Ninja Turtle Guy here. It's been a bout 6 months so I'm

Do you ever feel an urge to fingerbang starfish?

>>741101140
are both your hands like that? if so, how do you masturbate?

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>>741101222

No not quite, but here's my leg.

>>741101140
What's the grip strength like in your craw-hand? I see at least a couple well-developed tendons topside, but I wonder if you've got retard strength or noodle paw.

>>741101140
How do you type?

>>741101540
What are you, a thalidomide baby?

>>741101140
what happened to u my dude?

>>741101775
I too need the answer to this.

Have you shared your alien technology with the government yet?

How do you have sex?

>>741101140
Does it feel really good or really bad to fap

>>741101140
Nice hand, 4/5

did you play a fistful of frags irl?

>>741102044
>4/5
kek

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>>741101812
Possibly. My grandma took it which can have effects on second generation.

>>741101536
other hand is fine.

>>741101775
I have super cylindrical grip. Way better than any normal hand.

>>741101878
birth defect

>>741101778
110~ WPM

>>741101942
Yeah, helping quaid start the reactor

>>741102024
ok

>>741102044
thanks!

>>741101140
Do you play fps games with the arrow keys as movement? I bet you're awesome at that

>>741101140
good photoshop
but some parts need more blend, like the small finger on the right

>>741101140
I don't like you because you are different from me
im sorry

>>741102164
So I take it your index finger on that hand is bent due to the grip pattern you usually use (not that that's part of the...fuckeduppedness).

Are you from Britain?

>>741102164
I know a guy who's a thalidomide baby. Two stubby little arms that end above the elbow, and one leg.

We really need to bring thalidomide back. Where else are we going to get the mutants we need for all these post-apocalyptic movies?

Nice arm hair.

it's just fucking creepy, also i don't give enough crap to ask anything.

i remember you alien bro, good to see you doing good :)

can you post a selfie?

>>741101140
Can you use a fidgit spinner?

>>741101140
What the fuck is your story

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>>741102172
I just use WASD in shooters. Hard to press forward and lean for instance in Rainbow Six: Siege, but I'm still Diamond rank so.
Better at RTS/MOBAs though somehow.

>>741102183
newfag

>>741102228
same

>>741102322
oh no, the index finger has a tilted tip. That's the bone.

>>741102367
nope

>>741102622
Yeah, soon

>>741102549
Hello anon :3 ~

>>741102536
that's fine friend

>>741102660
I'm not autistic enough to try

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>>741101140
WHAT TEH FUCK!?

>>741102164
> 80s Total Recall reference.
You're an incredibly good sport. I'm sure shit isn't 100% easy mode for you. Thanks for the laugh.

>>741102716
With that gap, I bet you could give another a guy a between-the-finger job.

have you pinpointed exactly where your parents fucked up to make this happen to you? is your mother an obese smoker or something like that?

Isn't there a pic of your hand with an HTC vive? Cause I remember seeing it

>>741101140
> One leg
> Other leg is an Oscar Pistorius Special
> One regular hand
> Other hand is a fucking Pokemon.
Still better than being a minority.

Can you not wear gloves?

>>741102992
He probably wears mittens

>>741103059
Two on one hand, even.

TIMESTAMP YOU NIGGER

>>741101140
Am I right to assume you don't come from a poor family? Don't know why exactly, but it seems to be mostly the middle class that spawn the most cripples and retards (I mean like downs and cerebral palsy, not just unintelligent. The lower classes spawn lots of unintelligent people, but they all seem to be of 'normal' health).

Your hand reminds me of the Patriarch's from Killing Floor 2. Also, what's your favorite game genre?

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>>741102992
I just push 1 fingerlet in to turn any glove into a 4 fingered glove. The tucked fingerlet sits in the deep gap between the fingers.

>>741102960
Yeah. I post on /g/ a lot

>>741102936
could be thalomide or smoking

>>741102919
Probably. I use it as a pool cue aim. It's stupid strong for that.

>>741102973
tfw Jewish :^(

>>741103171
check the clock on my laptop you mongoloid.

Here's that selfie.

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brother?

>>741101140
Have an X-ray of your claw?

>>741103346
Buddy I think you're the mongoloid

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>>741103346
>>741103502

Is it hard to cup the balls when you suck cock?

>>741103346
> Jewish
> Some joke about having your hand on the levers of power...
I got nothing. Thanks for the laughs.
> Wait I got one.
If you were a ninja turtle your name would be Shylock.

>>741101540
a weapon to surpass the metal gear!

Does it feel bad that you cannot put two in the pink, one in the stink. You probably never had sex for free, though.

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>>741102716

>>741103346
2nd gen thalidomide is an interesting idea. I doubt it's smoking though, me and my wife were both heavy pot smokers when she became pregnant. It was a hard habit to give up when we found out, so inevitably she still smoke " a little bit" (both tobacco and weed) through her pregnancy. Our daughter is in perfect physical health and her mental/social development also seems to be perfect too (she's 7 now). We know what we did (in case anyone wants to give us a righteous Amerilard conservative lecture) and we both don't even smoke cigarettes anymore, we haven't smoked anything for most of her life.

>>741101140
do you have any xrays of your hand?

Do the hills have eyes?

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>>741101140
I bet you're really good at paper football.
What is your farthest field goal?

Why didn't you kill yourself already?

>>741103502
When you finger your mom, how long does it take for her to vomit in your mouth? And how hard is it to regurgitate it up her ass?

How good are you at playing piano?

You ever stick one of them bad boys up your butt?

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>>741103878
OP here, that would be 8300 meters.

>>741102164
>>>>741101942
>Yeah, helping quaid start the reactor

rooofflmmaaoo

>>741103914
he can't hold a gun.

>>741101140
hi bro, long time no see you

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>>741102716
what kind of man replaces WASD with arrow key labels

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>>741102716
fix the shitty shop OP

So how do you deal with the fact that everyone hates you and you are a tremendous disappointment to your parents and all humanity. Must feel bad knowing you are going to hell when you kill yourself from shame.

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>>741103502
>>741103576

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>>741103527
Sadly no as there's no medical issues with it.

>>741103296
Actually my mom was on welfare my entire childhood.

>>741103336
MOBA/RTS

>>741103797
I pay my girlfriend in physical abuse.
Also I use my normal hand for that

>>741103878
never played it tbqfah

>>741103995
Never really plaid. Good at trumpet though.

>>741104109
All the time

>>741103678
I'll give it a claw up for being original

>>741104227
Hello friend

>>741104270
dont want my letter keycaps to wear out as fast

here's my skinny leg that goes in my carbon fibre fake leg

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>>741103946

>>741104365
>being this new
op is legit old poster here you retard

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>>741101140
The 6 million dollar hand is back

>>741104396
he probably give em' the finger.

How strong is that hand? You should strength train that hand and only that hand and fight crime.

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>>741104444
quads of power

>>741101140
Holy shit you're a god damn monster. No offense.

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>>741104785
none taken! (see image)

>>741104486
Picture is my hand in 2008. That post wasn't me.

>>741104584
One Claw Man

>>741104396
feels good man

>>741104642
like my hand

are u allowed to park on the handicapped parking lot

How many girls rejected you because of your hand?

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Does your dick look normal? No fingers or extra tips sticking out or anything?

>>741105208
Are you asking for a dick pic?

>>741105208
gay

>>741102387
It's still being used in research. It's an E3 ligase substrate

>>741105098
Longtime no see anon. How have you been?
Hows life buddy? Are you working atm if so what job?
>inb4 disabled people cant work

>>741105195
he can't even count.

>>741101140
Yo, you the same nigger that posts on /v/?
I remember you posting like years ago

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>>741101140

>>741103576
Haha what the fuck that's just great

>>741101140
hows your twitch chan going?>

Can you do anything cool with your hand? Or is it there just to look ugly?

>>741105262
Not that anon but if his dick looks weird then yes.

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>>741103576

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are u a fucking axolott?

Will you kill yourself live so we can see it?

>>741103798
I have gone too deep

>>741105546
Homo

>>741105573
Axolotl**

Why are you such a huge faggot?

>>741101140

QUADS!!!

>>741105546
Don't lie. You just want it for masturbastion material. Do you know no one likes fucking gays?

>>741101140
>I've heard of HANDicaps before but this is ridiculous

How do you deal with the fact that God hates you.

>>741105666
Fuck off satan why you always so nasty thats why god doesnt like you btw.

>>741105778
Because of his hand or because he's a Jew?

>>741105098
motherfucker you need to get an xray. I refuse to believe no one has taken one before. tell em you smashed your finger and thinks its broken or something.

Can we get a pic of both hands please

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>>741105195
Never been rejected.

>>741105208
my dick is normal 3" long 10" circumference tuna can rat jew dick

>>741105262
sent ;)

>>741105183
yeah but I got rid of my car since I live in the middle of a city

>>741105387
occasionally. More frequent on /g/

>>741105371
Hello friend.
Still an independently contracted software engineer though I mainly coast off of investments now.

>>741105446
fine. Sometimes I stream a bit for curious friends still :3

>>741105410
ABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>741105379
You in 2017, I'm in 2077 counting base 9

>>741105534
claw grip as demonstrated earlier

>>741105573
I'm axolotl, dying out.
I'm an elite, fighting masterchief.
I'm Abe on an odyssey.
I'm the 5th Ninja Turtle.

>>741105546
o-owo *paws at ur bulge* >////<

>>741105666
It's a mystery!

Pictured: skinny leg strapped into legbrace

do you think in a base 9 math system?

>>741105969
And feet the cf one next to the human one

>>741105985
>fine. Sometimes I stream a bit for curious friends still :3

how can I hit yo up online. I want to sponsor you for my crap product. totaly serious.

>>741101140
what the fuck are you

You're different OP. For that reason I don't like you.

>>741105985
is the leg a congenital thing, or an injury? do you get disability cash? do you work?

>>741105985
>occasionally. More frequent on /g/
Did you post like 5-10 years ago?
I think I have a file of yours saved from then.

Shiiiitt...
If you are the same turtle handed faggot, then we've been here too long

>>741101140
why havent you suicided yet?

>>741106182
We've all been here too long.

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>>741106305

>>741101140
Is it your right leg? My left hand only has three fingers and I've got a carbon fiber right leg.

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>>741106059
hit me up on twitter @_odors

>>741106169
I make too much for aid. Yes it's all congenital

>>741106182
I've posted since 2006, lurked since 2005. I grew up on 4chan. You're all my family.

>>741106133
I like you too anon!

>>741106031
h-here are my feet anon. Hands up next.
D-don't jerk it too hard to my dirty feet you footfag!

>>741105987
Base 4.5 to be eccentric

>>741106109
you, but stronger

>>741106467
left

Describe yourself. We already know you're a fag.

What is the biggest problems that you encounter friend? How do you over come them?

>>741105985
> axolotl
You know, that explains a lot. Axolotl are known as baby dragons. And how would a human get a hand like that? Your mom fucked a dragon.

What does your cock look like

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>>741102164
>Yeah, helping quaid start the reactor
Please tell me you don't also have three tits.

>>741106673
That's OP's mom

>>741105985
>>741106467
Fuck me I just saw that it's your left leg. Welp. Thought we could be buds, but I guess we have to be enemies.

>>741106564
Not a foot fag was just curious kek. Do you buy two differnt sizes of trainers each time or whats the deal with that?

>>741106770
Pics and timestamp faggot.

>>741106291
he wants to stay alive long enough to witness your true fag potential

>>741102716
>Better at RTS/MOBAs
What Mobas do you play? You play Paragon?

Hey OP do you have a tumblr? Just wanna check how much of a fag you are.

>>741101140
Views on Trump?

>>741106564
How was growing up with your condition? Were you picked or were you that cool crippled kid that everyone liked?

>>741101140
Are you american?

>>741101140
>>741101540
S V E N S K
V
E
N
S
K

>>741102164
What kind of abomination of a bottle is that?

>>741106564

Hows your billiards game? Had a friend with a hand that was malformed from birth and he is incredible at pool.

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>>741106566
25 year old introvert living with goth gf and playing vidya all day.

>>741106575
My doctors saying I'd never walk. So I had to teach myself how to walk, run, swim and climb just to spite them.
That plus overcoming the fact that women don't actually care about my physical defects took a long time.

>>741106836
my carbon fibre legbrace has a fake foot the same size as my right foot.

>>741107040
I don't play any MOBAs right now as I'm being autistic about Rainbow Six: Siege. But former grandmaster in Heroes/SC2 and Diamond 1 in League. Also played some Dota super casually with ex.

>>741107067
Nope.

>>741107239
Idiot. That's about the extent of it.

>>741107401
Staying with at my girlfriend's family's place for a week. I'm Dutch.

>>741107383
Half.

>>741107379
Bit of both. I beat the shit out of anyone who tried to pick on me. I wasn't cool or uncool. I just kind of was alright with everyone. Read up a bit on this post for more impressions.

>>741107441
It isn't mine

>>741107514
Already answered. I'm amazing.

>>741101140
>Also have a carbon fibre leg

Is it named Smith?

>>741107597

You ever freak little kids out with that shit? Use it for good/evil/personal shenanigans?

>>741101140
do you have powers that make scientists mad?

>>741104481
I've seen these posts before and the shops are still shitty.

Never has a hand made me feel so uncomfortable.

What type of music do you like?

>>741107597
>I'm Dutch
In welke stad woon je?

>>741107597
Nice hand 5/5

Man you seem interesting as shit, id love to have a convo with you? any way i can?

>>741108021
9/10

>>741108060
Thanks for asking that question for me.

>>741108105

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>>741106667
Pardon good sir, im using you as a launchpad real quick. Carry on.
>>741106666

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fucking hope the answer is yes to this. Like telling kids he picked his nose one day and his hand turned like that. Or stepped on the curb and his leg shrivelled up.
>>741107756

Post your goth girls nudes

>>741101140

Whats drugs have you done? smoke pot?

>>741108400

I was hoping he'd say he was a chronic masturbator and his fingers started falling off...

>>741108060
Read the thread hes got twitter

>>741102164
your hand looks pretty cool. That bottle sucks dick

Got a discord or anything?

>>741108476
Yeah probably cant say that to kids.

>>741108634
Yeah you can. My seven year old cousin talks about masturbation all the time.

>>741101140
What the fuck happened? To all of your missing body parts?

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>>741107950
A'dam

>>741108060
>>741108105
Just keep lurking. If lucky you'll see me pop by.

>>741108021
>>741108082
4.5/5

>>741107887
Many kinds.

>>741107759
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

>>741107756
Little kids are mostly just really fascinated, sometimes I tell them the truth. Educate the young my friend.

Many shenanigans with pretending I broke my finger with a glove on though. Also breaking logs on the back of my carbon fibre leg under my pants and stabbing the fake foot with knives in front of people.

>>741108413
Nah

>>741108423
None

>>741108817
lost em in 'nam son

>>741108721
You ever get the feeling you want to wind someone up over the internet? I was going to start suggesting you might be a bit of a pedo touching your little cousin but cant really be bothered. You probably shouldnt tell kids your a cronic masturbator

septs of 1 incoming

>>741108894
Cuddles with the claw... it must be love.

>>741109097
My cousin just stumbled upon a website with porn games. Idk where he learned about masturbation

would you rather have what you have now, or a cripple-mecha-arm and two claw-feet?

how's your strength/mobility in your left leg?
do you limp when you walk?

looks kinda cool , any trouble getting a girlfriend with it or are you ok

>>741109315
Okay you dont need to defend yourself to me im not the jury... id bet treefiddy you touched him.

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>>741108894

>stabbing the fake foot with knives in front of people.

Man, you'd be a hit in my circle of friends. Way to roll with the shit you're dealt.

I was born with a disease called Sturge Weber Syndrome in my right eye (pic related) and have had a stupid red birthmark around it my whole life. Caught a bunch of flack for it growing up. Had to learn to embrace it and even have some fun with that shit. Not trying to compare or anything, but in my own way I get what you mean by "educating the youth".

But you're alright, m8. You ever come to NJ, I'll buy you a beer or a lapdance. Whatever floats your boat.

>>741109470
Bet my uncle touches him. But that's just life in the south

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>>741108894
Prune the monobrow buddy it may just be shade but it looks bad man. You gf is cute here have my gfs tits.

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>>741101140

OP is cool as fuck!

>>741109718
Confirmed pedo hillbilly hick.

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>>741103346
I mean other than your hand you're cute as hell. I like your hair

>>741109836
I came from NY. The rest of my fam lived in the south for all of their lives. This place is fucked I'm trying to go back to NY

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>>741109999

>>741109992
Finally someone's speaking the truth

>>741109999
holy fuck

>>741109999
Nice quads fag. By the sounds of it you moved down there to touch little boys.

>>741110078
Uneducated hillbillys everywhere.
Never come to the south. You have been warned

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>>741110166

>>741110268
Kek

I wanna see you finger your gf with that hand.

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>>741109653
GG Allin - inspiration for the musical "Hamilton"

>>741110166
Oh shit, I didn't notice. I moved here because I was forced against my will.

Does it limit your mobility too much when you have to do fast moves on the keyboard?

>>741110427
Like you forced your little cousin? Admit it and we will go easy on you.

>>7411111111 inbound

>>741110505
If I were a pedo, I'd be bragging. But no. My cousins a little bitch.

>>741108894
You smoke weed ayylmao turtle man

>>741110640
Your little bitch? Pedo.

>>>741110505
>If I were a pedo, I'd be bragging.

>>741110716
He has a tumblr.

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>>741109724
it's just some shade. My eyebrows have a 2 inch hairless gap between em at all times. Also tfw no nipple piercing on gf ;_;

>>741109653
can the lapdance be given by a cute boy in a dress? :3

>>741109366
I limp but mostly because I can't bend my left leg in the legbrace.

>>741109356
cripple mecha OF COURSE

>>741109414
see previous post

>>741109992
thank you friend :3

>>741110392
I don't like using my left hand as my right hand is my dominant hand. Sorry anon.

>>741110456
No, just certain key combos are hard (diagonal strafe + lean (Q+W+A)

>>741110965

>can the lapdance be given by a cute boy in a dress?
I live near AC, so thats not only a possibility, it's encouraged...

>>741111111

Get it

>>741110965
Yeah man the piercing is good its been good chatting with you im off to sleep now. Stay strange turtle bro.

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>>741101775
Craw hand

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didnt i see u on american horror story

>>741103576
I think ur using it the wrong way

>>741103502
>>741103576
that doesn't look normal, are you okay?

>>741110965
How much do you earn per annum anon?

What if ii told you mr.crawhand was actually a bot

>>741101140
Do you type with only your normal hand or both?

>>741102849
>You're an incredibly good sport.

People born a way have always had to deal with it

>>741103863
>breeding a junky
ishiggydiggy
>let's just wait and see how fucked up it turns out so it's life is a coin toss about being a living hell
drug addicts always trying to claim being responsible and shit too haha

>>741108894
It's now about having the claw, it's about not being fat and that's how you get girls.

>>741101140
god speed you miraculous bastard

>>741102716
Wow that's crazy - you can see themiddle finger fusing into the ring finger - and the thumb is like... not a thumb but it is.

Chernobyl shit, man.

>>741103863
>our daughter is perfect even though my wife smoked

You don't know what "perfect" version of your daughter is since you got a diminished, damage version, unable to put a minor vice beyond the growth of a fucking nother human being inside.

pathetic, honestly would execute both of you in a heartbeat, as well as everyone else who shares the behavior

>>741104396
you're a prick

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>>741111478
Not "Craw" - "CRAW!"

>>741104396
projecting this hard

what part of NY you from? im like an hour north of the city

>>741103346
Awe you're kinda cute. I'd consider it.

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>>741113283
NO THOTS

>>741113150
thumb is pretty normal really

>>741113125
you too friend

>>741113059
it's about being funny and confident tbh

>>741112751
both

>>741112674
middle class

Since I've run out of ideas request pictures that arent my nudes or gf's nudes.

Have some twitter account stealing my brand

>>741113865
Finger in nose.....
Hand in toilet... bit weird but im rolling with it
Hand holding a pen?
I give up.

>>741113865
I am not a THOT, sir - I am a classy, educated homosexual gentleman. I'd treat you well.

And I guess the thumb is normal - the other fingers throw it off.

>>741113865
Have you ever thought about getting some sort of surgery for the hand? Or maybe a fitted prosthetic? If your Dutch I assume you guys have pretty decent healthcare. Similar to our awesome Canadian healthcare

>>741113865
How is your mobility without the leg brace? Its always good seeing someone getting delt a shitty hand at life and still come out on top. Proud of you.

>>741103798
>chicken finger

>>741113865
Did you pay for the brace yourself how much was it?

>>741101140
Could I add you on steam OP?
I have a left handed friend who bitches all the time about how he can't play fps games because of his hand. I wanna see how you compare.

>>741101140
You should become a super-villain 'The Claw'

Does it feel funny when you jerk off wit it?

>>741101540
Transformers 6 teaser

OP is kill

>>741117659
died struggling to open crucial medicine bottle

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>>741101140
Hello again friend

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Op is so cool

Not op but holy fuck ive not seen you in ages hows things man?
>>741118543

>>741118754
Pretty good, had some ups and downs, in the up atm

>>741102716
You must be awesome at making shadow fingers.

Do you play guitar, and are you better than Yngwie Malmsteen if so?

How are you at thumb wrestling?

>>741118609
saved that shit right there.

>>741118543
Are you from Springfield perhaps?

>>741101140
https://youtu.be/3AVeXh63Mr0

>>741118825
Glad to hear it you taking OPs spot as hes fucked off now?

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>>741119349
Prob not, thread is dying and I'm more of a lurker and rarely a derailer.
Pic unrelated

>>741101140
hey will you show us your hand wrapped around your dick like you are jackign it off, kthx.

>>741102164
did your finger get died, or were born like.

>>741119607
Yeah i get you. Anyway glad to see your still kicking about this shithole.

>>741119020
KEK!

>>741101140
Ever hear of Ceschi?

>>741108894
Should I cut off one of my fingers so I can get a girlfriend too?

>>741120264
No. turtle bro is cool and successful you will still be a fat neckbeard beta