Cheating thread. Post if you've cheated or fucked someone

>>741076239
I made out with/fingered my ex after she started seeing some guy, she also told me (and giggled about) his tiny cock, she hadnt seen it yet but she could tell once when he had a boner and they hugged. They're married now. Fucking awesome

>>741076539

What a poor bastard lol. Never get married folks. Got any pics?

>>741076633
Yea, poor dude for sure. We broke up because it was a long distance relationship that neither of us could handle anymore.
I've shared fb pics of her before but shouldn't now sorry, I know it's stupid, but I don't want to put a rift in their family

Faggot pos scum lords

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Fucked this slut in Vegas and apparently she has a BF who's shes been with for 5 years. No mention of him while I was pounding all 3 of her holes for 2 nights in a row

>>741076796

Hey I understand that shit dude, no worries. I don't care about FB pics I was hoping you might have had some old nudes lying around or something but whatever.

I lost my virginity to a girl who had a boyfriend for 4 years

>>741077070

Fuck dude. MORE.

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Best friend's wife. Real slutty. Great in bed. Nice tight little body. Irresistible to me.

>>741076239

An heterosexual thread on /b/
Wow, so there is hope ?

>>741077186
I hope your friend finds out and cuts your dick off,anon.

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>>741077070
Laughed my ass off after I got home and added her on facebook that she was in a relationship. I asked her about it and she said she must have forgotten to mention it

I once grabbed my friends homework while he was in the bathroom and copied his math homework

How's that for cheating?

>>741077186

Nice. Got nudes/more hardcore stuff.

Fucked a girl at work, she's said she was on a break from her gf...she was not. We all 3 worked together for a while. She told me she was getting back with her ex and fucked me the next day at a party, everyone heard.

>>741077301

Did you take videos?

Supervisor at work, she's in her early 20s but married. Starting to show potential interest but probably just using me as a work flirt so it's not as boring

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> befriend coworker who's been in a rocky on off again relationship with her bf
> eventually start to get really flirty with each other and go out a few times
> we fuck like wild animals
> after a while she's telling me she probably made a mistake and that she still has feelings for on/off bf
>I don't really care, pretend to be upset and understand for her benefit

>months go by, and they have gotten back together and actually married
>this whole time me and girl are still sneaking around fucking
> she says she knows it's wrong but is addicted to me and my cock
>make her pose for me and take pictures in case I ever had a reason to fuck with the husband
>continue to fuck her almost weekly

>>741076239
its not cheating if you are single and she has a BF. You are just the one boning some chick, what she is doing is her business

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>>741077362
nah sorry man, didnt think about it at the time. She fucked like a slut too. Knew how to roll her hips, gave great head, talked dirty...getting me hard just thinking about it

Well a little while me and my stepsister make out and for some time i felt guilty but then again i make out with a soccer player and it felt great to kiss those thighs.

>>741077610

Fucking superb keep goin

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>>741075592
Trips get

>>741077564

Post moar of her please

>>741077610
She's a feeat little closet freak.

>>741077316
that's so fucking hot. pls cont.

>>741077107
Ah lol, fuck I wish. I had amazing win from skype screenshots, she is legitimately really hot. But one day I thought I'd be a nice guy so I destroyed it and threw it away. From about 2 days after and all the away up to now (almost a decade later) I've hated myself for it lol

>>741077564
He probably knows

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>>741077316
You disgust me

>>741077564

Keep going. Any pics/videos of you fucking her?

>post on CL looking for older mom types
>I'm 21
>meet 35-40 year old asian girl who thai and lives in san diego
>agree to skip work and get a hotel room with her
>we meet at the mall and flirt for a few minutes
>I drive her to the hotel and get a bottle of whiskey
>start drinking
>start making out
>start giving me hj
>start giving me head
>crazy wild sex
>fuck her raw in the ass and cum in her
>I clean my dick in teh sink
>she starts getting awkward and says she needs a ride back to her car
>drive her back
>drop her off
>drive out of mall parking lot
>SUV riding my ass
>Look in rear view
>guy flips me off
>get a call from milf girl who says her husband saw
>I didn't know she was married
>guy takes out phone and takes a pic of my license plate
>find out he works at local airforce base
>in a secret intelligence agency...
>meet girl at airport before she flies back to SD
>she gives me $300 cash and we make out in the airport
>I get nervous because the guy has my moms address and probably knows all my info now
>Never hear from milf again
>anon super sad and heartbroken
>would do anything to find milf again
>idgaf about husband faggot

On vacation went to a bar my last night in Japan before heading home. Picked up a 42 (I was 30 at the time) year old married chick at the bar. She texted her husband saying she was stuck out with work colleagues and wouldn't be able to get the last train and would be getting a capsule hotel for the night.

Took her back to my hotel room and literally fucked her all night, no condom came inside her three times. Left in the morning and got my Line username, continued to send me nudes for a few months.... Going back to Japan next month and if I don't get any I'll probably hit her up and see if she wants to plow.

Fucked a mate's fiance twice.

In two threesomes with my wife.

>>741078271

got pics?

>>741076239
I fucked a co-worker for a couple months while she was in a serious, long-term relationship. She was also in a green card marriage as the anchor. That bitch was craaaaaazy. She kept hinting that she wanted to date me, but I wasn't interested. As soon as I started an actual relationship with someone else she unfriended me on facebook.

>>741078244

Was she Japanese or white?

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>In jacuzzi with some friends one night being 5th wheel
>1-2 hours later only 3 people left in jacuzzi. Me, another dude, and another dudes gf.
>Chilling, caually stroking her theigh, no evil plans
>MFW Suddenly feel her hand on my dick
>Dick turns diamonds
>Move my hand to her crotch and start rubbing her vag
>Still in pool with other friend, doesn't notice
>Fingering and jacking like crazy under water with complete pokerface above the surface.
>Her bf shows up a few times, doesn't notice either
>Keep on doing it until it's time to call it a night
>After tells me she has really bad conscience about it
>Agree to be chill about it
>Both do pokerface
>No one knows still

1/2

>>741078392
Japanese. Was a ballet dancer or some shit like that. Real slim and in incredible shape for a woman in her 40's

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>>741077725
Yeah, she's one of the best fucks i ever had. I wish I knew she was a cheating whore while I was fucking her cuz that would have made it so much hotter

>>741078310

Nah.

It will happen again. Got a spycam for it.

>>741076539
So she let you play with her pussy and she bad mouthed her future husband. Imagine the shit she was doing and saying about you when you were still together. You fucking retard.
I wonder how many times you kissed those lips after she had been sucking cock. It definitely happened anon.

>Flirting with a married woman in a grad school class
>She said she'd never been on a motorcycle so I offer to give her ride when I know her hubby is working
> after the ride we go in her house
>Tension is palpable, how to close the distance?
>She is standing backed up against a chair
>I step to her and and push her down into the chair
>I'm standing over her as she is sitting
>unzip my pants
>pull out cock
>press cock to her lips
>put my hand on the back of her head and pull her onto my cock until I'm deep in her mouth
>proceed to fuck her mouth hard
>keep it up for a long time
>conscious decision that I'm going to nut in her mouth and then walk out (some of flirty talk suggested she wanted to be dominated and used)
>Start to nut
>pull her head roughly onto my cock
>I'm in her throat
>mascara running down her face from being face fucked
>She's looking up at me with the sweetest eyes
>I zip up
>Walk out the door without a word and ride off
True story - had many great fucks with her after that.

>>741078961
I stand unworried about that, if you knew her you'd know. Bitch was practically obsessed with me, wouldnt leave me alone

>>741079219
That's what her current husband thinks too retard

>>741079289

pimp her out

A year back I had a married coworker w/ kids who would make out with me in the elevator and at work parties and would text dirty stuff to me all day. She was afraid of sending me anything that would get her in trouble so she'd show me nude photos on her phone all the time.

She was a chronic cheater and was looking for someone else to cheat on her husband with because the guy she was currently seeing was moving soon.
I decided to break things off before fucking her because the entire thing seemed like a ticking time bomb. And she probably had an STD.

But god if those titties weren't fantastic.

>>741079215

Pics?

>>741079316
Lol you dont even know dude

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Fucking my gf's married sister. Her husband ignores her. We fuck during the week when she gets off work.

>>741079215

Pics or it didn't happen

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>>741078621

>Soon afterwards her bf is away moving from old apartment in other city with her staying home
>Come to my place for dinner
>Hand out for maybe 4-5 hours
>Nothing happened
>She goes home
>Later going to sleep, checking phone
>Send text snap
>Get reply
>onethingledtoanother.png
>Sexting, get snaps of fingering with wet sounds and moaning
>Shovel dickpics her way
>HFW ton of dickpics
>Mumbles something
>Ask if she wanted me to come over
>She say I could if I wanted
>Laugh, say probs not a good idea
>Finish on our own
>Again bad conscience on her part
>Another pokerface agreement

>Feel like something more miiight happen in future.

>>741079596

Damn dude. Dare I ask, nudes?

>>741079488
>Pics?
Why the fuck would I share pics of another anons wife? How fucking dumb is that?

>>741079514
sexless virgin confirmed

>>741079658

Blur out face and post or it never happened

>>741079215

Macho motorcycle riding fag detected. Go back to watching Sons of Anarchy retard this story didn't happen.

>>741079697
You got me bro lol and exactly as much as an anonymous jackass on 4chan could. sorry troll, I cant feed you anymore, I have to go cry to my therapist

bmup

>>741076239
I ended up with my ex by cucking her boyfriend who she was with for almost four year. We broke up half a year ago and she got someone new. She came over recently because she wanted me as a friend. We ended up fucking. She stayed the night. The funniest thing was her making up an excuse to her boyfriend on the phone. Don't know how to feel about any of this. I'll probably end up sending her nudes to her current boyfriend because I am a bitter fuck.

>>741079642
>>Laugh, say probs not a good idea
faggot

>>741080362
post em ?

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>>741080518
Knew someone would say that, but asked her about saying that and she didn't even realised she had said it, and she would probably have finished beofre i got there, making it fucking awkward xD

>>741080362
>>741080587

this

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fucked this wife and mother. shes got a gigantic ass

>>741080809

post it.

>>741080809

any videos of you fucking her?

when my wife goes out to work, her best friend comes over so our kids can have a play date. I then fuck her brains out in the kitchen. Love a bit of cheating to be honest.

>>741080587
>>741080721
nah
>>741080640
you invite her over next time, she'll come running

>>741080981

is her best friend married too?

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I fuck this korean slut on a regular basis... and I think of her when I fuck my gf

>>be Work for cell phone provider.
>>husband and wife come in, wife knock down sexy milf
>> thick round ass big tits cute ass face perfect toes... Seriously perfect
>>husband wanders about store while I teach her new phone mention she has bad taste because she
>>picked ugly case, she says "you wouldn't say I had bad taste if it was your dick in my mouth"
>>it's happening
>>husband travels all the time
>>arrogant rich fuck with hot wife brags about shit
>>they leave
>>late that night get text. "thanks for the wonderful service, now you need to let me service you"

I can't make this shit up guys. I'm a solid 5 just charming

>>flirt, get nudes, looks even better naked
>>text last night anon is gone for the weekend
>>transformers shower, wash your balls, cologne probably and roll out
>>show up she answers door naked.
>>cont
>>

>>741081140
More

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>>741081211
bad grainy pics...

>>741081158
pics or it didn't happen

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>>741081338

>>741081338
I guess as an asian she is used to tiny dicks, right?

>>741081114
yup, but her husband doesn't touch her since she got pregnant. the kid is 3 now. she told me this when she was 6 months pregnant and we ended up fucking on her kitchen table.

>>741081014
Yeah, only one problem - she moved in with her bf now, renting his dads house.
Seems like there won't be anything in the near future.
The kick to the story is that they've had a chaos-fest for things like these in the past, with them fucking others on breaks and some other stuff. They freak out on eachother like all the time for fucking nothing, but still refuses to part.

>>741081445

post nudes?

>>741081403
Shes hot dude nice one

>>741081467
Kek don't worry dude she'll come up with an excuse

>>741081497
dont have any. what she sends gets deleted after use to ensure they aint found

>>741081598
just encrypt them you brainlet.

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>>741079650
Im afraid not. Too risky on both of our ends.

I cheated on my current gf eirhbmu ex.
Current gf sent on holiday with her family and left me home alone, and since I'd be talking to my ex for a while (were still really close but no one knows) she was commenting on the lack of sex she had whilst single and I offered to help out, which she duly accepted. Was well worth it.

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>>741081556
I figure it's only time before something happens, big or small.
I'll bide my time. Renegade style...

>>741081412
Not even hard yet dickbag

>>741081911
Current gf with my ex*

>>741081671
successful cheating is down to not being stupid bro.

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Fucked my ex like, a month and a half after we broke up due to distance after high school. She had been seeing a rebound guy for like a week, then we fucked, then she cut his ass off. Mfw the rebound was a guy that constantly badmouthed me and tried to get her to cheat while we were dating. They never even fucked.

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Sends me pics and she has a bf

>>741081947
I get that, I wouldn't want to instigate it either.
>>741081952
I can see that. That's still a small dick.
>>741082015
Not just encrypting that shit is the definition of stupid you fucking mongoloid. They can't be found if they are encrypted.
>>741082033
>They never even fucked.
And you believe her?

>>741082130
Moar pls

im 32, she's 21

>be me last winter
>living on first of three floors
>2nd floor neighbors move out
>new neighbors move in
>mostly all dudes, but one gal - obvi one is her boyfriend
>butsheshot.mov
>andwickedcute.too
>fast forward several months, her and her boyfriend pop in one night to chat about some shit in our basement (tenants across all floors shared the basement)
>i give them my number saying 'if you ever need anything, just text me'
>translation
>if you ever want your holes punished, im ur guy
>many months pass. very few texts are exchanged.
>shit like 'hey, parking ban tonight'
>weeks pass. texting picks up a bit.
>more time passes.
>she starts getting very flirty. but i play it off because i dont wanna get involved. and im an autistic faggot so i have no clue why this chick is even flirting with me
>i am a good looking dude and i do get a lot of looks and compliments from cuties but that only makes my life worse because im so shy and fucking retarded
>N E WAYS.r00
>eventually shes flirting with me like, every fucking day
>finally one night she's trashed and texting me
>i tell her i dont drink anymore. prefer to just drop acid and get wavy these days.
>jokingly recommend she drop acid sometime, as she was pretty tore up from the booze.
>make sure she knows im just joking about dropping acid
>she responds with "are you trying to get me high to take advantage of me?"
>i say "i don't think i'd need to get you high to take advantage of you."

once it was out in the open, a few weeks later it all went down. she'd sneak down when her boyfriend wasn't home, or was asleep, and she'd beg for it every way possible. i ziptied her hands behind her back, and put tape over her mouth and fucked her all over my bedroom. she swallowed everything i could give her and wanted more constantly.

she put a stop to it about a month ago when her boyfriend found out. she moved out, but i think they're still kinda working it out. he lives upstairs still. see him all the time.

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>>741081158
>>already hard... Jesus christ I'm 32 get it together teenage dick
>>we go straight to bed.
>>start with massage and proceed to have the most passionate sensual fuck of my life.
>>like like more passionate than my wife and I on our honeymoon
>>slowly progress to kinky
>>end up with her on her knees begging for cum while sucking it as I call her a
>> filthy slut
>>cum like a horse.... I have huge loads but Jesus this was disgusting huge

>>I'm already to the point where I'm not sexy ally attracted to women post ejac and my dicks still spurting
>>she loses her shit tries to lick as much up as she can.
>>she lays back moaning and for some fucking reason I felt the need to slap her face with it and say "text me"
>>get dressed walk out
>> didn't wash the dick put it in the wife before work
>>at work eating a weenie in the backroom

Well that pretty much brings you up to speed

>>741082306
So... who are you fucking? since you are so chatty...

>>741077720
Not helping my yellow fever bro, just saying :(

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>>741082306

Didn't come from her, my guy

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>>741082358
Hot right?

This short asian girl I've fucked a few times before wanted to borrow my bong, she just recently started talking to this new guy, I never met him.

I went over to her house and gave her the bong. She's really into dancing so she started practicing for a bit while I was there. While she was dancing, I walked up to her, pulled her top off and unhooked her bra. She had really great tits for someone no taller than 5'0". She started giggling and said, "Seriously?". I sit down again and start filming on my phone. After a while of this I go up and pull her pants down and take off her underwear, nice ass but not as great as her boobs. She keeps dancing and I keep filming.

She's driving me a little crazy at this point, so I take off my pants and pull her towards me. She was saying some things that made it seem like she was just teasing me and didn't want anything more, after she said this she gave my dick one quick stroke for half a second to tease me. I really thought that was going to be it, she seemed like she only touched my dick to be silly and tease me, but right after she touched it she started talking about how big I was and pulled down my underwear and started sucking.

I picked her up, fingered her for just enough to make this not uncomfortable for me, threw her on the couch and started fucking her from behind (with no condom, probably a bad move in hindsight). A few times during the sex, she said that maybe we shouldn't be doing this, to which I'd push my dick in as far as I could and told her she could get off if she wanted, that just made her fuck harder.

I'm not sure why I didn't finish then, but I helped her with laundry after, then told her to get on her knees and suck my dick again. I came in her mouth, ate some instant ramen, then left.

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>>741079444
moar of this bitch

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>>741082509
>download (41)
top kek
for real though what are you talking about you'll have to be more specific my dude

>>741082461
Exactly... crickets

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>>741082651
exposed rofl

>>741082924
Oof, you sure showed him

Currently dating a girl but not living with her.
We got drunk at a party and had a threesome with another chick.
The girl I am dating is cute, but honestly I was already thinking about breaking it off to find someone I'm more attracted to.

Now I have this chick over whenever my girl is at home, and she's happy to be my little side bitch. Even let's me cum in her ass while talking to the one I'm dating.

>>741082697
Yeh, on my phone. Don't bother naming downloads.
I actually heard it from him first, who of course I didn't believe because of his involvement prior to this nonsense. But then I heard it again from her best friend, who didn't really have a reason to lie to me.

Side note: We'd hooked up basically right after the break up, I shit ya not. Another fun story on that if anyone is interested.

>>741083037
oh that's perfect... that's just awesome... lol... that is a drop the mic moment right there...

>>741082517
show us everything! :D

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>>741079642
>shovelling dickpics

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>>741083534
Wwyd

Really want to bang my best friends gf. Pretty sure she's at least a little attracted to me. But if this were any other girl I'd definitely think she wants my dick. I ignore the signs but sometimes it's hard to. If I can bang and keep everything a secret then I would..I know what a great friend I am. But if it's gona cause problems down the line then I definitely wouldn't. Anybody got tips for my friends girl that could help?

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>>741083390
don't be a fucking dumbass and post her name next time kek

Jesus, I'm a degenerate. You guys are tame. I have dozens of cheating stories. Most recent:
> be me
> move to Paris for work
> Notice QT 3.14 Quebec girl who dated my friend is living there (friend and her long since broken up and he doesn't live there).
> Hit up with FB msg. She responds positively. Has bf she lives with
> She shows me around Paris. Stay at her place (BF no where to be found for some reason). Sleep on couch. Nothing happens
> She comes to my area of France. Go drinking. Smash
> She eventually breaks up with her BF (she was going to anyway)
> Smash for awhile
> Cheat on QT QC girl with QT Spanish girl at work
> QC girl moves back to Canada.

KEK

>>741083140
pics?

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My neighbors wife has flirted with me for 3 years, but when she sends a selfie like this (minus the blackouts), you just have to fuck her. Which I've done a few times now, and it looks like we're going to kept it up.

>>741084160

more.

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She still sends me shit like this all the time even with her new boyfriends

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A few times in my life, a girl with a boyfriend wanted to fuck me or be with me but I never did anything. My ex in college, who was one of these girls who left the guy she was with to be with me, was kind of slutty. She actually left TWO guys for me. I also fucked my high school crush who had a bf years after hs, who asked me why I didnt kiss her in school and I was like "cause you had a boyfriend...." Right now, this girl likes me but she has a boyfriend and might hang out with me before she leaves for school. Thing is, I also have a girlfriend whom I love deeply.


Honestly bros, you really don't know. My faith in women was kind of shaken, but ultimately we are all human, and under that flesh and organ fodder, we are skeletons. Pic related

>>741083686
It's really not worth it. Your friendship will last, but throwing it away from some slut is not only scummy but you will lose your friend and either be stuck with this slut or have none of them.

>>741084285
moarr fucking hot

>>741080362
Cant buy any of this

>>741084379
more of pic related?

>>741084285
nice,moar?

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>>741084607
you're a dirty boy

>>741084454

Agreed. I speak from experience.

>>741084531
good to know, thanks

>>741084759
Sorry to hear anon. We all make mistakes in this life.

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>>741082306
>(You)
Also getting casual friendly snaps from her bf now, since we really good friends, making this situation extreeemely delicate. But shes really impulsive, meaning right timing lets loose the beast.

>>741084128
Sadly no, though this thread has inpspiried me to see if I can get away with snapping a few next time the occasion arises.

The second girl is a 19 year old daddy's girl who grew up being the second mom of their family cause she's the oldest and has like 5 siblings.
Basically she's never had the opportunity to have casual sex or really any sexual attention before and seems to think it's the best thing since sliced bread. Lmao. I'm 24 for contexts sake.

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>>741078235

>>741083037
always one that has to ruin something good

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>>741084493
>>741084679
Now that I have Photoshop I've been trying to sharpen and resize them all to be the best quality they can be but I haven't gotten to this one yet

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>>741085050
>Best thing since sliced bread
Kek's me every god damn time.

>>741083736
>name is Anne nonne
>On board where everyone is Anon
>2017 and being this fucking new

Has anyone here cheated on their GF with a man?

>>741085869
I have, on all three of my Girlfriends with the same guy

>>741085869

I'm straight and engaged to my fiance but I sometimes suck off dudes.

>>741086044

fucking kek. chicks with dicks.

>>741086044
does she know?

I told my girlfriend about my desire but she absolutely hates it. Honestly thinking about doing it and not telling her.

>>741086213

Nope no clue.

Keep in mind I am 100% straight but I've sucked about 10 dude's dicks.

>>741086360
The fact you stated it twice makes it obvious you want us to question that statement of being straight, anon

>be me when I was 17
>popular with the girls
>friend of mine (we'll call him Terry) is a virgin who's never had a gf, so I decide that its my duty to hook him up
>hook him up with another friend of mine, lets call her Amy
>Amy and Terry start dating in some innocent high school relationship
>doesn't go much farther than making out
>fast forward a month or so
>jealous.jpg
>now that i can't have Amy, i want her
>high school dance comes up, Terry and Amy go together and I go with some of other friend of mine
>afterparty comes around, Amy has been throwing me looks all night
>decide to stay the night, Terry can't because his parents wanted him home
>Says to me "Anon, if it was anyone else, I might have second thoughts about you staying the night with my gf, but I trust you"
>bad move, Terry

I slept with her that night while another buddy of mine was messing around with his girl a couple feet from me, ended up breaking up Terry and Amy and making Amy my fuckbuddy for the next year.

Terry never found out

Still feel bad about it, but that pussy was bomb. 10/10 would do again

>>741086438

I was just kidding I am not engaged nor have I ever sucked a dick. I am 25 years old though and sometimes I go to gay bars and flirt with dudes for free drinks cause I'm poor.

>>741086360
do you feel liberated when you suck cock?

>>741086581

I feel like I will have a better chance at getting into the Marines if I admit to it

>>741086640
lol

https://youtu.be/bQXBuAJue8g

>be me 29, divorced
>was 27 at the time, still married and living together
>living in big apt complex with nice pool right across my door
>take my then 7-8 yr old to the pool for fun and workout at nights during the summer
>meet older couple, hes cuban and about 50+, shes Honduran 30+
>theyre both pretty drunk and joking about my sons swiming skills
>an hr later, shes trying to get my attention by rubbing my foot with her toes, giving me the look
>im no idiot, so i wink back at her because im a fucking opportunist
>swimming around, eventually the guy is trying to tell me a story about both of them while im fingering his girlfriends asshole underwater
>she says she can hold her breath underwater, goes under with my dick in her hand and gives me a nice quick suck
>gotta go, sorry. Hope to see you guys around
>next time i invite my wife because i know what this will lead to and this bitch needs to know im married
>wife is always a major twat for some reason, says no because lazy
>hondouran woman keeps prowling, invites me over one day
>fuckit.jpg
>go over under pretense of computer repair for her bf
>"hes a little old and doesnt do it the way id like"
>ask her if she would like to be my little fuck doll, she needs to let me please her
>shouldnthaveasaidyes.mp4
>proceeded to fuck her no condom on, gag her with cock, ass fuck and some slapping and spanking
>says im too rough
>finish in her ass while shes in a headlock
>best fuck in a while
>tell her shes better than my wife
>notwhatsheexpected.wav
>two weeks later go for more
>bf answers the door saying he has a new gf now
>pays for computer repair

Later i found out my wife had been having affairs too. Divorced her ass for being stupid enough to write shit down, getting caught. Dude she slept with had a wife, called it to her attention. Dude called me and i proceeded to tell him my wife shouldve mentioned i have an aggressive hpv variant and he and his wife should get checked. Moved out, divorced the dumb bitch.

>>741086831
Fakest story in this thread anon

>>741086831
Fast forward 2016
>meet new busty, big ass girl at work. Smart too
>proceed to play my cards
>after a few months, fuck her on st pattys day last yr
>she loves my rough fucking, says best fucks ever had are mine
>pressure her to dump her bf
>she makes more money than me
>ive been cumming inside her since last month
>been buying her the plan b pill
>wants to marry me now
>met her parentals in march this yr
>hanging out with them in two hrs

>>741087031
>hold while searchinf where i tell dude i have hpv

>>741076239
Cheated on an ex of mine with 6 other women, including her best friend, then her new best friend. I never hid it from her though, was trying to get her to leave me. Every time I tried breaking up with her she'd cut herself and shit. Managed to get rid of her after 3 years, when she fucked off with our kid and married some guy 30 years older than her. Never heard from her since.

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>>741087058
>>741087121

>>741083037
Nigger tier bait

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This is my former best friends ex. We started fucking behind his back and my gf's back which was one of her best friends.
We had been hanging out as couples for year's before it happend.
Me and his ex is still dating, haven't spoken to him in a few years now go figure?

This pic she sent me while they where still together about 5years ago.

quick reminder that you're all worthless.

>>741088336
The one anon who has the right to live in this thread

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>>741088161
Another she sent me. This is frome his bed.
One time we fucked on his kitchen sink while he was asleep 3 meters away and my gf was in the shower 5 meters away.
One of the hottest things I ever done.

>>741087552
>>741087121
>>741086831
Obviously fake
but also, you're like the kid who can insult a kid but cries when someone insults you

Fucked my ex's younger sister once

Been fucking a ginger coworker now, we're both married and have a kid each. First started with flirting, ended up fucking in a cooler, she was to tight to fuck for the first few months. Nothing better than getting paid to fuck some 115 lb tight pussy.

>>741078235

8/10 well done anon i hope you find her

>>741078235
you fucked a servicemans wife...out of all the trash in this thread who deserve a brutal beating you especially need a good ass kicking, luckily he wasnt deployed in some desert or id say you should be tortured to death without a moments hesitation

>>741088610
Storytime?

>>741079642
seriously blow your brains out you worthless shit, kill her then yourself and tell the bf as you do it let him watch the chunks fly everywhere you worthless shit

>>741081818
more?

>>741089002
He was an intelligence office dweller not a real warrior.

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>>741088479
Calm your tits white knight. Dont need to prove shit to you lol. Why come to /b/ to try and teach any moral value? She got caught, i didnt. If i had gotten caught and she hadnt, shed play the same card, it's how it works, silly dolt. Gtfo this thread if youre not here to share a story

>>741088823

Pics? Nudes preferably.

>>741088911

Thanks brother

>>741089002

>retard joins army to fight corporate war for stupid politicians and business people, depriving his wife of hos dick for months on end
>somehow when wife cheats its the fault of the guy she fucked
>implying she wouldn't have fucked someone else.

Off yourself

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>>741076239
>Cheated on EX because
>She withheld sex from me as abuse.
>Met child hood love interest after years of us watning to meet and fuck.
>Bought her hotel room
>First thing we did was kiss.
>Slowly slid my hand down her pants and started playing with her wet pussy
>She felt nervous and asked if we should do this, knew I was with some one else.
>Told her "We're taking a break for awhile."
>slide my fingers deep in her pussy and kiss her hard
>unbutton her pants and place her hand on my erect cock in my jeans.
>She starts rubbing my cock and unbuttoning my pants.
>Get her fucking clothes off and toss them to the side and put her legs over my shoulders as I slid my cock as deep as I could inside of her warm cunt.
>Fucked her hard until she came around my cock, shot my load as deep as I could inside of her.
>We showered together, cuddled and it was amazing.
>Come back that night, fuck her on couch and make her scream.

Great night. I loved that woman. I hope we end up together.

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>>741089002
>In the service

He's already getting lied to and deceived by the government to risk his life for the special interests of people like the Rothschild family under the guise of defending "Muh freedums". He should be used to getting cucked.

>>741089812
no joke i honestly hope a marine catches you with his wife, i wanna see whats left of your smashed in head you worthless piece of shit idgaf who it is you dont fuck a servicemans wife no matter the situation

>>741089812

She also told me that he had cheated on her with one of her friends in the past. I don't regret it at all, I still try and email her lol.

>>741090145
We're not talking about a marine btw

I've fucked two married chicks in the last couple years. One was a 23 year old with a fat mexican husband who worked construction all day.. She was way too hot and probably regrets her marriage. Banged her out for 2 months. He unknowingly dropped her off at the mall one time AND picked her up under the guise that she was meeting up with her girlfriends.

Another girl was a 28 year old brunette with 36D tits and long long legs. Hottest chick I've ever banged. her loser husband never knew where she was. I'd see him posting stuff on his facebook during the same time as when i was fucking her at a hotel for our marathon sex games. Hottest wettest chick ever. I saw her for 2 years. I've never been with a girl that came harder and louder. Poor husband never knew she was getting her pussy eaten and pounded all day long on those days. I see their facebook and she's being a good wife, taking photos with her husband and mother in law. LOL

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>>741090159

>>741090145
scared lover detected

>>741088445
nice anon. moar?

Is monogamy just a meme? How can anyone reading threads like these every get together with a girl?

>>741090079
these men do what they do for a plethora of reasons but god be damned respect them, id like you to serve one term you worthless shit stain, dont bitch about the military unless youve been through it and if you have your a piece of shit for betraying your brothers and talking shit about their service, once a servicemen always a service member

>>741090145

You always fuck a service mans wife to teach the stupid fucking faggot that his wife is A) a slut and B) he is a dumb ass for going overseas to get shot at for no reason.

>>741076239

disgraceful thread is disgraceful

get a life

>>741090195
idc servicemen are servicemen and all brothers in arms you fuck with one you fuck with all, we swear an oath to the state and anyone who screws with their SO while they serve whether abroad or not needs a swift .45 to the stomach

>>741090365

Haha fucking faggot go play Call of Cuck

>>741090365
t. servicemen who's wife gets fuck daily while he's fighting for her """""""freedom"""""""

>>741090221

Post pics of the 28 year old. You got nudes right?

>>741090397
seriously fuck off faggot dont diss the military you worthless shit stain, you could never be half the man even the women who flunk basic are just off yourself already

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>>741090145
Who hurt you.

>>741090510
call of cuck? your gonna compare the sacrifices made by our military to some childs video game you worthless piece of shit, i hope you get sent out to another country where you can get beheaded by ISIL without our protection

>>741090625

Who cucked you anon? Shhhh it's ok..it's ok...only dreams now.

>>741090625
I have fucked several servicemans wives. The bitches cheat like crazy. I live near a large military base.

>>741090506
This is retarded. Firstly that guy didn't even know she was fucking married when he fucked her. How is that his fucking fault? Maybe she ought to be shot instead.

>>741090221
This got me going

Lets see this heffers DD'S

>>741090145
Laughable bait

>>741090515
Some fight for that false delusion and some fight just to serve their country..while others do what they do to protect and care for the ones they love hell even provide for them while hes off alone getting shot at and watching his brothers die your here disrespecting those who have guaranteed your liberty

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>>741090365
>Be respectful

I refuse to respect people who go across the globe to kill innocent people for opiod fields in Afghanistan, to terrorize other countries because they don't have a federal regulated banking system and the leaders of said countries have been toying with the idea to revert back to the gold standard because our currency is complete, over inflated SHIT. Our soldiers are brave for believing that they're fighting for the people. But they're cowards for STAYING in the military after learning their true purpose. The government is not god, why kill innocent people in it's name? But the ULTIMATE cuckoldry for service memebers is when they become veterans, and the government wants NOTHING more to do with them. What's the point in keeping an attack dog that no longer attacks? Homeless vets are the governments biggest punchline.

>>741090779
they both need to be shot, he should have done a basic bacground check before sticking his dick in a lady, and going on to say he wants to be with her again is the issue you autist

>>741090777

Same here dude. My friend is in the Army and I blow loads in his wife daily when he's deployed. I've always wanted to make a "deer hunter" video and send itnto him when he's deployed like in Jarhead but I probs won't lol.

>>741090777
execution, no joke i wanna see you sent to cuba for a week and see how we treat those who mess with out troops in other circumstances then well see how high and mighty you are

>>741090978
then when his buddy gets home and puts a round in your stomach for touching his brothers wife well see how funny you think you are you sick fucker

>>741077564
fake as fuck pic, i've seen that butthole before.

>>741090942
Well fuck me, we're supposed to run background checks before fucking people now? That's supremely paranoid shit right there. And yeah he's a stupid prick for still wanting to be with her, but that's not because her husband is some spook, it's because she's a lying piece of shit.

>>741076239
alpha thread

>>741091069
does she have right boob bigger than the left one or it's just me? Feet pics?

>>741090892
who gives a fuck about some sand niggers, our union comes first and if they fuck with americas interest then we do what we have to, we swear and oath and follow orders, these fucks are the same people who bombed our towers and even if we take a dozen "innocents" down as long as one baddie is with them its worth it

>>741091113

Lol 3/10

>>741091272
>Who bombed our towers.

That was our government that did that, kiddo.

>>741091143
ye you are, its called being repsonsible in the real world where if your gonna be intimate with someone you know exactly wha your getting into and what kind of person your hadnign your body over to, unless your a worthless piece of shit whos so pathetic youll fuck anything that moves and has no pride or honor about who they associate with

Anyone ever fuck a female service member with a civilian bf/husband?

>>741091367
maybe wour corrupt government funded that shit but those sandcoons killed our people, and thats why we need to stop with this bullshit beutacracy and politics, fuck the agenda just let us defend the country and anyone who screws with our interest or the safety of our populace can plead their case to god himself once we nail those bastards and anyone who associates with them

>>741085189
That is one of the best looking pussies I've been in my life holy fuck anon

>>741091272
i almost can't tell if this is bait or not. us has fucked around in places other than the middle east. the us no longer fights for its freedom because it no longer has to. you guys aren't in danger anymore lol

>>741091308
you think its ok to fuck a mans wife let alone one whos on deployement?...i knew you were all sick fucks to begin with but this is crossing a whole new line

>>741091691
wanna bet? you see the shit happening around the world and tell us what happened the last time we let the world behave on its own accord

>>741091432
Or you could be a normal person and actually trust someone to be honest. You're making sex or a relationship sound like a fucking job interview. If someone ran a background check on me I'd consider that bordering on stalking behaviour, and a fucking huge red flag about serious trust and/or control issues. I'd be gone as quickly as possible.

>>741090506
He wasn't overseas man he was at an AFB near where I live. He probably never went overseas because he's an intel guy with security clearance. I bet his job is to spy on our own civs. And I'd definitely fight him or take a bullet to cum in his wife's ass again

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>>741076239
>be me,an IT consultant
>Had a month of 64+ hour weeks 'cause I just managed to negotiate my rate from 18/hour to 24/hour
>Gf is doing some Etsy jewelry bullshit with anime & game patterns in silver/gold/platina on chains.
>Works maybe once a week but I figured she must have a big profit margin because she always has her 700 bucks a week for rent and other bullshit we comitted to splitting.
>Come home from hellishy long meeting with project manager, lead programmer and clueless CEO of small clothing company
>GF isn't home but she forgot a tablet I didn't even know she had.
>Logged in with her cookie cutter password
>Find FB account logged in with a different name
>Loads of people talking about prices, hours and places to hook up
cont.

>>741077347
where do you work?

>>741092137
>ng with project manager, lead programmer and clueless CEO of small clothing company
>>GF isn't home but she forgot a tablet I didn't even know she had.
>>Logged in with her cookie cutter password
pics ?

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>>741092137

>>741091871
trust in this world is limited and anyone is a potential threat, live in a fantasy anon because in the real world everyone and everything is a potential hostile and you gotta be prepared for everything, but the reason you dont know that is because of your military and law enforcement doing it for you faggot

>>741086360
10 dicks at 10% gay each makes you 100% gay

>>>741090506
>He wasn't overseas man he was at an AFB near where I live. He probably never went overseas because he's an intel guy with security clearance. I bet his job is to spy on our own civs. And I'd definitely fight him or take a bullet to cum in his wife's ass again

What am I even saying he obviously wasn't overseas because he was FOLLOWING ME IN HIS CAR

>>741091903
HE IS A SERVICE MEMBER YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I DONT CARE IF HE WAS DEPLOYED YOUR STILL UTTER TRASH!!!

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>>741091677
Can't tell if serious

>>741092137
it was 700/month not a week.*

>Read about 17 guys(I counted) who hired her for either fucking or going to parties, friend event and weddings as their gf, as well as prices for her fucking, sucking and even taking it up her ass (which she told me reaaaaaally wasn't her 'thing').
>Confront her
>She admits it, sob story about childhood
>Feel bad, end relationship
>Single for 5 years
>Have a house and make 4.5k a month

feels good man.jpg

>>741092265
I'm not fucking naïve mate, I'm just not a hyper paranoid pussy either. Shit happens sometimes. Other times it doesn't. You sound like you have some serious emotional issues to be honest.

And my law enforcement are fucking shit, tried to send me down for something that didn't even happen, but don't do shit about actual violent people half the time.

>>741092455
Sounds like you came out on top anon

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>>741091677
Here is the sharpened and bigger one

>>741092455
got pic related anon?

>>741078271
Me too. Then I divorced my wife and married the friend. I've had sex with both of mynwives at the same time

>be Me, of an age
>average luck with women, having a good time man
>girlfriend moves in
>wants married
>fuckit.org
>marriage isn't awful but not great
>kids
>nosexlife.tv
>see commercial for Ashley Madison
>fuckit.gov
>picking up undersexed soccer moms is easy
>bang 1 or 2 and ditch account
>make new account and start again
>home life great
>currently banging some guys wife

How to make marriage work in the modern world

>>741093249
shit, ashley madison is still alive?

>>741083686
But how long have they dated for

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who wants the full story?

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Ex gf left me for one of her old boyfriends and married him, then came to me for sex for the last 2 years because he can't make her cum.

>>741093413

I do share away anon

>>741093457
>>741093413


Moar of both these women?

>>741093376
Yep. Literally saw a commercial for it on tv while watching a baseball game.

>they were hacked newfag

Yes, I'm aware. I use burner email addresses and have never given the site a photo. The site uses shitty spam and fake account techniques, but its easy to navigate and get to the real deal.

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fucked this dude's girl

>>741093727
My best friend's ex girlfriend. She thought she would land up with me. I teased her until the point that she had to decide who to be with and then I dumped her. Made sure to get all her nudes before though

twitch dotv thypnotics

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>>741093783

>>741094066

So you fucked her when she was with him?

More pics?

>>741088445
She's probably sending pics to other guys from your bed now.

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>>741094262

Cheated on my wife last night. I should divorce her, but I just can't.

My dubs

>>741082432
More pics?
Talk about on the job perks

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came into my room naked...has been with a guy 6 years. woops. 10/10 would do many more times

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>>741094973
cant turn down an ass like this

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Took her virginity back in high school. shes 19 and married. For the months up until the wedding shed send me nudes or facetime with me to play with her pussy but she never took off the ring. I hardly gave a fuck lol. We wanted to fuck again and god i wish i had, but I also have a gf & she lives in a different state. So it was a no go. Now she's married and wont talk to me LOL

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>>741077924
I kek'd so fucking hard at that pic anon

>>741083686
If he was your best friend, you will tell him that the girl is no good for him, cause if she is willing to cheat on her bf with his best friend, she will fuck any other guy too.

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>>741095194

>>741094052
got nudes?

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>>741095317

>>741095234
And then just fuck after the break up and you have a bro forever,

>>741077186
Story?

>>741077186
>best friends wife

we've got a winner, folks. game over, go home.

>>741095115

Moar

>Happened 5yrs ago
>Met on Omegle
>She just turned 18
>Hot as hell
>Does a little strip tease for me and I rub one out
>Get her skype
>Proceed to talk regularly for about 6 months
>Lots of naughty skype sessions while my wife is out
>My work sends me to where shes attending college for 5 days
>Fuck like rabbits every night (she was crazy tight)
>Develop feelings
>Talked for a bit after but then she went AWOL
>Few months go by of radio silence and she finally signs back into skype
>Says she feels guilty and doesn't want to talk anymore
>That was the last time we spoke

Told my wife about it 6 months ago when it was looking like we were heading for divorce. It surprisingly has helped us and our marriage is pretty good now. She used to browse /b/ a lot, not sure if she still does...

>>741078271
Story?

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Cheating gf
Anyone want more of her?

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she cheated on me time and time again

>>741096076
Yesssssss

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>>741096278

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>>741095762

>exgf
>be a paranoid fuck
>wanted to check if she is up to cheating
>created fake profile of her
>chatted with some dude
>knew she was going to be in a club one night
>told the dude with the fake profile that she will be there
>they ended up fucking
>cried like a baby

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>>741096399
>>741094973
>>741095115

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>>741077070
so you got a hooker in vegas, were supposed to be impressed?

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>>741076239
thread is almost done but I'll share my story quick

>work at restaurant
>skinny 8/10 russian girl
>flirt all the time
>nothing happens
>leave and work new job
>month or two later, find her on tinder
>swipe right, no guy swipes left on anybody
>actually match
>"lol!"
>say let's hang out at big park
>she brings 26 of vodka and juice
>drink and walk around the park
>8pm
>tells me she's dating this guy
>whatever, still fun hanging out
>tells me her boyfriend is in the russian mafia
>lol no
>shows me pictures, yeah shit he's definitely in something
>cool
>keep drinking and walking around
>11pm
>dark as shit, middle of the park
>I'm eating bell peppers I had for some reason
>she looks at me
>slaps pepper out of my hand and kisses me
>fuck her against a tree
>cum in her mouth
>keep walking
>get horny half an hour later
>fuck her against another tree
>cum inside her
>hour later we get closer to edge of park
>eat her out for a few minutes
>walk her to the bottom of her apartment

>next day
>get a call from unknown number
>ignore
>text says pick up
>lolnope

never heard from her again, so shucks

>>741096635
lol you literally hooked your gf and some guy up

you don't make a fake gf account, you make a fake guy account then talk to her and slowly lead to more and see what she does

fuck though, I know the feel

>>741083760
>You guys are tame
>Posts literally the tamest story in this thread

>>741096635
Pretty hot.
Sometimes made profiles of my ex and loved how many guys wanted her

>>741082419
>.r00

Damn, it's been a while.

>>741077186
I'm going to cut your dick off, Mark.

>>741097159
Faggot eating your own cum

i love cheating. it's so much fucking fun. it's too bad it's not super easy or i'd do it much more. i'll fuck girls much uglier than i do when i'm single if i'm cheating

>>741098421
yeah tastes great