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Well, about six months ago I told you faggots I was in line to

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Well, about six months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 482 billion dollars from my pervert yellow uncle who made me fondle his balls with chopsticks as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now

First to roll quads gets $400,000,000 just leave you're Paypal

Drinks on me tonight faggots
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>>741044919
[email protected]
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Just taking the quads, no info.
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>>741045101
you could t post a pic at least
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Must be bait but whatever rolling
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>>741044919
Rolling
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>>741044919
F U C K
F
U
C
K
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Rollinnng
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Roolllll jo***[email protected]
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>>741045782
Prob bait but need reroll
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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
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>>741045806
Rerollerino x3
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>>741044919
hey look quads
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>>741044919
succ me igiot
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I'll take bait roll
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Op if this is real, and I get it, I will buy hundreds of latge fries at mcdonalds and eat them all on stream
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>>741044919
fuck off with this shit
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This is slow as fuck
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Rollio
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>>741044919
roll for that bait
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Rolaboi
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Rolaskate
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Roooooll
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Gihmedagole
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Wut?
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Peenus sace
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Penus sauce
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>482 billion dollars
>6 times more wealth than bill gates

Yeah OK, that's believable.
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Vaginal belch
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I just made a paypal.me link specifically so you can give me money.
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roll pls give cash
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>>741044919
Roll
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Can I take 20 mill for dubs?
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I'm disabled my legs do not work I am ugly and will never have a good life. Money is the only thing that will make my life livable. I am physically unable to kill myself and I am too poor from medical bills to pay for even brief moments of happiness. Help me
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>inherited 482 billion dollars
>can't spell "your"
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>>741046357
I'll roll til the quads come home.desu
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>>741046408
Satan quads lead the way
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>>741046389
What does that have to do with anything?

Please anon, take me through your train of logic.
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Time to meme my way to fortune.
Hit me up at [email protected] if quad
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>>741046357
Roll
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Taking quads fuck off
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Ayy
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rollinnnn
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EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU ARE PROVEN NEWFAGS
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Rollator
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>>741046357
Roll Satan save me
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Just keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
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Rolling for de quads
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this is so kek
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>>741046566
Close
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>741046357
Rollllllll
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We are getting close niggas
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Roll me so hard
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>>741044919
fag
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>>741046357
Eolllllli
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Toll
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reeeeeeeeee
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i just want to buy some water sir
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lel
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niggers
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>>741044919
I don't even have a PayPal account but I'm taking the quads anyways.
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Rollielo
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sure why not
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quads af
[email protected]
>edgy asf i know
>i was 12
. sorry
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Ravirolli ravirolli, OP give me the moneyoli
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>>741046666
WINRAR
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>>741044919
ayyy llor
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dab
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Rawlling
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fucking cuck
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rolllll
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Am I a newfag yet
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FUCK
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>>741046540
Exactly this. I came back to this board after god knows how long. 4 minutes in, I already regret it. Let's split, anon
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>>741046666
Winrar
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hahahah this thread
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>>741044919
Just leave you are paypal, okaay
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que no?
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>>741046666
QUAD
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>>741046666
AYYYY
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>>741046666
congratulations you won't even get 1 cent
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>>741046666
WINRAR
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>>741046357
SATAN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU FUCKSD ME AGAIN AHHHHHHH KILL.ME
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>>741046666
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Quads my friend
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>>741046666
I will suck your dick for $1,000,000.
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>>741046666
Boii you better pull through faggot, hmu on my throwaway.

[email protected]
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>>741046666
Witnessed, enjoy your wasted roll
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Someone wanna hack one of those emails?
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>>741046730
>>741046666
Pics or fake nig
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>>741046468
I expected as you having an inheritance of 430 billion, you would have been sent to a private school with high paid teachers to teach you a basic grasp of the english language

Obviously not, however
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copypasta Lmao
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PayPal.me/SirHesus
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>>741046859
You aren't me faggot, now my paypal. It is [email protected] (don't judge)
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>>741046952
>>741046952
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>>741044919
4***sh***[email protected] will reveal if quads get
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Op is a faggot
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Quads? Lol

Funny bait
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>>741045889
Fuck that, negotiate a contract with mc donalds for all of their stale french fries and then.... i just ran out imagination. Someone fill in for me. How much stale fries are we talking? What shpuld he do with them?
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>>741046357
Money would not help
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>>741044919
Give us your credit card information so we can see if you do have $482 billion dollars.
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>>741046969
I went to a $55,000/year private school in New England and all we did was snort coke and drink scotch. Idk how I got into Duke and graduated. Oh wait I do, $$$$$$. My cousin got into Harvard and he was a huge fuck up, His parents donated a shit ton of cash though. We're from oldddd money. My whole family is really immature since we've never heard the word "no" or "you can't do that" My dad has a couple DUI's too. Money cars clothes watches don't impress me at all, I've become numb to materialistic things at this point too bad my girlfriend hasn't because i'm so sick of bringing her shopping.
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fat chance pussy
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>>741046357
What you need is Jesus. Too bad he's busy fucking virgins in heaven.
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I don't have PayPal but I'll get one
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I'll roll for a chance at greatness
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>>741046846
I will suck your 1,000,000$ for a dick
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>>741047261
Family name? Having more money than Bill Gates should get you in the news.
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>>741047252
Are you me? Money would absolutely help in an enormous way. If I never had to open another letter from the hospital asking me for money, or rather the collection agencies at this point, I would experience a significant improvement in quality of life. Much less stress. I can't afford the proper physical therapy and Medicaid covers only prescriptions, for me anyway. I've heard others have had better luck with it, but not me.

If I could afford to go out to the ocean on a nice boat and do some fishing with my family, it would make me so happy I would cry.

Money would help, a LOT
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>>741044919
So your perverted uncle was 5 times wealthier than Bill fucking Gates ?
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>>741047316
It seems.youre right. I try to ask Jesus for help. But so far he seems to be as big a faggot as everyone here.
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>>741044919
roll
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>Retards still rolling after I won
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>>741044919
Ugh, this copy pasta...
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OP's a faggot.

Everyone who's rolling is retarded.

Rolling.
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>>741044919
http://steamcommunity.com/id/V1N1X
just 5$ plz :d
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>>741044919
You do realize that no one person actually has 482 billion right?
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Op, I was cheated, but if you just sent $20, i'll count it
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Rollerino
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>>741044919
I just got an email promising me $483 billion dollars from a family member who's a prince in Nigera. Fuck you poorfag.
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>>741046667
Did you just post your goddamn email adres on fucking /b/?

Dude are you fucking stupid?
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Please hack the emails
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>>741046357

rollan help a /b/rother out
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Too bad the richest man in the world is only worth 90 billion so good lie...
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Nigger
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Faggot roll
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>>741044919
>>741044919
8
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>>741048854
8
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>>741044919
OP,, fuck off.
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>>741048889
fuck
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>>741044919
rollroll
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kek, i fucking love how the amount of money increases each time
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>>741044919
Shut your mouth cunt
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>>741044919
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I dont have PayPal
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>>741047261
Must be nice
Ever been malnourished?
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rolling for the sake of it, paypal is tan*****[email protected], will fill out rest if any luck
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I HATE MY LIFE
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ITT newfags giving a darknet scambot their paypal accounts
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>>741048567
>actually bothering to reply with this
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>>741050065
I gave mine because there is nothing on it
plus I don't use it anyways
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Rolling, bitches.
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roll for Paypal.me/Mar***M**97
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>>741050889
and agen
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>>741050907
abd wone last d2ime
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>>741045505
close one sorry man
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>>741046666
been seeing more and more of these
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>>741044919
Copypasta?
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may I sir?
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>>741044919
im rdy
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roll roll roll
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pls give me money
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lol dude thx for donating to quads
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>>741044919
lol
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last try for monies
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>>741044919
Roll of destiny.

**[email protected]
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rolllll
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>>741047171
>then pay houndreds of homeless people to cum on them?

then what?
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roll
[email protected]
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did i get it
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>>741044919
[email protected]
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>>741044919
Sup boys im going to be rich!
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>>741044919
Sup
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Whelp why not try eh
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Lol k
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[email protected]

so.. everyone is begging so maybe rick op can help.

This is my blind kitty, thing is i got mugged a week ago now i have to wait like 3 weeks to get paid and i'm low on her food, i dont want to ask friends of mine for money, because they would give me shit over me spending it (i used to be a crackhead) so yeah.

if anyone tbh can spare a few cents or 1 dollar i'll move closer to feed her and myself.
so thanks guys
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Rolling for the fuck of it
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>>741044919
(you) are a nigger
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Rollln
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fuck your money
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Bet. [email protected]
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>>741044919
Donate it to KKK for me.
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[email protected] reroll.
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welfare
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Umm... why it in trash bag
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>>741044919
Right
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>>741044919
roll
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i'm rolling too!
I do not have paypal but this is on my mum's card
number: 5117 7938 0734 6654
cvv: 014
exp: 03/19
name: ISABEL PASS
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>>741044919
Rolling
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Corn Rolliooo
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>>741044919
$400.000.000 in Steam Wallet codes
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>>741052970
reroll
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Rolla
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>>741053155
start your own thread
nice dubs
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Having a dinner other than baked beans and potatoes would be nice :/

[email protected]

Sigh ...
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9bait
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Rooooll
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>>741044919
rolling
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>>741044919
Tell me your Badoo profile, I wanna fap with your ugly face. :D
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>>741044919
roll
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>>741044919
>chopsticks
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>>741044919
well i did it
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>>741053155
rolling for this guy
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PayPal.Me/JakeC476

need money for college
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[email protected]
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>>741048504
Thanks for trying
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>>741044919
so many idiots giving out their details
you bunch of absolute mongs
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>>741054450
Rerolling
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Roooolin
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