8values Thread. what kind of views do you have anons?
https://8values.github.io/
>>741071145
>https://8values.github.io/
>70 questions
yeah im not getting paid so fuck that shit
>>741071356
Don't pretend you have anything else to do with your life
>>741071145
Breddy close to me
>>741071630
my man
>>741072205
what did it classify you as?
i know i fall under the centrist meme, im just really tired of parties. but i'll kill to keep my guns and want to revamp the prison system tho so...
>>741071145
Guess this means I'm a fag
>>741072528
well if you look at this thread you see you're not alone
>>741072462
damn, that's pretty balanced! Are you a person?
Huh makes sense
>>741073092
there's a bunch of us here, huh? IU was expecting more nationalists with /pol/ invading and all that. Or is that meme over already?
>>741073274
Right now I think they mostly distracted with one of the race-baiting threads.
>>741073274
I have a Friend IRL that browses pol constantly, he's slowly started to say "nigger" and "cuck" with more and more confidence lately. He's a left leaning like me, but he's adopting more and more far right values.
The meme is honestly getting dangerously real
>>741073875
it's sad, really
>>741073875
I mean, I'm shitting on anyone's right to say nigger, but we were getting coffee and I was pointing at a cute black girl in front of us in line and looked at him
The fucking retard said really loudly "Anon, I didn't know you were a Nigger-lover!"
She turned around with one of the most shocked looks I've ever seen.
Hello my libertarian socialist friends
What the fuck is up with the retards here?
>>741074321
On one hand I want to see people say nigger in public more often because it will lose it's effectiveness and people will grow thicker skin, but on the other hand your friend is clearly autistic.
>>741072462
How is someone who browses 4chan so god damn centrist?
Here's mine. Fuck tradition. Tradition is why we're so fucked up and I'm surprised mine is so high for tradition even though I rail against the fallacy of tradition at every possible opportunity.
>>741074645
Hello me
>>741074966
Tradition is sometimes cool, I like Christmas and Halloween.
>>741071145
Check em
>>741072462
Are you me?
>>741074966
And how the fuck did I end up so damn progressive?
Though I'm not sure what progressive means in this test, because it uses the symbol for atomic energy, which modern progressives hate.
there you go
Me
>>741075763
I think it's more science based. The SJW-type progressive hates it, but the more technologically-based progressives (think Neil deGrasse Tyson) are in favor of it.
Well...
>>741075763
it's an atom, not atomic energy. It stands for science and reason instead of blindly trusting what tradition (or religion) says
>>741075362
Personal and family traditions are one thing.
But when it comes to public sphere, traditions have absolutely no more meritorious standing than a monkey flinging feces on the flag.
Public policy is not the place for tradition. It should be the realm of science and logic
>>741071145
M/43
>>741075981
This what the website says:
> Progress (Society)
> Those with higher Progress scores believe in social change and rationality. Though not always, they are usually secular or atheist, and support environmental action and scientific or technological research.
Which is about as biased a definition as you can find, because it's saying traditionalists are irrational.
r8t me m8
>>741076203
>because it's saying traditionalists are irrational.
So it's speaking the truth?
>>741071145
>>741076039
By that standard, most of the environmental movement should be "traditionalists", because they ignore scientific evidence that opposes their faith on everything from GMOs to nuclear energy.
>>741071145
Go back to pol
>>741076281
It depends, there are plenty of reasons to have a traditional family, the main reason being it is more ideal for raising children.
>>741076380
This is /b/ anything goes here.
>>741076281
I think they're irrational, but no more so than progressives.
>>741076380
Isn't that the exact opposite of /pol/?
>>741076380
/b is random, including politics.
tl/dr; fuck off
>>741076380
let's be real if I had posted my result on /pol/ I would have been shat on
>>741076544
kek
I just thing the nazis had slick uniforms.
>>741076271
11/10
>>741075763
Because libertarians were liberals before it was cool
>>741076628
>I just thing the nazis had slick uniforms.
Every girl wants to fuck a guy in a Nazi uniform, especially the ones who won't admit it
>>741076670
Libertarians are just a minor variation on classic liberals
Now the man know how I vote, thx guys
>>741076271
>>741075763
only sane people ITT
you people should be put in jail
>>741076756
This guy is cool too
I don't like this test, I'm more of a libertarian
>>741075362
Do we really keep to the traditional values of those anymore?
i've done that a few months ago too, pic is from today.
the old one was basically the same
>>741076799
You're not authoritarian enough to say that.
These things always pop up when I'm tired as fuck... here's my last one.
>>741076917
this is the old one
I guess this is kinda accurate-ish.
>>741076962
and today's
>>741076849
apparently not
>>741076972
dirty commie, otherwise ok
>>741076992
[Right wing populism intensifies]
>>741071145
Fucking faggots
I always get more authoritarian the more tired I am. Also much less lazy about reading up on the question content.
Murica
Don't know what this means, but here.
did i win?
>>741071145
lol commie cuck
>>741078165
90% of the fuckers in this thread are commies.
i hope michael parenti is proud of me
>>741077062
>>741074645
You're on 4chan, not a Christian daycamp forum. Take your fucking rules else where normie.
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=70.7&d=64.9&g=71.5&s=82.5
:v Ask a normie anything
>>741075528
Yes, Donald is your president.
Labeled as a Centrist. I guess that I'm balanced. I bet that /pol/ would love this test
>>741078584
too progressist
>>741079085
do you even have an opinion?
>>741079085
If you pick "unsure" for each choice. or refuse to pick the "Strongly Agree" or "Strongly Disagree" you will most certainly be placed in the centrism.
Which usually means that you are either conflicted or don't know what the questions mean.
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Good enought, since im a socialist anyway, no surprize there
>>741071145
Only the free market can make a free society.
>>741079222
Or you think the questions miss the point
>>741079139
Enlight me, how can you think tradition is the way? I understand the need for it, and to conserve it, but still, i cant quitte understand the other side´s point of view. Explain yourself if you dont mind, would appretiate
>>741079336
>talks about free market
>not being an anarcho capitalist
More libertarians than usual. Lately these threads have been 90% socialist.
>>741079411
Oh, and here is my graph btw
Democratic Socialist!!
liberal
Right-Wing Populist
Another centrist bruva reporting in.
>>741079411
the other's side point of view is that technology and science can improve human condition better than anything, or even that the new ideas are magical formulae for progress.
It's ok to think science and technology increases production, but the basic thing for progress/improvement is the social division of labor and private property.
The basis of right-wing view is that the organization of the society comes from the organization of the family, then you have other social instituitions that have it's own organizations but the basis is the family.
The human is a social being, as in living in society, cause it realized that the division of labor increases the production.
I dont know if i explained it, also there's more to be added that i currently dont know
I was wondering why there is so many socialists in this shithole... So I remember that capitalists are working and doing something productive to the society.
well...
>>741071356
It took 66 seconds.
You're a nigger faggot.
I am the Donald
>>741080114
also equality means redistribuition of capital
for me it's not fair to have an agency (the government) that obliges me to pay taxes to fund other individuals
governmental securities agencies are another joke cause they don't pay indemnizations if they fail to protect the individuals that were obligged to pay for them to work
More on Democracy: the God that failed by Hans Herman Hoppe
>>741079139
I didn't even know Ultra-Capitalism was a thing.
I'm a fascist
Fucking /b/, a bunch of liberal and centrist faggots
Into the chamber with you
Prove me wrong
>>741080844
Except that fascism isn't pro free market.
>>741080700
i think it's a synonymous to anarcho capitalism
seems about right
>>741080903
>Anon's jackbooted thugs going to round up political opponents pick the wrong groups first
>get lit up by a bunch of liberty loving assholes with guns
I think this is a fair representation without being called a nazi or commie.
>>741081135
Fuck them, no mercy
bomb them nogs
Hmmm,seems about right
Ha, centralism. Strange that we attempt to label ideas with groups, as though by assigning myself a group, I shall believe the entirety of it. I remain neutral, but believe in moving forward.
>>741081661
Just go
>>741080928
>>741080928
It's not wrong for you to want to suck off Alex Jones, it's just stupid.
>>741075823
HAHAHAHAHA
>>741082160
Glad to know i'm not alone in this
I don't even know what this means.
>inb4 you're a fag
>>741082324
You're not it's probably the most reasonable one imo, I'm sure a good 60% of the right wing dudes are a bunch of edge fags, just memeing
>>741082632
It means you're a normal liberal
>>741082160
Lol tbh I thought I’d be more right wing economically
Well fuck
>>741076336
>National Communist
>NSDAP Flag
National Communism (i.e. Nazbol Gang meme) is not even close to National Socialism, you undesirable.
>>741080619
I undestand you, but what would happen if the poor were actually unsuported? Imagine a country where the poor get absolutely nothin from the gov, criminality would raise, the country would fall under guerrila warfares (perfect example would be brazil for instance)
somethimes its better to get taxed just a litle bit more, for everybody´s safety, at least in my point of view
Aso, criminality would not be the only problem, probably unemployement and so on would raise significantly
What do you think of my political views?
>>741084193
I bet you use safe spaces and support gender neutral snowflakes
>>741084193
You unironically think that traps aren't gay.
>>741071145
Thats my shite, lads
>>741072462
Bernie is your guy
>>741071145
>>741085259
Fucking Bernie fag.
>>741085339
He was pretty dope my dude.
>>741071145
Fuck off with your 20th century bullshit. This means nothing, just like the INTJ/ENTP shit
>>741085443
It's a good base/guideline imo. It's not perfect but it helps you figure out where you stand more a less.
>>741085621
No it doesn't. It is just a way for autistic people to feel good about themselves because they chose the obvious answers to get a normal outcome
>>741085717
Lolwut there is no obvious answer you autist, people are fundamentally divided on all these things. Please refrain from commenting if your autism is this strong
>>741071145
>https://8values.github.io/
>>741086193
>autist
>not seeing the obvious correlation between answers and their effect on the result
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you.
>>741071145
Social Libertarianism is the best political viewpoint.
That cannot be refuted.
If you voted for Trump or Hillary you are fine with neoconservative stagnancy and corruption.
>>741086291
>>741071145
Just to clarify, this test is very likely to mislabel you because political definitions in the literal sense are very different than the modern, everyday conversation sense.
>>741086611
Disgusting.
>>741086399
How does that change that there's no right answer? I said you should refrain from posting if you're going to be this autistic. Please listen
>>741083358
You're bland.
>>741086925
*vomits
>>741086911
>thinking there is no right answer
Welcome, newfriend.
>>741087057
Good one
Beat this, faggots
>>741087206
Here we say 'kek'. You'll learn with time
>>741071145
faggot
>>741085912
>ipod
>>741087396
Impossible to beat.
Judge me
>>741087448
>having this much aspergers
>>741087890
>not knowing what bait is
>>741071145
where did all the libtards come from?
4400e jasper
>>741072660
lizard
You cucks may as well kill yourself
Libertarian Socialism : https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=72.6&d=71.3&g=68.1&s=75.7
fucking cuck
>>741091217
Germany speaking
>>741071145
I didn't realize I was this milquetoast.
>>741074645
mah man
>>741071145
Please kys. Thank you
I'd say this is pretty accurate tbh.
I thought I'd end up more progressive then traditional, but it's surprisingly balanced.
>all the anarchists
pls tell me you are just beeing edgy.
the avarage /b/eta would be the first to die if anarchy ever happened.
>>741071145
Not bad.
>>741071145
whoops
You guys are all shit
Get on my lvl comrades
lol what I usually get
>>741071145
>>741071145
Anyone who is on the extreme axis is woefully ignorant or an asshole.
>all these commies
>>741100847
Anyone who is in the center is both woefully ignorant and an asshole
not too suprising
>>741071145
lets see