A wild dragon appears! >300hp >singles get chomped/roasted

dovahkiin rolls

rollan

>>741181112
holy shit, almost

Gay

Fus

>>741180754
Roll

I want to die

Too many hp, this thread will die...

Also, rolling

>>741181201
fuk

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HIt em with the 20mm!

Dubs to piss off the beast.

>>741181260
Sorry first time making this kind of thread :(

>>741181266
290 hp

>>741181266
winrar!! -10hp

they see me rollin

>>741181294
you got sum snipers?

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Get him, Akarin!

>>741181326
Don't worry bro, we'll rape this big-ass lizard

>>741180754
kill me

>>741180754
I'm going full Jamie Lannister on him.

Mark the Breton is sending Inigo to do the job

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Reaper drone casts Magic Missile!

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Roll

Dragon dildo in the dragon ass

Does anyone have the directions to 9gag?

>>741180754
300 horsepower seems kind of weak for a dragon that size.

FUS...
RO...
D-

Yol

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Shitfuck?

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>>7411807

CRACKSHOOT !!

>>741181562

horsecock.com

End this NIGGA

>>741181582
DAH

For Todd Howard!

Yol...

I am the dragon, watch this shit

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Send in The Boss!

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>>741180754
kys urself dargon

>>741181708
TOOR SHUL

DIE

>>741181757
Oh shit
WULD

Roll as high elf

>>741180754
But i like dra...

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Authorization approved, drop the MOAB!

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I am ready

>>741181866
winrar

280hp

>>741181866
Oh shit sorry matey dragon. Ummm forgive forge....

Nothing's making a dent on this thing! I think he cast a dubs-probability debuff on this thread

I send in Lydia, in attack mode

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IKUUZZOOOOO

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hit him with chemicals

>>741182088
check'd

270hp

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>>741180754
Step aside lads, I have this dragon.

>>741182144
260hp remaining

>>741182182
Oh my

>>741182088
winrar

Take these quads, fucker

>>741182191
Kill it with fire!

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I kill dragons and harvest their dicks, this guy should be no problem

I'd take a dragon soul

>>741182232
Oh you

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weakness to chemicals detected

>>741182024
That's because it's fucking alduin

RUN NIGGAS RUNNNNNNN

>>741182299
250hp!!

>>741180754

suck my dick.

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feed him some midgets while we get our heavy hitters here

>>741182299
Keep em coming lad

CHAAAARGE!

rollerino

>>741180754
Only 300hp?
>Garbage power to weight ratio.

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turn into werewolves everyone

Fus Ro Dah

Witness me

Suka

>>741182424
And so, I was swallowed whole by the beast. I wondered, "Will I dream?" As I was consumed by the darkness in the monster's gullet.

>>741182392
You rack a disciprine child

fus ro pepper breath pah

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>>741182144
>>741182299

**charges at dragon with claymore**

EZ

Spark

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continuing chemical attack as long as im alive...

>>741180754
killdragon isnt a command
kill is all you need

Sneak archer reporting in

Dw guys I got this I'm op af

Fuck it to death in the ass.

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absorbing dragon soul

Im about to send this nigga to the shadow realm

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Leave this to me!

>>741182600
240hp

>>741182600
sweet

240hp

>>741182553
>>741182554
>>741182559

You niggers fucked it up

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Chomp on this you fucker

>>741182655
thank you sir
230hp

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Come at me

>approaches dragons rear with 20 inch throbber of destruction

>>741182655
230

>>741180754
Fuck I'm dead

>>741182700
220hp!!!

>>741182700
220

lighting bolt! lightning bolt!

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>>741182636

I won't give up!

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ya dun goofd

fucks dragons sweet tight ass

>>741182733
>>741182744
200hp

>>741182707
>approaches cringe critical mass

200 hp

TAKE THESE TRIPS OF FROST DRAGON YOU BITCH

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I will slay this beast!

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>>741182760

Perhaps...this sort of attack...

stop right there dragon scum!

Yolo

>>741182800
>>741182811
180hp

>>741180754

k I'll kill it

>>741182827
ineffective

>>741182811
Sweet 190hp

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dragon slain

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>>741182827

My dear maiden, you need not expose yourself as such! I shall take it from here! Viva la France!

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stand back i got this

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Watch this

>>741182888
120

>>741182888
WITNESSED

>>741182888
WOOOOOOOH
130HP

>>741182911
noice

Earth is flat lel

>>741182911
>>741182966
110HP

We got this!!

>>741182977
100hp left

Dragon Dick Punch!

>>741182977
100hp

DIE FUCKER

>>741182888
touching distance from quints
witnessed

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STOP THIS!

i am the dragonborn

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hey guys can I help?

>>741183055
>>741183066

80hp

almost!!

Shrek:
Mah swamp!

ROLL ROLL ROLL

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Hold my milk

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>>741182895

For the white Lily!

>inb4 game crashes as dragon dies and have to redo fight

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>>741183066
no you're not a real queen

>>741180754
Fuck you khaleesi

>>741183066
well... take that, bicht

Eat shit drogon

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i play lemon girl in attack position

GRESS

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>anything get

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I'LL ATTACK HIM WITH BEEEEEEEEEEES!!

>>741183244
70hp

>>741183288
60

Pchoo pchoo

>>741183288
Oh, sweet, 60hp

Die, Smaug!!

DRAGGY DED

Führer is back

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>>741183179
>>741183156

Guess women cant drive dragons as well

Rekt

Pow pow

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I atak with grisly burrs

>>741183280
Wtf

The thumbnail is a khajit? What is this sorcery

Clickity clack, attacking with sauce.

>>741183382
kek

Die

12 gauge in his face

Execute

Rolling for Hitlerstrike

>>741183288

Looks like referencing the dragon's HP is the dragon's biggest weakness

pew pew

Quads come on

rolling for KS

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Dwarves plate shall lead the way

Hope someone rolls quads as it has 10 hp left

need help ?

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>>741183357

One last strike

Boom

>>741183544
50hp

Rowl

Runs dick first into it's mouth

There

Kaboom

>>741183644
40hp

check'em

Rekt 666

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DIE

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Send in Gronk!

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

>>741183688
30hp!!!

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No! I will never give up! Not as long as France is in peril

Fucker die

>>741183699
20!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAQ

NOW!!!

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I won't...give up.

>>741183755
lel

10hp

FINISH HIM

>>741183755
Awww shit nigga

Winrar

>>741183755

FINISH IT WITH A SELF-REFERENCE META STRIKE!

>>741182888

Based naziposter

>>741183822
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TH fags

I shall slay thee!

Wanker is down, now what

AAAAAAAAA
>>741183822
Ded

>>741183822

The dragon is slain! Hurrah for this anonymous hero!

THE BEAST IS DED

999

I call the scales nerds

Funny that half the damage to the dragon was just reports on it's remaining HP

>>741183986
I want the dragon dick

For research purposes...

Any good drops?

Op here

Well done lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

Gained 1000XP
Gained 2000 Gil
Found a Potion

>>741184054
kek

And some chemicals

>>741184153
Thank you for the game bro, /b/ is quite boring lately

Fus ro da motherfucker

Rolling for the loot

Dracarys..no wait.
VALAR MORGHULIS

wow, a game where we finally get enuff dubs and trips to win for once.

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>>741184171
never forget our fallen comrades

ok so treps

>skyrim

>>741183844
-10 hp

we're killing this dragon in the afterlife

we need to get to -300 hp

TREPS!

>>741180754
>dragons are gay.

TREPS

>>741180754
Keep rollkn' rollin' rollin' whaaat

I'll finish it in one blow!

TREPSSS

>>741184666
Fukkkkkkk

>>741184666
Czech'd

sjw kill

treps again

>>741184878

>>741184967
NOW TREPS

>>741185081
now

Die nigger

>>741180754
Roll

Ri

we dead bro

>>741185441
Va

>>741185483
Sol

Roll that shit not nigga.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>741185871
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>741180754
rell

>>741180754

Rip dragon

Let's kill the fucking stormcloak too

Ded

>>741180754
get roasted nigga

killdragon

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I attack the dragon's self-worth.

>>741182261
Looks like you got fucked in the ass to death.

rol

I ll kill this dragon

Rolly

>>741183553
Looks like the dragon found the chink in your dwarven armor.

>>741180754
BOOM! Headshot!

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Quints and I am the Dragon.
Fuck you /b/

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>>741187178
Check em

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>>741187241
Whatchu say NYYYYUUUUGGGAAAHHHHHH!!!!

>>741180754
DIIEEEEE!!!

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I will absorb his soul for the emperor

>>741180754
Oh, a boring dragon

>>741181945
Ha!
If you grab that nunchaku-laser with your hand like Bruce Lee used to do with the normal ones... boy... you're gonna end eating soup with a straw.

>>741180754
Roll

>>741180754
Roll.