W-welcome once again to Cooking with Alice3D! D-do you burn

>>741095585
WHY HAVENT YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET?!?

Give me the food already.

>>741095585
Oh hello darling

I love you Alice

>>741095585
Yey :D

Hello Alice! How are you?

>>741095630
FPBP NO SAMEFAG

Finally, I'm here for the beginning

EVERY THREAD ENDS WITH STREAM ADVERTISEMENTS
BAN THIS TWITCH WHORE
MODS
MODS
MODS

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Nice tights!

>you mean welcome to the circlejerk

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>>741095630
I n-need step by step instructions d-darling <4

Can you make me some?

>>741095652
THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO THIS!

First we PRESENT the dish: SHRIMP LINGUINI!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U9pyXwlXwI

>>741095585
Can i see your face?

>>741095585
I want to cum on your cute little tits

>>741095766
i was going to suggest she monetize her popularity.

WE PRAY AND WE PRAY, EACH SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK, THE MONTH, THE YEAR, FOR THIS FAGGOTRY TO COME TO AN AND

>>741095848
Doesn't everyone?

>>741095829
>THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO THIS!

There doesn't have to be.

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>>741095718
Quite g-good <4

>>741095670
Hi doll <4 How c-can I help you?

>>741095684
Love you t-too <4

>>741095766
N-not every thread darling <4

This thread will feature them in the middle, s-since you were kind enough to ask me t-to do so:

I'll b-be streaming Breath Of The Wild and killing a Divine Beast t-tonight! Twitch: CeltyPlays

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>741095903
No, I want to cum in his cute butthole

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>>741095896
>to come to an and

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Ooo! Noodles!

>>741095926
I love you more

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>>741095896
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora, faglord.
Lmao

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>>741095802
Well, y-you are here anon s-so it isn't a circle jerk <4

>>741095831
No.

>>741095848
Also no.

>>741095877
I d-don't <4

>>741095923
N-now we select a tea!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SxI6vh6kb4

It's a d-delicious wild raspberry!

so at what point do the clothes come off?

Alice, you have such a nice, calming voice. It's angelic

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>>741095928
Her d-dear <4

>>741095976
Not p-possible <4

>>741096031
Go b-back to Ori's thread dear.

>>741096062
Never.

howdy alice, fresh shrimp or frozen?

>>741095934
You will root in hell for this, soon your enjoyment of my mistake will turn into fear, as the king tears you a new hole

Hello Alice! I love you!

>>741095585
Hi Alice

>>741096040
acting like /b/tards can afford s-shrimp

Alice, are you virgin?

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Oh my oh my.

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>>741096040
It's not green, but it looks good!

>>741096062
As soon as we get noods

>>741096040
hey alice, hope you had a nice day

>>741096100
Prove it

>>741096040
Post those delicious thighs

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>>741096040
>Thighs
>Thigh gap
>Leggings
>Wiggle
Jesus fuck, my dick.

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>>741096091
Just f-for that compliment, you g-get the tea today Anonymous <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0skEKwRjSww

>>741096040
>N-now we select a tea!

And then next is the part where you spill it on me.

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>>741096103
>Root in hell

>>741096012
I have healthy lungs, i despise fedoras and i'm not the lord of the fags, good luck trying to mock me with that insignificant insults

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>caffeine free

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>>741096040
Th-that walk!!!

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>>741096101
Frozen, s-so even /b/tards can afford it!

>>741096119
They c-can, if they save up <4

>>741096131
No.

>>741096107
>>741096104
*waves frantically* H-hello!

>>741096137
It is v-very good!

>>741096166
I have already <4

>>741096178
>>741096175
Don't g-get weird Anonymous.

>>741095926
Why are you so annoying during streams? Like jesus christ we get it the monster you're fighting is hard. But all you do is whine and whine you never talk about strategy or mechanics and it does not seem like you're that good at any of the games you play.

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>>741095829
>THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO THIS!

There is no order, ONLY CHAOS

>>741096206
Alice! Hug me!

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>>741095585
Hello Alice!
Lovely to see you!

Time for the best thread of the week, oh boy! Bump~ <4 -CC

>>741096294
We do this nearly every week if I catch the thread

Those legs give me life

>>741096206
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0skEKwRjSww
Thanks for the tea, Alice. Cute outfit too

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>>741096210
It m-might happen, okay? I've g-got nerve damage.


Alright everyone, h-here is your ingredients list! G-go to a store, buy these items, and c-come back.

I'll wait.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZIOkqCG9sg

devoted to the end, we fight to end this cancer

>>741096294
You did? Do it again

>>741096299
She doesn't have nerves, Anon.

>>741096040
May i know what's the problem with your face?

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It's bay-zl not bah-zel

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>>741096281
Well, made you reply with a pseudo witty retort so that is good enough for me.

Alice are you mentally ill?, this posts make me think so

Well I have no idea what the fuck y'all doin but I guess if you're having fun I can't judge.

>>741096377
You pronounce basil right, you're okay.

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>>741096294
>Don't g-get weird Anonymous.
Too late. I want to life you up on the counted and fuck all of your holes, one at a time.

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>>741096284
I j-just had to get around the chair!

>>741096299
W-why would I play games I'm good at? No f-fun in that!

>>741096302
No t-there is order here.

An order.

Something.

Moving on.

>>741096312
*wraps her arms tightly around and hugs with the force of a thousand white hot ejaculations*

>>741096332
And you d-darling~ How w-was your week?


S-so look. You have t-to boil water. I h-hope that you already know how to d-do this but....just in case....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0USe4rCGtIA

>>741096483
Not in civilized countries it isn't.

>>741096100
>Never.

then what's the fucking point you worthless cunt?

sage

>>741095928
That's fine too.

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>>741095585
What did I do to get banned this time?
>68 Whiskey

My favorite trap is back. My boner welcomes you.

>>741095585
>D-do you burn water?
Alice, do you prefer to bake or cook or grill?

>>741096456
He is mentally ill, so he cant think of any strategy while he has to fight the demons in his head, they often say to stop pretending to be a woman

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>>741096354
Thank y-you <4

>>741096349
Shhh!

>>741096441
It w-will never end <4

>>741096476
There is n-no problem. Huh?

>>741096449
H-here, watch <4


Okay dearies, you need to sautee these shrimpies. I'll teach you how to do it: you wait till one side turns pink, then you flip em and do the other side. The pink should be the same color as my skin: pale, but not sickly.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA6NhEtzR5

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burn it down

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lovely

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>>741096616
That's an awful way of saying savage tribes, anon

>>741096746
love me some mf scrimps

>>741096746
Never. I'll be here next week too.

Wear somethin' nice for me

Loving Alice's voice in the commentaries.

>>741096594
That pasta was putting up a fight

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fight!

>>741096549
You dont apreciate your own time and waste it replying to me?, that's what i think you meant

>>741096594
So git gud instead of whining the whole time. Like I couldn't watch for long but the number of times you compained about how stupid the game was or how stupid some monster was got ridiculous. It's annoying as shit.

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>>741096594
my week was busy! I put in a lot of overtime. I'm pretty tired, but my weekend starts soon. How was yours?

>>741096746
Your arrogance soon will know the price of it

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>>741096562
No.

>>741096569
T-thank you <4

>>741096571
You'll n-never get a chance <4

>>741096629
>sage
>thinking it does anything

>>741096665
I'm n-not in the chat, sorry <4

>>741096716
I'm a b-biological female, s-sorry!

>>741096732
Grill~

>>741096798
Shrimps are d-delicious <4
As your shrimpies cook, y-you should also cook your pasta. W-wait for it to get close to al dente, then you f-flip the pasta into the sautee pan t-to finish cooking <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aCrLwMShvZ

>>741096746
You don't have to de-vein shrimp, that's just a thing for babies like peeling apples.

>>741096879
I don't know, I think her best stream was when Crash made her break down and cry.

There might be something wrong with me though.

>>741096746
Sorry but i'm curious, why do you hide your face? For anonymity or for other reasons?