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Special Investigator Robert Mueller has subpoenaed members of the Trump white house staff to lie detector tests, and Trump himself will likely also have to undergo a lie detector test.

So /b/, how fucked is he?
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Nothing will finally come of it but this administration will never get anything accomplished. It will be one scandal after another and a bunch of twitter meltdowns, that's it.
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>>741075209
Impeachment is imminent. No way in fuck he can pass a lie detector.
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>>741075209
lie detectors have been proven to be nothing more than pseudo-science
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>>741075666
says satan.
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>>741075583
>>741075666
the sensors will probably slip off his tiny fingers anyway
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>>741075209
They don't need lie detectors, they're trained with more reliable techniques
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Lies detectors are inadmissible in Court. They've be called to testify under oath before a Grand Jury.
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>>741075209
proper fucked
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Clench your asshole and thwart the entire test. How can anyone still believe lie-detectors actually works?
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>>741075209
Lie detectors mean nothing in a court of law.

>>741075666
>>741076408
These anons aren't retarded
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>>741075666
Came here to say this there's a reason they arn't actually used as compounding evidence in high profile serial killer cases. Honestly you may as well get a psychic in to let him know if he's telling the truth, it's a sharade.
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>>741075209
You know lie detectors don't work on psychopaths/sociopaths, right?

Not saying Trump is one, but because they are ineffective on one of the populations most likely to commit crimes, they are virtually useless to us.

Where did you get this information? The school newspaper?
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>>741076931
The honorable judge Cleo.
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So long as the republicans are in charge nothing will come of it. No impeachment means he can't be charged. They won't get enough votes to do shit. As far as his cabinet goes, he's going to just issue the order to dismiss it all. Pardons for everyone.
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>>741075209
No president in history has been impeached and the process to impeach a president is nearly impossible which is why they usually choose assassination over impeachment like they did with jfk
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>>741077199
If Pence convinces republicans the he would be the better choice, then why would they choose an outsider like Trump over their ideal posterboy?

Don't be so complacent, anon.
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>>741075209
I'm just hoping he'll get impeached after the Democrats take everything back in 2018. I wouldn't want Pence as a president. He might actually get shit done.
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I predict that Trump will be charged with laundering Russian mob money. Time will tell.
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Lie detectors are like bitches.
They ain't shit.
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>>741077274
Clinton was impeached....

Impeachment =/= removal from office
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>>741077307
Because Trump brought voters to them that they would lose. He may have a low approval rating, but in key places he's still very popular.
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>>741075209
>lie detector works meme
And just when I thought America couldn't be more pathetic
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>>741075583
sure kid
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>>741076235
sad
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>>741075209
Who is administering the test, Jerry Springer?
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>>741076419
sad, bitter loser detected
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>>741077457
Popular vote means nothing in impeachment, though.

Isn't it just congress that deals with that?
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>>741077020
They just don't work.
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>>741077199
sad
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>>741077632
Yes and those congressmen don't want to lose re-election.
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>>741077307
god you're retarded.
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>>741077368
sad
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>>741077488
I will take a lie detector test! but not without appearing to resist it first! the reality show continues seriously though how many fucking morons still believe this shit that a magical device exists that can tell if you're lying. Fuck. Me. America
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>>741075209
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>>741076408
They won't need to go to court, only to the Grand Jury.
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>>741077697
sad kid. just fucking sad
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>>741077793
and still nothing will happen.
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>>741077643
They DO work..... At detecting certain things... Lies isn't really one of them.
Heartrate? Yeah.
Blood pressure? Yeah.
Respiration? Yeah.
Lies.... Maybe? Then again if you flip a coin, it's 50% effective at catching lies.
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>>741077809
Yes, it's sad.
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>>741077708
I am not god
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>>741075209
what is the average cock size of the fags at shareblue? 2", 3"? Op tell us
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>>741077368
Mueller is looking at stuff dating all the way back to the 70s, so that might be a possibility.
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>>741077885
sad reply. try being original.
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>>741075209
How can lie detectors on pathological liars???
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>>741077594
The FBI.
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>>741077920
don't bother replying if you are going to be an asshole.
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>>741077885
>>741077809
>>741077730
>>741077662
>>741077598
>>741077539
>>741077514

Have you ever samefagged so hard you disappointed your entire ancestry? I'm sure they are happy you will never spread your seed.
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>>741077993
sad
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>>741077882
haha I like the coin comparison
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>>741078075
sad
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>>741078066
I have an asshole, but I don't think assholes are physically capable of forming complex thoughts and typing. Keep trying, toll troll
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>>741078075
Fail
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Never before in the history of the US has a sitting president undergone a lie detector test. What a sad state we're in.
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>>741077436
Clinton was Impeached by the House, but the Senate found him innocent. Hence, he was not removed from office.

Fucking tard.
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>>741078216
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Oh look, our former president is staring down our current leader
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>>741078275
And the house isn't going to do shit about Trump
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>>741078216
I have MS paint too.
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>>741078279
You think I shopped that on my phone in like 30 seconds just to prove a point? Get real
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>>741078325
If they want some sort of shot at reelection in 2018, you can bet your ass they certainly will.
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>>741075209
First of all - Trump won't get "impeached" because the Republicans control the House. That means, it ain't gonna happen.

Secondly - if Mueller decides to try anyone in the Trump circle for "crimes", Trump can just Pardon them, and poof - it's all over.

This is a monster-sized Nothingburger, lads. What an amazing waste of time and money. But that's what the Dems want - anything they can do to try and damage Trump they'll do.

Stupid, really.
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>>741078390
I think you were the one post that wasn't the samefag.
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>>741078175
sad. right to the ad hom.
just admit you're bitter.
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>>741078398
this!

if they don't, they're literally handing everything over to the democrats for the next 40+ years.
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>>741078398
No, they are gerrymandered as fuck, and their districts support Trump.
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>>741078288
yeah real good international relations nigger.
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>>741078398
sad
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>>741078457
How can you ad hominem twice in a row, then use it as your next refutation?

lern 3 dabait
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>>741075666
Failed on all points.
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>>741078477
That's BS.

The last redistricting, was done by Obama and the Democrats. The districts have not been changed since.
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>>741078439
democrat politics at its best.
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>>741075583
Unless he's not lying.

Also lie detectors are bullshit. If you a pathological liar they don't catch you, if you're a practiced liar they don't catch you. The more moral you are the less likely you are to pass. Funny eh? If your a dumb shit and scared by the process they can get you.

Ooh and let's say the question is have you ever driven a blue dodge. And you never have. But you've driven a dodge. Or driven a blue car, or thought hmm was that a dodge? Or tought what the fuck is a dodge?
And answered no all of that could flag you as lying even though you were completely honest.

Depending on how the question is writers
Worded you can flag anyone for lying about anything.
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>>741078477
cry more bitch.
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>>741078398
If the Repubs in the House voted to impeach Trump, they'd be out on their asses in 2018.

Fact.
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>>741078652
sure kid.
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>>741078288
What are you talking about, I don't see our former president, George Soros, anywhere in that picture
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>>741078723
Believe it, sonny. I voted for Gerald Ford in my first election. Which means I probably did it after fucking your mom in the ass in my Chevy Van...
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>>741078723
Sure kid.
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>>741077643
They do work, just not to p<0.05 reliability. They are prone to false positives and false negatives.
When a subject lies, the body evinces sympathetic and parasympathetic responses that can be both observed and measured, but these responses are neither universal nor uniform.
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>>741078908
In other words, they don't work.
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If they had evidence they wouldn't put on this show they would show it and end it. This is theater to push us to war because its been a few years ass sand people don't put up enough of a fight to really get the money flowing
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>>741078841
sad ad hom answer.
another confirmed loser.
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Protip: Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has full power to bypass congress and remove Trump himself. They won't need a formal impeachment process if Mueller decides to exercise his full authority which was granted to him by the US Senate.
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>>741078854
sad
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>>741078988
they don't. its an intimidation tactic.
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>>741078988
Not for you, no.
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>>741079032
sure kid
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>>741079140
sure kid
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>>741079032
Protip: You're full of shite. Take that to the bank.
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>>741079032
Is that what CNN told you?
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>>741076408
Eurofag here
I'm a lawyer in my country and would really like to know what a Grand Jury is
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Oh, we have triggered Trumptard ITT
>Sad
>Sure kid
don't forget to say "fake news" little snowflake
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>>741077368

This. Trump's in bed with Russian kleptocrats.

Remember when he said recently that looking at his financials would be a red line? Yep. There's something to hide there.
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>>741079305
It is basically a small panel that decides whether or not charges should be filed against those in question.
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>>741077199
When his ratings get to 15% and republicans get scared for next election they will turn their back on this baboon
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>>741079357
look its a triggered liberal
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>>741079272
Fake news
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>>741078609

Somebody doesn't understand how a polygraph machine works.

You literally just made up a paragraph of bullshit that has no bearing on reality or the use of polygraph machines.

Kill yourself.
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>>741079498
>>741079522
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>>741079032
Source or GTFO.
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>>741078439
>Trump can just Pardon them, and poof - it's all over.
Yeah right, but how will public opinion react to that? Even most house republicans would turn on him
The real question here is can the president pardon himself
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>>741075209
>>741075583
Ahahahaha.

Man, this shit is fucking hilarious. Trump on a lie detector. Hahahaha.

To be fair, Republicans lie so much that it's probably second nature to them and they'll pass without setting off any alarms.
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>>741079577
nope
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>>741078240

never before did we have a sitting president collude with a foreign government to rig the election so that he would beat his opponent.
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>>741079791
>The real question here is can the president pardon himself

Go read the constitution. It says "anyone" which one would assume could mean yourself.
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>>741077436
What is impeachment then?
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>>741075666
/thread
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>>741079413
So a kind of pre-trial in criminal cases?
Your criminal system sure is complicated. Thx anon
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>>741077436
>Clinton was impeached

wrong. he was acquitted by the senate, so he was never fully impeached. they knew that it was nothing more than a GOP witch hunt, so they quickly acquitted president clinton.
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>>741079357
has to bully on the internet to compensate for his little penis.
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This week's actual Newsweek cover
>inb4 fake news
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>>741080015
They sort of do (on a federal level) what a local district attorney would do.
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>>741079838
sure kid
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>>741079099
The placebo effect (in this case, intimidating technology) is an important component of lie detectors' effectiveness. The placebo effect is a very real thing. "The mind's its own place" said Milton "and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven."
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>>741080185
>Will solar eclipse be unnatural disaster
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
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>>741080185
And Time?
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>>741080185

<--- The fact that they won't ever report any of this, makes them fake news by omission.
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>>741079927
I wouldn't be so sure about that but you might be right
So what happens when Trump pardons himself?

I'm curious to see how rednecks will react when trump get pushed out of office. This might well end up in a civil war except those idiots are too uneducated to accomplish anything
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>>741080357
because that is fake and 90% bs made up by fox news and breitbart.

>memes make it true....derp!
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>>741080357
That's because none of those things are pieces of legislation or done by him at all.
Just because he is in office while some shit gets done doesn't mean it's his credit.
Take your retarded /pol/ info-graphics back to your containment board, parrot.
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>>741080398
They'd have to wait until he's no longer president, and loses the power to pardon.
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>>741080185
sure kid
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>>741080252
I wasn't talking about the equipment.
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>>741080357
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>>741080353
sad
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>>741080357
I like how half of those are things he is SUPPOSED to do as president.
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>>741080491
sad
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>>741080611
sad
bitter
one or both?
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>>741075209
considering he's now a politician? Probably gonna fail, considering he's D.Trump? he's going to fail.
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>>741080491
So by the end of the year then....
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>>741080491
I can't imagine this idiot stays in office until the end of his term
He's been in office for six months and it's been scandal after scandal... except every scandal gets closer to him and his family and is popularity are falling and congress is turning his back on him... and we know we should expect more from tue russian investigation in the next months
No way he stays in office
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>>741080714
Or the early part of 2018. Yep, if this happens he's pretty fucked.
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>>741080714
sure kid
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>>741080845
That's the kind of messages i get when i type on my phone, but you get my point
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>>741080872
coming from the people that said he'd never get elected this claim sounds pretty stupid.
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>>741080845
He constantly has scandals going on around him, because he's dirty as fuck.
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>>741080845
incessant liberal bitching
scandal
pick one
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>>741075209
Lie detectors aren't admissable in court, so I'm not sure what affect it will have. The people who support Trump will do it even if he fails a lie detector.
They may be able to impeach him for incompetence, but I can see him resigning before that happens.
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>>741081059
sad
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>>741077598
>sad, bitter loser
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>>741081138
sad
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>>741080714
>>741080872

>he's not serious, he will drop out
>he'll never make it past the primaries
>he'll never win the primary
(wins the GOP primary)
>he just handed the election to Hillary
>he can't possibly beat Hillary
>he's doing so bad in the polls - Hillary doesn't even have to try
>he's fucking up the debates so bad - Hillary's got this
>he stands no chance of winning
(he wins the election)
>WTF - the world is ending
>the electoral college doesn't have to pick him
>the electoral college won't pick him
>the electoral college will pick an alternate - it's their right
(gets the EC pick)
>the senate won't accept the ECs pick
>they have a right to reject the pick and choose someone else
(gets confirmed)
>he's not fit to be president, and won't be allowed to be inaugurated
(gets inaugurated)
>he's going to be impeached any day now....
>Comey is about to drop the hammer on him.
(Comey testimony actually worse for democrats)
>he's going to resign soon.... he's tired of the job and people beating him up all the time.
>Mueller is closing in on him. He's totally done this time guys. Impeachment is right around the corner.
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>>741081202
hey repeat
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>>741081059
Remember when his biggest scandal was his muslim ban wasn't a ban but somehow was still a ban?
I guess he misses that time
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>>741081154
Lame duck president six months in. sad
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>>741081118
Everyone with a brain would pick scandal

But I guess uneducated white trash might think otherwise
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>>741081202
but who's here crying every day?
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Good work everyone, time for a vacation!
what a fucking joke
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>>741081310
sad
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>>741081344
sad
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>>741081218
sad
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>>741081371
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>>741081398
Humiliated by his own Republican controlled congress. Called "weak" by the Russians. sad
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>>741081454
Did he make her do it?
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>>741081340
you really didn't think your reply out did you.
just can't stop with the ad homs. sad.
you lose what little credibility you might have had.
to be expected though. well you did vote for the same candidate as the uneducated hood rats, for the same reasons.
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Donald Trump more like stinky dump
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>>741081371
Trump has had more vacations in his first 6 months than Obama did during his entire 8 years.

Trump has spent more money on vacations to date, than Obama did during his entire 8 years.

sad.
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>>741081371
so bitter, so petty. this poster will cry about anything.
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