FIVE SECONDS IS ALL YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE STILL

cause it's only 9 pm where i live

>>741115958
>"Or the doge is donzo"
OP your pun is shit. Take that gun and use it on yourself. Not the pooch

>>741115958
My penis smells like fennel

Double kill, fagot

idk why im up kinda tired.

>>741115958
I'm coming for you

It's 4:16PM on a Saturday, why wouldn't I be up?

Payday 2?

>>741115958
PIceo fshit i wll ykiul o

its only 11 fag

>>741115958
bastard

>>741115958
FUCKING DO IT YOU FAGGOT SUCKING PIECE OF MAGGOT SHIT WASTE!

>>741115958
F

>>741115958
time zones faggot

Ugh

>>741115958
K

>>741115958
porn

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>>741115958

>>741115958
ok! i replied

>>741115958

oh

>>741115958
just woke up

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>>741115958
NICE TRY FAGGOT

my depression resulting in a lack of sleep

Oh come on, suck my micro dick

>>741115958
The guilt trip. sigh

im slappin the salmon

>>741115958

no

>>741115958
fine

>>741115958
you're an unfunny cunt, i hope you choke on your diabetic fatass faggot vomit and die in your sleep you waste of space. you fucking piece of human garbage. I can't believe i'm encouraging you by posting this too.

gotta play the games

>>741115958
Good question why am i still up

>>741115958
shit boye

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>>741117575

Poop on ma dick

>>741115958
Cause it's REAL NIGGA HOURS

Not sleppy

>>741115958
I'M A DEPRESSED TRANNY WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BECAUSE IM TOO SAD TO FALL ASLEEP DONT HURT THE DOGO

>>741115958
Because It's my first night off in a long time and I want to do coke

I'm smoking my cigar

>>741118749
Don't attempt to join the military lol

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>>741115958

>>741115958
Save dog kill tranny instead

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>>741115958
nice try but I use my trap card

Cool

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>>741119196

>>741115958
Im not tired

>>741115958
Because I am listening to a podcast that ended up being 2x longer than normal.

I'm braindead

>>741115958

Fapping to dogo snuff porn.

>Jokes on you faggot

>>741118931
I'm only in the states for University so I don't think I'd be able to anyway :P

>>741115958
spoopy

Its still early

Nigga fuck you

Okay

>>741115958
bcs morning here

>>741115958
Fine...

>>741115958
k

nut

Fuuuuuuuck you <3

>>741115958
https://youtu.be/3AVeXh63Mr0

Damnit...

>>741115958
cause

My nigga

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browsing the web

This is asinine bullshit

>>741115958
Only 10 pm on the west coast my boy. Got some gin n tonix and season 4 of the new Degrassi on tap. What the fuck are you doing?

>>741115958
Summer holiday; don't have to wake up eaely, don't have to sleep early

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Nut

Noooo

>>741115958
I have insomnia. Kinda simple deal

Fuck

Fuck jews

u8

>>741115958
because I have just woken up

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>>741115958
end your life op

>>741115958

11:35 PM, bored

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because I've lost control of my life

>>741115958
Shot the dog then you faggot.

>>741115958
My daughter is sick and keeps throwing up, so fuck you.

>>741115958
Have a (you) faggot

>>741115958
Just finished a 4 person legacy MTG game

>>741115958
I can't corner the Dorner

fuck you

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Watching GOT Leaked low fi Indian crap.

Fuck off you, fucking wanker.

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>>741124478
link?

>>741124478
chaos is a ladder

>>741115958
kys cunt

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I am i faggot

Boss baby

>>741115958

it's on Piratebay by now, i got it from VIMEO

>>741115958

We're all in Britain, dumbass

5:57pm

Just came home from a long day of work

People still don't recognize this huh

>>741115958
suck my weiner

>>741115958
How do you do that effect?

Because i am not sleepy yet

>>741115958
fapping

Kys

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>>741115958

i'm nostalgia fapping in the forgotten hotties thread

>>741115958
Fuck you

>>741115958
i hate these threads

sex

>>741115958
stfu

dog is food fam

>>741115958
Gay

Okay fine faggot

Bibbaaaa

oof

>>741115958
cuck

>>741115958
cuz my wife's being a cunt and isn't putting out.

Ur gonna die

He a good boy

Fuckity fuck

>>741115958
No

>>741115958
high

>>741115958
Fuck

>>741115958
>>741115958
Ok

nah

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i have been blessed long ago

Alright

>>741115958
because i am used to working 3rd shift and cant sleep

Because I work from 8pm to 6:30am. So I get payed to sit around all night and shit post on 4chan.

>>741115958
Cause its 4:28 pm my dude.

cant sleep m8

Cause im waiting for my sister to sleep so i can fap and she wont hear, help

Anyone got some quiet ass fapping methods?

>>741115958
Its 1730 where I am, way too early to go to bed

jday cunt

>>741115958
https://vid.me/vyosh

>>741115958
bruh

>>741115958
drawing

Porn

>>741115958
Bc im an hero

Fuck off

boredom

nigger

>>741115958
Eat shit and die fgt

Lets play minecraft

STILL: I JUST WOKE UP
annoying OP

>>741115958
fuck

>>741115958
>>741115958
im a drunk

>>741115958
Well fuck you then.

xs

>>741115958
I like to stay up late

>>741115958
gotta catch a flight in 3 hours. Too late to sleep. Also still need to pack and shower. fuck me

Crippling depression

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>>741115958

because insomnia sucks ass

The shadow people

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>>741115958
I'm robotripped the fuck out. That's why I'm up. I'm tripping Billie's.

>>741115958

No idea honestly.

idk i like staying up

>>741115958
Got hit with immunity doggo a while ago that is immune to ANYTHING so fuck you

>>741115958
you got me kid

>>741116410
get cucked i replied late

why

lol i gotta do all my fuckin summer homework still. anyone know how to bs shit like that?

dddddddddddd

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>>741115958

Lol dang

>>741115958
Kys

i gotta reply

>>741134485
Okay holy shit I may have went too far. I don't think sleep will ever come for me. I'm tripping so hard that things look like they should be miles away but are huge at the same time. It's crazy. That feel when want physical contact but couldn't possibly handle physical contact.

>>741115958
gay

darn it

>>741115958
Training on Oldschool Runescape

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nice try

>>741115958
Drunk as shit but wired as fuck. :D

>>741115958
It's not even 9pm here, you fucking faggot.

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looking for porn i have been searching for 4 years!! founf it!! its from limewire, morpheus, and kazaa days

Nigger.

doing a online class

gg

fuck off

I don't have a life.

>>741115958
because coffee

>>741115958
morbidly depressed after long term breakup. current girl ive been seeing for months is now more interested in someone else. i have like two friends... and and fewer family... im alone and welcome change. but hey at least my paychecks are nice

>>741115958
I'm not sleeping

dont do it

Gay

>>741136973
stop eating carbs, your life will change.. quickly.

>>741115958
i feel like it

fook u m8

>>741115958
nbjh,b

Big nerd

Fuuuuck you

>>741115958
I'M PLAYING DARK SOULS AND IT'S SUMMER

meme

>>741115958
thats just rude

plx dont hurt him :3

>>741115958
i love mlp

You have a small dick

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>>741115958
hi

>>741115958
Nigger

Eyyyyyy

F I k

>>741115958
What a fucking stupid post.

>>741115958
because i'm hungry

>>741115958
ffffffffffffaggot

>>741115958

>>741115958
only midnight in hawaii...

>>741115958
:'(! RUDE!"!

>>741115958

Fell asleep earlier so had a mini powernap

>>741115958
Timezones, i just woke up

I mean

Because the thought of people like you posting the same old recycled normie cancer on /b/ keeps me up at night

I'm jerking off

FUQ YOU op

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>>741115958
its 12.37 in the afternoon here

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>>741115958

Kuz im waitimg for you to shoot the dog already

What is wrong with you people? Do you really think that your fucking family will die if you don't reply? Do you know how low the chances of that are?

>>741115958
cunt

>>741115958
one word : Whores

csgo and porn

>>741115958
i have a masturbation addiction

>>741115958
NJPW is garbage

>>741115958
Becase it's 2pm you twat.... the whole world has the interwebs you fucking retard.

>>741115958
Die nigger.

>>741115958
fuc

>>741115958
kl

Don't want to sleep

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Get kyked.

I work overnights, and sleeping at regular hours during the weekend is the sure way to be dead all next week.

>>741115958
hey spic why don't you go help your mother and make my house span or i call the INS and have your father sent back to TJ.

>>741115958
Fuck you

It's not night tho

Trash

>>741115958
aids

You're retarded.