go on for hours?

>>741257011
Dude your story is going belly-up, not to be mean or whatever but you should've just spaghetti'd like everyone else. You can tell just from reading it that even you the writer is having a hard time keeping track of what is going on. 1/10

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>>741255578
Why the fuck are u getting mad about this? Really, As far as i'm concerned, this isn't THAT hard to make you "deppresed"; I mean, just ignore your family rant and go on with this girl

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>>741257011

>>741257310
its good fiction alright, let him go

>>741256873
Damn your faggotry is off-chart
>Implies i'm here for the same reasons as him
>Implies i'm old
>Implies i'm over 21

>>741251019
Waiting faggot

>>741257011
Day 5,

>N starts crying
>Anon, i-i-im soo sorry
>She starts telling me how every night after I left
>She and K would walk the dinosaur without me

>>741257478
kek

>>741257499
I was heart broken and devastated

Shit i have to go
I'll read all of your faggotries when i'll be back

>>741257327
Remember. He's 15 in this story. Teenagers, regardless of how sexy, are all fucking mentally retarded.

>>741257597
Error 404

>>741257597
What must u be so busy with

>>741257624
He's 15 and saying he's gotten laid 2 times before and the head from her was good. LOL I call bullshit

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L8

Beast story !!

>>741257701
He didn't say how old "she" was

Picking up where we left off.

> she's basically crying by now
> I just hug her, like I know what I'm meant to be doing.
> I lean into her neck
> I turn to whisper in her ear
> suddenly, the door behind me swings open
> I assume it's K, wondering what's going on
> but it's not
> uh oh
> before i fucking knew it
> we were on the floor
> doing the dinosaur

>>741257941
>doing the dinosaur

>She begged me to forgive her, but it was too late
>WaitAMinute.jpeg
>Tell her there is one way she can make it up to me
>She begs me to tell her, sobbing
>I tell her to bend over and pull her panties down
>I slide my 5 incher inside of her
>Feels so good
>I keep on going, ignoring her muffled sobs
>10 minutes later, I'm done
>I walk out, and avoid her the rest of the cruise

Best holiday ever.

wtf is "doing the dinosaur"

>>741258117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y

>>741258117
Guess he meant walk the dinosaur, but anon probably is autistic and said doing the dinosaur instead

>>741258117
https://www.google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=everybody%2520walk%2520the%2520dinosaur&amp=true

>>741257941
>doing the dinosaur
Wow. What a bunch of candyass roodypoos

>>741258089
>Then I see N in the arcade
>feelnervous.png
>I told her I was sorry for not doing the dinosaur with her
>she apologizes
>we go to the dance floor
>we all do the dinosaur
the end

>>741258282
Okay everyone it's over, you all got what you came for, now go home

>>741258221
would you like to perform the dinosaur with me?

>>741258221

Yep, exactly. That or I'm baiting you into making that comment.

>>741258282
Your not OP. You type way too fast.

still hoping op finishes his fiction

>>741258442
kek

jesus christ OP be fucking faster

I dont get this story. Is there some info missing? Like did K or any "cousins" run a train on that girl every night or are they some kind of redneck family that cant breed outside their own uh.. kind?

Boy meets the-one [TM] on a cruise and they both fall in love. What exactly is there to be depressed over? I mean I would throw my entire family of said ship for the-one, so surely ignoring them shouldn't be that much of a problem?!

>>741255266
you've never heard this before? like ever?

So fake or real?

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...we need deadlines on /b/
Well, since the story is about a ginger...

>>741258839
Attention has returned. Thank you for your "stimulant".

>>741258839
Finally something interesting in this thread

>>741258839
now this i can fap to

How fucking slow are you typing op

>>741257478
That's fucked up dude. your cousin is a cunt for doing that to you.

>>741259153
op fell asleep

>>741259153
he has to think it up first

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>>741258839
Ffs OP is probably having a wank break now.

>>741259513
Hes sucking a cock for inspiration

>>741255266
newfag

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>>741259513
I don't know why I keep posting pics but fuck it.

>>741259737
this thread is 40% summerfags, just leave while you can

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I declare that this is a spider-man thread now

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>>741259999

>>741259999
Checked
Nice quads

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>>741256321
nothing ever happens, right?

>>741259999
quads confirms

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>>741259999

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>>741259999

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>>741259999

op is a faggot

OP's a grade A faggot

>>741257011
I'm at lands end right now. If Op posts again I'll swim to France.

>>741254351
Keked my pants

>>741259999
Quads confirms

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
Conformity

>>741260979

Is this a list of why OP is a fag?

>>741255266
>newfag getting dubs

Hurry up

I don't know about anyone else, but as soon as i know i can fuck around with a new girl, thats literally all I do for the next few months. Why is OP lying in bed depressed that his family knew he kissed a girl instead of fucking her brains out constantly?

Does anyone else suspect OP is a 15 year old kissless virgin?

>>741261155
this

>>741261104
I think it's Alex Jones' train of thought

>>741256321
It's okay anon we all get dumped once or twice don't take it out on based OP

>>741261155
> M is not an "important " relitive

>>741261155
sick dubs

OP finish the story before the thread 404s you cheeky, lying, fantasy filled little nigger

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Cuckold OP. I fart in your general direction.

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I fart in your general direction, cuckold.

>>741261753
Fucking this if you can't just fucking diosour it faggot

>>741257011
wanna bet that the thread will 404 before the end of the story
loser's a fag

OP, come back

>>741262051
She's dead jim

C'mon OP, wrap it up!

Maybe op has pulled an epic 4chan prank (GONE SEXUAL) and has no intention of finishing it

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>>741262089
I'm not going to read the final
I don't care about the bait now, just want the last part

Hurry the fuck up nig

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meanwhile on OP's mind

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Op pls

I'm bumping, never seen a dinosaur before.

>>741262273
We all want the dino

OP passed out drunk and left us hanging the miserable nigger

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here's a really, really, really funny image to pass the time.

>>741262475
I think this has a high chance of being correct

>>741262435
the only thing i really want is 2nd post from the fag who was asking how to hit fish harder to experienced people

God samnit give the fucking Dino already i don't want to live anymore plz just Dino once OP

>>741262598
Calling it nurse what time is it?

Then that was really op doing the dinosaur and we all just got fucked

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>>741262475
This

>>741262714
time of death?

Well at least it was a shit story that was clearly made up and didn't really make sense. Id still like some closure.

Curse you, OP
Curse you

>>741263250
With my last breath, I curse Zoidbeerg!
I mean OP

>>741263250
It was real in my mind

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>>741263036
4:04 PM

>>741263490
Kek,

Let it. Be known that this thread died at 404pm on the 8/6/17

Cause of death op chocking on too many cocks despite menu attempts to revive it

Ok. Bag it and tag it boys
>>741263490

>>741263821
Many*

>>741263821
F

>>741263821
F

>>741263821
B

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>>741263821
Oh well.

Damn we got baited

Alright, night 4.
>N takes off my panties with her manly hands
>N fucks my boipucci with her throbbing black cock
>wait a minute, what's going on?
>wake up in the prison showers being raped
>it was all a dream
>I suck tyrones overcooked sausage until the magic happens
>swallow. every. drop
>we arrange to do this every day
>he sometimes returns the favour and rubs my penis like a clit
>get released
>commit a series of murders so I can spend the rest of my life with him
>spend the next decade cuddling, kissing, and fucking him

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>>741264958
10/10 would fap again

>>741264958
>>741265242
Be gone ye necromancers

>>741265357
No, whatchia gonna do bout it?

>>741265437
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.>>741265437

>>741265602
What are you talking about? What?

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hey look, it's N

want more

>>741265995
Would fuck

>>741265357
Boi what you got against necromancy?

>>741257011
Check em

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>>741257011
Checked

>>741265995


>>741266098
Fucking gay fags

>>741259180
3 anons have posted the "open the door walk the dinosaur" shit now, 3 different posts. Obviously not OP, expect this shit when people are anonymous.

It's been two hours and twenty minutes since OP has last posted. Evac thread of all remaining /b/tards.

Fuck you OP

>>741255059
when i was 15 i didnt carry any rubber either but i fucked like a rabbit but i do pullout early

>>741255059
I don't understand why you got so upset over that. All I would've said is 'yeah well at least I'll get laid'. Honestly what is the problem..?

>>741255059
when i was 15 i didnt carry any rubber either but i fucked like a gorilla
anons pullout game weak

>cruise is over
>walk the dinosaur

did anon pass out? the fucc?

>>741254690
"first 4chan comment"
nibba rebbit is the other way

fuck you op and your fake ass story

Op what the fucj

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Where is the next part?

hurry this shit up, i have to leave soon

its been owers!

Man. Poor OP. I guess he got what he deserved, though. The dinosaur is an extremely infectious cancer.

hey guys, OP here. I fell asleep, who would've thought drink could do that to someone? Writing the next part now, please stay patient.

What is the problem?

>OP meets cute girl

>OP almost has sex

I don't understand what the issue was. Someonw explain.

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>>741272796
Jesus hurry faggot.

>>741272796
You arę not OP fagget

Keep bumping, I don't want op to stop

>>741274462
bump

Hi guys i am the OP it turns out i don't like girls and i went home and touched up my cousin.

Thanks for playing!

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Come the fuck on OP

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>>741258721
Never ever heard it

Also
I was gone to church you fucken heretics what ye expected

Also
Y'all fags where did i mentionned i was new? Just said it was my first comment

I've been wondering in the /t/ and /pol/ for all this time if you wanna know-

>>741261155
I have to agree on that one

well????? can we see it today maybe?

>>741276622
We can only hope so

>>741276704
It won't happen calling it now

>>741260979
Are you having a stroke?

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>>741265995
I'd bang it

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i have literally been fucking painting for almost 3 hours, went to the store and came back and this thread is still here. OP you fucking suck you dirty kike fagget

Bumping this BULLSHIT

>>741277749
Maybe he dead

Chocked on N's trans cock

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>>741278868
he probably just master bater lel

>>741278868
I was thinking writing it down made him remember his teenage idiocy and he slit his wrists...

I can't believe this thread is still going. Mother fucker bailed on us this morning

Bump

>>741279053
Master baiting for so much hours?
He muct apply for porn movies at this point

>>741279134
Agreed

im not waiting for this any longer. if this shit turnes out to be good ill see it on r/4chan in a couple hours anyway

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Wtf this thread is still alive? OP's most probably sleeping on his keyboard and worshipping the burning bush in his dreams.

OP PLEASE YOU ARE BLUEBALLING ME

Dude I'm so captivated

>>741255745
what

>>741277749
Hey post what you painted please

FAGGOT OP HURRY

Now I am just here to watch others suffer

>>741272796
This was a fake OP, wasn't it?

I need to know how it ends, real or not.

>>741281394
Op is probably watch us suffer waiting whilst shove a cucumber up his ass to pleasure himself

Op wtf m9. Dont be a bag of dicks, finish the story

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OP WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>741272911
cus its probs his cousin or something

>>741280607
I was the one saying i stole your pic, and he thanked you after me for giving it to us xd

I'm guessing shes like 10 or a retard or something

>>741282127
Bruh even if she was my cousin i'd smash
Well
Not too close, but still

>meet her the next day
> exchange numbers, make plans to Skype and shit
> stay in close contact for the next three years till I can go to college
> we go to the same one, reconnect
>fuck
>happy ending
not even claiming to be OP, but if he doesn't show that's how the story is ending in my head

>>741282526
I can live with this

>>741282526
>>741282590
Same, thanks dude

>>741282526
Thank you my good sir

hope she throws him overboard, Aquaman needs a new origin story

>>741282784
I died laughing

bump limit reached. i cannot understand how this thread is still alive.